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Name- Ally

Age- 12 going on 13 (as if that wasnt obvious)

Favorite Books- Twilight Series and Pride and Predujice

Favorite Bands- All Time Low, Metro Station, Anarbor, We are the In Crowd

Favorite Artists- Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Michael Jackson, etc. (I cant think)

Favorite Movies- Twilight, New Moon, Pride and Predujice

And btw IM team Edward all the way!!

On December 24, 2006 at 8 oclock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldnt come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo email account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didnt send a chain letter about a little girl that kills you in your sleep with no natrual cause of death. This is the email she read: My name is ofelia Heras. Im 16 years old. Im a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me youll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this on your profile or I will visit you tonight.

Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles:

in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella

Each time I carelessly fall down

And I promise to remember Edward

Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws

For Charlies sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle

Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett

Everytime there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rose

Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice

When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie

When I see that beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper

Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi

When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Twilighters know

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

This is soooooooooooooooooooooo cute!! It was just what I needed to hear!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.- ALL THE TIME!!

If you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you know what pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is, copy and paste this into your profile. - ahhhhhhh, what would we do without google...

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile

If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

List You Favourite 12 Twilight Characters

(In no particular order)

1 Edward

2 Bella

3 Nessie

4 Seth

5 Jasper

6 Jacob

7 Leah

8 Emmett

9 Alice

10 Maria (not really in the books but I like her better than Alice.. hate me if you want)

11 Rosalie

12 Angela Weber

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Jacob-Rosalie I guess... I mean everyone else was in it too ...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Seth- very very very hott:

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

Nessie- Seth If Nessie got Seth pregnant, the Cullens would have some serious issues.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Alice- Ive seen them... just never read them.

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Bella-Rosalie Edward and Emmett would be pissed. they most def would not.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

Jasper/Emmett or Jasper/Maria... Im thinking jazz and maria... derhh.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Edward walked in on Jasper and Jacob... He'd beat the shit out of Jacob.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

Nessie-Maria umm... Nessie is hunting when she sees a pair of red eyes staring. a familar friend of jaspers.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Edward- Alice absolutely not. bella and jasper would kill them.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Leah-Angela they dont know each other...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Edward/Seth Yeee-ah aint happeningg.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I dont have anyfriends:

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

MINES BIGGER!! (ha BD quote)... random..

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Emmett- Sexy Back:

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?


16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

Edward-Bella Do I often dazzle you?

17) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Jasper... never:

"(1.Edward) and (7.Leah) are in a happy relationship until (7.Leah) runs off with (4.Seth(her brother..thats wrong). (1.Edward), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11.Rosalie) and a brief unhappy affair with (12.Rosalie), then follows the wise advice of (5.Jasper) and finds true love with (3.Nessie(his daughter!!)).”

That was supeer wronggg!!

Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11?

Jasper or Rosalie... i'd go with Jasper:

Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?

Bella well im not a lesbian...

12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Angela sends Emmett to find out if Ben loves her and it fails cause Emmett is dumb!

What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Jasper umm... being too depressed and murdering Emmett.

If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Emmett... hes huge!!


Subject: one messed up sleepover>
> One night these five girls were having a sleepover
> when
> they heard
> chaos at the end of her street they went down to find out what was
> they
> learned that a woman was
> raped and the man was on the loose.
> so they quickly
> ran home
> and bolt everything down. everything settles
> down for a while
> then they started hearing weird noises
> coming from outside.
> they let their minds go wild
> so they got scared and hid inside a closet.
> the man was really outside and found a window that had a broken
> bolt.
> he crept in quietly.
> the girls were scared crapless.
> he walked into the room
> and opened the
> closet,
> the girls screamed and ran in separate directions.
> four of the girls went downstairs and the cellar door,that was right above
the bathroom. He caught the
> fifth girl
> and took her into the bathroom,
> raped her,
> and skinned her alive.her friends heard her die that
> night
> but couldnt do anything about it.they listened to her
> scratching the door to get
> out.
> in the morning when he had fled,
> the remaining went into the
> bathroomThere engraved into the wall was her message:
> 'how could you have let me die'
> they looked up
> to get the tears out of their eyes
> and saw her flesh
> dangling from the knife that skinned her. If you dont repost
> this
> the man will skin you alive too,> because they
> havent caught him yet.And the girl will make sure you will
> die,
> so she can pass on the tale.> Fact: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.
> He
> buried her in the ground when she was still alive.
> The murderer chanted 'Toma soto
> balca' as he buried
> her.
> Now that you have read the
> chant, you will meet
> this
> little girl.In the middle of the night she will be on your
> ceiling.She will
> suffocate you like she was suffocated.

If you repost this on your profile she will not bother you

> ps.imagine if that was you


. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Allizzle (Only a name fit for a pimp:)

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Yellow Llama...(soooo awesomee)

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name): Marie Calvert

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Pepsi

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Lgihcsn...(makes no sense what so ever)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lynn

Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Mcgal

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Nessie...(i named my hermit crab after Renesmee:)

PLEASE if you are a good person you will not read below. PLEASE! You have been warned.

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples

The girl slowly came upon this one

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

Repost or you are going to die.

There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
three most
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
did, everyone

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
he wanted
go to the movies. Ashley heard
and what

Ashley approached the movies that night
followed Jack
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
Jack and

around and Ashley watched the whole

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to

Thank you

Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Put it on shuffle
Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, repost your results in your profile.

Opening Credits: G.N.O by Miley Cyrus

Waking Up: Natrually by Selena Gomez

First Day of School: Tell Me What To Do by Metro Station

Falling in Love: The Wind Blow by All American Rejects

Fight Song: One Less Lonely Girl by Justin Beiber (THat doesnt exactly fit)

Breaking Up- Control by Metro Station

Prom: Read Between the Lines by KSM

Life is Just...OK: Full Circle by Miley Cyrus

Mental Breakdown: Never Be What You Want by We Are the In Crowd

Driving: According to You by Oranthi

Flashback: Umbrella by All Time Low(Orginally by Rihanna)

Getting Back Together: One Time by Justin Beiber

Birth of Child: Give It to ME by Shakira ft, Lil Wayne

Wedding: Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings

Final Battle: Jump Than Fall by Taylor Swift

Death Scene: Russian Roulette by Rihanna

Funeral Song: Whatever You Like by T.I.

End Credits: Vanilla Twilight by Owl City


Bella's Christmas Gift- Ch.6

Bella's First Dance Outfit- Ch.10

Bella's Prom Dress Ch. 21-

Bella's Prom Hair-Do


Amy's Prom Dress-


Renesmee- as a kid..shes about 12 in the pic

Edward and Bella's cottage- ch.2

Renesmee's bedroom- ch.2

Tree House- ch.2

Nessie's Bathing suit- ch.2

Cassie's bathing suit- ch.2

Dom's bathing suit- ch.2

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Baby by GryffindorCriss reviews
Ron and Hermione want a baby, but will they be successful? Read and Review! No Copyright intended, blah blah blah.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 121,106 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 9/2/2010 - [Hermione G., Ron W.]
The Diary Of A Young Vampire by Psycholips reviews
Alice finds the diaries of Edward's childhood friend & sweetheart Bella. He doesn't remember her though. The Cullens read Bella's diary...What happens when a certain brunette appears in Forks? And Edward suddenly starts remembering everything about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,575 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 1,082 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Edward, Bella
Pregnant At 17 by Ogey-Ogey-Ogey reviews
Bella Swan is a 17 year old high school student, who finds out she's pregnant with Edward Cullen's baby. How will they both cope with this change in life, and will they grow as a couple? All Human BellaXEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 103,192 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breathing Room by memorysdaughter reviews
Tori gets paired with Jade's sister for a school project. Thank goodness Jade's sister is nothing like Jade... in fact, she's very different.
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 76 - Words: 146,536 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Unfortunate Love by iljasperhaleex33 reviews
Edward is the geek of Forks High & Bella is the most popular girl. Edward is madly in love with Bella but there is 1 prob. Her boyfriend. With the help of Edward's siblings and new friends, can he win Bella over before Senior year or grad?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,583 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Way We Were by TheWrite1 reviews
Ron and Hermione have been having marital problems, and their secrets are threatening to tear them apart for good. Can these two keep it together, at least for Rose and Hugo's sake? Will Harry and Ginny be able to help?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,987 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Never Say Never: Rose and Scorpius by hoyas reviews
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have hated each others guts for the past six years. Now, however, they've been thrown together and must co-operate if they are to have any chance of winning an inter-house competition. Prepare yourselves for a bloodbath.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 124,482 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,973 - Reviews: 3129 - Favs: 1,911 - Follows: 1,994 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Best Mate is Extremely Attractive by whenthewallscomecrashingdown reviews
He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,729 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Classic Cullen Moments by Sarahgotbored reviews
(Discontinued. Only reason this hasn't been deleted is because I'm a sentimental freak and like to look back on things I wrote when I was 13. Quite frankly it's awful, Stay away!)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 58 - Words: 52,818 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Complete
To Win You Have To Lose by tueststercus27 reviews
Edward is a cocky, arrogant high school student, who thinks he can get any girl in the school, but what happens when his friends make a bet that he can't even get the loner, Isabella, to even go to prom with him. Can he win Isabella's heart? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,455 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Pregnant? What makes you think that? by sacha-lee reviews
What if Bella and Edward did have sex in the meadow at the end of Eclipse? What if Bella became pregnant... what if the pregnancy was as it should be, normal? POST ECLIPSE ExB Fluff Normal pairings. I love reviews
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,944 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Victorious, At Last by x-Bademancer-x reviews
How did Beck and Jade really meet and fall in love? My idea of their life up until how we know them now. Multi-chapter. JadexBeck
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Jade W., Beck O. - Complete
My Gravity A JacobRenesmee Story by unusuallydeep reviews
As Renesmee grows older, Jacob's feelings for her begin to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Parent Swap by NMHudsonSmith reviews
Finn and Rachel did a lot more than kiss in the auditorium while Puck and Quinn did a lot more in her bedroom. How does everyone deal with the consequences? Picks up when Puck and Rachel are dating. Finchel and Quick w/Puckleberry, Fuinn, and Faberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Rachel B., Finn H. - Complete
Forks It's My Life,Love Bella by Zandie reviews
What happens when Bella moves to Forks to live with her father she meets some new friends and some old one. Bella and Alice become fast friends. Jacob be Bella's"boyfriend"or will Alice's brother Edward win her heart.I have a beta,strawberry9212 : R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 78,213 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward
Two Tickets to Paradise by TheLittlePenguin reviews
Two very different people met in their own Paradise. Little does Edward know about his heritage, and how his being a Royal eventually turns Bella's life upside down, when she realises that she is carrying his child. Put on hold
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,884 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Big Brother by Rockaholick reviews
It's a big brother series. Everyone in Twilight into Big Brother. Bella is desperate for some love. When a certain famous person appears in the house and catches someone else's eye what will happen? All Human! R R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,283 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Epic by sincerelydear reviews
Two people with the names Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley would have never believed they would actually share something more than insults and glares if you told them. Then again, is it real or is it not?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,426 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Above All Things by LittleLauren reviews
What's with Rose and Scorpius? What's with their families being prejudice against one another? Will they be the perfect pair? Or will their fathers tare them apart? For Dee :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Just One Night by Sunset Dreaming reviews
A/H. Contains abuse! Bella's father begins abusing her after her mother abondons them for Phil. Although one night is different than any other, Charlie can't take anymore of Bella so he leaves her... What will become of her life? Full summary inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Proof by twinley reviews
When Ron and Hermione are caught sleeping on the couch together by Ron's roommates, Ron asks Harry for proof of Hermione fancying him. Set in HBP after Lavender fiasco, Ron/Hermione. T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,948 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Wrong Imprinting by AngelusSe reviews
Alec relunctuantly visits the Cullens every 3 years. Unaware of Jacob's imprinting Nessie and Alec fall in love. But when Nessie realises the truth will she stay with the vampire she truly loves or her best friend the werewolf? Jacob/Nessie/Alec Story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,073 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie
Is Later Better Than Never? by Veatriki reviews
Edward left Bella. For good. When he returns, years later, will she be able to forgive him or will she marry Jacob, as planned? Will an unexpected pregnancy affect her choices? Will some horrible accidents alter her decisions? R&R PLEASE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,272 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
Bella and Gabby by A K Mason reviews
Bella and her sister Gabby move to Forks, Washington after their mum gets remarried. They've grown up in England so this is a big change for them. Canon pairings, AH, AU, ooc in some cases. Rating to be safe. Read and Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,913 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Edward, Bella
Scandalous by purplepandas123 reviews
was LOVE IS A FUNNY THING. Bella is a beautiful, rich girl from Cali. but when she moves in with her aunt and uncle who live in forks wash. after her latest scandal. can she find love in the small town or will she be left heartbroken and alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Mountain Lions by LilMissAj reviews
Bella has a twin sister called Annabelle and they move to a new school called the Mountain Lions, Bella is fine with moving as long as her sister is with her but will she give her heart to the green eyed boy when fate pulls them together ExB AxJ RxE AxS
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Bella, Edward
New Yorks Finest by xconcretegirl reviews
Bella is a writer in New York City. Edward Cullen is part of the wealthiest family in the city. They work through their differences and fall in love, but will the rest of the family keep them apart?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,422 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Complete
Forbidden by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella & Edward meet one night at an event.Their parents are rivals & hate eachother,demanding them to stay away from eachother.They secretly meet,soon falling in love.They are thrown into a series of events as they fight for the love they have.ExB, Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 180,940 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Vampire by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
who says that Twilight fans can't like Harry Potter? What happens when Renesmee starts to crave Malfoy's blood, or when Hermione starts to get suspicious of Ness and Jake... and the subject she teaches. Prev. Known as "Renesmee Harry Potter" R&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,731 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie
You Belong With Me by pixiewriter87 reviews
Adopted from In-Luv-With-RobPatz. Bella and Edward have been best friends forever...but Bella wants so much more than mere friendship, but she has just one problem...Tanya
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Edward, Bella
I thought of myself as a murderer by AMYCULLENCRUSHED reviews
What if Edward had a girlfriend before Bella? Amy decides to leave him, but not for the reason he thinks. What if she comes back and Edward has Bella? What has she done when she was gone? ExB yeah, I suck at summaries : Rated T just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,286 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella
Baby Brother by Queen Of Dead Hearts reviews
Seth, and Leah Clearwater as young kids. Before any magic. Seth is 2 and Leah is 7. Series. I plan to write more. It's just a normal story involving my favorite soon to be werewolf Seth Clearwater! I don't own these characters. Stephenie Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Leah, Seth
Twilight's Sun: Renesmee and Jacob by Renesmee The Musical Werepire reviews
Renesmee's turning 16 Jacob's "age" in a week. Alice has a vision... the Volturi are comming to turn Nessie a full vampire and take her into the clan! She has a decision to make... then, she...! From Jake and Nessie's POV. R&R! Sequel is out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,782 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
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OC Contest! reviews
yet another OC Contest, summary insidee and all submissions are due by December 9th!Also send in any ideas for the story! they are greatly appreciated!
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011
Big Time Baby reviews
A girl that Kendall met in Florida comes to the Palm Woods with her bestfriend with some news! what news? oh, that she's pregnant and guess what? its kendall's! KendallxOC JamesxOC
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Kendall
Smile reviews
a songfic about Beck and Jade's relationship. Smile by Avril Lavigne
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Beck O., Jade W. - Complete
Fireflies reviews
sequel to Butterflies: Nessie is growing up and has a decision between her two bestfriends that will follow her for all of eternity. So who will it be Jake, her imprint, or Dom, the bestfriend? But what happens when a pregnancy changes everything?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie
Butterflies reviews
Bella Swan is found in the woods but no other than Edward Cullen. How will a 3 year old Bella deal with living with vampires? How will she deal with growing up with them? Follow Bella and the Cullens as Bella grows up in a different way than others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,433 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete