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My name is...hah! Not tellin you.

DTL News.
Listen up! I am sorry but my story the Proposal shall not exist until furthur notice.
My heart is just not into writing it anymore.
I am sorry but I have new Ideas for storys which will be updated soon.
Thank you for your understanding,

I do have a new story out.

It will be my first story completed.
It is...

Behind The Curtain

If you have any banners you would like to give for this story please PM me.

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

First Train Home-Imogen Heap

2. Will you have a happy life?

From me to you-Bobby McFerrin (weird...)

3. What do people really think of you?

Here Without you-3 doors down (k then..)

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Bad Body Double-Imogen Heap

5. How can you make others happy?

Duck and Run-3 doors down (haha ironic)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

With You ft. The game and Snoop Dog-Jaime Foxx (woahh)

7. What should you do with your life?

Thats what you get-Paramore

8. Will you ever have children?

Here Comes the Sun-Jewel and Rob Tomas (uhh is that a yes??)

9. What is some good advice for you?

Forever and Always-Taylor Swift (hmmm Ill have to think about that)

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Never Too Late- Three Days Grace

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?


12. What song will play at your funeral?

Chasing Cars-Snow Partol (CREEPY I either want that song or Turn to stone played at my funeral and 'If I lay here' in my coffin!)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Try-Nelly Furtado (Laidback)

14. What is your day going to be like?

2-1-Imogen Heap

15. Why are you here?

See right through me-Moblie (niceee)

16. What will people remember you for?

Im On-Ciara (Thats soo Awesome!)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Little Bird-Imogen Heap

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

What Ive DOne-Linkin Park (mouth drops open)

19. What will this year be all about?

Say It Right-Nelly Furtado

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Aha!-Imogen Heap (Oh the Irony)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Skinny Bones-The Ditty Bops (Wait...WHAT!?)

22. Your message to the world:

This is how a heart breaks-Rob Thomas

23. Your deepest secret:


24. What should you stop doing?

Its Raining Men-Geri Hallaway ( I HAVE THIS WTH!?)

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Home-Chris Daughtry (cool)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

Its My Life-No Doubt ( yeah its my life Im not marrying you)

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Nothing Can Come Between Us-Theory of A Deadman

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Outta my head-Moblie

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

When Love Takes Over-David Guetta Ft.Kelly Rowland (Scary. Shivers)

30. You’d describe you best friend as:

Sunshine-Roisin Murphey (k??)

31. Your friends describe you as:

Rhythm is a Dancer-Snap!( Ima Dancer cool)

32. In an elevator you are most likely to yell

Gotta Get Thru This-David Beningfield (Ive had a bad experience with Elavators now I hate them so thats very ironic)
33. Your philosophy in life is:

Earth-Imogen Heap

34. Your farwell message to the readers of this:

Dont Forget-Demi Lavato (Dont Forget this)

You know its the 21st Century when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Bold the ones that fit you
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MIARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm Canadian so I MUST talk with a FUNNY ACCENT
I'm Canadian so I MUST love BEAVERS, MOOSE, and HOCKEY
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.

i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4584 - Favs: 2,485 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
Opposites Know Best by cullenluver12 reviews
Sequel to "Opposites Attract Babe" So they're together, even though they're complete opposites inside. But now they're in college... with the rest of the clan. How's a girl to survive with her crazy friends in college?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,648 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Fallen Angel by Edwardsfallenangel reviews
After being bullied by the Cullen's and Hale's for years Bella leaves and becomes a famous model. But now shes back, what will the group think of what they think is the new girl and what will Edward think of her payback. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,231 - Reviews: 3003 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2009
What Once Was Lost by writing101 reviews
It's been 42 years since the Cullens left Forks, 42 years since Bella's death. Alice has been having these strange visions about a vampire girl that'll change the life of her family forever. Alice POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,474 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Alice
The Search by wuogkat reviews
This is a sequel to The TA and The Freshman - read one of those 1st! Bella Cullen took her bike out for an afternoon ride and never came back. Alice must discover the truth behind her sister's disappearance. AU, Vampires, Sequel, canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,315 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Alice, Edward
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5859 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 2,505 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Reality of Our Lives by Lady Lily of Darkness reviews
Part 2 of the Main HSNE Trilogy. The HSNE gang are back, and they're facing the real world as adults. Rated "M" for language and suggestive - NOT graphic - adult themes. Status: COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 150,614 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Way we Were by Sylvia Cullen reviews
Bella Swan and the Cullens are best friends until Bella moves away at age 13. After some unexpected events,Bella reunites with the Cullens once again in college.Old flames seem to re-ignite and so does the drama.AH AU.Canon Pairings
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 149,045 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foolish Games by TwihardNerd reviews
*sigh*..I cannot summarize to save my life..But there's love, angst and moody Edward..They're all human. Pairings are A/J, R/E and E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,185 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Not Without You by BelieveItOrNot reviews
This is the sequel to The Path We Chose. It does not stand alone. The continuation of Edward and Bella's story. Self-aware teens forced to grow up quickly. AH,AU Canon couples, Slight OOC Renee very OOC Rated M for language and lemonadey sexual content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 243,734 - Reviews: 2613 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're So Much More by vampire-legend reviews
Bella's only escape to a contact-limiting paranoia, is music. Specifically the music of her favorite band, Asphyxiated. What happens when she starts working with the band, and begins to open up to the lead singer, Edward Masen? All-Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,661 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emerald Rose by Leia Emberblaze reviews
The sequel to the Emerald Apple. After reading the devastating third chapter of 'New Moon' Galinda decides that she and her friends need to return to Forks in order to comfort their fictional friend. Boq and Jacob Black join the fray. Gloq and Fiyerba
Crossover - Wicked & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,805 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Complete
So Close by EatSleepWriteSpoilers reviews
Sequel to When Did Your Heart Go Missing! Edward and Bella are finally back together and with the wedding in 2 months, everything is going smoothly. Or at least for now.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Would I Do Without You by Pixie-Jazz101 reviews
Bella and Edward are best friends...Edward is dating Lauren a short skirt hottie. To bella she is trash. Bella desperatly wishes Edward belongs to her...Edward and her both play the guitar..At prom night edward sings to a girl named I.S who is it?.....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 57,447 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Love, My Loss by Sammiie3 reviews
Edward and Bella were married in 1918 then Edward disappeared. Bella was changed. Things happen and they find themselves re-united, But will Bella ever realise it is him? Crappy summary! Please give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,622 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Till Death Unites You by Wincing The Night Away reviews
Edward Masen is to marry the beautiful Isabella Swan, but then every thing goes wrong...he can't remember his vows and death interferes the wedding plans. A Bella and Edward love story inspired by the Corpse Bride..check it out! Same period of time as CB
Crossover - Corpse Bride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,068 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3603 - Favs: 5,383 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Can't help falling in love with you by thecookielives27 reviews
Edward has always been in love with Tanya. Too bad she has a boyfriend who she is irrevocably in love with. What happens when the gorgeous Bella Swan arrives with her friends. And what's this? She's Edward's new roommate! Will there be love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Surprise, Surprise by Momentarily Sane reviews
Sequel to A Bella Twilight. Edwards been changed, but what about the other Cullens? and the Hales? Who knows? Well, I know, you need to read to find out hehe. Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT, doing that now, cause I forget all the time! Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
My Cinderella Story by Quidditch Player-Seeker reviews
Bella is your modern day Cinderella. Step mom, step sisters, and the showoff Edward Cullen. Bella lives and breathes dance. Will she make it into the MSPA? Will Edward become the nice guy before all the fame? BxE Another Cinderella Story x Twilight
Crossover - Twilight & Another Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella
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Girlfriend reviews
Girl meets Guy. Guy Dates Girl. Guy Hates Girl. Girl Loves Guy. What happens when a new girl is in the picture? One-Shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Outside Looking In reviews
Bella Swan has always been the freak. She gets made fun of behind her back. They dont think that she can hear; but she can. She's sunken into deeper depression. Will the ever so popular Edward Cullen pull her out? Suck at Summeries. First Fic!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Bella, Edward