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Love Sucks: Nessie's Guide to Love and Life
by BrokenFirePen reviews
Hey, guys, it's Nessie. I thought, since most of you are huge stalker-fans of me and Jake, that I'd let you in on our little romance. How we got together, broke up over the stupidest thing and totally went against Dad's rules. Well, I'll talk to you soon!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 126,044 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk
by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Raw and Rosy
by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 2,425 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
by Jen733 reviews
This is my little drabble for Ms. Kathy's Haiti Relief Fund. AH, Edward/Bella, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,622 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sunlight: Renesmee's Love Story
by WritingIsLife811 reviews
Renesmee is finally with Jacob... but will it last? Or are there more than one force out there disapproving of their romance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,246 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
by shaybo reviews
Emmett talks to Edward about sex. Chapter two now up because I was bored.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
by Edward'sLittleTemptress reviews
One night while the family is hunting,a highly frustrated Bella stops by the kitchen for a midnight refreshment to quench her thirst. Little does she know that another one of her cravings is about to get taken care of as well.1shot.Rated M for a reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,680 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
by Totteacher reviews
Edwards point of view of the honeymoon and Bella's pregnancy. Contains lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 117,258 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
Maid And Master
by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Does it need explaining? no longer just a one-shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Cullen's Facebook
by strongerdancer reviews
These are notes on that I found and decided to create into a story. OOC & language... &humor!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
When Rose and Emmett Fight
by Stargirl888 reviews
When Rose and Emmet fight how does Rose deal with her anger? WARNING: Graphic Lemon and Femslash!Don't like it, don't read it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
by Back2Skool UNFmett Contest reviews
Rosalie's sick and tired of horrible dates. She finds solitude in her favorite bar, but can she find everything else she's looking for there as well? AN EXAMPLE FOR THE BACK2SKOOL UNFMETT CONTEST. A Collaboration by JessScript24 and PrettyFace27
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed
by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4096 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by dirtywizardwhores reviews
VERY MATURE!Winie wants to mess around with christopher robin!
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2009
by vampires rule my world reviews
Bella and Emmett make a bet with each other to see who has the most 'adventurous' sex life. Rated M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Lily Turtle reviews
What if Edward and Carlisle had gone ahead with their decision to try and remove the baby? Without Bella's permission... A oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
by Debussy-This reviews
Every Monday, Debussy This and Bethaboo will switch off writing smutty one shots around 500 words to improve everyone's start to the week!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Changing Heart
by blondie AKA robin reviews
Edward's experience during Bella's change. Parallels pages 355-378 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 94 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Emmett Goes Tanning
by fweedance reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
by AmberGlow2 reviews
In the 1st chapter of Breaking Dawn Bella's truck dies and Edward gets her a Mercedes Guardian. But what happened to Bella's truck? I think it was subterfuge, and here is my one-shot version of how I think it happened. ;D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Alice, Rosalie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style
by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8414 - Favs: 7,613 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings
by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete