Hello, uh... well i cant think much of what to say so i will list some of my favorite stuff.
My Absolute Favorite Quote Of All Time
24 Empty Missle Tubes, A Mushroom Cloud, It's Miller Time!
(My father's navy shirt he show'd me, He was on Submarines.)
Tremors 1-4, Transformers 1 and 2, Poltergeist, X-men 1-3, Wolverine, The Edge, Kelly's Hereos, Equalibreum, Eon Flux, Ultra Violet, The Fifth Element, Die Hard, Spiderman 1-3, Land of the Lost, The Mesangers, Windtalkers, We Were Soldiers, Blood Diamond, Andaconas: Hunt For the Red Orcid (Or whatever its called, the newest one.), Lake Placid, Young Frankenstein, The Rock, Walking Tall (New One), Twilight, Predator 1 and 2, Alien 1-4, Aliens vs Predator 1 and 2, The Huanting of Molly Hartly,(I think i dont remember them all so i'll just stop.)
I dont really read that many books but...
Twilight Saga, The Cold Equation, Many Goosebump Books (from when i used to read alot), (thats really about it... well next)
Shit Happens, then you flush.
When you think life is going good i comes takes a crap on your head, beats you with a raw chicken, and kicks you in the gut for good measure.
When someone is coming to kill you, get up early and kill them first.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his martial arts skills. Then, he roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back.
Constapated people dont give a shit.
The man who smiles when something goes wrong has just found someone to blame.
Freindship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.
Never Take Life seriously, no gets out alive anyway.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
A person is smart, people are not.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Everyone is entiled to thier opinion, just yours is stupid.
I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.
(Im not a vegaterian but this is funny) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
When your courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second, and when you sit on a red-hot cylinder a second feels like an hour. Thats Reletivity. - Albert Einstien.
There is a hole in the mexican border fence, and in that hole is a walmart.
It's a Walnut.
OK well that should be enough, Adios.