Kevlo
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Joined 09-03-09, id: 2071979, Profile Updated: 12-02-09

Hello, uh... well i cant think much of what to say so i will list some of my favorite stuff.

My Absolute Favorite Quote Of All Time

24 Empty Missle Tubes, A Mushroom Cloud, It's Miller Time!

(My father's navy shirt he show'd me, He was on Submarines.)

Favorite Movies

Tremors 1-4, Transformers 1 and 2, Poltergeist, X-men 1-3, Wolverine, The Edge, Kelly's Hereos, Equalibreum, Eon Flux, Ultra Violet, The Fifth Element, Die Hard, Spiderman 1-3, Land of the Lost, The Mesangers, Windtalkers, We Were Soldiers, Blood Diamond, Andaconas: Hunt For the Red Orcid (Or whatever its called, the newest one.), Lake Placid, Young Frankenstein, The Rock, Walking Tall (New One), Twilight, Predator 1 and 2, Alien 1-4, Aliens vs Predator 1 and 2, The Huanting of Molly Hartly,(I think i dont remember them all so i'll just stop.)

Favorite Books

I dont really read that many books but...

Twilight Saga, The Cold Equation, Many Goosebump Books (from when i used to read alot), (thats really about it... well next)

Favorite Quotes

Shit Happens, then you flush.

When you think life is going good i comes takes a crap on your head, beats you with a raw chicken, and kicks you in the gut for good measure.

When someone is coming to kill you, get up early and kill them first.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his martial arts skills. Then, he roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back.

Constapated people dont give a shit.

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has just found someone to blame.

Freindship is like peeing yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling.

Never Take Life seriously, no gets out alive anyway.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.

A person is smart, people are not.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

Everyone is entiled to thier opinion, just yours is stupid.

I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.

(Im not a vegaterian but this is funny) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

When your courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second, and when you sit on a red-hot cylinder a second feels like an hour. Thats Reletivity. - Albert Einstien.

There is a hole in the mexican border fence, and in that hole is a walmart.

It's a Walnut.

OK well that should be enough, Adios.

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The Last Man Standing by code-11 reviews
An imperial Guard deserter recalls his encounter with the Tyranids and tries to get off his doomed planet; Tyranids attack again, PDF decides to leave, something intervenes in the life of mortals. Rated mature for violence.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,207 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009
MyCoR 3: Turn About by Amita4ever reviews
Captured by bounty hunters, Riddick is enroute to Tangiers Penal Colony when the ship goes down in a rainforest and he's not the only survivor. The other is a citified secretary with a bounty of her own, but she may be more trouble than she's worth. FINISHED!
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,972 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Riddick - Complete
A Midsummer Night's Massacre by splattercat reviews
A female scientist who works for the Borgia family has been assigned to four experiments with a group of Yautjas. As she learns more about them, she wonders if it was a good idea to be assigned to them or not, and wonders if she should set them free.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,747 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008
Never, Ever, Make an Empath Mad by Jaspers-Darlin-Girl reviews
Jasper wants to write a song for Alices b'day, but when Emmett finds out that Jasper is songwriting, he, Edward and Rosalie tease him about being gay. Way.Too.Much. Now they have to learn a lesson. Never, Ever, make an Empath Mad...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,124 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Jasper
Life at Xavier's Institute for Gifted Youngsters by Unknownhacker1 reviews
A series of One-shot glimpses about what it's like to live at the institute when the X-men are not out saving the world.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,494 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Brand new school, brand new idiot by Azzi.Turner reviews
The vampires and wolves have moved to a new town, and are attending a new school. Jacob and Rosalie end up having all the same classes and a practical joke war begins!:
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Rosalie, Jacob
Emmett and Renesmee have a heart to heart by Woot-Ima-Fish reviews
What happens when Emmett trys to have a heart to heart conversation with his neice Renesmee?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Emmett, Renesmee C./Nessie
IMing With The Cullen Family by ReD-cHeRrYaNdDaNi reviews
What happens when the Cullens the pack gain IM? Random things only I can come up with. Regular randomness done by me, and anything sexual done by me too. Rated T for language & sometimes induendos
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 36,375 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008
WHAT I HATE ABOUT YOU! by THESE VOICES WONT SHUT UP reviews
Bella wrote letters to a bunch of people who she hates explaining why she hates them. She never wanted them to be sent, she was just venting. What happens when Edward accidentally sends them! Please I suck at summaries, but give it a try!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009
Christmas with the Cullens by Miki Mouse in Blue Jeans reviews
Ever wondered what a Christmas with the Cullens would be like? Read my take on a Christmas with the Cullens. Major Fluff. Varied POV's. Please read and reveiw! Rated T for suggestive language! Well if you write in Emmett's POV how else shall it be? DONE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,001 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Complete
Nazi zombies welcome to hell by jadord reviews
four men have one night to survive the worst creation of world war II and it's not the best summery but please R&R
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009
Truth or Dare Uh Oh! by JulieeMariee reviews
My first fanfic! Chapter 7 is up! Everyone is a vampire except for Bella. Carlisle is away on a business trip and Esme joins him. Alice wants to play a game. And an evil little pixie sure knows how to get everyone revved up for a game of Truth or Dare!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009
Don't Make an Empath and a Human Shield Mad by Chibi-Kari reviews
Post New Moon. Is possible to take revenge in a house with no secrets? Jasper/Bella friendship.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,969 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Leah's Imprint by Fangalicous08 reviews
Leah finally imprints. But, will the imprintee be a problem?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
Emmett's 79 Things to do in an Elevator by 123Meaghan reviews
Emmett finds a list of things to do in an elevator written by magical unicorns. What will happen if he does all of them, Will he become a magical unicorn too? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Emmett
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
The Ripple of a Stone by Yeyinde reviews
A human wakes on a Yautja Predator Dropship, unable to remember who she is. But does she want to remember? And can she become someone new, in a new world where she must prove herself to all those who think her to be dishonorable. R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 6/10/2006
Diamonds in the Rough by scorchedtrees reviews
Post-BD; Leah's still feeling bitter about vampires, imprinting, and life in general. A certain empath decides to help. Leah/Jasper friendship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Leah, Jasper - Complete
The Gift Exchange by Yeyinde reviews
When a Hunter goes to a world on the off season, he comes at a time when the Oomans are at celebration. But what comes when a young boy sees him, and gives him something he never expected. OneShot
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Enemy of my enemy by Malicean reviews
The ageold question: Is the enemy of my enemy my friend – or my enemy? Don’t take this story too seriously – I just thought it would be fun, to set up Tall, Dark and Dangerous with Huge, Black and Absolutely Murderous. Rated for violence and mild swearing
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,119 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Complete