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Joined 09-03-09, id: 2072018, Profile Updated: 09-09-10
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.

Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile! For those who are reading my story, my 4th chapter is up I'm working on my 5th. And for those reading the crossover, the 2nd chapter up! So please enjoy! That's all for now, bye guys! Panda out!

Name: Ashley, but you can call me Panda if you'd like

Age: 17

Gender: Female

Favorite Show: N.A.R.U.T.O!! I've got a bunch others but I'm all about this one =3

Favorite Character: ROCK LEE!! Drunken Fist Fighter pwns!!

Favorite Pairings: NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno or ShikaTema (which ever one gets him 1st is fine with me), LeeOC or LeeGaa or LeeTen (yes, I'm a yaoi fan), and I guess SasuSaku or SasuIno (I know SasuIno is impossible, but I just can't help thinking they might make a good couple)

Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Rock Lee
2. Naruto
3. Hinata
4. Tenten
5. Shikamaru
6. Temari
7. Gaara
8. Deidara
9. Itachi
10. Kiba

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Hey there sexy, to what do I owe the pleasure? ;)
Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Umm...sorry Naruto, but I already love someone. Have you tried Hinata yet?
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
She'd probably turn red & faint
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
There would be tons of bloodshed before a friend of mine would let that happen
5 cooked you dinner?
Are you kidding? He's too lazy to do that
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Eh, whatever
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
OMG!! YAYZ!! (hugs to death)
8 got into the hospital somehow?
Assume Tobi or Sasori had something to do with it
9 made fun of your friends?
Tie him up & mail him to my friend Kori (she loves Itachi XD)
10 ignored you all the time?
Umm...ok? I'd be kinda sad though cause I like Kiba
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
He'd whoop their asses with the power of youth (drools)
You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He'd carry me on his back to the hospital
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?
A plush doll (I hope)
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Rescue me cause she's cool like that
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?
He'd probably say "Yea...good luck with that," & then leave
You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?
She'd probably say, "Good for you." But I don't wanna marry Kiba!!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Sand Coffin >=3
You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?
EXPLOSIONS!!! AWW YEA!!! XD
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?
By using his sharingan on my opponents & then traumatizing them, which means instant win for me
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Probably think I'm choking and hit my back
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
CAUSE HE'S SO FREAKIN HOTT!! (drools)
2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?
Ummm...so good luck with your life
You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Me dating...HINATA!? Sorry, but I don't roll that way. & not only would my parents NOT get along, but they'd send me to christian camp for 1,000 years
Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?
BLOODSHED!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Maybe, I don't know
6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I'd scold her, and if she played Lee then I'd take some serious action (pulls out a death note XD)
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Nothing, Gaara's always staring
Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?
Well Deidara, you can always go straight. I know tons of girls who would DIE to be with you (no joke XD)
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses you his love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
O///O Oh f*k, Kori's gonna kill me...
You spot 10 kissing number 1. How do you react?
(gasps epicly. then sits behind a tree, takes out death note & scribbles angrily while crying) steal my Lee-kun will you!? Eat this you mutt!!

Friendship part
Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?
NO!! I WOULDN'T ALLOW IT!!
Would number 2 trust number 5?
Yea I guess so
Number 3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along?
Pfft, no (plain & simple)
Number 4 is bored and pokes number 10. What happens after that?
Well Kiba would poke her back & then they'd break out into an all out poke war (just like in ice age XD)
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Not sure about Shikamaru, but for Lee it would be P.E. (cause we all know he'd ace those mile-runs)
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?
Something delicious I'm guessing
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
MALE STRIPPERS!! (they'd make a ton of money considering all their fangirls)
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Hmmm, maybe. I think he might look sexy
9 sketches what 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
No...not at all...
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Their true lovers most likely

What would happen if...
1 accidentally kicked 10?
He'd apologize, however I'd be in the background like "LMAO!! XD"
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his girlfriend?
He'd read it and be like "WTF? Ok then.."
4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk?
All hell would break loose
5 and 6 did a work-out together?
If it was THAT kind of work-out, I think Ino would get pissed
6 noticed he wasn't invited for your birthday?
I'M SORRY!! DX
7 won the lottery?
He'd spend the money on more eyeliner XD
8 had quite a big secret?
Yea I bet >.>
9 became a singer?
His deep voice would drive fangirls insane at concerts X3
10 got a daughter?
Good for you Kiba! =D

What would 1 think of 2?
Lee: "That's it Naruto! EMBRACE SWEET YOUTH!!" (damn! No matter what I put it sounds dirty! XD)
What would 2 find weird about 3?
The fact that she becomes a nervous wreck everytime he gets remotely close to her >=3
How would 3 greet 4?
Hinata: "H-Hello Tenten, how are you?" how else can you put it? =/
What does 4 think of 5?
Tenten: "Is it even possible to be that lazy?" I know that's what I would think
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Shikamaru (dreaming): "Girls...what a drag..."
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They're both sand ninja
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Making him bleed (oh the horror O_O)
Where would 8 meet 9?
At their home base, I don't know
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Ummmm...that he's a terrible dog breeder? =/
What would make 10 scared of 1?
If he held up a sake bottle & threatened to drink it (drunken fist fighter! X3)


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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

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You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:

1. You make a leaf village head protector. (Lol I wish i had one)

2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (I did that for Chidori, Kage Bunshin No Jutsu & Rasengan)

3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. (...no)

4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. (I don't think so, I have seen girls with pink hair though)

5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage' (No way!)

6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. (Lol I wouldn't have the room)

7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (Pfft are you kidding me?)

8. You name your dog Akamaru. (My dogs' names are Cinnamon & Spice >.>)

9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Lol wtf XD)

10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. (Haha XD)

11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. (It'd be a cold day in hell before I let that happen to me)

12. Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (I wouldn't look good as a blonde)

13. Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (Damn..that would be hard)

14. Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (Haha nah, just an exam)

15. Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (If I did that my sis would kill me)

16. Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". (Can't roll eyes back that far)

17. Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (I don't completely undertsand bloodlines)

18. Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (I would if I wasn't in school)

19. Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. (I'm so tempted to do that, you have no idea)

20. Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books. (I WANNA READ THAT SO BAD!!)

21. Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (No way! That's suicide!)

22. Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (That would be cool)

23. Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (My brain would explode before I got to 10 XD)

24. Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. (Why would I do that?)

25. Join a website and use the name Naruto as your s/n. (nah, maybe Tsuki though)

26. Start to call your teachers Sennin. (I wish I could, but they would just look at me crazy)

27. Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (Ha! Yea that's a good one)

28. Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (I've tried that once, unfortunately my sister bitched at me to leave)

29. When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. (WHA?! No! My dream lover is Lee!!)

30. Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. (Added to the what?)

31. Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. (Been there done that)

32. Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. (No! What did I just say?!)

33. Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (Nah)

34. Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (Cry, no. Laugh, YES!)

35. Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (That'll be the day)

36. Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. (...sigh 2 words...ROCK! LEE!)

37. List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (Lol I should totally do that XD)

38. Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Eh?)

39. Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (My mom would beat me XD)

40. Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. (No I love my grandpa)

41. Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". (Lol why what?)

42. Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. (That would be epic! But I need lose weight >.>)

43. Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (Both of these suggestions FAIL)

44. Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more. (Haha yep!)

45. Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500. (YOSH!! Cause it's what Lee would do!)

56. Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". (My parents wouldn't like me very much if I did that X3)


You know you live in the year 2000+ when..

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department

22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

24. Play with the automatic doors.

25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.

28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

39. Take bets on the battle described above.

40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags

44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

46. Two words: "Marco Polo."

47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.


Answering Machine Messages:

1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya, We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...really slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.

2. Hi. I'm probably home, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you.

3. Hi. Now YOU say something!

4. Hello, if you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner.

5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have Lots of money!!

7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these plastic magnets.

8. This is not an answering machine...it's a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think your name, your number, and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.

9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number, and they will get back with you.

10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.


A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it


In case you need proof that the human race is
doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Darn it lol XD).

On a bag of
Chips:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside.
(steals the bag of chips)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(How else would you use it?)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(but I like it frozen...)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Whoops!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(Well no duh =/)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body".
(...ouch...)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication".
(Lmao wow XD)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness".
(But isn't that the point?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only".
(Hmm...)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use".
(What's the other use? >.>)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts.
(Warning: the sky is blue XD)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(Of course! Why didn't I think of that?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".
(Awww...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals".
(Argh!! The mental image!!)

BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

EVER WONDER...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for LETHAL INJECTIONS?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Survey Questions:

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Rock Lee!! I LUVS HIM!!

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)?

NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, LeeOC, LeeGaa, LeeTen

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yep X3

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

No but I want to

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

Naruto pencil case, Naruto chibi keychain & Naruto manga (actually, it's shonen jump with Naruto in it), Naruto: Ultimate Ninja, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles, Naruto Shippuden: Akatsuki Rising, Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 1 and 2

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

OMG YES!! Rock Lee!! My OC's gonna be with him =3

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina, but KibaHina isn't bad

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

Both

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, team 8 or Team Gai?

TEAM GAI!! YOSH!!

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I haven't heard of it

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Heck yea!!

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I used to be Pro-Sasuke, now I'm Anti-Sasuke

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Nope, I'm on episode 158

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

No actually, I should though

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Possibly

17. Sub or dub?

Both work for me, but I do prefer sub

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

In between, I don't hate Sakura but I don't like her either

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

He seems funny to me

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yea, I spoiled it for myself & found out he was an Uchiha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Ok...he's not ugly, but he's not sexy

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Haku, hands down, he's already a trap X3

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

Dude, anybody that can whoop ass while asleep has got to be freakin awesome!! I LUV U ROCK LEE!!

24. Which character would be best OOC?
Who and how?

I think Sakura would be cause it's really weird when she actually does something useful

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

Hell yea I do!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

Yea

27. Do you like lemons?

Teehee, yea

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Not really

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

Yea!! Gaara of the Funk vs. Rock lee of the Mounties!! Best scene ever!!

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

Yes!! & I've seen Naruto Party flashes too

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

Nah, got myself hooked

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I can't draw Naruto, aww but I wish I could

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

Nope

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

Yea, all I think about is Rock Lee now (drools...for the billionth time)

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nah

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

YESSSSS!! & I'd knock out Kakashi just to get it!!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

Haven't heard that theory either

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

I just said no

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

Not with that blue lipstick >.>

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yea, I have a few

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Yep X3


Instructions:
List twelve of your favorite Naruto characters in no particular order and answer the questions.

My list:
1. Rock Lee
2. Naruto
3. Hinata
4. Tenten
5. Neji
6. Shikamaru
7. Temari
8. Gaara
9. Ino
10. Sasuke
11. Sakura
12. Kiba

1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before
Shikamaru/Sakura

Nope, & I don't plan too either

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Do I think Tenten is hot?

Ummm no, but she is really pretty

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Kiba gets Gaara pregnant

O_o!! Is that even possible??

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Ino fics

Yep, quite a few

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Naruto x Shikamaru

MY BRAIN!!

6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.
Neji/Ino or Neji/Sasuke

Well Neji/Sasuke is a no...hands down...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.
Temari walks in on Naruto and Kiba having sex

She'd stab her eyes with hot needles

8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.
Hinata/Sasuke fic summary

"A tragic war has taken place and Hinata finds herself to be the only one left in the Hyuuga clan. She wanders the earth; feeling depressed and all alone. Until a certain someone who shares her pain comes along to comfort her...and he's NOT Naruto" Not bad for a pairing that I despise...

9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?
Rock Lee/Gaara fluff

Oh if you only knew, I've read PLENTY of them

10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.
Temari/Kiba

"With Shikamaru and Ino together and Hinata madly in love with Naruto, two lonely shinobi search the world for love; completely heart shattered. That is, until they meet of each other one fateful night" How's that? Oh wait! It said title...then..."You're not alone..."

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Tenten to de-flower Rock Lee?!

HELL NO!! If anyone's getting under that jumpsuit it's gonna be me!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Hinata het?

I don't know what het is, is it short for hentai? If so then yea

13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Sakura stories or drawings?

Not that I know of

14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five
Naruto/Tenten/Neji

I don't think so

15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sasuke's screams of passion?

"Oh yes Lord Orochimaru!!" oh wait that's Kabuto...

16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?
Gaara song fic

"You get to burning" para para mix XD (if you've seen Naruto Abridged Series you'll get the joke)

17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Rock Lee/Shikamaru/Kiba warning?

WARNING: CONTAINS SCENES THAT CAN POSSIBLY MIND RAPE YOU!! (I don't know =/)

18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?
Sasuke's pick up line to Temari?

"I'm drunk, you're attractive enough, lets do it"

19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Sakura describe a relationship between Naruto and Gaara

"Well, I don't know. Naruto really wants to fight him for some reason, god what an idiot! I mean does he even know what he's up against?! Man I didn't think someone could be so stupid!" & she'd just ramble on & on

20. How emo is Two?
How emo is Naruto?

None, he's the exact opposite

21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Fic about Neji

Last year, he got Tenten pregnant

22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
"Rock Lee and Temari are in a happy relationship until Temari runs off with Tenten. Rock Lee, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Sakura and and brief unhappy affair with Kiba, then follows the wise advice of Neji and finds true love with Hinata"

NOOOOOO!! THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS!! MY BRAIN!!

23. What title would you give this fic?

"WTF?!" that's what I'd title this!! Argh!!

24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?
Temari/Gaara canon?

I don't know what a canon is, but if it's anything sexual...INCEST!!

25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five
Rock Lee/Tenten/Neji

"Team Gai always had some crazy adventures together, and they were about to get even crazier" =/


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convienance store.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I must be ugly...or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I must love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so i MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I love SHOPPING, so i MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp


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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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║║║║╔╗║╔╗║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╔╗Naruto!
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║║║╠╗╔╣║║║╔╗╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║╚╝║║║║║║║╚╝║║║║╚╝║╚╝page if you love
║╔╗╠╝╚╣║║║╔╗║║║║╔╗║╔╗Hinata!
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A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together.

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata.

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile

Female Comebacks (funny!)

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?

Woman: Do not enter

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy

Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing

Man: So what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i

Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

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If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are obsessive with all of your anime stuff (if someone else touches it they die kinda obsessive) copy this into your profile

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IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE RUN INTO A SLIDING GLASS DOOR PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

IF YOU HAVE SLEPT FOR ALMOST A WHOLE DAY PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in GodPS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for Him He will stand up for you

How you know your random:

1) If your walking down the street and bust out in song for no reason what so ever

2) If you start laughing because you finally understand the punch line from a joke someone told you thirty minutes ago and your around completely different people

3) If you ask a question that has nothing to do with your current conversation

4) If you start an argument with yourself and lose

5) When you start reciting the words to a movie thats playing and start to get on everyones nerves

6) If in the middle of a sentence you yell a random word 'TUNA' then continue your sentence

7) When you remember something funny and start laughing at the most inappropriate moments ex: church, funeral, when someone just told you they where going to die ( if this insults some people I'm sorry)

8) You start singing the 'Duck song' from Jimmy Neutron

9) You tell everyone you see that your a tumor

10) You start singing the alphabet song

11) You yell food fight in your math class then duck under your desk when people start throwing food

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile

If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If your different in a good way put this in your profile

You fight, I fight
You cry, i cry
You jump off a bridge, im gonna miss your dumb ass!

A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
not caring that people think your a lez

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have or have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) or played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

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If you think the CoCoa Puff Turkey Bird-thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stupid box of Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those selfish kids just need to give that obnoxious rabbit some Trix already, copy and paste

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new volumes of your favorite books/mangas before anyone else, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, SWANFEATHER, Frostpaw, shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, PandaChick105

If you were uncool before uncool was cool, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list. HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, PandaChick105

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If someone gave you money for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is in a never ending state of change, copy and past this onto your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels

If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, manga, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile

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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

I just kidnapped myself. Give me 100 dollars, or you'll never see me again!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes.

(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?

A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Only trust those closest to you.

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Every end is the beginning to something new

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

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Rock Lee

(for my friend Panda)

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Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

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Resolution by shvique reviews
Sheldon frequently got on Jenny's nerves, and tried her patience. But as Jenny discovers, even a nerd has feelings. Has Jenny gone too far this time and broken Sheldon's heart?
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,505 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 4/12 - Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9, Dr. Wakeman, Sheldon L.
Stay Close by Harley Eve reviews
The team has been decomissioned and have all recreated their lives. But life has a funny way of bringing good friends and romances back together. The beginning is right before Kuki's decomissioning, after that we jump to the kids' second semester of their Junior year. I plan to make this long, sweet, and realistic. Please enjoy some 3x4, 2x5, and 1x362
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,517 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4
LovEDD At First Sight by Blood Everlasting reviews
Double D's in highschool and is in for a world of trouble. His mom's best friend dies and her daughter comes all the way from England to live with him. Ed and Eddy tease him. Marie Kanker stalks him. OCDD, rated M for a reason!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,123 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Edd - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5368 - Favs: 4,094 - Follows: 2,444 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Manamunes? I hate those things by Kirabera reviews
Ezreal, the Prodigal Explorer, escapes from the Institute to take a break. It's been one full week of being on the "Novice Summoners' List of Champions" and he's fed up with all the ridiculous item builds he's been given. There, he runs into Fae Sorceress Lulu, and the two exchange a friendly conversation. What do these two Champions think of us noob Summoners? Read to find out!
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ezreal, Lulu - Complete
Stalker of the Night by Felishy-Chan reviews
At times being immortal can be a very cruel faith,living unable to age or die and alone without a companion.That is until Gaara comes upon a home of a rich family with a beautiful maiden living in it.He just couldn't control himself... Vampire Gaara/OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,516 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Gaara - Complete
A Stormy Conversation by xxivxo reviews
Sequel to Late Night Conversation. The aftermath of phone sex has left the two participants in an awkward tension for an entire week. Will one stormy, afternoon help to clear up that tension?
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,024 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
Late Night Conversation by xxivxo reviews
The usual phone call from Yosuke to Chie ends up becoming something much more different than dirty jokes.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
Romance Novel by Tracey4t reviews
Kaoru discovers Haruhi with a romance novel and both wind up acting it out for real. Not for younger readers under 18. Lemons as well One Shot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Kaoru H., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Dark and Misunderstood by kylekatarn77 reviews
What if the balance was not as it seemed? What if the darkness was not truly wicked? And what if the light…wasn't as pure as we think? Prepare to see how high darkness can fly...and how far the light can fall. Deep stuff! Major NaruHina, some others too
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 19 - Words: 215,679 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Accidentally in Love by 1095-Libra Princess reviews
Chie is practically forced to stay the night at Yosuke's house, even after a huge argument. And what at first seems like innocent consolation, turns into a blissful experience for both of them. Y/C
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Chie S., Yosuke H. - Complete
Dreaming by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
Dreaming a dream that never seemed like a dream...too real a dream for it to be a dream...yet, a dream it was...what could come of a dream?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Lotus Prince by nicsnort reviews
Raila is delivering a message to the Hokage but when she arives she finds out the Hokage isn't there. While she waits for her return she finds herself liking a shinobi but can their new love survive when they find out her dark secrect? LeexOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/13/2008 - [Lee R., OC] - Complete
Naruto's Payment Methods by Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki reviews
Naruto gets kicked out of Konoha for what he did to the Hokage. Now he travels around countries trying to get back into Konoha. Each chapter contains a lemon of girls never before written. Warning this story contains STRONG lemons! Extremely strong lemon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,538 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 2,104 - Follows: 1,303 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
My Cup of Tea by Perfect-Tempest reviews
Can England escape the whims of fangirl affection? I daresay he cannot! ArthurxReader drabble series. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/19/2011 - England/Britain
Sweet, Sweet Sabotage by Perfect-Tempest reviews
"How painful it was; bestowing everything he had to offer was nothing more than sweet, sweet sabotage." France pines over the only person he loved. One-shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2011 - France - Complete
The Death of Jeanne D'Arc by PrincessGinger reviews
France watches his heroine die and curses England. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
Touchin' On My by Evilest Angel reviews
She shook her head against him, obviously denying the crazed statement, and he knew she was smiling into his neck when he heard it. "You should top more often." Now THAT he could do...
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Hetalia: One Shot by XshadowolfX reviews
Germany has a 'mishap' after taking his shower what will Italy do? Contains yaoi and some explictness. M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Konoha Gakuen: HOTD by Egghead reviews
Summary: A Naruto/HOTD Xover. Follow a group of survivors through apocalyptic times as they search for their loved ones and struggle against "Them". Disclaimer: I don't own the Naruto and HOTD franchise though I kinda wish I did
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010
Love Bite by Crystalskytiger reviews
My first published fan-fiction. It was a request on Quizilla and I decided to post it here. Please let me know what you think. I know no much of a summary...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kiba I. - Complete
A better Stress Reliever by kiera-sama reviews
Haruhi is having a really bad day at Ouran Academy. Everything's going wrong. So what will she do when she see's her boyfriend surrounded by his adoring fans? Rated 'M' for Lemons.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Pay With Your Body by kiera-sama reviews
Kyoya Ootori is in love with Haruhi Fujioka, and despite what he said, when she fell into the ocean, he was terrifyed. My version of episode eight, what should have happened. Please enjoy.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 41 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Detention by GwenandKevin09 reviews
Read n Enjoy LEMON
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Coming Home by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
The time had come, for it all to end. To rejoin those gone, to go to his heart, his home
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who to Choose? by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
He had to make a choice between the two. To be with the one he knew the feeling the longest, or to be with the one where the feeling is strongest
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Speak by Superis reviews
She can only keep it bottled up inside of her for so long. With every angry kiss, it gets a little closer to release.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
strange & beautiful by goodbye wonderland reviews
Red wine stains, yet accidents do happen. — Wally/Kuki. ღ Ficlet.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
True Hero by Spritelight reviews
She tried desperately to push him away. If only someone could save her, if only she didn't get in Harley's way…If only she hadn't chosen to become a coordinator. This wouldn't have happen. Contestshipping. Rated M for rape.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/16/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
The Mile High Club by ItalianLifestyle reviews
Francis is bored and knows that they have a long flight ahead of them, so he decides to get some amusement in the meantime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Tenting Together by Gaia-ninja reviews
The camping trip was filled with many unexpected surprises, The girls sneaking over to the boy's tent was the low point of the evening.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
Deep Inside Tartarus With Shinjiro by Cielle's Amour reviews
The dark recesses of Tartarus seems as glum and morose as usual-shadows inherit the halls as they prey on humans... But that doesn't stop Shinjiro and Hamuko from doing it! ShinjiroxHamuko Minako/Mshe/FeMC
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Protagonist, Shinjiro A. - Complete
You spent a long time with Shinjiro by Superkay reviews
Behind the scenes: Find out what really happens when you spend a long time with Shinjiro...Mature content, not appropriate for young readers...
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Shinjiro A., Protagonist - Complete
You spent a long time with Akihiko by Superkay reviews
Behind the scenes: Find out what really happens when you spend a long time with Akihiko...Mature Content, not appropriate for young readers.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Akihiko S., Protagonist - Complete
Dreams or Reality? by CityCutThat reviews
July 7th Mission. A bit forceful Akihiko gives into the Shadow and has his way with Minako.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Akihiko S., Protagonist - Complete
Unspoken Agreement by Spur-o-Moment reviews
Love isn't romance, and doesn't need to be spoken. One-shot, I'm not sure what this would consitute as other than M for "interesting themes". SOULXMAKA. This is really hard to summarize, I suggest you just read it.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Temptation by ChaosViper reviews
Sometimes Maka is just too much for Soul to resist...
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
I Finally Won His Heart by Jadeykins reviews
Timmy and Tootie are like they always have been. But one event changes everything between them.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Timmy, Tootie - Complete
Dance of An Eternal Lotus by xXAkatsuki Black RoseXx reviews
During the Chuunin Exams squads from every village come to enter. When Rock Lee, Konoha's Handsome Green Beast, meets a kunoichi who has a quiet love for dancing, what events will ensue? LeeOC. REVIEW.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Lee R.
Ice in the Leaf by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
Haku was not alone. Two ice users were left from the purge. One is dead, and the other lives in fire--Hyouton Naruto! NaruHina LeeOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,766 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Eager? by AnAlchemistNamedTara reviews
A oneshot request froom my quizilla account! LEMON! KibaOC i'm no good at summaries..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
I wish we fought like that everyday by miss requiem passion reviews
Maka is alone at the house when she can't sleep and decided to sleep in Soul's room. What happens when she thinks Souls going to get home late so she 'teases' herself and he shows up abit too early? I guess we'll have to find out. SoulxMaka Collections.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,978 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
KibaKaru HOT! by CYRA1104 reviews
Karu is entirely an OC. Kiba and Karu decides to have a hot night before going to bath. I hope that hot water won't get cold... X"3 P.S Authoress's note is at the bottom part, I don't want to spoil the "fun". Please enjoy! Rated M! Lemony goodness: JUICY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
Spooning Leads to Forking by Hightide-hippie reviews
KibaXKimiko One shot Lemon After a day of training, it was time for some R sometimes things just don't go as planned. And this time around it was a good thing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Kiba I. - Complete
I'm Not Your Girlfriend! by SlayerBVC reviews
Chowder discovers that Panini has been sneaking into his room to watch him sleep every Friday for several months. Fed up with her constant obsessing over him, Chowder decides to give her a taste of her own medicine through reverse psychology.
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Akashic Torment reviews
What happens when studying turns into a secret sleepover for best friends Yosuke Hanamura and Chie Satonaka? Suppressed feelings of love emerge, but not quite in the way one might expect. SoloM.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Yosuke H., Chie S. - Complete
Ten Defining Moments by Shawny Wong reviews
NaruHina. Fluff, angst, drama, and a whole lot of sappy romance. Stir well. A story that spans 10 special events in Naruto and Hinata’s lives. Written for the Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. theme #10 #10 Rated for mild cursing and implied sex
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Tough Decision by Justis76 reviews
Nick's sick of Iris, and when Maya comes down for a visit, things get out of hand. Rated M for alcohol use, some sexual themes, mautre subject matter, and gambling, I suppose. Phoenix/Maya.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
A Kind Word by My Kind of Paradise reviews
Megumi had never really spoken to Rock Lee until the day of their academy graduation. Little did she know that a few encouraging words would change both their lives. Eventual LeeXOC, rated T for ninja violence. ON HIATUS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,355 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Lee R.
My Kage and Demon Love Me by sweet-and-simple reviews
Shukaku has been wanting, Gaara has been thinking, and Lee is being innocently Lee. Threesome, gaalee, shukalee, lots of yummy yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
My Love Defeats You by sweet-and-simple reviews
Gaara is losing control over Shukaku, who is tired of experiencing everything second hand when Gaara is having Lee. Lee, who would do anything for Gaara, willingly gives himself up to the demon. Will Gaara be able to stop things before it goes too far?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
United by sweet-and-simple reviews
Based off of Luna's 'United'short comic, it was the first thing I have ever written and then posted. It is Gaara's and Lee's first time, and Lee is crying...what is wrong?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Water by A. LaRosa reviews
Ranma/Akane, one-shot. "Water cascaded down from the low showerhead, and Ranma wondered in the back of his mind how they had gotten to this point." Review!
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood: How it really went by sweet-and-simple reviews
What if Lee were Little Red Riding Hood crossing the desert to aid his ill grandmother? What if Gaara was the biggest, baddest wolf in that desert? What happens when naive Little Red Riding Hood ends up in the wolf's lair? lemonny crickets!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Nothing Could be Better by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
dreams come true, happiness lasts, and family is cherished
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Second Chance by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
An incorrect future, a chance to make it right. Will it be better the second time? NaruHina OCTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,582 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Blissful Silence by Tenshi Namikaze reviews
After so long they meet. Yet not a word is spoken. It wasn't needed. All they needed was each other
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
I Love You' Shino Lemon by kItonA-XD reviews
hey people this is my first try at a lemon and I thought i do a Shino one because he needs some LOVE. please tell me what you think by REVIEWING thanks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Shino A. - Complete
Unforgivable Hour by Gaia-ninja reviews
During the full moon mission to the hotel, Akihiko Sanada is unable to keep his head clear and the consequences are dire.
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Akihiko S., Mitsuru K. - Complete
The Half Blooded Kunoichi by nekuya reviews
Kumiko, a young genin, has just received word that her father had died. Her mother asks her to return his leaf headband to Konoha. While traveling to the village, she is ambushed by a young boy with bushy eyebrows.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Lee R.
Every Blue Moon by Rika the Strange reviews
Caught together in a cabin during a blizzard, Lavi has hypothermia and needs Miranda's help. The infamous one blanket scenario! Mirabi oneshot, greatly wanting concrit
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Miranda L., Lavi - Complete
Attending Ino's Body by OrangeBackpack reviews
Naruto finds Ino's body after she uses her Shintenshin no Jutsu. NaruIno Fic. My first Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 184 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise:Hot Blooded Passion by SurgingStorm91 reviews
Tenten takes Lee home after a day of training...oneshot lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
I Love You Too by rockleeluver4ever reviews
This is my Rock Lee/OC one-shot fanfic with SEVERE LEMON WARNING! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! I used my own character that I named Riko. This fanfic basically has no point other than to fulfill my/other fangirls smutty and perverted needs. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Lee R. - Complete
Ranma's fantasy by Somedudewritinglemons reviews
Ranma has a fetish... an unusual fetish... and Akane's going to help him work it out. Ranma-chanxAkane. Yuri lemon. First lemon, be gentle...
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Naruto: What we are by OkamiNoKage reviews
Naruto left Konoha after an incident 6 years ago, now he is back. With him are a sensei a friend and a stranger who is a fellow jinchuuriki. powerful naruto naru x hina, oc x femhaku, lee x ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 69,561 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
First Love LeeGaa by gaarochicmaruzamaki reviews
Lee goes to deliver documents to Gaara, and end up having a heart to heart... about masturbation. Things get steamy... etc etc etc WARNING! Contains yaoi, lemon, boy love. Dont like? dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Without Sight by Boyue reviews
Without sight, the other senses work hard to make up for the lost sense. -LeeGaa/Lemon/Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Is It Enough To Say I Love You? by rockleeluver4ever reviews
This is my first fanfiction. It's a Rock Lee/OC. Riko, which means jasmine, is a waterfall ninja who must flee from her village. And who do you think rescues her? Just find out. There's language and sexual/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Lee R.
Soulmate: By Your Side by HoNdeR reviews
You thought that life could be simple... The blond and the pale eyed individuals of the story though have different opinions. Let us see how they can cope with what fate throws at them, let us see how love can bloom in times of peril... Chapter4 Rewritten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,427 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
My Sleepover by Boyue reviews
Gaara writes a lemon-flavored essay for his class presentation. -LeeGaa/Oneshot-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Red Rose by AAML master reviews
May has a "present" for Drew because he won the contest. May/Drew lemon. Rated Mature for sex and a little swearing.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
As Life Goes On by undergoing malfunction reviews
Chowder remembers that fateful day, as he watched his beloved master overdose on a food he had never seen before. Oneshot, Rated T to be safe.
Chowder - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Complete
Satiation by Writer Awakened reviews
What do you feed a girl who's always hungry? Phoenix/Maya, set shortly after the end of T&T.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Phoenix W./Nick, Maya F. - Complete
It's in the Blood by LadyDetia reviews
Shino finds himself falling for a strange young woman in Konoha. Yuki is attracted to him too, but is afraid to reveal her family's secret heritage. Revealed Connectios spin off. ShinoOC, JiraiyaOC, HiashiOC Rated M for lemons and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,401 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Bugs Children Troublesome Love by maggieannteslow
This is my second oneshot. Un! This one has Shino Aburame and Shikamaru Nara in it. Yeah! They have to babysit with the Teslow sisters. That sounds like fun. Yeah! Read on to find out what happens. Un!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
Making Shino Talk by Miss Cherry reviews
A oneshot to add to me ShinoXAiri collection. It's a lemon about Airi trying to get Shino to talk. Sex scene. ShinoXOC Dedicated to sweetkiss95
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
A Fine Line Between a Friend and a Lover by FreakyFreak17 reviews
Wally has lost hope in trying to get rid of Kuki's new boyfriend and he has no choice but to sit back and suffer through all of it. Sadly, this leads to more dilemmas like him drifting apart from the whole gang and facing the most painful emotions ever.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,969 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
Remember this Forgotten Night by FreakyFreak17 reviews
Even one night stands can be romantic.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Kuki S./Numbuh 3, Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 - Complete
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Meeting the Other Half
One-half's problem becomes the other's as well, so the two halves must meet once more
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,136 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010
The Forgotten War reviews
Kumogakure plans to start a war with Konoha, and the fate of the leaf lies with a young girl...but she has forgotten everything about it. Can her memory be jogged before it's too late? LeeOC Side Pairing: NaruHina, there may be more pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Lee R.