Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Soul Eater.
Hi everyone! Welcome to my profile! For those who are reading my story, my 4th chapter is up I'm working on my 5th. And for those reading the crossover, the 2nd chapter up! So please enjoy! That's all for now, bye guys! Panda out!
Name: Ashley, but you can call me Panda if you'd like
Favorite Show: N.A.R.U.T.O!! I've got a bunch others but I'm all about this one =3
Favorite Character: ROCK LEE!! Drunken Fist Fighter pwns!!
Favorite Pairings: NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno or ShikaTema (which ever one gets him 1st is fine with me), LeeOC or LeeGaa or LeeTen (yes, I'm a yaoi fan), and I guess SasuSaku or SasuIno (I know SasuIno is impossible, but I just can't help thinking they might make a good couple)
Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!
1. Rock Lee
1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
What would happen if...
What would 1 think of 2?
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999
If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999
If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile.
THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, Kanervdss, Shinonigga, GravityTheWizard, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, PandaChick105
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, PandaChick105
Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, PandaChick105
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles , Tenshi Namikaze, PandaChick105
If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile
If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, PandaChick105
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
You KNOW you're obsessed with Naruto when:
1. You make a leaf village head protector. (Lol I wish i had one)
2. You actually take the time to learn the jutsu hand motions. (I did that for Chidori, Kage Bunshin No Jutsu & Rasengan)
3. Everytime you put your glasses on you whisper 'Sharingan!'. (...no)
4. You dye your hair pink to get the 'Natrually Sakura' look. (I don't think so, I have seen girls with pink hair though)
5. You want people to refer to you as 'The 6th hokage' (No way!)
6. You keep butter knives in your pocket and call them kunais. (Lol I wouldn't have the room)
7. You drew the Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your new jean jacket. (Pfft are you kidding me?)
8. You name your dog Akamaru. (My dogs' names are Cinnamon & Spice >.>)
9. You throw sand at people and etch the symbol for 'Love' in Japanese on the side of your forehead. (Lol wtf XD)
10. You ask the chicken you ate last night to lend you some chakra. (Haha XD)
11. You let a rabid snake bite you, hoping to get the seal. (It'd be a cold day in hell before I let that happen to me)
12. Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. (I wouldn't look good as a blonde)
13. Live by a strict diet of only ramen. (Damn..that would be hard)
14. Call your semester examine a chuunin exam. (Haha nah, just an exam)
15. Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (If I did that my sis would kill me)
16. Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan". (Can't roll eyes back that far)
17. Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. (I don't completely undertsand bloodlines)
18. Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. (I would if I wasn't in school)
19. Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. (I'm so tempted to do that, you have no idea)
20. Paste a piece of paper that says "come come paradise" on the front of adult books. (I WANNA READ THAT SO BAD!!)
21. Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. (No way! That's suicide!)
22. Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (That would be cool)
23. Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou. (My brain would explode before I got to 10 XD)
24. Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out. (Why would I do that?)
25. Join a website and use the name Naruto as your s/n. (nah, maybe Tsuki though)
26. Start to call your teachers Sennin. (I wish I could, but they would just look at me crazy)
27. Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. (Ha! Yea that's a good one)
28. Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. (I've tried that once, unfortunately my sister bitched at me to leave)
29. When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. (WHA?! No! My dream lover is Lee!!)
30. Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. (Added to the what?)
31. Spend your week searching down Naruto sites. (Been there done that)
32. Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. (No! What did I just say?!)
33. Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu. (Nah)
34. Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family. (Cry, no. Laugh, YES!)
35. Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (That'll be the day)
36. Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. (...sigh 2 words...ROCK! LEE!)
37. List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (Lol I should totally do that XD)
38. Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Eh?)
39. Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. (My mom would beat me XD)
40. Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. (No I love my grandpa)
41. Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!". (Lol why what?)
42. Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. (That would be epic! But I need lose weight >.>)
43. Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. (Both of these suggestions FAIL)
44. Read manga 24 hrs non stop just so u can read more. (Haha yep!)
45. Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500. (YOSH!! Cause it's what Lee would do!)
56. Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way". (My parents wouldn't like me very much if I did that X3)
You know you live in the year 2000+ when..
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.
20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"
21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department
22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".
23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.
24. Play with the automatic doors.
25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department.
28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"
35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.
37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
39. Take bets on the battle described above.
40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
46. Two words: "Marco Polo."
47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.
48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.
49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.
51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.
56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."
60. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.
70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag
72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"
73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes
74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane
76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)
77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"
78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight
79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.
80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.
81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section
82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.
83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.
84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.
85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.
86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"
87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.
88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught
89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.
90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."
91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.
92. Rearrange items as you see fit.
93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.
94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.
95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).
96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).
97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.
98. Follow someone until they notice.
99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial.
100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"
101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.
Answering Machine Messages:
1. Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya, We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right...really slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth, we'll call you back.
2. Hi. I'm probably home, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't get back to you, it's you.
3. Hi. Now YOU say something!
4. Hello, if you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call you sooner.
5. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
6. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my bank, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have Lots of money!!
7. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these plastic magnets.
8. This is not an answering machine...it's a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think your name, your number, and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity at the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and home phone number, and they will get back with you.
10. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
A friend tries to help you when you get hurt, a true friend sits there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"
FAKE VS. REAL
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
In case you need proof that the human race is
On a Myer hairdryer:
On a bag of
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
On some frozen dinners:
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
On most brands of Christmas lights:
On a Japanese food processor:
On packet of Nobbys'
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a Swedish chainsaw:
BUT WAIT!! THERE'S MORE!!
Spread the Stupidity
Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for LETHAL INJECTIONS?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Rock Lee!! I LUVS HIM!!
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruHina, NejiTen, ShikaIno, ShikaTema, LeeOC, LeeGaa, LeeTen
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
No but I want to
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Naruto pencil case, Naruto chibi keychain & Naruto manga (actually, it's shonen jump with Naruto in it), Naruto: Ultimate Ninja, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2, Naruto: Uzumaki Chronicles, Naruto Shippuden: Akatsuki Rising, Naruto: Clash of Ninja Revolution 1 and 2
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
OMG YES!! Rock Lee!! My OC's gonna be with him =3
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
NaruHina, but KibaHina isn't bad
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, team 8 or Team Gai?
TEAM GAI!! YOSH!!
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I haven't heard of it
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
I used to be Pro-Sasuke, now I'm Anti-Sasuke
Nope, I'm on episode 158
No actually, I should though
Both work for me, but I do prefer sub
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
In between, I don't hate Sakura but I don't like her either
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
He seems funny to me
Yea, I spoiled it for myself & found out he was an Uchiha
Ok...he's not ugly, but he's not sexy
Haku, hands down, he's already a trap X3
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Dude, anybody that can whoop ass while asleep has got to be freakin awesome!! I LUV U ROCK LEE!!
I think Sakura would be cause it's really weird when she actually does something useful
Hell yea I do!
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Yea!! Gaara of the Funk vs. Rock lee of the Mounties!! Best scene ever!!
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Yes!! & I've seen Naruto Party flashes too
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Nah, got myself hooked
I can't draw Naruto, aww but I wish I could
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Yea, all I think about is Rock Lee now (drools...for the billionth time)
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
YESSSSS!! & I'd knock out Kakashi just to get it!!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Haven't heard that theory either
I just said no
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Not with that blue lipstick >.>
Yea, I have a few
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
1. Have you ever read a Six / Eleven fanfic before
Nope, & I don't plan too either
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Ummm no, but she is really pretty
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
O_o!! Is that even possible??
4. Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Yep, quite a few
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five / Nine or Five / Ten.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex.
She'd stab her eyes with hot needles
8. Make up a summary of a Three / Ten fic.
"A tragic war has taken place and Hinata finds herself to be the only one left in the Hyuuga clan. She wanders the earth; feeling depressed and all alone. Until a certain someone who shares her pain comes along to comfort her...and he's NOT Naruto" Not bad for a pairing that I despise...
9. Is there any such thing as a One / Eight fluff?
Oh if you only knew, I've read PLENTY of them
10. Suggest a title for a Seven / Twelve Hurt / Comfort fic.
"With Shikamaru and Ino together and Hinata madly in love with Naruto, two lonely shinobi search the world for love; completely heart shattered. That is, until they meet of each other one fateful night" How's that? Oh wait! It said title...then..."You're not alone..."
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
HELL NO!! If anyone's getting under that jumpsuit it's gonna be me!!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know what het is, is it short for hentai? If so then yea
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two / Four / Five
I don't think so
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"Oh yes Lord Orochimaru!!" oh wait that's Kabuto...
16. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what would you choose?
"You get to burning" para para mix XD (if you've seen Naruto Abridged Series you'll get the joke)
17. If you wrote a One / Six / Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
WARNING: CONTAINS SCENES THAT CAN POSSIBLY MIND RAPE YOU!! (I don't know =/)
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Seven?
"I'm drunk, you're attractive enough, lets do it"
19. How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
"Well, I don't know. Naruto really wants to fight him for some reason, god what an idiot! I mean does he even know what he's up against?! Man I didn't think someone could be so stupid!" & she'd just ramble on & on
20. How emo is Two?
None, he's the exact opposite
21. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last year, he got Tenten pregnant
22. One and Seven are in a happy relationship until Seven runs off with Four. One, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
NOOOOOO!! THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS!! MY BRAIN!!
23. What title would you give this fic?
"WTF?!" that's what I'd title this!! Argh!!
24. What would you do if Seven / Eight was canon?
I don't know what a canon is, but if it's anything sexual...INCEST!!
25. Write a summary for One / Four / Five
"Team Gai always had some crazy adventures together, and they were about to get even crazier" =/
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.
A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.
The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU
1. Naruto and Sakura are both to loud and don't balance each other out.
2. Most people only like them because they look good together.
3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.
4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.
5.Sakura never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata.
6. Sakura is to violent.
7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL
8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.
9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hott. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys.
10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.
If you agree post it on you profile
Female Comebacks (funny!)
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes that's why I don't go there anymore
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you
Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
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As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?
Re-post this if you truly believe in GodPS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what and if you stand up for Him He will stand up for you
How you know your random:
1) If your walking down the street and bust out in song for no reason what so ever
2) If you start laughing because you finally understand the punch line from a joke someone told you thirty minutes ago and your around completely different people
3) If you ask a question that has nothing to do with your current conversation
4) If you start an argument with yourself and lose
5) When you start reciting the words to a movie thats playing and start to get on everyones nerves
6) If in the middle of a sentence you yell a random word 'TUNA' then continue your sentence
7) When you remember something funny and start laughing at the most inappropriate moments ex: church, funeral, when someone just told you they where going to die ( if this insults some people I'm sorry)
8) You start singing the 'Duck song' from Jimmy Neutron
9) You tell everyone you see that your a tumor
10) You start singing the alphabet song
11) You yell food fight in your math class then duck under your desk when people start throwing food
If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile
If the reason ur so grumpy in the morning is that you stay up til midnight the night before, but stubbornly refuse to go to bed earlier, copy this into your profile
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98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile
If your different in a good way put this in your profile
You fight, I fight
A best friend is someone who yells in the hall I LOVE YOU!!
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile
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If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have OORFS (Over Obsessive Rabid Fangirl Syndrome) And proud of it, copy this and paste it in your profile
If you think Rock Paper Scissors solves everything, then put this in your profile
If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this into your profile
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Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) or played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
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fI uoy dnatsrednu siht, copy and paste
If you think the CoCoa Puff Turkey Bird-thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stupid box of Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile
If you think those selfish kids just need to give that obnoxious rabbit some Trix already, copy and paste
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new volumes of your favorite books/mangas before anyone else, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, SWANFEATHER, Frostpaw, shadowpup from timberclan, KittyOfDeadlyPoking, HoldOnToYourTunaCans, SakuraKiss234, PandaChick105
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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
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98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels
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If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile
If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile
If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile
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HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I just kidnapped myself. Give me 100 dollars, or you'll never see me again!
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
You know your stressed out when you can hear mimes.
(On a T-Shirt) Who are you, and why are you reading my shirt?
A conclusion is what you reach when you get tired of thinking.
Only trust those closest to you.
Normal people worry me.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Every end is the beginning to something new
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!
(for my friend Panda)
Lee don't like you
Be Against Abortion!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this!