Cato's Little Sister
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Joined 09-05-09, id: 2073212, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight, Gone, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Death Note, and Glee.

yo peeps what is UP?

Most of the fanfics I post here are crapfics I wrote when I was about 11 or 12, so take 'em with a grain of salt.

Newer Fanfics are -

In which iceland is a flailing pile of moe [self-insert fic for my sister, awful writing]

Matt's Loveliest Fanfic [crackfic]

I just love weird stuff.

My favorite quotes...

balikaba, shalikaba -Ralphie, from the Andy Milonakis show

Hurooni! Boobots! -My stupid Mysims character

Hey, Bekah, look! (points to a picture of a monster) I knew I would always be your ex-girlfriend...or whatever that song says! Hey, look! It's Fone Bone! Well, it kinda looks like him, anyways. -My little sister

Hi bambi. I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy. -Kurt, from Glee

I feel...very...protective of you... -Edward, in the twilight movie

Hey! Listen to my impression of Bella! (squeals) OH EDWARD! WAAAAA I FELL! -My little sister

You know, I had a nightmare about a marshmallow last night...probably because you hit me in the eye with one. -Me

Now before you ask "who's this square?" listen to this: Shawing! Not! Who let the dogs out! -Camp Counselor Shortshorts from

I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping! -Finn, from Glee

Mohawk dude, the root beer place didn't have an eyeball! -My little sister; she says the most GENIUS things!

Current Fandoms - Death Note [god i am freaking obsessed. i have been since january.]

Licorice and Chocolate Waffles by SmilingOnTheInside reviews
A lively young Belgian is ready to expand her little club called the "European Union" and she's looking for new recruits. With her heart set on a certain Nordic, will she be able to convince him? Will she be able to hold Europe together? Or will it all blow up in her face? Rated T for language, suggestive themes and the occasional Brit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,848 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Iceland, Belgium
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Online Dating Norway Style reviews
When Norway the psychologist forces his brother Iceland to set up an account on Ecupid, he could never have expected that his brother would fall for a fellow country...Online, no less. YEAH I SUCK AT SUMMARIES BUT WHATEVER. Review it if you want to make me happy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,521 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Iceland, Norway
Matt's Loveliest Fanfiction reviews
Matt writes a self-insert yoshi's island fanfiction.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Matt
In which Iceland is a pile of flailing Moe reviews
Some old crap I found on my computer. Mary Sues, Perv Norway, IcelandMoeBlob, Horrifying first attempts at writing the romace genre...enjoy. Flame it please. My past self deserves it. OC x Iceland and Norway. FAIL. Also, I thought Siberia was a country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Iceland, Norway
Merwin Mischief reviews
A peek into the secret life of Drake Merwin. His disturbing obsessions, and his evil hobbies.
Gone - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Drake M.
Lima Losers reviews
When Draco Malfoy's spunky twin sister decides to run away from home , she is dragged headfirst into the experience of a lifetime. She finds herself in the city of Lima, Ohio, and a certain "bad boy" falls head over heels for her...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
Taste the Freakin' Rainbow! reviews
Emmett annoys Jasper after listening to his Beatles CD, and eventually convinces him to go on a road trip.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Emmett, Jasper
Dragon's Tears reviews
Johanna Mason's life has never been easy. With her family and friends all stricken by a fatal illness, she is thinking of just giving up. But that was before the quarter quell...
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Johanna M.
Poisoned Plans reviews
Draco Malfoy is incredibly angry with his sister, Natasha. He is determined to get revenge. Will Natasha evade him or have to face the consequences of her actions? At least she has Hunger Games Tributes and Sparkling Twilight Vampires to help out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Draco M.
In which Hogwarts Obtains Vampires and Tributes reviews
The tributes from the seventy fourth Hunger games and the Cullens are attending Hogwarts. This should be exciting. And what if there's a prom? And what if there's a contest? And the grand prize is unlimited kisses from Draco Malfoy's sister Natasha?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Complete