Author has written 34 stories for iCarly, and Big Bang Theory.
Hey, I'm Jodie:) I love Ezra Miller, John Krasinski and The Office US with a burning passion. I like singing really loud, mcdonalds and staying in bed when I shouldn't. I am a disney junkie :) I do this thing where I prefer watching other people's lives on tv rather than living my own. I love talking to people so ask me anything! I'm lazy and probably bi polar. Go fuck yourself. No, no, come back, I love you. I'm a rambler so I thought it would be better to copy and paste some questions to answer, so if you want to know about me just read them! Cause I ramble and get off topic so much, haha.
Zero - Who was your last text from? Joe, my baaabe
One - What/who is your icon? Ezra Miller. He's so flawless in everything he does, and he has lovely morals and I adore everything that he is and that he stands for.
Two- Your relationship status? Single.
Three - Have you ever lost a close friend? Yep. It's horrible, but you move through and on from it with the help of amazing new friends.
Four - What is your current mood? Happy and grateful.
Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names? Sister, Esme.
Six - Where do you wish you were right now? At a cool party, ugh haven't been to one in too long.
Seven - Have a crazy side? Yep, it only normally comes out when I'm intoxicated though.
Eight - Ever had a near death experience? I don't think so, not that I can recall...
Nine- Something you do a lot? Get mad at boys for irrelevant reasons.
Ten - Angry at anyone? yep
Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ? The fact that he most probably doesn't feel the same and my life isn't a fanfiction so unfortunately it probs won't end well.
Twelve - When was the last time you cried? Probably yesterday. I cry a lot, I'm very emosh.
Thirteen- What are you really good at ? Finishing about five seasons of a tv programme in a month.
Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep? Things I've seen throughout the day that make me happy or inspire me, like somthing on tv or in real life or from a fanfiction that inspires me to plot my own fanfiction and write it up, half the time nothing actually gets written up but it's calming to imagine it. If I'm stressed though, I make lists in my head. And then I can't sleep and have to get up and write my lists down so I can just chill the fuck out and go to sleep.
Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm? Lying in bed on my laptop, probably tumblrin'.
Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ? Dark, definitely.
Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My momma.
Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? . Right now I'm really into All Time Low, I went to the concert in feb so I'm pretty much obsessed with them all over again, them and the Pretty Reckless and Fall Out Boy (who I might be going to see as well aaaah)
Nineteen - What are you doing right now? Answering this.
Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now? Leah and Emerson and Esme.
Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing? It's the All Time Low top I got from the concert I lubb it
Twenty two - Heavy metal music? Meh, I don't listen to it but I don't hate it.
Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged? I'm guessing my dog doesn't count, so I think Leah or Joe.
Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone? Yup.
Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now? Ezra, he's my bby. Just watched Beware the Gonzo so I'm on my Ezra hype. You're a motherfucker on that triangle, man.
Twenty six - What should you be doing right now? My Art work:( Sixth form is stress allda time
Twenty seven - What are you listening to? All Time Low's Backseat Serenade.
Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go? Republic, yeeeea.
Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you? My mom, because I stood in the merch line for this top way too long when she was outside waiting for me hahahhaha
Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like? Yes but I'm trying not to.
Thirty one - What is your eye colour? Brown.
Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh? Joe.
Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry? A boy who SASSED MY MUSIC TASTE GET OUT
Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora? Hello Kitty any day.
Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight? Curly, it's a pain in the arse but I suppose it'll be okay when my hair gets a bit longer.
Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours? Yupppp, Joe
Thirty seven - One thing you want right now? To get my Fall Out Boy ticket sorted (eeeep)
Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months? Probably in and out. I'm very fickle and I fall for people way too easily.
Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say? "fuck me in tha eye" joe was telling me about this reaction video he saw to the tampon girl vid hahahahha
Forty - Are you worried about the future? YES.
Forty one - Are you happy with life right now? I suppose, it's a bit stressful but hohum, it could be so much worse.
Forty two - Are you currently jealous? Unfortunately, a little.
Forty three – Who's your best guy friend? Probably Joe. Yeah. Joe.
Forty four -Do you forgive or forget? I forgive but I don't forget. If you're mean to me it will come back to bite you in the butt.
Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school? I'm from England so it's called Primary School, and I miss how everything wasn't stressful at all. It was so chill and nice and perfect.
Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show? I like all the classics, The Suite Life, Hannah Montana, That's So Raven. The new Disney channel SUCKS ASS.
Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends? Leah, Sophie, Eleanor.
Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to? My birthdayyyyyy cause I might be going to London to do some shopping and I might have a good ole' piss up.
Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now? I sincerely hope so. That's always lovely. Being liked.
Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to? "oh, God i'm sick of sleeping alone."
An iCarly Survey
What's Your Favorite Episode?
Probably iMust Have Locker 239. Sam absolutely cracks me up in that episode. 'Mama knows her fatcakes.'
Have you put any of the episodes on your iPod?
I don't have an iPod. :'(
Who introduced you to the show?
I can't even remember, I love Nickelodeon so I was watching it and it came on. BAM.
Did you watch the sneak preview of the first episode when it came on TV?
I can't even remember. I really can't, haha
What do you predict for the characters in the future?
Carly is getting funnier in every episode, I swear to God! Sam and Freddie, I hope there's gonna be some Seddie. And some Cibby. And even some Spam, just mild though. :D
Who's your favorite character?
Sam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Of course.)
Who's your favorite girl?
If Sam's not included, then Carly, she's really funny! When she gets her toe stuck in the tap omg
Who's your favorite guy?
Even though I think Nathan Kress is amazing and gorgeous, in the episodes probably Spencer. I mean, come on.
What's your favorite lines from one of the episodes?
Carly: We need to talk about Sam.
CRACKS ME UP EVERY TIME, I JUST DON'T EVEN KNOW
What's your favorite Seddie moment (other than the kiss)?
When Freddie kisses Sam's ear after their argument. Ahw.
What's your favorite Spencer and Sam moment?
When Spencer has that Sham Pow rag or whatever it's called, and he dries his hair with it and makes Sam feel it, and he's like 'ow wow omg my hair is so dry wow wow' and Sam's like -.- 'Is Carly here?!' Oh my god lmfao
What's your favourite moment between Carly and Sam?
When they do the ankle swear thing, probably, ahw.
What's your favorite argument between any of the characters?
I don't know if this counts, but when Freddie's bodyguard breaks Spencer's snow cone machine and then asks for a snow cone, and Spencer goes, 'No, you BROKE IT!'
If not, then the one where Sam says Freddie's head looks like a toilet seat, lmfao!
Which episode title is your favorite?
iToe Fat Cakes. It sounds so weird and funny, you're like, what?!
Is this one of your favorite shows?
Of all time.
Seddie or Creddie?
iTwins or iMust Have Locker 239?
iMust Have Locker 239! Of course.
Who do you want to see Freddie with: Sam or Carly?
Sam please :)
Sam or Carly?
Carly or Freddie?
Sam or Spencer?
Spencer or Freddie?
Sam or Freddie?
Carly or Spencer?
Who's the better guest star: Emmett the eating kid or Chuck, the delivery man with no personality?
Chuck, the delivery man with no personality. 'Your toilet water's blue! ... I'll get some more.'
The girls on the show or the guys?
It's a tie. I can't decide.
How did you first hear of the movie events?
Tumblr and adverts :)
What do you think of the casting on the show?
You could not have casted more perfect people for the rolls.
Do you think it will run a long time?
I reeeeeeeeeeally hope so.
What episode did you like Sam the best?
iMust Have Locker 239. She makes that episode.
How about Freddie's?
iLost My Mind. The cutie.
What about Carly's?
iDate A Bad Boy, she was hilarious!
iGet Pranky. THE SONG/PRANK/DANCE SEQUENCE MAN. KILLS ME.
Which character would you meet in person?
Which actress would you meet in person?
Jennette McCurdy! WOOOO
Which actor would you meet in person?
Nathan Kress. Phwoar.
Favourite line from Sam?
When they're trying to get more viewers for iCarly and Freddie suggests there should be a penalty, and Sam says, 'Hasn't life already penalised you enough?' OOOOH BUUURRN, YOU GO GIRL.
Favourite line from Carly?
'I KISS LIKE A PRINCESS!'
Favourite line from Freddie?
'NEVER, LICK MY PHONE, AGAIN.'
Favourite line from Spencer?
'No, I don't care for POT PIE. Go AWAY now.' When he's dressed as an old lady to get the URL back from Nevel and that man keeps bothering him, omfg, sometimes me and my sister just shout that at each other, seriously.
Favourite line from Gibby?
Favourite line from T-Bo?
IT'S AN ALL NIGHT PARTY THAT WE'RE GETTING INTO, IF YOU THINK IT'S ALL OVER THEN THE JOKE IS ON YOU
i'll be quiet.