Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Elder Scroll series, X-overs, Mass Effect, Halo, Warhammer, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン.
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I'm a fan of Mass Effect, Starcraft, Harry Potter, Naruto, Bleach, Star Wars, and certain series', as well as some random one.
Recently, I got caught up on 1d4chan and read the whole 'Love and Kreig' and the more emotional Spinoffs. I am forever a fan of that little mini-series.
Terranis Holds. Forever.
Stories I'm currently working on:
Warhammer 40K: Destiny Online
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor
All my other stories are currently frozen until I can find the inspiration/motivation to continue them.
Warhammer 40K: Destiny Online
So I’ve compiled a series of pictures that I used as a base for each character in Destiny Online. Not all of them will be from the same series or genre.
I've only listed the most immediately important characters as of now. I'll be updating as soon as I introduce some new/old ones in the rewrites.
Algeron - Capital of Ageria and Starter City for Imperial Players
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My Jttb SI Profile:
Name: Offically known as Jonathan Lucas per Alliance records.
Age: Offically 19, actually 16
Alias: The Hood, White Sneak
Known Information on Subject:
A exceptionally gifted software designer that appeared on Earth roughly two months prior to the Geth Attack on the Citadel. Offically known as Jonathan Lucas, this human was arrested upon arrival to the Citadel but was let off due to his complete overhaul and redesign of the Citadel Security Network.
Upon parole, he became a recluse, only appearing at the Citadel Technolgy Expo to present his first breakthrough in security programming, the T.R.O.N. program. He also presented two 'minor' breakthroughs, the C.L.U. Interface program and an OS enhancer for security mechs.
Not much alse is known as Mr. Lucas is a veritable hermit and has disappeared from the public eye sometime after Mordin Solus left to combat a plague surfacing at the former mining colony of Omega.
My 'Becoming a Legend' Profile
Name: Krinvahzii (Courageous-Sky-Spirit)
A dragon fully grown with off-white scales and two horns, Krinvahzii was first seen flying from the forests east of Shor's Stone. I haves scoured what records I have left of the first Dragon War and have found that this particular dragon was a protector of Men. There is no record of him destroying towns or demanding sacrifices from the ancients, but I have found a few accounts of his kindness towards mortals and protecting our ancient settlements from his brethren.
I speculate that he may be one of the few dragons that defied Alduin during the World Eater's first attempt at destroying Tamriel. I am hopeful that we may gain an unexpected ally in our upcoming fight against Alduin.
Delphine believes that it is only a matter of time before he too turns on humanity. We can only hope that the Dragonborn will hear our words and accept our aid. Despite the many villages lying under his flight path, Krinvahzii never attempted to attack any settlements. He was last spotted flying towards the Throat of the World.
Honorary Member of The Book of Log.
If you worship the holyness that is the log, copy and paste this section onto your profile... although you may want to change the comments
Position: Log Worshipper
Possible Book of Log Positons:
Log Worshipper: Beginning position. No requirements
Log Priest: You have created at least 1 Naruto related fanfic that frequently (every 2-4 chapers) praises the almighty log and actually fits into the story
Log Pope (there can be more than 1 pope... its safer that way): you have created 3 naruto related fanfics that frequently praise the almighty log
OR the Fanfic that already occasionally praises the log has at least 400 reviews
OR you create a (decently made) Naruto fanfic focused on praising the log... log forbid.
Excerpt of the log number 124: "...when using the log to escape a fire jutsu, it is konoha custom to write an apology letter to the log, and depending on rank of jutsu escaped from depicts how many words are needed. c-rank, two thousand, B-rank, one thousand five hundred, a-rank, one thousand. only S-rank and higher or excused from the writing of the letter. even then, it is still reccommended."
Log excerpt number 231: "...if konoha shinobi celebrate the holiday of Christmas, then it is required that they put gifts under the Christmas log. Use of a full tree is an insult to the log and if found out that shinobi is uneligible from using the log for a period of two months..."
Log excerpt number 437: "...Use of the log in a situation that clearly could be avoided using a variety of other methods or techniques is looked down upon. In order to repent for such actions, the following steps should be taken:
plant one sapling per square inch of detached log.
your case is proven correctly your next replacement will be half off..."
''...and the willow sayeth unto the ninja: wherefore dost i weep? 'tis tears of joy, as thy kin and mine together fell thine foes, who would bring the axe and torch to the wood. the log ist thine ally, and mine kin. calling upon the log, is to call upon me. to aid thee in battle, i weep my tear of joy.
''...as the log takes your place, you become the log. the log becomes you. for a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja...''
''...you are fools! your log is but a mockery of the power of ninja!- the ninja from the desert declared. and the people shook their heads.
''...and as the smoke cleared, his foe stared in awe at the log. blackened and charred, the log crumbled. the ninja, filled with righteous wrath, fell upon his foe and slew him. he made his way to the log, and wept. his companion, the log that had accompanied him through so many battles, was no more. he spoke thus to his fallen companion: though now you have fallen in battle, you rest where the logs forever grow. the forest of life called for you, and you answered its call, as you did mine. i thank you my friend...''
''...he despaired, for in this place of stone and earth, there was no logs to be found. reaching out with all his might, he begged for a log in the forsaken wasteland. and he was answered, and saved by the log, in a place where there were none...''
''...the log took his place and fell, forever into the abyss. the people, hearing of this, railed against him, in such numbers he swore to never endanger another log again. for many years, he fought without the log, growing more and more weary with each passing day. finally, he came across a foe that was too strong for him. as his life was about to end, he felt a familiar pull, and found himself out of harms way, seeing a log in his place. his stunned foe was felled in his stupor, and he approached the log, he knew it, for it was the same that fell so long ago. he asked of the log: why did you endanger yourself for me again? have you not done enough for me? and the log spoke: it is my duty, and our bond. we exist to save the ninja, and they exist to save the trees. we both play a part, for which i am content...''
"...Let it be known that it is absolutely forbidden to willingly perform the technique known as "1000 years of death" on a log. It is also equally frowned upon for one to replace oneself with a holy log for the purpose of avoiding said technique. The punishment for such actions is at least 6 months of banishment from the use of the holy log..."
The Talimancer's Creed by Onyx Templar:
"You must be nice to the Talimancers, we are a demanding lot, we want our Tali now and we want to know that she is safe, failing that we want to know that she is badass enough to handle herself if no one else is coming to the rescue."
REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.
From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.
Tom and the Absolution
A great Character and a funny host
You will live on forever in this.
If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, Older Than Time
On the Creation of the Space Marines - God-Emperor of Mankind:
"They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give of themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them, and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines so that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear."
The Litany of Devotion:
Where there is uncertainty, I shall bring light
The Space Marine Pledge:
What is your life?
The Litany of the Space Marines:
What is your Duty? To serve Emperor's Will.
What is Emperor's Will? That we fight and die.
What is Death? It is our duty.
What is your Duty? ...
Catechism of Hate, Verse I of XXV:
While vile mutants still draw breath, there can be no peace. While obscene heretics' hearts still beat, there can be no respite. While faithless traitors still live, there can be no forgiveness.
Statement of Fact, Second Book of Chantings:
There is only the Emperor,
The First Book of Indoctrination
To be Unclean
Quotes from Warhammer 40,000:
"Hold Fast!" "They're killing us!" "So kill them back!"Colonel-Commissar Ibram Gaunt, Tanith's First-And-Only
"The green tide of Orkdom is upon us and we are alone. There can be no mercy. No surrender. If we survive this day it will be a miracle." - Commissar Sebastian Yarrick
""The Emperor points and we obey. Through the warp and far away." - Imperial Guard Song
"Any Cadian who can't field-strip his own lasgun by age ten was born on the wrong planet." -Unknown Cadian Guardsman
"While the enemies of the Emperor still draw breath, there can be no peace." -Captain Gabriel Angelos, Blood Ravens
Funny Stuff I found:
“I'm not oblivious, I’ve just been ignoring you.” --Naruto
“All I heard was blah blah blah, Fate, blah blah blah Fate, blah blah blah Sasuke and something something more fate. But whatever, what I really want to know is how you make you’re hair blow with no wind.” --Naruto
"Evil Beware; we have waffles." --Raven from Teen Titans
“Kitling, one true friend can be worth having to deal with a hundred mean kids. But if they’re mean to you again just tell me and I’ll beat ‘em up for you….and Gaara can hide the bodies in his gourd.” --Naruto to Kizuko
Shikamaru Block: A combination of writers block and sheer laziness.
“Sensei, when did the village library start stocking porno?” --Naruto and Sakura speaking in unison to Kakashi
“I’m not a parseltongue, I’m a parselmouth. The language I can speak and understand is parseltongue. And if you’ve ever seen an anaconda you can understand why I sometimes get called a parselcrotch.” --Harry
“...No fuckin’ wonder people think he’s my damn girlfriend...little bastard prob’ly likes making them think that...” --Zabuza about Haku
“Ass-kicking sperm. I’ll remember that.” --Sasuke
“Sasuke needs to get drunk more often. He talked more last night than he did for the last four years!” --Naruto
"Our counterparts are more of ‘Stab first, stab second, then when everybody’s dead ask some questions" type of guys. -- Iruka talking to Naruto about Kakashi and Sasuke
Hoshigaki Kisame and Uchiha Itachi stood in the village square, trying to figure out the best way to kidnap Naruto. So far plan ‘smack him over the head with a two by four and drag him away by his feet’ was in the lead.
"Murder is a delicate form of artwork and should be treated as such." - Unknown
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." --Unknown
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” --Homer Simpson - The Simpsons
"People have hope, Because they cannot see Death standing behind them."
"Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." --Carl Zwanzig
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his." --General George S. Patton
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" --Scott Adams
"Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate?" --Unknown
"I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." -- George Carlin
"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." --Dimitri Martin
"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." --Unknown
"Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years." --Unknown
"We are not retreating -- We are advancing in another direction." --General Douglas MacArthur
"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." --Unknown
"Knowledge it power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil." --Unknown
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils... -- Louis Hector Berlioz
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." --Unknown
"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." --Unknown
"It just seems that the impossible becomes possible around me more often than not. Most of the time it includes me doing it." --Unknown
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much" --Unknown
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!" --Unknown
"My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone." --Unknown
"When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing." --Unknown
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target." --Unknown
"The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true." --Unknown
"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police." --Unknown
"Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?" --Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." --Unknown
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing." --Unknown
"I hear voices and they don't like you" --Unknown
"Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." --Unknown
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." --Unknown
"Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." --Unknown
"That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again." --Unknown
"If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it." --Unknown
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment." --Unknown
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." --Unknown
"Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic." --Unknown