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Joined 09-05-09, id: 2074164, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Kingdom Hearts.

Name: Some people call me the Space Cowboy.

Age: 19

Pointless Info About Me: I like boys. I also like yaoi. I like that fresh, clean smell you get after taking a shower. I watched Pokemon as a kid, and had all the trading cards. I love to eat Carmel Apple Pops. I'm still addicted to Kingdom Hearts. Shopping always makes me feel better. I've admitted I'm a Narutard, which means I'm already on the way to recovery.

I have a LiveJournal, LJ, page now! There's not much on it yet, but feel free to check it out. I'm looking for friends and communities to join 'cause I'm pretty much a newb there. The name is darling_venus.

YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED...

I haven't been active here in quite a long, long, long time. If anybody still cares, I'm going to try and change that. Looking back at my old stuff, I really want to take it down or rewrite it because I feel I've changed so much since then, but it's a testament to my beginnings and progress and so it will all stay up. However I don't think I'll be continuing any of the projects that are currently unfinished. So I'm sorry to any of you who cared about my stories and wanted to see more of them, I might revisit them later and try to add chapters, but I'd like to focus on my new content for now.

*gasp* New content? Indeed. My brain has been cooking up story ideas and I'm excited to say that I'll have some new ones posted here relatively soon. One is already written, and another one is just starting to be typed. It's cheesy, but my New Year's Resolution will be to read and write more, especially here on this site. Thanks for sticking with me all this time :)

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Mission: Kiss Me Deadly by DixieGoddess reviews
Iruka has been assigned a new mission involving the lips of several of the villages most elite jounin. Poor, shy 'Ruka! Kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,828 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Delphinus Mirror by Moonlight-Yume-Charlotte reviews
Kaka/Iru Other Yaoi couples. Iruka couldn't have seen it coming, he didn't know his mirror would decide to kidnap him to another world or that a possessive prince would take an romantic interest in him. Bad summary but read the story
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,634 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Most Youthful Challenge by Kanemoshi reviews
In a final attempt to prove their youth, and forever end their competitions, Gai and Kakashi bet on who can find love first. Too bad Kakashi decides to fall in love with the one chuunin he could never seduce. KakashiIruka Warning: There's YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,129 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Pleasance of the Dead by thewickednix reviews
Now, as he lay there, watching Malfoy's profile in the pale moonlight that had fought its way through the bars of the window, Harry could only wonder what in the world Malfoy had done to end up here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tainted But Beautiful by Jander Panell reviews
Axel is a powerful vampire slayer who's captured Zexion, a vampire, as his pet. What Axel doesn't bargain on is Demyx, his former student, developing a strong attraction to Zexion... Zemyx, AkuZeku, AkuRoku, AxDem
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,941 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Blazing Torrent by Secret170193 reviews
Axel burns his room down and is sent to live with Demyx, at least until it is fixed. However can the two opposites stand to live so close to each other for that long? rated M for a reason. Includes yaoi, lemon and a half naked Zexion you have been warned!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,375 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Demyx, Axel - Complete
Bleeding Effect of Passion by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
Trapped Dolphin by somnambulist-dreams reviews
“This isn’t a joke, Iruka sensei. I WILL kill you,” Kakashi warned. It was quite chilling to hear Kakashi utter those words. Iruka never imagined for an instant in his life that he would feel the wrath of Konoha’s legendary copy nin... kakairu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,236 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Lust, Love and Everything in Between by Aleia15 reviews
And old tradition brings them together, it's up to them to stay that way. If they want to. Kakashi/Iruka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,089 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
UchihAhh by Pagan Blood reviews
Sasuke and Itachi go to the movies where they meet a very interesting blond. Story contains Uchihacest, threesome ect. Please read inside warning. Honestly this story is pure smut but definitely worth the read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Yakuza 101 by eftee reviews
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, a normal, ramen-loving, orange-obsessed teenager. Or at least, he would be normal if it wasn't for the fact that he's in the yakuza. Naruto!yakuza style. SasuNaru. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,676 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forgotten by lovelyawesome reviews
When his grandfather died and left everything to Demyx, he never thought that cleaning out the old house -- alone -- would be the least of his problems. Yaoi, Zemyx, AkuRoku, mentions of SoRiku, AU, One-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Well, You Know by Vermillion Lies reviews
In which Zexion represses a lot and Demyx is vaguely suggestive. And then there is much in the way of cliched stupidity. AU, 6x9x6
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Object of Lust by Hope4love92 reviews
During a mission, Sasuke comes in contact with a odd black powder. Pairings: SasuNaru,KakaIru,GaaLee,ShinKiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stuck in an Elevator by SayuriShizuka reviews
When Zexion and Demyx get stuck in an Elevator and there's nobody to save them... What'll happen? Will they end up confessing their fears to eachother and... more? Read, Enjoy, and Review! Fluff ahead! Zemyx threeshot, Rated T for language.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Zexion, Demyx - Complete
Bathroom by shizuke reviews
Sora notices the weirdest things in the oddest place: the bathroom. RikuSora, AkuRoku, CloudLeon, Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Words I'd Never Say by Hiki-chan reviews
[SasuNaru] When Sakura wants something, she get's it done, no matter what! What happens when Naruto accidentally calls Sasuke’s name… wrongly? What happens when Sasuketeme becomes Sasukeseme. [Sequel to Eleven Reasons Why SasuNaru... Warning: Lame xD]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Longing by A Spot of Bother reviews
Demyx doesn't understand why Zexion can't give him the one thing he wants. It's such a simple thing, really. Zemyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Iceblock by Yami B666 reviews
Riku knew it shouldn't be affecting him like this. All Sora was doing was eating an iceblock. [RikuSora oneshot.]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 56 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
SexynoJutsu by demonrubberducky reviews
Naruto sets out to prove to Sasuke that his sexynojutsu is the ultimate technique. Can he get Kakashisensei to fall for his technique, or will he be Sasuke's slave for the day? SasuNaru, KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,657 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Impressions by Isolde1 reviews
Hatake Kakashi had the distinctly annoying habit of always being right. [KakaIru]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 181 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
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1 800 FANTASY reviews
Demyx is a socially awkward college student looking for someone to talk to. Zexion works a phone sex hotline to pay for his reading habits. The two connect over a call that is less than professional. Zemyx fluff, for now.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Demyx, Zexion
Like The Rain reviews
Under the saftey of an umbrella, Sasuke has a civilized conversation with Naruto and comes to understand why he likes the rain so much.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Drama 101 reviews
Forced into a drama class for a new semester in school, Naruto is anything but excited to go. He finds himself stuck in the school play Romeo and Juliet, where he takes forbidden love to the next level. But is any of it real, or are they just acting? NxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
That Sappy Kind of Feeling reviews
After 2 years of moping & lonliness, Iruka runs into Kakashi again, who's a sexy new ANBU & more than eager to pick up where stuff left off. But things have changed & Iruka has left his feelings in the past. better sum inside, sequel to Saps, Chumps, Etc.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,315 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
SOS reviews
After a deadly explosion at sea, Naruto wakes to find himself & his friends washed up on a deserted, tropical island. They're forced to band together to survive, but danger is everywhere. Is this really the time for falling in love? SasuNaru KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,114 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Just For Saps, Chumps, and Middle Aged Women reviews
Iruka, a young and naive pre-genin, doesnt believe in love, has never kissed a girl, and hates anything romantic. He meets a chuunin Kakashi, who just might change his mind about all that... Young KakaIru, slight fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Sake Reveals All reviews
Kakashi goes out to get drinks with Iruka, but Iruka gets drunk and reveals his idden feelings for Kakashi. Adventure ensues! Will Kakashi take him seriously? Will love bloom? Will other people keep getting in the way? M WARNING: KakaIru. please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,686 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
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