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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2074637, Profile Updated: 03-06-13
Author has written 4 stories for Merlin, Discworld, Torchwood, and Scrubs.

Once upon a time, I wrote fanfiction. Then I became busy with, you know, living, and stopped. A few years passed, during which I read everything from Shakespeare to the worst fanfiction known to mankind. I learned a lot about writing - or so I hope.

Then the day came when I rediscovered my fanfiction.net account, and I wept in horror at what I found. My fingers itched for the delete fic-button, but I resisted the temptation. To this very day, my early works remain on this site - an eternal reminder that once you put something on the Internet, it's there forever.

Moral of the story: the delete-button is a lie.

(Please bear in mind that this profile description was written by a sleep-deprived and stressed twenty-something under the influence of sugar.)

I may yet post something new if my efforts are deemed worthy by the greatest critic of them all, 3 o'clock in the morning. If it turns out that time has rotted my brain instead of improving it, feel free to tell me so. (My tumblr is aceofblueheart, by the way, but it's mostly personal and thus not very interesting.)

Edit: As of 16.04.2012 I'm working on a Merlin/Harry Potter crossover and it looks like it's going to be pretty long - 30K and counting. I'll start posting it once it's finished - no more WIPs for me!

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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7828 - Favs: 4,196 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mother Knows Best by Nefarious61 reviews
Non-magic AU. When Narcissa Malfoy interferes in Draco's life, she changes not only her son's, but another boy's life as well. A boy who has been through more tragedies than he'd care to admit. HPDM Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 247,738 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sex Pistol by ArtificialAorta reviews
Punk guitarist Remus Lupin was never been a big fan of popular band 'The Marauders', but with a chance like this, how could he resist?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,930 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Heart In The Whole by verityburns reviews
Events after 'The Great Game' leave Sherlock dependent on his best friend and colleague. But John has a secret of his own... Hurt/Comfort, Romance. Slash. Now with PODFIC!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,095 - Reviews: 1943 - Favs: 3,673 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Camelot and Hogwarts by Christina B reviews
When Merlin and Arthur are transported to Hogwarts Marauders era via a timeturner, how will they find their way back to Camelot, and most importantly how will Arthur react to Merlin's secret? Epilogue UP!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,279 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - James P., Merlin - Complete
Hexing can be Vexing by WitchyWeasel reviews
An arrest goes less than well, leaving Arthur the victim of a sorcerer's spell. His tongue-twisted fate has him feeling irate. Can he find help before it's too late? - An ageing trickster forces Arthur to speak in rhyme to his great displeasure.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,612 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
Sword Switch by Vegetableswillhavetheirrevenge reviews
One-shot. A brief play of how we imagine the scene of Merlin handing over Excalibur. Fun and quirky. No seriousness. Involves Arthur, Merlin, Gwaine, Elyan and Gaius. Enjoy.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
No Better Mistake by x3paiger reviews
RL/SB SLASH. In their seventh year at Hogwarts, Remus and Sirius finally give in and accept what they've both needed all along. M for language and sexuality. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,134 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Beyond My Touch by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
AU Arlin SLASH Arthur/Merlin If someone had told me meeting Merlin would change me this much, I'd have gotten them arrested, but I'm starting to like it. I love a challenge & he's worth it - to me. A story about realizing what you never knew you wanted.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 93,294 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Two Sides of the Same Coin by noiselessheart reviews
Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,277 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Accusations Fly by WinterStorrm reviews
New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge is a Dish Best Served Gay by LostInCamelot reviews
In which, Arthur pretends to be gay, Merlin is crowned Fairy King and both are in way over their heads. Also full of revenge, projectile Fruit Loops, scary pink dorm rooms, glitter pens, pillow fights and a whole lot of very confused people.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,126 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Currently in Love with You by Dean's Little Secret reviews
A druken Merlin and an amused Arthur stop to look at the stars. Warning: Slash
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Once in a Blue Moon COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
In a world where Remus never received his Hogwarts invitation and Sirius wasn't accepted by the Gryffindors the two lonely boys become friends. A story beginning in their first year, and continuing right through Hogwarts and beyond. RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 77 - Words: 408,087 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Memories by shadowglove reviews
AU. Merlin is tired of the centuries in between reincarnations in which he's so alone, so he stops looking for Arthur. And yet Arthur comes back into his life, and even without his memories, Prince Arthur is playing for keeps. mpreg last two chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,928 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Rosemary by pigeonstatuecondundrum reviews
HERBIDACIOUS PART 1 - Future reincarnation fic, The concequences of rescuing a hung over handsome stranger were greater than Merlin could have foreseen. A/M
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,326 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Meet Life by LemonBubble reviews
Death meets Life. Life is a bastard. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
For the Want of a Nail by thewickednix reviews
Only months before Draco's upcoming initiation to the Dark Side, an unexpected situation in a dark alleyway causes distortion in his plans. Draco is forced to rethink his options of how he is to get through the war on the winning side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,914 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Prat's in Love by ForzaDelDestino reviews
After the Questing Beast adventure, a post-convalescent Arthur realizes that his feelings about his manservant have...evolved. But where's that coming from and how does Merlin feel? Furthermore, what should he do about it. Some SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Prince and the Pauper by ohcEEcho reviews
In their third year at Camelot, Arthur and Merlin deal with perverted Lords, useless Kings, angry cats and, worst of all, each other. Eventual slash.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,819 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
What's Past is Prologue by ChudleyCanons reviews
Modern AU. It is Merlin's 26th birthday but Arthur has to work and hasn't given Merlin his present yet. A series of flashbacks tell the story of how they met and how their relationship developed. Again the title is Shakespeare's. Not mine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hooked by fey-illusions reviews
Umm, creepy little piece. Maxxie monolouge, thinks about his obsession with dance and where it could take him
Skins - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Maxxie O. - Complete
Nightmares by 101fingertips reviews
COMPLETE. A spell is cast on Harry which creates lots of angst. Draco comes along and creates lots of fluff. Hurrah. Not HBP/DH compliant. Slaaaaaash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 82,967 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Reparations by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places. HPDM pre-slash/slash. Now completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 92,767 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,586 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It’s Not A Déjàvu, It’s The Time Warp by Pforte reviews
Merlin/HarryPotter/Torchwood meta crossover. What can popular slash pairings do to cope with fandom clichés? They found a self-help group and discuss their woes.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3440 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 1,103 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
How to Successfully and Repeatedly by redcognito reviews
How to Successfully and Repeatedly Get Yourself into Dire Situations. The Doctor takes Donna to the Discworld, where she's not having the best time ever. Crossover. Tenth Doctor, Donna Noble.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/19/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3411 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2256 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Depths of Winter by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Complete. Four years after getting out of Hogwarts, Harry lives alone in the Muggle world. He has turned his back on the magical world – until one day, when Draco Malfoy gets into a car crash before Harry’s eyes and ends up paralysed in a wheelchair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 116,688 - Reviews: 2672 - Favs: 2,901 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and His Unknown Fate by Jitterbug1 reviews
Due to a difference of opinion, Draco is disinherited by his father. He now has to make his own way in life. Will be slash of the H/D variety.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 109,827 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
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Little Red reviews
PWP. After a night out catching weevils, Jack and Ianto return to the Hub. It's empty, there's a stopwatch and a photocopier… It would be a waste not to.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Merlin Advent Calendar reviews
Short ficlets for each day until Christmas. Only, in Camelot, Christmas is midwinter...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,180 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin - Complete
Subtle And Half Impossible reviews
Arthur starts thinking about Merlin and can't stop. It's romantic. And as we all know that Arthur is a little self-centered, this is mainly from his point of view. I'm bad at summaries. :P
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,348 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Hooch is crazy! reviews
Rex and three other guys are following Hooch around and things get a little out of hand. Weird short crossover thingy.
Crossover - Discworld & Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Death - Complete