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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2074691, Profile Updated: 07-09-12
Author has written 13 stories for Stoked, Ben 10, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Mighty Ducks, Misc. Books, Power Rangers, Teen Titans, Motorcity, My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult, and Young Justice.

Hey People! Follow me on Tumblr: BlueEmberFire is my normal account and giftofsongandbeauty is my Disney RP account.

I'm currently working on my stories, which are a lot. I've got a ton of ideas for a bunch of different stuff, mainly TV shows/Cartoons. Plus, I've got SongFic songs and lists already done, but they just need to be typed up and posted on here. The list of "Upcoming Stories" and "Story Ideas and Titles that are still in the Works" are below along with a list of completed stories. Please read my stories and comment. I really want to know what you guys think and what you want to see. I'm writing this stuff for you guys, so, um, thanks!

Stuff about me:

I play the clarinet, bass clarinet, alto sax, tenor sax, and bari sax.

I go to band camp

I LOVE the shows Survivor, The Amazing Race, AGT, Say Yes to the Dress, Codename: Kids Next Door, Young Justice, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, TDI/TDA/TDWT/TDRotI, 6teen, anything Ben 10, anything Power Rangers, and tons of others! I'm a dork, I know.

My fave couples: Fin and Reef, Kevin and Gwen, Daphne and Fred, Jem and Rio, Sabrina and Puck, Syd and Sky, Starfire and Robin, Carmen and Gary, Conner and Kira, Carter and Dana, Taylor and Eric, Jake and Haley, Katara and Zuko, Nigel and Abby (aka Numbah 1 and Numbah 5), Duke and Mallory, Kid Flash and Artemis, and Caleb and Cornelia.

Some of my favorite series are: The Kingdom Keepers, The Sisters Grimm, Ice and Fire, The Inheritance Cycle, and Warriors.

Fave bands/singers: Hilary Duff, Backstreet Boys, A*Teens, 12 Stones, Evanescence, CAPRA, Forever the Sickest Kids, All Time Low, Big Time Rush, Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, Anberlin, Panic! At The Disco, and Rascal Flatts.

"He that plants trees loves others beside himself."Thomas Fuller

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I DON'T SHOP AT ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.

I've gone to a PRIVATE SCHOOL so I MUST be stuck up and rich

I'm on the COMPUTER a lot so I MUST be a computer geek

I have LONG BANGS THAT I LEAVE IN MY EYES so I MUST be emo

I like KIDS MOVIES so I MUST be immature

Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. BOLD ones are me..

The Name of the Game
1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Selfish

2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

We'll Be Together

3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

The Incredits

4.WHAT IS 22?

Generation

5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

I'm Ready

6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Love You Out Loud

7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)

8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

Beyond the Sea

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Life is a Highway

10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Stranger

11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

There You'll Be

12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Concrete Angel

13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Pop

14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Everything But Mine

15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Part of Your World

16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Wherever I Lay My Hat (That's My Home)

17. HOW WILL YOU DIE?

He Said, She Said

18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET?

Our Time Has Come

19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

He Ain't the Leavin' Kind

20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Take A Chance On Me

21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?

I Wish

22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

Addicted (to what?)

23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

It's Gotta Be You

24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

It's Not Just Me

25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Fast Cars and Freedom

26.WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

The Name of the Game

If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not,copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and you're on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind .Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?" Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world(hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog).

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile

Copy and paste this if you know someone who is afraid of the Keebler Elves(the elves that make cookies in trees).

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen for any of these, "If you have ever," things, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into you're profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are afraid of five things and want to tell the world but most people thought your fears were stupid, copy this onto your profile.

If you use the term "weird" when you can't think of anything else to call someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever run into a wall while being total sugar high copy this into your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think the world should always recycle copy this on your profile.

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If you think everything looks better organized copy this onto your profile.

If your teacher has to constantly tell you to stop laughing or your gonna die, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people say you talk too loud, copy this to your profile.

If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.

If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.

If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.

If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.

If you hate bugs, copy this to your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

When life gives me lemons, I make orange juice and leave the world to wonder how the hell I managed it.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

omg...tacos!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the fuck is my ceiling?"

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’re good.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

dude... what did you do with my cookies? COOKIE TERRORIST!

Favorite Quotes:

"Harold, if for no other reason but to shut him up"- Gwen, TDA

"It seemed weird calling a teenager 'sir' but I'd learned to be careful with immortals. They tended to get offended easily. Then, they blew stuff up." -Percy Jackson, PJO

"Whatever, you totally LOVE him, and you wanna MARRY him, and wanna have like 100 of his surfer babies!" -Lo (to Fin), Stoked.

"My mom's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that." -Percy Jackson, PJO

"Only seven campers remain. Who will win? Who will lose? (the beaver bites him) OW! Who will need a rabies shot thanks to this ungrateful little... Find out tonight on this episode of Total Drama Island!"- Chris, TDI

"No way! He's SUCH a tool, he's like the whole TOOL SHED!" -Fin, Stoked.

"I've never meet someone so prone to life-threatening idiocy!" -Alice, New Moon

"Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if the garment was stitched of trapped souls from the Fields of Punishment, trying to get out. The ADHD part of me wondered, off-task, whether the rest of his clothes were made the same way. What horrible things would you have to do in your life to get woven into Hades' underwear?" -Percy Jackson, PJO

"Wasn't there just a 300-pound bag of joy talking to you?" "I'm only 296!" -Gwen and Owen, TDI

"Dammit, I've been gay AND dead, I've made it big time" Scrubs:D

"Harold, if you've added trumpets to your snoring, it's DEFINETLY time for you to die." -Duncan, TDI

"That's it, I'm moving to Canada, 'cept I'm already there..." Justin, TDA

"Relax, it's just Eva. Ewww, TWO Evas? Now THATS upsetting." Heather, TDI

"What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War...Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just know that I'll be fighting next to you." "Why?" "Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"- Annabeeth and Percy, PJO

"I assume I'm the favorite to win. I mean, look who's left: Weird Goth Girl, a criminal, a fart machine, a party dude, a psycho hose beast, and LeShawna." -Heather, TDI

"Uh, last time I checked, ducks waddled" Gwen, TDI

"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some devine force is really trying to mess up your day." - Percy Jackson, PJO

"Yes! I win the dinner! Bring me Duck Soup, Peking Duck, Duck a l'orange, chocolate mousse... no, chocolate Duck."- Gwen, TDI

""So, you wrecked Alcatraz Island, made Mount St. Helens explode, and displaced half a million people, but at least you're safe."

"Yep, that pretty much covers it."" -Annabeth and Percy, PJO

"But aren't you the one always telling me that the best cure for a hangover is to go out and get drunk again?" -Ruby, Ruby and the Rockits

"Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades." -Percy Jackson, PJO

"We haaaave a WEINER!! LeDonca...and Shewanenan...TAKE IT! That means aaaaanybody can get voted off ta-niiiight!" Chris, TDI

"I'm doing it because girl's should not have to put up with cheesieness from guys, esspecially STOLEN cheeseiness! It's time us girls said no to the cheese. NO TO THE CHEESE, GUYS!!" -Fin, Stoked.

"Mom always said "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"... in which case, Heather would say nothing, ever! She is the meanest, nastiest, the (beep) (beep) in all of Kalamazoo! (to Heather) Uh, no offense..." Owen, TDI

"Wow, none taken. I sorta respect you for it... (angry) never do it again!" Heather, TDI

"The person who's creasing me the most? Geoff. The guy is in a permanently good mood. No one is always in a good mood. And if he says "dude" or "cool" or eats with his mouth open one more time, I think I'm going to seriously damage him." -Gwen, TDI

"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said, "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."...I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoe just looked at me. "I do not understand." "I want to use the dam water fountain," Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam t-shirt."- PJO

"You met other Power Rangers? Were they nice?"

Princess Shayla, Power Rangers: Wild Force

“Mirloc escaped from maximum security. Isn’t that cool?”

Morgana, Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta

Piggy: Are you going to vaporize me?

Morgana: Ooh, can I do it?

Morgana and Piggy, Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta

“Sometimes I just hate myself. And then I quickly get over it.”

Piggy, Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta

Gruumm: I need your mind.

Mora: Fat chance. I need my mind and you're not getting it.

Gruumm and Mora, Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta

Mora: #Pointedly# You're not drinking your tea, Broodwing.

Broodwing: I'm not thirsty!

Gruumm: DRINK IT!!

Broodwing, Gruumm, and Mora, Power Rangers: Space Patrol Delta

"And I can have my cape back! #Pause# OK, it might not mean much to you but it does to me..."

Chip, Power Rangers: Mystic Force

"Lee Lee's mom is hot."

Xander, Power Rangers: Mystic Force

"You're rich. Just buy an army."

Rose, Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive

Andrew Hartford: Mack, go home.

Mack: I am home. Technically several hundred feet below my home...

Andrew and Mack, Power Rangers: Operation Overdrive

"Theo, I'm ignoring your negative energy."

RJ, Power Rangers: Jungle Fury

Dominic: I can't believe a Phantom Beast attacked you out of nowhere.

Lily: I can't believe he has the tiger spirit just like you.

Theo: I can't believe RJ is letting you sit in his chair.

Dominic, Lily, and Theo, Power Rangers: Jungle Fury

"Great. I'm running the Venjix barricade in broad daylight with Willy Wonka at the wheel."

Ziggy, Power Rangers: RPM

"Do you have to work really hard at the brooding bad boy thing? Do you get up and practice in front of the mirror?"

Summer, Power Rangers: RPM

Dillon: Can I be honest with you?

Summer: Give it a shot.

Dillon: Yellow really isn't your color.

Dillon and Summer, Power Rangers: RPM

Scott: What's it going to be, Dillon? Are you in or out?

Dillon: Well now, that all depends. #Pause# Do I get to pick my own color?

Dillon and Scott, Power Rangers: RPM

Soldier: What do you want me to do, Sir?

Colonel Truman: Go shoot at something.

Colonel Truman and Soldier, Power Rangers: RPM

Ziggy: Yeah! Go rangers!

Dillon: Rangers?

Ziggy: You know, Power Rangers.

Dillon: What's a Power Ranger?

Dillon and Ziggy, Power Rangers: RPM

Ziggy: So how are we going to bust out of here?

Dillon: We?

Ziggy: Yeah. You know, you, me, we.

Dillon: Ziggy, give me one good reason I should take you with me.

Ziggy: Shadow puppets. Brilliant shadow puppets.

Dillon: That'll come in handy.

Dillon and Ziggy, Power Rangers: RPM

Dillon: Nothing says covert like bright red, yellow and blue spandex.

Dr. K: It's not spandex!

Dillon and Dr. K, Power Rangers: RPM

"I don't care where you came from. I want to know where you're going."

Summer, Power Rangers: RPM

"You're the kind of person I'd want to save me."

Summer, Power Rangers: RPM

Tenaya 7: #Whistles#

Ziggy: #Pause# Yeah, she does that. It's kind of her calling card.

Dillon: Cute.

Dillon, Ziggy, and Tenaya 7, Power Rangers: RPM

"That looks like a giant bottle of window cleaner. Are we trying to destroy Corinth or give it a streak free shine?

Tenaya 7, Power Rangers: RPM

Dr. K: Ranger Series Black, you still owe me three minutes of shield sequence training.

Dillon: Bill me.

Dillon and Dr. K, Power Rangers: RPM

Kid: Ranger Black, you're my favorite Power Ranger. Your toughness and spirit is an inspiration to all of Corinth City. Do you have any advice for all the kids out there who look up to you?

Dillon: No.

Dillon and Kid, Power Rangers: RPM

Scott: And if she promised them she'd...I don't know, go to school or go back home...

Summer: Or get married.

Scott: Yeah. Wait, what?

Scott and Summer, Power Rangers: RPM

Scott: So why are we taking this guy with us?

Dillon: He can make shadow puppets.

Dillon and Scott, Power Rangers: RPM

Robot: "Identify yourselves"

Beast Boy: Grabs Raven's cape and puts it on "You don't need to see our identification"

“Evil beware: We have waffles”--Raven

“It all started back in 1492 with this tea party in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norman, anyway, the British were trying to make all the colonist to drink this tea. But they were like, 'Dude, no way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided: revolution!”--Beast Boy

“Yo, I don't love you. My name's not Lance and I just need to know if you've seen a fat guy in an overcoat”--Cyborg

Robin: “You broke Mother's cookies!!”
Cyborg and Raven: “Ohhhhhh”

“I don't like you that way. In fact, I don't like you at all”--Robin

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall

"No eating here tonight! Whoo! No eating here tonight! You on a diet!"--Dory

Dory:"Hey Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down you know what you gotta do?"

Merlin: "I don't know what you gotta do."

Dory:"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim."

Yzma: “I've never like your spinach puffs!”

Kronk: Gasps

Yzma: “Never!”

Kronk: Starts to cry

Devil Kronk: “That's it. She's going down”

“Uh, guys. Olympus is that way.”--Hades

Movie Crewman: “We're making a movie about Cody. Can you get out of the way?”
Penguin: “Really? Can I be first in line NOT to see it?”

"Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidest! It's like you're trying to win a stupid contest but you're too stupid to take a stupidity test!"--Numbuh 86

Flash: "Still, we could always use more raw power, and Earth has a third Green Lantern, Guy Gardner--"

Hal Jordan and John Stewart: "No!"

Flash: "But we could really--"

Hal and John: "NO!"
--Flash and both Green Lanterns talking about who they should induct into the Justice League, Agendas, Young Justice

Wonder Woman: "I shouldn't be surprised since you indoctrinated Robin into crime fighting at the ripe old age of nine."

Batman: "Robin needed to help bring the men who murdered his family to justice."

WW: "So he could turn out like you."

Batman: "So that he wouldn't."
--Wonder Woman and Batman talking about who they should induct into the Justice League, Agendas, Young Justice

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
If a pizza is a circle, and the slices are triangular, then why is the pizza box square?
If "Canadian Bacon" is really just ham, then what do they call bacon in Canada?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is something transported by a car/truck called shipment, and why is something transported by boat called cargo?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I guess i can settle for second place.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

100 questions:
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? A scar on the side of my leg from ice skating. Don't ask.
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Movie posters, a bulletin board filled with stuff, and shelves that house more stuff.
3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I sometimes talk but you won't repeat that, right? RIGHT?
4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything but rap
5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 9:17
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? For the summer to stay a little while longer.
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My Panda family :(
8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My iPod, my computer, and my books.
9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'5"
10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't remember. Maybe last year...
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Japanese Cherry Blossom from Bath and Body Works:)
14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Does it matter?
15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Either in Disney World on the bridge in Japan (in Epcot) or on The Amazing Race finish line.
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? How about Root beer?
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese
18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Anything
20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? What the-? Why in the hell would I do that?
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? Ummmmmmmmm... Can I get back to you on that?
22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Is that your business?
24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Must I answer?
26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes
27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Some fish, a bird, and two dogs
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Depends on the person
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I. Don't. Know.
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 9. My fave
31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Nunya. Nunya Business.
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? A lot of things but the number one thing RIGHT NOW would be you asking me all of these questions
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UNITED STATES?. Yes, multiple times. What can I say? I love to travel.
35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? None.
36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? A couple but I won't brag
37. FIRST JOB? Never had one.
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Who hasn't?
41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT? Watching videos on YouTube and checking my email
40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yes
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? For being smart and outgoing
43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes but now I free! FREE!!!
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Books
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? One or two
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? All the time
49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Head and Shoulders
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Kinda but it could be neater
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Summer sausage (not sure if that's how you spell)
52. ANY BAD HABITS? I bite my lip whenever I'm nervous
53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Not gonna say
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Duh.
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Sometimes
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? By reading fanfics
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? My bedroom.
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My stuffed animal Ellie
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? A number smaller than infinity.
62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? Of course. Who wasn't?
63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Noooooo. I just make annoying comments that are usually slightly snarky. Of course I use sarcasm!
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? First of all that is none of your business, second of all where is number 64?
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Let's see... oh wait I don't have to tell you, ha!
67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Rascal Flatts, ATeens, Backstreet Boys, 12 Stones, Evanescence, and anything Disney
68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Ben 10: Alien Force or Power Rangers. That's right, I'm not afraid to admit it!
69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Do you really want to know? You might get jealous.
70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Anything mint
71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? No, I don't. But then again, you can't read sarcasm very well, can you?
72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? Yesterday
73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Of course I did, who do you think you're trying to fool? Paris Hilton?
74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I CAN'T DRIVE!
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Only if they want to waste their time
76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Nothing at all.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Root Beer
78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend
79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME GENDER? Them. Duh!
80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I don't know
81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Dumb blonds and pink, better yet dumb blonds wearing pink and talking.
82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? April.
83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Taurus, mine, in case any of you are wondering.
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dark brown, ready at any moment to become black
86. EYE COLOR? A mix of green and brown with gold flecks. It's really pretty
89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Culver's!!
90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? Duh.
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Julie & Julia
92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any day
93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? I already answered that question before I took this stupid thing
94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Normally I'm undecided unless I want to decide
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?. Relationship
97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Books
98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Well, since I already said I can't drive, I think that answers your question.
99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? A book.
100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Private ;-P

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

7. Don't use any punctuation

8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and send this list to someone to make them smile...It's called therapy.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

Finished stories:

Happy B-Day girlnextdoor14!

The New Girl

25 Songs of Love: Gwen and Kevin

Effie Lost the Pants

The Reason Why

The Star-Seekers

Coffee Break

Today's the Day

Tell Her

Current stories:

The Four: A Ben 10 Story

Party Like a Rockstar

Dino Thunder: Twist in Time

Upcoming stories:

25 Songs of Love v.2: Sky and Syd

25 Songs of Love v.3: Reef and Fin

25 Songs of Love v.4: Fred and Daphne

25 Songs of Love v.5: Caleb and Cornelia

Journey of the Unexpected: A Treasure Planet story

Story ideas and titles that are still in the works:

Where Dreams Come True A Stoked story where the gang goes to work at Disney World

A Power Rangers S.P.D. story where the Rangers go undercover as guests on the Freedom of the Seas to discover a plot to take over the world

A Fantastic Four/Fringe crossover with girlnextdoor14. It will be posted on her account but not without my name in there somewhere!!

What Happens When A Big Time Rush story where Logan falls for a girl from Chicago who is trying to get a break in singing.

A Teen Titans story where a brother/sister duo from Robin's past finds him in Jump City. Their names are Annamarie(a.k.a. Dancer) and Maestro and it seems like someone is jealous...

And a tons more coming your way! Now, the only problem is, when will I get around to writing them? Today? Tomorrow? Next week? Next month? Next year? You'll have to wait and see. You know how you're going to do that? By going all the way back up to the top of my bio and clicking the "Subscribe" button. And if you like me all that much, you can click on the "Favorite" button as well!! Yay!!

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A Mission Worth Fighting For by alcatluvr13 reviews
The Cortezes and the Giggles are sent on a rescue mission for a kidnapped prince. However, things aren't what they seem; the prince seems to have his own plans. A lot better than it sounds; full summary inside. GaryXCarmenXOC
Spy Kids - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,430 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009
A Lifetime Of Love: Syd and Sky by Pink-Green-White-4ever reviews
This is all 60 of the Ars Amatoria Ranger Romance Theme Challenge done for Syd and Sky. Separate from Accidentally In Love which was done with BloomingViolets
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 64,051 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/13/2008 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Syd D., Sky T.
Secrets and Saurians by EvilBusinessWoman reviews
Mallory's been keeping a little secret which becomes a big problem once the Saurians get their claws on it!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/11/2001
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Party Like a Rockstar reviews
Mallory and Duke have been dating for a month and a half and haven't told the rest of the team. What happens when they find out and when the Ducks are asked to be on a TV show. Sorry if summary sucks but I hope that you like the story :
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,337 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Duke, Mallory
Tattoos and Costumes reviews
A week has gone by since the defeat of Kane. The Burners and the rest of Motorcity are partying it up at a costume party, but Julie isn't too confident in her costume. Nor is she sure about her feelings for Mike and what he thinks of tattoos.
Motorcity - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Julie K., Mike Chilton - Complete
Dino Thunder: A Twist in Time reviews
Two new gems, a pink one and a gold one, have been found. What are the powers hidden within them, and who are they to bond to? A Dino Thunder retelling *Title is in the works*
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,775 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011
Tell Her reviews
It's been two years since they last saw each other on the night of the fight.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Conner M., Kira F. - Complete
Today's the Day reviews
Today was the Day. It was bittersweet, really. It was the day he became a full-fledged member of the Justice League and the day he had lost his friend.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Cyborg, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Coffee Break reviews
I never really liked coffee in the first place.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Sky T. - Complete
The StarSeekers reviews
What happens when Jim Nightshade wakes up five thousand years into the future?
Crossover - Misc. Books & Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,001 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
The Reason Why reviews
Set after "To Catch a Duck". Duke is on the roof top feeling betrayed when Mallory comes up and joins him. She tells him the reason why she never really trusted him until recently. Sorry if the summary sucks but I hope you read anyways :
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Duke, Mallory - Complete
The Four: A Ben 10 Story reviews
Ben, Gwen, and Kevin meet a strange girl after fighting some DNAliens. Her name is Nature and she comes from the planet Heart. She has powers, but you're going to have to read the story to find out what they are and what happens. Ben/OC and Gwen/Kevin.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,962 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009
Effie Lost the Pants reviews
Effie is looking for The Pants and this is what happens when she is looking for them in the ocean...
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
25 Songs of Love: Gwen and Kevin reviews
25 songs. 25 one-shots. All about Gwen and Kevin. Rated T for some swearing.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Gwen T., Kevin - Complete
The New Girl reviews
A new girl comes to work at Surfer's Paradise with Reef, Fin, Emma, Johnny, Broseph, and Lo. I rated this T just in case. ReefxFin
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Fin, Reef - Complete
Happy Bday girlnextdoor14! reviews
A little happy birthday story for my bff, girlnextdoor14!
Crossover - Ben 10 & My Sister's Keeper, Jodi Picoult - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete