Ozy the Talking Haystack
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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2075091, Profile Updated: 12-12-12
Author has written 14 stories for 9, Transformers/Beast Wars, Coraline, Bionicle, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Muppet Show, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

EDIT DEC 12/12

"The Shattered Line" has been updated after a two-year hiatus.

EDIT JULY 27/11

My creative streak is BACK for the time being, so I should be doiing some major updates to "These Plains of Abraham" pretty soon, if all goes well. :) I am BACK, baby!

EDIT SEPT. 7 /10

I'm not dead yet. I'm just in college, which is kind of like being dead but not really. As such all multi-chaptered fics are currently put on hold until I can get some spare time and motivation. HOWEVER, I am still working on "These Plains of Abraham". I've been handed a wonderful opportunity in my history course as sometime in October/November the class will be studying the motives and means of exploration of the French and English vessels into the New World (CANADA!!!!). I will be able to get MUCH more accurate information on this time period, which will allow me to be able to characterise Francis, Arthur and Matthieu/Matthew much better than I am doing now. This makes me a very happy Ozy :D. So you can start looking forward to that, peoples!

EDIT JULY 19/10

As you can see I have started writing fanfics, including a new APH fanfic and uploading an old favorite as a birthday gift for a friend. I will soon start updating my other two multi-chaptered fics, especially "Metallionettes", as well. I was gone for a while during second semester because the school workload almost killed me (hurray for getting 32 credits in one semester! And graduating high school!). I suspect the same thing will happen in September, as I will be beginning college (BA in Psychology! WOO!). So yeah, I'm still alive and still going strong.

EDIT JAN. 23/10

I have started a multi-chapter crossover fic (Bionicle/Avatar: The Last Airbender) titled "The Shattered Line", and it will be the main project I will be working on in what little spare time I have (I wil be SO GLAD when school's over). Go check it out!

EDIT NOV.27/09

Sorry I haven't been writing lately, I've just been writing NaNoWriMo all month, and I have only 8000 words to go befor I hit 50K. Once that's over with I'll return to the regular fanfic writing sheniagans. :)

Hello me duckies, and how are you today?

I've been around the 'net for quite awhile now and have read a LOT of stories on here (some of which were fantastic and some...er, not so fantastic) and have now just decided to join. I've been writing fanfiction for YEARS and have now just gotten around to finishing some of it. I've gone under the nicknames supernewf21, the_newfie_haystack, awake_and_dreaming, Haystack (that's what I am on most sites) and Ozymandias. My pen name comes from the last two names mentioned. You can call me Ozy (It's pronounced Ozzy, like Ozzy Osbourne. And yes, I have read Watchmen but I didn't get that name from there, I got it from the original 'old school' poem).

Anyhoo, I am a Canadian and a Christian. I have been taught at home all of my life save for this year where I have been attending a local high school for the first time in my life. I love to write and have been writing seriously since the tender age of 11. I hope some day to become either a full-time writer or a psychologist.

So yeah, feel free to PM me, I don't bite. :)

Ozy the Talking Haystack

Fandoms I write and/or I have written in:

9 (currently my top fandom)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Beast Wars (by far my oldest fandom)

Bionicle

Adventures in Odyssey

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City of the Lifeless by CressAlbane2 reviews
After the defeat of the Rahi menace, a new duty arises for two of the Toa of Mata Nui. Kopaka and Pohatu descend into a cavern of Po-Wahi that has more than its share of secrets.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Kopaka, Pohatu
Policing Middle Earth by aotearoan reviews
Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!
Crossover - Discworld & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,458 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Sam Vimes, Aragorn
Ice Melts by Toa Nonny reviews
Some say that fire is the most powerful and the most dangerous of the elements. With the Toa Nuva transformation, Tahu must deal with repercussions of his new powers.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Complete
Time In Between by Toa Nonny reviews
Makuta didn't let Vakama go because he might smash the Vahi. It was because he did.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Vakama - Complete
Tea by defenestratedmango reviews
In which tea becomes a ritual.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Mikasa A., Levi - Complete
Warmth by deathmakesapoet reviews
[ONESHOT] Set during their time together in the 104th Trainees Squad, Eren meets Annie in the woods for some one-on-one combat training. Or at least, that was the original plan. Sometimes, cold and broken hearts come together and create their own warmth. [Eren/Annie]
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Eren Y., Annie L. - Complete
Exempt by those-painted-wings reviews
Red Alert believes that, even in war, some things are sacred.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Red Alert, Buzzsaw, Soundwave - Complete
Silence by The Diminutive Captain reviews
"Emptiness. That was all he knew. Just an orange ceiling and four orange walls and bots coming to stare at him but it was all empty and silent." G1, One-Shot, somewhat dark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Soundwave - Complete
Other Vengeance 2 by Wayward reviews
Beast Wars. The aliens, fed up with the Beast Warriors wreaking havoc on their planet, decide to kill them ... but gently. TFs as humans fic. New: This, And What Needful Else.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,896 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 10/8/2007
A Child Shall Lead Them by Kenya Starflight reviews
Upon Optimus Prime's death, the Matrix of Leadership falls into the hands of a surprising candidate, and the Dinobot Swoop finds himself bearing a burden he could never have imagined.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Swoop, Grimlock - Complete
Kolhii, Ice Carvings, and Two Shy Matoran by Lielac reviews
Having been chosen for Ga-Koro's Kolhii team, and the training she's done for it, has begun to force Hahli out of her shell. Ko-Koro and its silent Matoran still make it hard for her to speak up until she meets a Matoran even shyer than herself. She wins the Kolhii match - not that anything else was possible - and makes a friend along the way. Short and cotton-candy sweet!
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hahli, Kopeke - Complete
Ice Hearted by Comment person reviews
While travelling Ko-Wahi, Kopaka Nuva finds Jaller, who is looking for Hahli. What seems to be a simple escort soon turns into a search and rescue. Kopaka Nuva soon finds his duty put to the test. His duty: protect the Matoran. Rated T for a safety. I do not own Bionicle. Read & Review if you wish.
Bionicle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Kopaka, Jaller - Complete
Property Of by hydraling110 reviews
During a Cybertronian 'peace,' ex-Cons decide to hide the sentience of and sell humans as pets to secure Earth. Sam and Mikaela might just be the first to grasp the reality of the situation alongside their new mech owner.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 251,777 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Sam W., Mikaela B.
Hands That Play by randomfics reviews
It was supposed to be a normal hot day- But the illusion of safety abruptly falls apart like a ball of string unraveling after a stroke strikes a member of the company.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,475 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011
Kept Under Ice by Toa Nonny reviews
The powerless Pohatu and Kopaka must work together to find a Kanohi Nuva before both succumb to the cold. Or before they get fed up with each other. Whichever happens first.
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Kopaka, Pohatu - Complete
Toy Size by Blackwolf-20 reviews
When Andy tinkers with a mysterious new toy, it shrinks him down. Now Woody and the gang must decide how far to expose themselves while helping their human get back to normal.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,390 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Andy D., Woody - Complete
Phoenix by That Buggy Girl reviews
Inferno the Predacon can't possibly be that different from Inferno the Maximal, though Waspinator doesn't recall ever meeting a Maximal quite like Inferno.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Waspinator, Inferno - Complete
Justice is Done by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
A quick one shot set long ago. I do not own the Discworld, I am merely briefly detaining some of its characters.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2011 - "Stoneface" Vimes, Lorenzo the Kind - Complete
Interruptions by Ed Has Moved reviews
Whenever Hewkii thinks he's getting somewhere with Macku...they always get interrupted! A fluffy Hewkii/Macku oneshot for Valentine's Day.
Bionicle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2011 - [Hewkii, Macku] - Complete
With These Hands by hbananad reviews
"Papa?" "Yes, Matthieu?" "Why're there lines on your hands?" A short, sweet oneshot between France and Canada, both little and grown. Can be seen as France/Canada, or simply parental affection, depending on what you'd like to see.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/17/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Ode to the Heart of a Small Child by Verboten Byacolate reviews
As it turns out, when Canada tries to be helpful, he is as destructive as America. France, wee baby Canada, and copious amounts of fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/19/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Another Tomorrow by That Buggy Girl reviews
Post-Beast Wars. After the Maximals leave Earth, Waspinator, left all alone, learns that it's easy to pick up the pieces. However, he also discovers that it's not always so simple to put those pieces back together again. Rated for violence. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,914 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Waspinator, Inferno - Complete
Transformers Animated: Cybertronian Genesis by Darth T-Rex reviews
Finished! Fanfiction picking up where Season 3 left off, dealing with the aftermath of the last great battle and the impact it has on the Autobots, the Decepticons and Cybertron. Carries on into a new story with familiar characters and expanding others.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 42 - Words: 178,522 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sari S. - Complete
This is the Way the World Ends by Tora Marikama reviews
Becouse the scientist must have known... Warnings: poem story
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/16/2010 - The Scientist - Complete
Graveyard Shift by Transformer Author Spotlights reviews
BW :: What are they to do when their roles are finished and they can no longer influence the chain of events? Grab a chair, watch the deck of cards be dealt into hands, and then...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
Patience Is A Virtue by Zipper Whippersnapper reviews
He had been ousted, it was true, but there were other kingdoms out there besides that of the Sanctuary. It was a pity that they had not realised that, because the power he now craved was much different then what he had once held.
9 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Western - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 1
Nature Studies by A.A. Pessimal reviews
The New Assassins' School teaches zoology and respect for the environment. No, it's not got all hippy and tree-huggy. It's not that sort of school and the Nature Trails devised by Miss Smith-Rhodes teach lessons. For the overconfident,Nature bites back.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,032 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Her Furnace by HamPickleSandwich reviews
7/9 PG fluff. Oneshot. It's the middle of the night and below freezing.. Shane Acker owns 9, not me.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2009 - 7, 9 - Complete
Bone Garden by Dierdre reviews
The next time Starscream set foot on human soil, it was in a forgotten place. Post-2007 Movieverse
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
Communique by MariaShadow reviews
G1 A peek into the chaos that is the daily lives of the 'bots...via their paging system
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,718 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2006
Small Problems by Ghost of the Dawn reviews
G1: Megatron has a ray gun that shrinks Autobots, leaving them two and a half feet tall and very far from home.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,306 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Prowl, Grimlock - Complete
Sparks and Plasma by organized disorder reviews
Movieverse. A year after Mission City, Ironhide and Chromia gain their sparks' desire and chaos ensues. Chapter 50: Bumblebee gets a surprise, and Nightfire gets her playmate.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 118,387 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Ironhide, Chromia - Complete
Silent Keeper by Conveyus Prime reviews
[G1] We all know that Soundwave has his special ability via being a telepath. We all know that he is the Cassetticons' Keeper. But what happens if something threatens the existence of his tape/s/ and he releases the full extent of his special ability...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Soundwave - Complete
The Alone Place by Kenya Starflight reviews
G1, pre-movie. Arcee arrives on the Ark to find her preconceptions regarding a certain 'Bot false, and an unlikely friendship blooms. Written for Wayward's story contest.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,825 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Arcee, Swoop - Complete
Retail Hell by kepulver reviews
[G1] Written around the time of the PS3 launch as a reaction to some of the sillier stories about the release. Swindle learns the hard way that you don't mess with gamers.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 3,851 - Follows: 738 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Thinking 'Bout The Future by Epona Harper reviews
2007 Movie You didn't think Sector Seven would let Bumblebee go home with Sam without protest, did you?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/24/2007 - J. Keller, R. Simmons - Complete
Can't Say Anything Nice by Caitrin reviews
So why do Statler and Waldorf keep coming back to the show every night?
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Statler, Waldorf - Complete
Thirty Avatar Short Stories by Sophia Prester reviews
Each of these thirty stand alone stories focuses on a different character from Avatar. Recent stories: 22. King Bumi. 23. Chief Arnook and Yue, 24. Zuko, 25. Azula, 26. Ursa, 27. Appa, 28. Monk Gyatso, 29. Iroh, 30. Smellerbee and Longshot.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,908 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Complete
A Very Muppets Mystery by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Phyllis Pepper is the only human in an all Muppet town. But will things spice up when Fozzie brings her a case that leads swiftly to Muppet homicide? An insanely long and ridiculously complicated mystery.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,899 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Complete
Five Things Animal Ate Recently by marginaliana reviews
The Muppets go on a cross country tour Animal gets hungry. Drabblet series.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Nai Nai Saves the Day by Araeph reviews
COMPLETE! Mulan is an honored guest at a celebration, but she still needs a little family help to see it through. Her dress is deadly, the cricket gets loose, and she's framed for a crime she didn't commit. I think it's going well, don't you?
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Complete
The Sea and the Siblings by Capegio reviews
Four years into the Golden Age, rumors circulate that the Witch's army is assembling again. The Pevensies go to investigate together.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,196 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
Who Framed Kermit the Frog by Bob Wright reviews
As you can guess, a Muppet version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Story is in this section as it fits the best. NOW COMPLETED.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005
Cooldown by Talyn reviews
After the defeat of Syndrome, Bob and Helen nurse their wounds, worry about their kids, and talk about the future. Some marital romance and resolutions about the future ensue.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
Spirited Away The Alternate Opening by DBAllred reviews
Dusted this oldie off and put it back up. It's best if you're an expert in Ghibli and Spirited Away
Spirited Away - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Chihiro O., Yubaba
Dead Aces by Lex1 reviews
Half a year after the Aerialbots arrive on Earth, a mission goes somewhat awry. Short story, crack-addled first person perspective.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,614 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2003
Odd One Out by intrasonic reviews
A story of someone's quest to NOT find herself. Sometimes, it's harder than it sounds. [On Hold]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,095 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/1/2003 - Published: 5/8/2002
Beast Wars: Basic Program by Black Widow3 reviews
A valley of pure energon is the source of power and problems for the Maximals and Predicons. Up-coming battle sequence has raised ratings bar. Contains elements of author's own Pre- and Post-Beast Wars Cybertron. Please no flames, but do review
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,393 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/22/2002 - Published: 9/17/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3152 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,382 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Voiceless (Tribute to Richard Hunt) reviews
It is a cold, windy, January day when five Muppets suddenly find themselves without a voice.
Muppet Show - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/15/2015 - Published: 5/9/2015
The Shattered Line reviews
A hundred years of war shouldn't have been recorded. The gateway shouldn't have been open to Mata Nui. Zei should not have interfered. Yet it came to pass. Who will restore balance between Mata Nui, the four nations and the realm that connects them?
Crossover - Bionicle & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Voporak
Magnificent reviews
Poem. Rampage muses on the short life of his only friend and the name he gave to her. Rampage/Transmutate, because it is my OTP and it's a crying shame there isn't more art of this pairing out there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Rampage, Transmutate - Complete
Hair the Colour of Lemons reviews
It is 1943, and Germany wakes from a dream into a nightmare. Alone and bewildered in a bombed and war-torn city, he stumbles upon the sight of a boy, a girl, and Death. Axis Powers Hetalia/"The Book Thief" by Markus Zusak. Warning: TBT SPOILERS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Germany - Complete
Unsanctified reviews
This is the tale of, among other things: a thief, a girl, a mysterious city, the plight of a group of refugees, a child-king and 9 familiar ragdolls. Note: Written 7 months before the movie came out, so innacuracies are everywhere. Rated T for violence.
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010
Inferno's Burden reviews
Inferno muses about Airazor, his Maximal past and his insanity. Poem.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Airazor, Inferno - Complete
These Plains of Abraham reviews
"Alfred, why does Matthew speak English and French?" A simple question from Peter brings back memories for Alfred, some he wishes would remain hidden. This is a more serious look at an area of history that is often overlooked, even in my own country.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Canada, France
Fire reviews
It's not always easy being a lackey and a pyromaniac. You have to watch your step, for one thing. Poem, Inferno's POV.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Inferno - Complete
Poker Game reviews
To save a life, you gamble. That is the natural order of things. One knows this well.
9 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2010 - 1, 9 - Complete
Song for the Beldam reviews
A short song, to the tune of "Annabel Lee" by Nox Arcana, about our favorite psycho.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Other Mother, Beldam
Metallionettes reviews
When Predacons start mysteriously disappearing, it's up to Dinobot and Rhinox to figure out who, what, and most importantly, why. Entry for 2008's BWINT "Write a Mystery" contest.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Dinobot, Rhinox
The Mask and the Child reviews
My take on what caused the B.R.A.I.N to crack. Poem, based after Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven".
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
Final Duty reviews
During a time of chaos, something is forgotten, dismissed by all the predacons...except for one. Waspinator remembers, and he decides to do the only thing he can, so that they won't be forgotten.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Waspinator - Complete
Who Will Guard Us Now? reviews
A young stitchpunk writes this question in the dust, and there is no answer. The Guardian is dead.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Complete