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Hello, Lovelings. I am JazzyKat. I write stories on here for general enjoyment. Let's see if I can give you a general description about me...
Age: Not exactly telling
Height: Don't go there. My muses are vicious when provoked.
Gender: Female... What an akward question...
Fav color: Silver
Fav Food: chocolate.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
9 out of 10 voices in my head say I'm sane. The 10th is undecided.
"When life gives you lemons, turn them into grape juice (I like grapes) and let the world wonder how the hell you did it." - Unknown
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:
1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.
3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the elder swear.
5) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.
6) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.
7) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."
8) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."
9) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.
10) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.
11) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
12) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.
13) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
14) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.
15) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."
16) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.
17) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
18) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
19) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
20) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.
21) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
22) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
23) I will not lick Trevor.
24) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."
25) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.
26) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.
27) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.
28) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
29) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.
30) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.