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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2075941, Profile Updated: 05-03-17
Author has written 14 stories for Jane and the Dragon, Dark Crystal, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Teen Titans, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Danny Phantom.

Hello! My name is Laura. (Former username lauraeffingiero; you can find me on tumblr etc. as lalaofthealpacas.)

I’m currently a college student majoring in nothing related to writing whatsoever, so this is how I’m hanging onto that creativity. I also love drawing and painting (badly), cooking in all forms, and knitting various junk mostly for me because I am a selfish sort.

Random favorites of mine:
The LOTR movies, nautiloid fossils, the colors orange and yellow, the Harry Potter series, the Hamilton soundtrack, Avatar: the Last Airbender, autumn, Pink Floyd, kittens, every type of sock imaginable (except toe socks because wtf), Jane Austen, Skyrim (and Oblivion and Morrowind, but where’s the damn romance Bethesda bc that is a NECESSITY), creative speech patterns, Dragon Age, Steven Universe, weird ice cream flavors, Adventure Time (but I’m picky about which ones, I’m too lazy to pay attention to 5000 new side characters), a good cocktail or a not-so-good one that’s free, Always Sunny in Philly, leaves, and Bob’s Burgers.

Info on Story Updates:

JatD: I'm currently in finals, so I think unfortunately the latest chapter will not be timely. Hopefully I can get a lot done after.

Adventure Time: Wow I really need to work on this one. I think it might be on semi-hiatus until I finish my JatD story, just because I am trying to prioritize oldest stories first.

Teen Titans: See above. I hope to return to this soon though!

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Ballad by Mintermist reviews
When the King grants Jester a fortnight to find his lost family, little does he know that he and Jane are about to be swept up in an adventure that will both bring them together and tear them apart, testing the bounds of love, survival and knighthood.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,876 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jane T., Jester
The Cause Thereof by Solitaire44 reviews
One night before leaving the castle, Gunther reminisces (unwillingly, of course) over his fellow squire, and tries to cope with the fact that she occupies his thoughts regularly. . .but no one could pay him a thousand doubloons to tell HER that!
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Gunther B. - Complete
If I Die Young by Kyra4 reviews
I retain only the most marginal, peripheral awareness of Gunther's arms holding me, crushing me. He has pressed his face to mine; we are forehead to forehead, nose to nose. He is putting off a horrible, feverish sort of heat. He is smoldering, burning. ((Now Complete))
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Into the Dark by No1KnowsIWriteFanfics reviews
When Marshall Lee's title as Vampire King is threatened, Fionna finds herself thrown into a world of intricate plots and vampire politics. Fionna knows nothing about vampires except that they're rarely good. But Marshall Lee is… right?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,567 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Marshall Lee, Fionna
Saudade by Anonymouslee reviews
Marshall Lee never expected to take in seven-year-old Marceline, but he does. Years later they're perfect roommates, but what do you do when you fall for someone who shouldn't be in your world? Someone who's you? Then again Marshall Lee does what he wants. MarceLee all the way.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,877 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Marceline A., Marshall Lee - Complete
freedom to know eternity by DrMeh reviews
"So much nothing between here and there," she whispers, more scared and alive than she could ever want.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Dragon, Jane T. - Complete
Higher Priorities by Tender Fantasies reviews
If you love someone, you tell them before you lose the chance forever. What happens when Jane realizes that and it seems the moment has passed?
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Jane T. - Complete
World Wise by Sarastro the Queen o the Night reviews
It was not known by anyone at home, but Gunther knew very well the dark side of humanity. He saw it every time he crossed the sea with his father. Gunther-centric
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Gunther B. - Complete
Once by Endless Secrets reviews
She speaks of her home kingdom some days... Drabble.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Princess Lavinia - Complete
Of Secrets and Snowdrifts by Vapour in the Wind reviews
A stray thought made its way through her mind: I wonder if he will kiss me? And to her surprise, the thought didn't horrify her. One-Shot
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
The Faeries' Ruin SPOOF by Return Of Itsy reviews
Who is this mysterious rogue Hanso? What does he know? Why is Jazan's eyeliner still sexy after all these years? And just WHO is responsible for the faeries turned to stone! I don't know, but here's a spoof.
Neopets - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,741 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Complete
Crashing Into You by Kyra4 reviews
Oh, just your basic J/G angsty, rocky romance fic ; Now COMPLETE! "She wanted to let go; to let herself drift away. And true to form, if it was something she wanted, Gunther was bound and determined to thwart it. Typical."
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,384 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Excuses, Excuses by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Dragon has another run-in with the wall. Internal monologue, oneshot. R&R.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dragon - Complete
Hold the Tomato by ya-fic reviews
Emmett stops in a sandwich shop it took him awhile to notice then shares his order with Elle who doesn't think it looks like something she will enjoy. Okay, now go back and read that sentence again, but as a metaphor.
Legally Blonde - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,385 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
A Mother's Memories by New Heart reviews
Why does Jane's mom disapprove of her becoming a knight? The reasons may be deeper than you think.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Adeline T./Lady in Waiting - Complete
Rosto's Cracknob Journal by Gurty Nemus reviews
Rosto writes in his journal with a pink gel pen. What a looby.
Beka Cooper series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Thicker Than Blood by Kyra4 reviews
Gunther Breech knows well enough that blood is thicker than water. But when Magnus demands that Gunther help him perpetrate a heinous crime, Gunther will have to ask to ask himself what, if anything, is thicker than blood. GuntherXJane futureset, complete
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Friends Don't Quit by Blackmoondragon1415 reviews
Where did Dragon go during Dragonophobia? My take on what happened. One-shot. Please R&R.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Dragon, Jane T. - Complete
Religion by ElfMaidenOfLight reviews
Gunther must give back Dragon's tooth. He must place it in Jane's room at night while she sleeps despite everything within him that could make such a simple task so very hard. He must kneel before her bed as if it were an alter, and she the deity.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Childish by The Lightning Flash reviews
Oneshot They're too old to be playing in the mud, really. Gunther & Jane. A tad childish, a tad fluffy, and very, very messy.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
Love Is by OtakuChild reviews
Two poems, one each in Jane's and Gunther's POV on each other, and what love means to them. Futureset, GuntherJane, most likely AU.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2007
Hands by The Lightning Flash reviews
Jane had grown to love his hands. Future set one shot, rated for slight impliedness, but nothing graphic. Probably AU. GuntherJane.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Jane T., Gunther B. - Complete
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Yeah, My Best Friend Is A Dragon, So What? reviews
"He said 'Look at those two. They will either love or hate each other — but either way they will care'. I always thought him foolish for saying so, but perhaps he was right, yes?" (Jane/Gunther)
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,625 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Jane T., Gunther B.
weary eyes still stray to the horizon reviews
He knows. He knows a lot of things: in his heart, in his stomach, in his hands — hatred, hunger, metal. The softness of silk, whispers. Kisses. The quiet smell of smoke and sweat. (Heavy T)
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Gunther B. - Complete
The Thread Rolls On reviews
["You ever think," Sam begins, after a few minutes, "that you're alive and dead at the same time? I mean, it's one thing to be half-ghost and half-human. That's strange enough. But you're kinda sitting halfway between life and death." Danny raises his eyebrows. "Uh. That's too deep for me, Sam."] Sam/Danny
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Complete
The Hero Girl Named Fionna reviews
It's nasty, falling in love with a Vampire King - but Fionna went and did it anyways. A story following the hero as she grows up and falls in love with the hottest vampire dude around. Fiolee
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,461 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee
The Softness of Coals reviews
They aren't children any longer, but he's as warm as he always was. Royai Week, 2014.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
The Meaning of It All reviews
All of the Titans know about Raven's fear of thunderstorms, but it has always been a secret that one night, during a particularly vicious thunderstorm, Raven couldn't sleep, so Beast Boy invited her to stay in his room for the night. They decided not to sleep after all, instead staying up telling each other corny jokes. BBRae
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Beast Boy
Purple and Black reviews
When Fionna and Cake embark on a mission alone, Marshall Lee and Gumball stay up waiting for them and talk about some junk. Just what is it with those two? Why don't they ever get along?
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Marshall Lee, Prince B. Gumball - Complete
Lumping Gorgeous reviews
Fionna has decided she's ugly, and Cake can't do anything to convince her otherwise - so it's up to the totally sexy and way cool Marshall Lee to show her how beautiful she is. Fiolee oneshot! Rated for sexual themes and junk.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Fionna, Marshall Lee - Complete
A Storm Lifted reviews
Another random Gunther oneshot! This one is about lonely little Gunther and a bit of his progress towards becoming a squire. Once again, sort of depressing, but gotta love that angsty Gunther.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Gunther B. - Complete
She's a Laaaaaady Knight reviews
Jane analyzes her curves. Or the lack thereof.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Jane T. - Complete
Nothing Much reviews
Jen/Kira oneshot; takes place while she is leading him to her home right after they meet.
Dark Crystal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Little Addy reviews
Just why is Jane's mother the way she is? ...Meaning, you know, jerky and all. Well, you could look it up on Qubo... or you could read this fabulous one-shot featuring Adeline as a child!
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Adeline T./Lady in Waiting - Complete
And There She Was reviews
And there she was, standing alone in the dark, again. She was always alone, it seemed. Oneshot, Jane after Dragon's death.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Jane T. - Complete
Mothers Are Never There When You Need Them reviews
A oneshot about Gunther's last thoughts on his mother as he is dying on the battlefield. I snuck a teensy bit of Jane/Gunther in, just 'cause I couldn't resist. It's kind of depressing, and probably unnecessarily dark, but hey, what isn't.
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Gunther B. - Complete