ChimericalMind
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Joined 09-06-09, id: 2075957, Profile Updated: 04-18-15
Author has written 1 story for Sherlock Holmes.

I have been off here for about five years, and am amazed that my profile is still on fanfiction.net.

I started writing on this site, and wrote for only six months before disappearing; I have come back every few months to lurk, but have still been writing down story plots, bits, and scenes in my notebooks that I have wanted to put on here for fun - and that is what I now intend to do: have fun.

I am a young lady who loves to read her books in a multi-task style but has trouble finishing them unless the books are mysteries. I love detective stories so much I took a course in detective fiction anthology (kept the textbook for that class, of course), and almost cried because I could not work a cryptology course into my busy schedule at school - eve though it was a math course (I am dreadful at math, but hope to get better). I will probably be writing in the Sherlock Holmes section because that is my favorite; and will mainly be writing about Stanley Hopkins, because he is second only to Sherlock in my favorite Holmes character, and since there are plenty of Sherlock stories but not enough Hopkins ones for me to read I am going to act upon the old saying of: write what you want to read.

If procrastination were a sin a new circle in hell would be made just to house me.

I have only half an idea about where commas go, so they become squatters in random parts of my sentences. If anyone corrects me on my punctuation (feel free to) don't be upset if I repeat the mistake for a couple more stories - it takes me awhile to learn my lessons (feel free to repeatedly correct me, I will eventually get it). Same goes with any of my writing, as long as you don't flame I will put what you say into practice.

I will put quotes on here later, right now my sister is visiting.

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Art Runs In The Blood by Cryptix reviews
There's a reason that Holmes has such high hopes for Inspector Stanley Hopkins. A series of shorts, ficlets, and drabbles focusing on the youngest Inspector. Mostly non-slashy, installments have their own warnings as necessary.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,280 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Hopkins
First Fortnight by bemj11 reviews
A personal account of one Stanley Hopkins of his first two weeks as an Inspector of Scotland Yard.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Inspector Hopkins - Complete
The Smugglers' Return by bemj11 reviews
Years ago, Inspectors Lestrade and Gregson were involved in a smuggling case that was never solved. Now Gregson has discovered the key to bringing the old gang of smugglers down. That is, if they can stay alive long enough to tell someone about it!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,512 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Inspector Lestrade, Inspector Gregson - Complete
The Plumber Who Changed My Life, A Short Memoir by Swordmaiden007 reviews
"But the girl, Holmes?" He shrugged his shoulders. "You can't help it, my dear Watson. You must play your cards as best as you can..." This wasn't one of Holmes' best moments in the canon. Whatever happened to poor Aggie? This is her take on things.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,307 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Family Thief by bemj11 reviews
Someone is stealing families, and Lestrade, who always said that children did not belong anywhere near the Yard, is dragging his kids to work. Holmes, Watson, and the Inspectors have one week before the latest victim goes the same way as the last four.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Dr. Watson, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Retirement by bemj11 reviews
The Inspectors are getting old, and Superintendent Stanley Hopkins is feeling pressure from above to push some of them into retirement. Hopkins POV
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Inspector Hopkins - Complete
What Just Happened? by bemj11 reviews
When a member of the governement enlists the aide of Inspector Stanley Hopkins on a secret mission and tells the man to bring along a few people he can trust, he is not quite prepared for the company the Inspector keeps. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Inspector Hopkins - Complete
He's Not Stupid by bemj11 reviews
Lestrade may not be as intelligent as Holmes or even Gregson, but he's not stupid, and when the new Superintendent decides that the Inspector is useless, it's up to his fellow Yarders to come to his aid. One-shot. Holmes POV.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Lestrade - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
A Holmesian Heritance reviews
Stories, drabbles, and one-shots on the pseudo sons of Sherlock Holmes-Stanley Hopkins, Billy, and Wiggins.*First story on here, so apologies for any mess ups*
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Inspector Hopkins
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