Princess Hashero
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Joined 09-07-09, id: 2076105, Profile Updated: 08-01-12
Author has written 6 stories for South Park, Legend of Zelda, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Web Shows, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Hello, this is Princess Hashero here to tell you about myself. I'm a writer, whether I'm any good is up to you. I can't take criticism, and I'm very emotional.

My star sign is a Pisces, and I love to go swimming. I act way older than I am, and I love candy.

I'm bi...and music is my life! If I write a fanfic it will probably be about

1. Legend of Zelda

2. Sherlock

3. Scrubs

4. Harry Potter

5. SKYRIM

I do have a Tumblr and a Deviantart account! Both under the name Princesshashero!

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Rescue Me by Moonchild707 reviews
Isabella Swan lives in hell with her widower father, Charlie. When her two older brothers come home from school and discover their sister's horrific life, Bella's circumstances undergo a dramatic and life-altering change. Rewritten and edited version of the original. Based on true events. AH, OOC, dark themes, abuse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,546 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,600 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella
Warmth by KatieBelleCullen reviews
The missing pieces of Bella and Edward's honeymoon. Please be warned, this story is lemony sweet!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Death's Dare by greenconverses reviews
After an attempt on her life, Apollo decides Rachel needs a bodyguard and who best to fill that position than a certain son of Hades? Too bad they're not going to make things easy for each other, especially when it comes to their feelings. Rachel/Nico.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,913 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 1,165 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Rachel D., Nico A.
Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4393 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Cute as a Kitten by xXRon-luverXx reviews
Harry Potter, locked up at the Dursleys, finds Draco Malfoy as a cat. Utterly confused and wanting information, he decides to help him. Harry/Draco slash Currently in the process of rewriting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,100 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
She's A Keeper by colourful-sand-dollar reviews
From that first fateful moment on the Platform, Rose, Albus and Scorpius have been inseperable. All they want to do is get through their years at Hogwarts unscathed. But is that even possible at such a school?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,586 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
My Warrior Angel by Skye Coulson reviews
Basically, JD is in an abusive relationship & Perry comes to his rescue. This is my first ever Scrubs fic so, please, be kind. JDox. Slash. WARNING: Rated M for rape & domestic violence as well as language. Consider yourself warned.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,437 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
New Moon EPOV by lolafalana reviews
The booming chime vibrated in the souls of my feet, shook me deep in my core. Through the thoughts and the steady hum of the crowd there was a whimsical voice – beautiful, frantic – screaming my name. It was familiar. Bella, I thought devotedly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,214 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Edward, Bella
Le Blanc De Noir by Sara Generis reviews
*That's* not how alcohol works. Canada/Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
Midnight Sun Fiction From where SMeyer left off by Kkomii reviews
First ever fanfic. Continued from after Edward has dropped Bella off at the end of Chapter 12. And his family knows that Bella knows their secret.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,856 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13356 - Favs: 8,079 - Follows: 6,013 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
In the Grip of Twilight by Olivia Tannis Moure reviews
Edward kissed my mouth, a quick impulsive kiss, as if branding me, and then he took my wrists and lowered my legs down through the dark hole. “I’ll be right behind you,” he told me, an instant before letting my wrists go. Romance and Suspense
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 101,885 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Inevitable by 2gsdip reviews
-Eclipse in Edward's POV- I stared menacingly at my adversary. She wanted so desperately to end my reason for existence. A love for a love. But that would never happen. If my angel’s heart were to stop beating it would be at my hands and my hands alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 158,577 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Edward, Bella
Newborn by Lythya reviews
In this story, Bella becomes vampire before moving to Forks. Try and see how things might have happened, if Bella had become a vampire before meeting Edward, and how she reacts. Rated for violence. Finished by Titanterror12
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,704 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella
Family Therapy by LiveInTheMomentx reviews
Cullens are going to family therapy! Will the poor instructors survive their craziness find out! T for languge Rewriting!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009
Of Cookies and Muffins by LittleLeeeLoo reviews
VioxRed RedxVio Everyone has their own special way of expressing themselves. Who's to say baking delightful treats isn't one of them? Yaoi Oneshot COMPLETE Collab with Rider of the Whales Check us out on DeviantArt!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Vio, Red - Complete
Love Your Enemies by booooop reviews
James and Severus both like Lily...but what happens when Severus gets the chance to see James as someone other than a rival? JamesxSeverus. M for language and sensuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Severus S., James P.
The Other Half of a Hero by Fenrir Riku reviews
Dark Link claims to be under new orders, claims to want to help. Is he trustworthy? Sometimes he seems like two different people. The story of Link learning that it takes more to be a Hero then a sword and Triforce. Dark/Link yaoi, language.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 135,086 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Link, Dark Link - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5846 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 4,839 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Love by JMFanficQueen reviews
NM - Edward left Bella pregnant. 50 years later, Nessie has grown and Bella is a vampire and leader of the Swan Coven which includes Melinda, William, Sophie, and Alexander. When both covens collide, what happens. What will Bella choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 91,692 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Life and Times of Percy & Annabeth by dancechick307 reviews
A series of oneshots all about our favorite couple sprinkled with fluff and topped with humor. Need I say more?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 1679 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Isabella and The Cullens by Nessierox reviews
Isabella is a sweet innocent 6 yr old,going on a trip with her parents.I guess fate was not on their side.Bella is now all alone until the Cullens find her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 87,863 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Death and Poison by Lovenyx125 reviews
Edward never came back in New Moon and Jasper left because of the onslaught of painful emotions. 50 years later, when Victoria is about to attack, the Cullen's go to the Volturi for help. Aro lends them his best fighters Death and Poison. But why do Death and Poison seem so familiar?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 62,172 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Complete
Emmett's 16 fun things to do in an elevator! by MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles reviews
Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 31,469 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Emmett - Complete
My Bestfriends Boyfriend by hiileihawaiiangurl reviews
Bella is a huge nerd, but her best friend is the most gorgeous gir in school with a bad attitude, huge ego, and the HOT boyfriend. Why hasn't Bella ditched her yet? Well Tanya is holding Bella's deep dark secret and Tanya's tongue just might slip!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,047 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Bella, Tanya
Corrupting Bella Swan by angel with fake wings reviews
What happens when you leave Bella with Jasper & Emmett.........TROUBLE ! Post Breaking Dawn. Involes ice-cream, a mental institue, wal-mart & family therapy ? I suck at summaries
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,061 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Fade to Grey by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is sixteen years old with only a few months left to live. When she moves back to Forks to be with her father, she meets a certain bronze-haired recluse who teaches her to live again, no matter how little time she has left. AH, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 96,199 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Valentine's Day Dare Hunt by JMFanficQueen reviews
The Cullen kids used to play a Dare Hunt every Valentines Day. Now that Edward has Bella, the game is begun again. The only problem is, it's a game of dares! From burning clothes to cake to proposing, can Bella survice the Cullens verion of a game?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 38,005 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Eclipse EPOV Part of COMPROMISE by Cullen Fever reviews
What was Edward thinking as Bella tried to seduce him? A little look into our best-loved character's mind. Takes place during 'Compromise' of Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,865 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cherish by Heart of a Slytherin reviews
My brother, my twin, and my lover. He's the one I cherish most in the world, but it wasn't always like this. It took years before I could tell him what I knew, what -everyone- knew. Fred/George slash. Incest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Transcendence by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
Edward realized in NM that he couldn't live without Bella. Forces previously unleashed are again threatening Bella's life. He must do everything he can to keep her safe - from the menace lurking in the shadows, and himself. This is Eclipse expanded. EPOV. On Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 273,959 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Stuck With Me by The Androgynous Alchemist reviews
Edward has just returned from a long mission in Xing. After returning he is called into Roy's office and told he must endure a two month mission with the colonel himself. Will they drive each other insane? or is this the start of something special?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 44,027 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Behind this desguise by Nessierox reviews
When Edward leaves Bella,she decides to take her life.But instead of resting in peace,she is offered a second chance at life.When she meets the Cullen's again,will she resist falling for Edward all over again,and will she defy God's orders?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 40,227 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Logan Says by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*Logan/Remy* *SLASH* As a kid, Remy never got to play games. He spent most of his childhood on the street. He had no friends, which meant no one he could play those games with. As Remy muses on the subject, Logan gets an idea. Thus sparking a new game.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/7/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Learning to Breathe by Rhiannon321 reviews
Based off of Twilight, and Midnight Sun posted on Stephanie Meyer's site. Cullen's are same, but Bella is turned into a new character, who is sort of her alter ego, who I named Alex. Plot pretty much the same, with some differences due to characters difs.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,322 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Complete
The Afterlife by XLeahClearwaterX reviews
Edward and Bella's life after Breaking Dawn
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 48,579 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Edward, Bella
Midnight Sun Continuation by lolafalana reviews
Twilight- EPOV. She was lying on the ground, crumpled, broken, while the pool of blood continued to grow wider underneath her. I took a deep breath and ignored my longing, my lust, my ravenous desire - I focused on the angel.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 118,671 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mind Explosion by Rikku-Gleeks-Out reviews
Hogwarts days for Severus Snape and Remus Lupin - A potion backfires with unusual side affects! Snupin. Snape/Lupin, Severus/Remus, slash, yaoi Account Inactive
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Remus L., Severus S.
Emo Lessons ? by AliciaXOXTwilight reviews
Edward has Gone Hunting with Carlisle and Esme , and leaves Bella in the hand of his brothers and sisters.When they Get Bored Emmet Has an Idea . They want Jasper to teach them how to be Emo. Very Funny.Takes Place In Eclipse After Edward Purposes.OCC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Gummy Bears by raybun reviews
Near and Mello have been enemies since forever, and Matt never really cared before. What will he do now that he's practically thrown into the middle when he gets to know Near a little bit? NearXMatt. Bits of MattXMello and NearXMello. Slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,435 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Matt, Near - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
Better In Time by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*Complete!* Gambit has feelings for someone completely unexpected. Logan. He can't seem to accept the rejection he gets time after time, but after it gets out of control, Gambit's world begins to fall apart. *SLASH* *LOGAN/REMY*
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Dark Mirror by Pajoombas reviews
After the death of the Dark Lord Gannondorf, Link feels bored in the small land of Hyrule. A couple strange letters could bring back the hero and finally satisfy his sense of adventure. DarkLinkxLink Twilight Princess
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Dark Link, Link
Midnight Sun Continuation by MoonstruckManda reviews
ON HAITUS: Twilight, from Edward Cullen's perspective. Stephenie Meyer started this, but unfortunately is unable to finish it. Curious as to how it may work out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,443 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Edward
MutiNy by LiKe a dRuG reviews
Mello leaves to spend the day with L and Matt becomes bored, so he heads over to the common room to entertain himself. Yaoi MattxNear Rated for later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,482 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Matt, Near
Twilight ePoV by bby e reviews
Twilight through Edward's eyes.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Edward, Bella
Truth Or Dare: Operation Alpha by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008
Cadence: A Tale of Modern Faery by BeautifulMonstrosity reviews
All the main characters come back in a story set after Ironside. Talathian gains control of Seelie Court. Moon in a Cup is open. Featuring Kaye/Roiben, Luis/Corny, and Val/Ravus goodness. Read & Review! UPDATED: CHAPTER THREE
Modern Faerie Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008
Continuance where MS stopped by Bronzehyperion reviews
This story starts where Midnight Sun left us after chapter 12 and tries to follow the rest of the book Twilight from Edward's POV as accurate as possible. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,231 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 708 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Red like blood by butterfly1415 reviews
I never liked red. Red like blood. Red on white stands more out than red on black. But then I met Matt. NearxMatt. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Near, Matt - Complete
Severus and Remus by SeveRemus reviews
RATED FOR A REASON! Main pairing is SSRL Slash, with LMSS, SBRL, & multiple Marauder combinations; also non-con & violence. Severus & Remus' first year at Hogwarts. DELETED DUE TO NON-COMPLIANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/12/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Severus S., Remus L.
Don't Suck My Balls by OnigiriReject reviews
Eric Cartman and Kyle Broflovski hate each other. They cannot stand the sight of each other, they argue every time they meet, disagree on everything... then why can't they keep themselves away from the other? KylexCartman slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,706 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1077 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Neko Love by FoxxyGoddess reviews
Ed & Roy disappear. all Al can find is two kittens. Ed would be cautious of Roy, if he wasn't so busy trying 2 pounce on Roy's tail. Beware Yaoi Kittens Inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Opposits Attract by Accendo Vulpes reviews
The hallway never seem so long in my life. I could feel my heart beat as I stalked twords the bright red flames of hell. "Near-san, are you ready?" AU, NearOOC Yaoi, NearxMatt LxLight and other's. Don't like, then don't read. M for later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Matt, Near
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Invasion by Moonshine 369 reviews
Why does it feel like an invasion when someone else twirls Near's hair? Even Near isn't sure. But maybe he'll be able to get over that for a certain gamer... MattxNear
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Awesome Emmettness by Raychelle Edwards reviews
A series of pranks, craziness, and much more. A date with Mike at the amusement park? Embarrassing pics posted all over the most popular hang out? Edward in just a towel and glued to a chair? Carlisle in a compromising position.Oh the possibilities!R&R!OO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,011 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Complete
Indetermined by PirateExtraordinaire reviews
Eclipse in Edward's POV. Sequel to As Darkness is Falling. R&R. Nominated for Twiliters United Midnight Sun Award.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
For the Love of Zelda by Computerfreak101 reviews
Because of Near, Mello's locked Matt out from his video games. Uh oh. A cookoff turned bakeoff, and Matt finds out more about Snickerdoodles than he ever wanted to. And Near takes offense to the name Sheep. "Dude, step AWAY from the knife drawer."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Wedding Bells by Lady Kitara reviews
It's Light and L's wedding day and someones out to stop it. what will happen? yaoi LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Color Me Beautiful by runaway xo reviews
Completely and utterly pointless fluff. Edward tells Bella about the many colors he loves to see her wear. Short one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Labyrinth of the Sand by Lazuline reviews
Story of the Labyrinth told with Gaara and Neji. Gaara must rescue his baby brother from the labyrinth, while brushing off the advances of a gorgeous, brunette elfprince. Full summary inside. Shounenai. ON HOLD.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Gaara, Neji H.
Um, Whoops? by ManhattanWitch reviews
The typical Harry Turns Into A Cat- hopefully with a twist. Pre-slash, Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,270 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Adventures of Roy Mustang: Sex Ed Teacher by Skydark reviews
My very first fanfic, written in 2005. Overall NC-17. Yaoi. Humor, Angst, Fluff, Plot. RoyxEd. Alchemy, the military and hormones; not a good mix in anyone's book.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,236 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Just Once? by ChristieGordon reviews
EdxRoy, Yaoi, Lemon, Limes. When Ed and Roy are forced to share a one bed hotel room, a relationship starts that must endure through numerous trials, making Ed and Roy grow in the process.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 104,601 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Truth Or Dare: Mortal Mode by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Sequel to Truth Or Dare:Undead Style! The fun continues, at school! P.S. Please if you haven't read Truth Or Dare: Undead Style read it first otherwise not everything's gonna make sense! Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,908 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Truth Or Dare: Undead Style by EdwardCullenOwnsMySoul reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare, where garbage cans can drive and fairy godpeople take you to the mall. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Complete
Violins, Light by Mikanis reviews
L has a second addiction. Light has a plan that's going to get him killed. When everything falls apart, the road is set to take a different path. How far astray can these two go before something breaks? My first DN fic, learning the boys. Sequel is better
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Frozen Strawberries by jacob reviews
Frozen strawberries are best served with a few ice crystals still remaining. If thawed completely they will become mushy. Clearly it was Kurosaki's fault, although he wouldn't be surprised if Matsumoto had planned the entire affair. [HitsuIchi SLASH]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,714 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 7/9/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Will You Marry Me? by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Snapshots in time, marked by 4 simple words even more important than 'I love you'. NejiGaa, SasuNaru, WAFF.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Neji H., Gaara
Bliss from confinement by Derp123123123123 reviews
Link, Sheik, Zelda, and Dark head to the mountains for a vacation, but get trapped there via avalanche. Rated M for adult situations, language, etc. R&R is good.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,559 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Link, Dark Link
Vanilla Blue by the Zoshi reviews
[FINISHED][[kylexkenny][slash][LAST CHAPTER IS UP] Drunken dares can never lead to anything good... or can they? Now its Kenny's turn to speak... COMPLETED 6 5 07!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,263 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
I Tauwght I Taw A Putty Tat by angeltread reviews
Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,708 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Frosting, A Birthday Fic by Lunadragon88 reviews
Harry, Draco....and a cake. What could go wrong? oneshot, HD, fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Doggy Ears by Broken-and-fallen reviews
Ed has a certain respect for books, but then again, everyone has a flaw. RoyEd fluff, oneshot.Now a whole bunch of one shots! Hooray for randomness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Photo Finish by Amber Gaze reviews
Roy X Ed, Ed groaned. He hated amusement parks. In turn, amusement parks hated him. Yet here he was, accompanied by half the military unit...Warning: modern things
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005
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Amnesia:Melodys Descent reviews
10 year old Melody gets stuck in amnesia, along the way she meets Cry, Pewdiepie, Toby, And maybe Nova
Crossover - Web Shows & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012
The Dark Ocarina reviews
Link, the hero of time, gains a mysterious friend. Dark,a water shade, falls for a blond hero. Sheik, the key to helping Link, falls for a shadow. YAOI Dark/Link Dark/Sheik don't like don't read Dark/Sheik is just a experiment, might take it out in later chapters
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Link, Dark Link
A First Year of Fun! reviews
John's first year of Hogwarts is going to be fun! Especially with his two new friends Veronica and Sherlock. Sherlock/John OC/Irene Adler Yaoi Yuri warning Don't like don't read
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2012 - John W.
The Glove and other mysteries
"The glove?" "Yes Lestrade" "But it's just a bloody glove! It touches everything! I know you're the best Sherlock, but the glove?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Beer can do crazy things sometimes
Series of oneshots between Kenny and Kyle. Maybe some Creek or some Dip! oh YAOI I did warn you...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,246 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kyle B., Kenny M.
Kenny's note to kyle reviews
Kenny leaves a note for Kyle before he says Goodbye. mention of KennyxKyle so yaoi I guess.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
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