Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Lemonade Mouth, Phineas and Ferb, Legend of Korra, and Assassin's Creed.
Woot woot. I'm back! :P
Name: Sweg Life (Isaiah)
Age: 1998 Children Stand Up!! Class of 2016!!!!!
Favorite Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Family Guy, American Dad, sWooZie (I know that's YouTube, but come on, that dude rules)
Favorite Games: Grand Theft Auto 5 (has just been beaten for the 5th time!), Assassin's Creed 4, Madden 25, NBA 2K14 Super Mario Bros, Pokemon Red (classics)
Music: Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, Tyler, the Creator (new stuff, I don't mess with Goblin), Earl Sweatshirt, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Fun., Lorde, Chance the Rapper, Vic Mensa... yeah yall get it.
Who I Am: I am pretty crazy. Out of my mind, eh I'm getting there. I read a lot of profiles and I see a whole bunch of people who have their nose in the books and all that stuff, truthfully I love meeting those kind of people too. They are just nicest, greatest people on Earth! That's not really me though. I'm loud, I like to make jokes, I'll make myself look stupid, sometimes on purpose to make people laugh. Then you get to know me and about what I do. I tell people I read and right on Fanfiction and they think I'm out of place. I'm a guy (people don't understand the brothers like to read and write too!), I don't write around people (because when I do it falls on deaf ears), and I'm just too whacko to have any ideas that can get somewhere. So yeah, that's me. I'm just here for entertainment, be entertained.
After this it will be a whole bunch of extra stuff that's been here since 2010 when I first joined this site. I don't really care about that stuff though. Honestly, I'm at a troubling time in my life. My dad is being stupid, the girls like to mess around, it seems like the only stable things I have is my friends, my stories, my music, my faith and my games. I swear I'm going to put my heart into everything I do, purely because I have nothing to lose. So whether or not I'm posting a story on here or Fictionpress, or streaming my games with my friends, it's a guarantee I'm truly giving it all I got. So if you get a review from me, believe every word. I'm not wasting time anymore, and the time I spend on your story proves that I know you're putting your heart in this stuff too. In that we are a team.
See you in the story. :)
Isaiah 'Sweg Life'
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.
If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.
If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.
If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
Ok, I just found this, and you have to try it, I got everything write. The number part is so weird though it's awesome.
Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game...
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite..
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
So I guess that's it. Enjoy the stories and I'll see you in them! :)
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