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Joined 09-07-09, id: 2076197, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 12 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Lemonade Mouth, Phineas and Ferb, Legend of Korra, and Assassin's Creed.

Woot woot. I'm back! :P

Name: Sweg Life (Isaiah)

Age: 1998 Children Stand Up!! Class of 2016!!!!!

Gender: Male

Favorite Shows: The Big Bang Theory, Friends, Family Guy, American Dad, sWooZie (I know that's YouTube, but come on, that dude rules)

Favorite Games: Grand Theft Auto 5 (has just been beaten for the 5th time!), Assassin's Creed 4, Madden 25, NBA 2K14 Super Mario Bros, Pokemon Red (classics)

Music: Kendrick Lamar, Eminem, Tyler, the Creator (new stuff, I don't mess with Goblin), Earl Sweatshirt, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Fun., Lorde, Chance the Rapper, Vic Mensa... yeah yall get it.

Who I Am: I am pretty crazy. Out of my mind, eh I'm getting there. I read a lot of profiles and I see a whole bunch of people who have their nose in the books and all that stuff, truthfully I love meeting those kind of people too. They are just nicest, greatest people on Earth! That's not really me though. I'm loud, I like to make jokes, I'll make myself look stupid, sometimes on purpose to make people laugh. Then you get to know me and about what I do. I tell people I read and right on Fanfiction and they think I'm out of place. I'm a guy (people don't understand the brothers like to read and write too!), I don't write around people (because when I do it falls on deaf ears), and I'm just too whacko to have any ideas that can get somewhere. So yeah, that's me. I'm just here for entertainment, be entertained.

After this it will be a whole bunch of extra stuff that's been here since 2010 when I first joined this site. I don't really care about that stuff though. Honestly, I'm at a troubling time in my life. My dad is being stupid, the girls like to mess around, it seems like the only stable things I have is my friends, my stories, my music, my faith and my games. I swear I'm going to put my heart into everything I do, purely because I have nothing to lose. So whether or not I'm posting a story on here or Fictionpress, or streaming my games with my friends, it's a guarantee I'm truly giving it all I got. So if you get a review from me, believe every word. I'm not wasting time anymore, and the time I spend on your story proves that I know you're putting your heart in this stuff too. In that we are a team.

See you in the story. :)

Isaiah 'Sweg Life'

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them.

If you have ever pasted anything on your profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Ok, I just found this, and you have to try it, I got everything write. The number part is so weird though it's awesome.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite..

Freaky huh?

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

So I guess that's it. Enjoy the stories and I'll see you in them! :)

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Avatar: The Legends of Raya by Evilness321 reviews
Many generations into the future, mankind has fallen out of harmony with nature and the elements. Bending has become commercialized and a common factor in life, and chaos is about to erupt in the Capitol of the World's Nations, Republic City.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 123,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Aang
Chasing the Moon by Tytue reviews
Tired of her life as a courtesan, Uduak a mulatto girl finds herself on the Homestead of Connor Kenway, where she watches him transition from boy to man. Choked by her ever growing feelings for him, and the knowing importance of his mission, she struggles compress the two as she watches him fight for justice in a crumbling world. Set duing events of game. Lang. Themes. Violence.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 122,031 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Connor K., Charles L., Haytham K., OC - Complete
AirEarth by cloudgirl9 reviews
Tenzin's Niece moves to Republic City to help out Korra with her Airbending training. She and the Fire Ferrets become close friends, but is there more to her relationship with Bolin? Bolin/OC
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,223 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/11/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bolin
Angel Wings by Amy47101 reviews
"People say they came from bird DNA. I don't like to think so. Whatever they did, they indeed gave me wings, not bird wings. Angel Wings." Eleanor Moon isn't your exact definition of normal, what with wings and all. So going to ranger school is exactly what she needs. That is, she realizes, that she and her 9 others are a part of a prophecy. A prophecy that's soon to come true.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 138,873 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - OC - Complete
Moments Across Dimensions by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
/Across the 2nd Dimension Spoilers/ Various scenarios from the series. Pairings vary. COMPLETED.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Phineas, Ferb, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry - Complete
Broken by silvermoonstone23 reviews
"Can this shattered glass be mended?" (One-sided drabbles and one-shots for: Luckyshipping, Specialshipping, Oldrivalshipping, Crystallinejadeshipping, Mangaquestshipping, Soulsilvershipping, Lithiumshipping, Franticshipping, Magmajewelshipping, Commonershipping, Haughtyshipping, Stomachacheshipping, Dualrivalshipping, Ferriswheelshipping, and Agencyshipping. DISCONTINUED.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Black, White
Thank You by Cherry chain reviews
A drabble about one of the most important person in his life: You
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Connor K. - Complete
The Master Plan by Cakeneverlies reviews
When a mysterious stranger comes to Danville, a battle of philosophies begins. But as war rages across the Tri-State area and loyalties are tested, is their an ulterior motive?
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Alabaster Lover by ratohnhaketons reviews
Aveline's life is nothing but endless parties and ruffled dresses. For her, the arrival of a new manservant is nothing but another game. Yet despite the seemingly infinite fun, the threat of revolution hangs over her head. (AU - French Revolution)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,088 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Aveline G., Connor K.
Shine by Pottergirl1 reviews
Just a bunch of fanfiction that resembles drabbles somewhat, but unfortunately yours truly sucks eggs at a word limit, so...I'm working on it! This shows 'Phineas and Ferb' moments in the life of each character. Taking requests! R&R! Happy 2012 people!:D
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Isabella, Phineas
Naruto: The Last Airbender by Andrew And Tony reviews
Naruto performs a forbidden jutsu that opens a portal to the Avatar's World. Now he has lost the scroll and has to find a way to get back home. Naruhina Sasusaku Kataang Sukka and some mixed show couples. Please R&R!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/13/2008
A Kiss With A Fist by Ribboned Curiosa reviews
In which Sokka fails at not being beat up by a girl and vows to do something about it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Sokka, Ty Lee - Complete
What If by leafs nation reviews
What do you think would happen if the Finsters didn't meet until years later? Read and review to find out! :
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,789 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Chuckie F., Kimi F. - Complete
The Panic Room: A Satire by NotAGothChick reviews
When the gang discovers certain fan pairings they are involved in, they know exactly where to go! Do NOT read if you ship Phinerb, Candacy, Pernessa, Doofabella, Ducky Moford, Baljinda, or whatever. It may offend you.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Complete
The Most Cliche Story You Will Ever Read by TheAllySue reviews
Title says all, there are so mant cliche things on fanfction that i decided to convert them into one epic story. I was meant to kinda sound terrible, but the writing is still as high of quality as i can. first chapter is: Phinbella cliche moments!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Heinz, I Love You Too by MeanMrsMustard reviews
Alternate ending to Chez Platypus. Oneshot.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz - Complete
Perry's Partner by Pixie Star Fire reviews
Yes, I know, lame title. It's about Perry's partner, a female platypus named Zinny. An accident at Doof's sets them on a whole new adventure. Wait, could there be love? Perry/OC. I don't own. Don't like, then don't read. K for kick-but platypus'
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Perry
Wild World by Pottergirl1 reviews
Isabella is going away to college. Songfic to Wild World by Cat Stevens. Nothing belongs to me.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Step Back by Usami reviews
/2nd Dimension/ She blinked...she wasn't sure what to make of the strange boy in front of her.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Isabella, Phineas - Complete
Lemonade Mouth! by arillovesyou22 reviews
The band's stronger than ever, but what if one band member isn't? She need's her freinds, but is pushing them away.
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,211 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Complete
Lemonade Mouth contiued by lemonadelover101 reviews
What happens after Breakthrough? fame? stardom? fights? or even romance? Follow Lemonade Mouth through all of it and you might be surprised at what happens in the weeks after Breakthrough. COMPLETELY LEMONADE MOUTH! Wen/Olivia maybe Mo/Charlie or Mo/Scott
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Complete
Renegade Lemonade by JC Blackbird reviews
LEMONADE MOUTH, NOT GLC. Set after Madison Square Garden. As the group is starting to become famous, Stella's starting to notice how close of friends LM is becoming. What's up w/ Wen & Olivia? What's going on between Mo & Scott? Find out! Olivia x Wen
Good Luck Charlie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/21/2011
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Jinora's Tale reviews
In six years time, Jinora has made a calm life for herself in Republic City. However, after returning home from a party she meets a mysterious stranger on a ferry. His motive is clear, recruit a mercenary, and his target is Jinora. Now her life has become tons more interesting.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Korra, Jinora, Asami S.
City reviews
Republic City has changed. It is now a controlled environment where everything is documented and you are watched. You are categorized by your bending. When you turn sixteen, you have the opportunity to choose the rest of your life. Korra thought she had her life decided, but after meeting two brothers and a mechanical genius , maybe not. Things can always change.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Korra, Mako
Homestead reviews
After a long journey, Aveline is caught in a snowstorm near the Davenport Homestead. After being rescued by Connor she finds a new home with the people and decides to stay. However a plot is near with the Templars, a plot bigger than two Assassin's even of their caliber. Can they find a way stop them before they make this rising country a Templar kingdom?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Connor K., Aveline G.
The Mass reviews
Connor is aboard one of the ships lucky enough to sail to Paris at the end of the American Revolution. While on board he meets a woman, hired to keep the crew 'company' on their long journey, and finds more than one reason to enjoy expeditions. AU
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Connor K., Aveline G.
The Lost Island reviews
AU. After Bolin is captured by a group of bounty hunters, Mako is wasting his days away drinking and hitting on women. However that ends when he meets Korra, a girl he tried and failed at hitting on, who claims she can help him find Bolin. T for language and occasional fluff.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Korra, Mako
New Year reviews
Despite Amon's defeat Equalists have come to power over the past year. With them slowly consuming all of Republic City The New Team Avatar leaves for the Earth Kingdom to recruit a new army that will help permanently extinct this evil group. However will ego's and feelings get in the way and destroy not only them, but their city?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Korra, Mako
Fanfiction reviews
Six 9th graders band together to write a book worthy of winning their state writing competition. Grand Prize 25,000 dollars. But between the lines of the book lies drama worthy of a story.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,158 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Isabella, Phineas
The Prince And The Pauper reviews
A Phineas and Ferb twist of the classic story of the infamous switch between a prince and a pauper. The boys try to figure out how to survive while seeing how life is lived on the other side.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Phineas, Isabella
The Future Self reviews
Isabella meets up with her future self and asks a few questions about her life as she gets older.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Isabella - Complete
Secrets reviews
Drabbles written about Phineas and Isabella. Hope you enjoy!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Livin' On A High Wire reviews
The band makes the decision to become a household name, so they go to California to get a record label, go on tour, get famous. But are they ready for the prices of becoming a superstar?
Lemonade Mouth - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,767 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Olivia W., Wendell G./Wen - Complete
Fragile Mind reviews
Azula is in her cell. She is left there, always supervised after losing her chance at being Firelord. But three visitors are there, to tell her something. Something she needs to realize about herself. Bad summary, I know, please read and Review. Post-war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Azula - Complete
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