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Ranma is red,
Akane is blue,
In Soviet Yusenkyo,
Spring is transformed by YOU!!

Sakura is red,
Hinata is blue.
In Soviet Konoha,
Prison is in YOU!!

Hazumu is Red,
Tomo is not blue,
In Soviet Kashimashi,
Spaceship is flattened by YOU!!

Philospher's stones are red,
Army uniforms are blue,
In Soviet Amestris,
Arm/Leg/Body/Soul looses YOU!!


Yes, I know, I ain't the OED / Merriam-Webster on two feet, but English is, after all, my THIRD language (My 2nd is German and my 1st is Russian)!


The "if"-list

- If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
- If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
- If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
- If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
- If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.


What I hate in Naruto fanfics:

- Naruto getting punished for bringing back Sasuke: This is so illogical!! Naruto brought back the last wielder of one of the great doujutsu still under Konoha's control! He placed this invaluable resource back in their hand! Naruto should get a fucking promotion or, at least, a medal for such a heroic deed! He did make the village stronger! He apprehended a deserter!
- The council being too stupid to be true: Don't let them all scream for Naruto's head being taken off when he makes a fart in someone's general direction! The civilians probably will do that... Rarely out of ignorance, but the clan heads are all old enough to be in on the secret, so they shouldn't make his life too hard.
- The ANBU detail guarding Naruto is picking their noses, scratching their balls or reading Jiraiya's pr0n, but not guarding Naruto: This is bullshit, you think a guy known as the "God of shinobi" and "Professor" won't know, when they are shitting him?! More plausible would be, that the ANBU prevents any physical damage done to the boy (or else the stress could loosen or break the seal and then the village would be speed-roasted by a certain, very angry fox demon), but can't prevent the social isolation, which takes a toll on him, too.
- Sacrifice plot to a pairing: Yes, I know, that you want a certain someone to be Naruto's SO, but you godda do it smoothly, the relationship has to build up naturally or it looks to forced or even like simple PWP (pr0n without plot).
- Not using the "Shadow Clone Explosion": This jutsu is just too awesome not to use! Explosive clones! Why the fuck do they use them so rarely on the manga/animé!?
- Misuse of Japanese: If you don't have decent command of the Japanese language, DON'T FUCKING USE JAPANESE WORDS WITHOUT KNOWING HOW AND WHEN TO USE THEM YOU FUCKING WEEABOO PUNK ASSES!!!!!
- Bashing of Sakura's family: This has no basis in the canon AT ALL and sounds stupid!! A cool story element would be the following: Miss Haruno (née something, I don't know Japanese, so I can't think of cool fictional family names) was a fangirl of Minato Namikaze in her youth. When she understood, that Minato is truly in love with Kushina, she didn't start to resent either of them, but decided to move on... After hitting a few bars this day. After the 3rd bar and being thoroughly blitzed, she met her future husband, Mr. Haruno. They got to know each other. To make the placement of Ms. Haruno as a part of the civilian council plausible, Mr. Haruno should have a small business, that Ms. Haruno helped to expand (Cause she's a accountant and did take "business studies" at college. Her daughter got her smarts from her) enough to earn a council seat. Mr. Haruno would be in charge of the business and Ms. Haruno would be his representative in the council. She would be one of the few civilian council members, who tried to do justice to Naruto (e.g. making the Hokage acknowledge him as Namikaze, cause there are many other high-profile people in the village not going into hiding) because she did see in him the only thing that was left in this world from her first love. She would also ensure, that the people in her shops treated him fairly. She would also sometimes go behind the counter just to see Naruto... And sometimes cry, because he remembered her Minato so much. She would also ensure, that Sakura stopped her bad treatment of Naruto.
- Sakura bashing: Alright, in the canon, she often behaves like a punk ass towards Naruto, but I think, that she deserves a character development and some additional awesomeness (e.g. a kekkei genkai. It'd be cool to turn bashing into awesomeness, e.g. giving her the "banshee" kekkei genkai, which would give her vocal cords special abilities, e.g. when she'd channel chakra into her vocal cords and then scream, her voice could stun otherwise injure an opponent or would cast a sound-based genjustu, just like Tayuya. Another possible kekkei genkai would be that of the "second mind": A from of benevolent schizophrenia, which manifests in her special "Inner Sakura". With further mastery of this kekkei genkai, she'd be able to relinquish control of her body to the inner persona, when her main persona would be under attack or create a shadow clone under control of her second persona). It'd be also cool to have her use the Summoning Jutsu without contract (in the animé the user would be summoned to the animal they have an affinity for) and being summoned to the slugs. After a test she'd be granted the right to summon slugs. She'd be also the first summoner to successfully use the slug-senjutsu (AFAIK there ain't one in canon).


Ideas for Ranma :
- Through some kinda ... incident or long-term development the female of Ranma develops into a female inner persona (some kind of Inner Ranma, just like in Naruto, but not as a manifestation of the inner desires of a person like in the Naruto canon, but as a female second mind) and can be given control of the female or male form (e.g. when the male, original persona is under some kind of psychological or telepathic attack, like the battle between Ino and Sakura during the chunin exams, when Inner Sakura expelled Ino telepathic presence from Sakura).


CHALLANGE:
How about a less stupid version of MariaHolic (without these stupid clichés about lesbians)? In this story, Kanako would be really lesbian and would have no physical reaction to being touched by boys, but a mild resentment against them due to being treated badly in her previous school (because of her being lesbian). She would go to the school to find her true love (in her former school she had a girlfriend, but they broke up in a really nasty way (involving cheating, revenge and some other shit). She meets Mariya and notices something not right with "her". She then catches "her" putting on "her" costume and that the "she" is in fact a "he". She runs away and is caught by him and blackmailed, like I canon. When everybody arrives, she summons a ass-ton of courage and starts a fight with Mariya, revealing him as a boy before the whole crowd... And that's the premise for the fanfic.


Harry Potter plot bunny: Dark Magic (not equal to) Evil Magic
Magic is (it's canon, AFAIK) is all about intent: just because a spell, potion or other magic object or being is classified as "Dark", it isn't necessary evil (except, of course, when a crime must be committed to perform this magic, e.g. murder to create a horcrux): you can use e.g. Fiendfyre or Sectumsempra to defend yourself against a group of Death Nibblers or you can use it to murder some poor sods. You can even use the unforgivable curses to interrogate or execute (or assassinate, the death eaters are, after all, a magic terrorist group with a racist agenda and terrorists DO get assassinated in the muggle world, as well) DE or similar. So why not let Harry or his homies use "Dark Magic" against Death Eaters? It's a battle for survival and in a battle for survival the gloves come always off.


THE NARUTO SURVEY! I have seen this so many times so I said what the hell! :)

I lifted this survey from babywolf-lover's profile page.

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Naruto, Naruko (Obviously this character is OC, since in canon, it is only a henge based by Naruto off himself), Fem!Haku, Sakura (NO BASHING, PERIOD, at least no excessive one, there are plenty good stories, where she start as a total bitch to get better), Hinata (AND SHE BECOMES... INDESTRUCTABLE!!!1 Yes, it is from this song.), Ino (The same, NO BASHING!!), Shika and some others
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruHina (I'm not an enemy to NaruSaku or a harem-combination of noth either, pairing-wars are a waste of time and bandwith), ShikaTema (ShikaIno is fine, too), SasuSaku (Where he stops being emo and a terrorist, although there are stories, where she follows him)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
The first one: No, thanks. The second one: If it's one of the few good ones... YEAH BABY!!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
Nope.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Only digital... I saw this cool Orochimaru action figure in the store in the mall in the Central Bus Station in Jerusalem, but, back then, I didn't have enough money ;( ;( ;(
6.Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Nope, but I thought up some funny OC's I'd wished I were... E.g. a non-psycho Eplosixve Release user (NINJUTSU IS A BANG!!!) or a non-psycho Uchiha who wants to fully understand the biological basis behind the sharingan to unlock the Mangekyo sharingan without having to resort to murder.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
The first one, please, although I'm not really hostile to the second, either.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
The first one, please.
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team 7... Although there are plenty OC teams out there.
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
This is a piece of shit! HE WAS MADE INTO PANCAKE BY THIS EFFING ROCK AND WAS NOT EVIL TO BEGIN WITH!!!
After the reveal:
Kishimoto, you son of Satan, why the fuck Obito?!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
No theory anymore... He is his father alright!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Deidara... Since ART IS A ... BANG!!!1
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
He is a fucking emo terrorist traitor... He may get bether, Kishimoto pulled some worse things out of his butthole.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
Nope.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Nope.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Good question, I dunno.
17. Sub or dub?
I'd take the sub, the dub is censored, I think.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Neither, I don't think she deserves all the shit she sometimes get, but she deserves some of it... I like fanfics, where she evolves from a fan girl and bitch into a mature and strong woman and becomes worthy of Sasuke's attention.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
ANNOYING AS HELL, but it is a ruse by him, anyway.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
No, nobody knows, including, as I suspect, Kishi-baka, he wants to keep some nice asspulls about him possible.
After the reveal:
Kishimoto, you son of the devil, why him?!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Awesome ninja, but a lil' fucked in the brain.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku and Naruto.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
Both!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Naruko, evolving him/her from a henge disguise into a real character. And Haku, he's too girly to be a boy.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes... The good ones, but your mileage may... NO, it WILL vary... Like they say in my old country (Warning, bad translation:): "In color and taste, there are no comrades".
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Nope.
27. Do you like lemons?
Yes... The rare well-written ones.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Yes and they think, that it is a load of shit... Well, like I said, not everyone likes the same stuff :(
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Yes.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Nope.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
Nope.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Nope.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
Nope.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Nope.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Yes, that'd be at least worth trying.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
No, this is horseshit!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
Nope.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
Nope.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Nope.


Now Randomness (another survey, now stolen from InuAya89's profile)

You

How did you discover Naruto? I don't remember.
Do you recommend Naruto to other people? Yeah, I guess.
Are you happy you discovered Naruto? Yeah, it's a nice series and spawned lotsa nice fanfic.
Are you obsessed with Naruto? Yeah, a lil.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? Well, not to that point.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto? Coupla years ago.

Download
Do you download Naruto manga? Yes.
Do you download Naruto anime? Yes.
Do you think you have the right to do that? Hmmmm... Not sure.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? Nothing.
Where did you first download Naruto manga from? I think, it was from mangafox, I did write a simple download script.
Where did you first download Naruto anime from? Bakabt or seomwhere on the net.

Characters
Who is your favorite character? Hinata, Sakura, Shikamaru, Temari, Deidara (BECAUSE MY ART... IS AN EXPLOSION!!!), Minato, Kushina
Who is your least favorite character? Kabuto, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi (he did such a great fuck-up with Sasuke and he would have been better served to kill only the ones responsible for the coup and not the whole fucking clan!).
Which character do you think is most misunderstood? Not sure.
Which character is most under-rated? Sakura, Hinata, Tenten.
Which character has the worst past? Not sure.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? They should stop this nonsense already!
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? Not really, she just doesn't want him.
Do you even like Lee? Hehe, he is sooo funny and equally fucked up in the brain as Might Guy.
Do you hate Sasuke? Yes, a lil, for being a traitor and a terrorist.
Do you hate Yashamaru? Yes, she let became the boy a psycho and thus not only fucked up this little boy's head, but dealt also the village a great damage, since if he would be stable and sound, he'd be a damn good ninja (This is CANON, when Naruto beat some sense into him, he needed just a few years to become badass and popular enough to be Kazekage). The Kazekage is also guilty of this kinda foolishness, if Gaara would've been treated well by at least his family (and guardians), he also wouldn't grow up a psycho killer, but as a child and then a ninja with all his marbles still in the box.
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? Yes, who knows, maybe he'd get some hugs from Matsuri?
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? Yes, but I don't share their opinion.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin? Yeah, he is so genius...
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin? Yes, Naruto, he on his way to Jounin and beyond!
Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight? Probably.
Does Shino's bugs creep you out? Not sure, probably, but I'd try to controll myself.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit? Most impractical for the desert!

What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit? Not bad.

Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit? YES!!!!!11
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? YES, BAN BOWLCUTS IN KONOHA NOW!!!!!!11
Do you think Gaara is evil? No, he is not evil, but he is merely psychologically damaged by the shitty upbringing (and probably by the poor sealing and the resulting manipulation by Shukaku).
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? Well, there are convincing arguments in favor.
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much? Not sure, probably some fucked-up way to remember Obito?
Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? No.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails? Yes.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl? Yes, Kishimoto and Haku, YOU ARE LIARS!!! :D :D :D
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? Yes!
Which character is the best looking? Not sure...
Which character is the worst looking? Not sure...
What was your first impression of Lee? "What the fuck?!"
What was your first impression of Gai? "What the fuck?!"
Do you think Sakura is useless? No, she became fairly badass, she killed an S-class criminal in battle (Yes, she had help, but she wouldn't have survived 6 seconds without being badass)!
Which female kicks the most ass? Hmmm, Tsunade?
Who should become the 6th Hokage? Good question... Naruto, when he's ready for it?

Fandom
What is your favorite pairing? NaruHina.
What is your least favorite pairing? Dunno, pairing-wars are a waste of time and bandwith.
What pairing makes the least amount of sense? Dunno.

What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? The first one: No, thanks. The second one: The few well-written ones.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? Read: yes, write: no.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? Look at: yes, draw: no.

What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? When he gets badass, smart, less goofy, has some hidden legacy left from his father/mother/Uzumaki clan/Namikaze clan/Kazame clan (Yes, it is fascinating to read about the history of the franchise!), help form the fox, some cute pairing-stories (most of them are junk, but there are some good ones, too).
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? This should only work under the assumption, that the sexy jutsu is different from the standard henge, e.g. in some stories henge is a genjutsu (not according to canon... I think), but the sexy jutsu developed by Naruto is an actual, physical transformation, sometimes made possible/influenceed/mutated by the Kyuubi. If I stumble upon a good one... Why not?
What do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics? Mostly junk, but there is potential.

Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics? When it's good written, it's not soooo bad.

Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? Not likely.

Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? Not likely.

Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? Not likely.

Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father? Yes, it's canon now.
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends? Unlikely.

Do you WANT them to be more then just friends? Not really, I'd go more for the ShikaTema or ShikaIno pairing.

Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? Not likely.

Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? It's not an obesession, it's a necessity for a ninja.
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? Not likely, but this makes nice material for amusing jokes.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? I don't think so.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Not Likely.
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids? Now they're older and even then, in a society were 12 year olds are trained into deadly figthers, it's not such a big stretch.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? Sometimes this is a good idea, e.g. if you wanna Naruto and Anko be together
Do you like A/U Naruto fics? Sure, why not.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Authors should not overindulge, or it gets sooooo confusing!!!
Do you read NCS Naruto fics? NO NO NO NO VADE RETRO SATANAS!!!!!!!11

Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it? NO!!!!!!1

Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? The few good ones.
What type of Naruto fanfics are the most annoying?. Bad writing and when people use the story to do a (poor) bashing of characters.
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? Sometimes.

Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? No, it'd be stupid to start fights over it.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? No, since I don't do that.

Misc (this means you're almost done)
What's a good Naruto website? Dunno.
Another? Still dunno.
And one more? Still dunno!!
What's a good Naruto fanfiction? Look at my favorites!
And another? Look at my favorites!!

What's a good Naruto fanart? Tons...
And another? ...and tons on DA.

What do you think about Asuma? He's cool!
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? YEAH!!
He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Yes.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? Well, kinda freaky.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? The ultimate tool for combat and cunnilingus!
Does it disturb you? Yea, a lil.
Does it haunt your dreams at night? No.
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think I'm insane for asking that? Not quite.
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? A character possessing the kekkei genkai of Explosive Release (ambition: Kill Deidara for dishonoring his clan by becoming an asshole terrorist traitor) or the sharingan (Ambition: rebuild the clan, bury the curse of hate and gain a complete understanding of the bio-chemical background of the sharingan to, e.g. find an artifical way to activate it or to gain the magekyo sharingan without having to resort to murder).
What jutsu would you want? Mass Explosive Clones!!! BOOM BABY BOOM I'M THE MIDNIGHT BOMBING NINJA WHO BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!111
Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? I think so, if she'd want to.
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! MY ART ... IS AN EXPLOSION!!!! KABOOOOOOMM!!!!11
Did you enjoy this survey? Yes.


I lifted this survey from OhCher's profile

1.) Name your favorite anime series.
Code Geass, Chobits, DearS, Ika Musume, FMA (Both animé series), Planetes, To Aru Majutsu No Index, Akira, Howl's Mocing Castle, Ponyo, Laputa - Castle in the Sky (Yes, I know, anyone with even a little bit of knowledge of Spanish will laugh his ass with his title), Nausicaa of the valley of the wind, My Neighbor Totoro, 009-1, Armitage III, Azumanga Daioh, Cowboy Bebop, Cyber City Oedo 808, Kiki's Delivery Service, Porco Rosso, The Cat Returns, Future War 198x.
2.) Name your favorite anime movie.
See 1)
3.) If you could live in an anime, which would it be?
Dunno
4.) If you could change the ending of any anime, which would it be and how?
Code Geass: Lelouch would survive and be together with C.C.
DearS: Takeya'd take his childhood friend with him to the stars
FMA (2003): Ed'd cross over to the alchemy world and get together with Winry. Martel'd survive and be together with Al.
To Aru Majutsu No Index: Toma and Mikoto get together, Kuroko ends up with Misaka 10032.
Azumanga Daioh: Kaorin x Sakaki
Cowboy Bebop: Spike x Fay
Porco Rosso: Porco x Fio
The Cat Returns: Haru (Cat form) x Humbert von Gikkingen
Naruto: NaruHina or NaruSaku or both
5.) If you could be best friends with TWO anime characters, who would they be?
Dunno.
6.) Who do you think are the best couples?
See 4)
7.) Have you cried from watching an anime? If so, what is the title of that anime?
Nope, but it was couple a time REALLY close.
8.) What is the most funniest anime ever to you?
Dunno.
9.) If you could have one power that you have seen a character have. Whose power would it be?
Either a Lelouch's Geass, alchemy from FMA, Level 5 shape-copying and -shifting abilities (To Aru Majutsu No Index).
10.) If you could Date/Marry any one anime character, who will it be?
Mari Illustrious Makinami.


My favorite pairings

  • Naruto x Hinata (Naruto)
  • Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)
  • Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto)
  • Choji x Ino (Naruto)
  • Gaara x Matsuri (Naruto)
  • Konohamaru x Moegi (or Hanabi. Or both.) (Naruto)
  • Jiraiya x Tsunade (Naruto)
  • Ryooga x Ukyo (Ranma )
  • Usopp x Kaya (One Piece)
  • Ling x LanFan (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Sosuke x Chidori (Full Metal Panic)
  • Fuuka x Mr. Koiwai (Yotsuba&!)
  • Al x Martel (2003 Fullmetal Alchemist animé)
  • Roy x Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Spike x Faye (Cowboy Bebop)
  • Zoro x Nico Robin (One Piece)
  • Samantha Carter x Jack O'Neill (Stargate)
  • Daniel Jackson x Vala Mal Doran (Stargate)
  • Anita x Junior (Read Or Die, 2003-2004 TV series)
  • Roger Smith x R. Dorothy (The Big O)
  • official couples

  • Edward x Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist, manga & 2009 animé)
  • Alphonse x May (Fullmetal Alchemist, manga & 2009 animé)
  • Hashimaki x Ai (Planetes)
  • Ranma x Akane (Ranma )

  • Best of fanon (I invented some of them, some I lifted from plot bunny collections or stories of others)

  • Luna Makes Lovegood. A funny middle name, ain't it?
  • Luna is a mad scientist, just like Hermione.
  • Hermione the paper master (like Yomiko Readman and the Paper Sisters from Read or Die).
  • Hermione the catgirl. Alternatively her animagus-form could be some kinda feline with the potential for partial transformations (cat ears and tail).
  • Luna the seer.
  • Neville, the inventor of plant-based artillery. Later, a muggleborn student acquittance of his co-developed Portal 2 with Cave Johnson and his "combustible lemons", which were directly inspired by Neville's inventions.
  • Aberforth Dumbledore is a goat-fucker. JKR told it pretty much in an interview. Albus Dumbledore, too. Both Dumbledore's animagi-forms are goats. They never transform without telling each other, to avoid certain kind of incidents.
  • Luna, the Dark Lady. Or Harry Potter, the Dark Lord with Luna and/or Hermione as his second and Ginny as Luna's concubine (I saw that in Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas).
  • Electricity and magic do just fine, it's just a problem in Hogwarts. Either, because some of the security wards fuck with electrical devices accidentally, because of a previous headmaster with anti-muggle sentiment or because of Dumbles 'cause he's a M.O.B. (manipulative old bastard). Hermione and Harry, with the help of the Weasleys (Arthur did make a car flying, invisible and semi-sentient with magic!) and Sirius (flying motor-cycle), introduce electronic devices into Hogwarts in particular and in the WW in general, triggering a technological revolution. They then proceed to eliminate the Death Eaters with a mix of magic, muggle weapons and enchanted muggle weapons.
  • Snape has a big cache of Lily's hair. He uses it to turn hookers via polyjuice into copies of Lily. Harry discovers it, is massively creeped out and after discovering Snape's role in the death of his parents, spikes Snape's batch of his mother's hair with some shit cooked up by, say, Hermione. Snape joins his mother in death.
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    Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
    What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
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    Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
    Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 208,778 - Reviews: 3428 - Favs: 4,277 - Follows: 5,622 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.]
    Harry Potter Drabble Pit by Arpad Hrunta reviews
    A series of Harry Potter drabbles on various topics and starring various characters. Hopefully each will be 100 words long.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 2/20/2013
    Thirteen by Lucillia reviews
    The Dursleys thought they had it bad when they'd been forced to take in their unwanted nephew. It could've been worse, alot worse.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Harry P., James P., Vernon D.
    Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
    Sequel to "Princess of the Blacks". Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? fem!bisexual!Harry/Luna (it's happening this time, I promise!), powerful!dark!Harry, NOT for children!
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,331 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B.
    Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
    Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 971 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
    The Losers by Dragon6 reviews
    A simple invite by Kiba has changed the ways things are. Add Shikamaru & Choji in the mix and you have a group of guys who have each others back. What then grow from academy losers to amazing shinobi of Konoha. NO YOAI!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,359 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Kiba I.
    A Family of Foxes & Snakes: Rewind! by Dragon6 reviews
    A Re-write of my original story. Failing again, Naruto sees one Anko Mitarashi taking no crap from the villagers. He wonders how she does and bothers her until she answers him. Anko feels sorry for Naruto and take him under her wing. How will Konoha survive when its number one prankster is trained by its number one psycho?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 58,987 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 1,354 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
    Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
    The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 510,990 - Reviews: 4027 - Favs: 3,870 - Follows: 3,149 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
    No more secrets by rexpro7 reviews
    Naruto and Hinata aren't really weak, shy and loud as they make people believe. Watch what happens when they drop their masks. Strong Naruto and Hinata. Bloodline Naruto & Hinata.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,530 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Lost Idol by bigdogneversleeps reviews
    Nine year old Naruto Uzumaki learns a lesson early in life about death, one that he never wished to learn, and would change his future from being the knuckleheaded blonde we all enjoy. Strong Naruto, NaruHina in later chapters. Unique takes on many characters, multiple OC's will be involved
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,348 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Suigetsu H.
    Nick Cleveland and the Order of the Phoenix by Technomad reviews
    What if a certain Machiavellian Ravenclaw had got into the fight at the Battle of the Ministry? Watch out, Death Eaters! (This story was written not long after Book 5 came out; I just got around to posting it here.)
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/22 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
    Naruto: The Next God of Shinobi by Dragon6 reviews
    At five years old, Naruto unleashes the Kyuubi's chakra and slaughters the mob that attempted to kill him. Having little choice, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Sandaime Hokage, takes in Naruto and trains him. Will the Yondaime legacy become the next 'God?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,274 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Naruto U.
    Fixing What Was Broken by Saphire3654 reviews
    To fix the future Naruto learns a forbidden jutsu and travels to his past. With the will to kill and the heart of a murderer can he succeed in his quest? Dark Naruto, Naruhina and many other pairings, slight Sakura bashing...maybe others...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,591 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Being Me by MusicLover463 reviews
    Hinata just wanted to be herself but her father didn't want her to. Naruto wanted to protect his friends. Both deal with pain and burdens and they both want someone to understand that pain. What will happen when they meet? Will Hinata be able to help Naruto out of his darkness, and will Naruto be able to help Hinata with her pain? I suck at summaries! Please try reading it.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Demons Among Mutants by book lover reader reviews
    Sent by the Nibi and Kyuubi to the Marvel World. They are picked up by Hydra to be weapons. They should have known better. Maybe massive crossover, most likely Massive harem. NarutoxHarem. Now on hiatus.
    Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Naruto U.
    Codename:ShadowFox by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
    Name: Naruto Uzumaki. Anbu Codename: ShadowFox. Age: 12 Specialties: Recon,Stealth,Torture,Assassination. Status: Retired. Notes: Uzumaki has retired his mask to rejoin the regular ninja force as well as lead a genin team. M for violence.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,912 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
    Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8183 - Favs: 3,162 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
    What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,424 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 4/14/2007
    Harry Potter and The Imaginary Friend by Arei-The Peridot Dragon reviews
    working on editing chapters. keep an eye out. What if Imaginary friends were real? What if they could affect the world around them? This is my take on a Magical world with Imaginary friends.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,948 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    Improbable History by Clell65619 reviews
    When Harry is six and a half, he meets a pair of strangers on the street. One is leaving for his own life, and the other is looking to start over. Harry volunteers to help and discovers a world of adventure such as he never dreamed.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 87 - Published: 2/21 - Complete
    True Legacy: Rewind by Dragon6 reviews
    A re-write of my original story. After the events of the Wave, Naruto realizes that he must improve as a shinobi. With Kakashi's help, he sets out to accomplish just that. With a scroll from the founder of Ninjutsu, a fox who mildly respects him and surprising encouragement from Ino, Naruto might just becaome the strongest shinobi of the Leaf, worthy of the Fourth's legacy.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,567 - Reviews: 981 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
    Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
    Sakura is ensnared in a world of deadly intrigue her last year in the Academy. As an unwilling agent of Oto, can she discover what it means to be loyal in a world that promotes deception? Will that loyalty conflict with her growing sense of self-worth? AU
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,055 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
    The Road to True Peace by ZeroDivisionRaijin reviews
    Naruto has joined the Akatsuki, and is steering the organization towards a new goal: true peace. Will the Akatsuki succeed in its endeavor, or will the Shinobi Nations turn on them and destroy them? Strong/Dark Naruto, Strong/Confident Hinata. Post Pein fight. Slight NaruHina and NaruYugao.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,329 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 4/22/2012 - [Naruto U., Konan]
    Proud To Have a Witch in the Family by Lucillia reviews
    Even if Lily's parents had survived the war, Dumbledore wouldn't have given Harry to them for the very same reason that the Evanses had been proud to have a witch in the family.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 63 - Published: 2/13 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
    Kill It with Fire by Silently Watches reviews
    Dementors are always followed by ice and cold, so the most obvious defense against them would be a magical fire of some kind. There's a reason no one tries this. One-shot, book 3
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/11 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dementors - Complete
    Naruto: Path to the Future by OGAFazer89AC reviews
    What we have done in the past determines who we are. Everything we thought, said, done ... It's an important part of us and affects our every action, both present and future. Someone who came from a forgotten past is about to change Naruto's life. For better or for worse? It's a matter of point of view...
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 131,189 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Up Up and Away We Go by Lucillia reviews
    There's a reason Muggles don't stop to think about it...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/22 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Destiny is a Hazy Thing by Calanor reviews
    The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 556,088 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 1,153 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Playmate by Yunaine reviews
    Gabrielle Delacour makes a spontaneous decision that changes her entire life. Unfortunately, the consequences are permanent. - Set during and after fourth year
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/16 - Gabrielle D. - Complete
    Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
    When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/15 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
    The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
    My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,138 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/13/2011
    Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
    Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,304 - Reviews: 1506 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 2,121 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
    Three Little Words by Mikagami39 reviews
    Its amazing how three simple words can alter a person's destiny. See what happens when a certain unpredictable ninja recalls and acts on a battlefield confession. AU, Rated M for Language,etc... My first fic, please no flames.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 156,747 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    A Sage Tale : The kiss before Dawn by xHinatax reviews
    In the few waking hours before the sunrise, Hinata Hyuuga remains alone in her room, her thoughts lost in fantasies of her crush Naruto. Unknown to her is that Naruto is much nearer to her than she has yet to realize! [Heavily Explicit and Mature, read at own risk.]
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
    Spartans of Uzushiogakure by Mikagami39 reviews
    Ripped from the arms of Kushina by an malevolent force, Naruto is raised by the Spartans of our ancient Greece. What happens when the time comes for him to go back to the home he never knew? Read and see what happens...[Rated M for language, adult themes, etc... Please review! Naru/Kush is a mother/son relationship. Will have various pairings that will change from time to time...]
    Crossover - Naruto & Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,967 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Naruto U., Hana I., Kushina U.
    Three Word Reply by Lucillia reviews
    Harry notices a slight oddity when it comes to previous Death Eater targets and learns why that is.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
    A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
    I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
    From Love to Hate: Crossing paths by SilverGold12 reviews
    Minato and Kushina stared down the beast known as the nine tail fox, they both held a buddle in there hands, they were looking at their new born twins, Naruto and Nami. " Your ready?" " I trust you Minato-kun." "SEAL."... Don't worry Naruto, I promise you'll get your revenge, lets go Uzugakure awaits... Please read. Epic length and a different view of the Naruto series.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,319 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Naruto U.
    A Parody of Peggy Sues by Diresquirrel reviews
    Noting the cliches and tropes of Peggy Sue style time travel in the HP world. Silly, silly, silly.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
    Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
    Prison Break by Lucillia reviews
    Rather than trying to break out of Azkaban like any sane person would do, Harry and Ron are trying to break in. The reason for this is because their friend Hermione was convicted by a kangaroo court and sentenced to more than two hundred years. The two of them are willing to do anything to get her out, and time is running out because Voldemort will be coming for his minions soon.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Harry P., Ron W.
    A Quiet Ninja's Pride by Sage of the Wolves reviews
    A Wolf bite, a dark promise, and a chance to prove herself. Some things are worth fighting for and Hinata will put everything on the line to reach her goals. She wants Naruto and her father to see that she can be strong and that they won't have to protect her all the time. She wants to make her own way and find strength to move forward and became proud of herself.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,484 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
    Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
    A Little Bit Of Courage by Kyuubi16 reviews
    What if a few months before the academy exam, Hinata took a chance and approached Naruto? This little bit of courage changes more than just the dynamic between the two and the ripples of change that occur results in changes no one could have predicted. Image by Pia-sama on deviantart.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,713 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
    When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,403 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,816 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
    Heroes of Konoha by XxoiIioxX reviews
    What if Naruto had an older sister? how motivated would he be to train and what type of man would he turn out to be with family? couple pairings will be hinted and shown later in the story, Rated M for later chapters, i'll be writing some morbid stuff as well as... Icha-icha stuff, Practice for NFS story! No incest!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,331 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
    A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam by Lucillia reviews
    In which Karin was still a Genin of Kusagakure when she ran into Naruto during the Exams, and accidentally derails Orochimaru's plans. And, in which Naruto is forced to fend off Karin's attempts at restoring the Uzumaki Clan while things happen.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
    The Long Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Anko's curse seal malfunctions in a way no one could have imagined, leading to horrific results. Naruto and a strike team have one night to eliminate the problem at it's source. Otherwise the village of Konoha will be lost. - STORY IS BEING DISCONTINUED.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,296 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Anko M., Naruto U. - Complete
    Hinata In Heat by Arella Rachel Roth reviews
    Naruto is having problems controlling himself around his new girlfriend, Hinata. Why? Because she's in heat. What will happen when he can't contain himself anymore?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,293 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Dark Shift by brown phantom reviews
    After a mission goes horribly wrong, something happens to Naruto. His mask of happiness turns dark and cruel, and he turns against the village he had sworn to protect. Can he be returned to normal before it's too late? Plot inspired by MW83, Dark NaruHina
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,744 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
    Naruto: Shippuden T by bigdogneversleeps reviews
    This is an AU of the Naruto story with one key difference. A man you will never meet ensures that he never comes to exist. The effect it has on the story of Naruto Uzumaki is tremendous. (HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE)
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,429 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Naruto U.
    A Different Dursley Family by Lucillia reviews
    Getting expelled from Smeltings was probably the best thing to happen to Vernon. Finishing her Nursing degree was probably the best thing to happen to Petunia. In this universe, Harry Potter is left on the doorstep of a very different Dursley family.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,280 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,627 - Follows: 3,936 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Vernon D., Harry P.
    The Ice Princess: A Thousand Different Reflections by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
    The Fourth Killed the Kyuubi end of story right? Everyone but a select few know the truth about Naruko Namikaze. A new discovery has forced Naruko to become a boy and live her life as Naruto Arashi, but soon she'll be set free of her flesh prison. Watch as the Ice Princess Naruko travels the world, infiltrating villages, meeting their women... and seducing them. Naru/Hina/Fem Harem
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,370 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Hinata H., Naruko U.
    The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
    They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
    Naruto Uzumaki, Son of the Yondaime by bigdogneversleeps reviews
    If an orphaned Naruto is revealed from the start as the son of the Yondaime, and that he is not the first container of the Kyuubi, how would life be for him then? Pairings Undecided. NOT NarutoxIno. They are siblings in this one. Naruto with original doujutsu. UP FOR ADOPTION
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
    Tom and Merope by Lucillia reviews
    Different ways in which Tom Riddle and Merope Gaunt could have gotten together without a love potion ranging from the tragic to the humorous.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Tom R. Sr., Merope G.
    The Price by Lucillia reviews
    There was a reason the Hogwarts students knew nothing of the actual Hogwarts graduation ceremony, much as they knew nothing of the Sorting, despite the fact that just about every adult witch or wizard has gone though it. If they knew, nobody would turn up.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Evidence? by sprinter1988 reviews
    A small one-shot that follows on a scene from the film version of Half Blood Prince. It's another one of my "What Harry should have said" storylines. Enjoy.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Harry P.
    And, That's When by Lucillia reviews
    As they say, Loose Lips Sink Ships. What follows after however may loosen bowels.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Fugaku U. - Complete
    Rokudaime by Lucillia reviews
    The war is over, and seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
    Naruto the Ice warrior by rexpro7 reviews
    After being chased into a dead end six year old Naruto Uzumaki unlocks a powerful bloodline. Witness as he becomes one of Konoha's strongest ninja.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,137 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    An Experiment in Intoxication by Lucillia reviews
    A story about naruto getting drunk, while I got drunker and drunker. Warning: Do not tryi thhis at hom e unless you are of legal drinking age.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Secret Lovers by spyder-m reviews
    Because Uzumaki Naruto wasn't as clueless as his friends thought he was. NaruHina. Modern day AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,498 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Ally to Chaos by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Formerly known as Kyuubi's best friend is Chaos. When an alternate Kyuubi Naruto arrives in a parallel universe as the Bijuu of a female counterpart hilarity and Chaos soon follows. Naruto x Kushina. Female Naruto x ?.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Naruto U., Kushina U.] Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U.
    The Consequences of Drunken Experiments by Lucillia reviews
    Orochimaru creates something that never should have existed while under the influence... A series of unrelated oneshots.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y.
    My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
    My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
    Team Seven by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Inspired by Team 8. Though without all the character bashing, more character complaint, and AU in certain parts. What if Kakashi decided to be serious and train his three students, bringing out their true potential? Team Seven is transformed into a force to be recoken with as a result. Naruto x ?. Kakashix? Image done by Yryahuln.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Team Seven, Kakashi H.
    Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
    What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
    An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
    Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
    When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
    Growing Up Black by Elvendork Nigellus reviews
    What if Harry had been rescued from the Dursleys at age six and raised as the heir of the Noble and Most Ancient, etc.? This is the story of Aries Sirius Black. AU. Part I complete. Part II in progress.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 234,225 - Reviews: 4024 - Favs: 4,607 - Follows: 4,805 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
    First Try: Zabuza by Lucillia reviews
    The adventures of Momochi Zabuza House Husband, and his faithful assistant Haku. Drabbles and oneshots, not in any particular order.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku
    I, Potter by Ynyr reviews
    In the year 2980 a team of archeologists discovers a secret autobiography written by Harry Potter, the Great Seeker who brought peace and prosperity to the world. It paints a very different picture than the one found in the official history books.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,696 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Harry P.
    For DireSquirrel by Lucillia reviews
    I wrote this as a reward for DireSquirrel who found something I'd been looking for for me. The combined Shinobi army was defeated and Madara had implemented his Moon's Eye Plan. What the world became afterward however was completely unexpected...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Sakura H. - Complete
    As Good as Mine by Lucillia reviews
    What if there was a good reason for why Molly had steered her brood over to Harry at the King's Cross station and started treating Harry as if he were her own child without consulting him first, a good reason for why seeing Harry dead was a prospect she dreaded as much as the thought of seeing one of her own children dead?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/12/2013 - James P., Molly W. - Complete
    Almost a Female Lifestyle by Uwaah reviews
    Read as Naruto makes her way into the shinobi world with a stupid pink-haired banshee, a brooding emo like closet pervert, an open perverted sensei AND a stupid thinking idiotic fox.- FEMNARU- SasufemNaruKiba slight femNaruHina.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,257 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Naruko U., Team Seven
    Reload of ARSENAL by The Sage of Toads reviews
    ARSENAL, reworked, improved, and with numerous things added and removed. Shinji Ikari arrives at Nerv with a mission to save humanity from the Angels, Seele, Nerv, and itself. Strap in and put on your flak vests, because it's gonna be a bloodbath.
    Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,005 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Shinji I.
    Mysterious Case Of Amnesia by 1prominentgirl reviews
    Hinata awakes in a dark hospital, alone and confused. Only to later find out that she has no memories and that it was no accident or mistake that this has occurred. There may be a traitor among the leaf shinobi, and only Hinata's memory holds the key... it is now her mission to regain all memories she once had, for her own sake as well as the village's.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,817 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    The Best for the Job by MattWilson83 reviews
    Naruko is fed up of not being hokage, and she must do something, including facing down the current hokage, Tsunade. COntains yuri.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,884 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruko U., Tsunade S. - Complete
    10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
    10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
    Mending the Tears by Kyuubi16 reviews
    The mass abuse of Edo Tensei is causing an interruption in the life and death cycle. The Death and Time God decide to go back in the past and abuse some of the loop holes in otherworldly interference to prevent this. The result is three souls being resurrected. Comissioned to me on deviantart. NaruHinaSaku. Minato x Kushina x Mikoto. Image by Indrockz.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 128 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Hinata: A Distant, Fading Dream by Kagyuubi reviews
    Hinata has always loved Naruto. With the conclusion of the Fourth Shinobi World War, she thought she would have a chance to follow up on her revelation during the battle with Pain. However, one person still stood in her way - Naruto's first love, Haruno Sakura. Left heartbroken, Hinata sought solitude atop the Hokage Monument, trying to figure out where everything went wrong...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Nothing Stops Me Now by SilverFlameHaze reviews
    His first memory was getting stabbed by the orphanage, his second was getting maimed by the civilians, his third was being set on fire by the ninja. No matter how many times he was tortured, he would never complain. Through it all, he will not give up. Semi-strong and smart Naruto. NaruHina. Probably, Bloodline Naruto. M-rating just in case, blame Jiraiya!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 53,381 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Karin and the Other Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
    When Karin tries to call a certain someone out for using a certain family name shortly before the beginning of the first phase of the Chunin Exams, she gets a bit of a surprise, as we all know that he's the real thing.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,269 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Karin, Naruto U.
    Nights With You by Sakura987 reviews
    Short stories about the nights Koko and Jonah spent together. 18-year-old Jonah and 27-year-old Koko. Spoiler alert! Chap 4 updated!
    Jormungand/ヨルムンガンド - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Koko H., Jonah
    Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
    Naruto's Hawaiian Adventure by Kyuubi16 reviews
    When Naruto tries to begin a new life in Hawaii he finds himself running into familiar faces. How did he arrive there in the first place? What does he know about the experiments? Most importantly, will he woo a certain maiden? The image is by Ellava.
    Crossover - Naruto & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Naruto U., Nani P.
    Service Temporarily Unavailable by Arpad Hrunta reviews
    Arthur C. Clarke's third law states said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. I imagine it works the other way, too. An alternate look at Harry and Voldemort's final battle. One-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
    Re-Opening by Arpad Hrunta reviews
    With the help of his brothers, George begins to rebuild his life and his business after Fred's death.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2012 - George W., Percy W. - Complete
    Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
    Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
    Contract Declined by Luan Mao reviews
    The first offer is just a negotiating ploy
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
    Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto by Jason's Taylor reviews
    It's after the funeral for the 6th Hokage, Namikaze Uzumaki Naruto. After the funeral, the Konoha 11 and friends reminisce about the past...the trials Naruto went through after the 4th Shinobi War to become a Hokage. Exploring all themes (light/dark/comedy/romance/etc). Join these old, retired Shinobi by the campfire, there's quite a story to tell.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Bump On The Head by clamshell reviews
    Hinata wants to be strong. What if, before graduating from the academy, she somehow managed to do just that? All it took was a little bump on the head...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Escape from the Hokage's Hat by anothvortex reviews
    My attempt at Perfect Lionheart's MH challenge. After recapturing Sasuke, Naruto is forced out of Konoha. However, he takes along some unexpected allies for the ride! First submission, and counting! Now NarutoxHinata!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 371,546 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    The Will of Fire by ninja of epic proportions reviews
    The future was bleak, so very bleak. Everyone died in the Great Ninja War , including Naruto. With the Akatsuki and Sasuke victorious, the survivors, Hinata, Tsunade and Shizune are determined to save the village, at all costs. Sacrifices will be made; love will be lost, and as a result, Hinata is sent back in time, with new found confidence to start off strong. Time travel fic.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Truth Revealed by All Father Wednesday reviews
    A small incident pushes Hiruzen over his limit. What will change when he decides to tell Naruto the Truth. Rated M for language and violence
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Naruto Way of the Shining Hand by Veive reviews
    Uzumaki Naruto didn't receive the time and attention he needed to really shine until after the Chuunin Exam. Hyuuga Hinata was constantly put down and belittled. What would happen if they helped give each other the things they needed most?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,945 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    The Cult of Dionysus by Ynyr reviews
    The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,613 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
    First Try: Autumn Leaves by Lucillia reviews
    Team 5 Oneshot: In the early days when the team was starting to come together, Naruto finds a D-Rank he likes and Tetsuo finds a reason to teach other than making his wife happy.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Letter by bigdogneversleeps reviews
    AU World, where a letter hidden in a dusty box can change the lives of the many and the future of the shinobi world. Ino-centric
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,128 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
    Never Alone by Lucillia reviews
    If the Uchiha had but remembered the root of their power, they could have remained great.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sasuke U. - Complete
    Out of Kindness, Destruction by Lucillia reviews
    An act of kindness from the wrong person at the wrong time has the potential to cause a disaster of unprecedented proportions. Being a martyr was in Naruto's blood, all he really needed was a cause.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Naruto U. - Complete
    Filial Piety by Arpad Hrunta reviews
    Percy's thoughts during his estrangement from his father. One shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Percy W., Arthur W. - Complete
    Our Lives by Wacko12 reviews
    Just a little NaruHina moment. Depending on how many reviews I get this may change from a oneshot into more. Review
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,989 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    A Happy Birthday Fic! by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Just a short Naruto x Ino Oneshot fic. The image is done by Morning Light of Deviantart so go please check out the gallery. After returning from a month long mission Ino tracks down her boyfriend with a plan of having a nice, quiet romantic evening with him. YES I KNOW IT'S NOT NARUTO'S BIRTHDAY!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
    Haku Yuki: A Queen of Ice by Kyuubi16 reviews
    A look into Haku's thoughts, experiences, and other indepth moments of her life during my Unleashed Series. Featuring cameos or mentions of other Ice users from various media. Mizore Shirayuki x Naruto x Haku focus. By the way I have a twitter now. Kyuubi16 or look for TheKyuubi16. Follow me to know my update schedule and such.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Naruto U., Haku
    Cliche by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
    The End by Lucillia reviews
    Ten Years after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Naruto has one last task to complete.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto, Kushina U. - Complete
    Savior by KotovSyndrome reviews
    Everybody needs a savior, even the savior himself. Naruto/Harem
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 75,714 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Naruto U.
    My Nephew Harry 2: The Hogwarts Years by Lucillia reviews
    After spending a few years in the care of his Aunt Marge, it is now time for a Harry to go to Hogwarts.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 1,576 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Marge D., Harry P.
    Konoha's Blonde Duo by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Ino befriended Naruto at a young age. As a result, Naruto undergoes some early development which might lead him to his dreams and something more. Chiihiso of deviantart is to think for this lovely image. Find more and the unrated version of this fic on Yourfanfiction. By the way I have a twitter now. Kyuubi16 or look for TheKyuubi16. Follow me to know my update schedule and such.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 105 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
    How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
    A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
    The Shinobi Test: First Mission by lord of the land of fire reviews
    A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? - Team Seven's first mission in a harder and less forgiving world.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,193 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012
    Perfect nightmare: The story of a demon by SilverGold12 reviews
    When Naruto faith is shattered, his trust in the leaf village is left in shambles. After hearing Kakashi and Sasuke talk about leaving the village... Naruto hate begins to over take him and off of that... "A demon is born" Dark-Naruto tale. Enjoy.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Naruto U., Karin
    A Sweet Surprise by NarutoJournal reviews
    Naruto goes out for a late night snack to cheer himself up when he finds his favourite place closed. He decides to go to a bakery across the street, and finds a young kunoichi. Is it just the icing or is something else sweet? ;D Sorry I'm retarded. Haha. Rated T for now, M later. Will be rewritten first.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    The Shinobi Test: The Shikamaru Solution by lord of the land of fire reviews
    A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth? – There is often more than one way to solve a problem. How would Shikamaru have handled the issues of Wave? Arc 3.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
    I Swear to Merlin by BobbiMiller reviews
    Lucy Weasley has always been a shy girl. But when her friends and the population of Hogwarts start to figure out that she has a massive crush on the arrogant, yet popular Scorpius Malfoy, they start to ask a lot of questions. However, Lucy keeps swearing to Merlin that she's never, and will never, have a crush on the boy who's finally starting to notice her. -NextGen fanfic-
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,850 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lucy W., Scorpius M.
    Saturn by Arpad Hrunta reviews
    Twelve years after the Dark Lord's victory, Draco Malfoy finds his position eroding in the new Britain as trials of accused traitors begin. Rated M for implications more than anything explicit.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
    The Open Cage by Jonuts reviews
    Sent back in time, a mortally wounded Kyuubi has no choice but to merge with her younger self in a desperate bid to help Naruto and herself survive the coming storm. NaruxHinaxHaku. Rated for language, violence, mature themes.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,569 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
    A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
    Naruto: Tobikomu Kitsune by PureTheLion reviews
    The Yondaime was a Fuuinjutsu master, but he was only human. An unintended gap in the Shiki Fuuin left the village at risk, but… The Kyuubi isn't taking advantage of it? Kushina's alive? Alive!Kushina, Smart!Powerful!Naruto! Rated T for safety.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
    Easy In Theory by Lucillia reviews
    The concept is simple enough, and the materials are there, which begs the question of exactly why there are no firearms in the Elemental Nations.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
    Another Sad Statistic by Lucillia reviews
    Harry watched his friend's abusive marriage end in tragedy, powerless to stop it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
    Naruto Uzumaki: Eyes Of Red by DarkLinkBlade reviews
    What would happen if our favorite blond haired ninja left kahona and was trained by an akatsuki member before he joined akatsuki. Read and find out. This is my responce to shadowstar91's challange
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
    Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
    A Gift and a Curse by Codename-ShadowFox reviews
    Three small almost insignificant changes in time cause a huge difference twelve years later. M for everything that would fall under M rating, plus most likely lemons in the future.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,093 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Hinata H.]
    Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,361 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 1,221 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
    Heavy Sleeper by InTheMist032000 reviews
    Hinata has a peculiar way of sleeping, and a knack for sleeping through all kinds of things. Naruto is intrigued and makes it a game to see how far he can go before she wakes up. Two-shot, NaruHina, Rated M, More or less PWP
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,479 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Between Deception and Truth by Lord Archive reviews
    The Akatsuki has begun their hunt and Naruto has only started his training under Jiraiya. The means to protect Naruto goes beyond what any person has ever been asked to undertake before.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 95,199 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 4/22/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
    Gift of the Phoenix clan by Aosora 'Aoi-chan' Yuzuki reviews
    Naruto has another wish than to be Hokage. He wishes to be free, be able to feel the wind under him... And a phoenix hears his unspoken dream. "Do you wish to fly? To be free in the sky?" she asks, "Then I, Kasai of the Phoenix clan, shall give you wings". After that night Naruto grows wings and is adopted by the strongest clan in history, the Phoenix clan. NaruHina, Strong!Naruto
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Little Friendly Advice by Kyuubi16 reviews
    What if one of Naruto's academy teachers decides to help the blond better himself to achieve his dream of becoming Hokage. This story has actual Naruto with canon personality and no Harems either.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Family of Lies by Kyuubi16 reviews
    AU World peace. That's all the Yondaime wanted as a boy, but years later, he realized that to achieve such a dream, one needs an aggressive policy. His plans for the world are grand, but will they succeed? NaruHarem Adopted from He Who Fights Monsters.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,247 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
    This Crude Matter by Ynyr reviews
    A sequel to "The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig". After Emperor Palpatine orders his death, Harry Potter has no choice but to join the Rebel Alliance. ABANDONED
    Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,598 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ahsoka T., Harry P.
    The Instruments of Fate by Khain255 reviews
    If you were given the chance to change the Dark path of the Future...Would you take it?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Naruto U.
    The Gentle Fist of the Akatsuki by Khain255 reviews
    After three long years...her Vengeance was close...
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 223,611 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Corrupted by Lucillia reviews
    In the world of children where things are generally black and white, trying to get them to hold a double standard is often an impossible task.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Avoidance by Lucillia reviews
    While Naruto was dense, he shouldn't have been so oblivious as to not notice that an entire clan with at least a hundred members had suddenly vanished...
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tekka U., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
    Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 76 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
    Minato Namikaze A Jinchuriki's Tale by The Sage118000 reviews
    What if Minato Namikaze had never died? What if the Third Hokage arrived in time to save both Minato and Kushina from the Kyuubi? What if Naruto had grown up with a family and without the Kyuubi inside him? This story takes the point of view of Minato.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,799 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Minato N.
    Magic, Chakra, Prophecies, and Insanity by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Harry gets adopted by someone is one of the most overused plot lines. What if he's adopted by K with Naruto as a brother figure? Insanity, Chaos, Fun, Lemons, Deconstruction, Unleashed, and a whole ton of stuff.
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Harry P., Naruto U.
    A Series of Somewhat Unfortunate Events by Lucillia reviews
    The reason Dumbledore took a broom to the Ministry during Harry's first year rather than using the Floo or apparating.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
    Bringing a loved one home by debbie.grant.brawley19 reviews
    Hinata has run away and it's up to Naruto to find her and bring her home. Please read review and most of all enjoy. P.s This is the original i love it the way it is so didn't bother editing it.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Isn't it shrimp? by angel0wonder reviews
    Squiddie wants shrimp. Sanae is more than eager to provide. Rated M-ish to be safe, for stupid mix of smut and crack.
    Squid Girl/侵略!イカ娘 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sanae N., Ika Musume - Complete
    Knockers by Lucillia reviews
    Just one of the many ways in which Voldemort's resurrection ritual at the end of GOF could go wrong...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    Sand and Swirls by DarkSwordMage reviews
    Kushina barely survives the Kyuubi being ripped from her body, only to see the Leaf spit on her family and her son. Leaving the village Kushina travels to the Sand where she finds another child like hers another Jinchuriki Fem Gaara X Naruto pairing.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
    The Voyage of the Starship Hedwig by Ynyr reviews
    Just before her death Sybill Trelawney makes one last prophecy: to prevent a magical genocide Harry Potter must leave the Earth, and find a new home for his people around a distant star.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,181 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia reviews
    Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
    The Boys Who Lived by Lucillia reviews
    Shortly after defeating Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter is summoned by Lily Evans Dursley to a universe in which the son of Petunia Evans and Peter Pettigrew became the Boy-Who-Lived.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
    Candle in the Wind by Technomad reviews
    With all the others gone, the last veteran of Dumbledore's Army reflects on what it's like to be the very last survivor of them all.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Luna L. - Complete
    On Rags and Other Things by Lucillia reviews
    How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Sasuke and Shiro by Lucillia reviews
    Sasuke is forced to balance fatherhood with his duties as an Academy Student and later Ninja when an infant cousin also survives the massacre.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Sasuke U.
    Cave by Lucillia reviews
    What might have happened between Tom Riddle, Amy Benson, and Dennis Bishop in that cave by the sea all those years ago.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    Thirty Pieces of Silver by MSgt SilverDollar reviews
    NON-CANON One-Shot. Harry and Voldy are killed in the final battle and Harry's will is to be read. UPDATED: 10/28/13
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Cold Cases by Lucillia reviews
    The muggle police uncover a dark secret from the first war.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    First Try: Team 7 Divergence by Lucillia reviews
    If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiashi H.
    Sharingan Naruto by Lucillia reviews
    How Naruto could end up with the Sharingan without getting a transplant, Kyuubi induced upgrade, or different parents.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 71 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Polyjuice Cat by rpgaff2 reviews
    What if the polyjuice accident from second year was more complicated than it was in the book? What if Harry and Hermione both had cat hair? What if the change was permanent? Will be M later as per the challenge
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Akatsuki's Ascension by bananaonsteroids reviews
    Naruto and Hinata discover that Konoha has no place for them; therefore, with the help of a Nagato who did not give up on Jiraiya's ways, they leave with the purpose of becoming stronger and obtaining true peace. Good Akatsuki - AU - NaruHina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    We Didn't Cast the Fiendfyre by Ember Nickel reviews
    It was always burning since they started learning. And though the books are done, the magic goes on, and on, and on. Happy golden birthday, Harry!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
    Jinchuuriki of Naruto no Kyuubi: Namikaze Hinata by xxHinaAngelxx reviews
    What if the Kyuubi was Naruto? What if Hinata was it's Jinchuuriki and adopted by Minato Namikaze and Kushina Namikaze? What if the Third Hokage sealed the demon? What if...the Jinchuuriki and the Fox Demon fell in love? NaruxHina
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,853 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Nibi/Matatabi, Akatsuki
    Let's All Meet Up in The Year 2000 by GregTH. The Eleventh Espada reviews
    Side-story to my fic "The Abandon, The Reunion, The Family", Osugi's is in the Hospital as Saki is giving birth to Akira's child, painfully reminding him of his unrequited love for her. Song fic set to "Disco 2000" by Pulp, One-sided OsugixSaki
    Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Ohsugi - Complete
    Fire by Lucillia reviews
    Vernon can learn to be decent, all it takes is the death of the Boy-Who-Lived and several decades to see the consequences unfold. Vernon goes back to prevent 8 year-old Harry from dying in a fire that Petunia set intending to get the boy into trouble.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Vernon D., Harry P.
    Snape's Death by Ravenwood240 reviews
    Just a short bit about why Snape is the way he is. No ships or slash.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
    The Abandon, The Reunion, The Family by GregTH. The Eleventh Espada reviews
    With his duty done, Akira Takizawa erases him memories once again, but not before a night of passion with Saki, They would meet again only for him to leave once more, But what happens when he returns with all of memories intact? Threeshot, Lemon, COMPLETE
    Eden of The East/東のエデン - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Akira, Saki - Complete
    First Try: River Country Con by Lucillia reviews
    Team 5 oneshot: After losing the traveling funds on their first C rank, Team 5 is forced to recoup their losses in a most creative manner. The things Naruto is willing to go through for his teammates...
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Happily Married by J moon reviews
    Minna finally got tired of waiting and proposed outright to Mio. However, they are going to learn that walking down the aisle usually is only the beginning of the troubles. Latest Chapter up. Warning, some lime content in later chapters.
    Strike Witches - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Major/M. Sakamoto, Minna-D. W.
    Class Pairings by Lucillia reviews
    The reason why the Houses are paired the way they are in Potions.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Complete
    Home by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    The end of Naruto-My way.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Naruto: The God of Fuinjutsu by beast keeper 9 reviews
    What would've happened if Naruto was given a book of Fuinjutsu. Well the outcome is quite simple He becomes The God of Fuinjutsu. NaruXHina, Sasuke bashing, but not until sometime later in the story. Based on what Kushina said about the Uzumaki clan.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 175,706 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 163 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
    Things Gryffindor House Are No Longer Allowed ToDo by DoctorDan reviews
    Voldemort is not the top threat to the Wizarding World; Gryffindor House has him beat in spades! These little hellions are kept safely away from the rest of the population, with a mere seven years available to make them safe to unleash upon the world...
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/6/2011
    Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
    Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
    A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
    The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 1,824 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
    The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 139 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
    First Taste by Lucillia reviews
    Naruto's first trip to Ichiraku Ramen had not been with Iruka or the Third Hokage.
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Veritas Oracle by BajaB reviews
    A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,330 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
    Crumple Horned Plot Bunnies by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    Random Harry Potter ideas that I haven't found a place for yet. But maybe, you can. Enjoy!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,840 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P.
    Doppel A oneshot by twilliams1797 reviews
    "What's this about Jean or Jane?an explanation.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
    Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
    Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
    Task by Lucillia reviews
    It was a grim task, but Professor Sprout was determined to get it done.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/13/2010 - P. Sprout - Complete
    Date Night by Bullwinkle's Lady reviews
    Sasuke receives his toughest mission yet - finding a date. SasuHina.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Sasuke U., Hinata H.
    For Love of Hate by BajaB reviews
    Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    Nin Tech by Irritus185 reviews
    Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 134,778 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Naruto U., Tenten
    Harry Potter and the Distaff Side by Clell65619 reviews
    Voldemort knows the prophecy, when he is reborn following the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament he takes action to ensure that Harry is no longer a threat. AU. HPLL This story will be updated slowly so that I can finish my other stories.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,217 - Reviews: 1130 - Favs: 1,692 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Luna L.
    Seals : Cause of his Damnation and Salvation by crazyluffy reviews
    What if the Yondaime took steps to ensure the welfare of his son keeping in mind the consequences, if the villagers didn't honor his dying wish. Naruto x fem Haku.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 89,843 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,112 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Haku
    Off by Lucillia reviews
    While Harry never knew quite what, there had always been something a little off about him.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Complete
    Hagrid's Mistake, Teachers' Bet & Harry's Benefit by Healer Pomfrey reviews
    What if Harry did not find the entrance to platform nine and three quarters? Completely AU... A First of September drabble...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Boy Who died by opopanax reviews
    Oneshot. Addresses one of the major plotholes in the books: why does everyone know what Harry looks like if he's sent straight to live with his muggle relatives?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Harry P., Yaxley - Complete
    Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
    But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Flying Away by Lucillia reviews
    They went neither at the "Hand of the other", but together, hand in hand.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Potter and The Delivery Witch by Soulfirestory reviews
    Kiki VS Harry Potter in a quidditch match
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Kiki's Delivery Service - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Harry P.
    The Road to Hell by The Darkest Soul reviews
    A quick one-shot about the end of Akatsuki with a serprising twist and how far a father would go for his child. Charater-death. AkatsukiNaruto
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Naruto Namikaze: Jutsu Specialist by Lanoa111 reviews
    The Yondaime finds a different way to stop the Kyuubi and survives along with his wife Kushina. Naruto will be strong, but not a god. Bloodline Naruto. NarutoXFemHaku. Rated M for violence.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
    Let's Back Up by Juupitrie reviews
    "Naruto, do you even know what a 'backup spouse' is?" "Of course I do!" "Well, then, you're a jerk!" "Ok…wait, I lied. I don't get it, I guess…" NaruHina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Murderer by Lucillia reviews
    The story of a Murderer as told by four people.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Dudley D., Vernon D. - Complete
    Obliviated Marriage by Lucillia reviews
    Harry Potter inherits a vault belonging to a certain someone, and learns that his parents' marriage had not been quite what it seemed. However, it wasn't quite what Harry thought it was either.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    B for Boom by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    AU of the summer before DH. Ron and Luna investigate the possibility of using Muggle technology for the coming war with Voldemort-But how helpful could this "fertilizer bomb" thing really be? RL pairing, rated for language.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Ron W., Luna L.
    It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
    ...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
    A Sacrifice for Naruto by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Hinata makes a choice to help Naruto no matter the cost.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    The Flashing Dagger Technique by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Naruto masters a LETHAL jutsu and begins his climb into legend. Naruto X Sakura Yes,you read that right.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,652 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,319 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
    Alex and Amy by Lucillia reviews
    Funny that nobody stops to consider exactly what the werewolf cubs Hagrid had been caught raising under his bed during his school days were or what might have happened to them.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Rubeus H. - Complete
    Cupboard Follow Up by Janus Tenshin reviews
    A follow up to Rorschach Blot's Omake in Chapter 100 of "Odd Ideas." Rated for Lang & theme. No Pairing.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
    Favor of the Water Kage by vanpiric heart reviews
    Naruto gets turned down for training by Kakashi a certain red haired Kage decides to train him herself and the results are staggering. Kakashi, Council bashing. Powerful, Smart Naruto. Naruto/Mei ONLY, no harem, on hold writer's block.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
    A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3483 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Matter of Bad Timing by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Some times the great tragedy isn't that we fail to love, but that we wait too long.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
    The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
    Too Late by Lucillia reviews
    Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 241 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
    The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
    At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
    Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
    As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history....
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
    The Sentencing of Lucius Malfoy by Tentrees reviews
    This is My AU of what should have happened to Lucy at the end of the first Blood War. after the Crown looses all patience with the Wizarding world.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lucius M.
    Retribution by prone2dementia reviews
    ...One flew east, one flew west, one flew over the cuckoo’s nest... The Boy-Who-Lived-to-Murder-the-Dursleys takes on Hogwarts. Dear Old Dumbles has made a dire mistake. Sequel to Retaliate, can be read as standalone.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,512 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P.
    An Innocent Criminal by ArtisticAnimeMidget182 reviews
    What if the Cloud nin succeeded in kidnapping Hinata and escaping Konoha? What would've happened if the Akatsuki found them? And if Hinata was raised by the Akatsuki? Eventual NaruHina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
    What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
    Harry Potter and Merlin's Reaper by Clell65619 reviews
    Harry's world ends as everyone he loves is killed when the Death Eaters attack Bill and Fleur's wedding. Is there such a thing as a Second Chance? Various Ships. Dark world, Sexual situations, Slavery, Extremely AU. Very damaged people.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,835 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
    The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
    Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Luna's Girlfriend by Yarrow reviews
    How Luna got her girlfriend. A Lovecraftian Lovegood love story.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
    Rewriting the Tale by Lucillia reviews
    Sequel to A Small Tale from the Grand Epic Called History. This is the story where Thomas James Black - usually called Tom - with the help of Alastor Moody tries change the future for the better.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,801 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Alastor M.
    The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
    The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
    Luna in the Sky with Diamonds by Cannedtuna reviews
    What happens when Luna tries to cheer up Ollivander in the Malfoy's cellar?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Luna L., G. Ollivander - Complete
    Retaliate by prone2dementia reviews
    The last straw had been small, but it had resulted in the gruesome murder of the Dursley family by one Harry James Potter... Oneshot with sequel.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
    30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
    AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3042 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 1,439 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Chuck Norris facts for wizards by SuperSaiyanSandvich reviews
    Harry Potter based Chuck Norris facts. Feel free to make your own.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2009
    The Real Heir of Slytherin by Lucillia reviews
    Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
    Accio Brain! by KafkaExMachina reviews
    and other moments of sheer brilliance. A collection of drabbles, outtakes, and half-baked story ideas bouncing around my head. Rated M for manure.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,636 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Are you happy? by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Sasuke finally has everything he wanted. One shot.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
    How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
    What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
    Escape Artist by Lucillia reviews
    The name Harry was James' second choice. His first choice was the last name of another famous Harry. Sometimes it seems as if Harry Potter lives up to that name, even if he can't get himself out of a straightjacket without a wand.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
    Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
    Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 105 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
    The Kitsune and his Nymphomaniac by Kyuubi16 reviews
    Naruto wasn't sure why he spared Karin of Hawk. Though what happens next can only be contributed to a bored Kyuubi and a golden hearted Naruto. NarutoxKarin. Ultra Rare Pairing. Some slight changes have been made.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U., Karin - Complete
    Dumbles gets caught by Aealket reviews
    Don't you hate the fact that Dumbledore seems to get away with just about anything? Not this time. This is AU.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 78 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Albus D. - Complete
    Clothes Make the Wizard by Lucillia reviews
    The "ignorance" regarding muggle dress was mostly a sham. There was another reason that wizards, especially those from the older generations went out in such unusual attire when they were amongst muggles.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
    Five Finger Discounts by Lucillia reviews
    Like many tourists world-wide Wizards tend to take things they shouldn't. Unlike their Muggle counterparts however, the things they generally take are much larger and it's the job of many a frustrated Auror to see to it that the stolen items are returned.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Complete
    Minato and his Fox Children by King Hawke reviews
    Someone dissects a fox demon kit. Kyuubi & her clan attack Konoha. Yondaimeis about to seal all of them in the Rookie Nine. Before he can finish, Sarutobi sacrifices himself instead. Watch Minato, Kushina & Yoshino raise Naruto and his 8 new siblings.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,071 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009
    The Price by EroSlackerMicha reviews
    Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
    The blonde demons by ZaiFlare reviews
    Naruto is 19 two years ago he left the village with Nitsua New character to join the Akatsuki. Watch as he discover's what a family is. NaruXhina NitsuaXLana SasuXSsaku. It is Rated T for what might happen.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    From One Mom To Another by Gawdzilla reviews
    A little Mother's Day story that i just whipped out. Its Mother's Day in Konoha and Hinata, a soon to be mom, reflects on what it must have been like for her Mother-in-Law, Kushina when she was pregnant.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Hinata H., Kushina U. - Complete
    i really don't know what to call this by CreamCheeseAlchemist reviews
    it's a linguistic crackfic with a certain kidnapper. Part 1 with L, Part 2 with Light.
    Crossover - Death Note & Freakazoid - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
    The Way We Were by chem prof reviews
    Facing a milestone in their lives, Harry and Hermione look back at the choices they made, and the things they would change if they could go back and do it over. Then they receive a tempting offer. Fully canon compatible.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,947 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 146 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Deal with the Devil by Gawdzilla reviews
    On her death bed, Kushina makes a deal with the Kyuubi for her protect and raise her son. Kyuubi agrees and with the help of her younger brothers Kurama and Jaeger raise Naruto not only to be the strongest Ninja ever but to be the next Kyuubi no Kitsune!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
    Naruto: Rise of the Kitsune Emperor by Gawdzilla reviews
    The much anticipated sequel to the hit story Deal with the Devi! Naruto's become a Genin which begins his path to greatness. Join Naruto as his friends and family battle the evils of the Ninja world! Watch Naruto fulfill his destiny!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,728 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U.
    A New Life by Thrythlind reviews
    Nabiki wanders into an antique shop and buys a gift to make up for her part in destroying what may have been Ranma's only chance at a cure.
    Crossover - Ranma & Oh My Goddess! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,714 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 5/17/2002
    A Mother's Love: The Life of Kushina by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Prequel to A Mother's Love. Long before she ever met the man she would fall in love with she knew both the sweeteness of triumph and the bitterness of defeat. Kushina X Minato
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 111,063 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
    Continue on by ANBUShizuka reviews
    SPOILER Shizune is dead and Tsunade doesn't want to believe it. In an effort to figure it out, she happens upon her assistant's corpse...and is reminded of a promise. Yuri One-Shot
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Shizune, Tsunade S. - Complete
    Sunset Approaches by Sokanou reviews
    Spoilers up to Ch. 438 - The Akatsuki's mission is nearly complete. They have their prize in sight. The village is scrambled, in disarray. A small force of the remainder is assembled. Akatsuki must be stopped. They will be. Some NaruHina, ShikaTema
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    The Power Within by lavendereyes chan reviews
    Life has been peaceful for Naruto over the years. But the Akatsuki suddenly reappear and they have a new target, Naruto's unborn child.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
    A Meeting Between Heaven and Earth by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
    Pein's brutal razing of Konoha tests Naruto's mettle in ways he never expected or wanted. As a jinchuuriki, genin, summoner, sage, and aspiring Hokage, this is what is means to be Uzumaki Naruto with his village on the brink of annihilation.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Every Boy Should Have A Dog by Rhapsody Belle reviews
    James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/30/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
    The Substitute Omakes, Epilogues, and Alt Endings by BajaB reviews
    Bits that didn't make it into the final version of my story, The Substitute. Mostly alternate endings. You have to read The Substitute for any of this to make sense.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,757 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Complete
    Naruto's Ninja Handbook by Tropicalna reviews
    The shinobi have their rules…and Naruto has his. The difference? Well…pretty much everything. Slight Crack! Fic, Drabble-ish
    Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008
    Coping Mechanisms by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
    The difference between breaking down and having been broken beyond all repair is all in how you tilt your head and look at it. It's time to take a good long look at the truth that lies at the heart of Uzumaki Naruto. Mature themes. Naruto/Naruko, maybe?
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 179 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
    A Will of Black by Lady FoxFire reviews
    The never before Will for Sirius Black, escape prisoner, innocent man and lover of women.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
    The Substitute by BajaB reviews
    The magical contract made by the Goblet of Fire inadvertently sets underway events that change everything you thought you knew about the boy-who-lived. AU GOF, depressing and a bit dark.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,945 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    BOOT TO THE HEAD! by Ri-kun reviews
    Just a little parody some friends of mine and I made, based closely upon the now-infamous 'Boot to the Head' album by the Frantics. Hope you enjoy!
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Albus D., Sirius B. - Complete
    Tsunade, you said Yes! by ANBUShizuka reviews
    Sequel to Jiraiya, I Said NO! Tsunade and Jiraiya have two adorable grandkids. But how will they deal with all the little mishaps of childhood?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,591 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
    Can I Keep Her? by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    Oneshot. What if Jiraiya and Naruto were in Cloud country when Yugito was about to be nabbed by Akatsuki?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
    How to Say Open by Lucillia reviews
    During Fifth year, Harry finds Ron trying to open the Chamber of Secrets. This is a more plausible explanation as to how Ron was able to open the Chamber at the end of Deathly Hallows.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
    Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
    The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,378 - Follows: 217 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
    For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
    It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
    Molly's Mistakes by tumshie reviews
    Ginny Weasley disappeared in what should have been her second year at Hogwarts, ever wondered why? Totally A/U. A one-shot
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Molly W., Ginny W. - Complete
    The Twenty Mistakes of Uchiha Sasuke by CrazyGirlofManyNames reviews
    He made many mistakes in his lifetime and he knows he doesn't believe he deserves to be happy.
    Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
    Nettaiya by Juupitrie reviews
    Nettaiya means 'tropical night' in Japanese, and though there is nothing 'tropical' about sneaking into the Academy pool at the dead of the night to meet with your long time crush, you have to admit, it's border-line paradise.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
    The Cost of Dreams by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
    During their training trip together, Jiraiya takes upon himself to teach Uzumaki Naruto about all about women for his 15th birthday, whether he likes it or not. Slight x-over.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya - Complete
    Boom! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    Or, Bonding over Explosives is Fun! Naruten, ongoing series. Please R&R.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,134 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
    ANBU BRAT by Naruto-pwns-Kyuubi reviews
    On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 254,601 - Reviews: 2634 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,204 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Naruto U.
    Invitation to the Wedding by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Shikamaru and Temari are secretly engaged and the big day is coming. They are both eager to begin their new lives together but they are shinobi and nothing is certain. Will they see their wedding day? Not everyone will survive. Shi X Tem, Nar X Hin
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,568 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    10 things I really hate about you by ANBUShizuka reviews
    Tsunade is thinking about what she hates in Jiraiya. Jiraiya is doing the same about Tsunade. What happens when they write it down and give the reasons to each other? R&R!
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
    The Great and Terrible: The Emperor's War by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Sequel to, The Hokage Great and Terrible. Ten years after the destruction of Konoha Naruto leads the village of Minato through a time of chaos and division. He hopes for a new age of peace. But a new kind of war is coming. Naruto X Hinata
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,366 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
    A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
    Why Time Travel is a Bad idea by BajaB reviews
    Harry vs. Fate - The dreaded time-travel cliche as you have probably never seen it done before. Highly AU. Sorry for the inconvenience.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
    The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
    What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
    The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 3,089 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Death of a Nobody by BajaB reviews
    One person who died during the series can live, but one who lived must die. Veritaserum com February 2008 one-shot challenge Winner .
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
    Kitsune Visions by Presh Sauce reviews
    Hinata has her own demon and most save Naruto before it is too late
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
    Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
    Harry Potter destroys Magical England
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 150 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
    Kitsune Visions by Shadowsole reviews
    A eight tailed fox named Miraishiryoku is sealed into Hinata. Does the death of the Akatsuki members have anything to do with Mirai's sealing? DISCONTTINUED I HAVE GIVEN THE STORY TO PreciousAngel3710
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
    A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
    A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
    520 Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts by MuffinMartians reviews
    520 things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts. edit: There is now 521!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
    Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
    13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
    Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
    What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,494 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
    Invitation to the Chunin Exams by lord of the land of fire reviews
    Sequel to Invitation. Temari and Shikamaru are secretly engaged and each facing new challenges. The Chunin exams have begun and chaos reigns as ambitions and goals clash. Not everyone will survive. Shika X Temari, Naruto X Hinata
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 108,118 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
    One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 119 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Potter and Here There Be Dragons by Clell65619 reviews
    One Shot. What might have happened if at the first Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry'sFirebolt didn't show up?
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    Harry Potter and the Power He Has Not by Clell65619 reviews
    Complete AU 7th book, Dumbledore is gone, the Ministry and Hogwarts in disarray, Harry and his friends are the only hope, but then Harry's Magic is gone. Some times it really sucks to be Harry Potter. HPHG eventually.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 70,081 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
    For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 222 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
    Like Braille by Almost Anonymous reviews
    A secret list in the girls' bathrooms causes a lot of excitement in Hogwarts. Especially when a line of text appears under Harry's name. Response to a challenge.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Too Late by Almost Anonymous reviews
    Harry's realization of his deepest feelings comes too late. Warning for character deaths.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    On the Couch by Almost Anonymous reviews
    Harry's sleeping on the couch for making Hermione mad, but nothing's that simple with her.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    More Books and Cleverness by Almost Anonymous reviews
    What if J. K. Rowling's depiction of the Harry Potter world wasn't quite accurate?
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
    Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
    Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
    AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,481 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
    Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
    Invitation by lord of the land of fire reviews
    The sight of his tears led to an embrace, the embrace led to an invitation, and an invitation can lead anywhere. Shika X Tem. My first story, please enjoy.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,416 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
    Deathly Hallows Ficlets by loralee1 reviews
    Deathly Hallows spoilers, ficlets set during or after DH. Possibly AU
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
    Harry Potter and the Power of Polyjuice by stealacandy reviews
    Harry got some Polyjuice left. He puts it to good use. I started with a ‘new crazy way to bring the revolution’ and somehow ended with a multiship! Or harem!Harry fic. Transfiguration, metamorphing, animagi and of course, Polyjuice, this story wrote itsel
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,972 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 91 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P.
    Beyond the Scars by Aurora Vampiris reviews
    Post HBP. Harry Potter abandons his friends and flees in a desperate attempt to follow a training regime Dumbledore asked him to follow, prior to his death. But as Harry goes through the motions, he finds that the true enemy is not Voldemort, but himself.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,822 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    A Better Time by lord of the land of fire reviews
    What would it do to you if the person you loved was gone forever? For Hinata the answer is a dark one. Character Death. One shot. Hinata X Naruto, slight Neji X Tenten.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
    First Impressions by Taure reviews
    AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
    One Big Happy Weasley Family by Almost Anonymous reviews
    Molly Weasley gets her dream of a one big happy Weasley family... kind of. Warning: probably not what you think it is.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
    Fate of the Stone by BajaB reviews
    What really happened to the Philosopher's stone? A one hundred word drabble of a unique idea that wasn't big enough for a 'full' story. Could be canon!
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
    Slytherin and the New Ceiling by Lucillia reviews
    Salazar isn't usually in the mood to put up with Godric's idiot ideas, and today is no exception. He just wished that Godric had come up with it at some time other than dinner.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Salazar S., Godric G. - Complete
    Chocolate Frog History by Lucillia reviews
    On the backs of the cards given with Chocolate Frogs, there are pieces of the History of Magic that are far more interesting than anything Professor Binns teaches. Learn of the Light, Dark, Stupid, and Insane Wizards and Witches that make history great.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 7/31/2006
    150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
    Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
    Mud, Blood & the Sound of Guns by chase glasslace reviews
    A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
    Love at first sight by MotleyKrew reviews
    Just another Hermione Snape love story
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
    Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
    Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 154 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
    Pumpkin Pie with Chocolate by Almost Anonymous reviews
    Harry is presented with a choice of desserts.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Phoenix’s Choice by BajaB reviews
    Can Lucius Malfoy be redeemed? A choice has been offered to the unrepentant Death Eater, will he take it? Crime and punishment in the HP universe. Post Hogwarts, AU DH, oneshot, slightly dark.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Lucius M., Kingsley S. - Complete
    Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
    When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 215 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
    The Return by BajaB reviews
    Were Horcruxes the only step Voldemort took towards immortality? I doubt it. AU, No DH, Post Hogwarts action story with a twist or two. Slightly dark Character death.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
    The Price of Knowledge by BajaB reviews
    What price will one of the 'not so Golden Trio' pay to secretly learn the most difficult of spells? Post HBP introspective oneshot. Thanks to SlightlyFrumiousBandersnatch for the title.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
    Falling Stars by Lucillia reviews
    Everyone's heard of Dedalus Diggle's display of shooting stars in Kent. What most people don't know is why he did it.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Dedalus D. - Complete
    No Longer Allowed At Hogwarts: Sirius style by SinnerxXxAmongxXxThexXxSaints reviews
    A list of things Sirius is no longer allowed to do at Hogwarts, with a different ending...A oneshot
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
    Ball and Chain by Angry Hermione reviews
    After the devastating defeat during the Last Battle, Harry tries to make a life for himself in a self imposed exile from not just Britain, but from the Wizarding World as he tries to find a way to forgive himself for his greatest failure.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    Something Odd Going On by Almost Anonymous reviews
    OneShot. Ron notices Harry, Hermione, Neville, Ginny and some others behaving oddly and decides to find out what they're up to.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Ron W. - Complete
    The Stains On His Robes by Lucillia reviews
    A short explanation on how the Bloody Baron got those stains on his robes, in his point of view.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Bloody Baron - Complete
    Forgotten by BajaB reviews
    What is the dark secret of how Harry came to terms with Sirius's death in the two weeks between OotP and HBP? Cowritten with Snapelover of Veritaserum.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., OC - Complete
    Animagus UhOh by Jadedmagus reviews
    Harry has a new animagus form. Run girls of Hogwarts, Run.
    Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    A Halloween Visit by Angry Hermione reviews
    Hermione visits Harry to tell him of the discovery she made... twenty years too late. Gloomy OneShot, please R&R
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
    A Life Lived Too Long by BajaB reviews
    The greatest wizard of all time contemplates a very long life and all that it has entailed. Sad little oneshot with a twist of course. HBP compliant No DH , alludes to character death.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
    Vietnam by Rorschach's Blot reviews
    Oneshot Shaggy goes to the funeral of an old friend and reveals a bit of his past.
    Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 94 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Complete
    A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
    It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
    WunderWand by BajaB reviews
    Argus Filch receives mail that makes him more excited than a signed 'Permission to Whip Students' form: The Wunderwand, from the makers of Kwikspell. Oneshot set before the Goblet of Fire.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,004 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Argus F., George W. - Complete
    Death Eater by BajaB reviews
    Waiting for my turn to approach where the Dark Lord sat in his high backed, regal chair, I briefly wondered how different my life could have been if the Sorting Hat had got it right. Post HBP, AU, No DH.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Complete
    Dudders' Adventure by BajaB reviews
    Dudley Dursley never really hated Harry Potter, but he did want what was in his room... Dudley decides to investigate Harry's room, with unfortunate consequences. Short oneshot set after GoF.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Dudley D. - Complete
    Day of the Spoons by BajaB reviews
    Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
    Hard to Kill by fluffypuppykins reviews
    Harry is strangely reluctant to register his Animagus form…
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
    A Wartime Necessity by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
    Post HBP. Issue 2: Air war against the Dementors. Inside the USUK conflicts over wizard legal rights. And a cure for lycanthropy...
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/1/2005 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Future’s end by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Harry gets a chance to fix the past, but he's not going alone.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
    What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
    Broken Time by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Harry gains knowledge, but to chose the right path he must start over.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,273 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Alternate path The Philosopher's Stone by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    James and Lily got married and had Harry right? What if James wasn’t the father? It’s not Snape either.
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/18/2005 - Published: 1/3/2005 - Harry P.
    Plot bunnies must die! by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Must quiet plot bunnies, so here are a few ideas that are open to use.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2005 - Published: 12/25/2004
    Future Imperfect by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Harry is given the chance to change the past by reliving it. Takes place immedately after Fifth year. Au
    Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,243 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    Deal with a Devil by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Harry makes a deal to go back and fix what happened in fifth year. Fifth year and beyond. Au obviously
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,219 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/23/2005 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
    A New Path by Blood-Foxs-Revenge reviews
    Summary: Dumbledore left Harry Potter on the doorstep of his Aunt’s house, right? What if McGonagall had decided not to listen to him and took Harry with her? Au
    Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,503 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P.
    Everybody's Fool by believeindreamers reviews
    I was in a violent mood . . so I wrote this fic, where Harry is EVIL! And, of course, as Snape is another of my favorite people, he's playing the good guy and trying to get Harry back to normal.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,332 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
    Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
    When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
    Lost Innocence by Thrythlind reviews
    Based on Lord Archive's Loss of Innocence...Shampoo uses another love potion...and the results tear into the lives of Ranma and his companions. Completed. Sequels possible.
    Ranma - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 126,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/14/2002 - Published: 3/2/2001 - Complete
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