Ranma is red,
Akane is blue,
In Soviet Yusenkyo,
Spring is transformed by YOU!!
Sakura is red,
Hinata is blue.
In Soviet Konoha,
Prison is in YOU!!
Hazumu is Red,
Tomo is not blue,
In Soviet Kashimashi,
Spaceship is flattened by YOU!!
Philospher's stones are red,
Army uniforms are blue,
In Soviet Amestris,
Arm/Leg/Body/Soul looses YOU!!
Yes, I know, I ain't the OED / Merriam-Webster on two feet, but English is, after all, my THIRD language (My 2nd is German and my 1st is Russian)!
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What I hate in Naruto fanfics:
- Naruto getting punished for bringing back Sasuke: This is so illogical!! Naruto brought back the last wielder of one of the great doujutsu still under Konoha's control! He placed this invaluable resource back in their hand! Naruto should get a fucking promotion or, at least, a medal for such a heroic deed! He did make the village stronger! He apprehended a deserter!
- The council being too stupid to be true: Don't let them all scream for Naruto's head being taken off when he makes a fart in someone's general direction! The civilians probably will do that... Rarely out of ignorance, but the clan heads are all old enough to be in on the secret, so they shouldn't make his life too hard.
- The ANBU detail guarding Naruto is picking their noses, scratching their balls or reading Jiraiya's pr0n, but not guarding Naruto: This is bullshit, you think a guy known as the "God of shinobi" and "Professor" won't know, when they are shitting him?! More plausible would be, that the ANBU prevents any physical damage done to the boy (or else the stress could loosen or break the seal and then the village would be speed-roasted by a certain, very angry fox demon), but can't prevent the social isolation, which takes a toll on him, too.
- Sacrifice plot to a pairing: Yes, I know, that you want a certain someone to be Naruto's SO, but you godda do it smoothly, the relationship has to build up naturally or it looks to forced or even like simple PWP (pr0n without plot).
- Not using the "Shadow Clone Explosion": This jutsu is just too awesome not to use! Explosive clones! Why the fuck do they use them so rarely on the manga/animé!?
- Misuse of Japanese: If you don't have decent command of the Japanese language, DON'T FUCKING USE JAPANESE WORDS WITHOUT KNOWING HOW AND WHEN TO USE THEM YOU FUCKING WEEABOO PUNK ASSES!!!!!
- Bashing of Sakura's family: This has no basis in the canon AT ALL and sounds stupid!! A cool story element would be the following: Miss Haruno (née something, I don't know Japanese, so I can't think of cool fictional family names) was a fangirl of Minato Namikaze in her youth. When she understood, that Minato is truly in love with Kushina, she didn't start to resent either of them, but decided to move on... After hitting a few bars this day. After the 3rd bar and being thoroughly blitzed, she met her future husband, Mr. Haruno. They got to know each other. To make the placement of Ms. Haruno as a part of the civilian council plausible, Mr. Haruno should have a small business, that Ms. Haruno helped to expand (Cause she's a accountant and did take "business studies" at college. Her daughter got her smarts from her) enough to earn a council seat. Mr. Haruno would be in charge of the business and Ms. Haruno would be his representative in the council. She would be one of the few civilian council members, who tried to do justice to Naruto (e.g. making the Hokage acknowledge him as Namikaze, cause there are many other high-profile people in the village not going into hiding) because she did see in him the only thing that was left in this world from her first love. She would also ensure, that the people in her shops treated him fairly. She would also sometimes go behind the counter just to see Naruto... And sometimes cry, because he remembered her Minato so much. She would also ensure, that Sakura stopped her bad treatment of Naruto.
- Sakura bashing: Alright, in the canon, she often behaves like a punk ass towards Naruto, but I think, that she deserves a character development and some additional awesomeness (e.g. a kekkei genkai. It'd be cool to turn bashing into awesomeness, e.g. giving her the "banshee" kekkei genkai, which would give her vocal cords special abilities, e.g. when she'd channel chakra into her vocal cords and then scream, her voice could stun otherwise injure an opponent or would cast a sound-based genjustu, just like Tayuya. Another possible kekkei genkai would be that of the "second mind": A from of benevolent schizophrenia, which manifests in her special "Inner Sakura". With further mastery of this kekkei genkai, she'd be able to relinquish control of her body to the inner persona, when her main persona would be under attack or create a shadow clone under control of her second persona). It'd be also cool to have her use the Summoning Jutsu without contract (in the animé the user would be summoned to the animal they have an affinity for) and being summoned to the slugs. After a test she'd be granted the right to summon slugs. She'd be also the first summoner to successfully use the slug-senjutsu (AFAIK there ain't one in canon).
Ideas for Ranma :
- Through some kinda ... incident or long-term development the female of Ranma develops into a female inner persona (some kind of Inner Ranma, just like in Naruto, but not as a manifestation of the inner desires of a person like in the Naruto canon, but as a female second mind) and can be given control of the female or male form (e.g. when the male, original persona is under some kind of psychological or telepathic attack, like the battle between Ino and Sakura during the chunin exams, when Inner Sakura expelled Ino telepathic presence from Sakura).
How about a less stupid version of MariaHolic (without these stupid clichés about lesbians)? In this story, Kanako would be really lesbian and would have no physical reaction to being touched by boys, but a mild resentment against them due to being treated badly in her previous school (because of her being lesbian). She would go to the school to find her true love (in her former school she had a girlfriend, but they broke up in a really nasty way (involving cheating, revenge and some other shit). She meets Mariya and notices something not right with "her". She then catches "her" putting on "her" costume and that the "she" is in fact a "he". She runs away and is caught by him and blackmailed, like I canon. When everybody arrives, she summons a ass-ton of courage and starts a fight with Mariya, revealing him as a boy before the whole crowd... And that's the premise for the fanfic.
Harry Potter plot bunny: Dark Magic (not equal to) Evil Magic
Magic is (it's canon, AFAIK) is all about intent: just because a spell, potion or other magic object or being is classified as "Dark", it isn't necessary evil (except, of course, when a crime must be committed to perform this magic, e.g. murder to create a horcrux): you can use e.g. Fiendfyre or Sectumsempra to defend yourself against a group of Death Nibblers or you can use it to murder some poor sods. You can even use the unforgivable curses to interrogate or execute (or assassinate, the death eaters are, after all, a magic terrorist group with a racist agenda and terrorists DO get assassinated in the muggle world, as well) DE or similar. So why not let Harry or his homies use "Dark Magic" against Death Eaters? It's a battle for survival and in a battle for survival the gloves come always off.
THE NARUTO SURVEY! I have seen this so many times so I said what the hell! :)
I lifted this survey from babywolf-lover's profile page.
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Naruto, Naruko (Obviously this character is OC, since in canon, it is only a henge based by Naruto off himself), Fem!Haku, Sakura (NO BASHING, PERIOD, at least no excessive one, there are plenty good stories, where she start as a total bitch to get better), Hinata (AND SHE BECOMES... INDESTRUCTABLE!!!1 Yes, it is from this song.), Ino (The same, NO BASHING!!), Shika and some others
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
NaruHina (I'm not an enemy to NaruSaku or a harem-combination of noth either, pairing-wars are a waste of time and bandwith), ShikaTema (ShikaIno is fine, too), SasuSaku (Where he stops being emo and a terrorist, although there are stories, where she follows him)
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
The first one: No, thanks. The second one: If it's one of the few good ones... YEAH BABY!!
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Only digital... I saw this cool Orochimaru action figure in the store in the mall in the Central Bus Station in Jerusalem, but, back then, I didn't have enough money ;( ;( ;(
6.Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Nope, but I thought up some funny OC's I'd wished I were... E.g. a non-psycho Eplosixve Release user (NINJUTSU IS A BANG!!!) or a non-psycho Uchiha who wants to fully understand the biological basis behind the sharingan to unlock the Mangekyo sharingan without having to resort to murder.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
The first one, please, although I'm not really hostile to the second, either.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
The first one, please.
9. Which team is your favorite?
Team 7... Although there are plenty OC teams out there.
10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
This is a piece of shit! HE WAS MADE INTO PANCAKE BY THIS EFFING ROCK AND WAS NOT EVIL TO BEGIN WITH!!!
After the reveal:
Kishimoto, you son of Satan, why the fuck Obito?!
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
No theory anymore... He is his father alright!
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Deidara... Since ART IS A ... BANG!!!1
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
He is a fucking emo terrorist traitor... He may get bether, Kishimoto pulled some worse things out of his butthole.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
Good question, I dunno.
17. Sub or dub?
I'd take the sub, the dub is censored, I think.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Neither, I don't think she deserves all the shit she sometimes get, but she deserves some of it... I like fanfics, where she evolves from a fan girl and bitch into a mature and strong woman and becomes worthy of Sasuke's attention.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
ANNOYING AS HELL, but it is a ruse by him, anyway.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
No, nobody knows, including, as I suspect, Kishi-baka, he wants to keep some nice asspulls about him possible.
After the reveal:
Kishimoto, you son of the devil, why him?!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Awesome ninja, but a lil' fucked in the brain.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Haku and Naruto.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Naruko, evolving him/her from a henge disguise into a real character. And Haku, he's too girly to be a boy.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes... The good ones, but your mileage may... NO, it WILL vary... Like they say in my old country (Warning, bad translation:): "In color and taste, there are no comrades".
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
Yes... The rare well-written ones.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Yes and they think, that it is a load of shit... Well, like I said, not everyone likes the same stuff :(
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
Yes, that'd be at least worth trying.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
No, this is horseshit!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart?
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Now Randomness (another survey, now stolen from InuAya89's profile)
How did you discover Naruto? I don't remember.
Do you recommend Naruto to other people? Yeah, I guess.
Are you happy you discovered Naruto? Yeah, it's a nice series and spawned lotsa nice fanfic.
Are you obsessed with Naruto? Yeah, a lil.
Are you insanely obsessed with Naruto? Well, not to that point.
WHEN did you first discover Naruto? Coupla years ago.
Do you download Naruto manga? Yes.
Do you download Naruto anime? Yes.
Do you think you have the right to do that? Hmmmm... Not sure.
What do you say when people tell you it's wrong to download it? Nothing.
Where did you first download Naruto manga from? I think, it was from mangafox, I did write a simple download script.
Where did you first download Naruto anime from? Bakabt or seomwhere on the net.
Who is your favorite character? Hinata, Sakura, Shikamaru, Temari, Deidara (BECAUSE MY ART... IS AN EXPLOSION!!!), Minato, Kushina
Who is your least favorite character? Kabuto, Orochimaru, Tobi, Itachi (he did such a great fuck-up with Sasuke and he would have been better served to kill only the ones responsible for the coup and not the whole fucking clan!).
Which character do you think is most misunderstood? Not sure.
Which character is most under-rated? Sakura, Hinata, Tenten.
Which character has the worst past? Not sure.
What do you think of Ino and Sakura's rivalry? They should stop this nonsense already!
Does it anger you to see Sakura reject Lee? Not really, she just doesn't want him.
Do you even like Lee? Hehe, he is sooo funny and equally fucked up in the brain as Might Guy.
Do you hate Sasuke? Yes, a lil, for being a traitor and a terrorist.
Do you hate Yashamaru? Yes, she let became the boy a psycho and thus not only fucked up this little boy's head, but dealt also the village a great damage, since if he would be stable and sound, he'd be a damn good ninja (This is CANON, when Naruto beat some sense into him, he needed just a few years to become badass and popular enough to be Kazekage). The Kazekage is also guilty of this kinda foolishness, if Gaara would've been treated well by at least his family (and guardians), he also wouldn't grow up a psycho killer, but as a child and then a ninja with all his marbles still in the box.
Do you think all Gaara needs is just a hug and a good night's sleep? Yes, who knows, maybe he'd get some hugs from Matsuri?
Can anyone honestly say they hate Naruto? Yes, but I don't share their opinion.
Do you think Shikamaru deserved to become a chuunin? Yeah, he is so genius...
Do you think anyone else deserved to become a chuunin? Yes, Naruto, he on his way to Jounin and beyond!
Do you think Shino could've made chunin if he had the chance to fight? Probably.
Does Shino's bugs creep you out? Not sure, probably, but I'd try to controll myself.
What do you think of Kankurou's outfit? Most impractical for the desert!
What do you think of Sasuke's jumpsuit? Not bad.
Should Naruto ditch the orange jumpsuit? YES!!!!!11
Should Lee get a different haircut and outfit? YES, BAN BOWLCUTS IN KONOHA NOW!!!!!!11
Do you think Gaara is evil? No, he is not evil, but he is merely psychologically damaged by the shitty upbringing (and probably by the poor sealing and the resulting manipulation by Shukaku).
Do you think Orochimaru is a closet-pedophile? Well, there are convincing arguments in favor.
Why do you think Kakashi is late so much? Not sure, probably some fucked-up way to remember Obito?
Do you think Itachi's nails are pretty? No.
Do you think Haku had pretty nails? Yes.
Did you originally think Haku was a girl? Yes, Kishimoto and Haku, YOU ARE LIARS!!! :D :D :D
Did you originally think Yashamaru was a girl? Yes!
Which character is the best looking? Not sure...
Which character is the worst looking? Not sure...
What was your first impression of Lee? "What the fuck?!"
What was your first impression of Gai? "What the fuck?!"
Do you think Sakura is useless? No, she became fairly badass, she killed an S-class criminal in battle (Yes, she had help, but she wouldn't have survived 6 seconds without being badass)!
Which female kicks the most ass? Hmmm, Tsunade?
Who should become the 6th Hokage? Good question... Naruto, when he's ready for it?
What is your favorite pairing? NaruHina.
What is your least favorite pairing? Dunno, pairing-wars are a waste of time and bandwith.
What pairing makes the least amount of sense? Dunno.
What do you think about Naruto yaoi/yuri? The first one: No, thanks. The second one: The few well-written ones.
Do you read/write Naruto fanfiction? Read: yes, write: no.
Do you look at/draw Naruto fanart? Look at: yes, draw: no.
What is your favorite fanfiction genre for Naruto? When he gets badass, smart, less goofy, has some hidden legacy left from his father/mother/Uzumaki clan/Namikaze clan/Kazame clan (Yes, it is fascinating to read about the history of the franchise!), help form the fox, some cute pairing-stories (most of them are junk, but there are some good ones, too).
What do you think of all the 'Naruto gets stuck in sexy no jutsu' fics? This should only work under the assumption, that the sexy jutsu is different from the standard henge, e.g. in some stories henge is a genjutsu (not according to canon... I think), but the sexy jutsu developed by Naruto is an actual, physical transformation, sometimes made possible/influenceed/mutated by the Kyuubi. If I stumble upon a good one... Why not?
What do you think of all the Naruto Mary-Sue fics? Mostly junk, but there is potential.
Does it bother you that Gaara is so Ooc in most romance fics? When it's good written, it's not soooo bad.
Do you think Naruto is secretly depressed and/or suicidal? Not likely.
Do you think Naruto is secretly a genius and just hides it? Not likely.
Do you think Sasuke actually has warm fuzzy feelings for anyone? Not likely.
Do you think the 4th Hokage was Naruto's father? Yes, it's canon now.
Do you think Shikamaru and Chouji are more then just friends? Unlikely.
Do you WANT them to be more then just friends? Not really, I'd go more for the ShikaTema or ShikaIno pairing.
Is Neji obsessed with birds or what? Not likely.
Is Kakashi really that obsessed with looking underneath the underneath? It's not an obesession, it's a necessity for a ninja.
Does Sasuke secretly lust after Naruto? Not likely, but this makes nice material for amusing jokes.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting after one or more of his students? I don't think so.
Is Kakashi secretly lusting over Iruka? Not Likely.
Do you pair up characters fully aware that these are 12 year old kids? Now they're older and even then, in a society were 12 year olds are trained into deadly figthers, it's not such a big stretch.
Or do you make them older just so you won't have that on your conscience? Sometimes this is a good idea, e.g. if you wanna Naruto and Anko be together
Do you like A/U Naruto fics? Sure, why not.
Do you like OC's in Naruto fics? Authors should not overindulge, or it gets sooooo confusing!!!
Do you read NCS Naruto fics? NO NO NO NO VADE RETRO SATANAS!!!!!!!11
Do you read NCS Naruto fics but adamantly deny it? NO!!!!!!1
Do you read M-Preg Naruto fics? The few good ones.
What type of Naruto fanfics are the most annoying?. Bad writing and when people use the story to do a (poor) bashing of characters.
Do you mix your canon Naruto knowlege with your fanfic Naruto knowledge? Sometimes.
Do you get mad at people who like a pairing you hate? No, it'd be stupid to start fights over it.
If so, aren't you ashamed of yourself? No, since I don't do that.
Misc (this means you're almost done)
What's a good Naruto website? Dunno.
Another? Still dunno.
And one more? Still dunno!!
What's a good Naruto fanfiction? Look at my favorites!
And another? Look at my favorites!!
What's a good Naruto fanart? Tons...
And another? ...and tons on DA.
What do you think about Asuma? He's cool!
Wasn't he awesome when he saved Shikamaru that time? YEAH!!
He showed us his mad skillz didn't he? Yes.
Sasuke looked really cool when his curse seal first activated, right? Well, kinda freaky.
What do you think of Orochimaru's tongue? The ultimate tool for combat and cunnilingus!
Does it disturb you? Yea, a lil.
Does it haunt your dreams at night? No.
Do you think Orochimaru is a sexy beast? NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you think I'm insane for asking that? Not quite.
If you could be any Naruto character, who would you be? A character possessing the kekkei genkai of Explosive Release (ambition: Kill Deidara for dishonoring his clan by becoming an asshole terrorist traitor) or the sharingan (Ambition: rebuild the clan, bury the curse of hate and gain a complete understanding of the bio-chemical background of the sharingan to, e.g. find an artifical way to activate it or to gain the magekyo sharingan without having to resort to murder).
What jutsu would you want? Mass Explosive Clones!!! BOOM BABY BOOM I'M THE MIDNIGHT BOMBING NINJA WHO BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!111
Do you think if a girl used sexy no jutsu she would turn into a man? I think so, if she'd want to.
Say something random about Naruto or a random Naruto quote! MY ART ... IS AN EXPLOSION!!!! KABOOOOOOMM!!!!11
Did you enjoy this survey? Yes.
I lifted this survey from OhCher's profile
1.) Name your favorite anime series.
Code Geass, Chobits, DearS, Ika Musume, FMA (Both animé series), Planetes, To Aru Majutsu No Index, Akira, Howl's Mocing Castle, Ponyo, Laputa - Castle in the Sky (Yes, I know, anyone with even a little bit of knowledge of Spanish will laugh his ass with his title), Nausicaa of the valley of the wind, My Neighbor Totoro, 009-1, Armitage III, Azumanga Daioh, Cowboy Bebop, Cyber City Oedo 808, Kiki's Delivery Service, Porco Rosso, The Cat Returns, Future War 198x.
2.) Name your favorite anime movie.
3.) If you could live in an anime, which would it be?
4.) If you could change the ending of any anime, which would it be and how?
Code Geass: Lelouch would survive and be together with C.C.
DearS: Takeya'd take his childhood friend with him to the stars
FMA (2003): Ed'd cross over to the alchemy world and get together with Winry. Martel'd survive and be together with Al.
To Aru Majutsu No Index: Toma and Mikoto get together, Kuroko ends up with Misaka 10032.
Azumanga Daioh: Kaorin x Sakaki
Cowboy Bebop: Spike x Fay
Porco Rosso: Porco x Fio
The Cat Returns: Haru (Cat form) x Humbert von Gikkingen
Naruto: NaruHina or NaruSaku or both
5.) If you could be best friends with TWO anime characters, who would they be?
6.) Who do you think are the best couples?
7.) Have you cried from watching an anime? If so, what is the title of that anime?
Nope, but it was couple a time REALLY close.
8.) What is the most funniest anime ever to you?
9.) If you could have one power that you have seen a character have. Whose power would it be?
Either a Lelouch's Geass, alchemy from FMA, Level 5 shape-copying and -shifting abilities (To Aru Majutsu No Index).
10.) If you could Date/Marry any one anime character, who will it be?
Mari Illustrious Makinami.
My favorite pairingsNaruto x Hinata (Naruto)Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)Shikamaru x Temari (Naruto)Choji x Ino (Naruto)Gaara x Matsuri (Naruto)Konohamaru x Moegi (or Hanabi. Or both.) (Naruto)Jiraiya x Tsunade (Naruto)Ryooga x Ukyo (Ranma )Usopp x Kaya (One Piece)Ling x LanFan (Fullmetal Alchemist)Sosuke x Chidori (Full Metal Panic)Fuuka x Mr. Koiwai (Yotsuba&!)Al x Martel (2003 Fullmetal Alchemist animé)Roy x Hawkeye (Fullmetal Alchemist)Spike x Faye (Cowboy Bebop)Zoro x Nico Robin (One Piece)Samantha Carter x Jack O'Neill (Stargate)Daniel Jackson x Vala Mal Doran (Stargate)Anita x Junior (Read Or Die, 2003-2004 TV series)Roger Smith x R. Dorothy (The Big O)
official couplesEdward x Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist, manga & 2009 animé)Alphonse x May (Fullmetal Alchemist, manga & 2009 animé)Hashimaki x Ai (Planetes)Ranma x Akane (Ranma )
Best of fanon (I invented some of them, some I lifted from plot bunny collections or stories of others)Luna Makes Lovegood. A funny middle name, ain't it?Luna is a mad scientist, just like Hermione.Hermione the paper master (like Yomiko Readman and the Paper Sisters from Read or Die).Hermione the catgirl. Alternatively her animagus-form could be some kinda feline with the potential for partial transformations (cat ears and tail).Luna the seer.Neville, the inventor of plant-based artillery. Later, a muggleborn student acquittance of his co-developed Portal 2 with Cave Johnson and his "combustible lemons", which were directly inspired by Neville's inventions.Aberforth Dumbledore is a goat-fucker. JKR told it pretty much in an interview. Albus Dumbledore, too. Both Dumbledore's animagi-forms are goats. They never transform without telling each other, to avoid certain kind of incidents.Luna, the Dark Lady. Or Harry Potter, the Dark Lord with Luna and/or Hermione as his second and Ginny as Luna's concubine (I saw that in Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas).Electricity and magic do just fine, it's just a problem in Hogwarts. Either, because some of the security wards fuck with electrical devices accidentally, because of a previous headmaster with anti-muggle sentiment or because of Dumbles 'cause he's a M.O.B. (manipulative old bastard). Hermione and Harry, with the help of the Weasleys (Arthur did make a car flying, invisible and semi-sentient with magic!) and Sirius (flying motor-cycle), introduce electronic devices into Hogwarts in particular and in the WW in general, triggering a technological revolution. They then proceed to eliminate the Death Eaters with a mix of magic, muggle weapons and enchanted muggle weapons.Snape has a big cache of Lily's hair. He uses it to turn hookers via polyjuice into copies of Lily. Harry discovers it, is massively creeped out and after discovering Snape's role in the death of his parents, spikes Snape's batch of his mother's hair with some shit cooked up by, say, Hermione. Snape joins his mother in death.