Poll: In my fic 'Claymore: Eye of a Demon', should it be based in the Teresa timeline, or during Clare's Timeline? (Note the OC will not be pair with Clare in her timeline) Vote Now!
Author has written 52 stories for Dragonlance, Naruto, Gundam Seed, Bleach, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Gundam UC, Fallout, Pokémon, Claymore, Anime X-overs, Gundam 00, Sekirei, Gundam Build Fighters/ガンダムビルドファイターズ, Gundam Wing/AC, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Stargate: SG-1, X-Com, Star Wars, Code Geass, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Age, Dungeons and Dragons, Devil May Cry, Mass Effect, and Halo.
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I just need to get this off of my chest... BUT ARE SOME OF YOU ABSOLUTE F*CKING MORORNS!
Sorry, like I said, I need to get that off of my chest.
This is about numerous ''Insert Character Here' being abandoned by their parents, should they still be alive' fics around Fanfiction. Now some of the writers are actually good authors, but I have to ask, do you understand the mind of a parent.
Now I am not saying all parents are saints who would do no harm to a child, but c'mon, study the character you are writing for once.
For example, in the 'Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived' scenarios I have yet to find, not saying they don't exist, just haven't found them, one where Harry (Gender bent or not gender bent) isn't either abandoned or ignored by his parents.
To me this does not fit in with the characters of Lily and James Potter. They are people who care very much for their family, and would never raise one onto a pedestal above the other, no matter who or what they were.
It just pisses me off seeing characters who have such love for their child being degraded like that.
That's all I wanted to say on that matter...
I may be back with more.
*End Rant Corner*
Age: Still young
Fav. Anime's: Gundam Seed/Destiny, Naruto, Bleach
Fav. T.V. show's: NCIS(NOT LA), CSI(original only), the Simpsons, and Family Guy, Stargate(all), Fringe
Fav. Games: Fallout Series, Mass Effect Series, GTA, Halo, Persona Series, SW: Battlefront 2 and Force Unleased, Final Fantasy Series, Dragon Age Series and the most epic of all RPGs Legend of Dragoon
Most important thing to know about me: I am a follower of Rule 63
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Thanks goes out to the Deviant Art Artist Offworld Trooper for drawing the last two for me!
Drop a line if you have any idea's on what I could do for my stories, name's for the weapons or if you have an OC you want in on my story (Credit will go to you for any suggestions that I use)
Fourty- Nine laws of Anime: (Oddly enough, there are only forty-six...)
1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
6. Law of Temporal Variability
7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
11. Law of Inherent Combustability
12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
13. Law of Energetic Emission
14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
15. Law of Inexhaustability
16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
19. Law of Demonic Consistency
20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
26. Law of Feline Mutation
27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
29. Law of Melee Luminescence
30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
32. Law of Follicular Permanence
33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
34. Law of Probable Attire
35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
39. Law of Inverse Attraction
40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
41. Law of Xylolaceration
42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Quotes from Anime:
New Mobile Report Gundam Wing:
"There, I've pulled yours up as well. You could at least show a little gratitude. Hmm...? What's he doing? (Heero pops his broken leg back into place) Ugh... I can't take much more of this. He just goes and puts a broken bone back into place. Man, that just totally grosses me out thinking about it."
"I'm not so sure what to do. What would happen if OZ used the colonies as a shield again? Or should I be following your example?"
found this on gman391's Old School chapter 8 'lessons on life'
'Lesson one: The strength of an angry kunoichi is exponentially proportional to their position, and geometrically proportional to whatever pissed them off. Thus, if you grope a Genin girl, it makes her as strong as Jonin temporarily, a Jonin beyond Kage level for leering. And if you ever meet a female Kage and manage to piss her off? Just slit your throat...it'll hurt less.
Lesson two: Never ever ask, "What can go wrong?" on a similar note never say "At least it can't get any worse" or any other phrase that makes you Murphy's bitch.
Lesson three: Never attempt an escort mission while drunk. (Ask Jin why he's technically a monk if you're wondering why) Come to think of it, don't get drunk on missions.
Lesson four: Never get involved in a catfight. Make sure at some point to use a mud jutsu though.
Lesson five: In a relationship, the woman is always right if you want to be happy.
Lesson six: Never ever, piss off a genjutsu user who knows your sexual preference.
Lesson seven: It's always the quiet ones that you have to watch out for.
Lesson eight: Be polite, be professional, and have a plan in place to kill everyone you meet.
Lesson nine: Don't be emo, that's for the 'prodigies'.
Lesson ten: Keep your friends close. They're the only ones who will keep you from going over the edge.
Lesson eleven: By the same token, enemies come in two categories: 'dead', and 'soon to be dead'.
Lesson twelve: Whatever doesn't kill you better be dead afterwards.
"Holmes, Does your depravity know no bounds?"
"There is no spoon."-Bald kid to Neo 'Matrix'
"Sanity is highly over rated. On that note who is truely sane? We each hold a diferent definition of sanity, so in reality we all are insane"-Personal
"So, why is it we're going through the giants forest?"
Do you kow what happens to a giant when it's blasted with a firball?
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." HK-47
"They say the G.O.A.T never lies. According to this, you're slated to be the next vault ... Chaplain. God help us all." Mr. Brotch, Fallout 3 after the G.O.A.T Exam
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. - William Clayton
"I'm twelve years old, I've been walking through hell with you, Alan, Doc, Zoey, and a crap ton of other people, I've seen gruesome, gory acts of violence that video game makers can only DREAM about, and you want to tell me to watch my mouth? REALLY! Really Jamie?"- Maria, from Xorncon-0's Pray 4 Mercy
"I'm telling you this because you don't get it. You think you get it, which is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?" - Kakashi Hatake
"Swooping is bad."- Alistair, from Dragon Age: Origins
Warden: "Alistair, she's one Archdemon short of a blight."
Alistair: "Here, look at this. Do you know what it is?"
"I locked myself in a cage, once, when I was a child. For an entire day. Ahh, good times."- Alistair in Dragon Age: Origins
"Ah there it is, Werewolf City, kinda like flea heaven, isn't it?"- Alistair in Dragon Age: Origins
Fenris: Sour ale, vomit, and the smell of desperation.
Anders: I keep thinking I know you from somewhere...
Anders: Sometimes, I think you have the right idea
RULES YOU SHOULD LIVE BY
"Rule one: Don't hurt innocent people."
"Rule two: Don't get caught."
"Rule three: Plan A should always work.
"Rule four: If Plan A doesn't work, make it work."
"Rule five: If you can't beat it, blow it up."
"Rule six: Be curious and take everything apart."
"Rule seven: Make sure you can get everything you take apart back together."
"Rule eight: If you do get caught, blame someone else."
"Rule nine: Act innocent and make sure you have an alibi."
"Rule ten: Don't snitch. Unless someone is in mortal danger. Then you can snitch."
"Rule eleven: Always have duck tape. It fixes everything."
16 things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Give me the money that has been spent in war and I will clothe every man, woman, and child in an attire of which kings and queens will be proud. I will build a schoolhouse in every valley over the whole earth. I will crown every hillside with a place of worship consecrated to peace. Charles Sumner
"Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important." -Carl Reiner
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight, even though the ruler forbid it; if fighting will not result is victory, then you must not fight, even at the ruler's bidding." -Sun Tsu
"A man dies daily, only to be reborn in the morning, bigger, better and wiser." - Emmett Fox
"Give thanks for what you are now, and keep fighting for what you want to be tomorrow." -Fernanda Miramontes-Landeros
"Every man is born as many men, and dies as a single one" -Timothy McGee(NCIS S7E7)
If you have problems, your not using enough C4
What is sanity I often ask myself: Sanity is the absence of original thought I reply - self
PtR Chapter Nine Music Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlpBgWUDBhU&p=CDA523789F848F70&index=128
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat,Naru-chan and Kashi-kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, dracohalo117, Dragonknightryu
The Situation in Hell
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."