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Hi!!

I'm...well I'm not gonna tell you my full name, but you can call me Kess. I'm a homeschooling high school student in an awesome little city in So Cal. I'm not the kind of person you want to mess with. I live in the suburbs, yes, but I'm not afraid to get DIRTY. No, I'm not really a tomboy, I like make-up and nail polish and looking decent and all that crap, but I don't let it hinder me!! I'm addicted to animals, period; especially HORSES, and my kitty George (he's an awesome little dude, no matter how crazy it sounds).

I love my family and friends, they're pretty much what keep me from hearing voices in my head, and following shiny objects over cliffs. They make me laugh, pick up the pieces when I'm broken, and basically, they're the best. I absolutely enjoy meeting new people though!

When I have the chance, I love to watch pretty much anything on the Food Network; Law & Order (esp. Law & Order UK), or for that matter any criminal justice shows like that. Movies are awesome too. I love the Indiana Jones movies, the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Kate & Leopold, Serendipity, Men in Black, Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream house, almost all movies with Cary Grant, Audrey Hepburn, etc., Cars, Finding Nemo, Madagascar 1 & 2, Despicable Me, and most other Pixar movies. I live to read, write, horseback ride, and dance. (I do ballet, and I do dance/gymnastics on the back of a cantering horse...its called vaulting, and it's actually safer than riding.)

I hope you enjoy my writing, and please give me your honest opinion of my stories! Helpful criticism is welcomed :)

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Beautiful Stranger by NJNYTwiGals reviews
Newly divorced and single mom Bella decides it's time to let loose and have some fun at her friend's Halloween party. After an encounter with an alluring stranger, Bella's life turns upside down. AH-Cannon Couples. A one-shot turned multi-chapter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 308,255 - Reviews: 5067 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evermore Experience by deJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 1,733 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14752 - Favs: 7,397 - Follows: 7,021 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 914 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21713 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 5,813 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sins of the Father by bethaboo reviews
Bella Swan breaks free from her mother's influence and is desperate to prove her music blog speaks for her generation. Edward Cullen is an Irish punk rocker with a dark past. When they collide, nothing will ever be the same. AH Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 223,081 - Reviews: 2278 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 971 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Words with Friends by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 353,055 - Reviews: 19318 - Favs: 8,532 - Follows: 6,612 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1761 - Favs: 3,002 - Follows: 3,973 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Uninvited by luabunny reviews
Bella Swan has always spent her summer vacations with the Cullen family since her mother died, even though she despises their younger son, Edward. What happens when they're forced to live alone and their feelings start to get mixed up? AU, AH. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 107,247 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Comp Sem 101 by bornonhalloween reviews
What happens when a scholarship athlete and an English major from opposite coasts meet in a freshman writing seminar? Will they be drawn together or forced apart by their weekly discoveries of themselves and each other? All human college coeds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 224,256 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by bornonhalloween reviews
Freshly graduated from Cosmetology School, Bella takes a job in a health club beauty salon called Mystique. First days on the job can be so boring…until that perfect head of hair walks in! All drabble, All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 288 - Words: 66,099 - Reviews: 15370 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,249 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7410 - Favs: 10,256 - Follows: 5,759 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubble Gum & SpiderMan by CullensTwiMistress reviews
She's new to Forks and seriously lacks a brain filter. He's lived there his entire life and has never met anything like her. One night changes everything. Do opposites really attract, or are some things just never meant to be? AH; ExB; HS fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 54,853 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12869 - Favs: 7,701 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Contextually Speaking by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella spends her days surrounded by books and her nights immersed in them. Reading but not living. Imagining but not experiencing. One night changes everything. A story about wrong numbers and a stranger with all the right words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 3154 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 1,000 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Anti Social Behavioral Order by SoapyMayhem reviews
Hiatus - A group of juvenile delinquents are sentenced to spend their summer doing community service. When a freak lighting storm gives them super powers, they are forced to stick together, no matter how much they hate each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 55,285 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Edward, Bella
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 142,693 - Reviews: 9479 - Favs: 8,558 - Follows: 6,212 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3035 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3954 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,322 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4043 - Favs: 3,963 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7151 - Favs: 5,204 - Follows: 3,303 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lock Down by RedEnglishRose reviews
Edward Masen in the music room, Bella Swan in the library, Emmett McCarty in the gym, Jasper Whitlock in the history room, Alice Brandon in the art room and Rosalie Hale in the garage. Who knew being locked in school was fun? AH/AU, a bit OOC. ExB/JxA/RxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,887 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Complete
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6546 - Favs: 5,776 - Follows: 3,512 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emasculation of Edward Cullen by Forever-Liz reviews
Edward Cullen is a college freshmen. Forks High's Golden Boy now finds he's a little fish in a big pond & fodder for frat boy pranks. Embarrassing situations threaten to destroy his confidence until he meets an imperfect girl who shows him his true value.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,183 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
On the Double by MasenVixen reviews
It's Bella's first day on the job as a body double in the new Edward Masen film. First up? The sex scene...O/S for the Haiti Compilation. Rated M for lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,631 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,235 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
PS Love Always by kyla713 reviews
Penpals since the age of eight, one in Chicago, the other in Forks, they never anticipated finding their best friend. Will the friendship survive from miles apart when it's put to the test?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,858 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Edward, Bella
Acquiring a Taste For Life by white-lemons reviews
Bella works as an agent for The Chicago Collective and never let's anyone in her life. Edward is an ex Army Doc with a pretty face trying to find out her secrets...But will what he uncover condemn them both? Guns, love, lust, and lemons. R- M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,653 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14425 - Favs: 7,396 - Follows: 5,308 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,023 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen and Swan: Matchmakers by Ms. Jessica Cullen reviews
Bella Swan has a dirty little secret, Edward reads word porn like an addict. The two connect in a kinky, delicious way. Oh! Did I forget to mention that they like playing cupid? M for every type of perversion in the world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 166,445 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Conversations Over Coffee by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 3,262 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8824 - Favs: 5,539 - Follows: 3,848 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Liars In Love by white-lemons reviews
E&B strangers who lie to each other to spend an amazing sex filled week together, but their real lives are more connected than imaginable and not everyone likes that. E&B AH/AU. Story full TTS characters, love, lust, lemons, and laughs. Gets suspenseful.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 182,932 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Untitled Heart by araeo reviews
2-Shot for FGB in honor of LASMKE. "It's become habit, this visit, but I can't remember when I started needing it like air or water. I only know that since that day I found the first scrap tacked to the bench, I've been coming back to this place." AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,886 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4159 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 2,419 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
Silver Strand Nights by Jen733 reviews
Bella Swan is tired of her boring life and ready for a change. When former Navy SEAL Edward Cullen enters her life, everything will change, more than she ever expected. AH - B/E. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,464 - Reviews: 12171 - Favs: 5,713 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
That's What We Said by AwkwardYoga reviews
Two authors, one post-it note, no plans... Your guess is as good as ours. Rated M for language and...lemons? again, we have no clue where this is going, so...maybe?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,870 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,426 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Deadliest Catch by araeo reviews
Edward has a big project to do. Bella's been sentenced to community service. Add in some promiscuous parasites, dusty books, and maple doughnuts, and you get my entry for the AwkWard Contest. Rated M for language and adult content. AH/AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,273 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6003 - Favs: 8,834 - Follows: 5,228 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Stings by araeo reviews
Edward's having a bad day. Nothing is cooperating, not even the weather. When it has him wondering if anything else could go wrong, can he come away from the day from Hell with someone very, very right? Entry for the FML Contest. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5749 - Favs: 9,463 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5254 - Favs: 4,724 - Follows: 4,120 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Putting Lessons Christmas Style by bethaboo reviews
We catch up with Bella and Edward the winter after Putting Lessons as they attempt to pick out a Christmas tree. AH AU. Initially written for Smut Mondays 1000 word maximum .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Putting Lessons by bethaboo reviews
Edward and Bella, vacationing at the beach, have a little too much fun on the mini golf course. All Human AU. One Shot. Entry in the Dirty Talking Edward Contest and winner of 2nd Place.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,691 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shells reviews
Bella and Alice are finally free of their highschool restrictions, joined by roommate Rosalie, their adventures at the University of Santa Barbara will force them to open up, and open up to the idea of love. ExB, JxA, RxEm, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Bella, Edward