Author has written 6 stories for Teen Titans, Naruto, Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple, and Saiyuki.
Quick about me. I'm in high school; I am Polish/American. I like to stalk Fanfiction for: Naruto, LOTR, and Mushishi, in the languages of Spanish, Polish, or English. Most of my time is spent at The Endless Forest. I will answer all messages on here except clear flames ;) Currently working on a fanfic for Naruto, and for Mushishi on the side; though time is also taken by music, art, and hiking.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
('.') This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(")_(") into your profile to help him gain world domination!!
-95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, shadowphoenix101, Charlotte Wilkens, Angel Of Suicide, The Lightouse,Beastboyfangirl,Maria Rianki
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile
( ) ( )This is Pastoolio the
( o o )Terra hating bunny
( ) _ ( )If you hate Terra,
Copy this into your profile
If you LOVE tormenting your favorite character(s) in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.(haha, well, this is the only one that DOES apply).
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. xD
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (that weird? I'm fine cursing in writing/stories- just not out loud. Makes me embarassed).
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENAISSANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. (All ye knights of FF- let us draw swords-erm, pens- together!)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you're obsessed about a character you actually search everywhere to learn about him/or her copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Lol oh so true)
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that Orochimaru is what you get when Micheal Jackson and Lord Voldemort have unprotected sex, copy and paste this into your profile. *nodnod*
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gai, Rock Lee, Sai, Kiba, Deidara, Iruka
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? Hm. I'm like yaoi pairings as much as straight ones or more, so favourites have to be Sai/Naru, LeeSaku, KakaIru.
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? As long as it's well written. Any romance, straight or bendy, could be bad with the wrong story. (believe me, there is such a thing as shitty yaoi/hentai).
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? I want to- scratch that, I tried, but I can't get my hands on sewing materials to make those awesome costumes.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Wish I had some plushies to protect my room at night.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Not really. I'd be much happier helping my favourite pairings get together than trying to start any funny business of my own with any Naruto character.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina :)
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? >_> Neither.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? That should be easy! Team Gai! Who cannot be influenced by the prescence of the dual powers of youth! Tenten and Neji also provide some interesting and amusing scenes about how they deal with their hyperactive teammates.
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Nevermind, this question is invalid and not up with the times.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Er, he IS Naruto's father- the Naruto manga is definitely far enough to have told us that. When was this written?
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Kisame.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Used to be very strongly anti-sasuke, but now I don't care anymore about that guy.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Nope, I skipped the ones that didn't look interesting.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Only the more recent ones; the earlier ones I saw in anime.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? What, he doesn't? That's news to me.
17. Sub or dub? SUB! I like Naruto's voice in the dub, and Kakashi's and Sai's, but that's about it. The Japanese seiyuu's for Naruto are perfect, and do such a great job with their voicing.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Don't really like her... she's a bit useless. That fight with Sasori was just there to make her seem a little less useless. But she's alright... I guess... She lives to make Lee's world a happier place and to help all those wounded people get better. She doesn't live to fight or annoy Naruto.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Tobi= funny. Obito side= scary.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yeah. I was a little surprised, since I had given up on my previous theory, then found it to be correct.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Neither! He's not a sexy beast- he's Konoha's wild green beast!
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Gotta say Haku would be the most convincing, but for the actual crossdressing part I think Orochimaru would enjoy himself the most. Orochimaru on stage... cue belly dancing.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome! Might Gai in miniature, with a tragic inability to use anything other than taijutsu but such burning, youthful determination that he overcomes it and becomes so completely... awesome!
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Changing my mind on this one. Have not decided as of yet.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Well... I AM on fanfiction... and I AM answering questions about Naruto... not that hard to figure out, neh?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Hehe, yes :D
27. Do you like lemons? If they're well done, but 90% of the time they aren't. I support yaoi pairings, but I don't like reading yaoi lemons.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No; they'd scorn me for being an uncultured idiot.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? I started, but never got around to continuing ._.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Yep!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes!
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Drew it in school, but nobody recognized it. The few anime fans in my school keep their love for Naruto a secret, unfortunately.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Definitely- but here's the catch: For the better! Characters like Rock Lee inspire me to further my training and study more, to do homework to my fullest potential. *totally uncool*
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. Asofar, I haven't spent anything on Naruto except for time and effort.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Only to see what's so good about it o_o I mean, come on. I love mysteries and Kakashi's got winning recommendations.
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Wow, so many Naruto conspiracy theories that I've never heard of!
The harder you work, the more you strive- the more people will care about you.