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Joined 09-07-09, id: 2077115, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
Author has written 3 stories for Merlin.

Name: You really don't need that do you?

Age: Why does it matter?

Sex: Male

Hi all. Yes, it has been a long time since I was even on this site, over the last year or so I have had almost no time at all to write, hence no updates. At this point in time, I still have very little chance to update, but I have decided I will try my best to do so.

Despite this desire to update, currently, I am far more interested in some ideas for Harry Potter fics, of course I will still try and update the Merlin one. To note, in relation to Harry Potter I am a Harry/Hermione shipper and have been in respect to the books and films since I first started reading them, though I do read other pairings on occasion. If anyone is interested the link below takes you to a great youtube video with all the reasons to love HHr:

Finally, thank you to the people who have reviewed my fics, and thank you for all your support, I will try to get around to updating or posting as soon as time allows. For now though, best wishes.

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?

If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

If it wasn’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

If you hate someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away from them AND you have their shoes.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

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Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a desolate future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Entangled in his lies and unable to trust even his own fraying sanity, he struggles to stay ahead of his enemies. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 232,104 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 5,354 - Updated: 11/17/2016 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Hello, Sunshine by Miki-hime reviews
AU. By happenstance, Gwen comes across a job opportunity: be a nanny for Arthur Pendragon's son, Mordred. It would have been great if the child wasn't evil incarnate and if she wasn't falling for her sinfully attractive boss.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 154,475 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [Arthur, Gwen/Guinevere] [Merlin, Morgana]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32994 - Favs: 20,364 - Follows: 16,203 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 4312 - Favs: 9,590 - Follows: 9,981 - Updated: 1/3/2015 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Sitra Ahra by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
On the night of Halloween 1981, Harry Potter vanished for eight years, reappearing at a Muggle orphanage with no recollection of his past. The deck stacked heavily against him, Harry arrives at Hogwarts, his past the key to the present’s brewing storm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 363,743 - Reviews: 1014 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P.
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7193 - Favs: 10,914 - Follows: 7,468 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Unatoned by SeriousScribble reviews
Secrets of the war, a murder and a fatal attraction: After his victory over Voldemort, Harry became an Auror, and realised quickly that it wasn't at all like he had imagined. Disillusioned with the Ministry, he takes on a last case, but when he starts digging deeper, his life takes a sudden turn … AUish, Post-Hogwarts. HP/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,724 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Reasons for Treason by CoLdBlAdE reviews
What would happen if Merlin saved Morgana after poisoning her in The Fires of Idirsholas? What would they have to say to each other? And what might unfold from there?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 384,524 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2260 - Favs: 4,361 - Follows: 2,791 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
New Blood by JFalcon reviews
For three years the ninja of Konoha and their allies have fought a losing battle. When Konoha becomes so short handed that Shikamaru must train a Genin squad no one could have predicted the effect he and his team would have on the war. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 608,377 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Roads Lead Back by pandiesboxx reviews
Harry Potter always figured that once he had fulfilled his destiny he could finally have a happy, normal life. Unfortunately for him he fell in love with his best friend...and everything went straight to hell. Set 7 years after the final battle. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 532,358 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Free Will and Fate by Sara Winters reviews
Our lives are not our own. Fate is set, choice is meaningless and the mark of the chosen never truly fades. When Harry finds a way to change his destiny, will the result be better than the path already chosen for him? HP/HG Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 152,934 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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What Could Have Been reviews
One false word, one angry outburst, one mistake and now she knows, now she knows he has magic. What could have been had Merlin confessed when he confronted Morgana in the Camelot crypts.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Merlin, Morgana
Broken Promises reviews
She had loved him, trusted him with her heart. Then he'd betrayed her, betrayed her trust… betrayed her love. He'd broken his promise, just like he'd broken her. Now he'd pay.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
One Night reviews
They were together again. Just like they had been for the past three years. They met, they loved, and they lied. Stranded on opposing sides in a war that would consume the country. Rated for safety.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
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