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Joined 09-07-09, id: 2077233, Profile Updated: 12-15-09
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Ahhh... Hi.

Kind of new to fan fiction, and not so interested in a lot of them. But the few truly masterful gems out there inspired me to make an account. I always liked to write, so I figured I'd try my hand at a little fiction.

Currently attending post secondary school for Mechanical engeineering. I love playing football, soccer, rugby, and tennis, and PAINTBALLING SHOULD BE A SPORT, DAMNIT. Can't stand watching any of them though. I am extremely easily bored, and can't stand to be doing nothing for more than 5 minutes. Oddly enough, not much of a music fan except for a few pieces I listen to almost non stop. Tall, kind of skinny (working on changing that), I love programming (C, Java, Lua, and some Python), reading, writing, painting, drawing, sculpting, and of course them thar new fangled vidjya games (sorry, reading that made me cringe too).

Never really liked any sort of anime/manga; at least until I stumbled across NGE. The sheer depth and scope of emotion contained within is astonishing, and Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langley Sohryu will always have a place in my heart. Most of what I read is focused on NGE, and I so very much wish I could write like some of the more commendable authors (cough funvince JimmyWolk cough). NGE will always be the first, and the greatest.

If you haven't noticed, I'm fairly odd, but the world would be so much more boring without psychotic people, don't you think? Also, poor spelling pisses me off. There is no excuse, shame on all of you who can't seem to find any of the punctuation keys. You know who you are. SHAME! Err, back on topic... I am Canadian. I am a guy. If you don't like either of these, I'm not one for caring. I'm not particularly fond of guys either. I have a strange affinity for rain, and enjoy spending time outside on overcast days than on sunny ones.

So there you go. You want to know more, send me a message or something. I might respond. If I fail to update or respond, it's probably because I got bored or distracted and forgot. Sorry.

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Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2341 - Favs: 5,123 - Follows: 3,760 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15323 - Favs: 23,766 - Follows: 20,891 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36095 - Favs: 28,131 - Follows: 20,557 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 11585 - Favs: 17,143 - Follows: 11,530 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Ripples of Destiny by EliadS reviews
Sequel to the Point of Divergence. Naruto's secrets are out in the open. With Suna's fall and Konoha's survival the ninja world stands on the brink of war. Konoha must adapt to this new reality, while the other villages and their enemies lurk in waiting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,151 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Sunbeams by mangospoons reviews
Someday Hinata would know what it was like to run that hair through her fingers, liquid gold. Sunbeams - A continuation of Moonstruck. Drabbles of Naru/Hina Based on the DA 100 Themes
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 26,749 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Meet the Suzumiyas by JonBob0008 reviews
In order to avoid having to move away, Kyon is given the option of moving in with Haruhi. Knowing that this would mean meeting her parents, Kyon soon finds out that the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. KyonXHaruhi *Story Complete!*
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,384 - Reviews: 1565 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Point of Divergence by EliadS reviews
Sasuke died during the battle in the Land of the Waves and the Narutoverse is changed forever. But how radically will one divergence in fate effect the entire Shinobi world? Read and find out. AU, Slight NaruIno, Spoilers from the advanced mangaverse.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 374,259 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 2,040 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
No Longer Alone by Pureauthor reviews
/FE:TSS/ A young knight of Renais... A lonely girl from Grado... this is their story. /Franz x Amelia/
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 185,839 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Franz, Amelia - Complete
The Infinity of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
All seemed well for Kyon. He thought his problems with Haruhi were over. Unfortunately, a girl like her is never satisfied with normality, and when the timeline itself becomes at risk, Kyon becomes an unlikely savior in her latest case of melancholy...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
Company of Wolves by Mister Cynical reviews
In a world without the Third Impact, Shinij Ikari has grown into a new man. A man similiar to his mentor and father figure, Kaji Ryoji.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,975 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Shinji I.
Arpeggio by Little Donkey reviews
Sequel to Adagio. Most of the group are about to enter their last stage of high school, Mio and Ritsu are finally together, and Azusa's going to be the club leader for a year. Oh, and there's music. Of course.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,228 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Mio A., Ritsu T.
The Aging of Haruhi Suzumiya by WritersProse reviews
After thirteen long years alone, Haruhi and Kyon are reunited. Will friendship, or something far greater, blossom from this chance encounter?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,643 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
The Normalcy Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Haruhi Suzumiya and the word normal never fit well in a sentence, unless you change the definiton of the word. But just what the hell might happen if Haruhi ends being the one to conform? And how much worse can it get when it's all for Kyon's attention?
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,219 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Adagio by Little Donkey reviews
Sequel to Andante. Ritsu's quite perceptive when it comes to Mio, but she's still slow sometimes—maybe deliberately. MioxRitsu.
K-ON!/けいおん! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,855 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Mio A., Ritsu T. - Complete
Shinji vs the Cyborg Pirates of the Caribbean by Mister Cynical reviews
The B-stories, swimsuit edition!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Shinji I. - Complete
Reload by Case13 reviews
They've been there. They've done that. And they didn't even get a shirt to prove it. Reload - because sometimes things are just as they seem to be, and at times they are even more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 153,280 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 4,828 - Follows: 3,559 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When She Smiles by Fresh C reviews
Love hurts. But it's all worth it when she smiles.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Shinji I., Asuka L. S. - Complete
The Revelations Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
Takes place right after my last two stories. This time around, there's a new threat looming over Haruhi and her loyal SOS Brigade. And it may be the deadliest one yet, because it's a product of Suzumiya-san herself! Read and review!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 69,546 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Baby by Seductive Venus reviews
After an unexpected twist of events, the Host Club has a responsibility on their hands. How will they deal with a mother-to-be? Will it all work out for them in the end? -HaruhixTamaki, KyouyaxHaruhi-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,539 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Tamaki S., Haruhi F. - Complete
The Incapability Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
A direct sequel to "The Attraction Of Haruhi Suzumiya". It's only been a week since Haruhi and Kyon finally got much closer to each other. But unknown to both of them and the rest of the SOS Brigade, something catastrophic looms overhead. R & R!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,234 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
The Attraction Of Haruhi Suzumiya by Hejin57 reviews
There's only one girl who can change reality whenever she gets ticked off. And when that girl begins to fall in love with a certain someone, the cosmos themselves are at risk. Haruhi Suzumiya is still clueless of all of this, of course. R & R!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,780 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kyon, Haruhi S. - Complete
Trial by Leaves by ArcTheJedi reviews
Naruto is ready for the role of Hokage, but he has one grand challenge to overcome first. Now he must prove his conviction to his friends; along the way he may discover just as much about them …and himself. NaruHina, other pairings, T for my own paranoia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,623 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Angel Eyes by Mister Cynical reviews
Several years ago the Third Impact nearly wiped mankind from the face of the Earth. Misato Katsuragi thought it took Shinji Ikari away forever, but now he's back and he hasn't been idle for all these years.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,539 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Misato K., Shinji I. - Complete
Moonstruck by mangospoons reviews
The mission had started off normal enough, but now Hinata wasn't so sure. Let's just say waking up next to a person you'd just seen die, and who happened to be your life-long crush, in the future wasn't exactly a planned event. *Being Edited*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,713 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember by Seductive Venus reviews
Uchiha Sakura has to help her husband recover his memories after he got amnesia. It's hard when she has to be careful about the memories she has to reveal to him. Will her love for him prevail? -SasukexSakura-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,321 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinji vs Santa Claus by Mister Cynical reviews
Merry Christmas from the jerk. The B-stories, Christmas style!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
Shinji vs the Nazi Vampires in Space by Mister Cynical reviews
The B-stories ride again! You know the deal by now, folks. If the title makes you laugh, this one's probably for you.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Ich liebe dich by Tamekichi reviews
Kyon x Yuki. Kyon finds that Yuki is slowly getting more human feelings due to the emotion of love affecting her. He must find out what to do while putting up with SOS activities, such as a movie outing and a sleep over at Nagato's apartment.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,963 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Yuki N., Kyon - Complete
The 2nd try by JimmyWolk reviews
Sometimes, destiny offers people another chance. Sometimes just to undo small mistakes. Sometimes even to avert the end of the world. But sometimes, the price for another chance is higher than anyone could guess...
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 211,058 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Complete
Shinji vs the Zombie Terrorists by Mister Cynical reviews
This fic is the equivalent of a Sci-Fi Channel B-movie. That should tell you all you need to know.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Shinji I. - Complete
Life Goes On by funvince reviews
Third Impact was prevented. The world didn't end. It has been six months since NERV was disbanded. Months of therapy had prepared Shinji Ikari for a new life. He finally felt prepared to face the girl he couldn't forget. Rei Ayanami.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,891 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Shinji I., Rei A. - Complete
Detective Ikari 2: The Price of Blood by Mister Cynical reviews
Spades can't say that he wasn't warned about SEELE. Too bad SEELE can't say they were warned about Spades.
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,998 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
Mythos by Kraven Ergeist reviews
Kyon tries to help Yuki become more human, and gets more than he bargained for. Kyon x Yuki :: FINISHED! :: See author profile for lemon side story...
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,596 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/6/2007 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kyon, Yuki N. - Complete
Detective Ikari by Mister Cynical reviews
He never wanted to go back to Japan. Funny how fate has a habit of kicking you in the balls. Now he's back, if only temporarilly. Can Japan and NERV survive the return of Ikari?
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,483 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Complete
Threads reviews
Altering a single thread in Fate's tapestry can destroy a world, or save it. What if Hinata had followed Naruto to the Kage Summit? What if Sasuke was truly worthy of his ancestry? T - violence, language, adult themes - confirmed NaruHina ShikaTem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,500 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.