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Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

Hello everyone,

I havent writen much but l love transformers, Starscream being my favourite closely followed by Knockout and Soundwave! I also like Prowl, Ratchet, Megatron, Optimus Prime(of corse) and Rumble. Which means yes all my fanfics are based on transformers (G1), YAY Transformers. Thanks to everyone who has written a fanfic. They are realy hard to write and take alot of effort and time (especialy if you are a slow writer like myself) So keep up the good work! Hmmm, well I like anime, manga and COSPLAYING XD My uploading may be a little all over the place. Please feel free to point out any silly mistakes and constructive critisisim welcome! keep up the awesome writing everyone!

Favourite movie: Pans labrynth & Catwoman
Favourite tv show: Transformers XD
Favourite Manga: Princess Ai
Favourite book: Maximum ride


Quotes:

OPTIMUS PRIME ENJOYS CRUNCHY PENUT BUTTER (no really! I heard it on the radio)

M.A.S.H
Flagg:
Whats your clearance?
Henry Blake:
Oh I go through the door with about an inch to spare.
Flagg:
I mean security wise

Merlin
Arthur:
We must keep my father hidden.
Merlin:
Why don't we disguise him?
Arthur:
That might just work.
Merlin:
We could dress him as a woman.
Arthur:
That on the other hand...
Merlin:
We could dress him as a servant.
Arthur:
That's better.

Fanfic: insulting emails, prank calls and a bag full of muffins
Bumblebee:
Why dont you use the matrix Prime?
Optimus:
Bumblebee i'm not in the mood for that piece of crap film...it got confusing in the second one!
Bumblebee:
I was talking about the thing in your chest.
Optimus:
...why would I have that movie in my chest?

Frasier
Maid:
No doctor Crane, no misure Crane and no Crane with a cane.

Basil brush show
Mr Savage (sports coach):
David cannot play in the match today because he is alergic to grass *turns over page* no really he is.


97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other!

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you're older then 12 and still love cartoons, copy & paste this to your profile.

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

If you think gay/single sex marriages are totally wrong, but respect other's views, copy this and paste it in your profile.

I wondered why the basketball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.


Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Ok I HATE disclaimers because I keep on forgetting to write them in so here it is:
I do not own transformers/beast wars in any way shape or form, unfortunatly...

Thats all folks :D (read Fanfiction below)

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Unexpected emotions by Tennoda reviews
After recovering from his injuries, Scar returns to earth on a hunting trip and, surprise surprise, runs into Lex. Will there be love hanging in the air or skinned bodies?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 142,552 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 11/30/2019 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,865 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 7/29/2019 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
My Last Word Was Argh! by MadnessJones reviews
G1 Continuity: Megatron temporarily loses his memory, and the Decepticons try to help him remember who he is (except Starscream). What will they do when their amnesiac leader escapes? No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Wheeljack, Megatron, Starscream, Chip C. - Complete
Darkened Spark by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
Things are looking up for Bumblebee's team: they've gained new allies, captured dozens of convicts, and Sideswipe is slowly patching things up with his guardian. But all of that is threatened when an old foe is released and Knockout is forced to face the consequences of his past. Will the team be able to defeat this danger? Or will it consume them? Sequel to Hardened Sparks
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/18/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Sideswipe, Airachnid, Knock Out - Complete
Deviation by ScifiTrash reviews
Dying from hypothermia in the cold of the Antarctic, Lex is taken on board the hunters ship. Escaping certain death only to find herself in a savage struggle for survival, can she assimilate into this violent society without losing sight of what it means to be human? Rated M for adult content. Obviously I don't own Scar or Lex etc. Please review
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 192,228 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/11/2016 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Mein Leben by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
Sideswipe founds out what his nickname really means. Post "Hardened Sparks." One-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Sideswipe, Knock Out - Complete
Softened Spark by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
Post-Predacons Rising. Knockout may have changed sides, but slapping on a faction symbol doesn't change who you are. He's still a Decepticon at spark: manipulative, opportunistic, and selfish. So if he seems to be developing a connection to one of the new sparklings, rest assured it's just your imagination. Nothing can make this jaded mech go soft. Nothing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,859 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Sideswipe, Knock Out - Complete
Hardened Sparks by Sidekicks-anonymous reviews
An old friend shows up out of the blue to join Bumblebee's team. Bee's not complaining-he can use all the help he can get-but something doesn't feel right about the mech's explanation. That, combined with Sideswipe's reaction, raises Bumblebee's suspicions. What's the real reason Knockout came-and what does Sideswipe have to do with it? Rated for possible future fight scenes
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,297 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 5/13/2015 - Sideswipe, Knock Out - Complete
Truth Or Dare? Nah, Just Dare by IGNABAGON reviews
"...Wanna play dare..?" Knockout asked from his side of the room, where he was sitting on another rolling chair and half sprawled over a counter. "Dare?" Starscream looked over at Knockout curiously. "Yeah. Like Truth or dare, but just dare." Because truth was for Autobot sissies. In other words, KO and SS go on a dare rampage, but soon get what's coming to them. Small / at end
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/19/2015
Tangled Destiny by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,667 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
There's Bad Decisions and Worse Decisions, And Then There's This Bus by Rodimiss reviews
MtMtE college!human!AU. The cross-country trip that Rodimus has planned will be the spring break of a lifetime, if they can get back alive. Snapshots from a week on the road. T for language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,058 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Rodimus Prime, Drift, Ultra Magnus
Assumption by Besseria reviews
Knockout wakes up with a splitting processor ache and all he can remember was the party last night and the high grade. What he can't remember was why Starscream was in his berth that morning. The Seeker couldn't remember either, especially why he was in the medic's quarters. They start assuming the worse while trying to find out what happened last night. KnockoutxStarscream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Until It's Gone by SilverRayan reviews
You don't know what you have until its gone. Its a hard lesson to learn, and a painful one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream
Transformers: Decepticon's Break Time by DodgeStreaker reviews
The Decepticons are having a break from all their work but while lounging on the couch in their Rec. Room they suddenly take a nap, Starscream taking this as his advantage - Disclaimer: Transformers (c) Hasbro - Note: Takes place on Cybertron(Kaon of course), and this is what happens when you give Starscream a marker, and its aftermath!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Megatron, Shockwave, Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
The Left Leg by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. An unfortunate incident during a battle merges Wildrider and Air Raid with the wrong Gestalt. Will the Stunticons and the Aerialbots manage to adapt to their new teammates or will they tear them apart in the process? Life is one ironic slagger.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,489 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Wildrider, Air Raid
Badges by GreyLiliy reviews
Sometimes Drift doesn't feel like a real Autobot. (G1/IDW Comics, MTMTE)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Drift, Rodimus Prime - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
TFP: Random by Crazybird101 reviews
Title says all.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
TFP Megatron's Death by AgentSmudge reviews
(OLD AND FULL OF BAD WRITING) Megatron has called everyone to his HQ to tell them...he's going to die! One-Shot. Slag summary...I know. Short, but funny .
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Complete
Starscream and KnockoutRoaches by Darkgothqueen reviews
Knockout and Starscream are just lounging around when out of nowhere IT comes 0 O
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Knock Out, Starscream - Complete
Skyfire by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fire in the Sky AU After arriving on Earth thousands of vorns later, Starscream decided to find Skyfire and give his old partner's frame a true burial. Alone. The last thing he expected was to find a Spark still impossibly struggling for existence.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,241 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 40 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
I Missed You, Can't You Tell? by Molten-Ashes reviews
Starscream is happy to see his old friend finally back in the sky. Skyfire grudgingly accepts the company, though not for lack of trying to get away...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
What The Transformers Thought Of ROTF by Kibble Beast reviews
The G1 Transformers get together to watch and comment on the most epic movie of 2009. But just what will they think of- well, everything? Major spoilers, and rather insane. T for language and concepts beyond child comprehension. ;
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,116 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009
Screamer Cuddle Club by Chronsse reviews
After a long day of fighting Autobots, the Decepticons return to base weary and worn out. Skywarp suddenly decides he doesn't want to wait to get to his room. Screamers work as good as berths in a hallway. It isn't his fault if the rest of the base joins.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 52 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete
Starscream's the one and only by NovaBlastTF reviews
"Think that someone else would make a superior second in command then me huh? I'll show them!." Anyone would be better Starscream? He's gonna prove them wrong Autobot style. Edited by Fliara48
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Starscream - Complete
The Bad Fic by Segway reviews
the war continues with no peace in sight, but Starscream may have figured out a plan to stop it in its tracks.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,499 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Bumblebee, Starscream - Complete
The little Starscream that could by Inky Blackheart reviews
Megatron really shouldn't give Starscream ideas. This is a story of Starscream proving Megatron wrong. Based on lines from both g1 and TFA, and Blitzwing's personality is a mix as well. *Formerly Starscream's parade, bt inspiration hit like a train
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Starscream, Thundercracker - Complete
Till all are none by Taipan Kiryu reviews
G1. Megatron comes to the idea of turning his aerial elite into a combiner team. Will Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker, Ramjet, Dirge and Thrust be able to put aside their differences and merge into one single giant robot?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,549 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008
Treacherous Loyalty by The Starscream reviews
What if Megatron's motives for slaughter and hate were more personal then one could imagine? And what If Starscream's treachery was not so treacherous when the logic behind it is emotional?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,676 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Megatron, Starscream
Duct Tape Solves Everything by Ilssii-Koschei reviews
Silly little one-shot about how you might repair an exploded TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Found it! by VoiceofSociety reviews
Life with the Doctor is always...Interesting,to say the least. I've had this on my mind since episode 1!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/11/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Save Me by 9aza reviews
G1 AU. Three poems about the deaths of Skywarp, Thundercracker, and Starscream. This has nothing to do with the 1986 movie. Can possibly take place in the Broken-verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Pink Dalek by ighttior reviews
It's hard to take your archenemy quite seriously when it's painted a neon pink.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Unforgettable by Dragonfiz reviews
Lex and Scar -Jaque'Su Knau- meet during his rite of passage in the warriors' temple... Who will live?... Who will pass on?... and Who will remember?... Updating chaps 1 - 4. Chap 1 UpD.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 47,621 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009
Come on Star, Up! by NovaBlastTF reviews
“Come on little Star, up!”. “Skywarp I think he’s not ready yet”. “But TC the other sparklings”. “All sparklings are different Sky, let Starscream develop on his own”. A sparkling story.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Starscream, Skywarp - Complete
Swap by Usemychopsticks reviews
After an incident on the battlefield the Autobots and the Decepticons end up switching bodies with each other. Some are trying to find a way out of this mess. Others are planning to use this to their advantage...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/2/2010
Order of total Destruction by Segway reviews
Starscream faces many obstacles in the court room and Megatron tries to conquer Wallmart.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Starscream, Optimus Prime - Complete
When Decepticons are Bored by Starbee reviews
It all started with a sunny day, a bored Skywarp, and everything going downhill from there.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,268 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Skywarp
Twelve Pains of Decepticon Christmas by Calliope693 reviews
Christmas time, higher power, or Wheeljack’s fault? Whatever it is, when the whole D-con base starts to sing, Megatron is only happy that Xmas comes but once a year!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
That's Showbizz by The Bubblicious Genius reviews
A Compilation Of Randomness That Goes On In The Transformer Celebrity Highlight, Life, Backstage, And Off Camera. Read, Enjoy, And Review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,674 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Optimus Prime, Megatron
Bad Times and Good Times by Lily Vendrem reviews
Strung up and left for dead, Starscream is found by the Autobots. But as he recovers, his behavior isn't what they expected.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 30,239 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Ratchet, Starscream
Best Served Ice Cold by Katsuko1978 reviews
He never really had a choice, but he'd be damned before he let them get away with it. Semi-AU, Starscream/?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Claustrophobia by Shadow Wolf 359 reviews
A freak accident in a battle between the Autobots and Decepticons leaves Ratchet stuck deep within a collapsed cave with Starscream, and it's up to Ratchet to keep the Seeker calm enough that he doesn't panic and get them both killed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Starscream, Ratchet
Three Drunken Seekers by StarscreamRox's reviews
The Seekers have a little too much Energon to drink and start singing a little song about their leader, while he’s not there, of course.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/28/2009
Megatron vs the Internet by BBailey reviews
It looks like the Decepticons are having a little fun with the internet behind Megatron's back! don't forget to review!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Megatron - Complete
Plot Bunny report by autobotgirl12328 reviews
While writing a report for Prowl about what not to do, Sunstreaker gets some odd story plots and begins to doodle on his report. Oh how the Plot Bunnies work...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Sunstreaker - Complete
Things You'll Never Hear Transformers Say by eeyop1428 reviews
Just as the title says. What foolhardy, shocking, funny lines do the Transformers never say on air? Or ever, in fact? Look here and see! Rated T for some Cybertronian profanity/innuendo. Sparklings are warned.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008
Crash and Burn by vericus reviews
G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Prowl, Starscream - Complete
The Darkness Within by Balrog Roike reviews
Starscream never thought that he could be shocked by anything anymore. Then Skyfire joins the Decepticons and suddenly he has to face more than just a malicious leader and an old friend who once betrayed him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,664 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire - Complete
10 Reasons by Arctic Banana reviews
While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Best of Both Worlds by Syous99 reviews
Starscream switched bodies with Starscream. Now what will Starscream do to act and be Starscream? And vice versa? Armada and G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Starscream
Of Mechs and Men by MrJizg reviews
G1. In order to gain some leverage over the Autobots, the Decepticons kidnap Bumblebee. Unfortunately, it seems that the Autobots don't actually want the yellow twit back. They're more preoccupied trying to find ways to pay their massive electricity bill
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
The Decepticons' Day Off by MrJizg reviews
Megatron decides to treat his men to a much deserved sightseeing holiday in London. Oh dear... [Contains so much OOCness your head'll explode]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007
A Night With the Decepticons by iratepirate reviews
After Soundwave saves Skywarp during battle, the seeker, with the help of Starscream, Thundercracker and some energon 'homebrew', throw the stoic communications officer a little thankyou party. Rated T? Mild innuendo, and general drunkeness... Updated!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 9/30/2007
Cybertron War Acadmey Never Ends! by Sabertooths lil Kitten reviews
StarScream, ThunderCracker, and Skywarp got bored an decided to do their group redition of the song HighSchool never Ends! Has a lil mature language from the song itself so this fiction is rated M!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Complete
Step Up by Cinderburster reviews
Starscream gets an impromptu dance lesson. G1
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Complete
Friends no longer with me by Dragoness Eclectic reviews
G1 Skyfire reflects on the friends he's lost to the war... and has an unexpected, uninvited 'guest'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Peace is Hell by navigatorsghost reviews
Peace, love and Decepticon fluff... oh dear. Deliberate SNADfic, written for a challenge. [WARNING for MgSS slash, large amounts of OOC and general Wrongness.]
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,795 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
The Starscream Cheer by Galvatron reviews
Starscream "brings it on".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Starscream
The Wacky Adventures of Ratchet and Megatron! by Metal Gear Prime reviews
Sweet Primus, I've updated! In this chapter, the Transformers face a crossover the likes of which no sane individual could ever have envisoned...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,746 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 3/14/2002
The Curse by Metal Gear Prime reviews
With Prime now outside his front door, what will Starscream do to survive? STORY NOW COMPLETE!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2002 - Published: 12/16/2001 - Complete
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High School Never Ends reviews
The Autobots and Dicepticons are sent back to school! what could possibly go wrong? just remember you wanted to know... Colaboration between myself and Bubblacious Genius
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 12/15/2009
50 things NOT to do reviews
A list of 50 things sunstreaker and sideswipe are not allowed to do in and out of the base
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Sunstreaker, Sideswipe - Complete
Pay your Tab! reviews
Megatron and Starscream are at home on friday night, the one night that everyone looks forward to and goes out. so what do they do? find out... Also there are mention of characters from diffrent TV shows, but not enough to be considered a crossover XD
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
The Seeker Princess reviews
Story time with Thundercracker; Explains why Galvatron is insane. please read and review! (G1/AU yes Thundercracker is alive!)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Search reviews
Starscreams' life was based around his position as second in command but now that means nothing. A sudden revelation.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Starscream - Complete
Skywarps play reviews
when megatron gets bored he lets skywarp do one thing, anything with full permission. well mabey he will know better next time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Skywarp - Complete
The secrets we keep reviews
A short story about Soundwave and what happens when he discovers mysterious behavour by Starscream and his trine mates.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Soundwave, Starscream - Complete