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I once read somewhere that "We have no destiny only those swallowed up by ignorance and fear whom take false steps, shall plunge us into the muddy waters that is named 'destiny'."

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FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

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Receiver of Many by Kata Chthonia reviews
The story of Hades and Persephone... "Who are you?" "This is your dream, remember? Tell me who I am..." he said, absently coiling a tendril of her long hair around a finger. She narrowed her eyes at him. "If this is my dream, oneiroi, then answer my question. Who are you?" The voice of a natural ruler, he thought. He leaned down and whispered in her ear. "I am your lord husband."
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,279 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Hades, Persephone] - Complete
I See What You've Made Me by LowlifeTheory reviews
Lydia Martin is trapped in a world where women are second class citizens. She dreams of a different place, of freedom to unleash the potential she knows she has but she's bound to societies rules, until her father announces that she is to be married. Her husband is not what she expected. At all.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,009 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Derek H., Lydia M.
Slow Burn by givemesomevamp reviews
Even unconditional love has its limits. AU/Breaking Dawn/ OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,103 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Proposition by wintersoldiers reviews
Single, jobless, and desperate for cash, Rose Duchannes agrees to be Eric Northman's personal feeder after the outbreak of Hep V. She has no idea what she's getting herself into. Eric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,562 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Eric N., OC]
Becoming Sakura by pointgrey reviews
This is my version of Naruto. Sakura is not a Sauske fan girl. And, she actually becomes a strong female character. Friendships form over time and feelings start to develop. But who will Sakura end up with in the end? Will it be Naruto, Sasuke, or another man that wins her heart? Non-mass. Future lemons and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
Of The Gods by Xtyne reviews
She had been banished at birth, doomed to roam an eternity alone by a single envious God. It was only a matter of time until the daughter of Love and War, Beauty and Destruction, found Death himself.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,832 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Eric N., Godric, OC
Live Before You Die by kari10 reviews
Bella has an older sister and after the events of new moon. Alexandria Aria Swan musical sensation is back in town to knock some sense into her sister. Will bella change her mind? Also it seems Bella is not the only swan involve with vampires... damon/oc
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,809 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Damon S., OC
I Want You To Want Me by The Perisher reviews
'Mr Popular' Edward Cullen, and 'The Freak' Isabella Swan, just got dumped by their first loves. Now they must work together to make their ex's realize what their missing out on. Pretending to fall in love, will they truly develop feelings for each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 285,430 - Reviews: 4576 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Originals by MsSkylerBlack reviews
Bella is still heartbroken over Edward when Charlie gets offered a job in Mystic Falls. Can a new place and a type of vampire Bella never exsisted finally heal her heart?
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 59,866 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Bella, Damon S.
No Matter What by Fairy87 reviews
The past always comes back to haunt you, whether you are human or vampire. But for one certain Vampire, his haunted past is the only thing he carries with him, the past that contains his reason for living. Eric/OFC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 90,311 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Eric N.
Let Your Fingers Do the Talking by busymommy reviews
A humdrum day at the office is spiced up with a series of sexy texts from a mysterious stranger. Or is it a stranger? Entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper Contest. NOW CONTINUED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,800 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Jasper, Bella
This Courage In Your Eyes by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Isabella Swan loses both parents in a terrible accident. When she meets a soul more damaged than she is, they go into self-destruct. They need help - but will they let people give it, before two more lives are claimed...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,905 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bars and Wars by trampvamp reviews
Bella gets one heck of a surprise one night when an unexpected visitor returns to her life.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,943 - Reviews: 1473 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Case of You by Mrs.Monster reviews
A road trip, a stolen car, a grumpy human-drinking vampire, a disposable camera and a very unique map. Bella's determined to have fun, and Peter's along for the ride. Complete! Look for future outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
RED by Sherbet Mayhem reviews
In a time where political decisions devastatingly affect the shape of their world, how will Sakura, Kakashi, Naruto and Sasuke endure the uncontrollable hardships thrust upon them? Discover RED; a dramatic exploration of history repeated. Wear a mask to hide yourself; let your past follow you like the shadow of your future; and cover your eyes. They determine the value of your life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 153,847 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hurt but not broken by Vampire-Addict-22 reviews
Edward get too much for Bella to deal with. She finally ends things with him and he doesn't take it too well. She leaves with Alice and Jasper. After a accident, Bella is found by a strange Vampire with beautiful red eyes. Rated M. lemons. please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 110,289 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Bella, Peter
Dark Imprint by peters.kitten reviews
What happens when fate gets one wrong? Will he be her salvation, or is she doomed to spend eternity bound to another? Eventual Bella/Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,098 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Bella, Peter
Runaway by Xokiihs reviews
She was running away from her fate and just happened to fall in Bon Temps. She didn't know who she was, or how she got there. What she did know was that she wanted a certain vampire Viking more than anything she ever wanted in her whole life. Eric/OC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Eric N.
Amplify by Marsh of Sleep reviews
Between the two of them is a link. He wants to start a fight with her, though he can't tell if it's to attempt to dissolve their resonating side-effect or because he may or may not have PMS.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 136,152 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 727 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Two Steps From Hell by thesinandthesinner reviews
The Order of the Phoenix: A world class assortment of eccentric, strange, humorous and some would say, idiotic characters.They'd have to survive their Seventh Year first and falling in love before bringing the biggest egomaniac on the planet down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 186,163 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Sirius B., OC
Triptych by Paint Me Violent reviews
A remarkably true story about a woman who only existed in dreams.
Crossover - Twilight & Inception - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,332 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Bella, Eames
The Debt by HelainaBlake reviews
A woman comes to Eric's door with a child, demanding that an old debt be repayed. But how will this child turn out after being raised by Eric Northman? And why does everyone find her so intoxicating? Rated M for a reason...
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,482 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Eric N., Godric
The Lost Child by Carlypso reviews
Godric regrets many things, but the thing he regrets the most is the way he treated his second child. Luckily he gets a second chance. GodricXOC
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,900 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Godric, Eric N.
A Watcher's Wardrobe Guide by reluctantreader reviews
If eyes are the gateway to the soul, then clothes are the windows to emotion. Jasper's watched Bella long enough to know how she feels simply by the outfit she wears for the day. Will he finally put his theories to the test? AU/AH/rated for language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,305 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jasper, Bella
My Dying Wish by peters.kitten reviews
Listening to Jasper tease Edward about 'finally having a female on top of him' and hearing Edward's hissed reply from underneath my bed was more than I could take. "I've heard of monsters under the bed, but this is just ridiculous." AU, Bella x Peter
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,728 - Reviews: 2336 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Hufflepuff Bash by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
Don't underestimate Hufflepuff's. Have you ever been to one of their Parties? They're wild !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Luna L., Blaise Z.
Goddess of War by Bripearl reviews
Bella and Jasper are twins living during the Civil War. Jasper leaves Bella behind with Peter while he goes to fight. He is changed but refuses to follow Maria. That is until Bella is invited into the mix. Includes Maria and the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Peter, Bella
Goodbyes and New Beginnings by Alec1116 reviews
This story takes place after Godric dies in S2 E9. What will Eric do with the "gift" Godric has left him? What will Godric's "gift" do? Both must coupe with Godric's death and hopefully find comfort in each other. *Rated M for scenes later of Eric/OC and flashbacks of Godric/OC & of mention/actions of death and suicide. I hope you enjoy and please R&R. No slash here, sorry
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Eric N., Godric
Right to Belong by Little Falcon reviews
MakaSoul... If everything else is supposed to be as it is... then why does she find herself asking where does she truly belong? WARNING THIS IS RATED M FOR A REASON
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,592 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Meet the Ancients by SBMntReader reviews
Erik meets a 2nd telepath who is a better match for him, as due to her own history he doesn't need to hide any of his true nature. Through her he meets Godric's Maker. My own unknown vampires. With Erik it has to be rated M, right? Erik/Magan.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Eric N.
You and Me in Time by idreamedofstardust reviews
Commanded by Sophie-Anne, Eric is to interrogate and find the reason why a human brutally murdered a vampire in his area. With grounds to kill her afterward, Eric sees no problems. Until the horrifying truth slowly becomes uncovered.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,373 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Eric N.
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4780 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Perfect Weapon by Beyond Birthday L Lamperouge reviews
It's not easy to be in love with your best friend, even harder is if that best friend is in a band. It's not easy to keep promises if you're never around to keep them. All you can really do is try, and fight like hell.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Bella
Gun Show by peters.kitten reviews
"Out of all the vamps in the world, I just had to run into a retarded one. And, really, sparkling vampires? So lame. Whats next-meowing werewolves?" What happens when a bored vampire meets a cynical human with nothing left to lose? Peter/Bella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,216 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Peter, Bella
Seven Day Weekend by JandMsMommy reviews
They were young, in love...and they raised hell for seven days. AH, E/B, Very OOC, lemons, Promised HEA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,625 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Her Mother's Gift by nanstanine reviews
What if someone else saved Eric's V dealer, Lafayette, from those Hotshot crazies? Eric investigates and meets Payton and is intrigued by her. Story based on the witch storyline of season 4. OC who interacts with the True Blood cast. Eric/OC.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,155 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Eric N.
New World In My View by Zelda Zonkk reviews
He claimed he was my Maker, when I couldn't remember anything about him. "Trust me," Eric growled. "I know you better than you know yourself right now. You need me." Did I even have a choice anymore? EricxOC
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,267 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eric N.
Strategy and Precognition by Ravenna Vitalia reviews
Summary- Bella is the Black sheep of Forks, watching from the sidelines, only interfering when the mysterious Cullen family moves to Forks. After saving Jasper, she disappears but doesn't disappear completely. Summary continues in first chapter. Non-Beta'd
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,886 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Bella, Peter
Sextember: Fairy Tail Version by Mae Snapdragon reviews
Time to sex up September! A series of short drabbles based on the smexy lives of various pairings from Fairy Tail. Bring on the angst, the humour, the character development, and especially the sexy times.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,713 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Complete
To Kiss A Deatheater by onlyou reviews
She was The Dark Lord's property and Draco Malfoy knew very well. But something about her made his guard fall down. Something about her that made him wonder what it would be like to kiss a deatheater.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,002 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Draco M., Luna L.
Rich But Damned by Paint Me Violent reviews
I close my eyes and picture the perfect world without hate, seduction, sins. But then there wouldn't be us. You know they say that we pay money for everything. They are wrong. So wrong. For everything really significant we pay with pieces of our soul.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jasper, Bella
Eyes on Fire by xbloodlustangelx reviews
What if Eric meet someone that wasn't hung up on another vampire, yet still resisited his charms? What if he met a girl just as "special" as Sookie? Would he stick with the telepath or move on to bigger and better things? Eric & O/C
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,966 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Eric N.
The Wolf And His Moon by BrutieBoots reviews
As of 2017, Teddy has it all. But when he meets a mysterious girl on his first auror assignment, he becomes entangled in a dark web of lies far too close to his heart. Unfortunately for the duo, two things cannot stay long hidden: the moon and the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,000 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
The Subtle Grace of Gravity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Set in NM. Jacob is the last straw - Bella leaves Forks. Victoria finally makes her move. Tortured, broken and dying, Bella is left to meet her end, but instead finds her salvation. Gravity does strange things and pulls odd people together. Lem/Lang.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 107,274 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Crossroads A Family in Crisis by Monroe5 reviews
Set five years after Bella and Edward's wedding the family has gone off on their seperate directions but one call from Carlisle brings them all back home where decisions about the future will be made but not before the events of the past are dealt with.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper
What About Love? by La Vita Nuova reviews
When faced with a chance to finally get revenge, would you take it? And what if someone innocent could end up as collateral damage? Can Bella finally let go and admit love doesn't need to be a curse?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,773 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Finding You by StarlightWolf15 reviews
Peter is returning home from war and is struggling to cope with the things he has done. His solution is to forget, that is until he must deliver a devastating message to a beautiful girl in Forks. Love at first sight doesn't really exist... right?AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Peter
Behind Enemy Lines by Taraiha reviews
What was the real story behind Jasper's almost-attack on Bella at the birthday party? And what does it have to do with a mysterious history project? Bella & Jasper eventually, with plenty of Darkward thrown in for good measure. M for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,096 - Reviews: 1518 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Blue Skies by ktdid23 reviews
Bella Swan and Jasper Whitlock are famous actors who hate each other. The problem is that they have to portray a loving couple on a popular TV show. This is my first fanfiction! Rated M for possible future chapters. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,986 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Brothels in Fantasyland by Foosemittee reviews
If the realm of fairy tales had a red light district...and all of our most famous storybook girls were prostitutes...what would it be like? Told from the point of view of a john. Rated M for prostitution. Sorry if this story ruins your childhood!
Fairy Tales - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011
Jelly Slugs and Acid Pops by nickyfullmetal reviews
Draco Malfoy is given a suicide mission. Alexa Kaiser is faced with the decision whether to follow her parents' dark path or not. Will they overcome their animosity and survive the inevitable war?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,774 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Draco M., OC - Complete
While You Were Gone by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Sam asks Leah to take Bella away from Forks while they deal with Victoria. Not long after leaving Forks, Leah and Bella get drunk one night and decide to act on a pretty moronic plan with the unfortunate result of getting in trouble with the law. Bella decides to call Alice and Jasper for help, the only Cullens she's still in touch with. Jasper sends Peter to bail them out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Leah, Peter
Flesh & Blood by JizzyHips reviews
Flesh and blood. That's what our lives had become. They consume the flesh, we consume the blood. Rated M for language, eventual lemons, and a fuckton of gore. Dark/AU Collab between HammerHips and JaspersIzzy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jasper, Bella
The Worst Line Ever by givemesomevamp reviews
Every great love story starts somewhere...even the fubar'd ones. A/U
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,287 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Peter
Hating Sky High by deadlybeautiful reviews
Factor in fear, a glimpse of the future, and things might just go up in smoke.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,064 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Warren P.
Fruits of Betrayal by jasperskitty reviews
Story starts in New Moon, when Alice and Bella go together to Volterra in order to rescue Edward. Or so it seems ... B/J story. Lemons in the future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,082 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Death Becomes Her by lifelesslyndsey reviews
He found her like that, bat in hand, smashing out the windows of the church.He wasn't hungry, but he couldn't help it. 'I like to see the pretty things burn,' She'd said. She'd be the death of him. PxB slight OOC, obvious AU, post New-Moon, O/S to be cont.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Peter - Complete
The Beginning of the End by MooImmaDuck reviews
The older students throw a welcome back party at the beginning of sixth year. They never imagined the consequences. L/D Hr/H G/N MENTIONS OF RAPE AND SELF-HARM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Luna L., Draco M.
Carousel by Lilly Monroe reviews
They never asked for this, never wanted any of it. It all started with a game. A twisted game that'd make two addicts each other's worst addiction. They both knew what it was like to be broken, but never would admit that they understood. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,744 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
What is Love and Lust? by shinda1 reviews
a story of heartbreak, lust, compassion and the hurt of an everlasting unrequited love ! ENJOY
NANA - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Takumi, Nana
The encroaching darkness by toilet-ducky reviews
Four years after new moon and Edward comes back for Bella, but what will he find. ANd who will he find her with? IF you enjoy this story please view Learning to breath; where we find out how Bella and Jasper found each other aaw
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,474 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Jasper