Author has written 11 stories for Conker's Bad Fur Day, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ys series, and Breath of Fire.
Good day all, the name's DynoStretch, active Nintendo fan and criminally insane fan fiction writer extraordinaire. I mainly do fics about Zelda and Sonic nowadays, but I used to be known for my Pokemon vs Digimon series, which unfortunately have all been deleted thanks to this site's new "Woahmg scripts are 3vil!11!1!" clause. Now I gotta start on square one with em... (sniffle)
Age: Wouldn't you like to know?
Weight and Height: Too much and too little.
Sex: No thanks, I've had enough today.
Stuff I Like: Nintendo games, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Teen Titans, Monk, fan fic writing/reading, Spaceballs, Diet Pepsi, bike riding and body-boarding.
Pet Peeves: Jalapenos, mayonnaise, Hummers, snakes and eels.
"I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!" Fawful
"Kiss your dirty toilet brush goodbye!" Lysol commercial
"Kayne West has been invited to the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton. Apperently, Kayne was invited to serve as the royal pain in the ass." Conan o'Brien
"Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." Spongebob Squarepants
"In other words, we're witnessing it with our own eyes...the cause of a huge disaster, slowly being planted in a chicken." Sissel; Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
"Snoop Dogg is the Dr. Seuss of music. If a word doesn't rhyme, he'll make up a new one." Unknown
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