Mechanical Kaleesh
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Joined 09-08-09, id: 2078136, Profile Updated: 06-27-10
Author has written 8 stories for Star Wars, Misc. Books, and Sins of a Solar Empire.

Greetings, inferiors. I shall not reveal my name, because that is what all villains do in movies and they always fail. Also, I wont reveal my plot to conquer the world, because that is what villains do in movies as well. Thats why when I DO become a villain, I will actually conquer the world, not like the rest.

Im a: Dont YOU want to know?

Age: Im not telling...

Current Residence: BAH!

Writing Style:

I fail at writing stories, so I prefer to write things that are more like poems or memoirs.

And I love writing about bad guys. They are so much cooler.

Favorite Fictional Charcters:

Geneal Grievous

Darth Maladi



Ko Sai

Shu Mai

All Battle Droids from Star Wars

Darth Nihilus

HAL 9000

Christopher Johnson (Prawn)

Gerty (Moon)

The Unity

Hans Landa

Demon Assassin (Demigod)

Ana (V)

The Triangles (Infected)

Dolores, the Apathetic Cat o' Joy (Pearls Before Swine)

Least Favorite Fictional Characters:

Jedi Order

Princess Leia

Etain Tur-Munkan

Ahsoka Tano

Cad Bane

Katniss Everdeen

Anything associated to Disney

Perry Dawsey

Roran Fel

Favorite Movies/TV shows:

All Star Wars (Especially Ep. III and except Clone Wars)

All Jurassic Park

I, Robot

District 9


Teen Titans



Glee (I watch it because its so stupid)

As you can see, Im a pretty big nerd. However, I take pride in it. The fools called "popular people" shall never understand.

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Nothing behind the Mask
A semi-story kind of thing about Darth Nihilus
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Complete
The Unity Returns
A quick fanfiction about the Unity from Sins of a Solar Empire
Sins of a Solar Empire - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Every Villains Guide to World Domination
Read this handy dandy guide if you want to conquer the planet!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Published: 1/12/2010
Alone in the Chambers reviews
Grievous lies in his fortress. He is alone. And lonely. He want to leave.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2009 - General Grievous - Complete
Darth Maladi memoir. Very dark.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Ask Stormie
A help column on the Death Star! Note that all of the advice searching people are girls.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Complete
Battle Droid reviews
The Battle of Geonosis. A battle droid.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Grievouses Thoughts reviews
Grievous is thinking in the bridge of his ship. As his mind swirls, his thoughts turn to his past life and his regrets.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - General Grievous - Complete