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Joined 09-08-09, id: 2078303, Profile Updated: 10-25-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

Alright, I guess it's time to admit that I'm a fangirl. Officially. I know a lot of people offer personal info such as marital status or number of children but I have neither of those so let's just skip over all that and pretend that I'm an international woman of mystery, k? There, isn't that way more fun than reality? Actually, I am a professional archaeologist. No I really am. It's not all paint brushes and pot sherds, trust me.

What else can I tell you? Is saying I watch ANTM for the photo shoots like saying I read playboy for the articles? Speaking of playboy, yes I would shag Robert Pattinson. I accept that I'll probably never have a chance, but I can definitely imagine it at length. Yep. Good times.

I was going to submit a story to the 'Write What You Know' contest, but it sort of got out of hand and I didn't get around to finishing by the deadline. You know how it goes. It will now be posted as I write, under the title 'Kiss Someone Nice'. Please leave me love/reviews/free cinema tickets. smooches

ps I am alice_310 in the twitterverse

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La canzone della Bella Cigna by philadelphic reviews
A famous voice teacher. A mysterious piano prodigy. Backstabbing classmates. Music school is competitive, and aspiring singer Bella Swan is determined to succeed. Hard work she can handle, but who expected music school to be dangerous? A story in 3 acts
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 336,125 - Reviews: 7318 - Favs: 4,172 - Follows: 3,815 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Edward, Bella
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2212 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Brotherly Devotion by goldentemptress reviews
When you play with fire you're gonna get burned. Bella's marriage has gone stale, and she soon finds herself tied up in a web of deceit involving her young brother-in-law Edward. Adultery is just as complicated as it seems...BPOV, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 177,988 - Reviews: 4467 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 4,560 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12143 - Favs: 5,252 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14499 - Favs: 7,646 - Follows: 5,355 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Parachute by KitsuShel reviews
After finding an abandoned child on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him for five years as her own. What happens to their life when his biological family is found? AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 158,875 - Reviews: 17637 - Favs: 10,585 - Follows: 5,584 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Counterpoint by sleepyvalentina reviews
Socially isolated and intellectually brilliant, sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen has never found a person outside of his family with whom he could connect, until a chance encounter changed everything. Part of the Art After 5 universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 164,956 - Reviews: 9813 - Favs: 3,530 - Follows: 2,263 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Operation: L O V E's Recovery by dorothy's ruby slippers reviews
Special Agent and assassin, Bella Swan, finds herself trapped in a web of international intrigue following a series of unfortunate events. This story is a continuation from the one-shot penned for the Les Femmes Noires Contest in November 2009.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,411 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4258 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,046 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
De La Vie D'Artiste by rhpsfaerie reviews
Bella Swan is a novelist who can't find her words. Edward Cullen is a composer who can't hear his notes. When they meet, will it be lust at first sight or true love? And will the inspiration come? AH. Rated M for language, sexual content, & adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 131,325 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Girl with a Red Umbrella by justaskalice reviews
Co-Written w/ spanglemaker9. Paris, 1950. Rosalie Hale went to Paris to study, then vanished without a trace. Her friend Bella has come to find her. Following a trail of clues left behind by Rose’s letters, Bella searches for Rose and might find herself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 160,699 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Symbiosis by Sobriquett reviews
Symbiosis, a relationship between two people in which each person is dependent upon and receives reinforcement, whether beneficial or detrimental, from the other. Canon, platonic ExA; 28 vignettes set over 60 years. Normally updated daily.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Edward, Alice
Best Laid Plans by La.Tua.Cantante.83 reviews
Set at the end of Eclipse, Bella makes a plan that could put everything she wants in jeopardy. Will she lose everything because of her foolhardy plan? HEA Edward/Bella, with Jacob angst. Finalist in the Indie Twific Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 146,945 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 4,051 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3178 - Favs: 2,849 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ithaca is Gorges by giselle-lx reviews
New Moon from Carlisle's and Edward's POV: After the Cullens leave Bella and move to Ithaca, NY, Carlisle fights to keep his family together as Edward's pain threatens to tear them apart. Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,988 - Reviews: 2368 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Carlisle - Complete
Art School Undercover by farkle reviews
Edward gets conned into modeling nude for an art class and ends up finding more than he expected. Read ASConfidential first. This is the first few chapters of ASC from Edward's point of view. AU-AH. language, nudity, sexual references.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,826 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 422 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Happy Birthday, Nina! by HappyBirthdayNina reviews
Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
A Consummation Devoutly to Be Wished by Bratanimus reviews
Post-Eclipse. "We were working up to this. It was still too much for me; the venom would drop like mother’s milk and I’d have to pull away, away from her. And our wedding was only a week from now." ECBS one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,771 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
MARYSUE Must Die? (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1976: There's a new girl at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is. The story of how not to write HP fanfic. Edited April 2014, podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,367 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/1/2007 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Remus L., Peter P., OC - Complete
Kiss Someone Nice reviews
It's summer in the deep south. Bella's an archaeologist working on excavating a cemetery. What happens when Bella and Edward meet over a dead body?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,237 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Bella, Edward