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Author has written 139 stories for Ben 10, and Secret Saturdays.

"Dude, that is literally the face Doctor Animo would have if he read his own fan fiction. You should make it your new icon." - VZato

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The Mark Of Water by Sweet-Hearted SilverEars reviews
Something strange is going on in Ben Tennyson's world, and his body. Is he sick? Going crazy? Or is it just Fate? Pairings: Vilgax/Ben/Kevin Kevin/Gwen Male Pregnancy Warning. Warning: MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,899 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Ben T., Gwen T., Kevin, Vilgax - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Ben 10's Hottest Summer Ever by Psycho Clown Bondage Circus reviews
This fic contains hot Bwen. What else is there to say?
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,379 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Ben T., Gwen T., Kevin, Max T.
Real Hero by bbJawbreakerbb
In the year 2030 that boxing becomes a think of the past but now it's for robots to fight
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Ben T., Ken T.
omnitrix rebuild by john.hincapie.3950
when ben 10,000 have disappeared, its time for a new hero to rise. this is prequel to her story.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
You me and us by REBD reviews
I wonder what It would be like, if littlies of the baby chills would have stayed with ben and then to have Rook meet the baby!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013
totally amazing ben 10 fanfiction by awesomon reviews
Ben
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014
Changes by cr1mewave reviews
Every time Ben changes into Big Chill, his normal body starts to change from the inside. Ben, Kevin and Gwen do their research and find out that Big Chill's reproduction instincts become a part of Ben, meaning that he could become pregnant while still in his human form. Vilgax finds out about this and decides that if he can't have the Omnitrix, he'll have the human child. Rated M
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Ben T., Vilgax
Trapped Together by kitkat2150 reviews
Hex and Gwen get trapped in a basement after an abrupt dispute between the two.
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,325 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Gwen T., Hex
Catastrophe by Aquilibra reviews
When Ben has to stop Animo, who's out of intergalactic jail and up to his old tricks again, something unexpected happens to the hero. And part of this new 'life' just might include being Animo's pet, or worse, being VILGAX'S new play thing...
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,525 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Ben T., Dr. Animo
Ben's Pet Wolf by g1rldraco7 reviews
After a fight with a loboan Kevin ends up turning into one. Now he's stuck as one and only Ben can help. Of course Ben doesn't know. Hee Hee Mpreg
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 93,474 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
michael mmorNINGSTAR STRIDES GALLANTLY DOWN THE SIDEWALK by enema-chick reviews
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IT'S MICHAEL MORNINGSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :D :D : D: D: D: D: S:SDj j ;ldkfksdljgyolofkglfjasdkjfksjdgj YOLO MUTHA
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Cooper D., Mike M., Kevin - Complete
Narutoast by Dogs Bower reviews
Naruto wants to become Hokage, but he becomes toast instead!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ben 10 meets his destiny by Dogs Bower reviews
Ben must save the world from destruction and inferior hair styling products.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete
Zak Goes Trick or Treating by Dogs Bower reviews
A story for Halloween! I wrote this while eating candy. It has 666 words. MWAH HA HA.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Zak S., V.V. Argost - Complete
A Series of Outlandish Saturdays Stories by Dogs Bower
A collection of my Secret Saturdays related stories that most of which were made in jest, but rarely anyone besides people I know in real life observed.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,524 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Unsettling Interest by DarkMist-FallenFog reviews
This was not something he wanted to admit, but maybe it was something Vilgax needed to recognize.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Ben T., Vilgax - Complete
Suck It Up by doctor b. broseph reviews
When Ben is hit by a poison dart, it is up to Gwen or Kevin to suck out the posion. But who will bite the bullet and it suck it out and will it lead to something more?
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Swelling Kur by doctor b. broseph reviews
Zak has finally managed to defeat Kur but how will he cope with a new power that threatens his chance at a normal life?
Secret Saturdays - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Zak S., Wadi - Complete
My Protector by doctor b. broseph reviews
Ben and Gwen are out walking together when they are suddenly thrust into danger. Will they make it? Or will they make out?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
A Push of Truth by MokenbaNirakaPet reviews
Played after Gwen was captured by Vilgax, Gwen will have to deal with being with the alien tyrant intent on conquering the world. She will learn how to find the happy times through the bad. Gwen T./Vilgax
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gwen T., Vilgax
A Young Michael by enema-chick reviews
Young Mike Morningstar about 6 or 7 weeps on the winding staircase as his cruel stepfather is about to beat him. But he's not alone... before he knows it, two saviors have appeared by his side. R&R
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Western/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Mike M., Synaptak - Complete
Jurassic Park: Raptors in Love by Dogs Bower reviews
Robert Muldoon ponders the meaning of raptor love as he watches the deadly creature's pens one lonely and otherwise uneventful day.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Terry's Babby by Dogs Bower reviews
Terry's Egg baby has unexpected malfunctions. Terry tried to get it fixed but he comes into trouble along the way.
Batman Beyond - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Terry M., Dana T. - Complete
The Null King and I by Coke head reviews
What if Ben never figured out what powered D'Void? What if D'Void broke through the dimensional wall and brought his kingdom to Earth? This is the story through the eyes of a plumber's child who lived during the reign of the Null King.
Ben 10 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Dr. Animo, Ben T.
Inside Out by Vampire Toy reviews
Gwen is given the opportunity to become more powerful than her worst enemies but little does she know the price that comes with it. Rated for rape
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Gwen T., Hex
Black Rose of passion by Shadow Priesstes reviews
Gwen is turning seventeen, but there is a myterious shadow watching her. The returning of a person from her past avekens new feelings in her, but will her feeling be returned or will her young heart break in the Dragon's hands...
Ben 10 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/1/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Gwen T., Hex - Complete
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The Fursona Inside reviews
The joke finally became canon. Doctor Animo is a furry.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18 - Ben T., Dr. Animo, Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
Bad Taste reviews
It'll certainly leave one in your mouth for a few days.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,949 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26 - Ben T., Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
Clowning Around reviews
An army of evil clowns isn't all that entertaining. A bunch of elderly men beating them up with badminton rackets is.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/26 - Ben T., Gwen T., Max T., Zombozo - Complete
A Wacky TSS Adventure reviews
Based off an excitingly incomprehensible roleplay between some narcissist weeaboo Suethors who claimed their OOC ravings were the actual canon and everyone else in the fandom was a bad writer who adored Mary Sues with OOC plot. Otherwise known as bitterly envious psychological projection.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/26 - Drew S., Zak S., V.V. Argost - Complete
Forgive and Forgeti reviews
You'll want to forgeti this episode.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/9 - Ben T., Dr. Animo, Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
What A Crocktopus reviews
Ben runs afoul of his worst fear: A ye olden disgruntled neckbeard who hates change. Also naughty tentacles.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,237 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2/27 - Ben T., Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
The Trashed and the Furious reviews
Ben struggles with his inner demons while we get fleeting moments of potential character depth from newly introduced villains who likely won't show up a second time.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,952 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/27 - Ben T., Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
All Washed Up reviews
This series is going straight down the tubes, but let's squeeze some entertainment of it while we can.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18 - Ben T., Gwen T., Max T., Frightwig - Complete
Have Gun – Will Mutate reviews
They say a hero is only as good as their villains. Which means Ben is in big trouble in this series.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2/13 - Ben T., Dr. Animo, Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
Animo vs Roger: The Series reviews
Enjoy the smackdown of the century, demented deadbeat doctor versus angry chubby landlord who existed in one episode. We're gonna milk it for all its worth.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,588 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2016 - Dr. Animo, Clancy - Complete
Garbage Dump 2015 reviews
A steaming collection of your favorite, or not, Ben 10 parodies written by yours truly, featuring obscenely OOC old men hysterically weeping in their underwear over endlessly shrieking Black Hole Sue babies.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 48,800 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2016 - [Dr. Animo, OC] Ben T., Sublimino - Complete
The Freaky Ben 10 reviews
Hex struggles valiantly to remain in character when he's thrown into a "goofy random boy humor" heavy 11 minute toy commercial.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2016 - Ben T., Gwen T., Hex, Max T. - Complete
Something I Hate reviews
Ben returns in a popular new format to battle Doctor Animo, only it's not as interesting or memorable anymore. But let's make the best we can out of it while we lament our collective ruined childhoods.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,323 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Ben T., Dr. Animo, Gwen T., Max T. - Complete
Long Goodbyes reviews
Interestingly, this one was rather short.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [V.V. Argost, Munya] - Complete
Toilet Time reviews
This was based on a real story that actually existed.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Complete
Insanity In Blue reviews
Women are bad...because...um. They just are, okay?
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Complete
Death Scenario reviews
We'll call this one an Absurd Forced Aesop.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Complete
Anger Management reviews
Did I mention I have a torture fetish?
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - V.V. Argost - Complete
Morte Kinder reviews
Another sad tale of crying fits and out of character behavior.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Complete
The Baby Sue's Slobbers reviews
A hideously special Sue's endless slobbering along the rosy cheeks of a canon male character doesn't always make for an entertaining yarn. People with skin so thin they can't handle a brazen parody which comically points out numerous undeniable truths can continue being mad.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Ben T., Gwen T., OC - Complete
Annoying Mary Sues and Underwear Fetishes reviews
They go together so well.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Absurd Implied Fluffy Cuteness reviews
It's what I prefer because canon characterization is highly limiting to my boundless creative genius. Or perhaps I just can't write well enough to work with the underlying canon.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Pointless Nonsense En Mass reviews
I write the most stories, therefore I am the greatest writer. It doesn't matter that they're completely uninteresting, offensively out of character, centered around my own irritating Mary Sues and creepy personal fetishes, and frequently less than a paragraph long. Quantity over quality. That's my motto and I'm sticking to it, plebes.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Ben T., Dr. Animo, Gwen T. - Complete
Another Boring Scenario reviews
Stretched out into multiple chapters when one would have sufficed.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Don't Open Your Mouth When You Look Up reviews
Scary things are floating around up there.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Animal Lover reviews
PETA would be proud of Doctor Animo. No, really, they would.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
Painfully Preposterous reviews
Oh my goodness. This one's even better than that picnic and cake baking one.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Holding Grudges reviews
Well, that's one thing that was remotely in character. For a change.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Why The Sue Sobs reviews
Like we don't already know.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Shut Up Already reviews
For the love of fudge, someone please pass the cotton balls.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Love Hurts reviews
Because I have a psychic connection to my Mary Sue.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
I don't Have Any Regret reviews
Or shame.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Mommy Died, Again reviews
Let's sob hysterically about it for hours. Again.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/8/2015 - Complete
Escape Mary Sues Endlessly Sobbing reviews
You can try, but you won't be able to.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Leather Pants reviews
I'm not seeing the same character as everyone else when I watch the show, but I will assert that my warped anime fantasy version is always the correct version. Stay mad, plebeians.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Author Just Didn't Care reviews
And you can instantly tell with one glance.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Babby Daddy reviews
They grow up so fast. And inexplicably behave just like normal human teenagers instead of synthetically created alien drone beasts of low intelligence from another dimension.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Why My Mary Sues Cry Hysterically All The Time reviews
Because it turns me on! Duh. Catharsis.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
My Crib Is Swank reviews
Fully stocked kitchen in the Null Void. D'Void's pad is so posh. Inexplicably so, but none the less awesome.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
More Ridiculous BabySuefic reviews
Indeed.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Absurdity In Kawaii Babyfic Fluff Tones reviews
Starring my super special Mary Sue. Who is not at all like the other Sues out there in any way. Even though she has an explicit relation to a canon character who goes wildly OOC whenever they're around her and she serves no other purpose of existence than to cause severe canon derailment.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Happy Fun Time Fluffy Logic Fail reviews
It continues.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Complete
Steal Your Babbys reviews
Everyone wants a Super Mega Sue, but only the select few can get them.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Tragic Truth reviews
Helen and Manny discover something awful about fanfiction.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Gone, Baby Gone reviews
Did this happen like 50 times already?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
General Inexplicable Nonsense Tale reviews
Where and how does he get all those stupid things in the Null Void?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Nuclear Unit reviews
It's all I know because it's been rigidly conditioned into me from birth. Everything must revolve around it.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Smile, Baby, Smile reviews
Or don't. You have nothing to be happy about.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Get Out Of My Fridge reviews
Trust me, you don't want any of those leftovers.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Together Forever reviews
And never to part. Ever.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Two Thousand Tales Of Dead Sues reviews
Because we haven't had enough of the same thing, over and over.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015 - Complete
Evil Babies, Part Deux reviews
And again. And again. And...again.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Evil Babies reviews
You can hear them making suckling noises at night.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Who Cares reviews
Oh noes, they died. Again.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
So Sad, Oh Wait reviews
This is actually a reasonably entertaining story. Stunning.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Crying Fetish reviews
Yeah.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Baby Sues A Poppin' reviews
Here, there, everywhere. You can't get away from them. But why would you want to, ha ha!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Stupidity Exhibition reviews
Summary, and the like.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Never Gonna Run Around And Desert You reviews
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Never Gonna Give You Up reviews
Never gonna let you down.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Ghost Stories reviews
I have an extremely narrow list of reoccurring themes. This is one of them.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
OOC Sobfests reviews
The author reveals how they feel about Null Guardians by forcing their opinions vicariously into fictional characters and claiming them as canon.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Cemetery Man reviews
Boy, these feel familiar. I'm sure it's not because there's 800 of them. And counting.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Never Look A Gift Sue In The Mouth reviews
You might get your face forcibly removed.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
D'Void Cries A Lot Over His Baby Sue reviews
I will keep writing the same thing for years until everyone recognizes my superior genius.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Special Treatment reviews
I don't give any to my special snowflake original self-insert character perpetually shrieking baby plot device whose existence serves no other purpose. You're imagining things, you fools.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Ridiculous Assertions reviews
When I make them based off my own personal opinions and beliefs, they're basically canon.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Null Guardians Can Catch The Flu reviews
Don't you dare question the logic of it.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Spawn of Sue reviews
One wasn't enough. Three is right out. Or is it?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
She's Not A Sue, I Swear reviews
She just has special needs that force everyone to devote constant special attention to her while she bends all previously known canon to her every fickle whim. That's all.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Hello, Friend reviews
I want to tell you about my specially unique, one of a kind, completely original Ben 10 character for the five hundred thousandth time.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Random Whatever reviews
It doesn't matter what I write as long as I write.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Sobby Sobby, It's A Hobby reviews
Or more specifically, a fetish. Did you interpret that yet based on my work? If not, I can write five hundred more tales of comically exaggerated hysterical sobbing to nudge the suspiciously evident pattern further along.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Dead Again reviews
Didn't we just do this five minutes ago? Oh well. What's fifteen more? Awesome, that's what.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Whoopsie reviews
Surely no one saw that coming.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Complete
Cry, Die, Rinse, Repeat reviews
For-ev-er. And ever, and ever, and ever...and ever.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
But Wait, There's More! reviews
One wasn't enough.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Are You Serious? reviews
Oh my lord, you can't be.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Wacky Crack Pairing Filler Shenanigans, Or Something reviews
I don't want to have to use my brain right now.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Zombie-ghosts and Hysterical Crying Death Scenes reviews
Any way to extend the repetitive scenario of ridiculous tragedy is a good way in my book. The pages are all stuck together.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Blindness reviews
I only see what I fantasize about...and by extension, I shall force you to as well. Let us take a journey. Into madness.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
Deconstructed reviews
Omniverse Animo is a very silly man who does very silly things. This story will not be about any of that, however.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
No Escape reviews
Möbius strips of eternal torment.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
If You Can't Stand The Heat reviews
Stay out of my kitchen.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
What reviews
How does that even work?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Complete
I'm Not Tired Of Doing This Yet reviews
Shocking, I know. Weaker individuals would have cracked by now.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Needs Explanation reviews
But you're not getting one.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
She Exists Only To Be Annoying reviews
And cause severe perpetual canon derailment in a shallow attempt to garner pity or attention. Foreverrrrrrr...
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Refuge In Absurdity reviews
The best jokes are ones I alone find humorous.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Projections of Fantasy reviews
I'm not doing that onto fictional characters in a desperate attempt to warp them into what I wish to see, instead of what I'm forced to see when I make a halfhearted attempt to watch the show.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Dr. Animo - Complete
Until Death reviews
The sanctity of marriage. Based on a true incident.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Vilgax, Psyphon - Complete
Torture reviews
D'Void shows how much of a deranged, sadistic tyrant he can be. When somewhat properly characterized, anyway.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Internalized Misogyny reviews
I swear, I don't have any. Women are just nowhere near as awesome as men. I'm going to point that out every waking moment of my existence while I self-loathe.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014
Inexplicable Events reviews
What's the difference? Nothing makes sense here as it is.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
You Can't Spell Funeral Without Fun reviews
This one does not contain much merriment, however.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Kill It With Fire reviews
Before it can breed further.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
Colbert Was Right reviews
Do not trust the bears.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/14/2014 - Complete
No Boys Allowed reviews
Misandry at its finest.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Complete
It's Not Living If It's Without You reviews
It's a tragedy, all right.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Vilgax, Psyphon - Complete
Teen Scene Queen reviews
I assure you, there is a Hot Topic in the Null Void.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/4/2014 - OC - Complete
Wolfaboos Incorporated reviews
Doctor Animo and Kai Green have a fight over who loves Benwoofs more. Guess who wins! That's right...nobody.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Synapses Misfiring reviews
Psyphon can't do anything right these days.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Just Desserts reviews
D'Void wears the pants in the Null Void. All of the pants.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
Getting Saucy reviews
D'Void and The Wrench have an intense and completely in character discussion. Wink!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Complete
The Greatest Story Never Told reviews
Who doesn't think the Null Void is a great place for a picnic? A fool, that's who.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Max T., Pierce, OC - Complete
Babby Blues reviews
If you get the joke, congrats. You're old and remember things.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Simple Minded Creatures reviews
They're easy to control, unless going against that canonical fact makes for a random wacky tragedy.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Explodey Bits reviews
Important canonical details left out for sake of asinine tragedy. Because!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Your Eternal Reward reviews
Is unrelenting torment. Surprise!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Death Tragic Crying Story No 246 reviews
Zombies make the premise entirely different!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Crying Tragic Death Story No 245
I told you, there is no pattern.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Tragic Crying Death Story No 244 reviews
There's no discernible pattern here, how dare you insinuate such a thing.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Scrambled Eggs reviews
No appearances by Jury Rigg, sorry.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
A Rotten Egg By Any Other Name reviews
They're only considered Mary Sues when they're not mine.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Dr. Animo, OC - Complete
History Repeating reviews
Psyphon, why can't you learn?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2014 - Complete
Woofies reviews
This makes about as much sense as anything else.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Situational Logic reviews
He wouldn't put up with that kind of nonsense for long.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Breaking Up Is Hard To Do reviews
Unless you are Vilgax.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Ben T., Vilgax, Psyphon - Complete
Doc Loves His Animals Unconditionally reviews
Fifteen more stories exactly like this should prove my point.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Logic, Be Darned
Baby troubles make for great stories if you're in a hurry.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Get Away From Me, Please reviews
What the heck is that thing, and why won't it die?
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Short Term Memory reviews
Very convenient.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Frog Gone reviews
No one said scientists had to be practical.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Logic Parameters Not Found reviews
Babies make everything better. Just accept that fact and things will go much easier.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
D'Voiding A Bad Situation reviews
I missed a joke back there.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Warranty Voided reviews
And then this happened.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Just Make Out Already reviews
Bara beats yaoi any day.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Complete
Chemistry reviews
It doesn't matter how much you got if you're not conventionally attractive.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
A Sticky Night Of Love reviews
Relationships built on hate, fear, and domestic abuse are the best relationships.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
Cry Me A River reviews
Weep for your own mangled characterization. Or for violation most foul and romanticized, whichever.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Complete
This Would Never Happen In Canon reviews
But who cares. Coming up with something in depth and believable is not something I wish to waste my time on.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Ouch, My Foot reviews
That hurts.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
That's How The Cookie Crumbles reviews
Maybe don't hold it so tightly next time.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Life Isn't Fair, Stop Complaining reviews
Be like Ben and go do something constructive. Like save the world.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
Waterworks reviews
Ugly sobbing solves all problems. Just like in my Japanese animes.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Squabble reviews
Grossly exaggerated character flaws do not an entertaining story make.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Expulsion reviews
Doctor Animo doesn't acknowledge the laws of society and pays the price.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Female Empowerment reviews
Gwen gets to be the hero, for once. Not that it matters.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
Sealed Fate reviews
Doctor Animo tries to attack Bellwood but Ben is always there to thwart his nefarious plans.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - Complete
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