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Hmmm, since I have had this account for well over a year, I kinda thought I should but something in this huge ass ugly blank spot.

I don't write, I don't pretend I could. However I do know what I like, and what I like is a good well written story. You don't need to be a writer to recognise one. Grammar is important, accurate continuity also extremely important (I mean if the car is a Lamborghini at the start of a story it really shouldn't be a Porsche in the middle of the story should it?). And I hate too many plot holes, major pet peeves. Maybe that sounds bitchy but its strange how ones brain tends to focus on those sorts of small errors and that detracts from what could potentially be a very good story. But I also understand that most authors on FF are people who write for the enjoyment of writing and don't have highly paid book editors so I endeavor to keep any criticism to myself. I tend to prefer canon pairings but have enjoyed one or two that weren't, much to my surprise.

Right, I am really sorry to anyone who bothered to force themselves to read this, SORRY SORRY SORRY...

I'm an admin on a Facebook site called Twilight Fanfic Addicts http://www.facebook.com/twilightfanfic?ref=ts. I feel so honoured to be a part of such an awesome bunch of h00rs, and we have over 1000 fans to share in our addiction!!! Also check out TFFA's FFnet Community for completed fics, WIP'S and the latest addition to our pervy family THE SPANK FILE

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Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 7,207 - Follows: 3,481 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life by IsaKassees reviews
Follow Bella as she tries to survive a madman's abduction and keep a stranger's child from succumbing to his wild fantasies, and follow Edward as he tries to stay sane searching for his daughter taken right before his eyes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 315,889 - Reviews: 17421 - Favs: 10,133 - Follows: 4,634 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Not My Life Outtakes by IsaKassees reviews
Various outtakes from TINML. Must read TINML first to understand. Will add as the story progresses.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,408 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14257 - Favs: 15,321 - Follows: 8,302 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Married at 18 by AimeeBass reviews
Bella wakes up married to Edward Cullen, who'd she only just met. The problem? She's still a senior at FHS. The other problem? The judge orders them to stay married for a year as punishment for abusing the sanctity of marriage. Rated M. -Hiatus-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,776 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 6,120 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Show and Don't Tell: Uncle EPOV by Brits23 reviews
******THIS IS A SERIES OF ALTERNATE POVS FROM THE STORY SHOW AND DON'T TELL. IN ORDER FOR THIS TO MAKE ANY SENSE, YOU MUST READ SHOW AND DON'T TELL FIRST! EPOV moments from Show & Dont Tell
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,929 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 2,301 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Green Eyes and Lullabies by dandyvamp reviews
Bella Swan has a cataclysmic experience in a bar with a complete stranger. He abandons her just after, but left her with much more of himself than she bargained for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
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