He's not involved with The Straw Hats. He's not involved with the story. He's half a world away from all that insanity and quite frankly...he's fine with that. Gamer Fic. Semi-SI.

What would you do if you got transported into the body of someone in your favorite anime? Well, it doesn't matter because without skills, knowledge, or even memories, you can only hope that nobody discovers your secret, especially when you are the most important person in the village. HiruzenSI after the Nine-tails attack. Nerfed Gamer system included.

Kaito Evander wasn't anything special. He was smart, athletic and had great aspirations, but there was nothing truly special about him, even his Sacred Gear was a common Twice Critical. That was until the soul of his counterpart in another universe fused with his own and he gained...a second Twice Critical?(Insert)(Multi-cross) (Ikki Tousen, Uzaki-chan, Rosario Vamp, New Sis Devil)

Waking up in an unfamiliar body within the Slifer Red dorm, what's a teen to do? Especially when there was no deck in sight and no currency to spend on new cards. Thankfully, an avid fan such as himself knew all about the discarded cards in a well deep within the forest of Duel Academy Island. With those spirits by his side, he'd fight his way to victory and survive! Self-Insert!

A confused Overlord arrives in a New World lost and alone; see how he will deal with all kind of situations while becoming the obsession of a certain Witch Princess whose destiny will be changed forever by a chance encounter! (M because of Overlord stuff and a certain yandere. NO OC player)

Waking up in the body of a standard Genin, a village invasion on the horizon and a count down until to a full out apocalypse only a few years away, what's a lad to do? There was only one thing he could do, cheat. Thankfully, this game system that instigated all of this in the first place, was quite helpful in that regard. Gamer Insert.

Daiki Yurei was just trying to reverse engineer the Flying Thunder God technique, nothing really beyond his capabilities. Then a fly landed on the seal he was in the middle of preparing and now he was lost within the multiverse. "Why did I have to get stuck with the insane Jinchuuriki?" Isobu bemoaned his fate. Gamer. Insert.

Waking up within a world of death gods and soul eating monsters wasn't his idea of a good time. That wasn't even taking into account the meglomaniac that wanted to become the actual capital G God, and Spirit Hitler plotting in the background. What's a simple gamer to do? Yukio Fullbringer Insert. Gamer.

So there I was enjoying myself at a bar about to pick up a pretty girl and then bam! I'm on Route 1, short as shit and somehow twelve again. Oh well, at the very least I can get that Charizard I always dreamed of. Self Insert.

Defying reality, Momonga had found himself in the body of a teenage boy, one gifted with a power beyond his dreams. Through the boy, he would begin a new chapter of his life in a world where limits cannot exist, where the surrealities dominate common sense, and on a quest to survive the hurdles the world could throw at him. Be it the foes that threaten him, or the girls wanting him

All his life, Izuku's Quirk has done nothing but mock him and prevent him from growing stronger. In one timeline, he can only go along with it and be bullied by his own power, while others reap rewards. In this one...enough is enough. It's time to turn the tables. Based on Level Up. Gamer Izuku. Dekubowl.

Disappointed that she missed most of Luffy's journey to becoming the Pirate king, Yamato manages to fling herself back to the past to where it all began. Chaos ensues. Wano Arc Spoilers

Once upon time I was a normal guy. Now, I am Kakarot, the clone of Son Goku created by Kami. There isn't much time, but I'll use it wisely, and go even further beyond. Self Insert.

Waking up in the middle of a monster infested dungeon? Not fun. Only one thing to do, rip and tear. At least there's a busty short stack goddess willing to lend a hand. (Self-Insert) (Blue-Mage-Based-Power)

Daiki Yurei, huntsman extraordinaire, or, at least he aspired to be before having an unfortunate run in with a bull horned terrorist. Now, suddenly, the clock is ticking and the apocalypse approaches, and the fates of human and faunus alike as species' hangs in the balance. Gamer Insert.

Stranded in a world not his own, in a body not his own, Kaden finds himself stuck as a low rank marine in treacherous waters in the middle of an ocean where only the strongest can survive and a count down until a war that would shake the oceans and the very world itself erupts, where the kings of the sea will devour the chum. Gamer System. Insert.

Into every generation a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone has the strength and skill to hunt the vampires. That wasn't him though. He was something else, though, not all that different in the grand scheme of things. Self Insert - CYOA

Ash Ketchum finds his plans to travel the Sinnoh Region abruptly changing before he ever even got on the boat, and brings more pokemon along with him. The Battle Frontier had tested his resolve and fell before his might, the Sinnoh Region was the next stepping stone on his road to becoming the Master.

The stress of his twin brother's quirkless life took a real toll on his mother's health. She practically shrunk and almost doubled in weight since he was a child. His plan was simple, become a popular pro hero, make a ton of money and let his mother live a life of comfort. Simple right? No, not when that twin brother was suddenly the next symbol of peace.

To Zuko's great relief, his new family were not part of a cult. Instead they seemed to be rather normal people – they were well-mannered, cultured, fire breathing people who were very assured of their own superiority, and had a family history of insanity. Zuko had never felt more at home. AU Zuko-is-Itachi.

Kai Sota, once a normal human boy. Everything changed though, when that monster bastard attacked. He lost his family, his innocence and even his humanity, in return he became...something more. A hybrid of human and monster. Warning: lemons ahead.

After sacrificing it all and leaving himself a shell of what he used to be, living out a life as a meager human presses down on Ichigo more than the countless battles he's been through. So what is he to do when the opportunity to get it all back and then some comes? Take it or walk away? There's only one catch though, damning his soul.

After regaining his Shinigami powers, Ichigo couldn't wait to see everyone again. However, an unexpected incident in the dangai leaves him in a strange land with no way to get home. His only option was to learn what he could and find someone who could help him and hope Urahara could pull through for him. Ichigo x Tsunade

Thanks to Starlight's spell, Discord sends his past self a present: his future memories. This timeline will witness Discord aiding the young alicorns build Equestria. Still, the ponies will have to learn to live with a bit more Chaos in their lives. Oh well, builds character. (Mentally) Time Traveled, flirting, wise Discord. Possible Harem/Marem.

He was once called a hero and a leader of his village. Now, he was just a lazy and eccentric weirdo who HAPPENED to be there when a certain group of aliens were defending their unborn siblings. Can a god have some fun, especially when the world itself had already bored him to no end? [Harem]

This story takes the trope/cliche of Harry Potter working out to become a fitness buff to its logical and completely ridiculous endgame. Now it's time to meet Beefcake Harry, Dudebro supreme. Also starring his mentor, a great big buff guy... named Thanos. And stoner Dumbledore, because why not?

She didn't want much out of a relationship. Just someone willing to submit to her. Someone willing to love her. Someone...innocent. (Rated M for Smuttiness and general Naughtiness) ((Cover art by Exvnir))

Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. On hiatus.

Quirk can be strange, and horrifying. Izuku knows this very well. For his Quirk houses the souls of some of the worst individuals the multiverse had to offer — villains in all but label. Slowly, they will come and, slowly, they will corrupt. His dark mentors will turn the once heroic young boy into the greatest Villain his world has ever seen. VillainIzuku. Slowfall. Polyamory.

[AU] This is the story of the Arch-Devil Tri'ade Lord of Nazarick. Set in an alternative history of the story of Overlord. A history where Momonga mysteriously left the guild before its collapse and Tri'ade took up the mantle of Guild Master. It is up to Tri'ade now to lead Nazarick in the New World after overseeing the decline of his Guild.

A collection of one-shot based on the TWTS' universe! Choose the characters you want to see more of by voting in polls and enjoy their stories!

Stranded in a foreign land again, why does this stuff keep happening to him? Oh well, this time he wasn't alone and he will have to be responsible for those three... But the Witch didn't seem to be bothered at all, was she already thinking about it? That distorted melody of hers? A melody meant to crush all those other songs... (special for the 2nd anniversary of TWTS)

The legend! A walking disaster! The "Strongest" Man on Earth! Many titles he gained. Many times he "saved" Earth. His heroics, all a lie? Or all true? Not as it matters. Thrown into an entirely different environment, a new world, he will prove his worth. Hilarity and misunderstanding ensue when he appears! The King engine starts: 'Dub! Dub' "Man, I quit being a hero..."

How the hell does he get roped into things like this? Having gotten his grades up considerably after losing his Shinigami powers, Ichigo's requested for a tutoring job in Asahiyama High School located in Tokai. He just had no idea it was for a set of Quintuplet sisters. Can Ichigo help the five graduate while figuring out just how to deal with all five girls?

The story of a man who just really wishes death would let him be. He tried once. Lived a wonderful life, died at a ripe old age. Yet once more he lives in the body of a young child. Time has torn his life's work away, and his only skills are ones from a time long past. Lost, he stumbles upon a game he recognizes. He asks himself… why be a King when you can be a God? (Contains smut)

Finding myself in the body of Naruto Uzumaki was pretty unsettling. But I can't complain too much because Kami knows there are plenty of other characters that get way less plot armor. Enough talk, there are enemies to kill and plans to be disrupted. Wouldn't have signed up for this, but since I'm here, might as well get the job done. Now on Royal Road.

Everything changed for Rickon Stark when a soul from outside of Westeros made itself snug in his body during the Battle of the Bastards. One thing was clear, at the very least; Rickon was definitely going to be zigzagging now. How will the mess that was Westeros after Season 6 react to a competent leader in the North? SI-Rickon! ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))

Sora, a twelve year old Mercenary Ninja, wakes up while out on a mission to infiltrate a hidden village with the memories of a hardcore Naruto fan. Like any good cut-throat, Sora immediately takes advantage of his meta-knowledge, starting with the village he was supposed to infiltrate, Hoshigakure no Sato.

Four hundred years ago, Valyria was destroyed in the Doom. Or so it seemed, for now, Valyria has returned.

It's a lovely morning in Halkeginia and you are a horrible goose.

Pseudo Isekai? That's something not common I guess... I mean come on! At least Truck-kun didn't send me to another world at least! Whatever... just let me regenerate my brains again to think clearer... I guess...? Man, I suck at summaries... SI/Pseudo Isekai/Gore/Too much gore/Contradicting MC/I don't give a shit, but I'm just going to do it MC/Goblins/Goblin Slayer killing Goblins

Renner and Satoru finally reached the capital of the Baharuth Empire. While Satoru seeks information about old Heroes and Kings, Renner comes across a certain magical book. Soon; the book calls for a hero, who will answer that call? (One-Shot in celebration of TWTS' first anniversary!)

There are worse fates than reincarnation. There are worse villages to be born in than Takigakure. There are worse specializations for a ninja than medicine. But once you have mastered the Jiongu, anything is possible. Ito Ikimono knows the horrifying power such a technique can grant, and he'll shed whatever he needs to take it; Sweat, blood, even skin. OC, Fu, Takigakure, Jiongu.

Sometimes, you just need a vacation, even when you're a god. Fu and Ito decided to go somewhere far, far away for theirs. In a universe so very different from the one they just left, they'll find all kinds of things to do - screw with Jedi and Sith, go sightseeing across thousands of exotic worlds, eat the local cuisine, meddle with politics, make a few friends, and more. TP Sequel

Sometimes, the smallest change can have a big impact. In the world we all know, a summer shower saw Ranma the girl and Genma the panda arrive, to the relief of Akane Tendo and the dismay of her elder sibling Nabiki, who was looking forward to a cute boyfriend. But what happens if Ranma arrives as a boy instead, to Nabiki's delight?

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

When a pair of Twins get sucked into the Total Immersion mod for Skyrim, they decide to shape Skyrim to its' fullest potential, and have some fun along the way. Co-Authored by my brother. I do not own The Elder Scrolls or Skyrim.

When Sai died, he became a ghost. When Hikaru died, he was sent back in time. Hikaru decides this is going to be hilarious. Or, a retelling of Hikaru no Go with way less go and WAY MORE hijinks. A.K.A. The (Repeated) Adventures of A Boy & His Ghost

Young Jon Snow finds a book in the Winterfell library that gives him tasks to become stronger and cleverer. Watch how his life and his destiny change as a result. One-shot Gamer!GoT.

YGGDRASIL offered many purchases to player accounts on the online store, one of those was a 'Verified Adult' package. Originally promoted as a "more mature, complete role-playing experience", Satoru Suzuki must now deal with a libido as an undead. Along with a more confident and less naive Ainz at the helm, how might Nazarick's story change? AU/Canon divergent. Reviews welcome!

A Mulligan, a second chance to perform an action, usually after the first went wrong through bad luck or a blunder. A second chance is sometimes needed when the Gods have turned their backs on those who need it most. By a slip of fate, that second chance is born in the form of a man who leaves the the roll of the dice only to himself. The time to call for a Mulligan is now.

An ROB after getting frustrated watching silicon valley decided to replace Richard with some who would give the story an ending it deserved. A self insert story cross posted on Alternate History.

Izuku wasn't a very sociable person, mainly due to his Quirklessness. Because of this, his main hobby other than analyzing Heroes becomes MMORPGs. While searching for a new game to play, Izuku eventually discovers one called "Elder Tales" and sets up his first character. On the night before the "NoveSphere Pioneers" expansion was released.

Xander didn't dress as a soldier this time... Overkill doesn't begin to describe it.

A present-day Star Trek fan is forcibly thrust into that dimension and made anew as an augment, a genetically engineered superman, on the whim of a mischievous god. Armed with the knowledge of this dimension's past and future, he's determined to live well, have fun with alien women, and make it look easy. Elements of DS9/TNG/Voy/Ent. With Joe Lawyer as Co-Author. Abandoned

We all read stories where a fan is transported into the world of his greatest heroes and helps out the good guys. Well this is almost the same, except one Disney fan prefers to help out the villains of the Disney Universe (as well as other villains who are not associated with Disney XD)

A small change in Harry's battle with the Basilisk had him slowly absorbing Voldemort's memories from the Horcrux in his scar. Follow Harry as he makes preparations to leave the Wizarding world behind for good with Sirius and embark on a long and exciting journey into the unknown. But little can prepare Harry for the eventual Game of Thrones he must play to survive once there.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Harry Potter was tired of his life and wanted to retire at an age of 60. But then he woke up in his past in 1990. Watch Harry as he changes the world while living a life of retirement.

Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.

After Shanks saved his life, Luffy swore that he would become a Marine Admiral in order to protect everything dear to him. After training in the Marines, Luffy sets off to prove that he is the greatest Marine since his Grandfather. No devil fruit Luffy in the beginning. Slight OOC Marine!Luffy. A Luffy who wants to be the Hero and share the meat.

An American chemist is reincarnated into the body of Stannis Baratheon, he explores the new world he finds himself in learning about the 'Higher Mysteries' that his education on earth didn't cover in order to better take advantage of his meta-knowledge and sit on the most uncomfortable chair in Westeros. Stannis SI! Reincarnation.

Thirteen years have passed since First Contact. The New Galactic Empire is the mightiest nation in space, its vast fleets and armies undefeated. But the shadows stir, seeking to cast all civilization into darkness. Against an evil older than life on Earth, will the Golden Lion rise or fall?

Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.

How far are you willing to go to accomplish your dreams? How far are you willing to push yourself to reach your goals? Monkey D. Luffy's dream is to find One Piece and become the Pirate King and there are very few things he's not willing to do in order to accomplish that. This is his journey. AU. SmartLuffy. LogiaLuffy. Luffy/Harem.

a stargate story of a militant christian holy order discovering the stargate and how they world react to the Goa'uld

Three magic casters of unfathomable power enter the New World with Nazarick when, instead of Herohero, Tabula Smaragdina and Ulbert Alain Odle return for the end of Yggdrasil. More importantly, they can keep Albedo and Demiurge in line between terrorizing the human countries and searching for a way to get Momonga laid. Equal parts comedy and serious.

A collection of my Love Hina shorts, drabbles and snippets. Characters, situations and pairings may vary, but Keitaro/Motoko will likely feature frequently.

Siegfried Kircheis survives the assassination attempt by Commodore Ansbach. As a result, Reinhard remains whole and now, the galaxy, and the known universe, will change.

A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.

[One-Shot] Bakugou had always been a smart kid. He understood the inner workings of the universe. That was how he knew someone like him could never be the main character. Crack.

'I have to think of my Clan.' 'I am too weak.' 'It is tradition.' 'It's how the world works.' 'It wasn't my fight.' 'I had no choice.' The words they spoke in order to hide away from the evils that plague their lives. The ones done onto them, and the ones that they themselves committed. Glory City had been built on these lies. Too bad Ichigo was never one to tolerate bull****.

He was a shining beacon in their lives. Why would they want to ruin something so beautiful by fighting over him? The girls of the Literature Club realize just how awesome their mutual love interest is at balancing their needs and desires. Rated T for a reason. Warnings inside. Lots of fluff and romance.

He wasn't the strongest, smartest or even the fastest, but if there was one thing Jaune Arc was confident in, it was his culinary skills. Jaune hoped that confidence would transfer to fighting Grimm. Armed with his father's support along with Crocea Mors, Jaune sets out to be a Huntsman Remnant could be proud of.

Dragonborn in the animated Justice League universe.

At the end of service, on the last day before the servers shut down, thirty seven members of the Guild Ainz Ooal Gown were retired. The other three paid one last visit to the Great Tomb of Nazarick before going their own way, leaving Momonga alone. But what if those three stuck around until the end?

This isn't the usual story where Harry gets a cursed coin, or unlocks the Sharingan. This is a story of betrayals, how they molded a boy and how they changed him into the man he is and becomes. How the meeting of just one person can change the course of one's entire destiny, and how they're defined.

The numerous human tribes of the Milky Way have lived the last ten thousand years under the yoke of the Goa'uld. Most think their lot bad. They do so, because they have yet to meet a Dungeon Keeper...

Kayaba Akihiko had accounted for many things when he set his stage. The players would be kept alive to populate Aincrad, unique skills to be granted to those with the potential to be the heroes of this story and even the role he would play in this living world he created. But there was one thing he could never have foreseen. The appearance of a real hero in this fake tale of his.

A BT nBSG crossover where the Star league survives the Amaris Civil war. has original characters please be kind as I've gone on a story line in battletech verse that I'm not very knowledgeble about. its a story that has sat on my harddrive for a while

Guts was betrayed by the person he cared for the most... again... After escaping the World of the Eclipse a second time, Guts and party find themselves in a new land with a dungeon full of monsters that can be killed for money. Time for Guts to go to work. Hopefully all the killing will distract him enough to stop him from going off the deep end. (Large Berserk Cast, Casca Bashing)

Being born into Hyuga clan is cool, being The Gamer is even cooler. Too bad some characters are just too OP. AU Self-Insert / SI

What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!

Ichika Orimura isn't like most people. Then again most people aren't kidnapped at age eight, rescued by and then soul bound to super-powered girls from another world. See what happens when a White Knight is drawn into a conflict where he's supposed to sit back and watch his loved ones fight. IchikaXHarem eventually. Rated M for possible Language, violence and adult situatons.

Take three, with a different set of omnipotent people. I haven't really decided yet. If you haven't read these before, it's quite simple - a man from the early 21st Century ends up in the 22nd Century and he's not playing by 22nd Century rules. Rated M.

Lelouch, as a Reward for his altruism, has been sent back in time after his death. But he soon realizes that, after 'dying', he will keep on going back to some random events of his first life and he loses interest for the World's fate. "Sure, Rivalz, I'll help you with your motorbike." Rated M for a reason. Not entirely serious. Pairing : Lelouch x Random

Two Arrancar and a simple decision to break the routine of everyday life in Las Noches. The chain of events that followed that one action was beyond the wildest imaginations of everyone involved. After all, how could an Arrancar come to love a Human? IchigoxHarem - No longer discontinued.

Reborn after my embarrassing fall at Godric's Hollow as the Potter brat was an interesting experience. Getting sorted into Hufflepuff, even more so. But reborn as the Lord of Winterfell in Westeros as my playground? Now that was new, even to a retired Dark Lord.

The reasoning of pureblood fanatics is incomprehensible to anyone halfway normal, and even Harry Potter is close enough to ordinary to find himself at a loss for how on earth Narcissa Malfoy so suddenly became Mrs. Ronald Weasley. [crackship, crackfic, crack premise; Roncissa, lemon-scented]

Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.

AU. How did the Borg Collective come to be? What if the Systems Alliance had the Borg as allies during The First Contact War?

I'm just a sheep farmer, so why do my circumstances keep pushing me to do this? Self-insert / SI / OC / OC-insert / AU

After the fight with the Didact some random events propel the Chief into a new adventure. Will the Chief be able to cope with the events to come and maybe discover a new side of himself.

Thirteen years have passed since the death of Emperor Reinhard the Invincible. Humanity has begin to rebuild, but tensions are high in the realm of the Golden Lion. But as new enemies emerge, and a bigger galaxy is discovered, it seems that the old adage may yet be true: only a common enemy can bring Humanity together.

No. 04 Karasuba was someone who greatly respected the strong. After all, it was her life's goal to see all of them lie dead at her feet. So how exactly was it that she came to wing Sahashi Minato, of all people, at all?

The day after the capture of Fortress Doldrey the Band of the Hawk marches back to Wyndham, the capital of Midland. But as their ranks march a strange light envelops the Band of the Hawk, transporting them to an unfamiliar world. How will the Hawks manage themselves in this strange new environment? Meanwhile in Westeros, Robb Stark comes across a curious piece of jewelry...

Zabuza was right. When he died, he didn't join Haku in Heaven. No, his hands were far too stained to ever be blessed with white wings, so it was no surprise when he awoke in the underworld as a devil. Now, years later with his better half by his side, he's ready to set out on a new path. To gather a peerage worth his time, and re-earn his title as the Demon of the Mist.

Harry was Abandoned by his Family, hated by his relatives, forgot who he was and will becomes a so powerful that Voldemort would quiver in fear. This is a Harry is Kabuto.(no-slash)a harem. Grey Kabuto . Kabuto/Guren/Fem-Gaara/Non-Fan Girl-Karin/Fem-Naruto...Multi crossover

Hikaru only ever wanted to play soccer. Then he met Sai, a go-playing ghost from the Heian period.

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

Following Keitaro's first failure of the Todai Exam's Granny Hina decides to save her grandson from her son's wrath. As the manager of the Beach Cafe Hina, Keitaro now needs to balance making the cafe/restaurant successful and still study for todai.

A Spin-off of The Serpent Sorcerer. After his reputation becomes to troublesome, Kabuto decides to go to a place where no one's heard of him. Where his past is erased and he can do whatever he wants, before he decides to go to his homeland. (Naruto* Soul Eater* Harry Potter Crossover) Kabuto is Harry. Grey Kabuto. KabutoxGorgonFamilyHarem(Medusa, Arachne, Shaula, Fem-Crona)

The war was won...or was it? See what really happened.

Rewrite of Golden Afternoon. Someone wakes up not feeling quite like himself. Meanwhile, experts gradually become concerned over the increasingly erratic behavior of the world's most powerful hero...

AU. Tensions between the Chinese Federation and The Holy Empire of Britannia are at their peak. Fearing war, Prime Minister Schneizel sends Lelouch to the Chinese Federation to ease the tensions, and make the future governors of the two nations closer. For years, they develop a close bond and become firm friends, but what happens when the young Empress wants something more?

Harry wants to transfer to a different school.

Mr. House claims that in ten years, he'll have colonists set up on the moon. But what about twenty years later? Thirty? The sky is the limit when Mr. House and his top lieutenant discover alien ruins on Mars, and make a discovery that will change the galaxy forever.

The Ruler of the Sea, the Wild Stallion. What happens when the two meets? Oneshot Fic. This is my first serious attempt at a most unlikely pairing. Due to popular requests, Now with a Side-Story added to it. SPECIAL COVER ART by Manu-Chan, commission by Silverhawk88! Thank you so much for that!

Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.

After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.

This is a OC SI/Self Insert where the person is not in fact reborn as some random side character; open to be preyed upon by outside evil forces; but as one of the potentially evil forces right from the get go: Orochimaru. Naori Uchiha is one of the pairing but isn't available in characters. Orochimaru/Naori/Tsunade/Mei only.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years

Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.

The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.

One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.

One Shot. An angry person walks in on a meeting and yells at the Admirals, reminding them about one of humanity's worst kept secret (nukes). Six months later, the Reapers invade.

This is the story of what would happen if events had spiraled out of control due to a single moment of indecision. Japan goes ahead with it's all of nothing resistance to the last man, and the effects are felt throughout history. This is the story of one man, hell-bent on righting the wrongs of his former homeland, no matter the cost. Rated M for intense violence.

An unsuspecting man is dropped in a fictional war zone and must survive in a world much different than his own. (ABANDONED)

Cowl doesn't like the idea of his old teacher's toys getting in the wrong hands. In a bid to keep one of Kemmler's most dangerous writings away from those who would misuse its power, he hides in a place they'll never find - another universe. Only, he neglects to think that world might have scavengers of its own.

This is a terminator Stargate crossover it will use few of the main characters in the terminator verse and the same can be said of Stargate with the exception of the Goa'uld

Zero Requiem: A plan to unite the world in hatred against single man. Decent idea, unfortunately Lelouch did not count on the collective apathy of humanity.

Though he failed the first time, Urashima Keitaro succeded his second time. Now 21 years old, he is done visiting his parents and now is headed to his Grandmother's Inn before returning to Tokyo. He should have known, anything involving Grandma Hina calling would only end somehow wrong, or in this case, right. (M for later chapters. Keitaro x Harem, duh.) Chapter 2 is now up.

Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

2233, Eight months after the fall of Omelos. A thorough study of the Dilgar war is finished and changes the forward looking strategy of the Earth Alliance. "This story changes the time line of the Babylon 5 universe after the Dilgar War."

How could this have happened? It was over. He beat Lelouch and brought him before the Emperor. How could Lelouch have won? Now Suzaku was endure the horrors from his failure, the death of all his dreams. AU set between R1 and 2.

This is a series of possible scenarios when Hinata House is inhabited by not only humans girls, but also monster girls. Will Keitaro be able to survive the inevitable chaos that will follow? (supposed to be a crossover with Daily Life with a Monster Girl and was originally a challenge that I thought of before I decided to write down some scenes)

Minato returns home from a tumultuous time abroad, forged in the fires of combat into something no one in his family could envision. When he stumbles into the Sekirei plan he will begin to challenge Minaka and this so called game in the name of love and honor. Minato/Tsukiumi/Akitzu/Kazehana main wives.

A 7-year old Luffy is approached by his future self. It seems Luffy's entire crew died at the hands of Fleet Admiral Akainu right after defeating the Yonkou Kaidou. Follow a much stronger, smarter Luffy as he repeats his adventure, hoping to avoid the same fate as well as correct some mistakes. Warning: OOC!Luffy, Godlike!Luffy, Smarter!Luffy, LuffyxRobin pairing on the side.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.

How a Kakashi/Naruto relationship would go down in the Canon Universe. Not for fans of Kakashi/Naruto.

What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)

What if humanity never reached the stars united? What if their technology continued to advance independently from ME technology. If the conflict that started in the first half of the 20.century instead of stopping spread across hundred of worlds. What will the Citadel species and the Reapers find deep in the unexplored darkness of the galaxy?

Finally giving into her hidden curisoity about having an ashikabi, Karasuba goes on a journey of love, acceptence and change. "Alright laugh it up Yume, you were right." Karasuba grumbled. "I told you all along Karasuba." Yume said with a triumphant smile.

A divergent TL in which humanity discovers the Shadows presence on Mars two centuries before the babylon % TL

Darth Maul is approached by Lord Sidious for a new mission with three objectives. Objective One: Kill a god. Objective Two: Destroy an army. Objective Three: Protect Sailor Moon!

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

A short-one shot plot bunny I wrote down. What if the God-Emperor of Mankind and Emperor Palpatine switched bodies? EDIT: 11/15/2012, Chapter 5 has been edited and rewritten.

Verb, past tense. Meaning: "To be abducted by supernatural entities." In this case, those entities would be wizards, and their abductee is none other than the very annoyed Danny Fenton.

The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.

Bayville High has a new Exchange Student: Ranma. How much of a difference will his presence make in the Mutant community?

My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.

Naruto/Pokegirl crossover. In an attempt to stave off death, The Kyuubi enacts a ritual, ripping open the dimensional portals and sending Naruto into a world where he learns about these strange new beings that inhabit it and discover more about himself

Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.

Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.

In a clearing of the Forbidden Forest, Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have met for a final confrontation. Just themselves; no friends, allies, or supporters. Two wizards enter, one victor leaves. Locking their gazes, hands began to reach for wands-

After receiving and digesting a long lesson in might-have-beens and could-bes, Ranma decides to start making his own plans for his life and his future. The long-awaited sequel to "Another Rainy Day in Nerima".

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Lelouch was quite prepared to die, consigned to going down in history as the Demon Emperor, the target of the world's misery. He wasn't prepared to start over from the begining. LelouchxHarem. Rated T for now.

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As old enemies fall by the wayside new ones appear to challenge the Tau'ri and their allies.

After four years on her own, Leah thought she'd escaped her dismal old life at La Push. But when she's called home to attend Jacob and Renesmee's wedding, she brings a little company, and the stage is set for her old and new lives to collide. COMPLETE

The Death Spectres of the Adeptus Astartes have served the Imperium for nine thousand years. They are the thin line of resistance between eternal damnation and humanity. Now, one Space Marine finds himself stranded on a world called Azeroth.

In which Madara does the obvious in the war. Spoilers for the most recent arc in the manga.

Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.

Kaz and Sakura aren't the sweet nice couple everybody thinks they are. Instead, they're a pair of sociopathic professional criminals-caught up in the BR Program! Surprises lie ahead! Mangaverse AU.

She had lost everything that was important to her. He was the one who found her, and gave her a reason to live.

As soon as Peter gets his powers, he does three things to change his life: 1. Uses it to steal super villain money, 2. Uses this money to support his family, 3. Moves to Bayville. Things start to look up...until he meets the X-Men.

Dumbledore wanted a saviour for the wizarding world. Someone who would step up and save the wizarding world from prejudice. Well, you know what they say, Be Careful What You Wish For... preface of 'Rise of the Wizards'. Darkish and manipulative Harry,

Shinobu was in trouble and needed help. Then he saved her. KeiXShin. Rated M for some swear words and adult themes. my first ever fanfac so i hope you enjoy it. please tell me what you think

The first recon mission to North Korea has taken place. The news is not good.

An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.

After years of planning, Uzumaki Naruto had razed Konoha to the ground and slaughtered his enemies. With the shinobi world dying, the demon ninja decided to seek peace in a new one. His arrival will spark a new revolution to all Yokais. -Dark Naruto-

Set immediately after Foundation and Earth. With characters introduced in the Second Trilogy, Gaia must decide how to respond to Daneel and his story. And the Foundations head again toward conflict, this time with permanent consequences for the galaxy.

Same guy, Same girls only difference is Keitaros 8! Follow his adventures as he comes to live with the Hinata Sou girls

Short Oneshot. It's about time indeed...

As Paris was to Troy, so was Sully to the Na'vi with his thoughtless actions, which have very dark consequences.

Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.

A rainy day brings Ranma into possession of a strange mirror. But, instead of faces, its face gazes into his past to show him the present that might have been...

As long as his body can grasp his sword he refuses to fade away. The title of struggler defines his existance. It is time for the black swordsman to enter another war. A war between Masters and Servants. A war for the holy grail.

3rd Story Arc in the Perception Universe. The millennia old game played by the older powers have been interrupted and Harry Potter has finally returned from the Hell dimensions to reform his power base from the shattered pieces.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Mangaverse AU: What if Kazuo's coin toss had come up differently---and he had chosen to resist The Program? Kazuo/Izumi, Shogo/Takako, Mitsuru/Hirono

COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.

No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.

Taken from Nerima and stripped of much of his strength by a spell gone wrong, Ranma must gain new abilities and powers to face off against an enemy that seeks not only his soul, but those of Earth as well.

Harry Potter had fielded and led vast armies, manipulated intergalactic wars and raised mankind to the heights of first ones but he had not actually existed until a chaos mage sabotaged a Halloween on the hell mouth.

AU. Hikaru already knows Go when he first comes across Sai. How will this change things, as we delve into the Hikaru no Go world, Hawk-style? Come on in and find out...

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

More than a hundred years before, Harry Potter was hailed as the boywholived and led the wizarding world against the muggle population in a holy war. He is hailed for creating the world that exists today. But noone considered that aliens might exist and t

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

A story of lost love and the lengths to which one woman will go to regain it.

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.