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Hi.

I was thirteen when I found out about fanfics. It was clearly illegal (for me to read them) xD

Now (2019) I am 23 and I'm... still here? That's crazy.

I like to stop by from time to time, read shit, and cry about those glory days. Which are over. Adulthood sucks.

Our Polish forum is dead, only few people still hanging like me. And here, also, most of brilliant authors are over fanfics. Last seen 2011 xD

I'm still translating things on my chomikuj site. It gives me joy, even tho 5 people usually read them xD

I used to write my own, but it was garbage xD And I never finished anything, beside one crappy thing which was just my crazy mind thrown on the word document. I got maybe 3 reviews xD Good days.

I don't even know why I'm writing this, not like anyone going to read this.

I want to kill myself, anyway, cheers. R I P Twilight Fics.

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Need by SilverLinedApathy reviews
He was certain he'd never feel he deserved her, but he had already decided that his need for her eclipsed that troubling notion. In a lot of ways, he thought she needed him too. And she did. Sure, she had survived without him, but need for this wonderful man throbbed in her chest. Post CACW through AIF. Bucky x OC Sequel to Deserving. Content warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,104 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 5/21 - OC, Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 60 - Words: 464,354 - Reviews: 20575 - Favs: 13,334 - Follows: 7,372 - Updated: 6/28/2020 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meet Me In A Memory (Smut) by LyricalRiot reviews
Lemony. Smutty. Cleaner T version also available. Rey goes back in time to try to save Ben, but accidentally goes too far, ending up in her own skin on Takodana right before their first encounter.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,675 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 2/14/2020 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
Lovely Ghosts of Fandom Past by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Not a story, just a quick and totally FFn-illicit publishing message!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/8/2020
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4054 - Favs: 4,566 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Reaching in the Dark by Aria2302 reviews
What might you do if, after all your connections to the world are stripped away, you're left with nothing but a gun and a mission from someone who tells you that it's right? Out of desperation not to lose that last link to the world, what kind of strength might it take not to fire, if only once? Canon through TWS, then AU. Bucky/OC, Sequel to "Who is Alice Shaw?"
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/18/2020 - Published: 2/13/2019 - [Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier, OC] Captain America/Steve R., Falcon/ Sam W. - Complete
Who is Alice Shaw? by Aria2302 reviews
Call her the Wicked Witch of the Western Front, or the Cavalry, or the Angel of Azzano, but to her face it should always be 'Ma'am' or 'Lieutenant'. A fierce nurse of the 111th Field Hospital, Alice Shaw represents a secret that was never meant to survive historical record. She sticks to the fringes of film and avoids photographers, and there's a good reason why… (Bucky/OC)
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 104,171 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 3/26/2019 - Published: 5/28/2018 - [Bucky B./Winter Soldier, OC] Steve R./Capt. America, Dum Dum Dugan - Complete
Breath of Life by Reign77 reviews
Bella Swan is angry; with life, with her parents, with the world in general. Leaving Phoenix to spend some time with her father, she just wants closure so she can move on with her life. But she didn't count on finding a supernatural world. Will it make a difference? A B/P non-imprint story. Rated MA for sex, language, and adult content. Over 18 only! OOC Bella. Give it a shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 135,881 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - [Bella, Paul] Charlie S., Quil Sr.
Colliding Meteors by IdreamofEddy reviews
EDITED Starts during Chap.3 of New Moon. Edward leaves Bella. Sam does not find Bella,someone else does. This is Jasper/Bella, Lots of profanity, adult situations. AU and more than a little OOC. JasperXBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,081 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,116 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Bella, Jasper
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15256 - Favs: 9,120 - Follows: 9,322 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8477 - Favs: 5,261 - Follows: 4,382 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8424 - Favs: 6,342 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,290 - Reviews: 6831 - Favs: 4,925 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9586 - Favs: 10,196 - Follows: 5,336 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Beautiful Letdown by ladyinblue6 reviews
Bella's the weird chick at school, Edward's the mayor's son. Homecoming brings them together and lands them with a bun in the oven. How will they deal with the pregnancy and their peers? Inspired by Juno.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,106 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5431 - Favs: 7,353 - Follows: 3,499 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12677 - Favs: 7,529 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Secret Compartment by Paulina87 reviews
Bella postanawia przeprowadzić się do Forks. W ramach pożegnalnego prezentu od Renee i Phila dostaje mahoniowe biurko z 1900 roku. Przypadkiem odkrywa tajemniczą skrytkę, w której znajdują się listy miłosne.... zakochuje się w adresacie, ale on przecież
Twilight - Rated: T - Polish - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Bella, Edward
Dear Isabella by wtvoc reviews
He said "always". She wasn't so sure. All-human. M for language. All the usual angst applies.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,153 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remembering Sunday by Raptured Ignorance reviews
AU/AH; Afflicted by a terminal, genetic disease, Isabella Swan is desperate to lose “it” before she dies. Her best friend since they were in the womb Edward Cullen just might be the boy to help her. Well, not until he saves her life, of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,215 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Dialogi potłuczone by thingrodiel reviews
Parodia niektórych bzdurnych pomysłów ff. Założenie: Cullenowie Bella Jacob świetnie zdają sobie sprawę z tego, że są pakowani do najprzeróżniejszych rodzajów ff. Znają Autorkę i jej pomysły, wiedzą, że działa na wymyślonym forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - Polish - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2009
Socks for Sex by goldentemptress reviews
Is life as a housewife everything it's cracked up to be for Bella Cullen? Will her single best friend Alice ever find the love of her life, or end up all alone in the world of high fashion? Collaboration with Nostalgicmiss, E/B & A/J-A/J, AH OOC Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 276,760 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Sk8ter Boi by vampire-legend reviews
Though reluctant to move, teenage skater, Edward Cullen, finds solace in new friends. How will Edward and Bella's immediate best friend relationship fair when sparks are flying? How will Edward cope without the attention that competition brings him? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,559 - Reviews: 1390 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mirrors by adorablecullens reviews
Teddy's secret and magical childhood is lost when a family heirloom is destroyed, changing his life forever. Now an adult, can Edward open himself back up to magic and love when he meets a beautiful - and hauntingly familiar - woman in real life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 93,498 - Reviews: 4201 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5708 - Favs: 5,384 - Follows: 4,689 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 9,185 - Follows: 3,331 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,382 - Follows: 1,141 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Waxing Crescent by Pastiche Pen reviews
Everything is set for Renesmee. She has love, immortality--and an attitude. If only her rebellion didn't have horrible consequences... Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 72,371 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Wide Awake OUTTAKES by AngstGoddess003 reviews
These are chapter outtakes for WA. Scenes and false starts that didn't make the cut, but still have some funny and good moments. Just for fun. Not srs bsns. Don't read if you've become attached to the finer details in the story. M for language and stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7815 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 2,878 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spiral Static by Coquettishness reviews
NOW COMPLETE. Newly married, Edward and Bella explore their relationship in new ways, opening themselves up to unfamiliar and sometimes frightening experiences, unaware that danger follows them at each turn. Until it catches up with them, that is. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,060 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete