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Joined 09-09-09, id: 2078848, Profile Updated: 04-21-10
Author has written 27 stories for Bones, Smallville, Dirty Sexy Money, JAG, Army Wives, Star Wars, and Once Upon a Time.

hey, i'm unwittysidekick.

thanks for taking the time to read my stories and check out my profile!

i've been reading various fandoms fanfiction on this site for years and just recently started posting some of my own work here. (all of my stories can also be found on my blog over on livejournal)

about my stories/pairings:
most of the ideas i have center around a romantic relationship of some kind, the majority of which are non-canon couples. Also, because i am most fascinated with ‘what if’ most of my stories can be classified as ‘AU.’
all my stories to date have been one shots because, from personal experience, i know how frustrating it can be to start reading a story that, for whatever reason, isn’t finished. i do have several ideas for longer stories but rest assured that i won’t start posting them till i'm confident in my ability to complete it.

and for anyone who is awesome enough to take the time to comment on one of my stories, i always try to reply back in some way :)

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Broken Summer by lousiemcdoogle reviews
"There would be no unexpected sound of her key in the lock. No sound of stilettos across the floorboards. No laughing greeting or warm embrace or welcoming kiss. Not any more." -My entry for the 2013 Castle Hiatus Ficathon
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,639 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
Apple of My Eye by CSM reviews
Anyone can have a baby, but it takes extraordinary person to be a mother. It's about loving and caring for your child unconditionally no matter the cost. Post 6x10.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,632 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
Finding the Possibility by Castlecnd reviews
It was late, but Beckett had a skip in her step as she walked down the street towards the restaurant where she knew Castle would be waiting for her. She was twisting her hair around her finger with a shy smile across her glowing face as she noticed the time on her father's watch. She picked up her pace and ducked down a side street. What's waiting will tear her apart.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,215 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/21 - Rick C., Kate B., Alexis C.
Home Is Where The Heart Is by Radical Liar reviews
A story of redemption as Beckett and Castle struggled with the massive changes in their lives.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,977 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
The Scars On Our Hearts by laurenanna reviews
AU: Kate and Rick lost each other five years ago. Now she's marrying another man. Can a chance encounter change everything? A story about finding yourself, what you'd lost, and what you didn't even realise you were missing.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,012 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
Life Itself by LostExploring reviews
What if Castle met Kate instead of Meredith. AU.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,659 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Rick C., Kate B.
A Night to Forget by LorelaiGilmore82 reviews
Young Kate Beckett had looked for a night to forget only to find it turned into one she would remember for the rest of her life. AU
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 67 - Words: 183,320 - Reviews: 2781 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Kate B., Rick C., Martha R., Alexis C. - Complete
Glitter by Sparkly Faerie reviews
He knew he shouldn't. She was married to another man. "Well, there was this one woman." He began anyway. "She was a cop; but she got hurt and left the city. I never heard from her again." Future!fic.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/20 - Rick C., Kate B., Josh D. - Complete
the saddest lines by closingdoors reviews
An ultimately AU oneshot post '47 seconds' in which 'Headhunters' never happened. Because without Ethan Slaughter, perhaps they never would've found one another again. COMPLETE.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/8 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Perchance to dream by Garrae reviews
"She's falling down the rabbit hole of her obsession, but completely unable to stop." Her mother's case haunts Beckett's sleep and the only thing stopping her nightmares is being with Castle. Season Two, post the almost kiss in Vampire Weekend. NOW COMPLETE.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,561 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Lost and Found by scripting life reviews
A four-year-old, a mall, and finding something you didn't even know you'd lost. Sometimes all it takes is a chance encounter for everything to fall into place. AU with echoes of canon.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 82,514 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Kate B., Rick C.
somewhere to go by closingdoors reviews
A Castle/Beckett baby fic. "He'll never lie and say that he didn't picture it sometimes, Kate with a swollen stomach, glowing. He knows she's imagined it too. He's seen the deep flush of her cheeks late at night when he catches her daydreaming." Cover art by houghtonsbeckett. COMPLETE.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,521 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
All kinds of rabbit holes by honeyandvodka reviews
Her favourite author just bought her a drink? Shut. The. Front. Door. What if Castle and Beckett met five years earlier?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,292 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Something Suddenly Has Begun by brookemopolitan reviews
Those warm, heavy, "I want a baby" feelings didn't scare Kate so much anymore. Shamelessly fluffy pregnancy fic. Set beyond s5. Rating subject to change
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,686 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Time to Panic by ThisMutualWeirdness reviews
Starting in 4x15 'Pandora'. Castle and Beckett find themselves in a sticky situation once again- locked in the trunk of a car. What if Beckett hadn't managed to get the trunk open and the scene were a little... different?
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,407 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Rick C., Kate B.
darkness can't touch our lives by libraryghosts reviews
She doesn't do this. Not usually. Sure, maybe sometimes work bleeds a little too much into her personal life. Sometimes she identifies with the victims families a little too much. Sometimes she crosses lines. But this is different. TW: MENTIONS OF RAPE. Complete.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Never Lie to a Detective by PerfectNonsense16 reviews
After waking up in Castle's bed Kate panics and tries to cover up any evidence she had been there, hoping that he would wake up thinking it was all just a dream. Unfortunately for her Castle is a better detective than she gives him credit for. Now it's up to him to make her face her own feelings but given how stubborn she can be he's going to have to be a little creative.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,262 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Burden of Proof by Ephemeral Lunatic reviews
Two years ago, she told him that she'd get him out if he ever ended up behind bars wrongfully accused of a crime. Unfortunately for him, the crime he's being accused of right now is against her, and until she wakes up, it's his word versus all the evidence piling up against him. Now AU because I'm slow and new episodes just keep coming out faster than I write new chapters. COMPLETE
Castle - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,742 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Changes Exposed by sunshine372008 reviews
A Pre-5x08 Story Idea - Handshakes and stolen moments together, are never enough to satisfy the insatiable hunger. Will careless actions cause more exposure than they realise?
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Waiting for More by farewellblindgirl reviews
After nine years of marriage, Rick Castle finally has to get out. But when the daughter of an old friend comes into his life, he starts to find a reason to work for more. AU, Now Complete, with Epilogue.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,035 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
An Unlikely Wedding by TheTruthBetween reviews
Third and last in the series. Read The Unlikely Couple and An Unlikely Proposal first.
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [H. Rabb, L. Singer] - Complete
An Unlikely Proposal by TheTruthBetween reviews
Sequel to The Unlikely Couple, definitely gonna hafta read that first to understand this at all LOL
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [H. Rabb, L. Singer] - Complete
The Unlikely Couple by TheTruthBetween reviews
A promise turns into an obsession for Harm. Like *that's* hard to imagine! LOL
JAG - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - [H. Rabb, L. Singer] - Complete
Sick by TheTruthBetween reviews
I'm sick. Every time I see him, every time I see her. Sick. Harm/?
JAG - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - H. Rabb - Complete
You Don't Know Giac by Lady-of-the-Refrigerator reviews
One thing Kendall knew for sure, as he picked his way through the rubble of the collapsed tomb, was that you can't run something like Project Black Hole without learning a thing or two about Milo Giacomo Rambaldi. SPOILERS FOR THE SERIES FINALE.
Alias - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Jack B. - Complete
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All the King's Horses reviews
After Harm intervenes in a moment of crisis, Loren attempts to put the pieces of her life back together.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,367 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - H. Rabb, L. Singer - Complete
Aftermath reviews
The battle had been won...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Emma S. - Complete
Padme's Choice reviews
Everyone knows Padme died of a broken heart, right? But what if she didn't.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Padmé Amidala - Complete
If You're Reading This reviews
Emmalin receives a letter she hoped she'd never get.
Army Wives - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
Comic Books and Miniskirts reviews
There are some things you just shouldn't mess with.
Army Wives - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
FastTracked reviews
Some relationships develop over time. Others, at a more accelerated pace.
JAG - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,069 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - H. Rabb, J. Coates
Daddy's Little Girl reviews
Michael Holden's little girl was getting married today.
Army Wives - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Michael H., Emmalin H. - Complete
If You're Watching This reviews
Before going to LuthorCorp, Tess made a brief stop at Watchtower.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tess M. - Complete
What People Think reviews
Jeremy and Emmalin at Disney World.
Army Wives - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
Thunderclap reviews
Companion piece to Thunderbolt.
Army Wives - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
Thunderbolt reviews
One second was all it took.
Army Wives - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Jeremy S., Emmalin H. - Complete
The Only Boy She Ever Loved reviews
Couldn't think of a summary that wouldn't spoil anything, so you'll just have to read and find out.
Army Wives - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
Hasty Preparations reviews
Emmalin prepares for house guests.
Army Wives - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Emmalin H., Jeremy S. - Complete
Instant Connection reviews
Jeremy and Emmalin are instant messaging.
Army Wives - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jeremy S., Emmalin H. - Complete
A JAG Christmas Carol reviews
A JAG twist on the Christmas classic.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2010 - H. Rabb, L. Singer - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus reviews
The title kinda says it all. Inspired by the song.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - H. Rabb, J. Coates - Complete
Breaking Cover reviews
Jennifer Coates has a secret. She's not who everyone thinks she is. Why is she really at JAG? And will she risk it all for the man she loves?
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,844 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - J. Coates, H. Rabb - Complete
Trick or Treat reviews
A chance encounter at a costume party changes the lives of two of the JAG staff forever.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2010 - H. Rabb, L. Singer - Complete
Operation: Opportunity reviews
Harm is on a mission...
JAG - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2010 - H. Rabb, J. Coates - Complete
Just a Dream reviews
Inspired by the Carrie Underwood song of the same name. Saying anymore would give too much away.
JAG - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2010 - J. Coates - Complete
Before and After reviews
At Harm's court martial in the episode Meltdown, his lawyer's final question to Jennifer Coates was 'had he ever put his hands on her.' What if she had a different answer to that question?
JAG - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,275 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/19/2010 - H. Rabb, J. Coates - Complete
The Misunderstanding reviews
What if Lisa had been the one to find Jeremy getting drunk at the end of 'The Bad Guy' instead of Nurse Gold Digger? Goes AU from there.
Dirty Sexy Money - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Consumed reviews
After the events of Bride, Clark runs into 'Chloe'
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Clark K./Superman - Complete
Rift
What if Chloe's comments in the last Chloe/Clark/Jimmy scene in Abyss weren't the writer's way of making sure the audience was clear it actually happened? What if something else was going on there? Kind of dark.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Chloe S. - Complete
Heartbeat
Takes place during Committed. My attempt to redeem this episode for Chlark fans
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Chloe S. - Complete
Illiad reviews
How did Oliver and Co know Clark was missing? And how did Lex's goons find out about Chloe's IQ increase? Prelude to Odyssey
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Chloe S. - Complete
These Dreams We Dream reviews
Post - The Critic in the Cabernet. AU
Bones - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - T. Brennan - Complete
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