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I am definetly not telling my real name I don't want any stalkers! My fake name is Felicity thats what my friends usually call me but on the internet you guys can just call me Koddie

this was when I was playing kingdm hearts

sis: what are you playing?

me: I'm playing kingdom hearts

sis: who you fighting?

me: dindin

sis: who?

me: dindin its xaldin but I call him dindin

sis: -.- your so weird

me: :D I know

put this on your profile if you hate larxene haters (leave her alone!!)

put this on your profile if you wanna cosplay as demyx axel and zexion (all I need to do for my zexy costume is the book and the cloak)

"Lets go beat Zexion with twilight books"~ my friend Anna

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have a insane friend copy this into your profile.

"Stupid cows stop jumping off random cliffs!"~ My friend Tritan play Red Dead Redemption

When all else fails cheat repeat till caught then lie

"Isn't it everyones dream to ride a shopping cart during a zombie apocolypse!?"~ Me

"I'm not suffering from insanity I'm enjoying it too much!" ~ Me (again)

A list of some other quotes me and my friends made

(Note: we were playing Red dead redemption at this time and Tritan's cousin Josh was over)

Tritan: They just had to Kill him off

Me: Kill who off?

Tritan: Uncle

Me: Who's uncle?

Tritan: *insert evil glare* you don't know who uncle is?

Me: No should I?

Tritan: YES!! HE IS THE MOST AWESOMEST CHARACTER IN RED DEAD REDEMPTION!!!!!

Me: Yeah but I don't Have Red dead redemption

Tritan:...

Josh: Hey look! its a historical site!...Uncle's grave it says 'Uncle impossible to forget'

Me: you guys are obsessed

Anna: you know what I think your the reason I get insane every day

Me: me? but what about Hope?

Anna: Not really she barley hangs out with us anymore

Me: *sigh* your right

Me: COME ON JUST DIE ALREADY!!! (me playing silent hill 2 the first enemy you have to fight I couldn't find the button to hit)

Hope: Yelling at random things again?

Me: no I'm trying to kill this zombie!

Hope: Exactly thats a random thing

Me: *silence for a few moments*

Me: grabbin pills

Hope (on the phone): what?

Me: weapons over here!

Hope: -_-

Me: Shhh I hear a witch

Hope: your kidding right?

Me: AHHH AHHH!! IT GOT ME LOUIS FRANCIS BILL!!! AHHHH!!!!

Hope: if francis is me then I'm not helping

Me: X_X

Hope: felicity? felicity?? you still there?

Me: RAHHHH!!!

Hope: O_O

Me: woof!

Hope: o_o there's something wrong with you today

"If I met that girl on camp rock that said 'Dancing is my geeky side' I would punch her" ~Me

"Eminem is awesome!"~Hope

(this was when I got the new game informer magazine)

Warning: if you haven't finished kingdom hearts 2 then don't read this because there are spoilers you have been wanred)

Me: *reading game informer magazine aloud* "And it finally explains what the heck is going on in that secret movie ending with the bunny armor people in a keyblade gravyard in kingdom hearts 2" wait what!? woah! spoiler!

Mom: *sighs*

Me: I'm sueing them!

Mom: *rolls eyes*

I should have wrote down what I'm like oh well I'll just do it here

Likes:

Paramore

Music

Anime

hmmm GIR!!!

Dislikes:

Justin beiber (beaver)

bad actors

suckish movies

short movies

very slow songs that make you wanna fall asleep

there finished!

Fav anime's:

Naruto

Bleach

FMA (Full Metal ALchemist)

Death Note

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Fav video games:

(Horror section)

Silent hill

Resident evil

Juon: the grudge

(RPG section)

Final fantasy

Star ocean

(Pokemon games)

Red

Saphire

Diamond

Silver

Pokemon XD

Koddie's words of wisdom: horror movie tips

When in doubt know your way out

Always trust the dude with a gun because when he dies you can always steal his gun

Don't trust girls that wear very revealing cloths because you know that just wanna get in bed with you

If your not sure if the undead is dead dead then it doesn't hurt to give one more blow to the head

Don't join up with people that act like they know everything because there pretty much the ones to go first

If you have a smoking problem its time to quit because if your just having a nice smoke in a dark allyway the killers gonna see you as easy prey

Don't get drunk because the killers also gonna see you as easy prey

Don't have sex because you never know if the guy/girl is the killer

Always shoot the killer five times then run hime over with the car six because he's not really dead if you don't

If your watching a movie then all of a sudden the grudge comes out of your Tv grab a knife as fast as you can

Same thing with the ring girl

If you fall asleep on elm street your screwed

If you go to Camp crystal lake your also screwed

If you get a doll named chucky your screwed

so get this in your big fat head WHEN YOU SEE A KILLER WITH A WEAPON YOU. ARE. SCREWED.

"Everyone recognizes me no one recognizes you" ~Me being Freddy krueger talking to my sister being Jason on halloween

"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusta's"~My sister doing Asian ghostbusters (XD)

I like pie if you don't actually like pie copy and paste this on your profile

Hope: so what happened on your halloween?

Me: oh I got chased by Micheal Myer's (I forget how to spell his last name)

Hope:...really?

Me; yeah I was like "hey dude you want some candy?" and he comes up to me and I'm like "please don't hurt me" and he starts walking around me so I ran into the house

Hope:...*walks away*

Me: HE'LL COME FOR YOU NEXT!!!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect., copy this into your profile!

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you're easily distracted, copy and pa- OOH SHINY!

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SOUNDTRACK TO YOUR LIFE

If your life were a movie what would the soundtrack be?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Win amp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening credits:

Dance Dance~BY Fall out boy

Waking up:

All American girl~BY Carrie Underwood (well..I would kinda wanna wake up to this...maybe)

First day at school:

High School never ends:BY Bowling for soup (yus!)

Making your new best friend:

It's Raining men:BY Geri Halliwell (wtf!?)

Falling in love:

Pretty fly for a white guy:BY The Offspring (...)

Breaking up:

Original Prankster:BY The Offspring (...again)

Prom:

Blah Blah Blah:By Ke$ha (...huh...)

Graduation:

According to you:BY Orianthi (okay then...)

Life's ok:

Concrete Angel:BY Martina Mcbride (not so much)

Death of a close friend:

Girlfriend:BY Avril Lavigne (Not even close!)

Mental break down:

Relax take it easy:BY Mika (OMG! LOL!)

Driving:

Candyman:BY Aqua (maybe)

Flash back:

Note to God:BY Charice (I could kinda see this)

Getting back together:

I'm so sick:BY Flyleaf (lol nope!)

Birth of child:

My paper heart:BY All American Rejects (no)

Wedding scene:

I hate Everything about you:BY Three days grace (XD LOL!)

Car accident:

Your love is my drug:BY Ke$ha (ha no..)

Final battle:

I'm so lucky lucky:BY Lucky Twice (Not so lucky lucky lol)

Death scene:

Day n Night:By Kid Cudi (...)

Funeral song:

Bulletproof:BY La Roux (not really)

End credits:

All black:BY Good Charlotte (nope)

Deleted scenes:

Dance floor anthem:BY Good Charlotte (yus!)

(Is at the penguins game with my bff)

~In the souvenir shop~

Hope: what are you looking for

Me: I don't know but everything in here is so expensive! fifty dollars for a plastic replica of the stanley cup!

Hope: well what are you looking for

Me: I don't know something that looks liek Craig's hat

Hope:...what?

Me: yeah that hat

Hope:...your so obssessed with south park

Me: I don't care!

~On the bus~

Me: hopie? whats this song called?

Hope:...scream for my icecream

Me:...ewww

Hope: I don't care what you think its a good song!

Me: yeah from a band called blood on the dancefloor

Hope: SHUT UP!!!

TV shows I like:

South park! (I love it so fricken much!!)

That 70's show (who doesn't love watching a bunch of teenagers getting in trouble?)

American Dad

Family Guy

Glee (my cousins the one to blame for this one she dances on glee)

Favorite characters from shows:

South Park: Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Craig, Damien, Pip, and Christophe!!

Silent hill: Rose, Sharon (she's adorable!)

Family Guy: Brian, Stewie, Meg (the poor girl needs some love!!)

American Dad: Stan, Hayley

Glee: Kurt, Brittany (cause she's hilariouse!!), Finn, Mr Schuester (is that how his last name is spelt?), Sue (because she reminds me of my teacher Mrs. Bruno), oops I almost forgot Blaine!

Invader Zim: Gir of course!!

Things I'm working on:

Love Story: I need more idea's hopefully my friends will be nice enough to help

Story's I want to do:

Kurt's secret:

A glee story Kurt has a secret love with a boy from another school what will the glee members do when they find out??

Adventures to the craziest place on earth!:

a south park story Me and my best friends are on a vacation were happy...until we find out where it is!

Happy hour!:

another south park story Clyde has alittle too much to drink with Craig at a bar...what could possibly go wrong?

Welcome to the club! now get out!:

a glee story A girl by the name of Felicity wants to join the glee club. But what happens when no one wants her to even be there?

Raise your glass!:

a south park songfic Kyle wants Stan to go to a party with him. He agrees but then they see a certain blond haired perv making out with butters!

Leon and Claire?? what is going on!?

a resident evil story me and my sister were playing resident evil and suddenly get sucked into the game! will we find our way home??

Just a normal trip...right?:

a south park and kingdom hearts crossover story Sora, Kairi, and Riku decide to take a trip to a small town in colorado where its been heard that heartless have been showing up there what do they do when much weirder things happen??

Just a kiss:

A Kradam story Adam keeps asking Kris if he has ever kissed a boy before. Kris said no, so Adam gets an idea.

Why my mom doesn't like South Park:

is watching the 'Damien' episode*

Me: *laughs when I hear damien's high voice*

Mom: is that a girl?

Me: no thats damien the son of satan!

Mom: why does he have such a high voice?

Me: because its funny

Mom: why is everyone being so mean to that british boy

Me: duh mom they think he's a pansy

Mom: felicity!

Me: what?! its true!

Mom: whats the british boys name?

Me: phillip but everyone calls him pip because they hate him

Mom:...

a few minutes after watching more of south park damien blows up pip*

Mom: why did he do that? I thought they were friends!

Me: *facepalms* mom he only did that because damien wants to save his reputation! GOSH!! *turns off TV and walks away annoyed*

South Park funny lines:

"If I could say sh*tfags to the principle I would be so happy" ~Craig

"If 'ou need me make ze sound of a dying giraffe"~Mole

"You know what happens to regular kids? They fall off there bike, they get in fights with there parents, they get swindled out of there birthday money."~Craig

Glee funny lines:

"Oh bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy."~Kurt

"When does asian santa get here?"~Mercedes (I think)

"I've always been living in Britney Spear's shadow."~Brittany "Why?"~Artie "Because my middle name is Pearce so technically I'm Brittany S.Pearce."~Brittany

Me: has the whole world gone insane!?

Hope: what?

Me: Zoe and Morgan just said justin beiber was hot and eminem was ugly

Hope: O_O

Me: I know what is our world coming to!?

Hope: ITS THE APOCOLYPSE!!!

Me: AGHHHHHHH!!!

Mom: QUIT SCREAMING!!!!

Me&Hope:...

Mom:...*walks away*

Me&Hope:...

My stories will mostly consist of things that I get obsessed with so enjoy! :D

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080: Words by Bitch Slap Love reviews
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