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Author has written 6 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Twilight, Harry Potter, and Star Trek: 2009.
John Watson: This really is quite full, Commander...
11: There's nothing wrong with being a little full!
Commander: Don't worry, I'm doing some housekeeping for my profile.
Jason: Hey, what's going on with New Kids?
Commander: Me being lazy. Just wait, my lovely reviewers. I'll write, and then I'll finish, and then I'll go back and a. address your complaints: and 2. Clean it up.
Sherlock: Commander, you're being extraordinarily stupid.
Commander: Sherlock, there's a thing called humor. Go ask John about it, and astronomy, too, while you're at it.
I'm stuck on fanfiction: My main favorite fandoms are Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Harry Potter. And Marauder-drawing videos.
Among favorite stories of mine that I am willing to shamelessly advertise is The Marauders and Me. It's awesome. Check it out.
Live on, Marauders! I love you, Moony, Padfoot and Prongs! Don't let the true Marauders die in your heart!
On yet another day of obsession with HP, I looked at the HP Wiki and found out that Minerva was born on October 4. And I wondered why acting like a cat was so fun :D Figure that one out if you can. ;)
A lot of the series six commercial has been solved. But I believe we still need to find out what nekkid!River was about...
My Dad is pun-crazy. I'm not sure which pun inspired this discussion, but this is eventually what happened:
Me: The Harry Potter puns must be made! (Silence) *whisper to my dad* This is where you say Sirius-ly.
Dad: Say it again.
Me: The Harry Potter puns must be made. (fuzzy on exactly what happened here, but eventually, he says:)
Dad: The Harry Potter puns must be made Regulus-ly.
#After several minutes# Dad: I just love Black humor.
Doctor Who fans, check it out! If the link works right, this one in particular is funny as heck: http:///ihasatardis/1931476.html#cutid1
Go check out kc256, my very very best elementary school friend!!
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG
I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.
Iam the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.
I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.
I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.
Iam the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.
Iam the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.
I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS
Nobody can say that love is wrong, no matter who feels it for who. I don't care what people say, everyone is allowed to love.
(Amen to that. And what is really wrong with homosexuality, anyway? And you can love a best friend of the same gender - as family. But the minute you care for someone of the same gender romantically, it becomes wrong. Why? Just, why? -Commander Ael)
Re-post this if you believe Homophobia is wrong.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
Dedicated to all my besties. I don't care if you're a friend or best friend, but I love you. And Livvy, you're a best friend through and through. And of course, (no homo) A Liv thing. :)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular: If you're part of the five percent who's not, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to this list:Queen S of Randomness 016, AnimeKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow 929, Crazy Billy Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactivity Bored, Spymaster E., Shanny-Boo, Gem W., Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratess writer/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Wandering Hitokiri, Syldoran,suri the half sheikah, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved copy and paste this on to your profile and add your name to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl, MajorSamanthaCarter, Sailor-TimeLord, Commander Ael
If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, copy this into your profile page.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off at them, copy and paste this into your profile page.
"The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy."
"Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups." (The groups don't have to be large, either. As of 9/6/11, a three-person group could cause me to do something stupid. My poor, poor head.)
"I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar." (#Sniff Sniff# Best line ever. Most evil non-ending to a sentence ever. I hate Reavers!)
"Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it."
"Don't walk in front of me because I may not follow. Don't walk behind me because I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." Please, oh please, oh please!
"There is no indignity in being afraid to die. But the shame of being afraid to live is terrible."
"Nonviolence is not inaction. It is not for the timid or weak. Nonviolence is hard work. It is the willingness to sacrifice. It is the patience to win."(My family might think it's a bit rich coming from me, but...)
"Your theory's crazy, but not crazy enough to work."
"How can I stand idly by as men are taught to apologize for weakness and women are taught to apologize for strength?"
"I know the traffic signals by heart; green means go, yellow means speed up, and red means check for cops." :D
"You have enemies? Good, because that means you've stood for something sometime in your life."
"Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls."
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. (Should I remove this one? Because we are so better.)
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.
The strangest people come up with the oddest explanations for weird. (I believe this is a personal quote...)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. (And TV too)
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive
If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.
I write fanfiction constantly, even when I'm not at my computer.
If you lose a chapter because of a power outage, it must be a plot between Apollo, Zeus, and maybe Hermes to annoy or punish you. (This is yet another personal one...)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
A few things you should know about me;
1. I look for the TARDIS wherever I go.
2. I'm afraid of some statues, especially gargoyles.
3. Even though it would look weird, my wedding dress will have pockets.
4. If an oddly dressed man tells me to run and we are being chased by metal men or giant pepper shakers, I will do what he says.
5. And what does all this have in common? DOCTOR WHO! I'M A FAN!
THE MOST DEADLY ALIENS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE PEPPER POTS WITH A PLUNGER AND A WHISK!!!
THE MOST TERRIFYING ALIENS IN THE UNIVERSE ARE GARDEN GNOMES!! (Weeping Angels)
Okay, I SO wanna try this thing. :)
NAME 12 FAVORITE CHARACTERS FROM HARRY POTTER:
1) Remus Lupin
2) Sirius Black
4) James Potter
5) Lily Evans/Potter
6) Severus Snape
7) Luna Lovegood
8) Harry Potter
9) Hermione Granger
10) Ron Weasley
11) Albus Dumbledore
12) Minerva McGonagall
Okay, I`mma start! *grins nervously*
Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?
Um...if I have, I blocked it from memory. I'm sure there are some Sev/Dumbledore, but I don't want to.
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
James? Aw heck, he's a player, he *has* to be hot.
Can you recall any fics about 9?
I've seen several summaries, but I don't think I usually read stories that particularly focus on Hermione.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Severus and Sirius...are total hate. Forget what this said before.
5/9 or 5/10? Why?
Lily with Ron (5/10). Nothing against homosexualities, but I'm straight, so I'd be more comfortable writing that then Lily/Hermione.
What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out?
Let's see...what Luna would do if she found Sirius and Minerva making out... "I didn't know you liked Stubby, Professor." (referring to the Stubby Boardman article in the Quibbler. Actually, this would have to be pre-article, isn't it? In that case, she'd probably just smile and keep on with what she was doing.)
Make up a summary 3/10 fic.
oh, let's see, Tonks and Ron...um...you're on your own for this summary.
Is there such a thing as 1/8 fluff?
Um...fluff...not sure. Maybe there's some Remus/Harry fluff.
List a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic.
Oh, Merlin, a Luna/Minerva hurt/comfort? I don't write this stuff, I'm not sure...But it would probably be entertaining to read.
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warnings be?
Remus/Sev/Minnie...oh, geez...Maybe after Sirius has died...I really don't know...there might be something in there for foul language.
When was the last time you read a fic about 5?
Hm...I've read a lot of Marauder stuff lately, but not usually focusing on anyone. But Lily is in almost all of them, so...
Would 1 look if 2 got lost?
Of course! Remus and Srius are brothers!
What would 3 say if 4 killed 9?
What would Tonks say if James killed Hermione...maybe if James was made into an Inferi..."Remus! Go! Hurry! There are Inferi!" Really suck-tacular, isn't it? Best I could think of right now.
12 goes to break up 10 and 8's wedding. List the dialogue/trilogue.
Minerva breaks up Ron and Harry's wedding.
"Potter! How could you? Ms. Weasley is devastated, and Ms. Granger isn't any better, if not worse!"
"I'm sorry, Professor, it was meant to be." - Harry
"I was his first friend on the train, you know." - Ron ...and again, lame
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Luna(7) ate Hermione(9). That joke had to be made...but I don't think Severus is scared of Luna...maybe just a bit annoyed.
What would happen if 7 discovered that 3 and 8 were in a relationship?
If Luna discovered Tonks and Harry in a relationship...again, I say, she wouldn't be bothered. But she would probably report to everyone how it was a bit odd to see them making out, upon which statement utter chaos would ensue.
Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?
Luna and Sirius...maybe. I think I've seen it done before
Make up a summary for a 2/6 fic.
A Sirius/Severus fic.
Ever wondered why they hate each other? It couldn't have just been the scene on the train: read and find out.
Mmm...I dunno...any people who try to write Sev/Siri really are just deluding themselves - unless it's AU.
Are there any stories about 11 out there?
Dumbledore...? Most definitely.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Remus and Luna are in a happy relationship(possible but strange), until Hermione runs off with Luna(odd...) Remus, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Albus(BLEACH! BLEACH! NEED BRAIN BLEACH!) and a brief unhappy afair with Minerva(not something I needed to read...) then follows the wise advice of Lily and finds true love with Sirius(Seen Rem/Siri slash done before, so this one's not so scary).
Title and warnings for above fic.
The odd struggles of Love or something like that.
INSANELY AU - FREE BRAIN BLEACH IS OFFERED - odd pairings - will leave scars - slash
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7, after some prodding from 3, confesses they’re true love is 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1, and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer. 7 is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Lily, James, Luna, Remus, and Tonks are playing truth or dare. (why is Lily playing with the Marauders again?) Lily asks Luna, and Luna says truth. Lily asks who Luna loves and Luna, after some prodding from Tonks, confesses her true love is James (dun dun dun...wrath of Lily). James does not share the feeling, and is in fact in a secret relationship with Tonks.(okay...getting odd) Luna is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Remus, while James and Tonks run into the sunset together. However, Lily is secretly in love with Remus, and becomes so jealous of Luna, who after the comfort with Remus, is now in a relationship with him, and so Lily decides to murder Luna but is stopped in time by a police officer. Lilly is sent to prison, allowing Remus and Luna to continue their relationship. (TWISTED!!!!!)
Do you think 3 is hot?
That's kind of hard to answer...I mean, Tonks can look like the sexiest slut ever to exist or the ugliest person ever born, so...
What would happen if 12 got 1 pregnant?
MINERVA GETTING REMUS PREGNANT?! not only is that one of the creepiest pairings in the universe, it's also impossible that way. But the other way around, it would just be creepy.
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Minerva got Harry pregnant...why is Minerva even dating her students? Brain bleach, please!!
6 sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Severus sees Hermione naked. His reaction would depend on the fic...in one of mine, he'd probably be the usual Professor Snape, very likely immediately turning and leaving.
What's a good shipping name for a 4/9 pairing?
James/Hermione... Jermione? Hames? Hermes? There are several possibilities.
What's a good shipping name for a 6/8 pairing?
Severus/Harry... is there one that works for this? Sevrry? *shudders* Too weird, anyway.
What's a good shipping name for a 2/7 pairing?
Sirius/Luna... Sirina? Luis? *shrug*
5 and 8 go to day camp. What would happen?
Lilly and Harry go to day camp...again, depends on the fic...I like sticking with cannon in non-AU things, so I don't know what I would write.
9 tries to kill 12. Does 12 stand a chance?
Hermione tries to kill Minerva. Well of course Minnie stands a chance! Hermione may be D.A. and Harry's best friend, but Minnie's OotP and older and one of Dumbledore's staff.
9 throws a pear at 1. What would happen?
Hermione throws a pear at Remus. He probably asked for it and would catch it and start eating it.
Now that was an odd one...I wonder if I should switch these up sometime.
READ THIS PLEASE!!! 4/13/11
I write my stories on Google Docs. This means there is always the possibility of Google giving me crap. It is doing so right now, with the new adjustment it's had. I may or may not be able to get it back to where it was, but something makes me side with the latter. I will probably have to start at the beginning of "I Ruin a Perfectly Good Bus" again, so please forgive the break until the next chapter.
P.S. It would do wonders for my ego to see a TV tropes page for The New Kids Read HoO, so if anyone thinks it's worthy of one, I could be forever internet!indebted to u if u would make it. Making one myself would be self-absorbed...and I don't trust my Dad's computer with cookies. LOL.
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