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I was born on the day of Lexaeus
In the month of Luxord
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin
And I'm Roxas + Xaldin years old.
My favourite number is Roxas
But my lucky number is Zexion
If you get it, put your own on your profile

Gender: Female

Hair: Red/Brown

Eyes: Blue

Birthday: 5th October 1993 (which makes me 16 at the minute xD)

Likes: Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, other games, Muse, anime, manga, writing, drawing, warm (not hot) weather, yaoi, and cosplay!

Dislikes: School, homework, getting up early, cold weather, bitchy/stuck up people, bullies.

Favourite Colour: Orange

Favourite Foods: Sweet things, cakes, seafood, sushi, chocolate cereal, ice cream, apples, mango, salad, pasta and cheese, tomato and mustard sandwiches.

Least Favourite Foods: Meat, spaghetti, fish fingers, hot dogs, anything in breadcrumbs, lasagna.

Favourite Pairings :3 :

Zero x Yuuki (Vampire Knight)

Ulquiorra x Orihime/Ulquihime (Bleach)

Ichimaru x Matsumoto/IchiMoto/GinMoto (Bleach)

Soubi x Ritsuka (Loveless)

Ashiya x Sano (Hana-Kimi)

Axel x Roxas/AkuRoku (Kingdom Hearts)

Sora x Riku/SoRiku (Kingdom Hearts)

Riku x Kairi (Kingdom Hearts)

Demyx x Zexion/Zemyx/Dexion (Kingdom Hearts)

Cloud x Aerith/Clerith (Final Fantasy)

Axel x Demyx/AkuDem (Kingdom Hearts)

Cloud x Tifa/CloTi (Final Fantasy)

Cloud x Zack (Final Fantasy)

KINGDOM HEARTS QUESTIONS OF WEIRDNESS D8

DemyxLuxordXigbarAxelZexionXionRoxasXemnasRikuLarxene

1. Divide the list up by even and odd. Which group of five would make a better Five Man Band (like a Power Rangers team)? Who would you slot in each position: Leader, Lancer (second-in-command), Big Guy, Smart Guy, the Chick? If you think the team would be improved by swapping one character between the even and odd groups, which ones would you switch?

Team A:

Demyx (The Chick)

Xigbar (Big Guy)

Zexion (Smart Guy)

Roxas (Leader)

Riku (Lancer)

Team B:

Luxord (The Chick)

Axel (Lancer)

Xion (Smart Guy)

Xemnas (Leader)

Larxene (Big Guy)

Team A FTW.

I’d switch Axel for Xigbar, and then he can be with Roxas AND Demyx 8D

2. Gender-swap 2, 8 & 10. Which character would have the most change in their story arc? Which the least? Would any of these characters have to have a complete personality change to be believable as the opposite sex?

Gender benders: Luxord, Xemnas and Larxene.

Well, Larxene is practically a man already, so no change there (although she does flirt with Axel, so ManLarxene x Axel FTL! D8

Xemnas would probably just get bitchier... and Luxord...hurrr :B

3. Compare the matchups of 1 & 8 and 5 & 9. (Ignore canon sexual preferences for the moment.) Which couple would be more compatible? Which couple would be more plausible to people from either principal's home culture?

Pairings: Demyx x Xemnas (no questions as to who’s the uke...) and Zexion x Riku.

I imagine Zexion x Riku would be more compatible, in the way that they’re both amazingly emo. Demyx and Xemnas is just scary. They’re like...the complete opposite; AND OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACTERGRHHHDXRhgurxzxtjjj D8

4. Your team is 3, 4 & 9. The mission consists of a social challenge, a mental challenge and a physical challenge. Which team member do you assign to each challenge?

My team is: Xigbar, Axel and Riku. May I just say: TEAM OF EPIC WIN FTW 8D.

Well, Xigbar and Axel lack mental capacity somewhat, so the mental challenge goes to Riku. Axel’s an all-round pervert and cheeky bastard, so the social challenge goes to him, so I guess the physical challenge goes to Xiggy 0-o.

5. 7 becomes 1's boss for a week in some plausible fashion. How's their working relationship?

Roxas becomes Demyx’ boss...hmmm...all they need now is Axel 8D.

I’d say they do more than work >3>

6. 2 finds him/her/itself inserted into 6's continuity. As far as anyone other than 2 or 6 is concerned, they've always been there. What role would 2 be presumed to have had in 6's story, and could they fit in without going wonky?

Luxord finds himself in Xion’s continuity. Well...not much would change really. Mostly him not talking much and gambling a lot, and Xion getting in the way of my AkuRoku fandom TT_TT.

7. 3 and 5 get three wishes. The catch is that they have to agree on all three wishes before they get the benefits of any of them. What three wishes would they make?

Xigbar and Zexion get three wishes.

Wish 1: Demyx pl0x.

Wish 2: Hearts pl0x.

Wish 3: SEASALT FECKING ICE CREAM.

8. 1 and 2 are brainwashed by a one-time artifact that works even on people immune to mind control to attack and kill 4. They keep their normal personality, skills and competence level, except any Code vs. Killing has been turned off. Can 4 survive? How?

So...Demyx and Luxord try to kill Axel. I see some major issues.

Okay, so:

1: This is LUXORD we’re talking about. He’d give up in like 30 seconds and go back to strip poker or whatever he plays now.

2. DEMYX. Face it, he can’t fight to save his life, he sits around playing sitar all day, and Axel being the pervert he is would probably take the chance to have his way with poor Dem-Dem 8D.

9. 6, 7, 9 & 10 must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children have a merry Christmas. Who does what, knowing that at the very least the kids will be expecting a visit from Santa?

Xion, Roxas, Riku and Larxene must help an orphanage full of small and depressed children.

What’s LARXENE going to do? Help them all kill themselves? -_- She can be a reindeer because...well she looks like a horse.

Roxas and Xion can be elves because they’re small and elfish 8D.

Riku can just be another small, depressed child.

AND TOGETHER THEY WILL RULE THE WORLD.

10. 3 and 8 are challenged to circumnavigate the Earth in eighty days or less, using only forms of transportation invented before 1900. Can they do it, or will they be fatally distracted by sidequests or their own personality conflicts?

Oh lord, Xigbar and Xemnas.

The power freak and the sarcastic old man. They will not go far.

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~KH Writers Survey~

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Axel! Gotta love the hair :D

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi or Namine

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Xigbar. He’s a bit scary.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene, because she’s a complete btch xD.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town or maybe Hollow Bastion

6. Least Favorite World?

The Deep Jungle, or Monstro. They both confused me.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Axel’s Eternal Flames, Pumpkin King, Oblivion, Metal Chocobo

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Yuffie’s shurikens.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Hm…Mushu? XD I don’t really have one.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Halloween

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AkuRoku - Just plain awesome.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

Sora x Roxas- …They’re practically the same person.

13. Any cool pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

SoRiku

AkuRoku

Clerith

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Marluxia x Anyone…I just don’t like Marluxia xD

Vexen x Larxene…what? 0_0

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

The fact that Axel died ;_;

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

I don’t really have one.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

It disturbs me slightly…but sure, why not. xD

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Yes.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

…Yes. Have you SEEN the way he looks at Sora? xD

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No, Larxene is.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine, it just…fits more to me.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

I don’t really have one…I still want the game though.

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

You can never have enough KH.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

AXEL PLZ.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

None of them, really xD.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

My friend drawing perverted innuendo pictures of Axel and passing them to me while my teacher was behind me.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Axel-saaannn

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Larxene dies.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

KH1’s Sephiroth! Damn you, Seph!

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

…Dude, it had Axel and Roxas in it. What more is there to say?

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AkuRoku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

AkuRoku

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi…although I do like both.

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion, but again I like both.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Axel

Zexion

Riku

Roxas

Cloud

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

No idea, I think it’s fine as it is.

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Riku and Fuu

Axel and Reno

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for?

358/2 days.

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

Kingdom Hearts II. It has Organization XIII.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

Because the characters are just plain awesome.

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