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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

If your looking for some awesome authors just look in my favorite authors list!

Most of the authors on there write nothing like me(which is good XD), they're all amazingly talented!

I kind of live by these sayings...kind of.

Not one person on this universe can change their past, but every single person in this world can change their future

I didn't put up a wall to keep people out, I put it up to see who loves me enough to climb it.

Carma is a bitch, isn't she awesome!

I found this on profile I loved it plz copy and paste!


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in you're heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
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-Memory was something you lost with age.

-A keyboard was a piano.

-A web was a spider's home.

-A virus was the flu.

-A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

-And if you had a 3 inch floppy...you just hoped nobody would ever find out!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I DO NOT tolerate racism!

Ever wonder why us girls love Twilight so much, well the answer is here,

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If you are one of the 8 percent laughing your butt off paste this into your profile.

I,Guadalupe 2010, solemnly swear to review all the fanfics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution!

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If It Were Different by DeathsMannequin reviews
Jake is the first to transform while Bella is there. Later on Paul phases as the second member of the Wolf Pack, not wanting to accept his fate, he lashes out to Jake. Bella tries to break the fight only to be caught in the middle of it. How will there fates be played out now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Jacob
What Should Have Been by twilightheaded23 reviews
I knew I couldn't have her. But she should have been mine from the beginning... Jasper/Bella one-shot. Rated M for lang/anst/citrus goodness. 2nd place winner in the Obsession One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,795 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The So Unknown by Slywolf9 reviews
I didn't plan on staying with Bella long after Edward left, but suddenly the days turned into weeks, into months. It was perfection and happiness, and nothing could take it away. Then one day Edward came back. JasperxBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,590 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 1,651 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Passing Years by rainypromise reviews
After Eclipse,Jacob came back, got his life together and did pretty good,then he found out that for the last two years, Bella had been living in Port Angeles, that she was still human and unmarried. So now, of course, all bets are off.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 114,949 - Reviews: 2157 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Jacob, Bella
Breathe Again by ysar reviews
If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 76 - Words: 177,679 - Reviews: 6884 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Bella, Jacob
Lemons by KlainebowBLUGH reviews
Bella, Edward and LOTS and LOTS of lemons ;
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,115 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Unexpected by jemmac77 reviews
Edward left Bella heartbroken, like in New Moon, but never came back. However, he left her pregnant when he decided he was strong enough then instead of in Breaking Dawn. 46 years later and Renesmee and Bella are facing the unexpected. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 56 - Words: 153,235 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Second Chances by augustblack reviews
Jake and Bella are happy until one day she disappears. She shows up 2 yrs later along with Quil and a son. Why did she leave, who is the childs father, and what does it have to do with Quil? Thats what everyone wants to know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,439 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Chicken Soup For The Immortal Soul by Chibi-Kyo-Chan reviews
Basically a bunch of drabbles about our favorite Cullen family. Read if You Dare. Warning may hurt your sides from laughing to hard ;P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Torn by MrsBiteMe reviews
"A friend is one who comes in when the whole world has gone out." - Grace Pulpit. When Jacob ignores Bella in New Moon she develops a friendship with Quil. They become close, and then he, too, makes the change into werewolf. AU. Q/B & J/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,555 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Quil Jr. - Complete
A Lesson in Fate by Lillie Cullen reviews
The much anticipated sequel to A Lesson in Release. Jasper has won the girl of his dreams and they are beginning a new life together at college. But what happens when fate intercedes? Will he be able to hold onto her or will she return to Edward?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 195,653 - Reviews: 9256 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Redemption by Lillie Cullen reviews
James wasn't always evil. What made him this way? How did he know Alice? Maybe he didn't always hate her...maybe he loved her. My take on what their history might have been. Don't worry, I didn't break up Jaz/Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,385 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 1/9/2009 - James, Alice - Complete
Other Distractions by wolfgirl2001 reviews
Takes place during Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward encounter an entirely different set of distractions while honeymooning on Isle Esme. Does Jacob still have a chance? Bella POV, B/J, B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,823 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Random Fluff by Marx810 reviews
Jacob buys Bella a popsicle and hilarity ensues.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Emmett Has a Hobby by MissYork reviews
This is an Emmett one-shot, with some minimal lines from other characters. I thought it would be a fun exercise in dialogue. Also, it contains a few "Harry Potter" references....so if you aren't familiar with Harry Potter, you may not "get it." Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
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Bella's Love Story reviews
This is my first fanfic.Bella has to move away from Jacob, she meets Edward a mysterious classmate. He makes her feel better even when she isn't okay but is that what she really wants? No super natural!:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009
Faith reviews
Summary: Edward is an uncomfortable outcast. Then beautiful Bella Swan sits next to him in Biology, he is instantly captivated but is Bella? A lethal prank makes them come together. Written for the ‘Google Edward’ Challenge. Edward Pov. No super natural.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Edward, Bella