Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey, I'm Nefarious. I'm 19, and I live in a small town in a state which is shaped like winter handwear..
I don't enjoy writing these profile thingies (shyness, or some such irrational nonsense), and so I'll keep this brief:
I'm in culinary school, training to become a pastry chef
Harry Potter is my main fanfic-based addiction, and I enjoy seeing it shaken up often and in various and often times silly ways
Anyone with ideas, fic recomendations, or torches and pitchforks are more than welcome to PM me, leave a review, or simply yell at their computer monitors when I piss them off (though, honestly, I don't know how you expect me to respond to your angry yelling, unless you're really, really close by...). On that note, all people who desire to leave me flames, please refrain from doing so. Those who are unable to resist this temptation will be politely informed as to where they may shove their negative and useless criticism
I do read each and every review, even though my school and work schedules, as well as my erratic sleep schedule, keep me from responding to each one. Anyone who asks a question that I feel I can answer without spoiling things, or gives me an idea, I will message you back... eventually
Due to aforementioned sleep schedule, many of my posts will take place in the wee hours of the morning, at least from my perspective. To those who recieve the notifications at reasonable hours: Enjoy! To those who do not: Sorry...
I update when I can, and I wil never leave a job/ fic/ practical joke unfinished. Thats just not right
Aaaand that's all you need to know about me, since I am rather disinteresting
ISnape as I see him from Ch.5 onward.
Adrian (17 yrs old)
Neville (17 years old)
Draco (17 years old)
Henry (17 years old)
Daphne (17 years old)
The bronze (?) part is the picture on Henry's medal, mentioned first in Ch. 6 of The Accursed Heirs
And yes, I am well aware that Draco and Adrian are the same person, but they're twins!!
You're a 90's kid if:
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies (*shudder* Creepy bug-eyed owly freaks...)
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
“You twit, the only reason my nose was in your mouth was because you tried sticking your tongue up my nostril. I was defenseless; you mouth-raped my nose.” Merry Christmas, Mr. Malfoy
"The most eloquent silence, That of two mouths meeting in a kiss." Unknown