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Author has written 10 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Bleach, Naruto, Shugo Chara!, Leviathan series, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hm. I'm gonna try to shorten this thing a bit

Aright if your reading this then I suppose you want to know a bit about me.

My name is none of your business.

My age is somewhere between the age I learned to write and the age i die.

I am female, hence the queen part of my penname.

I'm Catholic. I don't have to justify my religion to you. Religion is a personal thing and while I've never been much of a bible thumper I'm working on getting in touch with God on a more personal level. But I'm not gonna force my religion on anyone. Like I said. Religion is personal. And on that note I'm not gonna force my religion on you so don't force your beliefs or lack there of on me.

I live in Texas. And let me clarify. No I don't own a horse, nor do I ride one to school. No I do not live in a desert. No I do not wear a pair of boots and a cowboy hat and NO I do not personally know any cowboys. However I will concede that the Texas Rangers are pretty badass. And my dad plays the banjo. And just to clarify something else ALL TEXAS STEREOTYPES MAKE ME ASHAMED TO BE FROM TEXAS. It's really annoying. By the way

Life's Ambition: to work for a big name animation company: getting that vizualization degree baby!

About the Icon: I thought this was just too funny to pass up. It's Nanao from Bleach and she would really like Shunsui to stop stalking her. Even though she knows she likes him.

Stuff I like

Anime/Manga:Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Yu Yu Hakusho, Black Cat, Chrono Crusade, Mugen Spiral, Fruit's Basket, Ao No Exorcist, Crazy Girl Shin Bia, Shugo Chara, Yu Gi Oh, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Ruroni Kenshin, Cardcaptor Sakura (the only CLAMP series that doesn't scare me) and a bunch of others

Video Games: Tomb Raider, Nostalgia, those lego games, Pokemon (especially Soul Silver, Batman Arkham City, Donkey Kong Country 2, Super Mario World and Kingdom Hearts 358/2 days

Movies: All Bond movies (Skyfall is my favorite of the new ones) Indiana Jones, Charade, Father Goose, anything Tim Burton, It's a Wonderful Life, Any thing Pixar, The Road to El Dorado, Anything Hayao Miyazaki (Castle in the Sky and Spirited Away are the best) A Fish Called Wanda, Those clayamation Christmas movies, Disney (despite the inaccuracies, but i especially love the new stuff like Wreck it Ralph and Tangled) The Mummy Triology, The Fugitive (and anything else with Tommy Lee Jones), Dark Knight Series, Superman Returns (for the piano scene) and plenty more

Live TV series: Dr. Who, Big Bang Theory, Dead Like Me, Criminal Minds, FRIENDS

Cartoons: Young Justice, Danny Phantom, Xiaolin Showdown (so ready for Xiaolin Chronicles guys), Avatar the Last Airbender, Legend of Korra, Teen Titans, Batman and Superman the animated series and Justice League cartoons. jackie Chan Adventures, Code Lyoko. God I miss good cartoons. :

Books: Harry Potter (especially 3rd), Inheritence, The Blessed Trilogy, Carpe Diem, Kiss me Kill me, The Artemis Fowl series, The Wish List, The Phantom of the Opera, The Looking Glass Wars, The Adoration of Jenna Fox, The Maze Runner, The Bible (no matter how confusing it may be) Greek Mythology (especially the Illiad, Julius Caesar, Romeo and Juliet,

Comics: Batman, X-men (not that i read the actual comics, I'm much to chea... er... thrifty to buy them, but i try to keep up with what's going on) Scarecrow year one (i did buy that) most others but again i don't actually buy

Major Ships I sail

Amuto - Shugo Chara- Ikuto and Amu = obvious reasons are obvious THEY ARE ADORABLE with sexual tension as an added bonus.

BatmanXCatwoman- Batman- c'mon guys do I even have to explain this one?

MirandaXZachary- Eternal Triology- it's pretty must destiny

Jackim- Xiaolin Showdown- Jack Kimiko- yay sexual tension

Zujin- ATLA- Zuko Jin- I just found Jin adorable she was cute and quirky and she was able to look past Zuko's scar and still find him attractive. The ship sunk long ago but I still like it.

Ichiruki- Bleach- Ichigo and Rukia - one of my oldest ships. I just like Rukia a lot more than I like Orihime. Probably because Orihime cries too much. TOO TOO MUCH.

Shunao- Bleach- Shunsui and Nanao- MOAR sexual tension I love it so

Leviathan- Deryn and Alek - it's kind of half the focus for the entire book. I mean really.

Leviathan - Barlow and Volger- I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S MARRIED. THESE TWO ARE A MATCH MADE IN... well not heaven but they just work OKAY?

Harry Potter- Lilly and James- wouldn't have the main character without them guys

Harry Potter- Neville and Luna- according to JKR Neville married HANNAH ABBOT and i was like >( What? - I like this better

Harry Potter- Remus and Tonks- Random at the end but i liked it

Tangled- Eugene and Rapunzle- DUH

Wreck it Ralph- Felix and Calhoun- the cutest thing I've seen since Baby Pandas

Criminal Minds- Reid and Garcia- I'm not ever sure why. I regret nothing

Criminal Minds- Garcia Morgan- It won't happen. But i wish it would

Criminal Minds X NCIS Crossover- Abby Scuito and Spencer Reid (Shutup-this-would-be-adorable)

Kamisama Hajimemashita- Nanami and Tomoe- again DUH

Otome Youkai Zakuro- Zakuro and Agemaki- main pair of the series and MOAR sexual tension

Otome Youkai Zakuro- Bonbori and Ganryu and Hozuki- probably only time i will ship anything that remotely resembles a legit threesome.

Otome Youkai Zakuro- Suzukihotaru and Riken- the cutest pair in here

Naruto- Naruto and Hinata- She's so cute she deserves nothing better

Naruto- Tenten and Neji- I love these two for realz i cannot even express the feels i have for these two. LOVE IT.

Legend of Korra- Korra and Tahno- so many feels for this. Even if it was only on screen for like five minutes total i ship it so hard. I hate Mako so much he just irritates me he really does and i really want Tahno to be the new king of character developement. Gawd bring him back in the second series please boohoohoo. :

Legend of Korra- Korra and Bolin= he's such a sweetie

Legend of Korra- Asami and Mako- even though she deserves better I liked them before Mako started being a dick about his feelings for Korra. Normally I like sexual tension but Mako was just being kind of a dick.

Legend of Korra- Asami and Bolin- they would be adorable. I predict this is end game.

Legend of Korra- Asami and General Iroh- they'd just look good together.

Legend of Korra- Jinora and Skootchy- Imagine a Lady and the Tramp story and you will know why I like this idea

Kingdom Hearts- Xion and Roxas- stop the Xion hate. Please. She is not a cock block. You will keep shipping your yaoi wither she exists or not. It may not be "canon" but I'm not sure it ever was. The game plot is about friendship.

Kingdom Hearts- Xion and Axel- Not even sorry

Kingdom Hearts- Riku and Kairi- Sora just annoys me. But then again I've only played the DS 358 days game so who am i to judge.

Yu Yu Hakusho- Botan and Hiei- opposites attract i guess. I don't really know why i ship this i just do. And i ship it hard.

Favorite Characters

A lot of the ones mentioned up there

I also like:

Riddler- Batman - magnificent bastard

Scarecrow- Batman- especially the CAT verse version GO READ BitemeTechie's CAT VERSE NOW!

Q- James Bond- that adorable snarky mofo i want to marry him

Zuko - ATLA- King of character development I love him for it

Wally- Young Justice-

Artemis- Young Justice

Robin- Young Justice- that wonderful little troll

Neville- Harry Potter


The Marauders- Harry Potter- y'know minus pettigrew

Gaara- Naruto- moar character development

Artemis Fowl- have i mentioned how much i love character development?

Jack Spicer- Xiaolin Showdown- wish they hadn't made him stupider over time- this is the bad kind of character development. Plus i really wanted him to be like a metal dragon or something i dunno.

Spencer Reid- Criminal Minds

Korra- LOK- such badass

Insert any character that experiences Character Development Here

I am such a character development whore. Do they experience a dramatic change that in the long run makes them a better person/ less of a jerk? Do they have hidden depths? Do they show signs of Potential development? If the answer to any of these is yes then I want to jump their bones and never let them go. I should be ashamed of myself.

This space is for random rants and other crap

Anyway mostly you'll see me writing fanfics for anime or manga. And when you review no flames please. I know that most of what i write isn't that good. So be gentle please, my ego is fragile. I can take contrustructive critisism, but all flames will be given to Pyros.

Now i'm just going to rant about some stuff. I might tend to do that in my author's notes so bear with me please!

Things i hate in fanfics include threesomes or more people (i can deal with the love triangles/quadrangles and so forth but three somes and so on, well that's just weird)

most crossovers (the story is already complicated enough you don't need to screw it up even more with characters from other fandoms)

people who don't know the difference between to, two, and too, or there, their, they're (call me a grammer freak but it just drives me nuts) also someone does not "do good" they "do well" do is a verb. To alter a verb you need an adverb. "Good" is an adjectives. Adjectives cannot alter verbs. However "well" is an adverb and is perfectly acceptable.

people who write two setences and deem it a fic (i like the fics where they have the list of words and it's a sentence per word, that's okay, however if you write "So-and-so liked so and so, and told them "i love you." They kissed." that is not a fic of any kind. especially when you throw in all the grammer mistakes you can. Like using u instead of you and srsly, and rly instead of spelling out the words you can use it on internet chat or profiles but in serious writing please use proper grammer and spelling as best as you can).

Fics where there was obviously no spell check used on it (if you spell one or two words wrong or the letters are a little mixed up, that's fine, i do that sometimes. I'm sure you can find some in my profile, but if you spell every other word wrong, including the names you were too lazy to look up on the internet, that drives me nuts)

Gender Bender (it's for people who want to write a yaoi fic but won't cause they don't like yaoi) I can deal with a character getting their gender magically switched for a bit of humor, but that's it.

M preg (physically impossible and gross)

I'm getting a little sick of the shipping wars guys. I ship but i'm not about to blow someone's head off and try to remove every ounce of dignity they possess for it. CALM YOUR TITS AND SHIP IN PEACE. Seriously, tone it down a notch.

Here i'd like to place a few theories about the new Legend Of Korra series. while it's still relatively new.

1. Amon is Aangs non bending son. Aang and Katara had three kids. Kaya who is a water bender. Tenzin who is an airbender and Bumi who didn't bend at all. Now come on. You're the Avatar's kid and you can't bend? You'd be a little resentful and pissed too don'tchya think? The story he gave about growing up on a farm is propaganda Bullsh!t dont' kid yourselves guys.- HAHA I WAS SO WRONG

2. Looking back on the series finale of ATLA if Avatar can take bending away then can Avatar give bending back? I think so.- CALLED IT

3. When it comes to shipping there may just be a switcheroo. Mako ends up with Asami for a while and Korra hangs out with Bolin while being pissy about Asami and then by series end Bolin will end up with Asami and Korra and Mako shall end up together. And the Makorra shippers will say "we told you so" and i will respond "I didn't listen because i didn't find it all too much important"- STILL WAITING FOR HALF OF THIS TO HAPPEN

4. Bryke will Troll all. End of of story- this isn't even a prediction it's fact.

5. Tenzin's gonna die. Sorry guys. But a friend pointed it out and i really think it's gonna happen. i will cry when the time comes, probably. But such is life. I just know if i'm right that when his time comes he will go out being all kinds of awesome and everyone will not be able to help but love him.- WE'VE GOT ANOTHER SEASON FOR THIS TO HAPPEN

And now for crack theories

1. Amon is the cabbage merchant. Or one of his decendents PISSED that benders keep destroying his beloved vegetable.

2. Amon is Longshot. He just finally started talking.

So ready for Xiaolin Chronciles guys. SO READY

Here's some theories

1. "Shadow" is apparently created by chase BUT i think she's his daughter. Wuya is the mom. After all she and chse decided to stay together for "evil's sake" uh... try for the sake of your unborn child Wuya. For real

2. Ping Pong is related to Omi (duh) Omi's family will be a major plot point

3. Omi is a descendant of Dashi and this is why he is THE CHOSEN ONE because apparently they're all chosen ones but omi is THE chosen one.

4. The Chinese Zodiac will be touched upon. More specifically the fact that there are five elements and Wind is not one of them.

5. that Being said- Wood and Metal Dragons will emerge- Ping Pong is wood . Jack Spicer is metal (shutup he totally is).

6. Raikim- it gonna happen.

On a last note, i would like to say thank you to my awesome friends who encouraged me to open a fanfic account. So thanks guys you rock! You know who you are.

The rest of this is random quotes or things i find funny.

What? You don't like your job? Well why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that! It's called everyone, and they meet down at the pub every friday!

I ran into my ex. Put it in reverse, and hit him again.

Coffee: you can sleep when you're dead

How about a nice cup of shut the f up?

What i never understood is why those kids in the Trix commercials never learned to share. i mean seriously have they never gone to pre-school or kindergarten. Robert Fulghum would be ashamed of them! (author of "Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten")

Chaos. panic. disorder. My work here is done.

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

Who pissed in your wheaties?

There's a a new app I heard about. It's called sense of humor. Download it b!tch!

You are stupid and therefore wrong!

Retards: we all know at least one but they tend to travel in packs.

Dumbass ideas: everyone's had at least one

Chaotic Neutral: I don't care who you are or what side you're on, I'm still gonna kick your ass

I'm so smart I'm practically retarted Mason (Dead Like Me, DLM)

I'm sorry, I tuned you out. Were you whining? Betty (DLM)

Sir, I will say this as kndly as I can. I will f you up Roxy (DLM)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Forgive your enemies, it makes them paranoid.

There are three types of learners. THouse who learn through books, those who learn through observing, and those who try the electric fence out them selves.

Smile, it makes people wonder what's wrong with you.

Writing isn't a career, it's a mental sickenss.

Friends: Never ask for food
BEST Friends: are the reason you have no food cause they help themselves to your fridge

Friends: Have never seen you cry
BEST Friends: won't tell anyone you did cry but will laugh their asses off with you about it later

Friends: Borrow your stuff
BEST Friends: Borrow shit for so long they forget it's yours

Friends: Tell you that you deserve better
BEST Friends: Will prank call him and say "seven days" in a creepy voice, then spend the night with you dissing him andpigging out on icecream and chocolate with you

Friends: Will comfort you after a boy rejects you
BEST Friends: Will go up to him and ask "it's because you're gay right?" in front of his friends

Friends: Will follow the crowd even if that means leaving you
BEST Friends: kick the whole crowd's ass

Friends: you have to say don't tell anyone
BEST FRIENDS: know not to tell

Friends: take the bottle away and tell you that you've had enough
BEST Friends: Say "drink that, bitch, you know we don't waste"

Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong
BEST Friends: Sit next to you and say DAMN, that was some fun shit, let's do that again!

List 12 characters from a fandom then answer the following questions

1. Ukitake
2. Nanao
3. Urahara
4. Ichigo
5. Shunsui
6. Rukia
7. Yoruichi
8. Gin
9. Byakuya
10. Renji
11. Hanatarou
12. Kenpachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No... but they might be cute

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

VERY. He’s HAWTness incarnate

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Not possible and Kenpachi would never do that

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Um I don’t think they would.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

That’s a toughy. I dunno. Probably nine just to get Byakuya to loosen up. But I see more nine/ten in the fanfictions out there

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Nanao: -blush-

Kenpachi:GET OUT! RAHH! -pulls out sword-

Yoruichi: -shun po’s away laughing to tell everyone without considering that she will majorly depress shunsui-

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Renji woke up with his head pounding. What had happened last night? How much did he drink? Why was he naked? And who was lying next to him?

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Maybe. Though i've never seen any

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Better I can do a summary! After Yachiru’s death Kenpachi never though he would get over it. He never would but, she helped ease the pain. I suppose I would call it, Ease the pain
(original title huh? XD BTW i would never kill Yachiru, she's too adorable).

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

WHAT? Ichigo would have to be drugged or drunk or something! Besides it would probably be the other way around, Ichigo is obviously a virgin, and I don't think Ukitake is healthy enough for sexual activity. He'd probably cough up blood right in the middle of it.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Don't really have many, they wouldn’t, however people in general yeah.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

People in general again he’s not very popular though.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

I could see that being written. Shunsui would win though. Nanao doesn’t know Ichigo very well.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

AHHH! (so creative, but i honestly don't know perhaps the other person's name)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Always look on the bright side of life! Monty Python. Just cause he’s so smiley

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ukitake/Rukia/Kenpachi. Cracky, violent, and wierd.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Renji: Do you work at the library? Cause I am checking you out.

Nanao: -smacks-

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

He would be too nervous to judge anything

20) How emo is Seven?

Not very

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Snowflakes by julippe reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 4989 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 11/23/2012
Dumb and Ditzy by TimelessTears reviews
AU. Years of being bullied for his smarts left him dreading when people figured out he was a genius. What better way to throw them off then by acting stupid? Enter: Dumb Blond Spencer Reid. RE-EDITED.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,474 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - S. Reid - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2027 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Insomnia by ShyLikeThat reviews
Alice looked at him, wide-eyed. "But I thought you had all the answers!" Cat glanced at her. "If I did, then I wouldn't have shot out of your head like some coward, now, would I?"
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,082 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alice, Cheshire Cat
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Ice Gifts by Hazardous Cove reviews
The Guardians have invited Jack into their family, but still the boy seems to be still standing at the edge. To North, as well as the others, their newest Guardian is a bit off and acting strange about something that they can't put their finger on. Fearing that he may not be accepting them and clinging onto his old life, Christmas time is bringing more than just gifts.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,406 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
Role Model by Luki Dimension reviews
On the first day of snow, Jamie gets sick doing something stupid. Jack wants to know why.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Jamie, Jack Frost - Complete
Passing Notes by Captain Unstoppable reviews
There is nothing more painful to someone like Jack Frost then to sit through a boring meeting that is useless. That is until a certain Fairy starts to pass notes to him. Is this something just to pass the time or will it turn into something much deeper?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,810 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Tooth, Jack Frost - Complete
Wilson by N Harmonic reviews
Slowly, Pitch brought the bear up to his line of vision and stared. It looked just like- What? R&R Plz! I do not own RotG or Pitch! pitch ooc
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Pitch - Complete
What Once Was by N Harmonic reviews
I'm sure you all know Pitch, yes? If you know him then you must know his story, correct? No? Well then, I must tell you. How i think he became pitch and its pretty much unbias. I do not own RotG or Pitch. R&R Plz!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Pitch - Complete
Mending Seams by Mighty ANT reviews
Bunnymund was NOT going soft. Oneshot
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bunnymund - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BiteMeTechie reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Gifts by aleximoon reviews
Through a series of gifts Molly Hooper comes to realize that her involvement with Jim Moriarty isn't quite as finished as she had believed. Molly/Moriarty sort of. M for implied sex. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty - Complete
Paranormal Minds by CSIalchemist reviews
When girls from Casper High School start disappearing, the BAU is called in to find them. They suspect a certain white-haired vigilante who's been seen at every abduction site. When the unsub abducts another girl, can Phantom convince the BAU that he's on their side before every girl in school disappears? RxR DxS Image by djanubis
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,536 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Danny F., A. Hotchner/Hotch - Complete
Tonight We Are Young by celaenos reviews
During an unusual case the team is thrown for a loop when Emily and Reid are injected with something that leaves them appearing as little children. Hopefully Emily and Reid can finally have some semblance of a happy childhood, even temporarily. Winner for CMProfiler's Choice awards 2012 Best Emily/Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,822 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, E. Prentiss, Jennifer J./JJ, S. Reid - Complete
The Ambassador by Kouri Arashi reviews
Coulson is assigned to help Steve learn modern day technology. He handles this with typical Coulson aplomb, only occasionally resorting to banging his head against a wall.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,174 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
The Life of A Child by fakeasain56 reviews
When Bruce is de-aged, the team learns more about him then he probably would like. 5 times an avenger got to play with little Bruce and learn something new. TW: Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 160 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Childlike Fantasy by AwakeningEden reviews
By the time he was eight, Tahno knew one thing for certain. He was going to marry the Avatar. Prompt from Tahorra headcanons
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
break the ice by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 1/3. A dance is a dance, except when it isn't. — Tahno/Korra. Cover art by niolynn.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,633 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Kuchiki Mafia: Guns and Roses by shyhinata144 reviews
What life is like when your family is in the mafia business and what it is like living with someone you can no longer stand.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,778 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Overheard by WordNerb93 reviews
At the end of the day, Phineas goes to recover a borrowed item. But when he overhears a secret from his best friend, how will he react? Takes place after Quietest Day Ever. Phinbella.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Phineas, Isabella - Complete
Mathlete Swag by Adreus reviews
In which there are nerdy pick-up lines. —Robin/Zatanna.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/16/2012 - [Zatanna Z., Richard G./Robin] - Complete
i built this body to relax in by morallyambiguous reviews
Gender is not as solid in the Superhero business as it is everywhere else in the world. Every mentor in the Justice League has been turned into a female at some point in time.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
Secrets Snippet by LowBrau reviews
Cracktastic oneshot drabblything in which Zatanna calls in the cavalry when Harm makes the mistake of provoking our favorite temperamental archer.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
It's Not Real by MewLuna reviews
His hand went on her wrist gently. "I was so convinced it was," he mumbled. "Artemis, I really thought you died. I really thought... that... I wouldn't see you again." "I did too," she murmured. "I thought I died saving you. All of you." One-shot R&R!
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Wally W./Kid Flash, Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Here? Now? With You? by sjohn2999 reviews
"Here? Now? With you?" "Yes, here. Yes, now. You know you want to. As for with me," he continued, "it's either that, or you sit here at this table by yourself."
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Further Denial by Satellites on Parade reviews
Wally West does not, by any stretch of the imagination, miss Artemis Crock. Wally/Artemis. T for language.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Artemis C./Artemis, Wally W./Kid Flash - Complete
Suck on That, Kate Middleton! by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Travis and Katie go to the grocery store. Tratie fluff out the whazoo. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Katie G., Travis S. - Complete
Jackpot by CodeREDBazooka reviews
Reid is loose in a casino. What could possibly go wrong?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/13/2011 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
History Repeats by chalantness reviews
"Ally, what did Daddy and I say about picking pockets of other kids?" "No picking pockets without supervision." —future fluff
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Kat B., Hale - Complete
Doctor Who? by Britt24xoxo reviews
"Hinata, from now on, you can play doctor whenever you want."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Blizzard by AhmoseInarus reviews
A one shot to tide you over! - While out on a case, the team decides that they need a treat on the way back to the hotel. The lady taking orders at Dairy Queen drive-through finds them very entertaining. T for language... I think?
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Complete
Threats by LonelyWoods92 reviews
Out of all the men in JJ's life, Spencer Reid scared him the most. One-Shot R&R
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/17/2011 - S. Reid, Will L. - Complete
glass shatters softly by Mira-Jade reviews
"By my deductions, Miss Hooper, you are most certainly here on a date." Molly/Moriarty, Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
Homemade From Hell by Taranea reviews
Donna Noble is *hungry*, yet she still can't believe how that man is able to save her, the Earth, and sometimes the entire Universe on a regular basis, but nearly manages to kill himself in his own kitchen...Seasonal Doctor/Donna friendship chaos.:D
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2010 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Relax & Have a Good Time by Lilac Lenalee reviews
This is an Amuto oneshot, so please read and enjoy! I tried experimenting with word placement in this story, but kinda screwed up how it looked, so if it looks weird that would be why...
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Lessons In Driving by Wraith Ink-Slinger reviews
It turns out Reid is good in a car chase, and Morgan wonders where he acquired that skill. Oneshot.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/22/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Bar Fight by Diamondize reviews
Because Kaoru is a lousy, angry drunk, and Kenshin is highly amused.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Rise and Shine, Dr Reid by Dacquerie reviews
One-shot. What do you get when you mix together an early morning meeting, dead cell battery, and a speaker phone? A severe case of TMI...Too Much Information
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/22/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
All Your Base by Sandataba reviews
Sequel to Fifty Winks. Fluff and sweetness. And groping. Mustn't forget the groping. Nejiten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Way You Make Me Feel by ReiraKurenai reviews
I hate how he flirts with all those chicks. I hate how he doesn't seem to realise that I'm there. Stupid Retard. ShinjixHiyori one-shot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2010 - [Shinji H., Hiyori S.] - Complete
Emotion by AProcrastinatingWriter reviews
In all the years they'd known him, Neji's friends and family could only truly say they saw him lose control once. Only once. NejixSurpriseFemale...who am I kidding, it's Tenten. One shot, OOC Neji, but then that's kind of the point.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Routines by Crystal Koneko reviews
Hiei and Botan have always followed the same routine; but this time, they stray a little off of their regular path. One-Shot .
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Cooking with Engineers by Kizmet reviews
One Shot Vegeta finds himself roped into helping Bulma cook. The chances of anything editable coming from this collaboration: poor to abysmal.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
First Impression by czgohan reviews
A short little one-shot about what 'really' drew Hinata's attention to a lovable blonde goofball. Hinata-centric, cutsy Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Five Senses by Kitsune Moonstar reviews
Roy and Riza's feelings on the five senses and each other.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Without Her Coat by MRBee reviews
Naruto hated perverts. He prided himself in knowing he wasn't one. Then one day he saw Hinata training... without her coat on... It's not perverted if you really like the person right? Naruhina FLUFF one-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,977 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 60 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Question by moonfangpiercerofheaven reviews
It was like Deja vu, hadn't she been aske this before? Well, whatever righ? Why would her answer be any diffent than last time...right...? "So Rukia, Do you like Ichigo?" Ichiruki Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Rukia K., Ichigo K. - Complete
Modernday Shakepeare by d-E-a-D-12349876-a-C-c-O-u-N-t reviews
Rukia gets revenge on Ichigo when he runied her Chappie Chappy doll. The best type of revenge: steal his poetry book. Little did she know that there was more to Ichigo than meets the eye. Slight IchiRuki, but I am in love with the couple. Enjoy!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Love within Insanity by Kimina-san reviews
Ichigo and Rukia are in the looney bin. Sedatives, Therapy and being monitered is the usual. Love is Love though. IchiRuki. Hollow Form IchiRuki, because I like it as such!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Minty and Disturbing by Endings Matter Most reviews
Riku began to panic. He looked at Sora, and then looked at Kairi's retreating form. Since he knew how stubborn Kairi was, he charged after her, prepared to beg like he'd never begged before. riku/kairi; one-shot
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Riku, Kairi - Complete
Miss Investigator vs Mr Thief by Pinboo reviews
When Ami found Ikuto in her sister’s room, she demanded a throughout investigation. Soon, Ami would discover that there were things she had better not known. Oneshot. AmuxIkuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Panic Room by Happy Happy Punk reviews
“Princess,” he said seriously, interrupting her thoughts. “When was the last time you slept?” TrainxEve. Twoshot
Black Cat - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Chewing by Asanisan reviews
Rated M for morbid humor and coarse language. And handcuffs. Let’s not forget the handcuffs. HB. Oneshot?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Botan, Hiei - Complete
Humpty Dumpty by smileyfacebabe reviews
This is an Amuto or Ikuto x Amu poem with a Humpty Dumpty kind of twist.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
That Kiss by Mooncatcher reviews
The first time they kissed, she had started it. The second and third time, he had. The fourth time? They were both to blame. MxF.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
Catnip by Sirenfox reviews
Oneshot! Amu has a present for Ikuto and Yoru...she wasn't expecting to get anything in return, much less to be covered in catnip and pinned against a wall...just what is Ikuto planning to do with her now? Amuto!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Bindings by Canadian Chica reviews
An accident makes Neji and Tenten endure a situation of monumental embarassment. Slight NejiTen oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cold Turkey by dantesdarkqueen reviews
Reno is told by his doctor that he has to quit smoking, and Elena gets roped into helping him. But what happens when a nicotine addict and professional hitman is denied his cigarettes? Elena had better run for her life!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Reno, Elena - Complete
Lullaby by Cafinatedangel13 reviews
The best way to put a baby to sleep is with a lullaby, but Hiei's voice just wasn't made for that. So what?
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
Smile by Scarlet Amaranth reviews
Collection of HB oneshots. Chapter 2: chibiHiei and chibiBotan's accidental encounter in Makai.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Botan, Hiei
Faux Pax by A Wittily-Named Author reviews
[Yuusuke, hush! It's not Hiei's fault he's to short to even kiss someone!] When Botan's big mouth gets her in trouble yet again, what will a certain fire demon do to regain his honour? A HieixBotan oneshot in 1,154 words, rated T for slight blood play
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Hiei, Botan - Complete
I Saw Daddy Beating Santa Claus by Sawnya reviews
When Vegeta takes Bra to the mall to see Santa, he is arrested after a fistfight with the jolly elf. Now sentenced to being a mall Santa himself until Christmas, Vegeta must find a way to survive his new job and regain his daughter's trust in him.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,913 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Vegeta, Bra - Complete
Psst! by Arkana reviews
Lee finds out about Neji and Tenten’s relationship the hard way. The VERY hard way. [Team Gai love]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/8/2006 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
The Cutting Edge by Chaos Valkyrie reviews
Kaoru, Misao, Megumi, Okon, Omasu, and unlimited amounts of sake have an indepth discussion about the RK men and their swords. A dirty humourous one shot. KK, implied SM and AM.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
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Flurries reviews
Some short stories about Jack Frost, ranging from humor to angst. Follow the antics of everyone's favorite winter spirit. Rated for possible later chapters.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jack Frost
Of Beasties and Machines reviews
Various one shots and drabbles. Not all are romantic, and not all are about Deryn and Alek though I expect most will be. Rating just in case
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Deryn S., Alek F.
Birthday Present reviews
Some birthday present that turned out to be, and it wasn't even mine. Written for Ikuto's Birthday. Rating just in case.
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Ikuto T., Amu H. - Complete
Purr reviews
I'll ask you again Amu, did you like making me purr?" Rating just in case
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Read With Me reviews
She loved to read, and he loved to read with her. Mostly set during the "Turn Back the Pendulum" arc, some is in soul society arc. Fluff, but not romantic until Soul Society arc. Shunsui and Nanao.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Personal Touch reviews
This year Hinata wanted to give Naruto a gift with a bit of a personal touch. Written for Naruto's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Night Rain reviews
The rain had always taken things away from him, and now was the time for it to give back.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Jump reviews
They stand at the borderline of safety and uncertainty. Neither Willing to cross over first
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Nothing About Love Makes Sense reviews
Rukia thinks about things in life that just don't make sense.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Common Courtesy reviews
Just a little something I would have liked to see happen in the anime. Trustshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2009 - S. Kaiba, Isis I./Ishizu I. - Complete