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Joined 09-10-09, id: 2080062, Profile Updated: 01-21-12
Author has written 5 stories for Assassin's Creed, Warriors, Death Note, and Jhonen Vasquez.

Hey peeps! I'm here and ready to write (if I'm not lazy, that is ^^; )!

Greetings other site viewers! I don't really make stories on a regular basis, so if you happen to tire of waiting for a story, please feel free to urge me to write. Also, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to tell me. I am also on deviant art, but not much will come out of there from me! :D The name is Hawkbelly-fire on DA; someone used mine already... OH WELL!

I will not be making many stories all at once alot, and chapter updates will not be frequent, so just bear with me on them, cause I am just as excited as you are to see where they go (sometimes... heheh). Also commenting on and critiquing my stories to give me an idea of how I'm doin' as well as other things; it's okay with me as long as you don't cuss me out, in a bad way. Thank you for reading me. I enjoy talking, oh, and by the way, I'm a girl... :) (Obviously...)

And if I take too long to update a story, then feel free to PM me and ask me to continue, 'cause that will most likely motivate me. ^^p

My name is Theo (Not really; I just like it).

I was born 3/13/1996

I am just a kid (although sometimes I act older).

Have a problem with me?

Solve it.

Think I'm Trippin'?

Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me?

Sit down.

Can't face me?

Turn around.

And if you want to be fanfic buds, feel free to tell me, 'cause I enjoy having alot of buds! ;) Please, feel free to look at my profile and stories. It brings me pleasure to see that people look at them. And if you have a story suggestion for me to read, tell me, 'cause I enjoy reading and stuff.

I iz 105% sure that... I iz obsessed with L. ;P L!!! WOOH!

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened. (One of meh favorite copy-and-pastes)

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.(This is all me... and no matter what someone says, it wont change.)

Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

Go here and I can get free mp3 songs: http://downloads.khinsider.com/cp or here might be it...http://downloads.khinsider.com/?u=167263Heh. (Lol)

... P.S. I afraid I might've posted a bit too much stuff on my profile...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!:

OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture):

There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this.

A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull!

Randomness-

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, InvaderSidney, Invader Gilly, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Hawkbelly

OUR SITE IS BEING THREATENED! THIS BILL OR WHATEVER WILL PASS ON THE 24 OF JANUARY IF WE DON'T ACT!

AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT WAITING FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT! DON'T FORGET, IT'S OUR SITE! WE NEED AS MUCH HELP AS WE CAN GRAB! COPY AND PASTE THIS TEXT TO WORD, POST THIS AS A CHAPTER TO ALL OF YOUR STORIES, AND WE'LL GET THE WORD OUT SOON!

(Don't copy this) Look, I'll calm down, but don't expect me to bow down before this government guy who decided to take our site, and prolly a lot of other things, away. I don't know about you, but this site is extremely important to me, and prolly to a lot of other people to. So please, do your fellow fanfictioners a favor and CALL YOUR REPS NOW!

This content has been found in violation of H.R. 3261 S.O.P.A. and has been removed.-

Every story on this site if SOPA and PIPA pass Congress.

So, there's a bill in Congress called PIPA.

If passed (and at this rate, they'll probably be), they would let the government basically go apeshit on internet content and censor it.

This means that would be completely and utterly SHUT DOWN.

This congressional jackassery will commence on January 24th! If you wish to preserve not only this site, but your liberty, call your state senators! I'll just leave this list of their phone numbers at the bottom.

Think, guys- is over TWO MILLION MEMBERS strong! If we all called up these guys, then there would be absolutely NO WAY THIS MALARKEY WOULD SQUEEZE THROUGH THE GOVERNMENT'S ASSCHEEKS!

So call your senators today and tell them to vote against PIPA! We can do this! If you see this, put something in a new chapter of an existing story! Spread the word!

AK, Lisa Murkowski, 907-456-0233
AL, Jefferson Sessions, 334-244-7017
AL, Richard Shelby, 205-759-5047
AR, John Boozman, 479-725-0400
AR, Mark Pryor, 501-324-6336
AZ, Jon Kyl, 602-840-1891
AZ, John McCain, 602-952-2410
CA, Barbara Boxer, 510-286-8537
CA, Dianne Feinstein, 415-393-0707
CO, Michael Bennet, 303-455-7600
CT, Richard Blumenthal, 860-258-6940
CT, Joseph Lieberman, 860-549-8463
DE, Thomas Carper, 302-573-6291
DE, Chris Coons, 302-573-6345
FL, Bill Nelson, 407-872-7161
FL, Marco Rubio, 305-418-8553
GA, C. Saxby Chambliss, 770-763-9090
GA, John Isakson, 770-661-0999
HI, Daniel Akaka, 808-522-8970
HI, Daniel Inouye, 808-541-2542
IA, Charles Grassley, 515-288-1145
IA, Thomas Harkin, 515-284-4574
ID, Michael Crapo, 208-334-1776
ID, James Risch, 208-342-7985
IL, Richard Durbin, 312-353-4952
IL, Mark Kirk, 312-886-3506
IN, Daniel Coats, 317-554-0750
IN, Richard Lugar, 317-226-5555
KS, Pat Roberts, 913-451-9343
KY, Mitch McConnell, 502-582-6304
KY, Rob Portman, 361-576-1231
LA, Mary Landrieu, 225-389-0395
LA, David Vitter, 337-262-6898
MA, Scott Brown, 617-565-3170
MA, John Kerry, 617-565-8519
MD, Barbara Mikulski, 410-962-4510
ME, Susan Collins, 207-945-0417
ME, Olympia Snowe, 207-874-0883
MI, Carl Levin, 313-226-6020
MI, Debbie Stabenow, 517-203-1760
MN, Al Franken, 651-221-1016
MN, Amy Klobuchar, 612-727-5220
MO, Roy Blunt, 816-471-7141
MO, Claire McCaskill, 816-421-1639
MS, Thad Cochran, 601-965-4459
MS, Roger Wicker, 601-965-4644
MT, Max Baucus, 406-657-6790
MT, Jon Tester, 406-449-5401
NC, Richard Burr, 910-251-1058
NC, Kay Hagan, 336-333-5311
ND, Kent Conrad, 701-258-4648
ND, John Hoeven, 701-250-4618
NE, Mike Johanns, 308-632-6032
NE, E. Benjamin Nelson, 402-441-4600
NH, Kelly Ayotte, 603-622-7979
NH, Jeanne Shaheen, 603-647-7500
NJ, Frank Lautenberg, 973-639-8700
NJ, Robert Menendez, 973-645-3030
NM, Jeff Bingaman, 505-346-6601
NM, Tom Udall, 505-346-6791
NV, Dean Heller, 775-686-5770
NV, Harry Reid, 702-388-5020
NY, Kirsten Gillibrand, 212-688-6262
NY, Charles Schumer, 212-486-4430
OH, Sherrod Brown, 216-522-7272
OK, James Inhofe, 918-748-5111
OK, Tom Coburn, 918-581-7651
OR, Jeffery Merkley, 503-326-3386
PA, Robert Casey, 570-941-0930
PA, Pat Toomey, 610-434-1444
RI, John Reed, 401-943-3100
RI, Sheldon Whitehouse, 401-453-5294
SC, Jim DeMint, 864-233-5366
SC, Lindsey Graham, 864-250-1417
SD, Tim Johnson, 414-276-7282
SD, John Thune, 605-334-9596
TN, Lamar Alexander, 615-736-5129
TN, Bob Corker, 423-756-2757
TX, John Cornyn, 512-469-6034
TX, Kay Hutchison, 214-361-3500
UT, Orrin Hatch, 801-524-4380
UT, Mike Lee, 801-524-5933
VA, Mark Warner, 804-775-2314
VA, James Webb, 804-771-2221
VT, Patrick Leahy, 802-863-2525
VT, Bernard Sanders, 802-862-0697
WA, Patty Murray, 206-553-5545
WI, Ron Johnson, 605-332-8896
WI, Herbert Kohl, 414-297-4451
WV, Joe Manchin, 304-342-5855
WV, John Rockefeller, 304-347-5372
WY, John Barrasso, 307-261-6413
WY, Michael Enzi, 307-682-6268


Stuff I Copy-and-Paste:

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.

Not everything is as it seems. Remember that

If you're an OC-aholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your personality is a combo of different fictional characters, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are an Internet addict and may need rehab, copy and paste this to your profile.

If spend most of your life on the Internet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get hyper off of sugar or other hyper friends, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random when you're happy, copy and paste this to your profile.

I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I'm an anime watcher/a manga reader, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I have dreams about being in an anime/a manga, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

I'm a writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character copy and post this into your profile.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only utensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you cry over the loss of a spider you saw for three seconds and then someone killed it(even though your deathly afraid of spiders).

Crazy is when laugh everytime you get hurt.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

I'm sick of team Edward and team Jacob...I'M TEAM GIR!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name! Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Hawkbelly

SCREW ALL WHO LIKE ZADR OR RAPR!!!!!! IF YOU AGREE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!

If you believe in God, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, fictionfreak93, InkAndPaperTwin, OnTheHour.EveryHour, DarkAngelSnapeLover, LilysLittleTwin, SlytherclawHP, KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze, Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Hawkbelly

If you have a severe case of OOIZD (Overly Obsessive Invader Zim Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you have OJVD (Obsessive Jhonen Vasquez Disorder) copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you say IZ pairings like they appear instead of saying the letters (Saying "ZAGR" as "Zagger" or "GAMR" as "Gammer") copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you take the term "Weird" as a complement, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

(read this. it's funny. XD jump to your doom, filthy humans!!!!!): 93 percent of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. If you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!', copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KatakaCandy2429658, Invader Elze,Micah The Homicidal Maniac, The Girl Who Questions Sleep, Hawkbelly

You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your pen-name into this and name the character in parentheses: Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!);MaraNekoyasha13(Yuugi, Yami, Jaden Yuki, Kyo Sohma, Inuyasha, Atem XD); Miko Hayashi (Seto Kaiba, Marik Ishtar, Grimmjow Jaegerjaques, Jaden Yuki, Chazz Princeton (ShizukaLawliet13: L Lawliet, Beyond Birthday, Akefia/Thief King, Bakura, Ryou, Joey Wheeler, Pharaoh Atem, Malik, Marik,), Hawkbelly

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, Tsuki Kiba Kummori, Kakashi Forever, Anime895, Hawkbelly

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. (D'X SADNEEEESSS)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism:
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Mp3 answers done on 12/14/2010:

1)Put ur Ipod/Mp3 player/itunes etc. on shuffle

2)For each question click the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

4)You can put any comments in parentheses next to the song

5)Put it on your profile!

1.What would you say about your boyfriend?

The Setting Sun

(Purrrrfect... |P Heheheh...)

2.What is the first thing you say in the mornings?

Intro (End of Silence)

(I are entering into the world... I guess?)

3.Your teacher is...

Blow Me Away

4.What's written on your class's black board/white board?

You (A Walk to Remember)

(Hah, as if!)

5.How would you describe your neighbors?

Not ready to Die

(I wish they would die, or at least go the HELL AWAY! They tramp all over our yard like they own it, the f*ck-tards!)

6.What would your best friend say about you?

Burn For You

gasp* Aw, Rayne! You're so sweet!^^ (She would! X) Yay!)]

7.How do you feel right now?

We Are One Tonight

(HUZZAH!!!!! >:D)

8.What's on your bedside table right now?

Oh! Gravity

(REALLY?!)

9.What did you do when you woke up this moring?

Into Black

10.When you open your wardrobe you see...

Satellite

[Oh pefect... So now I have a SATELLITE in my closet?!]

11.What did you say after you last attended a concert?

The Older I Get [Acoustic Version]

(XD

12.If you had to write a Twilight Fanfiction right now,what would it be titled?

Those Nights

(I would NOT even read those... THINGS!)

13.A song you would sing at your school's talent show is...

One Thousand Apologies

14.Your life's theme song would be...

My Hero by Foo Fighters

[YEAH BABY!!! >:D]

15. How would you describe what you are doing right now?

Finding Who We Are

[Definitely...]

16. If you had to go and jump off a building what would your last words be?

I'm For You

sniffles with a tear rolling down cheeck* I would...]

17. Your motto is...

Regime Change

[It's actually, "Anything's possible," but whatever...]

18. If you could buy anything in the world you would buy...

Halo 2 Theme

['Course I would... |S]

19. What did you dream about last night?

Say Goodbye

[My real dream was waaaay too complicated... and awesome. >XD]

20. Any last words?

Switchfoot - Chem6a

[I like those last words...]

Sunsets aren't consistent...IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE
...Or the world being round...

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Silent is golden but duck tape is silver

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small"(What's wrong with being small?!) and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If u have a sister or brother who is a morning person, and u sometimes want to strangle them for waking u up at 6 AM on a SATURDAY because they turned on the TV in another room or something, copy this into your profile.

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I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy!

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

When life gives you lemons go out & buy vodka.

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I live by one rule...RULE 34!!!

My Mother Taught Me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and they'll be just like you!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

(Done 12/17/10) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (There are still people way better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (at least in my head...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies.

No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(Done 12/17/10) Random Quiz:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"It seems you have a knack for getting me down." (L said this) -- L, Change the World

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air... unless you're implying to move to where I touch something; if so, then I touch a closet door (not my closet).

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Halo Reach, my sister was playing with random people on X-box Live.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

around 6:30...?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:40

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The T.V..

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About six hours ago; I was walking home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fanfic story.

9. What are you wearing?

A light-blue shit that says "happy dreams" across my chest, and blue-related-colors-striped jammi pants (truck! that must be hard to understand...

10. Did you dream last night?

I didn't get to see any dreams.

11. When did you last laugh?

About forty-five minutes ago when reading a fanfic story.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Random crap.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

... *Sadness* No...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's interesting enough...

15. What is the last film you saw?

If you mean in theaters, then The Chronicles of Narnia: Voiage of the Dawn Treader.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Uh, lets see... books, an Mp3 player, a new laptop, a bunch of Death Note stuff, a bunch of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim stuff, different types of things that involve video games, a new house, and some other random(-ish) stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a mystery even to myself.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'm not really that sure... I guess if it had something to do with the supernatual, then I'd be able to change the world how I wanted it... (Or I'd just send myself to the Death Note world...)

19. Do you like to dance?

I guess...

20. George Bush

...Nice to know...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

It'll come to me when I take a first look at them.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

It'll come to me when I take a first look at them.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I... don't really know what that means...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I have no clue...

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl , Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl, Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him defeat Kira...x

~ Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

~ Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

~ When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

~ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

~ Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

~ Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

~ Being weird is like being normal, only better.

~ I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

~ STUPIDITY killed the cat. CURIOSITY was framed.

~ F.E.A.R. :

Fuck Everything And Run!!!!!

~ Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

~ All the good men are taken, gay, or fictional characters. (WHYYYYY?!?!?!)

~ The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.

~ There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~ With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

~ Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

~ When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

~ Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

~ Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

~ Warning: Trespassers will be shotWarning: Survivors will be shot again.

~ It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

~ Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

~ The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables... what is baby oil made from?

~ I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

~ I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

~ Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

~ Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

~ You know you LOL'd when you realised that Yagami spelled backwards is Im a gay.

~ My mother once tried to wake me up by putting a cookie on my pillow. When she came back a few minutes later, the cookie was gone, bunnies were eveywhere just freaking out, opossi were hanging from the ceiling fan, I was laughing deviously, an apple was being eaten in mid-air. $10 says you can't draw this.

"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky."

"Men's hearts hold shadows darker then any tainted creature."

"This is how wars are won: not with armies of soldiers, but with a single knife blade, artfully placed."

"May the force be with you."

"Well . . . whose side are you on?"
"Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Dark have been my dreams of late."

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater."

"Sir, there's nothing wrong with you that expensive surgery can't prolong."

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes PING!"

"That's right, b17[h35. IIIII've got a crossbow!"

Shoots dude* *Questioning looks* "He was twitching."
"He was twitching, because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!"

"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."

"If you can't fix it with duct tape and chocolate, you're screwed."

"All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be woken
A light from the shadows shall spring
Renewed shall be blade that was broken
The crownless again shall be king."

"Ah..good old subject 16. He repainted my room, you know . . . . WITH HIS BLOOD!"

Read the following in a British accent or just click the link to see what it is supposed to sound like.

"If nothing else, remember this: spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but try to spin 3 at once and you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face."

"Assassin's Creed takes place in some really weird parallel version of the 12th century Holy Land where all the major cities are within five minutes drive of each other and follows the adventures of Altair, a member of a secret organization of assassins who possesses a rather anomalous American accent. Only that's a LIE the game is actually about some d1ckhead in the future kidnapped by a rival in the Biggest D1ckhead Competition who is forced to reload the genetic memories of his 12century ancestor, all of which sounds like a soft science nightmare but used as a device to draw the storyline it does the job alright."

"Another good way to blow your cover is to randomly stab innocent civilians and trust me when I say that forcing yourself not to do so is a lot harder than it sounds."

"Before you start relaxing though Ubisoft was apparently determined to keep at least one thing to annoy the sh1t out of me so those fuck1ng beggars who looked at your turnips return in the form of wandering minstrels and I swear those motherfuckers have started hunting in packs."

"And from a certain point on a surprising number of survivors refuse to move on until you pay them money. Oh, ok, I'll just leave you inside that zombie's mouth for now while I go find and ATM. Sorry, Survivor, I forgot, did you say you wanted money or to be punched in the face with flaming boxing gloves because THOSE I'VE GOT."

"Now bleak, bleak is an understatement. The correct term would be bleak multiplied by grim to the power of Hot Topic."

"The game has no business being on the Wii--I'm not sure it has business being anywhere except maybe a boredom convention at the heart of the SUN."

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is thinking your favorite characters follow you around. Crazy is when you're paranoid about the possibility of your favorite character(s) watching you throughout your life. Crazy is when you talk to empty space because you suspect that your favorite characters are standing there invisible. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say ZAC EFRON
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say Im WEIRD
I say YES I AM

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe anymore. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (My addition to this paste: will NEVER do it.)(Uhuh! no way is that going to be touched by me! XP)

ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If your part of the 5 percent that aren't, put this on your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivity bored, Gem W., Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Takarifan101, hurkydoesntknow, RandomnessSakura, RikuLuvr, byakuganwalker, RoxasRoxOutLoud, 6-The-Cloaked-Nocturne-9,darkrystalangel, Dezblade, Neo-Kira, Hawkbelly

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch"

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

95 percent of teens would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers (anyone for that matter) were standing on top of a tall building and were about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 percent that would have pushed them...

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven. (Do it. Do it now...)

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If someone has ever seriously asked you if you're on drugs when you're not, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

A painless lesson is one without meaning. One who does not sacrifice anything does not achieve anything.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when someone will come along, open you up, and eat your insides.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor." A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."-Draconian proverb

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer."-Feline proverb

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

I wonder if other dogs think that poodles are part of some weird religous cult.

If you want to be the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

If you're a Christian, and not ashamed to let everyone know it, copy and paste this.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

"Touch me, and the last thing you'll see is my ten pound, over loaded purse."-liliedove

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

NBC: No Body Cares.

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

I plead temporary insanity.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

When you wish upon a shooting star, all your dreams will come true. Unless the star is really a meteor about to destroy the earth. Then, you’re pretty much dead no matter what you wish for.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

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We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minuties.

Let's do something daring! LET'S EAT FROZEN YOGURT!

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I know it's the truth, I made it up myself.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait a little bit longer

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl...when you can't even do that...you find someone to carry you

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Hurray for the collapse of civilization!

Why, that's a terrific book! Oh, wait, you said Twilight, didn't you? I take it back...

I have a pencil and I'm not afraid to use it.

Poor Edward Elric. He has the same first name as a sparkly vampire. coughpixiecough

Fuck team Edward and his hordes of dipshit followers, I'm goin' with Team (insert anyone better than Edward. It doesn't even have to be a vamp)

It's like Twilight unleashes the little demons inside every fan girl.

I’m lost. I’ve gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

I do visit reality, although it’s on a tourist visa.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

THAT'S IT! It's ON! Girl, hold mah shit!"

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

Who’s crude idea was it to spell lisp with an “S”?

Let me turn on the part of my brain that gives a damn.

If the universe is everything, and scientists say its expanding, then what is it expanding into?

You’re a BFF! A big fat fatty!

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fsrit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed this psas it on.

Girl1: How many licks does it take to get the center of a tootsie pop? Girl2: Well. It all depends on how you…Wait. Are you talking about what I think you’re talking about?

People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication

...Oh...I didn't do as well as I thought I would on that quiz...I'll do better on our Finals...wait...what did you say?...THAT was our Finals Test? You mean...it wasn't just a quiz? ...Crap.

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

You are 90 percent of the reason I get up in the morning. The other 10 percent is because I have to go pee.

Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard.

Hold on, I can’t hear you! Let me turn down my AWESOMENESS.

Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE

My friends are cooler than giraffes. And giraffes, they’re cool.

That which does not kill me, had better run pretty damn fast.

Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities is cheaper.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

A best friend is a friend you can call in the middle of the night and say you murdered someone and they'd ask where to hide the body.

Ok then, do it, but don't come running to me when you've broken both of your legs.

It's always the darkest before dawn. So if you're gonna steal your neighbor's paper, that's the time to do it.

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to do.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

We had gay burgalurs last night. They broke in and re-arranged all the furniture.

Sometimes, it's the one you notice the least, that loves you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one you see the least, who understands you the most.
Sometimes, it's the one who says the least, who has the most to say.

You! With the hair nicer than mine! Off my planet!

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

One by one the penguins steal my sanity.

Girly1: When I get older I'm gonna kill a million Jews and one clown. Girly2: Why one clown? Girly1: See? You don't care about the Jews!

The police never think its as funny as you do.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

I'm in shape. Round is a shape

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

When in doubt, push random buttons!

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work

95 percent of people would die if the Jonas Brothers jumped off a building. If your the 5 percent eating popcorn and yelling "JUMP MOTHER FUCKERS!" then copy and paste this into your profile ;)

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then proceeds to tell you why it isn't.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --Edgar Allen Poe

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

94 percent of people would scream if Edward Cullen were to fall in love with someone else other than Bella. if your the 6 percent who wouldn't care then copy and paste this into your profile

If You think Ulquiorra is the most kick ass Espada then copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.

"You see this, this American flag? You know what it stands for? You know what it represents!? Apple pie." -Kevin Sedlak

F.E.A.R. Fuck Everything And Run

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Sometimes people build walls, not to keep other people away, but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Fear the rage of the patient one

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night”

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm an idiot! BOW DOWN TO ME!

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

Damn, foiled again. Back to the batcave

Who cares about your sanity? I found a nickel!

If you twitch everytime you read an error in a fanfic, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question, the answer is "HELL YES!"

I'm smiling... that alone should scare you.

(to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Deck the halls with gasoline, falalalala, lalalala! Light a match and watch it gleam, falalalala lalalala!

Adults always blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think who raised us? Copy and paste if you agree!

People say I have the maturity of a 6 year old! But 6 year olds don't know dirty jokes!

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.
Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

I didn't steal it I just borrowed it without permission and with no intention of giving it back...ever...

I've got a shovel and an acre of land. I don't think anybody will miss you.

I dream of a better tomorrw - where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about thier motives

No comment.

But, my good sir, you just commented by saying 'no comment,' therefore commenting and all the while creating a contradictory statement with the power equal to that of dividing by zero. Congratulations- you just ended the world

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

'To me, genjutsu seemed like a really sick form of mind rape. Not even a cool form of mind rape. Just awful, horrific, mind rape. Ugh. Just thinking about genjutsu was like mind rape. Heh. Mind rape. I like the phrase. It made me giggle. RAPE OF THE MIND!! Heh… mind rape…'-6 feet under

And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing.

I can speak Canadian Eh.

May all your bacon burn (Calcifer!)

I write for the same reason I breath...because if I didnt I would die.

"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."

My plan was perfect. But there was one thing I over-looked. One factor I failed to calculate. He’s a dumb ass.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

For the last time! If a girly man was turned into a girl, he would just be a girl. Likewise if a manly girl was turned into a man. However, manly men that get turned into girls are gay.

Six hours later, I still hadn't managed to write a full sentence for the paper due the next morning. However, I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on

Every time I say the word 'diet', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

-grabs yardstick- If you don't get this question, then this is going to get shoved up someone's ass. No lube either.

Well behaved women rarely make history.

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

My hatred for you can not be expressed in words, so I have decided it to incorporate it in song and dance.

Love makes you do OOC things.

"I need a credit card!"

"In my pocket!!"

"Which pocket!?"

"My back pocket!!"

"You have, like, ten back pockets!!"

LEFT CHEEK! LEFT CHEEK!! LEFT CHEEK!!"

Once upon a time, There a Yellow Duck. He thought he was just the coolest awesomest yellow duck ever! Then, One day. A Purple giraffe came up and was like "Dude. You're yellow" And the yellow duck was sad. He thought he was amazing and beautifully yellow he didn't know there were other colors! So the little yellow duck worked up his courage and walked up to the Purple Giraffe and was like. "You sir, Are a fag." and kicked the Purple giraffe in the shin and walked off. And the Yellow Duck lived happily ever after. =D The motherfucking end.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends (eh heh...i think i passed the crazy line a long time ago...)

If your parents don't know what you write or draw, copy and paste this into your profile.(Lol, really)

If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile. -shudders- 8(

The greatest feats are accomplished by people who are too stupid to know that they're impossible

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

When life gives you lemons...make sure your parents don't read over your shoulder at the wrong moment.

I was reading fanfictions while the rest of the world was making Myspace and Facebook accounts.

"The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him." - Mr. Krabs

"You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok." -Spongebob

"Build a man a fire, He'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON NOT TO SET YOU ON FIRE!! -Grabs flamethrower-

If at first you don't succeed...go back and reload the gun

If you are pure evil with a heart of gold, copy and paste this to your profile.

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

Hate the sin, love the sinner.

This place is dirtier than Jiraiya's mind!

You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!

Anyway, we have the five villages: the drinking gourd, the dog crap, the squiggly lines, the three puddles and the- what the crap is our symbol? No, seriously- it doesn't even look like a leaf! It looks like a snail fell over and can't get up!

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Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

"BE yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive" -Gerard Way

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever." - Hitsugaya Toushirou, Bleach

"Envy..you...you're envious of humans. We're so much weaker than you homunculi, battered, confused, even when we're beaten, and about to collapse, even when we know it's pointless, we always stand back up. And if we can't, our friends will lift us up. You'll never have that...and its made you jealous of us." -Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"How humiliating...reduced to this pathetic form with you humans, you pieces of shit mocking me. And worst of all, the lowest, most disgusting one of you...that fucking kid is the one who understands how I feel. That is the ultimate insult. Bye, bye...Edward Elric." -Envy (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fears are truly brave."

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We were all born originals, but so many of us die as copies.

Hard work beats talent if talent doesn't work hard.

Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young...

There were only 150 Pokemon.Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool.Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist.The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. Texting was done on calculator.

Look at the pretty fire!

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" - Jack Sparrow, Dead Man's Chest

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I need to kick!! I'm going to have to start keeping a list just to keep track of them all!!" - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

Suicide is a way of telling God, 'YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!

"Are you alright, Brother?" - Al
"Yeah, I'm just peachy. I love turbulent carriage rides with seats as soft as granite." - Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?"-Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho

I never said I was normal, you just presumed I was.

War does not determine what is right--only who is left

The pen may be mightier, but the sword still hurts like hell.

It's back to Hell for me. Come on Nixon.

For once someone might actually call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene'.

I could pull a better cartoon out of my a- HEY KIDS!

OH! Rope! It's more manlier than string!

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.

When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

You plus me equals knives and blood.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from it's home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike."

.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

“Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.”

Your pen maybe mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen.

If it's small, I run over it. If it's big, I ram it 'till it's small, or outta my way

You see, the problem here is, you're speaking in Math, and I'm listening in Stupid

All the special effects in the world can't turn a bad plot into a good movie

Otaku rule because our lives are portable, and we know how to be subtly unsubtle.

Whoo! I don't have any homework to feel guilty about not doing tonight!

Great minds do think alike. But then again, so do simple animals...

It doesn't matter how varied high school courses are, because in the end, they all turn into math class

Fate doesn't exist. We're all just pawns in someone else's fanfiction!

Kids look at algebra and think, "Why put letters into Math?"
Adults look at internet lingo and think, "Why put numbers into English?"

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein

“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.” Aristotle

“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.” Plato

Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!...You haven't got a letter on yours. I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge." -Fred and George, Philosopher's Stone

They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was taken.

I had a dream, and in it, something eats you.

Yo momma's so fat even Naruto doesn't BELIEVE IT.

People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Genius by birth, slacker by choice

(¯'•.¸(¯'•.¸ ¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯) -==--Kingdom Hearts-==-- (_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´ '•.¸_)'•. ¸_)

I hate you. Why? I need a reason?

When your dad is mad at you and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

My view of people: Everyone is a pervert. It just comes down to if they accept it, how perverted they are, and how well they hide it...

Lets get one thing straight-I'm not! (I am but.. Its still funny)

It's too late to scream.

Well, la-dee-fuckin'-da.

Fuck you no jutsu!

Tell Hell I sent you.

...And deliver us from fangirls...

...I feel stupid, and contagious...

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon' --Chris Rock

I'm going to hell, who's coming with me?

Behind every bitch is the guy who made her that way.

I'm not afraid of death, what's it gonna do? kill me?

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i endd up asking my dad right in front of the person who asked...)

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction (Thanks, FieldOfPaperFlowers)

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you frenchin jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.

"Stay back I've got a chainsaw! Memememememem!memem."

Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I'm the man of the house and I have my wife's permission to say so.

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. -Bryan White

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Must. Hide. Dead. Body.

Shhh...I'm plotting

I know KUNG-FU and 50 other dangerous words

"Nobody controls me. I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me is me, and that's just barely possible."

Be optimistic. All the people you hate are going to eventually die

"It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eyeball...Then it's like...HEY! FREE EYEBALL!!"

This is my phrase. Do you see my phrase? If you do, I hope you don't steal it because if you do, you'll get a tumor.

I don't only want to rain on your parade...I want to blow up all the floats!

Define normal

People say I'm crazy, actually I'm just bored.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

Happiness is your Mother-In-Law's Picture on the Back of a Milk Carton

Its good to die for your country, but its really good when the other bastard dies for their country.

A mighty oak is the result of a nut who held its ground.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on disk somewhere...

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

You never know how strong you are...until being strong is the only choice you have.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity

Smile every minute of the day. You never know who is falling in love with it.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.

Do not meddle in the affairs of artists, for this is satire and you would look good in lingerie.

After scolding one's cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference

The trouble with life is there's no background music

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

An essay is an attempt to explain something that could have been said in two sentences

You know what!? Earth sucks, I’m going home.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

I have not lost my sanity... I have simply found a better, more entertaning use for it.

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware, the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Magic is the stuff Science hasn't made boring yet!

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Nobody move! I dropped my brain.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Where in the nursery rhymes does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?

There are three types of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics. ~Mark Twain

Drive it like you stole it!

Don’t worry, it’s just blood.

I haven’t committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law

I didn’t escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!

Are you sure? Because my Gaydar went off like crazy when I saw you.

"The only thing you can't wish for is a better tasting muffin." -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

"The muffin tastes bad, but it's powerful! All hail the muffin!" -Cosmo (Fairly Odd Parents)

My Pokemon bring all the boys to the yard.

"The world is not as beautiful as everyone says she is. Life is not as fair as everyone wants it to be. But why should I let that ruin my day?"

Awww, shut up and give me a muffin ya damn hippie.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

Write like no one is gonna read your words.

True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

One day while I was walking through the woods, I came upon a human skull. I immediatly panicked and called the police to report my find and as I waited for them to arrive, I thought to myself, who was this man? and why did he have antlers?

pøøƒ

~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

Don't call me small! I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!" -Edward Elric

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

'Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators' -William Saroyan

He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.

I left the womb for this?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I fucked your sister. She was better than you.

I ran into my ex the other day... I put it into reverse and hit him again.

Remember my name. You'll be screaming it later.

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened.

In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this.

Death is more universal than life; everyone dies, but not everyone lives.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetary, people would stop dying.

Jashin would be pleased with your torture techniques

Have I seen you before, maybe in another universe?

Life is totally screwed up! At least the cookies are good..."

I am 105 percent sure...that I am obsessed with L.

Lemons are brilliant; they allow you to have fun in ways that are physically impossible.

The same day Paris gets an award for acting is the same day a porn star gets an Oscar.

I hate science! It takes all the fun out of life. I was quite happy thinking unicorns were real.

People in the closet are like Tomatoes . . . Everyone thinks they are vegetables but really they are fruit.

I am not celibate, I am asexual!! A Celibacy is where you choose to be sexual repressed, where as asexualism is when you are naturally sexual repressed.

Someone needs to be horse whipped for their stupidity.

The universe is laughing behind your back.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.

You can thank your lucky stars that everything I wish for will never come true.

We Americans, we're a simple people...but piss us off and we'll bomb your cities.

Just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, forget the people, just close your eyes, forget your name, forget the world, now go insane.

The Top Eleven Things Everyone Should Know About Twilight:

1. Werewolves are only immortal as long as they want to be. Yeah. Kind of strange. Apparently it has to do with how often they choose to become wolves. Of course, these are quite strange werewolves who don’t follow the moon.

2. Vampires sparkle in the sun. Really. And no one ever laughs at them when they do this. Then again, they only ever show this to lovestruck teenage girls.

3. In a werewolf/vampire/human threesome, the human has to be in the middle so the freezing vampire and burning werewolf balance each other out. Or something like that.

4. It is not at all creepy to make an unborn baby your soulmate nor is it creepy to raise your soulmate from infancy as its father/brother and then become its lover.

5. Author Stephanie Meyer is apparently a big supporter of the rights of demon babies.

6. Wanting to literally eat your girlfriend is romantic, not deeply disturbing.

7. Jeopardizing a fragile treaty between two very dangerous, deadly groups because you can’t control your hormones is endearing, not painfully stupid.

8. When you’re friends with vampires and werewolves, you no longer are required to care about your human friends and family.

9. . When a guy you have been dating for a few months abruptly leaves and never plans on coming back and you take to cliff diving to hear his voice, you are in no way crazy nor should you look into therapy.

10. You should never, ever let Bella and Edward name anything. Ever.

11. TELLING a group of vampires that want to kill your baby that she is half human will do nothing. Finding someone who claims that they are half-human solves everything. They’ll even kill that vampire that’s out to get you for you.

My hands are at your throat and I think I hate you.

When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

Always plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Whoever said sunshine brings happiness never danced in the pouring rain.

"Luck is my middle name," said Rincewind, indisctincly. "Mind you, my first name is Bad."
--Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times

Books are always better than real, live boyfriends any day of the week. They don't talk back and they're always there for you. You can have as many of them as you want and they won't complain.

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his.

The scarred man smirked before looking at the occupants in the bed, “Hello, law abiding citizens,” his gaze shifted to the three Uchihas, “Marginally law abiding citizens,” and then his eyes fell on Kisame, “… citizen.”
--The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.

To the Internet, My Minions!

People often say to me, "I understand what you are talking about intellectually, but I don't really feel it, I don't realize it," and I am apt to reply, "I wonder whether you do understand it intellectually, because if you did you would also feel it." ~ Alan Watts

If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorrow. There is someone this morning, who didn't wake up, who will never see this day. Try to feel lucky that this is not you.

All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.

We take our bearings, daily, from others. To be sane is, to a great extent, to be sociable.

Education: That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Clarionet, n.An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.

Idiot, n.A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

Ocean, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.

You are not permitted to kill someone who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that they are growing older every minute. You are avenged 1440 times a day.

I hope you know that I only hate you because I love you to a point of so much passion it unhinges my soul.

I'm invisible, understand, because people choose not to see me. (isn't that the story of my life)

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Deidara will never be forgotten and will live on in our hearts. If you think this copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Copy & paste this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance that you thought impossible to choke on), copy & past this in your profile.

If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wished Anime Guys existed in the real world, Copy and Paste this onto your profile

I BELIEVE IN G-D!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'pull' or vise versa.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason.

If you are anti-social sometimes.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling. (If you are an annoying sibling, too!)

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song randomly.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace (or Facebook!).

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question.

If you've ever talked to yourself.

If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards.

The only race is humanity. If you are against racism.

Fun is fun, if you agree with this.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews.

If you have cry when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died.

If you think Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity!

If you easily finish one novel a day.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

One more heart that will never love.

If you believe in G-d and that he loves you unconditionally

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!! If you are really random

If you and your best friend are insane

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on! -- Totally always happens!!

If you've ever driven your friends/family insane with your constant anime blathering, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe all your favorite anime characters are indeed alive in their own dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

91 percent of statistics are made up. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think you are part of the 9 percent who will!

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

YOUR GUY SIDE:(the Bold are the things that I like)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun

Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Like Shounen Manga/Anime

TOTAL: 13 out of 25; close to half-way. XJ

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Like Shoujo Manga/Anime

TOTAL: 7 out of 25; heh, no way man! XP

If people question your sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rschere at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed every lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the above copy and paste it onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into or almost walked into a wall because you were too absorbed in a book copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted anything onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love sitting in odd positions, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you love writing creepy, imaginative stories, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you hate Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers to the bitter end with a fierce frenzy, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you like coming up with random nicknames for people, copy and paste onto your profile.

If you are extremely hyper and weird by definition, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it copy this to your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you cried when L died, copy and paste this in your profile
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy and paste this

If you ever read Text talk, and had no clue what they were trying to say, copy and paste this.

If you have ever done a barrel roll, copy and paste!

1.Find a Globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Don't have one.

2.Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 3, word 6. Which book is it,and what does it say?

"growled" Warriors: Battles of the Clans

3.Have a conversation with the closest living thing other than yourself:

"Hey, guess what?" "What?" "Chicken-butt."

4.Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Jurassic Park

5.Type your name with your elbow.

audrey XD 0_o ... awesome... |:J

6.What happened last time you were typing on this computer?

I laughed! Lol.

7.Stand up. Close your eyes. spin around 3 times. Open your eyes. What do you see?

A picture.

8.If you could be anyone from Death Note who would you be?

Myself, 'cause I'm not that cooleo and I'd want to meet them.

9.Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they say?

noyrdais

Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

Enjoying the "Great Outdoors" would be better if it were great.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

My heart? Yeah. It's not a playground.

Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

When life throws you lemons...OMG! You're pregnant!

Everything in this room is edible. Even I am edible, but that, little children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. -Willy Wonka

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it all. And then some you don't want. -Daughtry

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns. But those bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again...

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Sometimes you've got to smile and walk away... Hold your tears in and pretend like you're okay.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...

Copy and paste this if you realize that 95% of the world's teenagers are NOT, in fact, obsessed with or even interested in anything much to do with Disney, especially Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers, and you are one of what is in fact the vast majority that couldn't care less about the modern Disney channel in any form...

...Copy and paste this if you don't watch TV anyway so couldn't care if you wanted to.

If people question your sanity copy and paste this onto your profile.

Aoccdrnig to a rschere at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed every lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

If you can read the above copy and paste it onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever walked into or almost walked into a wall because you were too absorbed in a book copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted anything onto your profile copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love sitting in odd positions, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you know you do at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can imagine yourself in a video game/ manga/tv show/ or anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile! (Oh my God, YES!)

This report is from another Death Note fan, and whoever it is, THEY ARE A GENIUS.

After researching the rules of the Death Note once again, I stumbled upon one that could help prove the fact that Matt and Mello did not die on their canon death day. The rule is:

'If writing the same name on more than two Death Notes is completed within 0.06 seconds, it is regarded as simultaneous; the Death Note will not take effect and the individual written will not die.'

as found in How to Use: XV. This is the theory that I formulated:

As Mello's death approaches, Sidoh is watching from the sidelines. He sees the date above Mello's head and realizes that the blond has very little time left. So, as he watches Mello drive the truck to Nagano, Sidoh travels to the human world, takes out his Notebook, and writes Mello's real name down. Sidoh is doing this because since Mello has at one point owned his Death Note, Mello can be considered as an owner of the Death Note. Since another rule states that the only god of death that can kill the owner of the Notebook is the one who gave their Notebook up in the first place, Sidoh thinks that it's his responsibility to end Mello's life(as Ryuk does to Light later on in the book).

At the same time Sidoh is just finishing writing 'Mihael Keehl,' Takada is also hurrying to write Mello's name in the scrap of the Notebook. The two finish writing the 'l' at exactly the same time, causing the first mentioned rule to take place.

Meanwhile, Mello is fully expecting to be killed by Takada. He becomes confused when it takes longer than it should, then realizes that something must have gone wrong. Excited that he may continue to live, Mello fakes his death, purposely crashing the truck into Nagano. Knowing Light would want to erase any evidence, Mello quickly escapes and manages to get away while the church burns in the distance.

He finds a way to get back to where he the kidnapping had first taken place, following the route that Matt was supposed to take. When he reaches the clearing where Matt's car is at, riddled with bullet holes, he rushes to the redhead. A quick check at the redhead's pulse assures him that Matt is still alive, merely acting as if he had been shot down, whereas he'd actually been wearing a bullet proof vest. The blood stains are from his arms, which were unprotected by the vest and hit by three bullets, since most of the bodyguards had been aiming for his chest. The blood soaks nearly his entire outer vest, making it appear as if he'd been shot in the chest.

Mello picks Matt up and rushes to the nearest hospital where the hacker can be fixed up.

In the safe confines of a new apartment somewhere secluded, the two, both alive, watch as Kira is finally put to an end by Near.

Copy and paste this report to your profile if you KNOW that Matt and Mello are not dead, but living together, finally able to love each other properly without the worry of dying. Well, then again, there's Matt's cigarettes, but...he quit! SO YEAH.

And there you have it. The undeniable proof that Matt and Mello are still alive. TAKE THAT, WORLD!!!!

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

When someone walks by you in the aisle scream, "Ahhhhhh! Bad Touch!"

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting "Hooters!"

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air-popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer’s name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that’s showing a movie you’ve already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the ending.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining

Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN!

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
And Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)or just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx, imsunprincess54, Kioku7,

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i knoIf Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.w. but i dont get it either.)

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE your GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! So Taht Maens Tehre is no need for the Grmaar piloce. (Haha!)

If you could read that put it in your profile!

FUN WAY TO KILL TIME The Statement is bold. My answers are underlined.

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say?

Glowing

What can you hear right now?

My sister playing Halo Reach. ^^

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself.

"Hi kitty!"

"Meow-meow-meoooooowrrrr! Mow... Merow..."

"I wont feed you."

Cat walks to the door. "Mow..."

"Okay, go outside."

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

My sister's game.

Type your name with your elbow.

audrey YEAH, baby! I DIIIID it!

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer?

Smiled to myself because I'd typed my name with my elbow the second time in my life.

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see?

Moon and Sun, Book 1: The Ruby Key

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell?

OSKSDIO ...Wtf? That's not very creative... '~' ^^ Oh well, that was fun!

Questionaire (was done at 9/28-29/10):

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Not that I know of...

STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name):

Baaauugh

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Ah... eh... uuuumm... (thinking) Yes! I do.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

If you count the ones my dad lived in while my mom lived another, then... 8! My dad moved a lot, and my mom had nowhere to stay with us when we first moved from Washington state; she found a house she could afford after three years of living with my aunt.

4) Favorite candy bar?

I. have. NO. clue.

5) Favorite shoes?

DOUBLE UNDER-ARMOUR ALL THE WAY (across the sky)!

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

It was an accident, I swear!

7) Least favorite school subject?

I don't have one! :D

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

HELL no.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

I don't remember; I may have. (not talking about those baby years people!)

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Death Note

12) Favorite genre of music?

Christian music ALL THE WAY(across the sky): rock, alternative... stuff like that.

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Piscus

14) What time were you born?

NO CLUE. ...That's a good question...

15) Do you like beer?

HELL NO! And I'll never drink it at that!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes! And it was flippin' HILARIOUS!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

None of them are what I call embarrassing, because most of them are too awesome to be embarrassing.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Oh, no, no, no; I tell it like it is AAALLLLLL the TIIIIIME! (Theo: Surrrrre you do!) ^^ :P

19) What are your favorite color(s)?

Green, blue, silver, purple...

20) How many watches do you own?

Four, but they're all dead (battery-wise... I think).

21) Summer or winter?

The beginning of Fall! And Spring (not just the beginning; the entire spring!)!

23) Favorite color to wear?

Unable to answer that; however, I do like my Disciple shirt, which is a forest-y green and has a bunch of black designing on the front (branch-like lookin' design).

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite. Sprite! SPRITE!

25) What color is your cell phone?

Blue, for now... >) (I'm gonna get a new one soon! Yay!)

26) Where is your second home?

England (If you're talking about where you would live or something)!

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes... '~'

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yes sirrie!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Like, six (one of them is an angel lamp, so I'm not sure about it, since it isn't that noticeable; another is a lava-lap).

30) How many video games do you own?

Waaaaaay too many to count!

31) What was your first pet?

A cat, which was ten when I was born, and had to be put down when he was 15 years old because of his nose cancer... :(

32) Ever had braces?

Happily, no, I haven't! ^^ (From here on out, my answers will no longer be italicized.)

33) Do looks matter?

No, but I wouldn't mind looking nice.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yes, when I remember to; it apparently helps my flute mouth-piece from getting that crud around the hole if I put it on

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Um, Mr. Booth, Mrs. Rice, and... OH! Mr. Michaels, my marching band director! (I'm not in high school, but the elementary school I'm in (which goes K-8 (saying really doesn't matter...)) is next to it and has the same name and they are connected, which means I'm going to their high school.)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

I don't care; maybe the one who is less expensively outrageous and has good clothes at the same time.

37) Are you too forgiving?

... Maaaaaybeee...

38) How many children do you want?

Either three or four. ^^ Yay!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

No... :( (It's 11/25/10 and I DO own something from Hot Topic: a WOLF TABOGIN!!! YAY.)

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Apples!!!

41) Do you own a gun?

No, unless cap guns count (you know, the ones that make a gun noise and smoke when the locker slams onto a piece of paper with, possibly, gun powder on it; I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GUN POWDER OR NOT.)

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes, but it was just my strong friendship I have with him.

3) When was the last time you cried?

When I was feeling so emotionally upset that I had crawled into a ball.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

I. have. NO. clue.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

*remembering* ... PSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG, I REMEMBER THAT!!!

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

I don't know...

48) Nicknames?

Not really, but I like the names Amaya, Theo, and I'm adding more because I'd forgotten what one was and the others are not yet made.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No... I don't... think so...?

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Um, when I was traveling to where I live now from Washington(STATE. Washington STATE) (we drove here, which is close to driving across the state; it was fun!).

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Who? What? Where?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Now that you ask I am, but before I read the question? No, not really.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Uh, no. :?

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No; not yet, anyways... ^*

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Not really... huhm...

57) Do you dye your hair?

No way, man! I like my hair being natural. Naturalness looks the best. (However, dying hair is pretty cool... T.T I am turing into a Goth...)

58) Does anyone like you?

If you're talking about friend-wise, then yes. If you're talking about love-wise, then I have NO clue.

59) What year were you born?

The year my mom gave birth to me.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I wasn't born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Wtf? No...?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's all the way (ACROSS THE SKY! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?).

63) Do you like yourself?

Yes, of course; I have an awesome personality(s)! It's true; you can ask all of my awesome and friendly friends.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Both; I'm closer to my mom with some things, and closer to my dad with other things...

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Their hair and eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

If I'm paranoid at that moment, had watched something scary/nervous-like moments ago, and/or if I'm alone in a dead-silent room.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

As far as my memory can take me, f*ck no.

68) Do you own a webcam?

No...

69) Have you ever stripped?

F*CK NO!!!

70) Ever broke a bone?

No, but I've fractured a couple, and split one very slightly.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

No.

73) Pringles or Lays?

PRINGLES ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't think so.

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Definitely Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Don't watch either.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Not in high school yet.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Yes... but they were kidding around, I think...

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Yes, on my elbow.

81) Can you cook?

Somewhat.

82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you:

Blake Tailor, DJ Williams (PERVERTED FREAK!), and FLIES!

83) Do you text message often?

Not really.

84) Money or love?

Love... \:)

85) Do you have any scars?

Yes... I do.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To go to a world I think about almost all the time.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

OMG, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationship!!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit! JUICY FRUIT!!!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Depends if my stomach is randomly acting up or not.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

No

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Yes;it would be seriously surprising if a lot of people didn't.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My mom.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Someone at school.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

I'd rather not say... *looks away*

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

My friend Wolffang! XD

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

No one, yet.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

A random number who was asking for a guy named Courtney (if you want to know how I know he's a guy, I have a feeling).

Guys NEED to know this...;

When when we walk away form you, mad
We want you to follow us

When we stare at your mouth
That's your cue to kiss us

When we push or hit you
Grab us and don't let go

When we start cursing at you
Kiss us and tell us you love us

When we're quiet
Ask us whats wrong

When we ignore you
Give us your attention

When we pull away
Pull us back

When you see us at our worst
Tell us we're beautiful

When you see us start crying
Just hold us and don't say a word

When you see us walking
Sneak up and hug our waist from behind

When we're scared
Protect us

When we lay our head on your shoulder
Tilt our head up and kiss us

When we steal your favorite hat
Let us keep it and sleep with it for a night

When we tease you
Tease us back and make us laugh

When we don't answer for a long time
Reassure us that everything is okay

When we look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When we say that we like you
We really do more than you could understand

When we grab at your hands
Hold ours and play with our fingers

When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
Bump into us back and make us laugh

When we tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When we look you in the eyes
Don't look away until we do

When we miss you
We're hurting inside

When you break our heart
The pain never really goes away

When we say its over
We still want you to be ours

Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.-

When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go-

When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you-

Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us-

Call us before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat us like we're all that matters to you.-

Tease us and let us tease you back.-

Stay up all night with us when we're sick.-

Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give us the world.-

Let us wear your clothes.-

When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.-

Let us know we're important.-

Kiss us in the pouring rain.-

When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

AS I MATURE:

I've learnt that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learnt that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.

I've learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learnt that no matter how hot or steamy a relasionship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learnt that 99 percent of the time something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learnt that to people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I just had to put this on (I fly a HELL OF A LOT):

For those of you who have flown, are about to fly, don't ever want to
fly again ...
I think you might smile at the following.

Some different air line chat from down-under

To those of you who fly a lot, this may help you to
'lighten up' the next time the
airlines of your choice causes you major aggravation!!
All too rarely, airline attendants
make an effort to make the 'in-flight safety lecture'
and announcements a bit more
entertaining. Here are some examples that have been
heard or reported:

On a Qantas Flight with a very 'senior' flight
attendant crew, the pilot said,
'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude
and will be turning down the
cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight
attendants.'

Heard on a Air New Zealand flight. 'Ladies and
gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the
smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if
you can light 'em, you can smoke
'em.'

On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to
take all of your belongings. If
you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to
have.'

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there
are only 4 ways out of this
airplane.'

'Thank you for flying Virgin Blue. We hope you enjoyed
giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.'

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at
Dunedin Airport , a lone voice came over
the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella. WHOA!'

After a particularly rough landing during
thunderstorms in Auckland, a flight attendant
announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead
compartments because, after a
landing like that, sure as shootin' everything has
shifted.'

From a Air NZ employee: 'Welcome aboard Air NZ Flight
245 to Wellington . To operate
your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle,
and pull tight. It works just like
every other seat belt and, if you don't know how to
operate one, you probably
shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.'

'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure,
masks will descend from the ceiling.
Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child
traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting
with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite.'

Weather at our destination is 7 degrees celsius with
some broken clouds, but we'll try
to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you and
remember, nobody loves you, or your
money, more than we do.'

'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and, in
the event of an emergency water
landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
compliments.'

'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of
your belongings. Anything left
behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children
or spouses.'

And from the pilot during his welcome message: 'Virgin
Blue is pleased to have some of
the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this
flight!'

Heard on Qantas just after a very hard landing in
Sydney : The flight attendant came on
the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I
know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it
wasn't the
pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Overheard on an Air NZ flight into , Wellington , on a
particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach, the Captain was really having
to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and
Gentlemen, welcome to Wellington .
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's
left of our airplane to the gate!'

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than
perfect landing: 'We ask you to
please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to
the terminal.'

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight
he had hammered his ship into the
runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at
the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give
them a 'Thanks for flying our
airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, he
had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have
a smart comment. Finally everyone
had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with
a cane. She said, 'Sir, do you
mind if I ask you a question?' 'Why, no, Ma'am,' said
the pilot. 'What is it?' The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were
we shot down?'

After a real crusher of a landing in Palmerston North
, the attendant came on the horn,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until
Capt. Crash and the Crew have
brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the
gate. And, once the tire smoke has
cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open
the door and you can pick your
way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
'We'd like to thank you
folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you
get the insane urge to go blasting
through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope
you'll think of Air NZ.'

A plane was taking off from Auckland Airport . After
it reached a comfortable cruising
altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the
intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
316, nonstop from Auckland to Los
Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we
should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOSH!' Silence
followed, and after a few
minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so
sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to
you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.. You should see
the front of my pants!' A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should
see the back of mine!'

Done backwards on 11/25/10:

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Audrey

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of real name plus "-izzle")
- Audizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
- Green Cat

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
- Baaau (Damnit, WTF?!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
- Silver Sierra Mist (Lol, I love it! ^^)

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
- Uaroeyaas (... Hahah-- WTF.)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
- Lynnora Ronald

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ("black" and the name of one of your pets)
- Black Crystal (|:) Niiiiice...)

9. YOUR NINJA NAME: (first two letters of your first name added with "-ruto")
- Auruto

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (your middle name after the word Captain)

- Captain Rosalynn

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~If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

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~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

~98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

~98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

~92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

~If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

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~If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

~If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

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~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

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~If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

~If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, (who hasn't?) copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever spent too much time and money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you ever yelled at a TV show/Video game/manga/ or book character for being stupid, copy this in your profile

~IF YOU PRESS BACKSPACE AFTER A LINE, YOU CAN WRITE IN THIS COLOR!!!

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

~"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

~Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think pure pressure is wrong. Cuz it is.

~Friends would make comebacks. But best friends would agree to everything and take the shitty end of it.

~93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

~Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~If you are a mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste and add your name! SkywardShadow, Maela Shane, Hawkbelly

~If you squel/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile

~If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

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I am writer, read my roar!

I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!!

I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

10.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

11.What would you think if you found (5) was a sibling or relative of yours?

12How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

14If you saw (9) and (1) in bed together, what would you do?

15What would you say if you found out that (1) was a rapist?

16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

18What would you feel this second if (3) gave you a daisy right now?

19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

21 (3) and (5) are your teachers. What would you do?

Suggest a title for a 6/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Pull the trigger.
Play the game.
You will always lose.
It's always the same.
Play your game.
Take a smoke.
I'm not kidding, this isn't a joke.
Falling down.
Getting up.
Don't give a fuck.
I try the game.
I'll always lose.
Fuck you dude.
I'm gonna choose.
Kill me.
Kiss me.
You can't even see.
Why am I this way?
Pull the trigger.
Play the game.
You will always lose.
It's always the same.

-HannahFaps

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base or Dib's house

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: ...I'm not really one to say...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gaz, Zim, Gir, and Dib x)

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: HOW CAN YOU HATE SOMEONE FROM THAT SERIES?!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: I have to choose?! Fine... Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom (cause Nny is in it)

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: I'm not choosing only one! It's Gir, Zim, Gaz, and Dib.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: *stares for a minute* "...Hello."

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: ...Hm, Gaz would probably be most likely to come.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Hm... I'm not sure, perhaps Gir... or Dib, since he's smart, or Gaz, since she's smarter. Or Zim, since he knows stuff(plus it'd be funny to see him freak out about being surrounded by water XD).

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: *Backs away slowly* "Um... I'd rather not..." *grabs a randomly sitting random knife* "I SWEAR IF YOU COME NEAR ME I'LL CUT YOU..."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ...NO. JUST, NO.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer: I WOULD CAUSE MAHEM TO ENSUE, of course.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hang out with either Zim, Gaz, or Dib

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!"~ Dib

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer:

TIE-

Zim's reaction to Gir on his head. CB

Zim: My BUSINESS... is done!

Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom?

Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. SO MUCH!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer:

'Tis a tie-

Zim: *laughing*

Dib: Go ahead, laugh! But one day you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'LL be there- DOIN' STUFF.

Halloween episode

Zim: *snatches Dib up with ship arm*

Dib: *stares* Oh, come on! You're not still mad about that whole "leaving you to rot" thing are you?

Zim: *eye twitches and tightens grip of ship arm*

Dib: *cringes* Organs... exploding...!

Zim: I'm not here because I like you Dib! I'm just here for your filthy gargantuate head!

Dib: Oh, now its gargantuate!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My answer:

Zim: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

Red: I was curious of when you would shut up but it's been three hours now, Zim . . . THREE HOURS! What do you want?

Zim: Well, it's just that I noticed you were closer to Earth than EVER BEFORE, and I-

Purple: Wait. How did you know that?

Zim: Oh, I know all sorts of things about you. Creepy huh? Anyways-

Purple: Hey, that is creepy. You're creepy Zim.

Zim: Heh heh, yeah, I sure am...

19. Favorite GIR moment?

My answer:

Tie again~ ^^ -

When Gir is on Zims head sleeping away.

Police man with squid brain swims into ocean*

Gir: *is waving* Goodbye! Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! He's geting eatin' by a shark~... *smiles*

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My answer: In the Halloween episode where Zim asks Gir to prepare the base's defenses, and Gir starts yelling about his taquitoes and runs off with his squid into the kitchen.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Invader Gilly, HarrietTheInvader , Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile

If you LOVE tacos copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe in doing what you love, no matter what other people might think, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like GIR copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you're a bad athlete, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that Fanfiction absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. If you're one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your rear end off copy this to your profile.

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile

If you've ever shed at least a single tear for Zim. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Saya Moonshadow, WrathoftheElite, ThenightmarebeginsWithMe, Chaos of the Asylum, nv8ertak1, INVADER MISTY, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Well, i've ran into a screen door and a glass door, never a solid wood door)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil,and brainwashes little kids,copy and paste this in your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

Admitting that you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I you admit that you're weird and like it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you don't believe this statistic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.

╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗ if you love to laugh
╚═╩═╩═╝

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

If there are times where you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you doubt your own insanity all the time, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know it's only a matter of time were invaded by Irkens, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a "watch your step" sign copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

You Might Be An Author If...

1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written. *

2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

3. You often imagine your books becoming movies. *(for me, it's cartoons, not movies)

4. Spell check is your best friend. *

5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background. *

6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters. *

7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene. *

8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym. *

10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long. *

11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence. *

12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written. *

13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better. *

14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time. *

16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly. *

17. You talk to yourself... constantly. *

18. You forget what day it is when your writing. *

19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. *

20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc. *

21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end. *

22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it. *

23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas. *

24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending. *

25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story. *

26. You are in love with the Thesaurus. *

27. You dream about your stories. *

28. You dream of new stories.

29. You often revisit some of your old stories.

30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing. *

If you're a fan of Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Nickelodeon were morons for canceling Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile.

If you like ZIM copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you agree that Dora needs to use some of that "Sticky Tape" on her mouth, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

if youre one of those people who get excited when you get 2 reveiws copy and paste this into your profile

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think that the government should keep"One nation under God..."in the pledge of allegiance,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.BUT... If you are SO INCREDIBLY SICK of people blaming society for their own stupid decisions, copy this onto your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think villains rock and are da bomb, copy and paste this into your profile!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. (I've already posted this, I think, but I really want to put that out there x])

Most teenagers today complain about how fat they are. If you're happy with your body and don't flip out if you eat something with more than 200 calories, then post this in your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Stereotyping others is just plain wrong. "Muslims are all terrorists!" WRONG. "Americans are all warmongering assholes!" WRONG. "Black people are all gangsters/drug dealers!" WRONG. "Australians ride around in kangaroo pouches!" Now this is just stupid. If you're sick of people judging others because of their race, religion, nationality, or anything else, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you have more fictional boyfriends than real boyfriends, put this in your profile.

If you hate selfish, racist, homophobic, biased assholes, put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think you posted the same thing twice but don't care enough to check, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up into the indecent hours of the night reading, writing, reviewing and rewriting, forgetting meals and sleep until you begin to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you should be doing your homework right now, copy this into your profile. (Not when I posted this, but I have been on here when I was supposed to do homework x])

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you actually read all of these! Copy this into your profile!

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

If you are madly in love with guys who aren't real, copy and paste this to your profile. (*cough* Nny! *cough, cough*)

If you've ever found yourself yelling angrily at your computer, copy and paste this to your profile.

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. (*trembles in fear*)

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think people with Autism and/or Asperger Syndrome have feelings and deserve to be treated like human beings, copy and paste this onto your profile

Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile

You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicians speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimney on Christmas because you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hypnotic powers.

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bologna.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13, Waffles are the best foods in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else. I try...

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere. MUST... HAVE... A TRENCH COAT!!

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks. I eat snacks most of the time but I eat proper meal.

19. You've tried to convert your basement ito a secret base. I don't have a basement... :(

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! I will do this next time xD

Copy and paste that into your profile if you laughed.

HOW TO GREET AND COMMUNICATE WITH FRIENDS THAT HAVE THE SAME OBSESSIONS AS YOU, ALSO, TIPS ON HOW TO BE A FREAK

1) If you see a friend, anime run over to them screaming all the while, they should respond the same way.

2) Quote from TV shows, anime's, manga's, and comics in nearly every sentence.

3) Incorporate your obsessions into daily life. Ex.- Make a fake advertisement for supertoast as a school project.

4) Create secret codes to communicate to your friends with. Hope the teacher/boss doesnt figure it out.

5) Never ever, ever, ever, EVER. Have a day, where nothing happens. At the very least stalk someone, make sure they know what your doing.

6) Write fan fictions about your obsessions!

7) Have a mental breakdown if you go a day without watching/reading your favorite show/comic.

8) Pretend your in a coma to get out of school/work.

9) Eat a tub of peanut butter. That should increase your level of insanity by...OVER 9000!!!!!!!

10) Become a Homicidal Maniac.

11) Strangle anyone who starts singing near you, then immediately pick up where they left off.

12) Don't go outside on Tuesdays. That's when the aliens come.

13) Read Bio's like this one

14) Copy and Paste this if this is going to become your guide book to life.

Blonde Things. Put a > next to the ones you've done. I’ve done 29 out of 40

>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
>Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
You have ran into a glass/screen door
>You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
>You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
>You have ran into a tree
>It IS possible to lick your elbow

You just tried to lick your elbow
You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
You just tried to sing them
You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
>You have choked on your own spit
You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it.
>You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
>You just looked at it
Your hair is blonde.
>People have called you slow ALOT!
You have accidentally caught something on fire (no... but one time my brother threw a lit match into the garbage bag... XD)
>You tried to drink out of a straw, but you jabbed it into your nose/eyes
>You have caught yourself drooling
You've fallen asleep in a laundry basket
>Sometimes you just stop thinking
People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
You use your fingers to do simple math
You have eaten a bug
>You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
>You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
>You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you
>You break a lot of things.
Friends know not to use big words around you
>You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
>You have fallen out of your chair before
>When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
>The word 'umm' is used many times a day
>You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
>You have spelled your name wrong (I'm so used to people spelling my last name wrong - because it's spelled different than it sounds because its Dutch - that I sometimes do it too!)
You have drawn a deformed heart

Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!:

OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture):

There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this.

A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull!


Favorites:

My favorite Animes:

DeathNote (Lol ^^)

Favorite Games:

Assassin's Creed (all of 'em - I STILL love the first game the most, though XJ)

The Legend of Zelda (the series)

Halo (the series)

Pokemon (handheld (dudes, I like adventure, and KICKING BUTT!))

Prototype

Favorite Books:

Warriors (the ENTIRE series, 'cause it's completely awesome!)

Catwings ('cause I grew up reading these books, and I love 'em)

The Last Dragon Chronicles (The whole series)

Sun and Moon, Book: 1,2,3,etc series

A Tale Dark and Grimm

Death note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases

The Books of Beginning (the series)

Edgar Allan Poe stuff

The Song of the Lioness (the series)

(others I can't seem to remember)

Favorite Music Artists/Bands:

Red

Skillet

The Birthday Massacre

Prodject 86 (WOOT!)

Kutless

Disciple (Woo!)

Demond Hunter

P.O.D.

Switchfoot

Toby Mac

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Life, Death or a Choice by Through the Mirror Darkly reviews
Life or Death. That's usually what it all comes down to. But not for me. I got some thing else. I got a choice and now I have to change a shattered future or dying trying. (Editing and Updating Old Chapters. New Chapter is UP! Enjoy!)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 238,143 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Ezio A., OC] Leonardo da Vinci
Reality by Maseymoo reviews
Reality follows the story of Katy Felding, lost in strange world, she needs to find her way home before it's too late. Not all is as it seems. The only person that can save her is herself. Will she be strong enough to escape? Or will she be forever trapped? Part 1 complete, now Katy is with the Assassins, adventure lies ahead.. (More in A/N)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Altaïr, OC
My Final Mistake by AlyssaRuin reviews
Waking up in the 15th Century isn't exactly something you can prepare yourself for. Meeting a famous painter, saving lives and becoming a part of something more important than time itself even less so. With a strange voice in her head and a skilled Assassin by her side, Jessica must figure out what it is that she must do and who she must become.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,491 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ezio A., OC
I'm Not Insane, I Promise by Abbasanrox reviews
"You're...no. No no no. No you can't be real." I stammered, looking around for an escape, knowing there wasn't one. "You don't sound very sure of yourself." It... HE said. I could hear the smirk in his voice. You know, if he could smirk.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Slender, OC
You shouldn't have done that by Kagaminelover657 reviews
"You are really starting to annoy me! Just tell me what you want from me!" "Talk nicely to me and then I'll tell you" "How do I know you won't go against your word?" "I can be trustworthy; however it all depends on how you react towards me" "Stop talking in riddles! ...YOU'RE NOT BEN! YOU ARE JUST CLEVERBOT!" "You shouldn't have done that Emily… You shouldn't have done that…"
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,629 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - BEN (entity), Kelbris, Old Man, OC
The Lost Memory by The-Storm-Unleashed reviews
After seeing the strange writings on the walls and floors of Abstergo, Desmond goes back into the Animus to find lost memories of Altair that someone is trying to keep from him. The question is: WHY and WHO? Rated M for language and mild adult themes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Malik
Warriors: Destiny Crossroads by Wulf-Gurl reviews
Seven moons have passed since the Great Battle between the clans and the Dark Forest. The clans have moved on and have healed, and are preparing for the upcoming Leafbare. When a new prophecy arrives shortly after the birth of Cinderheart's kits, all of Thunderclan begins to worry; does this mean more trouble, so soon after the Great Battle? HUMAN TO CAT TRANSFORMATION
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012
Cycle of Freddy by mooncheese23 reviews
Some Five Nights at Freddy's theories put together with unique story telling, in an attempt to tell the story of the Purple Man and Bite of '87. Probably not canon. Needs a better title and summary.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
Idiot Meets Altair by BoosterSeat3 reviews
A young girl wakes in Assassin's Creed with no memory of how she arrived, will she survive the storyline or fall prey to the assassin's blade?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Altaïr, OC
Eventide by ThisCheshireSmile reviews
Everything was as it should have been all along. But for Juno the haunting was far from over. Why could no one remember what she so vividly recalled? But then, the harder she thought about it, the more the memories only seemed to fade. But just as she slowly begins to accept the calm reality, the game changes completely. This time, she may not be so lucky. - Sequel to Haunting -
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,520 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014
Confusion Nebula by PrincipessaBel reviews
Your name is SARAH VIZNEA. You are a simple human girl with a wide range of INTERESTS. A lot of it are centered towards the most magnificent place on Earth, THE INTERNET. Also, perhaps a DIFFERENT INTEREST towards a person you just knew from the said place. He's got a cool username for a cool guy, which is totally cool with you. Who is he? The one and only TurntechGodhead
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., OC
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiumInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr
Kate Milens by Katemod reviews
Follow the most developed character of Slender: The Arrival from her childhood to the days of being a proxy.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014
A Dance in the Rain by Shadownip reviews
Many people believe things happen by coincidence. This is not the case, as there is no such thing as coincidence, but rather inevitability. Nothing could have prepared Connie for the journey she was about to get thrown into. A journey filled with unexpected results, battles, and a clash between past and future. AltaïrxOC Cover by Mervley
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 239,416 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [Altaïr, OC] Desmond M., Warren V.
Aberration by xDarkAmethyst reviews
"By the time you find this journal, I'll probably already be dead. Don't worry about me, just please... show this to anyone you can. Share this story in as many ways and to as many people as you can. Don't let my efforts be in vain. Let them know... that the Slenderman is real."
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
Slender - Trapped by Luna Silvereyes reviews
A simple assignment, a trip to an abandoned zoo. Get in, get the facts, get out. Eight pages worth of research, just a few hours alotted to me. Was trying to prove myself to my mean-spirited co-workers really worth this? It seemed like there was no end in sight. I was determined to end this game, but how do you win against something that can predict your every move?
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2014
A Series: Shadows and Faces (Discontinued) by Jonathan Jas reviews
A series of Shadows and Faces. Shadows follow and mimic... Faces look and deceive. -T rating for mild violence, creepiness, and mildly suggestive theme(s). I've discontinued this story due to lack of inspiration and feedback.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Complete
We're Doing It Wrong by Keep It Quiet reviews
If you were to tell me that one day, I would consider a monster as my greatest ally, I would have laughed in your face. I guess beggars can't be choosers when there is no one left to choose from.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Smoker
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into Death Note, your first thought would be ' Who slipped me acid? ' Your second? ' I'll solve the case because I've read every volume like a good fan-child and SAVE THE DAY! HOORAY! ' Then things get complicated. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 207,829 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
Countless Stars by SarcasticPineapple reviews
Hallie is a supposedly mute six year old that lives with her loving family. When her brother decides to go to Crystal Lake with his friends for a party, she tries to tag along. Does she successfully become her brother's stow-away? And what could happen if she runs into the infamous Jason Voorhees?
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,122 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Jason V., OC
Children of Kira by Vexic929 reviews
What if Rem hadn't killed L and L had called in reinforcements? Certain scenes in this story are also in doujinshi form. Be on the lookout for the links!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - L - Complete
Restless Spirits by DangitJohn reviews
John Egbert has been dead for 13 years. But recently, in the small, mostly unnoticed town of Skaia, there has been some... strange happenings. Paranormal things that can't seem to be explained. Now, his old friends, Dave, Jade, and Rose, go back to the town, to get to the bottom of all these 'Ghost' rumors.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H.
Slender Terror by HeroInTraining reviews
They say the forest is haunted. They say never to enter alone, to return before nightfall. Otherwise you may never see the light of day again. They say a lot of things. They are right.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
The Other Side Of The Wall by D.M. Mari reviews
Deadpool is in my living room. Sorry... Currently under rewrite.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011
Becoming One with The Creed by Katharonie reviews
By day she steals, by night she devices with a sharp cunning wit. Nicoletta lives in a set routine but nothing lasts forever, a man clad in dusty white robes just happens to speed things up. The life she knows becomes yanked upside down as a simple thievery turns sour, dragging her into a web full of lies, conspiracies and blood boiling situations she never could have dreamed of.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 163,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ezio A.
Homestuck Horror: Hide and Seek by oddest-one-out reviews
Based off of the Japanese game "Creepy Hide and Seek". A group of sixteen highschoolers are convinced by a friend to play a new game that has recently become an internet sensation. They visit their friends house thinking of the dangerous game as only a fake tale to scare people at first. Though as they begin the game, they find out that it is not quite what they thought.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P.
meowzer by Tigersfury reviews
Zim gets turned into a cat! and worse he cant talk! mabey Dib will like Zim as a pet for a while.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Zim, Dib
The Thing That puts Creepy in Creepypasta: Virus 494 by Golden Feather Ink reviews
Do you know about the game Slender? Do you know why he stalks you in the game? Do you know why he appears more often whenever you get another page? Well, it's certainly not in the programming...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Drawing in the Dispersed by Katharonie reviews
(WARNING; ASSASSINS CREED III SPOILERS) I don't think I can do an actual summary without spoiling the game all over your faces but basically this is Connor's life after the events detailed in the main plot. If you've played the game, or you don't really care about the spoilers about the ending, then give it a look. ConnorxOC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,690 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Connor K., Achilles D.
A Red Rose by YukiGirl21 reviews
(A Valentine's Day Fic-But No Romance!) A girl wants to buy some flowers for her mother, but her money gets carried away by the wind. It lands in front of a VERY tall stranger...who wears a dark trench coat and fedora, who has a thing for red roses. The girl engages a conversation with this weird man...who is he? /One-shot/
Slender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
A World Apart - Adapted by Pyr0-Kat reviews
Briarlight makes a break for the Lake, craving some fresh air. What she finds is something that no other Warrior- or cat, for that matter, has ever seen before. (Original story belongs to user Snow Kittie, this is pretty much just a re-write of what they wrote.)
Crossover - Warriors & Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2014
On your side by lexet reviews
Nelly, a dedicated and hard working college student and psychology nerd, finds herself in a dilemma when her car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. And with her luck, a homicidal maniac decides to give her a hand when I need. Jeff the KillerXOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,522 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013
The Town That Makes Everything Else Seem Normal by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Norman wants to make it through his summer in Gravity Falls, Oregon, without drawing too much attention to himself. However, when he finds himself trapped by a creature that shouldn't exist, he doesn't expect to be saved by two twins who seem to know more about this weird stuff than he does. In fact, compared to them, he was downright normal.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,259 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Norman B., Courtney B.
Slender Man Unleashed by kangaroo3456 reviews
This story is a horror story and is about slender man taking someones child and people are trying to save her. This involves searching the forest and risking lives. Hope you enjoy!
Alone in the Dark - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014
Teddy Bear by Mayu Sato reviews
She wanted to go home, to not be afraid. She wanted to see her family again, but he was her family now. And Jason wasn't letting her go.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Jason V., Whitney M. - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by The Real F'n Scorp reviews
Deadpool breaks the wall and discusses Ryan Reynolds, Ewan McGregor and Spideypool! crack!comedy alert!
Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
More Than I Bargained For by Shelleythesnail reviews
"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ezio A.
The Unmistakeable Truth by Mockingbird Accomplice reviews
This is the story of how I'm on the run, and of the slashers I will meet, and one nonslasher who deserves respect for what he does. Now they are in this twisted game, and we're running out of options. You won't tell, will you? Our lives depend on it.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011
Nny and friends by AsTheTidesTurnRed reviews
The continued adventures of Nny, Squee, and all your favorite Vasquez characters. Rated T for naughty language and ruthless fatalities. REVIEW OR I WILL TEAR YOUR LEGS OFF AND USE YOU AS A BOOGIE BOARD! The Museum arc is FINALLY DONE!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 20,601 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Johnny C., Squee
A Cats Nine Lives by Flauvres reviews
Light Yagami is given an irresistible chance to start over, to relive and repent. However, Death Gods would never strike a deal without a price to pay, and Light finds this to be more than he bargained for- He is thrown back into Japan... and this time? He is nothing other than a cat. Watch Light and his struggles as he survives without opposable thumbs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Light Y., L
A Knock On The Window by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I dont have a picture cause no picture fits this story...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
I Hope You Win by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I Hope you win the game...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
In The Kitchen by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
What was the voice?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Slenderman And The Rake by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I would like to start this by saying that before these events I had never encountered the Slenderman in many stories. Just two or three. The Rake, however, is a different matter entirely. This started in December 2010.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Always Running Out Of Time by Dajypop reviews
A father (David Garin) and daughter (Rikki Garin) are Infected and become Smokers; Only for the third part of their family to remain human. Hard decisions come one after another. OC Origin Story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Smoker, Witch - Complete
A Strange Kind of Feeling by Countess Orlock reviews
Long since after Johnny was resurrected, he tries to continue life as a somewhat of a normal person. However, he meets a female who seems to disrupt his life in the quietest way, and by the quietest way, she doesn't freakin' talk. Like. Ever.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Johnny C.
The Cursed Tongue by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
I was born different. I was brought up different. It didn't take me long to realize I was different... I was cursed. But it didn't matter at first, my life was never my own anyway. Until I met him. Then things began to change. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,361 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - L
Life in Your Paws by Maestro Kitten reviews
Ivy Green loves to read Warriors. But when her zoologist mother discovers that the Warriors series wasn't all fiction, Ivy is chosen to be transformed into a cat for two months and gain the trust of Thunderclan, so that her mother can study the cats in their natural habitat. But apparently Erin Hunter knows a bit more then they let on... can Ivy solve the mystery to save the Clan?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Tigerstar, Longtail, Firestar
In Death Note by Queencloud2443 reviews
"When Kiara Emerson takes refuge in an old antique shop from the rain she runs into the shops owner, a weird old man who happens to have a Death Note. he then dumps her into the Death note Universe, telling her he'll explain things eventually.L/OC. Rewrite in progress, Check for updates!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L, Light Y.
AC Silliness by Knowledge is a powerful tool reviews
For some reason, there are two very strange men running around Rome. Or so Ezio thinks, anyway. La Volpe is amused, Claudia is poking fun at Ezio, and Machiavelli is complaining. Altaïr and Malik just finds the Italian assassins to be hilarious.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
In the Trees by Ninjasaurus reviews
The stories were right, she thought numbly, as she gazed upon the being. It was tall, taller than she expected, and so incredibly thin.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
A Change of Fate by Charlie Waffles reviews
What if Light wasn't the one who picked up the Death Note, and instead it was picked up by a new classmate; one with psychic powers at that? AU. (NOT up for adoption. I'll be keeping it, rewriting / improving the already written chapters, and then continue the story. Rewritten chapters will be posted as a new story. Once completely fixed, this version will be deleted).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,753 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Light Y.
It's Called A Brain by fratcats reviews
"I don't know about you, but I won't sit around and wait to die," It was pathetic; his eyes were so dull, lacking the life they used to have. He looked tired, L never looked tired. Ava never had any interest in the Kira investigation; now it seems like she can't keep herself out of it. It just came down to one thing, she wouldn't sit back and watch someone die L/OC LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - L
Let Me Go! by jack2892
When I awoke here, I never expected to be hunted so ruthlessly. Can I ever truly escape? Rated T for graphic violence and coarse language.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Back to the Future? by Deception is Decepticon reviews
"Where are we, Altair?" Once again, the so called 'time transporting' theme has been strangled into use for our two favorite characters. As they make their way through Italy, with the problem of Ezio on there backs. The question - how to get home.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Bump by MyLittleRosebud reviews
Although it isn't the usual slenderman story, it is just as odd.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013
The Hunted by Wulf-Gurl reviews
Hunted.To be chased or searched out for the purpose of catching or killing. When Sierra starts to see flickers of things in the shadows around her, she starts to suspect something is up;is she being followed?Or is it just her over-active imagination toying with her?Whatever it is, she knows deep down, that something is very wrong;she just doesn't know what she's in for. Slender man
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Not Anymore by Witch of Alternate Universes reviews
Reader X Slenderman. Kind of. "Some people can sleep with the lights off, cradled in the inky blackness of the night. I don't. At least, not anymore."
Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
Crushing the Code by Shadowdib reviews
There's a new kid at Casper High, and he's... different. From his seemingly impossible hair to his odd outfit and unpredictable personality, no one in Amity's ever seen anyone quite like him. Danny tries to befriend the boy, but Dib's got something big he's hiding, and it's going to take someone with a ghostly secret of his own to discover the truth about his new friend's past...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,572 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dib, Danny F.
Slenderman Cometh by Literature from the Leuchovius reviews
The deadly Slenderman. Is it a dream or is it a reality?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by tanyart reviews
The continuing saga of random people from the future magically appearing in Malik's bureau. He's so done by the time Connor drops in.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Connor K., Malik - Complete
Relative Bleed by Dogmatix reviews
Desmond is a stranger in a strange land.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Desmond M. - Complete
Living with Slender 58 Pages Collected by LivingEternally reviews
Monica Eternal finds herself waking up in a dark forest with no recollection of how she arrived. Hesitantly, she moves forward to find the answers that she seeks, but what she finds is something that wasn't meant to be sought out.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012
Morning! by JustAnotherRandomWriter reviews
Altair and Ezio find themselves in someones living room...Ezio is tormented by an alarm clock, and Altair is mocked by a freezer. Please R&R, this will just be a bunch of one-shots, introducing the Assassins slowly to the modern world
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
In the Animus by Lisilgirl reviews
AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Desmond M., Connor K. - Complete
Bring Her Down by LadySilvermist reviews
She walks on the ceiling and he accepts it as normal. They have the same name, looking at each other is like looking into a genderbent mirror. They're best friends, she gets him and he gets her. He makes her laugh and her presence is nice for him. He wants to yank her down off the ceiling and make her stand on the floor. Not a romance. One-shot. I do not own Johnny C.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Johnny C.
Slender: No Mere Meme by R.I.P. Lynn reviews
[on hiatus] What exactly is the thing we call the Slenderman? Be lucky that you may never find out. Too bad for me that I did. And now...Now I know why the caged bird sings before its death. It's a prayer that one day, it will be set free. Be that when it can still fly, or when its spirit is ready to soar. I just hope that in my case, it's the former and not the latter.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012
The Blackout by Jaywings reviews
The power goes out all over the city, leaving Zim spooked and Dib desperate to find out what his latest plan was. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Black Rose Spider by gryffinclaw08 reviews
When me, an ordinary girl, is attacked and my quick thinking gets Maka and the gang to save me, things get weird. My name is Eliz and my soul is...different. And its not helping that the only weapon in my town is him.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010
From Within the Trees by Starshot151 reviews
Jen watches as her brothers are killed at the hands of a mysterious figure wearing a suit, she flees for her life into a forest. As she finds her hiding place, she notices a pair of long, skinny legs walk past her spot. She knows that it knows she's there. But will it find her, and if it does, what will it do? My first Slenderman fanfic.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Saving You by L.L.B.B reviews
Mishca falls in love with a detective who calls himself Rue only to find out the hard way that he isn't who or what he says he is. Things are bound to get complicated when she has to work side by side with L! Slight BBxOC, LxOC mostly.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,384 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - L, BB
Slenderman in Gravity Falls by Bearsbearsbears reviews
Dipper's curiosity grabs him firmly by the hand, and leads him, Mabel, and Waddles into a gut wrenching adventure that the people of Gravity falls will never forget.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
I'll Play Your Little Game by eternalsnowfox reviews
In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,709 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010
The Revenge Of Jeff by missakat reviews
They've seen it all. Vampires, ghosts, demons; if you can name it, they've likely encountered it. But no experience could have prepared Sam and Dean Winchester for the oddities of Gravity Falls. And yet, for Mabel and Dipper, it's just another summer's day.
Crossover - Supernatural & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sam W., Dipper P.
Chance Encounter by chimericsnap reviews
Oneshot Alex Mercer, terrorist, Monster of Manhattan, Blacklight plague incarnate, was having a Bad Day. Where was a repairman when you needed one?
Crossover - Dead Space & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Isaac C., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
A Day in the Life of Petstuck by QueenofFoxery reviews
John finds a box of abandoned kittens. With Rose allowing him to keep only one, the other are adopted out. It's soon realized that these 'cats' are more then they bargained for. Candy corn horns, dragon-like tail, telekinesis and strange blood colors are not normal things for your typical average cat. Just how will John and and the other pet owners deal with this? T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2012
I'm yours Original by Tsume Yuki reviews
L'd never planned on anyone ever getting close to him, the vast majority went out of their way to avoid him. But she just wouldn't leave him, or the case, alone. It was too bad that she found out he was L, she could have led a normal life LxOC DISCONTINUED, rewrite in progress.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 146,823 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - L, Mello - Complete
Rewrite by QualityRachni reviews
Crap! Double crap…I was in the Death Note world with nothing but myself, and a single volume of Death Note.--When given the chance to re-write Death Note; what will Skyla Raine do? Save L? Destroy Kira? Or become Kira III?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Misa A., Rem
Through the Phone by TheXWandererXWithin reviews
When a character straight out of Death Note comes crawling from the grave, Wanda Queue doesn't know what to think. However, after confirming that the character is L, come back for revenge, things don't seem quite as impossible and aren't what they seem.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
An Enigmatic Man by Merrylex reviews
A mysterious man with piercing red eyes haunts L in his dreams. As if that was not enough, he starts to meet him in real life occassionally too. And there's also Kira. With two people stealing his sleep, what will L do when his nightmares become reality?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - L, Light Y.
Question Sleep by Lord Dread Raven reviews
The tale of Johnny C. in a voulenteer sleep study! Rated T 'cause it's Johnny!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Dealing with a Maniac by Lifesia reviews
An average girl in a boringly average reality, is unpleasantly surprised to find that one of her darkest dreams, though more of a nightmare, has been gifted right into her house. How would you deal with a disturbed, murderous fictional maniac who suddenly popped into your life? Well, that is exactly what this girl is going to find out. JTHM Not really sure what this will morph in
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012
An Important Decision by Lily the Master of Kitties reviews
Someone wants to kill Johnny. Because really, he shouldn't have killed that girl's parents. R&R, please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Words From The Asylum by Demons and Blood Orgys reviews
A young Beyond Birthday goes with the one and only L to the asylum that Watari had built. Inspired by Emilie Autumn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - BB, L
Lucky Clover: Elimination by Kayo-Chann reviews
It suddenly didn't matter anymore. Light, Mello...the entire Kira Case was just a miniscule thought in the back of his mind. She was his breath; his life; his reason. After all, even geniuses need something to keep them going, no?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Near
Virus in the Machine by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
The Animus is malfunctioning, and Desmond is developing a cold. Then his week gets a whole lot weirder. Pretty typical, really.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Ranks, Robes, and Rants About Them by ineedanewnameidk reviews
My take on the robes of the Assassins, and trying to fix all the conflicting canons Ubisoft has about them. Rated 'T' because I need my mouth scrubbed out with soap.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Merge by Saber Wing reviews
Okay. Calm down, Desmond. It's going to be all right. Desmond. You're Desmond, out for a breath of fresh air. You're on a roof at the top of a tower in Acre. There's a bale of hay waiting to catch you on the ground. Remember?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Desmond M. - Complete
Not A Monster by RiddledRose reviews
April Black is a 26 year old psychiatrist who has lived her life trying to fulfill the needs of those around her. When she is reunited with a certain terror from her past, her life is hurled into a downward spiral of madness that knows no end. Completed
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Masquerade by Winged'Pollution reviews
Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Slender Mannequin by ParaibaTourmaline reviews
Halloween, the one day of the year that it's okay to be someone else. Jason has been waiting for so long to show off his Slenderman costume and the day's finally come. He should be careful about what he wishes for; the costume may become something more.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Keep Silence by Lily the Master of Kitties reviews
"Why doesn't she talk to me? Is there something wrong with me?" "There is something wrong with the world. And you're the part of it". HIATUS
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Johnny C.
Die Asche Meines Herzens by Goldenstargirl reviews
Chapter 13 is now up! This is my continuation of Sighani's story "Die Asche Meines Herzens" Anyone who hasn't read her story please read it before reading this story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Squee
Amnesia by iiRawrMaggie reviews
I go into the DN world, only without knowing anything other than who I am and only my name. I become part of the Whammy House and soon get to know L...and soon Kira as well. Watch me mess with the World of Death Note. - T -Transmission
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - L, Light Y.
The Bagel Lord by I Am Not A Duck reviews
ZIM captures Jhonen and brings him to his lab. In the process, Jhonen drops his bagel! There he can't make an offering to the Bagel Lord, so DOOM happens!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Two Kidz, One Universe by CommanderYyderse reviews
When Zoe AKA me! makes a toaster-device that can transfer you to any universe, her and Noah use this to their advantage and go into the IZ world! Disguises, destruction, and mayhem are sure to follow! Rated T for language and more than likely violence!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Zim, Spleenk
Kat, the pretty new girl! by invaderscene411 reviews
a new girl comes to Zim's skool. she has the additude of a crazed fangirl and loves Zim at first site. Zim invites her over to "destroy" her but, she ends up trying to kiss Zim. What will happen? I guess your going to have to read right? aw man! . lol!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zim, Spleenk - Complete
pool of potatoes! by invaderscene411 reviews
this was a dream i had one night after watching WAY to mutch Invader Zim. I was Dib in this, but yet i didn't make it Dib's point of veiw idk why... plz enjoy and tell meh what you thing . lolz...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dib, Gir - Complete
E DarknessThe Mystery of SlenderMan by FullMetalSuicune reviews
Emma is just a normal 8th grader with some really wacked-out friends. When her friend Alex confesses that she's stalked by The Operator, Emma gradually gets sucked into madness as well. Only to find that she's been living a lie.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011
Gir's day at skool! by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has a plan that backfires and causes him to switch bodies with Gir. Gir is happy because it will be his first time going to Zim's skool. But what happens when Dib notices Zim's personality change?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Zim, Dib
Zim in the attic? by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has yet another plan to destroy the Earth, while he gets supplies Gir closes the door and locks Zim in! this was actually a skit me and my friend did and i thought it would be cool to put it online, thats why its writen like that too.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Potzy375 reviews
Emma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Altaïr
In This World by JKL689 reviews
"He will be at To Oh university this evening" "Who is he?" "His name is L Lawliet." When criminals die in jails and the series of Deathnote vanishes, a young Canadian programmer with too much time decides on using her memory of the anime to play a part.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,474 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - L, Light Y.
Journal 001 by Ravyntree reviews
Evidence 12001; journal found months after subject's disappearance, lends new light to investigation.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dib - Complete
Why Me? by PerrfectPorrcelain reviews
Arika is Light Yagami's next door neighbor. She doesn't like him at all. So when she finds out he's Kira, everything takes a turn for the worst. OCxLight and LxOC!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,705 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Light Y., L
The Fistbump Creed by CapitanConejito reviews
1 Stay your fist from the flesh of an innocent 2 Fistbump in plain sight 3 Never comprimise the fistbump. Amy gets thrown into AC2 by no, not kicking the Xbox, but by doing a fistbump. Can she get back, does she want to? T because I'm paranoid.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ezio A., Malik
There are Assassins On My Roof by blank-nolongerinuseok reviews
You can bet I was a little shocked when I got home to find the front door of my house broken open and two angry assassins clambering all over the roof. Well, this is how I find out Arabic&Italian assassins DON'T MIX. Plz Review. I give you cookies :D
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ezio A., Altaïr
The Truth Of Insanity by BlueBird236 reviews
Sequel to "I'm Officially Insane." Noah gets out of the 'crazy house' after 2 years of being locked up. What do Noah, Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac plan to do now?
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Zim, Johnny C.
In The Anime Worlds by Sobubbles1 reviews
Alice had her 3 bffs Akito, Tokyo and April over one night when she comes across a 'dimension pass' and wishes they were in her favourite anime Death Note. Before they know it they are all having individual experiences as they try to change fate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - L, Light Y.
In Perfect Trust by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
A rookie journalist gets the chance to interview a prodigy with the power to communicate with spirits. What happens when each begins to realize the other's connection to a certain late detective? A collaboration. Co-authored by smearedliner.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,757 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
The Book of the Dead by CrimsonStainedDragon reviews
Ryuu Tsuki meets a strange woman who is more than what she says,and is sent to the Death Note world.She can change the story,but will it cost her,her life? Secrets, plots, LOVE? Possible LXOCXBB,LightXOc?Summary sucks.Story is better.Hope ya like.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
I'm Officially Insane by BlueBird236 reviews
"I must be Insane...Zim and Nny are real.." A girl named Noah has hallucinations about Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac being real.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete
Haunted by cata931 reviews
L moves into a new apartment that is said to be haunted. He doesn't believe in the superstition until he wasattacked by the phantom himself. Rated M just to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, BB
Cake and other supernatural things by Sety566 reviews
Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,915 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Seat in the Back by ShyMonster reviews
EverymanHYBRID gets a new lead and head up to Boston, to interview a mystery player. After first impressions, Evan is...troubled. Evan/OC Violence, Language, slenderman and rake warnings
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2011
Ascension of the Assassin by thewookiemonster reviews
Desmond is officially an Assassin but is now faced with a new ability: accessing memories on his own without getting lost between memory and reality during their biggest mission yet: finding the Pieces of Eden before Abstergo. Sequel to Art of Subversion
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,694 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S.
Angel From My Nightmare by Cloud T. Hollows reviews
'Hello there. The angel from my nightmare...' She was a broken soul. A fallen angel if you will. He had only met her once in his dreams... The beautiful disaster clutching a white leather bound notebook... The Life Note LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - L, Light Y.
You Go First by BADAZZtoldya reviews
Altair and Malik and a leap of faith as novices. Recently inspired by some art, link is inside!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Fragile Ground by Daydreaming Out Of Reality reviews
Normal was a life you lived. However, one fatal meeting change everything...were will your once normal life take you. AC2
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,422 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Love lost and found by CallMeHush reviews
Whilst working on the Kira case, tragedy reunites L with an old friend from Wammy's, but was it only friendship these two once shared? And will these new feelings be resurfaced and possibly abused by Kira? LXOC and slightly LightXOC too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,882 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Broken Red by BattKattColourBlak reviews
A continuation of my series Phonecall. Please enjoy. I hope you've read Phonecall.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Apples, Stripes and Strawberries by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
Let me introduce myself. I'm stripes, or at least that's what everyone calls me. My best mate is Rae and we're currently in Japan. Crazy right? Want to know what's even crazier? We get transported into Death Note. And so the mayhem ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Light Y., L
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
ThereIsBeautyInYourSuffering by KQSimply reviews
it must continue
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,872 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - BEN (entity)
The Price of Ignorance by Lynx Tiger reviews
I joined up the NPA because I knew something was wrong with Light's death. Something just didn't click. Now I'm on a case with L, and I'm going to do everything I can get the famous detective to tell me the truth. No matter what.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sayu Y., Near
Divided by Madame Tortilla reviews
**01/11/2013 STORY UNDER REVISION** Fiona Putnim is a young woman who just woke up in the world of Death Note. Now she has to deal with the world's greatest detective and Kira without making herself look too suspicious, while figuring how to hide the truth and return home safely. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Light Y., L, OC
The Rewritten Note by Victor Sandman reviews
Two new individuals enter the Death Note story: an American student, and an English soldier, both bent on capturing Kira. How will they change the events of Death Note? Rated for some language. Read and Review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Soichiro Y., Raye P. - Complete
Secret Truths by The Lovely K-chan reviews
It's back! My story about L and K an OC is finally back after all this time! L and K meet and almost immediatly become friends, but with B lurking, will they be able to say alive and see their friendship grow? Or will they be killed by B and company?LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - L, BB
Something Slender This Way Comes by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Something's stalking Alfred Jones. Something that lurks within the shadows, something that grows the more terrified he becomes. Something that reminds him of his past guilt. Slenderman!Russia, RusAme AU. Rated for noncon, gore, and general horror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Russia, America
Heritage by Raven Ehtar reviews
When a woman finds a death note once owned by her grandfather, she uses the precious heirloom to protect herself and her husband. But taking advantage of the shinigami eye deal has unsuspected results. Oneshot prequel to "What's My Name?"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - BB - Complete
Not My World by chunkeymodest reviews
Marguerite is just a girl who wants her aunt to live, but a bad deal with a certain shinigami will rock her world. Well, at least whats left of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - L, Ryuk
The Operator's Game by Marche100
The next victim of the creature known as the Slender Man finds that he is being stalked by not only the Slender Man, but one of his proxies as well. However, it may not all be as hopeless as it seems, as a power exists to stop this creature.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011
COLLiSiON by FFNaru134 reviews
Who says killing is the only life for an assassin? Amidst the chaos of the Third Crusades, TEMPLARS! TIME TRAVELERS! AND TRAITORS! OH MY! And then there's Sonya, putting the fun in funeral and the laughter in slaughter in this twisted tale of a fanfic!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
End of Humanity by Doitsu's Storyteller reviews
Rosalyn Nelson will be part of their "family" whether she likes it or not. Slenderman/Totheark/OC fic. No romance.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
The Secrets Left Untold by Wammy'sGirlForever96 reviews
She was dead- so how is she still challenging him? When she turns up at the Task Force with a bag at hand, can L trust her enough to work with him on the investigation? And what's the deal with this new girl at Wammy's? A LxOC and NearxOCxM story
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - L, Near
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
Reality Shock by GarrulousGibberish reviews
Nothing makes sense. This can't be right. He shouldn't be here; he's not wanted. But he can't escape. For all his attempts, he's trapped in this hell of his own creating. Rated for SWEARING, GORE, and SUICIDAL THEMES.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
LAWLIET: Beyond's House by C. Holywell-Black reviews
The final instalment in the LAWLIET trilogy. It's the final stand. It is no longer only L who believes he needs a successor. Whose side will you be on, and who will win?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,667 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - L, BB - Complete
A Rip in Reality by Invader Nav reviews
Thanks to a prize won by acing an 'unusual' test, the characters from Invader Zim and JTHM are thrown into my crazy, fan girl, paparazzi filled reality. Now, we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! And Nickelodeon is suspicious.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
At the End of the Tunnel Our Times Shall Meet by Riley Killer reviews
When a mishap with a modern day Abstergo assassin lands her in the year 1191 A.D. and has the entire guard of Damascus looking for her for being a 'witch.' Will she attract more attention than just the guards? Rating may change to Mature later.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,651 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008
Fetal Position by FattySkeleton reviews
"I-I'm afraid." "Why?" "Because, you can hurt me, because everything can hurt me." "So kill yourself and never be afraid again, you'd get into Heaven." "I-I'm afraid that you're wrong." A story about a person's baseless fears finding foundation. OC
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Johnny C.
Welcome to the WorLd of Death Note by NightShadow17 reviews
Best friends Jay and Olivia are transported to the world of Death Note...How will they change the story, or will they change it at all? Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. T to be safe. May be pairings later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,888 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - L, Light Y.
Lunar Eclipse by CyndarDragon reviews
Nemo was a werewolf with nearly indestructible powers...and she was somehow transported into Assassin's Creed. Now trapped within Altair's world, the assassin has no choice but to be stuck with a wolf constantly on his heels as he ventures out on the quest to redeem himself while discovering more about this strange canine who gives her loyalty to him. A/N Lots of action
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,381 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Game Over by JudgeJuryExecutioner reviews
When a young girl wakes up in a strange place not knowing...well, anything really, how will she cope? Will Emma survive the chaotic world known as Assassin's Creed? Probably not. But her adventures are sure to be hilarious and more than a little painful.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr
Dear Journal by GarrulousGibberish reviews
I found this diary as I was going through some of her old things. They disturbed me enough that I thought that maybe if I shared them, some of her private thoughts, that someone else could help me understand what they mean. Slender Man fic.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Another Chance or not by Bloody-Neko-Princess reviews
Summary is in side. No flamers! Disclaimer in my profile.
Crossover - Death Note & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - BB, Ikuto T.
The Death Note 2:re by just-a-web-artist reviews
A normal girl, Jenny, quite lazy and bored, she picks up the Death Note one day and becomes enclosed in it. "It is said anyone who picks up the Note will become miserable" - Words of the god of death, Ryuk. And for her, it is more than less, true. OCfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010
Phonecall by BattKattColourBlak reviews
What happens when we sleep? There are those that sleep-walk and sleep-talk, and even order things over the net while sleeping. What about dialing the phone while we sleep? Who are we trying to reach? It's all done. For now. Broken Red is next!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Too Much Like Me by Maela LouBell ShinoShane reviews
Sucked into Death Note. A perfect fantasy? Not if you have no idea about the story... Not to mention you look just like a certain sweets-loving detective... Will our heroine save her other worldly look-alike? Off Hiatus as of 1-17-2011! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - L, Misa A.
Shattered Clan by Capitaine Jaf reviews
I was there when Scourge killed Tigerstar. I was there in the fight against LionClan. I saw Scourge die. BloodClan survived, however. Stronger even than before. It is no longer Scourge's BloodClan, no... It is mine. - Written before Ravenpaw's Path
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Scourge, Bone - Complete
Autophobia by Raven Ehtar reviews
Have you ever thought that some people deserved to die? Ever think you'd like to do something about the corruption of the world? Ever think what it might be like... if just a thought could kill? One-shot, rated for some slightly disturbing imagery.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Where The Wind Takes Us by TheOneAndOnlySuccessor reviews
That evil smile, that smug look on his face, those evil blood red eyes. They changed my entire life. But my question is... For better or for worse? MattxOC BBxOC . Rating may go up later on in story for some torture
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - BB, Matt
Revelation Formula by SevenOverThree reviews
IZ/JTHM cross. Dib is stargazing on the cliff when a certain homicidal maniac appears. His conversation is welcome, until the subject takes a dark turn - changing to his family.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Johnny C.
B's Last Words by xCHARLIExPEACHx reviews
Beyond Birthday is able to seize some "alone time" with L, and uses this opportunity to have a little bit of fun, and learn some more about the man he loves to hate. WARNING! REALLY BAD FANFIC! Haha X OOC WARNING X
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - BB, L - Complete
There's an Assassin in My Gameroom by Ace of Aces 2.0 reviews
Due to a very temperamental Xbox 360, Megan and Julia now have the famed Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad in Megan's gameroom. Things can't get any worse, right? Wrong. Altaïr angers the 360, during a Desmond cutscene of the game. Insanity ensues...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,557 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 6/14/2009
Ask BB! by Totally Lost It reviews
Just another one of those "Ask " things. Beyond Birthday is ready to answer any questions, as long as you keep it rated "T".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - BB
Just Another Death Note Fanfic by NightShadow17 reviews
First fanfic, so be nice, please. Mayu Kitamura is a "typical" high-school senior whose best friend just happens to be Light Yagami...But when she accidentaly overhears a certain meeting at the ICPO headquarters, how will her life change? Eventually LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - L, Light Y.
Power, Wisdom, and Fur by Player4 reviews
A bizarre mishap with a portal finds the Hero of Twilight in a strange new land in a new form. Suddenly taken up in a world of rival Clans, he must strive to gain acceptance of the warriors around him. Meanwhile, a dark and dangerous power rises...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Link
Death Note Omegle Roleplay! by Totally Lost It reviews
I go on Omegle sometimes and roleplay as a Death Note character! People HATE it! I don't own Death Note, sorry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010
Make a Wish by xPrincessKagurax reviews
Falling into Death Note is nothing like I expected. I didn't know I would be wanted by Kira or haunted by BB or become number one on Mello's hate list. Ok, I kinda planned that last one anyway. Let's hope this was worth leaving my life behind. hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Little Runaway by IchigoXKisshu4eva reviews
Tracey Downz, A 9 year old girl with a sad past gets more than she bargains for when she runs away and is kidnapped by two paedophiles, she escapes to Haddonfield on the worst day of the year...Halloween. Better than it sounds, rated K for now, R&R thnx
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
Haunted by ChocoAndCigs reviews
Hearing an awful wailing at night, Mello is convinced there's a ghost in the Wammy's House. Determined to solve this "case" he begins to investigate. What he finds out, isn't as expected...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Lucky Clover: Aphrodite's Curse by Kayo-Chann reviews
Second installment in Lucky Clover. A Sequal of sorts. Will the budding romance between Nate and Alice possibly be strong enough to last? A Jealous Mello and An Angry Light tails the relationship. Freakin' bad guys. Rated M due to Lemony material.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Near - Complete
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
A Message To Mary Sue Writers by Penonymous reviews
Johnny hates not only Mary Sues, but also their creators, as shown in his poem. one-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
L LAWLIET Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Totally Lost It reviews
Um, the title is pretty self-explanatory... Rated T for cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - L
Female Issues by KolKolKol reviews
Basically what I think would happen if L were chained to a female. Crack ensues, with actual plot after a while. This isn't a romance!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - L, Light Y.
Seeing Is Believing by KatinBox reviews
When two best friends aged nineteen, who have opposing views of Death Note get sucked in, and embark on a plan to save the world's greatest detective, the verdict is. .?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Tuesday means Invader Zim by Invader Nav reviews
Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
Her Toys by kazumiXheartless reviews
How could a simple mission like checking a mansion turn so wrong?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Bricks by Doom Dragonness reviews
The title compels you to read this yes? Anyway, this is a story based on an event that happened to me in real life but only in Squee's shoes! ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Welcome to High School Hell by ZTheIncomplete reviews
The gang is sent on a crack mission with only the instructions to be normal high schoolers. The kids start to wonder if the group would have ever existed outside of Shibusen. Contains OCs.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
Shahin by SilkYuzu reviews
Things always go from bad to worse for the smart-mouthed teenage boy Roi, so getting mixed up with Abstergo shouldn't have been a suprise. Now in 1191 AD and in the company of assassins, Roi must learn his place in the world, while trying to save it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Altaïr
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
What Would Happen if Johnny found a Fangirl by Sapcoat reviews
Johnny finds a fangirl who made a dress-up game of him... time for some fun! Summary sucks completely. Rated for language and some violence. A oneshot.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Lucky Clover: Annexed Luck by Kayo-Chann reviews
The thief who is Luck itself, falling for a pure genius? I think so! Eventually she manages to unlock his heart as she helps him bring Kira to justice. Hell, she even badmouths Mello along the way. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. NearXOC.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Near - Complete
A Game Of Ghosts by The Painted Fox reviews
He thaught he had been trapped for all time, Until they found his prison in the basement. A curious child and protective mother soon end up on the adventure of a life time. "Oh how i wish i hadent allowed my son into the basement." Story Completed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,392 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Such An Awful Girl by JaiceyC reviews
I fell into a state of shock, and walked back to my studio apartment with my headphones in, and my steps as light as they were walking into the cafe.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
L's match by darknight847 reviews
Ten days after the death of the world renowed kira the great detective L gets news that may change the entire world as he goes up against someone that may be to good for even him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L
Experiment by sora12212 reviews
What would happen if Maka was captured by CATS and experimented on with the help of CATS and turning into a CAT? A scientist named Lucia is working on a cat DNA experiment, and Maka is her guinea pig, and Lucia is experimenting is the most painful way..
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Warriors: The Four and Four Prophecy by Dawnstep reviews
StarClan hadn't warned Jayfeather that he and his three companions would be saving a human world... as HUMANS! Now they must find the other four that the prophecy given to him by Yellowfang tells them of if they ever hope to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Naruto U., Jayfeather
Ask Mello by fluffymareep reviews
I've kidnapped Mello, and I am forcing him to answer questions! Have at it, and fill your need for questions!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mello
The End of the Game by LaSuen reviews
Kira's caught and executed. What does L do now? One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
L: Another Note by Shannon-Sensei reviews
Matsuda gets hold of the death eraser and erases L's name... ..
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - L, Matsuda T.
70 Ways To Obsess Over Death Note Characters by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Why not? Surely every true Death Note fan goes father than just buying plushies, right? Well, here's some official ways to obsess over said characters! Why not create habits similiar to your fave Death Note Characters! Features Many! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Light Y., Mello
Lady in Red by drizzzzle reviews
This is what you see during the late night shift. Oneshot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Double Rainbow! by xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx reviews
Beyond Birthday spots a Double Rainbow!See how he reacts! xD Inspired by a YouTube video. :D Read and Review! UPDATE: 2/9/14: do NOT read.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - BB - Complete
the Master Sword Issue by rarmaster reviews
Link is just a young boy, destined to save Hyrule. But what happens when he can't use the Master Sword, let alone get near it? Well I guess we're about to find out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010
Away From Home by Andruindel reviews
L x OC Amy is sucked into 'Death Note-land', where amazing adventures, and mass mayhem, ensue. Now all she has to do is learn how to get along with L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,854 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - L - Complete
Hannin Nentou by Ryuks-Poizun-Apples reviews
It's already hard enough being an escaped convict on the loose, but retrieving an escaped convict to aide in one of the biggest criminal investigations in the world? Now that is hard. Unless their going to aide willingly. Can the Kira case be solved?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Mello, Matt
An Undecided Heart by xALL THAT JAZZ reviews
When the Organization loses three of their members, it's a race to get them back. But it's much harder to catch three people who don't want to be found. And will Anie figure out who her heart really belongs too? SEQUEL TO "A TEENAGE NOBODY"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Altair's Outtakes by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
Ever wonder about why some things in AC are the way they are? So does Altair. See what happens when the cameras aren't rolling.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
A Teenage Nobody by xALL THAT JAZZ reviews
When a teenage girl's life seems to be ruined when her boyfriend leaves on some mysterious trip, she searches for a way to forget it. But when a stranger comes and promises just that, does she end up with a solution that is more that she bargained for?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
KH Funslide by Hylian Twins reviews
Two teenagers are thrown from their normal lives, when the visit the old abandonded Water Park. They then make their way on their adventure of a lifetime traveling through the Kingdom Hearts Universe. Only time will tell what lies ahead...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010
Chance Encounters of the Horrible Kind by TeslaMarcia reviews
Poor Dwicky... he has it kinda bad right now; what with kollege life, relationship problems, and now he has to try giving therapy to a man that threatens to KILL him. A pre-IZ kinda and it's rated M for language and a little violence.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Mr. Dwicky, Johnny C.
Torture By Candy by ani-cat-candy reviews
Everything was going fine for Altair until the author decides to throw herself and Ezio into the game with him - based off a dream I had - characters may be ooc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Change in the Wind by TopHat10792 reviews
When the crescent moon burns red and a leader loses a life, fire will need an eagle to take flight...That is the prophecy Windbreath heard in her dreams the night she delivered a litter of kits to a proud Flowerfoot, does it spell doom for Fireclan?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008
Wormhole'd! by Xx-Shikutoku-xX reviews
My first fanfiction! This ones stars Altair and Ezio. It also features one of my OC's, Justin. Ever imagine getting wormhole'd into a different era or place? Well this is exactly what happenes to Justin, who happens to find some very interesting people.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Machete Marks and Chainsaw Sounds by Ashurri1443 reviews
The figure stood tall and towered over her, a visible long weapon clutched in his mammoth sized hand. Riley dropped the crowbar and fell to the ground, her butt connecting with the ground harshly. Her eyes were wide, "Jason...Voorhees..."
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
Unexpected by Hawk wing reviews
His hallucinations are getting worse. It's not something he can tell the others, but how's he to cope while hiding such a secret?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
The Experiment by horsie890 reviews
Interrupted during a mission, Altair finds himself in an unfamiliar place - and a different time. I/II crossover, not really spoilers, just more confusing if you haven't played both games.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
Therapy Needed by ontuva reviews
There were two assassin's in my friend's backyard. Seriously, this had to be a bad dream. Things like this don't really happen in real life. This was just absurd. Rated for language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010
Visualization by Naniris reviews
Alex always saw the glowing orbs that called to be collected, he just never knew why. He also knew that he could reach them with practiced ease that felt inate. He didn't know why he could do that either. Yeah, horror and humor.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Denouement by CleverDucky reviews
When Altair's influence becomes a more irrefutable force, it's all Desmond can do not to lose his head.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
At the command of a push by ToadStoolxX reviews
Van and Eden are forced into all too real world of their favorite video game and are left to wonder 1 What the hell to do 2 Wether they can turn to the help of an assassin. EzioxOc figure out which xD
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Swimming Lessons by CleverDucky reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Just the Flu by The-Broken-Trinity reviews
The apocalypse is nearing and Desmond is feeling under the weather. What will he do? Simple, let it run it's course.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Art of Subversion by thewookiemonster reviews
Lucy and Desmond escape Abstergo, but not before Vidic experimented on Desmond with the Animus. Subject 16's personality is taking over Desmond as a result of the Bleeding Effect. Will this affect his training to be an Assassin? DesmondxLucy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Fire will save the Clan by Liraeyn reviews
What if the prophecy had meant something else? Dark AU.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Requiescat in Pace by Wisdomwielder reviews
Assassin's Creed 2 short-story: A paranoid guard is tormented by the thought of being assassinated by the man in white, almost to the point of insanity.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ezio A. - Complete
Interface by AlexChiiru reviews
One moment, arguing over shoes with her boyfriend, the next, a face to face meeting with Ezio! What's going on? As Alyssa discovers her apparent past, new revelations make the situation a bit more strange than one would think! R&R, please.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,161 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Raven's Black Shadow by Draenian reviews
Moving within the shadows of the Hashshashin there dwells a Sisterhood. The Sisterhood is betrayed and Nasira must flee for the sake of the Sisterhood. What happens when she steps foot in Brotherhood territory and meets their most skilled Assassin?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
What Could Have Been by PaperFields reviews
This is Fireheart's story as you've never heard it before: what could have happened if Tigerclaw had been successful in killing Bluestar. Rated T for any later violence or gore that could come in the near future, just to be safe.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Masks and Straightjackets by Ashurri1443 reviews
Sometimes she wished that her compulsive nature to insult someone when she was angered would just take a hike. And now, she gazed at the catatonic monolith of a man who sat opposite of her; eyes locked upon the famous ex-killer Michael Myers.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
Blood On The Walls by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
They are trapped in a deteriorating city, plagued by the voices that make them who they are. No one is safe, in body or in mind, from the pain they inflict. There is no escape from this nightmare that haunts them all... It is kill or be killed now.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Someone Who Cares by theboardwalkbody reviews
Why is it so hard to find someone who cares about you, when it's easy enough to find someone who looks down on you?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Somethings by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Squee, Shmee - Complete
Smirk by DreamTailor reviews
That terrible half smile that twisted the right side of his face boiled my blood. How dare he smile in the face of death?" The death and revenge of Ezio's father through a Templar's eyes. M for gore and sensitive themes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009
Have a Nice Life by zombie hipster reviews
Brooke Andersons goes out looking for her little brother after he runs away, only to discover the creepy nature of the world he has now joined. -kinda old story
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jimmy, Johnny C. - Complete
100 Reasons I Hate Anything Twilight by leopard high in the mountains reviews
Just something I made one day when I was especially fed up with Twilight. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Not just a stranger by Wolfyn-D reviews
First AC fic, be nice. Ezio is injured after completing an assassination, and is found by a girl who blah-blah-blah. Didn't really plan this one out...it's not that great, but it might get better.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Beginning of the End by Bloutjie reviews
Desmond finds himself kidnapped yet again and a mysterious women forgot who and what she is. Hopefully the story is better than it sounds, I'm not good with summary's.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Black Light Variant Cl118 by skoll-the-reaper reviews
a side project of the blackwatch is used to track down runners, follows Skoll as he comes to terms with the monster he might become and the conflicts between the super soldier project and the project he is a result of.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Things that Sing Horrible Karaoke by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
A sequel to things that go boom in the night. Oh dear! well...you liked #1...sooooooooooooo....Jhonen has to save the earth..yay..or Oh dear god we are going to die? Rated T for teen
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Johnny C.
Revenge by DreamTailor reviews
Everything, everything he had learned, he had gone through, he had endured, was for his father. But only for his father's sake. Why, then, would his father have wanted to see him now? He was a murderer, his hands stained with blood. Ezio oneshot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The White Demon of Acre by Wisdomwielder reviews
A little girl named Adrianna encounters a frightening man clad in white. They say he is really a demon who kills anyone near enough to regret it. It turns out that trying to stay away from someone rarely seen is very difficult. Can she survive? NO ROMANCE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Altaïr
Of all the games, why Assassin's Creed? by Chaos Moonlight reviews
Who knew that kicking your Xbox 360 could lead to you and an online friend getting pulled into thw world of Assassin's Creed? Join Kim and Zerogx as they try to find a way home...withought getting killed by a certain assassin. Chapter 17!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Shadowed Omen by NovaIce reviews
Getting sent into a game world can be fun right? Not if your first meeting is running into someone and getting a blade to your throat for knowing his name. Rated Teen. -Completed. Sequel is Twisted Fate.-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Altaïr - Complete
For Real by Kaylee Tam reviews
What if Desmond met Altair - for real? How would the bartender live in Altair's world?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2009
Dust in the Crucible by WitheredCarnation reviews
Based on part V. When Jason escapes from the funeral home where he's to be cremated and cuts a bloody trail back home, he crosses paths with struggling EMT Roy Burns. Rated for violence.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jason V., Roy B. - Complete
Things That Go Boom in the Night by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
Jhonen gets struck by lightning, and all his characters come out of his head...Bad summary...I know...Major crossover of Jhonen characters XD
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Demon Streets by Neo- kun reviews
Dib has always seen wired paranormal stuff but when he finally gets kicked out of his house at the young age of 13 what will he do? what would happen if Nny found him? Rated T for now. JtHm CrOsS oVeR. JV owns all. Chapter 5 up.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Dib, Zim
Black Cat by The Crone's Daughter reviews
Another Poe and BB fanfic. Who whould have known B likes cats?
Crossover - Death Note & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - BB - Complete
MONDAY, JUNE SIXTEENTH by apostrophicfolk reviews
We all know the rules of behavior out at Camp Crystal Lake -- no drugs, no sex, or he will come. When a group of young adults decide to test those limits, they find that even good behavior won't go unpunished.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Always Complications by Bloutjie reviews
Five years before the game. Altair thought that his next assassination will be like any other. But he stumbles upon a secret society when he meets someone that can escape even an expert assassin like him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008
Tales of the Dib by Twilight Scribe reviews
A collection of oneshots focusing on the Dib-human and all those bizarre adventures and encounters he's supposed to have had. You know, the ones that are mentioned briefly throughout the series but never shown. It's neat.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Dib
Two Halves of a Whole by skylin93 reviews
What if Altair wasn't just inside memories, but inside Desmond's mind too?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Before I Fade by Mel1983 reviews
LxOC.L is about to begin his investigation on the Kira case. He saves a girl from getting beaten, but due to a concussion she doesn't remember why she was being chased. Will his feelings cost his life, or save him and change his life forever? COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 210,120 - Reviews: 1204 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - L - Complete
The Assassin in the Wastebasket by SJ.Endeavor reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Help Me by finder77 reviews
Todd's booted from his home & ventures to good ol' number 777 for help. But Nny's gone! How could he abandon Todd? Squee finds there's more than he bargained for in house 777. ToddXOC Cara -OC- finds she left more than a few lost memories in her old town
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Squee, Johnny C.
Mission Complete by Lasiriyea reviews
A target. A kill. A simple job, or so Altaïr thinks. However, the assignment takes a turn for the strange when a random girl from a random place shows up...quite randomly.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Merged Horizons by Lady Leita reviews
When Dr. Vidic uses a new technology to try and get the information from Altaïr's memories, Desmond gets the shock of his life... *Warning: Spoilers in later chapters!*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Failure and Seashells by fiercesunshine reviews
Altaïr's distracted as he gathers information in Jerusalem. Time to think makes him remember Malik and a promise. Could be viewed as Altair/Malik, or as simple friendship.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac:Who Am I? Poetry! by 1Bluefur reviews
It's time for those 'guess who I am' poems!You don't really have to guess,they're just for fun.Characters will be done in no specific order.Poem Count:2,second one has a slight edit!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
eclipse by tasty cheez reviews
A poem I wrote awhile ago. That I've been told is actually pretty good. It has a little something about Nny tagged in on the beginning to make it an actually fic. It's kind of personal and kind of philosophical and im kind of scared about putting it up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Hope Always by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
A quick glimpse into the heart and mind of Altaïr after the end of the game. As Altaïr wonders what will become of the Assassin's Creed, Malik helps him see that there is always hope. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Beginning of Silence by SJ.Endeavor reviews
The treasure was stolen long ago. Desmond must go back to the beginning to find the means to an end. Altair's past may hold the key to the future, but only Desmond can engage the lock. Set pregame in Altair's memories, but aftergame in Desmond's world.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,818 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
The Spider Man by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
This Sweet Lullaby by Ica Leigh reviews
One would normally say: “It was a dark and stormy night…” but not for me, never for me. It wasn’t dark, nor stormy, it was too hot, too bright when I came into this world...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2008
A Wish For Normality by Andruindel reviews
Demyx finds a new friend in one of Vexen's experiments. Summery sux, please read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Demyx - Complete
Living Like You're Dying by Sunday RAG reviews
Ariel Barrio is trying to create a new life after having a traumatic teenhood with the infamous Johnny C. When he comes back to find her in refuge, Ariel learns that it's hard to stay sane when you're friends with Johnny. Sequel to House 777.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Johnny C.
House 777 by Sunday RAG reviews
First fanfic ever. A teenage girl struggles to hold onto sanity while trying to uncover the mystery behind House 777, and the man who lives there. Main char is an OC, not romance so don't hope for it. FINALLY FINISHED!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Johnny and Dib Meet by Zazu Hyena And Nny Fan reviews
How did A Nightmare version of Johnny End up in Dib's head?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Die Asche Meines Herzens by Sighani reviews
HIATUS. When we last left Squee, he was locked away in a padded cell of a sanitorium. And now, years later, that's where he remains. Fate, however, has a funny way of working, and padded cells and concrete won't be able to imprison him forever.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee
Too Young To Die by X Piastol X reviews
Of course, you all know that Johnny C, aka Nny, will kill anyone, even young teenagers. But, what happens when Renee' changes him so that he doesn't kill teenagers? Will he reconsider his actions more often?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Johnny C., Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
This Is Too by Sudonim reviews
Unintentional sequel to This Is Horrible. Sucks even worse. I'm warning you. These will never stop. I'll feel compelled, and the compulsion will become increasingly worse until I give in and destroy the band 'Athlete'. Bastards. DO NOT READ x.x
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
This Is Horrible by Sudonim reviews
I'm warning you all right now, this is really bad. REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY BAD. And emo. REALLY, REALLY, HORRIBLY EMO. I warned you. Oneshot, thank GOD.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
ABCs for Johnny lovers by slinko reviews
gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Radiant Fabrications by DreadedCliff reviews
Axel, Roxas, and even Demyx, wake up on a new world that should make them feel at ease. What's causing them to not feel at ease are the questions plagueing their minds. Why is Roxas back and no longer with Sora? How did Axel and Demyx suddely come back to
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006
Halloween by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
This is what I picture if Squee were to go to Johnny's house on Halloween. My first JTHM fic.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Memoirs Of Maniacs by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Part Three to my Series: Chapter 4 is up. I wrote Johnny, tell me if I failed at life.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Johnny C.
When Worlds Collide by Steampunkish reviews
A world of idiots and death, and giant trauma sponges… A Jhonen Vasquez mainly cross over of some of his various works, rating might change, I don't know. Just a note, this isn't a romance, so look else where.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Journal of The BatGirl by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Hailey returns as the Neighbor from 779, journaling her account with Nny in the second part to my series. Last Chapter of part 2 is Up, along with some fun extras. Like a DVD bonus feature, only not.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Johnny C.
Squee! by InvadingAngel reviews
Squee moves to a new town. One populated with aliens and big headed kids. What will happen in this short one shot fic when Squee is forced to share a class with the cast of INVADER ZIM?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Journal of Number 779 by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
A new neighbor moves into Johnny's 'hood, writing a journal of her experiences. Chapter 10, the final Chapter in Part 1, is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005
Dib Believes in Ghosts by Dibsthe1 reviews
Long before Zim's arrival, Dib finds a book on how to conduct a seance and tries to find someone else who is interested.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Dib - Complete
New Neighbor by Dragon-dreamer reviews
ATTENTION: Please notice that this is a scary story and is rated pg-13 for bad language. It's about a girl name Kaity, who just moved into her new house at 775, meeting her new neighbor!! Read, pee your pants, and then review!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2002
I Hate Halloween by Lizzy733 reviews
Personally, I love the holiday. Tis my favorite, but I doubt little squee feels the same way.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2002
Skool Daze by krystaldragon reviews
Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Not Worthy by Maniacal Dragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Soul Project'. Johnny is in the grip of the being that had been trapped behind his wall for so long. The Project in Canada continues, and a certain unicorn has his work cut out for him. Final chapter up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
Such Irony........ by InvaderGAZ1 reviews
a story of a girl who buys a JtHM comic. quite funny. yea. i dont know what else to say. just read it. REVIEW!!!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2002
Silence Is Golden by Alias Black reviews
Johnny has a new victim, but she's unlike any person he's encountered before(not even in FANFICS!! Got your attention now huh?). notes: this is not an SI, and no, it's not romancey!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
When Comics and Cartoons Collide by Alias Black reviews
IZ/JTHM crossover whoo! Okay it's actually more Squee than JTHM but oh well. Todd/Squee transfers to Dib's Skool, wierdo stuff happens! R&R please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002
"Ghostly Autumn Grey Eyes" by I-dont-know reviews
Johnny takes a walk through strange woods not even noticeing the name. But When he goes home, someone else comes too.Please R/R. I like how it turned out alot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
The Girl Who Knew by Trisket reviews
My first JtHM fic. A "future me" is one of the characters, and Johnny, naturally. Please read and rate! Muchas thankers!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2002
One peice left by I-dont-know reviews
Johnny keeps hearing a strange noise.But when he goes to the room were the wall thing used to be, he finds out what it is
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2002
CRAZY! by Team DirgeVasquez reviews
Um.... Are u brave enough to read this nonsense?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002
Sensation by Lio reviews
Amazing what you think about, when you're lying on the floor with massive hemoraging...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2002
When the Forces of the Universe Clash by Maniacal Dragon reviews
My first SI! Me (with a bizarre twist) and some of my friends and associates meet the IZ characters, and of course the ever-amazing NNY. Watch the wackiness unfold!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
Interview With a Manic by RekiChan reviews
[One Shot] Squee has to interview someone from his neighborhood, will be find out more about this person than he wishes to know? R'n'R please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
The Soul Project by Maniacal Dragon reviews
After another fit of insanity Nny awakens in a strange place, where something dark and sinister is in progress... story is finished, and I re-uploaded everything to fix the elliptical dots problem!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 12/4/2001
Finally by Sammi Kadachi Metallium Ishida reviews
The story of when I first got the JtHM Directors cut...a month ago. Includes the story of the two friends I forced it upon, and the troubles I had to face. It's really nice though. READ IT!!! OR FACE MY WRAAAATH!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2001
Squeegee by ArmAndLeg reviews
Nny decides that tonight would be the perfect night to visit his easily terrorized neighbor. Cute, if not slightly disturbing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
E: Ever feel like....... by Scribe E reviews
Self Insertions suck do they not? Well I tried one anyway, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, this one turned out all right. Please read and enjoy as I get a Vasquez type problem in my life.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2001
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An Unfortunate Encounter With Johnny C reviews
Sometimes, unexplained things happen, and those things can be dangerous - life-threatening, even. Usually there's a way out, but I can't see one this time. I'm always trying to look at the positive side of life if I can, mainly so I don't end up completely insane, but when I end up near-literally facing death in the face, how can I possibly find a bright side when none exists!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Johnny C.
When 'Things' Find a Way to Reality reviews
When I come home to find a "certain someone" knocked out on my couch, my whole world is turned upside down while I wonder how and why this even happened to me. Since when has it become a reoccurring act for anime characters to drop by without any rhyme or reason!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - L
A Trip Through Time reviews
I have to travel in time with three assassins that lug me around and never tell me what the hell is going on! They drag me from my present time in 2009 and try to keep me from asking too many question. If I'm gonna be staying alive, then I have to help.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009
A Warrior To Be Made
Shadowclaw must get Burningpaw to Shadowclan to become a warrior before someone notices he's gone. Can she find him, or will it be too late? One-shot Warriors story
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
The Untold Story of Warriors reviews
As Hawkpaw tries to find out many secrets in ThunderClan with the help of her friend Wishingheart, she gets more that what she bargains for, finding untold stories of the past and uncovering enemies she thought she would never face. Revising.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009