Hawkbelly
 Author has written 8 stories for Assassin's Creed, Warriors, Death Note, Jhonen Vasquez, and Homestuck. Hey peeps! I'm here and ready to write (if I'm not lazy, that is ; )! Greetings other site viewers! I don't really make stories on a regular basis, so if you happen to tire of waiting for a story, please feel free to urge me to write. Also, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to tell me. I am also on deviant art, but not much will come out of there from me! :D The name is Hawkbelly-fire on DA; someone used mine already... OH WELL! I will not be making many stories all at once alot, and chapter updates will not be frequent, so just bear with me on them, cause I am just as excited as you are to see where they go (sometimes... heheh). Also commenting on and critiquing my stories to give me an idea of how I'm doin' as well as other things; it's okay with me as long as you don't cuss me out, in a bad way. Thank you for reading me. I enjoy talking, oh, and by the way, I'm a girl... :) (Obviously...) And if I take too long to update a story, then feel free to PM me and ask me to continue, 'cause that will most likely motivate me. p My name is *classified*. I was born 3/15 I am just a kid. Have a problem with me? Solve it. Think I'm Trippin'? Tie my shoe. Can't stand me? Sit down. Can't face me? Turn around. And if you want to be fanfic buds, feel free to tell me, 'cause I enjoy having alot of buds! ;) Please, feel free to look at my profile and stories. It brings me pleasure to see that people look at them. And if you have a story suggestion for me to read, tell me, 'cause I enjoy reading and stuff. I iz 105% sure that... I iz obsessed with L. ;P L!!! WOOH! The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened. (One of meh favorite copy-and-pastes) The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. Not everything is as it seems. Remember that. Go here and I can get free mp3 songs: http:///cp or here might be it...http:///?u=167263Heh. (Lol) ... P.S. I afraid I might've posted a bit too much stuff on my profile... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!: OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own! COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture): There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this. A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull! Randomness- My Mother Taught Me... 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. (Done 12/17/10) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies. No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.H.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Done 12/17/10) Random Quiz: 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. "It seems you have a knack for getting me down." (L said this) -- L, Change the World 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? Air... unless you're implying to move to where I touch something; if so, then I touch a closet door (not my closet). 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Halo Reach, my sister was playing with random people on X-box Live. 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: around 6:30...? 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 6:40 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The T.V.. 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? About six hours ago; I was walking home from school. 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? A fanfic story. 9. What are you wearing? A light-blue shit that says "happy dreams" across my chest, and blue-related-colors-striped jammi pants (truck! that must be hard to understand... 10. Did you dream last night? I didn't get to see any dreams. 11. When did you last laugh? About forty-five minutes ago when reading a fanfic story. 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Random crap. 13. Seen anything weird lately? ... *Sadness* No... 14. What do you think of this quiz? It's interesting enough... 15. What is the last film you saw? If you mean in theaters, then The Chronicles of Narnia: Voiage of the Dawn Treader. 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Uh, lets see... books, an Mp3 player, a new laptop, a bunch of Death Note stuff, a bunch of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim stuff, different types of things that involve video games, a new house, and some other random(-ish) stuff. 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I am a mystery even to myself. 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I'm not really that sure... I guess if it had something to do with the supernatual, then I'd be able to change the world how I wanted it... (Or I'd just send myself to the Death Note world...) 19. Do you like to dance? I guess... 20. George Bush ...Nice to know... 21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? It'll come to me when I take a first look at them. 22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? It'll come to me when I take a first look at them. 23. Would you ever consider living abroad? I... don't really know what that means... 24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? I have no clue... (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl , Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl, Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、 ~ヽ じしf,)ノ Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him defeat Kira...x ~ Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. ~ Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun. ~ When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. ~ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes. ~ Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it? ~ Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it. ~ Being weird is like being normal, only better. ~ I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. ~ STUPIDITY killed the cat. CURIOSITY was framed. ~ F.E.A.R. : Fuck Everything And Run!!!!! ~ Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer. ~ All the good men are taken, gay, or fictional characters. (WHYYYYY?!?!?!) ~ The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public. ~ There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... ~ With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. ~ Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. ~ When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. ~ Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. ~ Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. ~ Warning: Trespassers will be shotWarning: Survivors will be shot again. ~ It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? ~ Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience. ~ The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. ~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables... what is baby oil made from? ~ I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever. ~ I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. ~ Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue. ~ Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?" ~ You know you LOL'd when you realised that Yagami spelled backwards is Im a gay. ~ My mother once tried to wake me up by putting a cookie on my pillow. When she came back a few minutes later, the cookie was gone, bunnies were eveywhere just freaking out, opossi were hanging from the ceiling fan, I was laughing deviously, an apple was being eaten in mid-air. $10 says you can't draw this. "When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky." "Men's hearts hold shadows darker then any tainted creature." "This is how wars are won: not with armies of soldiers, but with a single knife blade, artfully placed." "May the force be with you." "Well . . . whose side are you on?" "Absolute power corrupts absolutely." "Dark have been my dreams of late." "The world is indeed full of peril, and in it many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." "Sir, there's nothing wrong with you that expensive surgery can't prolong." "Ah, I see you have the machine that goes PING!" "That's right, b17[h35. IIIII've got a crossbow!" Shoots dude* *Questioning looks* "He was twitching." "In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice." "If you can't fix it with duct tape and chocolate, you're screwed." "Ah..good old subject 16. He repainted my room, you know . . . . WITH HIS BLOOD!" Read the following in a British accent or just click the link to see what it is supposed to sound like. "If nothing else, remember this: spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but try to spin 3 at once and you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face." "Assassin's Creed takes place in some really weird parallel version of the 12th century Holy Land where all the major cities are within five minutes drive of each other and follows the adventures of Altair, a member of a secret organization of assassins who possesses a rather anomalous American accent. Only that's a LIE the game is actually about some d1ckhead in the future kidnapped by a rival in the Biggest D1ckhead Competition who is forced to reload the genetic memories of his 12century ancestor, all of which sounds like a soft science nightmare but used as a device to draw the storyline it does the job alright." "Another good way to blow your cover is to randomly stab innocent civilians and trust me when I say that forcing yourself not to do so is a lot harder than it sounds." "Before you start relaxing though Ubisoft was apparently determined to keep at least one thing to annoy the sh1t out of me so those fuck1ng beggars who looked at your turnips return in the form of wandering minstrels and I swear those motherfuckers have started hunting in packs." "And from a certain point on a surprising number of survivors refuse to move on until you pay them money. Oh, ok, I'll just leave you inside that zombie's mouth for now while I go find and ATM. Sorry, Survivor, I forgot, did you say you wanted money or to be punched in the face with flaming boxing gloves because THOSE I'VE GOT." "Now bleak, bleak is an understatement. The correct term would be bleak multiplied by grim to the power of Hot Topic." "The game has no business being on the Wii--I'm not sure it has business being anywhere except maybe a boredom convention at the heart of the SUN." Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is thinking your favorite characters follow you around. Crazy is when you're paranoid about the possibility of your favorite character(s) watching you throughout your life. Crazy is when you talk to empty space because you suspect that your favorite characters are standing there invisible. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. Annoying things to do on an elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life Friend: Will help me learn to drive FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue" Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away FRIENDS: Never seen you cry BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore Friend: Will help me up when I fall down FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you Friend: Will bail me out of jail FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME" Friend: Will go to a concert with me FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial Friend: Asks me for my number FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell Friend: Hides me from the cops FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies) BESTFRIENDS: Are for life Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste Friends: Fade FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN! FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx, imsunprincess54, Kioku7, The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile. If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i knoIf Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.w. but i dont get it either.) If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile. If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile! 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile. If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you LOVE your GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile! If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me. "At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote." Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! So Taht Maens Tehre is no need for the Grmaar piloce. (Haha!) If you could read that put it in your profile! FUN WAY TO KILL TIME The Statement is bold. My answers are underlined. Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say? Glowing What can you hear right now? My sister playing Halo Reach. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself. "Hi kitty!" "Meow-meow-meoooooowrrrr! Mow... Merow..." "I wont feed you." Cat walks to the door. "Mow..." "Okay, go outside." Turn on the T.V. What show is on? My sister's game. Type your name with your elbow. audrey YEAH, baby! I DIIIID it! What happened the last time you were typing on this computer? Smiled to myself because I'd typed my name with my elbow the second time in my life. Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see? Moon and Sun, Book 1: The Ruby Key Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell? OSKSDIO ...Wtf? That's not very creative... '~' Oh well, that was fun! Questionaire (was done at 9/28-29/10): 1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Not that I know of... STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name): Baaauugh 2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Ah... eh... uuuumm... (thinking) Yes! I do. 3) How many houses have you lived in? If you count the ones my dad lived in while my mom lived another, then... 8! My dad moved a lot, and my mom had nowhere to stay with us when we first moved from Washington state; she found a house she could afford after three years of living with my aunt. 4) Favorite candy bar? I. have. NO. clue. 5) Favorite shoes? DOUBLE UNDER-ARMOUR ALL THE WAY (across the sky)! 6) Have you ever tripped someone? It was an accident, I swear! 7) Least favorite school subject? I don't have one! :D 9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? HELL no. 10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I don't remember; I may have. (not talking about those baby years people!) 11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Death Note 12) Favorite genre of music? Christian music ALL THE WAY(across the sky): rock, alternative... stuff like that. 13) What is your zodiac sign? Piscus 14) What time were you born? NO CLUE. ...That's a good question... 15) Do you like beer? HELL NO! And I'll never drink it at that! 16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes! And it was flippin' HILARIOUS! 17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? None of them are what I call embarrassing, because most of them are too awesome to be embarrassing. 18) Are you sarcastic? Oh, no, no, no; I tell it like it is AAALLLLLL the TIIIIIME! (Theo: Surrrrre you do!) :P 19) What are your favorite color(s)? Green, blue, silver, purple... 20) How many watches do you own? Four, but they're all dead (battery-wise... I think). 21) Summer or winter? The beginning of Fall! And Spring (not just the beginning; the entire spring!)! 23) Favorite color to wear? Unable to answer that; however, I do like my Disciple shirt, which is a forest-y green and has a bunch of black designing on the front (branch-like lookin' design). 24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite. Sprite! SPRITE! 25) What color is your cell phone? Blue, for now... ) (I'm gonna get a new one soon! Yay!) 26) Where is your second home? England (If you're talking about where you would live or something)! 27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes... '~' 28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes sirrie! 29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Like, six (one of them is an angel lamp, so I'm not sure about it, since it isn't that noticeable; another is a lava-lap). 30) How many video games do you own? Waaaaaay too many to count! 31) What was your first pet? A cat, which was ten when I was born, and had to be put down when he was 15 years old because of his nose cancer... :( 32) Ever had braces? Happily, no, I haven't! (From here on out, my answers will no longer be italicized.) 33) Do looks matter? No, but I wouldn't mind looking nice. 34) Do you use chapstick? Yes, when I remember to; it apparently helps my flute mouth-piece from getting that crud around the hole if I put it on 35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Um, Mr. Booth, Mrs. Rice, and... OH! Mr. Michaels, my marching band director! (I'm not in high school, but the elementary school I'm in (which goes K-8 (saying really doesn't matter...)) is next to it and has the same name and they are connected, which means I'm going to their high school.) 36) American Eagle or Abercombie? I don't care; maybe the one who is less expensively outrageous and has good clothes at the same time. 37) Are you too forgiving? ... Maaaaaybeee... 38) How many children do you want? Either three or four. Yay! 39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? No... :( (It's 11/25/10 and I DO own something from Hot Topic: a WOLF TABOGIN!!! YAY.) 40) Favorite breakfast meal? Apples!!! 41) Do you own a gun? No, unless cap guns count (you know, the ones that make a gun noise and smoke when the locker slams onto a piece of paper with, possibly, gun powder on it; I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GUN POWDER OR NOT.) 42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes, but it was just my strong friendship I have with him. 3) When was the last time you cried? When I was feeling so emotionally upset that I had crawled into a ball. 44) What did you do 3 nights ago? 45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I. have. NO. clue. 46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? *remembering* ... PSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG, I REMEMBER THAT!!! 47) Have you ever been in a castle? I don't know... 48) Nicknames? Not really, but I like the names Amaya, Theo, and I'm adding more because I'd forgotten what one was and the others are not yet made. 49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No... I don't... think so...? 50) Ever been to Kentucky? Um, when I was traveling to where I live now from Washington(STATE. Washington STATE) (we drove here, which is close to driving across the state; it was fun!). 51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Who? What? Where? 52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Now that you ask I am, but before I read the question? No, not really. 53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Uh, no. :? 55) Do you own a diamond ring? No; not yet, anyways... * 56) Are you happy with your life right now? Not really... huhm... 57) Do you dye your hair? No way, man! I like my hair being natural. Naturalness looks the best. (However, dying hair is pretty cool... T.T I am turing into a Goth...) 58) Does anyone like you? If you're talking about friend-wise, then yes. If you're talking about love-wise, then I have NO clue. 59) What year were you born? The year my mom gave birth to me. 60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet. 61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Wtf? No...? 62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's all the way (ACROSS THE SKY! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?). 63) Do you like yourself? Yes, of course; I have an awesome personality(s)! It's true; you can ask all of my awesome and friendly friends. 64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Both; I'm closer to my mom with some things, and closer to my dad with other things... 65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Their hair and eyes. 66) Are you afraid of the dark? If I'm paranoid at that moment, had watched something scary/nervous-like moments ago, and/or if I'm alone in a dead-silent room. 67) Have you ever eaten paste? As far as my memory can take me, f*ck no. 68) Do you own a webcam? No... 69) Have you ever stripped? F*CK NO!!! 70) Ever broke a bone? No, but I've fractured a couple, and split one very slightly. 72) Do you chat on AIM often? No. 73) Pringles or Lays? PRINGLES ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!! 74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't think so. 75) Rugrats or Doug? Definitely Rugrats. 76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Don't watch either. 77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Not in high school yet. 78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes... but they were kidding around, I think... 79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes, on my elbow. 81) Can you cook? Somewhat. 82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you: Blake Tailor, DJ Williams (PERVERTED FREAK!), and FLIES! 83) Do you text message often? Not really. 84) Money or love? Love... \:) 85) Do you have any scars? Yes... I do. 86) What do you want more than anything right now? To go to a world I think about almost all the time. 87) Do you enjoy scary movies? OMG, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!! 88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship!!! 89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit! JUICY FRUIT!!! 90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Depends if my stomach is randomly acting up or not. 91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No 92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes;it would be seriously surprising if a lot of people didn't. 94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom. 95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Someone at school. 96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I'd rather not say... *looks away* 97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend Wolffang! XD 98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one. 99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one, yet. 100) Who was the last person that called you? A random number who was asking for a guy named Courtney (if you want to know how I know he's a guy, I have a feeling). Guys NEED to know this...; When when we walk away form you, mad When we stare at your mouth When we push or hit you When we start cursing at you When we're quiet When we ignore you When we pull away When you see us at our worst When you see us start crying When you see us walking When we're scared When we lay our head on your shoulder When we steal your favorite hat When we tease you When we don't answer for a long time When we look at you with doubt When we say that we like you When we grab at your hands When we 'Accidentally' bump into you When we tell you a secret When we look you in the eyes When we miss you When you break our heart When we say its over Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.- When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go- When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you- Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us- Call us before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat us like we're all that matters to you.- Tease us and let us tease you back.- Stay up all night with us when we're sick.- Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give us the world.- Let us wear your clothes.- When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.- Let us know we're important.- Kiss us in the pouring rain.- When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : AS I MATURE: I've learnt that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs. I've learnt that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think. I've learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. I've learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learnt that no matter how hot or steamy a relasionship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place! I've learnt that 99 percent of the time something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it. I've learnt that to people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. I just had to put this on (I fly a HELL OF A LOT): For those of you who have flown, are about to fly, don't ever want to Some different air line chat from down-under To those of you who fly a lot, this may help you to On a Qantas Flight with a very 'senior' flight Heard on a Air New Zealand flight. 'Ladies and On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there 'Thank you for flying Virgin Blue. We hope you enjoyed As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at After a particularly rough landing during From a Air NZ employee: 'Welcome aboard Air NZ Flight 'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, Weather at our destination is 7 degrees celsius with 'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and, in 'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of And from the pilot during his welcome message: 'Virgin Heard on Qantas just after a very hard landing in Overheard on an Air NZ flight into , Wellington , on a Another flight attendant's comment on a less than An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight After a real crusher of a landing in Palmerston North Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: A plane was taking off from Auckland Airport . After Done backwards on 11/25/10: 1. YOUR REAL NAME: 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of real name plus "-izzle") 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) 4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first) 5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink) 6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name) 7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name) 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ("black" and the name of one of your pets) 9. YOUR NINJA NAME: (first two letters of your first name added with "-ruto") 10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (your middle name after the word Captain) - Captain Rosalynn ~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. 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If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile. ~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. ~If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile. ~If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile ~98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! ~98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile. ~92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. ~If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. ~If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. ~If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you really have nothing better to do than read all of these copy/paste things, copy this into your profile ~If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. ~If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think you have the longest profile in the world copy and paste this into your profile to make it longer. ~If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile. ~If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile! ~If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile. ~If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. ~If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. ~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile ~If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile ~If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! ~If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile ~If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, (who hasn't?) copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you have ever spent too much time and money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile ~If you ever yelled at a TV show/Video game/manga/ or book character for being stupid, copy this in your profile ~IF YOU PRESS BACKSPACE AFTER A LINE, YOU CAN WRITE IN THIS COLOR!!! ~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. ~I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice. ~"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it. ~Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think pure pressure is wrong. Cuz it is. ~Friends would make comebacks. But best friends would agree to everything and take the shitty end of it. ~93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile ~Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers ~24 things to do in an elevator!~ 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. ~If you are a mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste and add your name! SkywardShadow, Maela Shane, Hawkbelly ~If you squel/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile ~If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile ~If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile ~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. ~If you've ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile. ~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Crimson.Haven, wolfpup026, Maela LouBell ShinoShane, Hawkbelly I am writer, read my roar! I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!! I missed my brother...but my aim is improving! FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. You're intoxicated by my very presence Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Man: Where have you been all my life? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? 8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? 9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12). would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? 11.What would you think if you found (5) was a sibling or relative of yours? 12How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? 13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? 14If you saw (9) and (1) in bed together, what would you do? 15What would you say if you found out that (1) was a rapist? 16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? 17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world? 18What would you feel this second if (3) gave you a daisy right now? 19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? 20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? 21 (3) and (5) are your teachers. What would you do? Suggest a title for a 6/11 Hurt/Comfort fic. Pull the trigger. -HannahFaps Really Dumb Store labels: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan) 1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be? My Answer: Zim's base or Dib's house 2. Which IZ Character Would You Date? My Answer: ...I'm not really one to say... 3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend? My Answer: Gaz, Zim, Gir, and Dib x) 4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate? My Answer: HOW CAN YOU HATE SOMEONE FROM THAT SERIES?! 5. Your Favorite IZ Episode? My Answer: I have to choose?! Fine... Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom (cause Nny is in it) 6. Your Favorite IZ Character? My Answer: I'm not choosing only one! It's Gir, Zim, Gaz, and Dib. 7. Favorite Almighty Tallest? My Answer: Purple 8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do? My Answer: *stares for a minute* "...Hello." 9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you? My Answer: ...Hm, Gaz would probably be most likely to come. 10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? My Answer: Hm... I'm not sure, perhaps Gir... or Dib, since he's smart, or Gaz, since she's smarter. Or Zim, since he knows stuff(plus it'd be funny to see him freak out about being surrounded by water XD). 11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question? My Answer: *Backs away slowly* "Um... I'd rather not..." *grabs a randomly sitting random knife* "I SWEAR IF YOU COME NEAR ME I'LL CUT YOU..." 12. Favorite IZ Pairing? My Answer: ...NO. JUST, NO. 13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!) 14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be? My Answer: Hang out with either Zim, Gaz, or Dib 15. Favorite IZ Quote? My Answer: "ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!"~ Dib 16. Favorite Zim Moment? My Answer: TIE- Zim's reaction to Gir on his head. CB Zim: My BUSINESS... is done! Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom? Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. SO MUCH! 17. Favorite Dib Moment? My Answer: 'Tis a tie- Zim: *laughing* Dib: Go ahead, laugh! But one day you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'LL be there- DOIN' STUFF. Halloween episode Zim: *snatches Dib up with ship arm* Dib: *stares* Oh, come on! You're not still mad about that whole "leaving you to rot" thing are you? Zim: *eye twitches and tightens grip of ship arm* Dib: *cringes* Organs... exploding...! Zim: I'm not here because I like you Dib! I'm just here for your filthy gargantuate head! Dib: Oh, now its gargantuate! 18. Favorite Tallest Moment? My answer: Zim: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Red: I was curious of when you would shut up but it's been three hours now, Zim . . . THREE HOURS! What do you want? Zim: Well, it's just that I noticed you were closer to Earth than EVER BEFORE, and I- Purple: Wait. How did you know that? Zim: Oh, I know all sorts of things about you. Creepy huh? Anyways- Purple: Hey, that is creepy. You're creepy Zim. Zim: Heh heh, yeah, I sure am... 19. Favorite GIR moment? My answer: Tie again~ - When Gir is on Zims head sleeping away. Police man with squid brain swims into ocean* Gir: *is waving* Goodbye! Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! He's geting eatin' by a shark~... *smiles* 20. Favorite Random Moment? My answer: In the Halloween episode where Zim asks Gir to prepare the base's defenses, and Gir starts yelling about his taquitoes and runs off with his squid into the kitchen. Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile. (.• (.•~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. Month One Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Invader Gilly, HarrietTheInvader , Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep 15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!: OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own! COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture): There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this. A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull! Favorites: My favorite Animes: DeathNote (Lol ) Favorite Games: Assassin's Creed (all of 'em - I STILL love the first game the most, though XJ) The Legend of Zelda (the series) Halo (the series) Pokemon (handheld (dudes, I like adventure, and KICKING BUTT!)) Prototype Favorite Books: Warriors (the ENTIRE series, 'cause it's completely awesome!) Catwings ('cause I grew up reading these books, and I love 'em) The Last Dragon Chronicles (The whole series) Sun and Moon, Book: 1,2,3,etc series A Tale Dark and Grimm Death note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases The Books of Beginning (the series) Edgar Allan Poe stuff The Song of the Lioness (the series) (others I can't seem to remember) Favorite Music Artists/Bands: TechnoAxe (royalty-free) ensnare_ (best techno.) Red Skillet The Birthday Massacre Prodject 86 (WOOT!) Kutless Disciple (Woo!) Demond Hunter P.O.D. Switchfoot Toby Mac | |||||||
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