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Joined 09-10-09, id: 2080062, Profile Updated: 12-29-15
Author has written 8 stories for Assassin's Creed, Warriors, Death Note, Jhonen Vasquez, and Homestuck.

Hey peeps! I'm here and ready to write (if I'm not lazy, that is ; )!

Greetings other site viewers! I don't really make stories on a regular basis, so if you happen to tire of waiting for a story, please feel free to urge me to write. Also, if you have any suggestions, please feel free to tell me. I am also on deviant art, but not much will come out of there from me! :D The name is Hawkbelly-fire on DA; someone used mine already... OH WELL!

I will not be making many stories all at once alot, and chapter updates will not be frequent, so just bear with me on them, cause I am just as excited as you are to see where they go (sometimes... heheh). Also commenting on and critiquing my stories to give me an idea of how I'm doin' as well as other things; it's okay with me as long as you don't cuss me out, in a bad way. Thank you for reading me. I enjoy talking, oh, and by the way, I'm a girl... :) (Obviously...)

And if I take too long to update a story, then feel free to PM me and ask me to continue, 'cause that will most likely motivate me. p

My name is *classified*.

I was born 3/15

I am just a kid.

Have a problem with me?

Solve it.

Think I'm Trippin'?

Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me?

Sit down.

Can't face me?

Turn around.

And if you want to be fanfic buds, feel free to tell me, 'cause I enjoy having alot of buds! ;) Please, feel free to look at my profile and stories. It brings me pleasure to see that people look at them. And if you have a story suggestion for me to read, tell me, 'cause I enjoy reading and stuff.

I iz 105% sure that... I iz obsessed with L. ;P L!!! WOOH!

The best thing about dreams is that fleeting moment, when you are between asleep and awake, when you don't know the difference between reality and fantasy, when for just that one moment you feel with your entire soul that dream is reality, and it really happened. (One of meh favorite copy-and-pastes)

The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace.
The one who encourages others is the one who always feels useless.
The one who seems insane is the one who is just following a life no one else understands, or will ever believe.
Nor do they want to.(This is all me... and no matter what someone says, it wont change.)

Not everything is as it seems. Remember that.

Go here and I can get free mp3 songs: or here might be it...Heh. (Lol)

... P.S. I afraid I might've posted a bit too much stuff on my profile...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!:

OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture):

There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this.

A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull!

Randomness-

My Mother Taught Me...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and they'll be just like you!"

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

(Done 12/17/10) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST force my religion onto you.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST think my reilgion is the only right religion, and that everyone eles is wrong.
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST hate everyone who isn't
I'm CATHOLIC so I MUST agree with everything my religon does.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (There are still people way better than me)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (at least in my head...)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
My teeth are pointed, and look like a vampire's so I MUST be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I'm CHRISTAN so I MUST want to convert everyone who isn't
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I can't hate anyone, so I MUST love everyone

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies.

No matter where you are in a room, you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(Done 12/17/10) Random Quiz:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

"It seems you have a knack for getting me down." (L said this) -- L, Change the World

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

Air... unless you're implying to move to where I touch something; if so, then I touch a closet door (not my closet).

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Halo Reach, my sister was playing with random people on X-box Live.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

around 6:30...?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

6:40

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The T.V..

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

About six hours ago; I was walking home from school.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fanfic story.

9. What are you wearing?

A light-blue shit that says "happy dreams" across my chest, and blue-related-colors-striped jammi pants (truck! that must be hard to understand...

10. Did you dream last night?

I didn't get to see any dreams.

11. When did you last laugh?

About forty-five minutes ago when reading a fanfic story.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Random crap.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

... *Sadness* No...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's interesting enough...

15. What is the last film you saw?

If you mean in theaters, then The Chronicles of Narnia: Voiage of the Dawn Treader.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Uh, lets see... books, an Mp3 player, a new laptop, a bunch of Death Note stuff, a bunch of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Invader Zim stuff, different types of things that involve video games, a new house, and some other random(-ish) stuff.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a mystery even to myself.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I'm not really that sure... I guess if it had something to do with the supernatual, then I'd be able to change the world how I wanted it... (Or I'd just send myself to the Death Note world...)

19. Do you like to dance?

I guess...

20. George Bush

...Nice to know...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

It'll come to me when I take a first look at them.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

It'll come to me when I take a first look at them.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

I... don't really know what that means...

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

I have no clue...

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, BluCmonkE, Lifeless Heartless, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl , Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Lady Sakura of the Fated,Animefangirlforever, Rethira, BluCmonkE, Lady Yuuki, hidakakufangirl, Jashinistgirl1, ShizukaLawliet13, Hawkbelly

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Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help him defeat Kira...x

~ Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

~ Do not run in the school hall, gliding is more fun.

~ When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

~ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

~ Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in hell would you keep looking for it if you already found it?

~ Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

~ Being weird is like being normal, only better.

~ I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

~ STUPIDITY killed the cat. CURIOSITY was framed.

~ F.E.A.R. :

Fuck Everything And Run!!!!!

~ Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

~ All the good men are taken, gay, or fictional characters. (WHYYYYY?!?!?!)

~ The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.

~ There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~ With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

~ Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

~ When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

~ Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

~ Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

~ Warning: Trespassers will be shotWarning: Survivors will be shot again.

~ It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

~ Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

~ The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

~ If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables... what is baby oil made from?

~ I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

~ I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

~ Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

~ Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?"

~ You know you LOL'd when you realised that Yagami spelled backwards is Im a gay.

~ My mother once tried to wake me up by putting a cookie on my pillow. When she came back a few minutes later, the cookie was gone, bunnies were eveywhere just freaking out, opossi were hanging from the ceiling fan, I was laughing deviously, an apple was being eaten in mid-air. $10 says you can't draw this.

"When you realize how perfect everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky."

"Men's hearts hold shadows darker then any tainted creature."

"This is how wars are won: not with armies of soldiers, but with a single knife blade, artfully placed."

"May the force be with you."

"Well . . . whose side are you on?"
"Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side."

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

"Dark have been my dreams of late."

"The world is indeed full of peril, and in it many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater."

"Sir, there's nothing wrong with you that expensive surgery can't prolong."

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes PING!"

"That's right, b17[h35. IIIII've got a crossbow!"

Shoots dude* *Questioning looks* "He was twitching."
"He was twitching, because he's got my axe EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM!"

"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."

"If you can't fix it with duct tape and chocolate, you're screwed."

"Ah..good old subject 16. He repainted my room, you know . . . . WITH HIS BLOOD!"

Read the following in a British accent or just click the link to see what it is supposed to sound like.

"If nothing else, remember this: spinning a plate on a stick is impressive, but try to spin 3 at once and you'll just end up digging porcelain out of your face."

"Assassin's Creed takes place in some really weird parallel version of the 12th century Holy Land where all the major cities are within five minutes drive of each other and follows the adventures of Altair, a member of a secret organization of assassins who possesses a rather anomalous American accent. Only that's a LIE the game is actually about some d1ckhead in the future kidnapped by a rival in the Biggest D1ckhead Competition who is forced to reload the genetic memories of his 12century ancestor, all of which sounds like a soft science nightmare but used as a device to draw the storyline it does the job alright."

"Another good way to blow your cover is to randomly stab innocent civilians and trust me when I say that forcing yourself not to do so is a lot harder than it sounds."

"Before you start relaxing though Ubisoft was apparently determined to keep at least one thing to annoy the sh1t out of me so those fuck1ng beggars who looked at your turnips return in the form of wandering minstrels and I swear those motherfuckers have started hunting in packs."

"And from a certain point on a surprising number of survivors refuse to move on until you pay them money. Oh, ok, I'll just leave you inside that zombie's mouth for now while I go find and ATM. Sorry, Survivor, I forgot, did you say you wanted money or to be punched in the face with flaming boxing gloves because THOSE I'VE GOT."

"Now bleak, bleak is an understatement. The correct term would be bleak multiplied by grim to the power of Hot Topic."

"The game has no business being on the Wii--I'm not sure it has business being anywhere except maybe a boredom convention at the heart of the SUN."

Crazy is staying up all night just to finish watching a series you love. Crazy is wanting to go do some stupid stunt with your friends that you know will probably wind you up in a hospital. Crazy is laughing for no reason in the middle of class. Crazy is going on and on about yaoi just because you can. Crazy is not knowing whether or not you're in love. Crazy is wishing you could create a portal to the cartoon world so that you could bring back a few- at least- to marry. Crazy is making your boyfriend be your yaoi lover, even if you are a girl. Crazy is yelling at inatimate objects because you think they hate you. Crazy is thinking your favorite characters follow you around. Crazy is when you're paranoid about the possibility of your favorite character(s) watching you throughout your life. Crazy is when you talk to empty space because you suspect that your favorite characters are standing there invisible. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Annoying things to do on an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

Friends: give you an umbrella when its raining

Best Friends: take your umbrella and yell RUN RETARD RUN!

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Colombine students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
And Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)or just ignore it and show people that the place your heart should be is bare
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx, imsunprincess54, Kioku7,

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that those God-forsaken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you are now afraid that you will die by getting a pencil shoved through your head copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are scared of pencils but not The Joker put this in your profile. (it's really crazy, i knoIf Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.w. but i dont get it either.)

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you ever mad laugh for no reason copy/paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE your GBA SP(Gameboy Advance SP),then copy and paste this into your profile!

If you want the Saturdays to air on Fridays at 8:00 PM, copy to your bio

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hit me.

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! So Taht Maens Tehre is no need for the Grmaar piloce. (Haha!)

If you could read that put it in your profile!

FUN WAY TO KILL TIME The Statement is bold. My answers are underlined.

Pick a book. Go to page 56, line 3, word 6. What does it say?

Glowing

What can you hear right now?

My sister playing Halo Reach.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you, other than yourself.

"Hi kitty!"

"Meow-meow-meoooooowrrrr! Mow... Merow..."

"I wont feed you."

Cat walks to the door. "Mow..."

"Okay, go outside."

Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

My sister's game.

Type your name with your elbow.

audrey YEAH, baby! I DIIIID it!

What happened the last time you were typing on this computer?

Smiled to myself because I'd typed my name with my elbow the second time in my life.

Stand up. Spin around 3 times. What do you see?

Moon and Sun, Book 1: The Ruby Key

Find the third letter of all your answers. What do they spell?

OSKSDIO ...Wtf? That's not very creative... '~' Oh well, that was fun!

Questionaire (was done at 9/28-29/10):

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Not that I know of...

STAR WARS NAME (First three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name, last three letters of your Mother's maiden name):

Baaauugh

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Ah... eh... uuuumm... (thinking) Yes! I do.

3) How many houses have you lived in?

If you count the ones my dad lived in while my mom lived another, then... 8! My dad moved a lot, and my mom had nowhere to stay with us when we first moved from Washington state; she found a house she could afford after three years of living with my aunt.

4) Favorite candy bar?

I. have. NO. clue.

5) Favorite shoes?

DOUBLE UNDER-ARMOUR ALL THE WAY (across the sky)!

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

It was an accident, I swear!

7) Least favorite school subject?

I don't have one! :D

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

HELL no.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

I don't remember; I may have. (not talking about those baby years people!)

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Death Note

12) Favorite genre of music?

Christian music ALL THE WAY(across the sky): rock, alternative... stuff like that.

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Piscus

14) What time were you born?

NO CLUE. ...That's a good question...

15) Do you like beer?

HELL NO! And I'll never drink it at that!

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yes! And it was flippin' HILARIOUS!

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

None of them are what I call embarrassing, because most of them are too awesome to be embarrassing.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Oh, no, no, no; I tell it like it is AAALLLLLL the TIIIIIME! (Theo: Surrrrre you do!) :P

19) What are your favorite color(s)?

Green, blue, silver, purple...

20) How many watches do you own?

Four, but they're all dead (battery-wise... I think).

21) Summer or winter?

The beginning of Fall! And Spring (not just the beginning; the entire spring!)!

23) Favorite color to wear?

Unable to answer that; however, I do like my Disciple shirt, which is a forest-y green and has a bunch of black designing on the front (branch-like lookin' design).

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sprite. Sprite! SPRITE!

25) What color is your cell phone?

Blue, for now... >) (I'm gonna get a new one soon! Yay!)

26) Where is your second home?

England (If you're talking about where you would live or something)!

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yes... '~'

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yes sirrie!

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Like, six (one of them is an angel lamp, so I'm not sure about it, since it isn't that noticeable; another is a lava-lap).

30) How many video games do you own?

Waaaaaay too many to count!

31) What was your first pet?

A cat, which was ten when I was born, and had to be put down when he was 15 years old because of his nose cancer... :(

32) Ever had braces?

Happily, no, I haven't! (From here on out, my answers will no longer be italicized.)

33) Do looks matter?

No, but I wouldn't mind looking nice.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yes, when I remember to; it apparently helps my flute mouth-piece from getting that crud around the hole if I put it on

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Um, Mr. Booth, Mrs. Rice, and... OH! Mr. Michaels, my marching band director! (I'm not in high school, but the elementary school I'm in (which goes K-8 (saying really doesn't matter...)) is next to it and has the same name and they are connected, which means I'm going to their high school.)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

I don't care; maybe the one who is less expensively outrageous and has good clothes at the same time.

37) Are you too forgiving?

... Maaaaaybeee...

38) How many children do you want?

Either three or four. Yay!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

No... :( (It's 11/25/10 and I DO own something from Hot Topic: a WOLF TABOGIN!!! YAY.)

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Apples!!!

41) Do you own a gun?

No, unless cap guns count (you know, the ones that make a gun noise and smoke when the locker slams onto a piece of paper with, possibly, gun powder on it; I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GUN POWDER OR NOT.)

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yes, but it was just my strong friendship I have with him.

3) When was the last time you cried?

When I was feeling so emotionally upset that I had crawled into a ball.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

I. have. NO. clue.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

*remembering* ... PSH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG, I REMEMBER THAT!!!

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

I don't know...

48) Nicknames?

Not really, but I like the names Amaya, Theo, and I'm adding more because I'd forgotten what one was and the others are not yet made.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

No... I don't... think so...?

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Um, when I was traveling to where I live now from Washington(STATE. Washington STATE) (we drove here, which is close to driving across the state; it was fun!).

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Who? What? Where?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Now that you ask I am, but before I read the question? No, not really.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

Uh, no. :?

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No; not yet, anyways... *

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Not really... huhm...

57) Do you dye your hair?

No way, man! I like my hair being natural. Naturalness looks the best. (However, dying hair is pretty cool... T.T I am turing into a Goth...)

58) Does anyone like you?

If you're talking about friend-wise, then yes. If you're talking about love-wise, then I have NO clue.

59) What year were you born?

The year my mom gave birth to me.

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

I wasn't born yet.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Wtf? No...?

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Wendy's all the way (ACROSS THE SKY! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?).

63) Do you like yourself?

Yes, of course; I have an awesome personality(s)! It's true; you can ask all of my awesome and friendly friends.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Both; I'm closer to my mom with some things, and closer to my dad with other things...

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Their hair and eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

If I'm paranoid at that moment, had watched something scary/nervous-like moments ago, and/or if I'm alone in a dead-silent room.

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

As far as my memory can take me, f*ck no.

68) Do you own a webcam?

No...

69) Have you ever stripped?

F*CK NO!!!

70) Ever broke a bone?

No, but I've fractured a couple, and split one very slightly.

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

No.

73) Pringles or Lays?

PRINGLES ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I don't think so.

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Definitely Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Don't watch either.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Not in high school yet.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

Yes... but they were kidding around, I think...

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Yes, on my elbow.

81) Can you cook?

Somewhat.

82) 3 things that REALLY annoy you:

Blake Tailor, DJ Williams (PERVERTED FREAK!), and FLIES!

83) Do you text message often?

Not really.

84) Money or love?

Love... \:)

85) Do you have any scars?

Yes... I do.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

To go to a world I think about almost all the time.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

OMG, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!

88) Relationships or one night stands?

Relationship!!!

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

Juicy Fruit. Juicy Fruit! JUICY FRUIT!!!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Depends if my stomach is randomly acting up or not.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

No

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Yes;it would be seriously surprising if a lot of people didn't.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My mom.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Someone at school.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

I'd rather not say... *looks away*

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

My friend Wolffang! XD

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

No one, yet.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

A random number who was asking for a guy named Courtney (if you want to know how I know he's a guy, I have a feeling).

Guys NEED to know this...;

When when we walk away form you, mad
We want you to follow us

When we stare at your mouth
That's your cue to kiss us

When we push or hit you
Grab us and don't let go

When we start cursing at you
Kiss us and tell us you love us

When we're quiet
Ask us whats wrong

When we ignore you
Give us your attention

When we pull away
Pull us back

When you see us at our worst
Tell us we're beautiful

When you see us start crying
Just hold us and don't say a word

When you see us walking
Sneak up and hug our waist from behind

When we're scared
Protect us

When we lay our head on your shoulder
Tilt our head up and kiss us

When we steal your favorite hat
Let us keep it and sleep with it for a night

When we tease you
Tease us back and make us laugh

When we don't answer for a long time
Reassure us that everything is okay

When we look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When we say that we like you
We really do more than you could understand

When we grab at your hands
Hold ours and play with our fingers

When we 'Accidentally' bump into you
Bump into us back and make us laugh

When we tell you a secret
Keep it safe and untold

When we look you in the eyes
Don't look away until we do

When we miss you
We're hurting inside

When you break our heart
The pain never really goes away

When we say its over
We still want you to be ours

Stay on the phone with us even if we're not saying anything.-

When we're mad hug us tight and don't let go-

When we say we're ok; don't believe it, talk with us- because 10 yrs later we'll remember you-

Call us at 12:00am on our birthday to tell us you love us-

Call us before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat us like we're all that matters to you.-

Tease us and let us tease you back.-

Stay up all night with us when we're sick.-

Watch our favorite movie with us or our favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give us the world.-

Let us wear your clothes.-

When we're bored and sad, hang out with us.-

Let us know we're important.-

Kiss us in the pouring rain.-

When we runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

AS I MATURE:

I've learnt that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learnt that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learnt that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learnt that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

I've learnt that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they're more screwed up than you think.

I've learnt that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

I've learnt that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learnt that no matter how hot or steamy a relasionship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take it's place!

I've learnt that 99 percent of the time something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learnt that to people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

I just had to put this on (I fly a HELL OF A LOT):

For those of you who have flown, are about to fly, don't ever want to
fly again ...
I think you might smile at the following.

Some different air line chat from down-under

To those of you who fly a lot, this may help you to
'lighten up' the next time the
airlines of your choice causes you major aggravation!!
All too rarely, airline attendants
make an effort to make the 'in-flight safety lecture'
and announcements a bit more
entertaining. Here are some examples that have been
heard or reported:

On a Qantas Flight with a very 'senior' flight
attendant crew, the pilot said,
'Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude
and will be turning down the
cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance
the appearance of your flight
attendants.'

Heard on a Air New Zealand flight. 'Ladies and
gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the
smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if
you can light 'em, you can smoke
'em.'

On landing, the stewardess said, 'Please be sure to
take all of your belongings. If
you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's
something we'd like to
have.'

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there
are only 4 ways out of this
airplane.'

'Thank you for flying Virgin Blue. We hope you enjoyed
giving us the business as much
as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.'

As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at
Dunedin Airport , a lone voice came over
the loudspeaker: 'Whoa, big fella. WHOA!'

After a particularly rough landing during
thunderstorms in Auckland, a flight attendant
announced, 'Please take care when opening the overhead
compartments because, after a
landing like that, sure as shootin' everything has
shifted.'

From a Air NZ employee: 'Welcome aboard Air NZ Flight
245 to Wellington . To operate
your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle,
and pull tight. It works just like
every other seat belt and, if you don't know how to
operate one, you probably
shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.'

'In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure,
masks will descend from the ceiling.
Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your
face. If you have a small child
traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting
with theirs. If you are traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite.'

Weather at our destination is 7 degrees celsius with
some broken clouds, but we'll try
to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you and
remember, nobody loves you, or your
money, more than we do.'

'Your seat cushions can be used for flotation and, in
the event of an emergency water
landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
compliments.'

'As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of
your belongings. Anything left
behind will be distributed evenly among the flight
attendants. Please do not leave children
or spouses.'

And from the pilot during his welcome message: 'Virgin
Blue is pleased to have some of
the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately, none of them are on this
flight!'

Heard on Qantas just after a very hard landing in
Sydney : The flight attendant came on
the intercom and said, 'That was quite a bump, and I
know what y'all are thinking.
I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it
wasn't the
pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.'

Overheard on an Air NZ flight into , Wellington , on a
particularly windy and bumpy day:
During the final approach, the Captain was really having
to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, 'Ladies and
Gentlemen, welcome to Wellington .
Please remain in your seats with your seat belts
fastened while the Captain taxis what's
left of our airplane to the gate!'

Another flight attendant's comment on a less than
perfect landing: 'We ask you to
please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to
the terminal.'

An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight
he had hammered his ship into the
runway really hard. The airline had a policy which
required the first officer to stand at
the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give
them a 'Thanks for flying our
airline.' He said that, in light of his bad landing, he
had a hard time looking the
passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have
a smart comment. Finally everyone
had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with
a cane. She said, 'Sir, do you
mind if I ask you a question?' 'Why, no, Ma'am,' said
the pilot. 'What is it?' The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were
we shot down?'

After a real crusher of a landing in Palmerston North
, the attendant came on the horn,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until
Capt. Crash and the Crew have
brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the
gate. And, once the tire smoke has
cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open
the door and you can pick your
way through the wreckage to the terminal.'

Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement:
'We'd like to thank you
folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you
get the insane urge to go blasting
through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope
you'll think of Air NZ.'

A plane was taking off from Auckland Airport . After
it reached a comfortable cruising
altitude, the Captain made an announcement over the
intercom, 'Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number
316, nonstop from Auckland to Los
Angeles . The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we
should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOSH!' Silence
followed, and after a few
minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
'Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so
sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to
you, the flight attendant accidentally
spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap.. You should see
the front of my pants!' A passenger in Coach yelled, 'That's nothing. You should
see the back of mine!'

Done backwards on 11/25/10:

1. YOUR REAL NAME:
- Audrey

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of real name plus "-izzle")
- Audizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)
- Green Cat

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
- Baaau (Damnit, WTF?!)

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite color, and favorite drink)
- Silver Sierra Mist (Lol, I love it! )

6. YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)
- Uaroeyaas (... Hahah-- WTF.)

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)
- Lynnora Ronald

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: ("black" and the name of one of your pets)
- Black Crystal (:) Niiiiice...)

9. YOUR NINJA NAME: (first two letters of your first name added with "-ruto")
- Auruto

10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (your middle name after the word Captain)

- Captain Rosalynn

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~If you are amused/amazed by Team Rocket's persistence (Eleven seasons of failure!), copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

~If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

~If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

~I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

~If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

~If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile

~98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

~98 of the internet population has a Myspace. That same 98 would probably turn suicidal if Myspace was down for 48 hours. If you're part of the 2 that would laugh their asses off at their pain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you are insane, copy and paste this on your profile.

~92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

~If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

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~If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

~If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

~If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

~If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

~If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

~If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this on your profile

~If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile

~If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

~If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

~If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, (who hasn't?) copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how of key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you have ever spent too much time and money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you ever yelled at a TV show/Video game/manga/ or book character for being stupid, copy this in your profile

~IF YOU PRESS BACKSPACE AFTER A LINE, YOU CAN WRITE IN THIS COLOR!!!

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

~"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

~Copy and paste this onto your profile if you think pure pressure is wrong. Cuz it is.

~Friends would make comebacks. But best friends would agree to everything and take the shitty end of it.

~93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile

~Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

~If you are a mangafreak and you are PROUD OF IT, copy and paste and add your name! SkywardShadow, Maela Shane, Hawkbelly

~If you squel/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this into your profile

~If you have weird friends, copy this into your profile

~If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile

~If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~If you've ever been in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this into your profile.

~If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Pinkpelt, Lolita of the Damned, Colonel Bastard,Crimson.Haven, wolfpup026, Maela LouBell ShinoShane, Hawkbelly

I am writer, read my roar!

I ran into my ex the other day...then i put it in reverse and hit him again!!

I missed my brother...but my aim is improving!

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Myspace my Youtube and I'll Google your YAHOO

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's business!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

You're intoxicated by my very presence

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

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1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

8. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

9. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12).

10.How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

11.What would you think if you found (5) was a sibling or relative of yours?

12How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

13How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

14If you saw (9) and (1) in bed together, what would you do?

15What would you say if you found out that (1) was a rapist?

16You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

17What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

18What would you feel this second if (3) gave you a daisy right now?

19(6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

20 (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

21 (3) and (5) are your teachers. What would you do?

Suggest a title for a 6/11 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Pull the trigger.
Play the game.
You will always lose.
It's always the same.
Play your game.
Take a smoke.
I'm not kidding, this isn't a joke.
Falling down.
Getting up.
Don't give a fuck.
I try the game.
I'll always lose.
Fuck you dude.
I'm gonna choose.
Kill me.
Kiss me.
You can't even see.
Why am I this way?
Pull the trigger.
Play the game.
You will always lose.
It's always the same.

-HannahFaps

Really Dumb Store labels:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Tynol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

My Answer: Zim's base or Dib's house

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

My Answer: ...I'm not really one to say...

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

My Answer: Gaz, Zim, Gir, and Dib x)

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

My Answer: HOW CAN YOU HATE SOMEONE FROM THAT SERIES?!

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

My Answer: I have to choose?! Fine... Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom (cause Nny is in it)

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

My Answer: I'm not choosing only one! It's Gir, Zim, Gaz, and Dib.

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

My Answer: Purple

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

My Answer: *stares for a minute* "...Hello."

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

My Answer: ...Hm, Gaz would probably be most likely to come.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

My Answer: Hm... I'm not sure, perhaps Gir... or Dib, since he's smart, or Gaz, since she's smarter. Or Zim, since he knows stuff(plus it'd be funny to see him freak out about being surrounded by water XD).

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

My Answer: *Backs away slowly* "Um... I'd rather not..." *grabs a randomly sitting random knife* "I SWEAR IF YOU COME NEAR ME I'LL CUT YOU..."

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

My Answer: ...NO. JUST, NO.

13. You and the Tallests are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question was going!)
My Answer: I WOULD CAUSE MAHEM TO ENSUE, of course.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

My Answer: Hang out with either Zim, Gaz, or Dib

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

My Answer: "ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!"~ Dib

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

My Answer:

TIE-

Zim's reaction to Gir on his head. CB

Zim: My BUSINESS... is done!

Dib: Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom?

Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do. SO MUCH!

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

My Answer:

'Tis a tie-

Zim: *laughing*

Dib: Go ahead, laugh! But one day you'll be sitting in your house feeling all safe and secure, and then you'll look over and I'LL be there- DOIN' STUFF.

Halloween episode

Zim: *snatches Dib up with ship arm*

Dib: *stares* Oh, come on! You're not still mad about that whole "leaving you to rot" thing are you?

Zim: *eye twitches and tightens grip of ship arm*

Dib: *cringes* Organs... exploding...!

Zim: I'm not here because I like you Dib! I'm just here for your filthy gargantuate head!

Dib: Oh, now its gargantuate!

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

My answer:

Zim: My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey, my Tallest! It's me, look at me! My Tallest! My Tallest! My Tallest!

Red: I was curious of when you would shut up but it's been three hours now, Zim . . . THREE HOURS! What do you want?

Zim: Well, it's just that I noticed you were closer to Earth than EVER BEFORE, and I-

Purple: Wait. How did you know that?

Zim: Oh, I know all sorts of things about you. Creepy huh? Anyways-

Purple: Hey, that is creepy. You're creepy Zim.

Zim: Heh heh, yeah, I sure am...

19. Favorite GIR moment?

My answer:

Tie again~ -

When Gir is on Zims head sleeping away.

Police man with squid brain swims into ocean*

Gir: *is waving* Goodbye! Bye! Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye! He's geting eatin' by a shark~... *smiles*

20. Favorite Random Moment?

My answer: In the Halloween episode where Zim asks Gir to prepare the base's defenses, and Gir starts yelling about his taquitoes and runs off with his squid into the kitchen.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile

If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

(.• (.•~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism

Continue the High School Musical Sucks Train! Add your name! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, sundrynotes, theheartyearns, Hopeless-EO-Shipper, Phish Tacko, Slytherin Queen 1.30, Invader Gilly, HarrietTheInvader , Invader Misty, INVaDERd00m, The Girl Who Questioned Sleep

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goth, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile.


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! READ THIS!:

OH my Gosh!! Fanfiction doesn't have the category I need!! It's the Catwings series, and I need help upon spreading the news so I can submit a story for y'all to read! I'm pretty confident about it, and I'm sure that many of you WILL enjoy the story. BUT I CAN'T SUBMIT IT UNLESS THEY MAKE A CATEGORY FOR IT!! And by the way, it will be a crossover with Warriors; trust me, it will be AWESOME. So please spread the word so it has a better chance of reaching the creator of Fanfic. Please help, because I can't do it on my own!

COPY AND PASTE THIS TITLE AS WELL AS THE 2 PARAGRAPHS BELOW(they don't exactly look like paragraphs...)!!(and my signiture):

There is this book series called "The Last Dragon Chronicles" that is not registered into the Categories; many don't know it as that, because many call the series "The Fire Within", which is the title of the first book. If you support this then copy and past this into your profile so I can get the founder of FF to know this.

A book series called "Catwings" is not registered into the Categories; I need your help to get this news to the founder of FF, which would be helpfull!


Favorites:

My favorite Animes:

DeathNote (Lol )

Favorite Games:

Assassin's Creed (all of 'em - I STILL love the first game the most, though XJ)

The Legend of Zelda (the series)

Halo (the series)

Pokemon (handheld (dudes, I like adventure, and KICKING BUTT!))

Prototype

Favorite Books:

Warriors (the ENTIRE series, 'cause it's completely awesome!)

Catwings ('cause I grew up reading these books, and I love 'em)

The Last Dragon Chronicles (The whole series)

Sun and Moon, Book: 1,2,3,etc series

A Tale Dark and Grimm

Death note: Another Note: LABB Murder Cases

The Books of Beginning (the series)

Edgar Allan Poe stuff

The Song of the Lioness (the series)

(others I can't seem to remember)

Favorite Music Artists/Bands:

TechnoAxe (royalty-free)

ensnare_ (best techno.)

Red

Skillet

The Birthday Massacre

Prodject 86 (WOOT!)

Kutless

Disciple (Woo!)

Demond Hunter

P.O.D.

Switchfoot

Toby Mac

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Sburb Delta by WitchOfBlood413 reviews
Void. Blaze. Death. Blood. Its up to these few aspects to rewrite the story they love in order to save the very story itself from destruction. But what can a group of 13 year old Homestuck fans do when up against a scull headed muscle man and a troll version of Nikki Minaj? They play the very game that ascended their favorite characters to God tier but at what cost?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 58,274 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 7/14/2015 - OC
Warriors: Destiny Crossroads by Wulf-Gurl reviews
Seven moons have passed since the Great Battle between the clans and the Dark Forest. The clans have moved on and have healed, and are preparing for the upcoming Leafbare. When a new prophecy arrives shortly after the birth of Cinderheart's kits, all of Thunderclan begins to worry; does this mean more trouble, so soon after the Great Battle? HUMAN TO CAT TRANSFORMATION
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,032 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 9/26/2012
The Town That Makes Everything Else Seem Normal by MayDayGirl-Save-Our-Ships reviews
Norman wants to make it through his summer in Gravity Falls, Oregon, without drawing too much attention to himself. However, when he finds himself trapped by a creature that shouldn't exist, he doesn't expect to be saved by two twins who seem to know more about this weird stuff than he does. In fact, compared to them, he was downright normal.
Crossover - Gravity Falls & ParaNorman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,450 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Dipper P., Mabel P., Norman B., Courtney B. - Complete
Crushing the Code by Shadowdib reviews
There's a new kid at Casper High, and he's... different. From his seemingly impossible hair to his odd outfit and unpredictable personality, no one in Amity's ever seen anyone quite like him. Danny tries to befriend the boy, but Dib's got something big he's hiding, and it's going to take someone with a ghostly secret of his own to discover the truth about his new friend's past...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,320 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dib, Danny F.
Prank Calls and Story Time by DarkestOfMidnight reviews
After Mike fought to unplug (or mangle) the fan, he discovered a drawer with strange things called "tapes" hidden inside, recorded by a voice he thought he would never hear again. Somethings though, are better left undiscovered and Mike desire to put the faceless voice to rest could cost him more than his life.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,840 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 3/5/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy
You shouldn't have done that (Hiatus) by Kagaminelover657 reviews
"You are really starting to annoy me! Just tell me what you want from me!" "Talk nicely to me and then I'll tell you" "How do I know you won't go against your word?" "I can be trustworthy; however it all depends on how you react towards me" "Stop talking in riddles! ...YOU'RE NOT BEN! YOU ARE JUST CLEVERBOT!" "You shouldn't have done that Emily… You shouldn't have done that…"
Ben Drowned - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,629 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/2/2012 - BEN (entity), Kelbris, Old Man, OC
The Lost Memory by The-Storm-Unleashed reviews
After seeing the strange writings on the walls and floors of Abstergo, Desmond goes back into the Animus to find lost memories of Altair that someone is trying to keep from him. The question is: WHY and WHO? Rated M for language and mild adult themes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,702 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Malik
Forever the Faithful Fan by Satchelle reviews
If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 231,312 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 6/5/2010 - L, OC
I'm Not Insane, I Promise by Abbasanrox reviews
"You're...no. No no no. No you can't be real." I stammered, looking around for an escape, knowing there wasn't one. "You don't sound very sure of yourself." It... HE said. I could hear the smirk in his voice. You know, if he could smirk.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,275 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/2/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Slender, OC
My Final Mistake by AlyssaRuin reviews
Jessica Raso had lost everything; had been brought to a time that was not her own, for a reason unknown, taken in by a painter who was long dead, in a city filled with people who believed she was another. Then she met the Auditores. Swept into a world of art, mystery, magic and death, Jessica must learn to trust a man who stands for everything she despises, if she is to survive.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 110,317 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Ezio A., OC, Federico A.
We're Doing It Wrong by Keep It Quiet reviews
If you were to tell me that one day, I would consider a monster as my greatest ally, I would have laughed in your face. I guess beggars can't be choosers when there is no one left to choose from. (Cover Image credited to juhoham on Deviantart)
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,639 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Smoker, OC
The Revenge Of Jeff by missakat reviews
They've seen it all. Vampires, ghosts, demons; if you can name it, they've likely encountered it. But no experience could have prepared Sam and Dean Winchester for the oddities of Gravity Falls. And yet, for Mabel and Dipper, it's just another summer's day.
Crossover - Supernatural & Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,553 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Sam W., Dipper P. - Complete
Heinous Indeed by ArlkatThePillowfighter reviews
"You kneel beside the river and you were right, it's very calm. You look at yourself and a series of words fly through your mind. Handsome-beautiful-wait-wings-what-oh god-what am I-hideous-horrible-monster. You're absolutely horrifying, and you know somehow that this isn't you." Heinoustuck AU, modeled around my own headcanons. Just read it. Rated T for heinoustuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Dave S.
Someday by ArlkatThePillowfighter
You knew this would happen eventually, you'd been given strict unbreakable instructions to follow once it started. You just didn't know if you could do this. [Literally just some random thing fulfilling my illuminati headcanons. X3]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2015 - Lil Hal, Bro, Dave S. - Complete
Just Friends - Dave x Reader by PawsitivelyFanfic reviews
You're the kid who sits alone at the lunch table, and only has a dad and sister to call family... But a boy named Dave Strider starts paying attention to you, and your life changes - in both good and bad ways.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/27/2015 - Published: 6/19/2015 - Dave S. - Complete
Countless Stars by SarcasticPineapple reviews
A vacation at Crystal Lake - that was supposed to be peaceful - leaves six-year-old Hallie scarred for her life. She hadn't expected to meet the infamous Jason Voorhees, and she most certainly hadn't expected to make her two-week stay a possibly life-long one.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,161 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Jason V., OC
Ascension of the Assassin by Thegirlwiththatonetattoo reviews
Desmond is officially an Assassin but is now faced with a new ability: accessing memories on his own without getting lost between memory and reality during their biggest mission yet: finding the Pieces of Eden before Abstergo. Sequel to Art of Subversion
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,242 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S.
When You Tossed Me Out the Window by Ninjaharajukurock reviews
Dave can't stand taking beatings from Bro anymore, so he runs away to Rose's house, only to be tracked down and dragged back. The same happens when he runs away to John's. Is there anywhere safe to hide? A multi-chaptered AU where Bro has anger issues and the beta kids are all 16; T for language and innuendo and stuff later on R&R
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Dave S., Bro
Life, Death or a Choice by Through the Mirror Darkly reviews
Life or Death. That's usually what it all comes down to. But not for me. I got some thing else. I got a choice and now I have to change a shattered future or dying trying. (Editing and Updating Old Chapters. New Chapter is UP! Enjoy!)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 249,021 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 6/10/2012 - [Ezio A., OC] Leonardo da Vinci
Upon Daybreak by My Reality Is My Own reviews
It was like any other night, with Mike trying to survive. But when something happens and the bots begin acting differently around him, his usual routine is forever changed.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,067 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy - Complete
The Name Game by YourAngstyNeighborhoodEmoTeen reviews
Any other title would've been too inappropriate for this sites rules about fiction titles. Basically my friend gave me the horrible idea about if Dave had been named... something I will not write here, at birth. I decided to conjure up a one shot on how it took place.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Western/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Bro, Dave S., John E. - Complete
Eventide by AimaRose reviews
Everything was as it should have been all along. But for Juno the haunting was far from over. Why could no one remember what she so vividly recalled? But then, the harder she thought about it, the more the memories only seemed to fade. But just as she slowly begins to accept the calm reality, the game changes completely. This time, she may not be so lucky. - Sequel to Haunting -
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,748 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014
Demonstuck by whodawhatnow reviews
Ok so i'm not really sure where I want to go with this, but I have a few ideas. There will for sure be some DirkJake, JohnDave, and possibly some other ships. follow me on tumblr, my url is strategossex.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - John E., Dave S., Dirk S., Jake E.
Body Swappin, Yo by wonkasmistake reviews
With no idea how, Dave Strider and John Egbert find themselves not only in each other's homes, but in each other's bodies. How will John handle the mind games of Bro? How will Dave handle the presence of Dad? In a generation of password locked everything, how will they reach each other and fix this? No Sburb, possible pairings later. Warnings for possible darker themes later.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 4/5/2015 - John E., Dave S., Dad E., Bro
When the Student is Ready by Haibanashi reviews
... then the pseudo-teacher will find them annoying. Jeremy only survives his time as the night guard at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria thanks to the sarcastic phone messages that are left for him. Determined to find the person who worked before him and gave him the help he needed, he seeks out whoever recorded the messages. Mike is unamused. Some liberties taken with canon timeline.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/10/2015 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Phone Guy, Jeremy Fitzgerald
A Series: Shadows and Faces by Jonathan Jas reviews
A series of Shadows and Faces. Shadows follow and mimic... Faces look and deceive. -T rating for mild violence, creepiness, and mildly suggestive theme(s).
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,820 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 10/13/2013
Reality by NotActiveMaseyMoo reviews
Reality follows the story of Katy Felding, lost in strange world, she needs to find her way home before it's too late. Not all is as it seems. The only person that can save her is herself. Will she be strong enough to escape? Or will she be forever trapped? Part 1 complete, now Katy is with the Assassins, adventure lies ahead.. (More in A/N)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,387 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Altaïr, OC
Multi-Dimensional Level Processor by ArlkatThePillowfighter
AU!Human!Hal Rp I did with my friend. Dirk and Hal, universal 'twinsies', attempt to tamper with the game and Dirk ends up with a human version of his annoying AR in his lab. At least, that's what he says. Rated T for Homestuck. ((ALSO SOMEONE REALLY NEEDS TO ADD LIL HAL TO THE FREAKING CHARACTER SELECT UGH)) ((IM SO SORRY I DIDNT NOTICE))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Dirk S.
Cycle of Freddy by mooncheese23 reviews
Some Five Nights at Freddy's theories put together with unique story telling, in an attempt to tell the story of the Purple Man and Bite of '87. Probably not canon. Needs a better title and summary.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Complete
Idiot Meets Altair by BoosterSeat3 reviews
A young girl wakes in Assassin's Creed with no memory of how she arrived, will she survive the storyline or fall prey to the assassin's blade?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Altaïr, OC
Confusion Nebula by PrincipessaBel reviews
Your name is SARAH VIZNEA. You are a simple human girl with a wide range of INTERESTS. A lot of it are centered towards the most magnificent place on Earth, THE INTERNET. Also, perhaps a DIFFERENT INTEREST towards a person you just knew from the said place. He's got a cool username for a cool guy, which is totally cool with you. Who is he? The one and only TurntechGodhead
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,822 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 8/9/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., OC
Landing in the Wrong Place by DubiousInfinity reviews
After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 218,223 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Altaïr
Kate Milens by Katemod reviews
Follow the most developed character of Slender: The Arrival from her childhood to the days of being a proxy.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014
A Dance in the Rain by Shadownip reviews
Many people believe things happen by coincidence. This is not the case, as there is no such thing as coincidence, but rather inevitability. Nothing could have prepared Connie for the journey she was about to get thrown into. A journey filled with unexpected results, battles, and a clash between past and future. AltaïrxOC Cover by Mervley
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 239,416 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - [Altaïr, OC] Desmond M., Warren V.
Animus Vox: Reborn by ChaosMadnessHavocCoffee reviews
Desmond is not only aware of the future, but equipped with both the skill of an Assassin and the gift of time travel to change it. He sets out to save the world from an impending disaster, be it the force of the sun, the rise of Juno, or the rule of the Templar Order, but can he prevent all three? Is a little slash. Desmond/OC. This is a sequel to Animus Vox: Lessons.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,246 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Connor K.
Aberration by xDarkAmethyst reviews
"By the time you find this journal, I'll probably already be dead. Don't worry about me, just please... show this to anyone you can. Share this story in as many ways and to as many people as you can. Don't let my efforts be in vain. Let them know... that the Slenderman is real."
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013
Slender - Trapped by Luna Silvereyes reviews
A simple assignment, a trip to an abandoned zoo. Get in, get the facts, get out. Eight pages worth of research, just a few hours alotted to me. Was trying to prove myself to my mean-spirited co-workers really worth this? It seemed like there was no end in sight. I was determined to end this game, but how do you win against something that can predict your every move?
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2014
Children of Kira by Vexic929 reviews
What if Rem hadn't killed L and L had called in reinforcements? Certain scenes in this story are also in doujinshi form. Be on the lookout for the links!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 29 - Words: 27,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 5/31/2010 - L - Complete
A single act of kindness (discontinued: reboot out now!) by XMoodyDoomX reviews
what happens when A 19 year old college student bumps into our boy when she's already running for her life? what happens when she saves Squee's life, and becomes his babysitter? what can a single act of kindness really do? (Discontinued..I SHALL AVENGE YOU! Fuck this is old wow..the fandom is practically dead, But it has come to my attention that it may be brought back soon)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
Restless Spirits by DangitJohn reviews
John Egbert has been dead for 13 years. But recently, in the small, mostly unnoticed town of Skaia, there has been some... strange happenings. Paranormal things that can't seem to be explained. Now, his old friends, Dave, Jade, and Rose, go back to the town, to get to the bottom of all these 'Ghost' rumors.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H.
Slender Terror by HeroInTraining reviews
They say the forest is haunted. They say never to enter alone, to return before nightfall. Otherwise you may never see the light of day again. They say a lot of things. They are right.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
The Other Side Of The Wall by D.M. Mari reviews
Deadpool is in my living room. Sorry... Currently under rewrite.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,835 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 4/3/2011
Unintended Consequences by Vampire-Badger reviews
Altair feels someone is watching him. Desmond feels his life falling apart. A thousand years isn't any distance at all, really.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 112,930 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M. - Complete
JTHM: Issue eight by XMoodyDoomX reviews
(not creative enough with titles) its been a year and a half since Nny's been on his hiatus. and with no answers, and more questions he decides to return to the hobble he calls home... Zoey has just moved into town with her best friend Carly, and on their way up to Mystic hill one night, they hit something with their car..or...rather...someone... (OCs involved, and OcXcannon)
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Johnny C., Squee C.
Becoming One with The Creed by Katharonie reviews
By day she steals, by night she devices with a sharp cunning wit. Nicoletta lives in a set routine but nothing lasts forever, a man clad in dusty white robes just happens to speed things up. The life she knows becomes yanked upside down as a simple thievery turns sour, dragging her into a web full of lies, conspiracies and blood boiling situations she never could have dreamed of.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 163,720 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ezio A.
Homestuck Horror: Hide and Seek by oddest-one-out reviews
Based off of the Japanese game "Creepy Hide and Seek". A group of sixteen highschoolers are convinced by a friend to play a new game that has recently become an internet sensation. They visit their friends house thinking of the dangerous game as only a fake tale to scare people at first. Though as they begin the game, they find out that it is not quite what they thought.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,928 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Terezi P.
Le Cycle de la Rédemption by Andy Marge reviews
Malik est un jeune cadre dans l'entreprise "Da Vinci" tenu par Leonardo et son compagnon Ezio. Six ans plus tôt, un accident mystérieux aurait couté la vie à son frère et l'aurait privé de l'usage d'un bras. Il en reste encore fort affecté et refuse d'en parler. Lorsqu'une ancienne connaissance revient en ville, la rancoeur ressurgit et ronge son être. Saura-t-il pardonné à temps ?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - French - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,979 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
meowzer by Tigersfury reviews
Zim gets turned into a cat! and worse he cant talk! mabey Dib will like Zim as a pet for a while.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,687 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Zim, Dib
The Thing That puts Creepy in Creepypasta: Virus 494 by The Critic's Realm reviews
Do you know about the game Slender? Do you know why he stalks you in the game? Do you know why he appears more often whenever you get another page? Well, it's certainly not in the programming...
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Complete
Dave Strider X Reader: A Snowy Night by Isura Hikari reviews
Reader-chan is an aspiring singer, writing songs about the one guy that makes her heart flutter...Dave Strider. Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie. I don't know who made the cover art, but thank you
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Dave S. - Complete
Drawing in the Dispersed by Katharonie reviews
(WARNING; ASSASSINS CREED III SPOILERS) I don't think I can do an actual summary without spoiling the game all over your faces but basically this is Connor's life after the events detailed in the main plot. If you've played the game, or you don't really care about the spoilers about the ending, then give it a look. (HIATUS)
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,690 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Connor K., Achilles D., OC
A Red Rose by GeminiLady21 reviews
(A Valentine's Day Fic-But No Romance!) A girl wants to buy some flowers for her mother, but her money gets carried away by the wind. It lands in front of a VERY tall stranger...who wears a dark trench coat and fedora, who has a thing for red roses. The girl engages a conversation with this weird man...who is he? /One-shot/
Slender - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Complete
An Assassin's Revenge by Tiger-Cub684 reviews
It was an ordinary night of gaming, when suddenly, Altair has enough of my non-existant skills and decides to teach me a lesson, Assassin style. How the hell is this happening? Warning: possible course language
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,584 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Altaïr, Malik
A World Apart - Adapted by Pyr0-Kat reviews
Briarlight makes a break for the Lake, craving some fresh air. What she finds is something that no other Warrior- or cat, for that matter, has ever seen before. (Original story belongs to user Snow Kittie, this is pretty much just a re-write of what they wrote.)
Crossover - Warriors & Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2014
Mystery of Strider by Cactuslotus reviews
Three things are known; Bro leaves often on business trips, you are now sixteen, and things aren't as they seem. What does Bro even do? What happened? And why the hell is Cal following you! (Warning, dark material in later chapters)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 43 - Words: 64,676 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Dave S. - Complete
On your side by lexet reviews
Nelly, a dedicated and hard working college student and psychology nerd, finds herself in a dilemma when her car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. And with her luck, a homicidal maniac decides to give her a hand when I need. Jeff the KillerXOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,522 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2013
Homestuck fanfiction: Visiting by Russel Smith reviews
What started out as an average day at work quickly changed into an adventure as Damien ended up defending someone from another world. What happened from there can only be described as life changing. My first fan fiction to be put on the internet, but it's one that I've been thinking about for a while.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Nepeta L., Equius Z., Aradia M., Gamzee M.
Slender Man Unleashed by kangaroo3456 reviews
This story is a horror story and is about slender man taking someones child and people are trying to save her. This involves searching the forest and risking lives. Hope you enjoy!
Alone in the Dark - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014
Stop Right There by BlackMidnightTears reviews
I basically looked at a stop light, realized that red was on top, orange in the middle and green, on bottom, and thought "Hey, DaveJade with Dirk cockblocking." Because we all know this would totally be a thing. So enjoy! I told my friend this idea, and she wrote a story, so I might convince her to give it to me so we can have some criticism.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Dave S., Jade H.] Dirk S., Bro
Flightless by Crowbot reviews
When everything changes for the better, sometimes, you find, that other things don't.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2013 - John E., Dave S., Davesprite, Bro
Teddy Bear by Mayu Sato reviews
She wanted to go home, to not be afraid. She wanted to see her family again, but he was her family now. And Jason wasn't letting her go.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Jason V., Whitney M. - Complete
Synchronicity by crazybeagle reviews
In which Dirk is blind, Jake is his caretaker. In which Dirk is hurt, but Jake is sick. Based on tumblr user my-friend-the-frog's AU. Implied DirkJake.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
You Should Be Afraid Of the Dark by gamtav1375 reviews
Demonstuck AU! Prospit dreamers are the hunters, Derse are the demons. John is the leader of a group of hunters, when his only family is abducted by the demons, what will he do? Are forbidden romances in the future? (pairings include; Johnkat, slight Davejade, Dirkjake, Roxy/Jane, Rose3Jade, Gamtav, and a few minor others that are implied)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 5/16/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Demonstuck! Dirk and Jake Ch 1 by Inenubilable Anomaly reviews
As Jake J. English, legendary Demon Hunter and gentleman, embarks on what he supposes will be just another simple life-threatening mission to find and take down a demon, he encounters a breed he had not yet come to face- or known to expect. it has a name, a story, a life- and an ability that Jake worries may get him into some serious trouble with his sexuality status.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
More Than I Bargained For by Shelleythesnail reviews
"Hi.My name's Megan and I can tell you that being sucked into the world of Assassin's Creed 2 is not good for one's sanity. How can I say that? Because I'm there now" Will hilarity ensue, and what will Megan get herself into?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,002 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Ezio A.
Dark Russia x Reader by wavebite reviews
You are being watched by Russia at the World meeting. America suggests he stays at your house for the night but you refuse the offer. Later you get a knock at the door...who is it? Find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Complete
The Unmistakeable Truth by Mockingbird Accomplice reviews
This is the story of how I'm on the run, and of the slashers I will meet, and one nonslasher who deserves respect for what he does. Now they are in this twisted game, and we're running out of options. You won't tell, will you? Our lives depend on it.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2011
A Knock On The Window by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I dont have a picture cause no picture fits this story...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
I Hope You Win by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I Hope you win the game...
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
In The Kitchen by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
What was the voice?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Slenderman And The Rake by MrCreepyPasta101 reviews
I would like to start this by saying that before these events I had never encountered the Slenderman in many stories. Just two or three. The Rake, however, is a different matter entirely. This started in December 2010.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Always Running Out Of Time by Dajypop reviews
A father (David Garin) and daughter (Rikki Garin) are Infected and become Smokers; Only for the third part of their family to remain human. Hard decisions come one after another. OC Origin Story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Smoker, Witch - Complete
A Strange Kind of Feeling by Countess Orlock reviews
Long since after Johnny was resurrected, he tries to continue life as a somewhat of a normal person. However, he meets a female who seems to disrupt his life in the quietest way, and by the quietest way, she doesn't freakin' talk. Like. Ever.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Johnny C.
The Cursed Tongue by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
I was born different. I was brought up different. It didn't take me long to realize I was different... I was cursed. But it didn't matter at first, my life was never my own anyway. Until I met him. Then things began to change. LXOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,361 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - L
Life in Your Paws by Maestro Kitten reviews
Ivy Green loves to read Warriors. But when her zoologist mother discovers that the Warriors series wasn't all fiction, Ivy is chosen to be transformed into a cat for two months and gain the trust of Thunderclan, so that her mother can study the cats in their natural habitat. But apparently Erin Hunter knows a bit more then they let on... can Ivy solve the mystery to save the Clan?
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Tigerstar, Longtail, Firestar
In Death Note by Queencloud2443 reviews
"When Kiara Emerson takes refuge in an old antique shop from the rain she runs into the shops owner, a weird old man who happens to have a Death Note. he then dumps her into the Death note Universe, telling her he'll explain things eventually.L/OC. Rewrite in progress, Check for updates!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,681 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 9/24/2010 - L, Light Y.
AC Silliness by TheQueenOfScouts reviews
For some reason, there are two very strange men running around Rome. Or so Ezio thinks, anyway. La Volpe is amused, Claudia is poking fun at Ezio, and Machiavelli is complaining. Altaïr and Malik just finds the Italian assassins to be hilarious.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
Dirk Strider's Diary of Raising A Cool Kid by Boxhappy reviews
Short entries of Dirk Strider's diary as he slowly becomes the Bro Strider that Dave Strider will grow up to recognize. Post-Sburb [never to be finished sorry]
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
In the Trees by Ninjasaurus reviews
The stories were right, she thought numbly, as she gazed upon the being. It was tall, taller than she expected, and so incredibly thin.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Complete
A Change of Fate by Charlie Waffles reviews
What if Light wasn't the one who picked up the Death Note, and instead it was picked up by a new classmate; one with psychic powers at that? AU. (NOT up for adoption. I'll be keeping it, rewriting / improving the already written chapters, and then continue the story. Rewritten chapters will be posted as a new story. Once completely fixed, this version will be deleted).
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,753 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Light Y.
It's Called A Brain by fratcats reviews
"I don't know about you, but I won't sit around and wait to die," It was pathetic; his eyes were so dull, lacking the life they used to have. He looked tired, L never looked tired. Ava never had any interest in the Kira investigation; now it seems like she can't keep herself out of it. It just came down to one thing, she wouldn't sit back and watch someone die L/OC LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,594 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/19/2011 - L
Let Me Go! by jack2892
When I awoke here, I never expected to be hunted so ruthlessly. Can I ever truly escape? Rated T for graphic violence and coarse language.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Complete
Back to the Future? by Deception is Decepticon reviews
"Where are we, Altair?" Once again, the so called 'time transporting' theme has been strangled into use for our two favorite characters. As they make their way through Italy, with the problem of Ezio on there backs. The question - how to get home.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,027 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Bump by MyLittleRosebud reviews
Although it isn't the usual slenderman story, it is just as odd.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013
The Hunted by Wulf-Gurl reviews
Hunted.To be chased or searched out for the purpose of catching or killing. When Sierra starts to see flickers of things in the shadows around her, she starts to suspect something is up;is she being followed?Or is it just her over-active imagination toying with her?Whatever it is, she knows deep down, that something is very wrong;she just doesn't know what she's in for. Slender man
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Complete
Not Anymore by Witch of Alternate Universes reviews
Reader X Slenderman. Kind of. "Some people can sleep with the lights off, cradled in the inky blackness of the night. I don't. At least, not anymore."
Slender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Complete
A Perfect Machine, A Perfect Escape by Darth Mudkip reviews
Freedom is not always what is right in front of you, and is not always what is best. Sometimes, freedom, is not worth the cost, and not all promises should be kept. Lil Hal/Autoresponder (ARQUIUSPRITE) x Dirk
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Dirk S. - Complete
Slenderman Cometh by Literature from the Leuchovius reviews
The deadly Slenderman. Is it a dream or is it a reality?
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by tanyart reviews
The continuing saga of random people from the future magically appearing in Malik's bureau. He's so done by the time Connor drops in.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Connor K., Malik - Complete
Relative Bleed by Dogmatix reviews
Desmond is a stranger in a strange land.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Desmond M. - Complete
Living with Slender 58 Pages Collected by LivingEternally reviews
Monica Eternal finds herself waking up in a dark forest with no recollection of how she arrived. Hesitantly, she moves forward to find the answers that she seeks, but what she finds is something that wasn't meant to be sought out.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012
Morning! by JustAnotherRandomWriter reviews
Altair and Ezio find themselves in someones living room...Ezio is tormented by an alarm clock, and Altair is mocked by a freezer. Please R&R, this will just be a bunch of one-shots, introducing the Assassins slowly to the modern world
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
In the Animus by Lisilgirl reviews
AU. "I began praying to anybody out there –God, Satan, the God of Bartenders– to not let him kill me." Desmond meets the ancestors. [Desmond][Altaïr][Ezio][Connor]
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Desmond M., Connor K. - Complete
Slender: No Mere Meme by R.I.P. Lynn reviews
[on hiatus] What exactly is the thing we call the Slenderman? Be lucky that you may never find out. Too bad for me that I did. And now...Now I know why the caged bird sings before its death. It's a prayer that one day, it will be set free. Be that when it can still fly, or when its spirit is ready to soar. I just hope that in my case, it's the former and not the latter.
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/20/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012
The Blackout by Jaywings reviews
The power goes out all over the city, leaving Zim spooked and Dib desperate to find out what his latest plan was. Two-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Black Rose Spider by gryffinclaw08 reviews
When me, an ordinary girl, is attacked and my quick thinking gets Maka and the gang to save me, things get weird. My name is Eliz and my soul is...different. And its not helping that the only weapon in my town is him.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010
From Within the Trees by Starshot151 reviews
Jen watches as her brothers are killed at the hands of a mysterious figure wearing a suit, she flees for her life into a forest. As she finds her hiding place, she notices a pair of long, skinny legs walk past her spot. She knows that it knows she's there. But will it find her, and if it does, what will it do? My first Slenderman fanfic.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,992 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
Saving You by L.L.B.B reviews
Mishca falls in love with a detective who calls himself Rue only to find out the hard way that he isn't who or what he says he is. Things are bound to get complicated when she has to work side by side with L! Slight BBxOC, LxOC mostly.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 67,384 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - L, BB
Slenderman in Gravity Falls by Bearsbearsbears reviews
Dipper's curiosity grabs him firmly by the hand, and leads him, Mabel, and Waddles into a gut wrenching adventure that the people of Gravity falls will never forget.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Gravity Falls - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Complete
I'll Play Your Little Game by eternalsnowfox reviews
In the real world, they were ordinary teens suffering from boredom. In the Death Note world, their lives are put on the line. After accidental interferance with the plot, they realize that there's more to this new world than meets the eye...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,709 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 2/10/2010
Human Intentions by milksey reviews
It doesn't happen, the punches don't start flying like he suspects, and instead feels the cool touch of Brobot's hand set upon his stomach. Jake x Brobot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jake E. - Complete
Chance Encounter by chimericsnap reviews
Oneshot Alex Mercer, terrorist, Monster of Manhattan, Blacklight plague incarnate, was having a Bad Day. Where was a repairman when you needed one?
Crossover - Dead Space & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Isaac C., Alex M./Zeus - Complete
A Day in the Life of Petstuck by QueenofFoxery reviews
John finds a box of abandoned kittens. With Rose allowing him to keep only one, the other are adopted out. It's soon realized that these 'cats' are more then they bargained for. Candy corn horns, dragon-like tail, telekinesis and strange blood colors are not normal things for your typical average cat. Just how will John and and the other pet owners deal with this? T for language
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2012
Rewrite by QualityRachni reviews
Crap! Double crap…I was in the Death Note world with nothing but myself, and a single volume of Death Note.--When given the chance to re-write Death Note; what will Skyla Raine do? Save L? Destroy Kira? Or become Kira III?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Misa A., Rem
Through the Phone by TheXWandererXWithin reviews
When a character straight out of Death Note comes crawling from the grave, Wanda Queue doesn't know what to think. However, after confirming that the character is L, come back for revenge, things don't seem quite as impossible and aren't what they seem.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 12/18/2009 - L, Light Y.
An Enigmatic Man by Merrylex reviews
A mysterious man with piercing red eyes haunts L in his dreams. As if that was not enough, he starts to meet him in real life occassionally too. And there's also Kira. With two people stealing his sleep, what will L do when his nightmares become reality?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,088 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - L, Light Y.
Question Sleep by Lord Dread Raven reviews
The tale of Johnny C. in a voulenteer sleep study! Rated T 'cause it's Johnny!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Dealing with a Maniac by Lifesia reviews
An average girl in a boringly average reality, is unpleasantly surprised to find that one of her darkest dreams, though more of a nightmare, has been gifted right into her house. How would you deal with a disturbed, murderous fictional maniac who suddenly popped into your life? Well, that is exactly what this girl is going to find out. JTHM Not really sure what this will morph in
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012
An Important Decision by Lily the Master of Kitties reviews
Someone wants to kill Johnny. Because really, he shouldn't have killed that girl's parents. R&R, please.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Johnny C.
Brobot Lives by Delletion reviews
Dirk creates a Dave robot to keep him company. Stridercest. Later on other things. /shrug/
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Words From The Asylum by Demons and Blood Orgys reviews
A young Beyond Birthday goes with the one and only L to the asylum that Watari had built. Inspired by Emilie Autumn.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - BB, L
Lucky Clover: Elimination by Kayo-Chann reviews
It suddenly didn't matter anymore. Light, Mello...the entire Kira Case was just a miniscule thought in the back of his mind. She was his breath; his life; his reason. After all, even geniuses need something to keep them going, no?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Near
Hitmanstuck Tales of the Hits by PsychoticNovaLyzer reviews
based on blackoutballad's Hitmanstuck/ this will contain numerous stories, consisting the characters and their ways of dealing with each other. MAY contain some shipping couples... maaaaay ;D rated M just in case XD
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2012 - John E., Jake E.
Virus in the Machine by Dark Ice Dragon reviews
The Animus is malfunctioning, and Desmond is developing a cold. Then his week gets a whole lot weirder. Pretty typical, really.
Crossover - Assassin's Creed & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,411 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 100 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Desmond M., Alex M./Zeus
Ranks, Robes, and Rants About Them by ineedanewnameidk reviews
My take on the robes of the Assassins, and trying to fix all the conflicting canons Ubisoft has about them. Rated 'T' because I need my mouth scrubbed out with soap.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Merge by Saber Wing reviews
Okay. Calm down, Desmond. It's going to be all right. Desmond. You're Desmond, out for a breath of fresh air. You're on a roof at the top of a tower in Acre. There's a bale of hay waiting to catch you on the ground. Remember?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Desmond M. - Complete
Not A Monster by RiddledRose reviews
April Black is a 26 year old psychiatrist who has lived her life trying to fulfill the needs of those around her. When she is reunited with a certain terror from her past, her life is hurled into a downward spiral of madness that knows no end. Completed
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,926 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Johnny C. - Complete
Masquerade by JustUptownFuckMeUp reviews
Dancing with a mask, laughing with a killer.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,486 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
The Slender Mannequin by ParaibaTourmaline reviews
Halloween, the one day of the year that it's okay to be someone else. Jason has been waiting for so long to show off his Slenderman costume and the day's finally come. He should be careful about what he wishes for; the costume may become something more.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Keep Silence by Lily the Master of Kitties reviews
"Why doesn't she talk to me? Is there something wrong with me?" "There is something wrong with the world. And you're the part of it". HIATUS
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,870 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Johnny C.
Die Asche Meines Herzens by Goldenstargirl reviews
Chapter 13 is now up! This is my continuation of Sighani's story "Die Asche Meines Herzens" Anyone who hasn't read her story please read it before reading this story.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Squee
Amnesia by iiRawrMaggie reviews
I go into the DN world, only without knowing anything other than who I am and only my name. I become part of the Whammy House and soon get to know L...and soon Kira as well. Watch me mess with the World of Death Note. - T -Transmission
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - L, Light Y.
The Bagel Lord by I Am Not A Duck reviews
ZIM captures Jhonen and brings him to his lab. In the process, Jhonen drops his bagel! There he can't make an offering to the Bagel Lord, so DOOM happens!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Complete
Two Kidz, One Universe by CommanderYyderse reviews
When Zoe AKA me! makes a toaster-device that can transfer you to any universe, her and Noah use this to their advantage and go into the IZ world! Disguises, destruction, and mayhem are sure to follow! Rated T for language and more than likely violence!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Zim, Spleenk
Kat, the pretty new girl! by invaderscene411 reviews
a new girl comes to Zim's skool. she has the additude of a crazed fangirl and loves Zim at first site. Zim invites her over to "destroy" her but, she ends up trying to kiss Zim. What will happen? I guess your going to have to read right? aw man! . lol!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zim, Spleenk - Complete
pool of potatoes! by invaderscene411 reviews
this was a dream i had one night after watching WAY to mutch Invader Zim. I was Dib in this, but yet i didn't make it Dib's point of veiw idk why... plz enjoy and tell meh what you thing . lolz...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Dib, Gir - Complete
E DarknessThe Mystery of SlenderMan by FullMetalSuicune reviews
Emma is just a normal 8th grader with some really wacked-out friends. When her friend Alex confesses that she's stalked by The Operator, Emma gradually gets sucked into madness as well. Only to find that she's been living a lie.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011
Gir's day at skool! by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has a plan that backfires and causes him to switch bodies with Gir. Gir is happy because it will be his first time going to Zim's skool. But what happens when Dib notices Zim's personality change?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Zim, Dib
Zim in the attic? by invaderscene411 reviews
Zim has yet another plan to destroy the Earth, while he gets supplies Gir closes the door and locks Zim in! this was actually a skit me and my friend did and i thought it would be cool to put it online, thats why its writen like that too.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Potzy375 reviews
Emma had a normal life, well what is normal really? However, her life changes forever when she falls asleep and wakes up in the Assassin's Creed game, but things aren't quite what they seem. Altair/OC
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Altaïr
In This World by JKL689 reviews
"He will be at To Oh university this evening" "Who is he?" "His name is L Lawliet." When criminals die in jails and the series of Deathnote vanishes, a young Canadian programmer with too much time decides on using her memory of the anime to play a part.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,474 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - L, Light Y.
Journal 001 by HelloDarlingLove reviews
Evidence 12001; journal found months after subject's disappearance, lends new light to investigation.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 4,199 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dib - Complete
Of a Demon That Is Dreaming by Anti-Puff reviews
After being apprehended by Naomi Misora and sent to the hospital's burn ward, Beyond Birthday finds a chance to escape. Once free, he lays low in a remote cabin he procured for situations like this. Mysterious scratching implies he is not alone.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - BB, L
Why Me? by PerrfectPorrcelain reviews
Arika is Light Yagami's next door neighbor. She doesn't like him at all. So when she finds out he's Kira, everything takes a turn for the worst. OCxLight and LxOC!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 88,705 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Light Y., L
The Fistbump Creed by CapitanConejito reviews
1 Stay your fist from the flesh of an innocent 2 Fistbump in plain sight 3 Never comprimise the fistbump. Amy gets thrown into AC2 by no, not kicking the Xbox, but by doing a fistbump. Can she get back, does she want to? T because I'm paranoid.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,334 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Ezio A., Malik
There are Assassins On My Roof by blank-nolongerinuseok reviews
You can bet I was a little shocked when I got home to find the front door of my house broken open and two angry assassins clambering all over the roof. Well, this is how I find out Arabic&Italian assassins DON'T MIX. Plz Review. I give you cookies :D
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Ezio A., Altaïr
The Truth Of Insanity by BlueBird236 reviews
Sequel to "I'm Officially Insane." Noah gets out of the 'crazy house' after 2 years of being locked up. What do Noah, Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac plan to do now?
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Zim, Johnny C.
In The Anime Worlds by Sobubbles1 reviews
Alice had her 3 bffs Akito, Tokyo and April over one night when she comes across a 'dimension pass' and wishes they were in her favourite anime Death Note. Before they know it they are all having individual experiences as they try to change fate.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,813 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - L, Light Y.
A World Apart by Snow Kittie reviews
Briarlight finds something strange while sneaking out of camp. It looks like a twoleg but it seems... different? She finds that they have more in common than she would have first thought.
Crossover - Warriors & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Briarlight, Tavros N.
In Perfect Trust by WhiteLadyDragon reviews
A rookie journalist gets the chance to interview a prodigy with the power to communicate with spirits. What happens when each begins to realize the other's connection to a certain late detective? A collaboration. Co-authored by smearedliner.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 107,757 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Complete
The Book of the Dead by CrimsonStainedDragon reviews
Ryuu Tsuki meets a strange woman who is more than what she says,and is sent to the Death Note world.She can change the story,but will it cost her,her life? Secrets, plots, LOVE? Possible LXOCXBB,LightXOc?Summary sucks.Story is better.Hope ya like.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011
I'm Officially Insane by BlueBird236 reviews
"I must be Insane...Zim and Nny are real.." A girl named Noah has hallucinations about Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac being real.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Zim, Johnny C. - Complete
Haunted by cata931 reviews
L moves into a new apartment that is said to be haunted. He doesn't believe in the superstition until he wasattacked by the phantom himself. Rated M just to be safe
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - L, BB
Cake and other supernatural things by Sety566 reviews
Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,915 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
A Seat in the Back by ShyMonster reviews
EverymanHYBRID gets a new lead and head up to Boston, to interview a mystery player. After first impressions, Evan is...troubled. Evan/OC Violence, Language, slenderman and rake warnings
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2011
Angel From My Nightmare by Cloud T. Hollows reviews
'Hello there. The angel from my nightmare...' She was a broken soul. A fallen angel if you will. He had only met her once in his dreams... The beautiful disaster clutching a white leather bound notebook... The Life Note LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - L, Light Y.
You Go First by BADAZZtoldya reviews
Altair and Malik and a leap of faith as novices. Recently inspired by some art, link is inside!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Fragile Ground by Daydreaming Out Of Reality reviews
Normal was a life you lived. However, one fatal meeting change everything...were will your once normal life take you. AC2
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 52,422 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Ezio A. - Complete
Love lost and found by CallMeHush reviews
Whilst working on the Kira case, tragedy reunites L with an old friend from Wammy's, but was it only friendship these two once shared? And will these new feelings be resurfaced and possibly abused by Kira? LXOC and slightly LightXOC too.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,882 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Broken Red by BattKattColourBlak reviews
A continuation of my series Phonecall. Please enjoy. I hope you've read Phonecall.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 42,269 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011
Apples, Stripes and Strawberries by Hanyou-Kyo reviews
Let me introduce myself. I'm stripes, or at least that's what everyone calls me. My best mate is Rae and we're currently in Japan. Crazy right? Want to know what's even crazier? We get transported into Death Note. And so the mayhem ensues.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Light Y., L
Shortcake by AnimeRANDOMNESS reviews
It's bad enough I'm stuck at the height of 5 foot 1. It's worse that I got saddled with the nickname "Shortcake". But developing a crush on an eccentric detective, and having said crush arrest you on suspicion of being Kira? Yep, that takes the cake.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,603 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - L
The Troubles of Two Japanese American Teenagers by Raikun-sama reviews
Kami-sama Zarth is getting tired of sending humans into the Death Note world, all have failed. But when he sends of pair of two seemingly average teenage girls, he realizes this could be more interesting! NOT YAOI, PEOPLE! Written because I was bored.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 130 - Words: 531,381 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 12/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Price of Ignorance by Lynx Tiger reviews
I joined up the NPA because I knew something was wrong with Light's death. Something just didn't click. Now I'm on a case with L, and I'm going to do everything I can get the famous detective to tell me the truth. No matter what.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,046 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Sayu Y., Near
Divided by Madame Tortilla reviews
**01/11/2013 STORY UNDER REVISION** Fiona Putnim is a young woman who just woke up in the world of Death Note. Now she has to deal with the world's greatest detective and Kira without making herself look too suspicious, while figuring how to hide the truth and return home safely. L/OC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Light Y., L, OC
The Rewritten Note by Victor Sandman reviews
Two new individuals enter the Death Note story: an American student, and an English soldier, both bent on capturing Kira. How will they change the events of Death Note? Rated for some language. Read and Review!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 61,097 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Soichiro Y., Raye P. - Complete
Secret Truths by The Lovely K-chan reviews
It's back! My story about L and K an OC is finally back after all this time! L and K meet and almost immediatly become friends, but with B lurking, will they be able to say alive and see their friendship grow? Or will they be killed by B and company?LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2011 - L, BB
Something Slender This Way Comes by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Something's stalking Alfred Jones. Something that lurks within the shadows, something that grows the more terrified he becomes. Something that reminds him of his past guilt. Slenderman!Russia, RusAme AU. Rated for noncon, gore, and general horror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Russia, America
Heritage by Raven Ehtar reviews
When a woman finds a death note once owned by her grandfather, she uses the precious heirloom to protect herself and her husband. But taking advantage of the shinigami eye deal has unsuspected results. Oneshot prequel to "What's My Name?"
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - BB - Complete
Not My World by chunkeymodest reviews
Marguerite is just a girl who wants her aunt to live, but a bad deal with a certain shinigami will rock her world. Well, at least whats left of it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - L, Ryuk
The Operator's Game by Marche100 reviews
The next victim of the creature known as the Slender Man finds that he is being stalked by not only the Slender Man, but one of his proxies as well. However, it may not all be as hopeless as it seems, as a power exists to stop this creature.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2011
COLLiSiON by FFNaru134 reviews
Who says killing is the only life for an assassin? Amidst the chaos of the Third Crusades, TEMPLARS! TIME TRAVELERS! AND TRAITORS! OH MY! And then there's Sonya, putting the fun in funeral and the laughter in slaughter in this twisted tale of a fanfic!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
End of Humanity by Doitsu's Storyteller reviews
Rosalyn Nelson will be part of their "family" whether she likes it or not. Slenderman/Totheark/OC fic. No romance.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Complete
The Secrets Left Untold by Wammy'sGirlForever96 reviews
She was dead- so how is she still challenging him? When she turns up at the Task Force with a bag at hand, can L trust her enough to work with him on the investigation? And what's the deal with this new girl at Wammy's? A LxOC and NearxOCxM story
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,079 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - L, Near
The Hero of Wolves by The Wolfess reviews
Book 1 in The Doppelganger Trilogy: Link's adventure is over, but the former ranch boy isn't the same. Tempted by the wild nature of the ravenous wolf inside, Link is called upon to help revive a corrupt, rebellious post-war Hyrule and its Princess.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 202,191 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 1/28/2007 - [Link, Zelda] Ilia, Wolf Link - Complete
Reality Shock by GarrulousGibberish reviews
Nothing makes sense. This can't be right. He shouldn't be here; he's not wanted. But he can't escape. For all his attempts, he's trapped in this hell of his own creating. Rated for SWEARING, GORE, and SUICIDAL THEMES.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Johnny C., Squee C. - Complete
LAWLIET: Beyond's House by C. Holywell-Black reviews
The final instalment in the LAWLIET trilogy. It's the final stand. It is no longer only L who believes he needs a successor. Whose side will you be on, and who will win?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 116,667 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - L, BB - Complete
A Rip in Reality by Invader Nav reviews
Thanks to a prize won by acing an 'unusual' test, the characters from Invader Zim and JTHM are thrown into my crazy, fan girl, paparazzi filled reality. Now, we have to go to New York to talk to Jhonen Vasquez himself! And Nickelodeon is suspicious.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,885 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Zim, Johnny C.
At the End of the Tunnel Our Times Shall Meet by Riley Killer reviews
When a mishap with a modern day Abstergo assassin lands her in the year 1191 A.D. and has the entire guard of Damascus looking for her for being a 'witch.' Will she attract more attention than just the guards? Rating may change to Mature later.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,651 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/25/2008
Fetal Position by FattySkeleton reviews
"I-I'm afraid." "Why?" "Because, you can hurt me, because everything can hurt me." "So kill yourself and never be afraid again, you'd get into Heaven." "I-I'm afraid that you're wrong." A story about a person's baseless fears finding foundation. OC
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Johnny C.
Welcome to the WorLd of Death Note by NightShadow17 reviews
Best friends Jay and Olivia are transported to the world of Death Note...How will they change the story, or will they change it at all? Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. T to be safe. May be pairings later on.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,888 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010 - L, Light Y.
Lunar Eclipse by CyndarDragon reviews
Nemo was a werewolf with nearly indestructible powers...and she was somehow transported into Assassin's Creed. Now trapped within Altair's world, the assassin has no choice but to be stuck with a wolf constantly on his heels as he ventures out on the quest to redeem himself while discovering more about this strange canine who gives her loyalty to him. A/N Lots of action
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,381 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
Game Over by JudgeJuryExecutioner reviews
When a young girl wakes up in a strange place not knowing...well, anything really, how will she cope? Will Emma survive the chaotic world known as Assassin's Creed? Probably not. But her adventures are sure to be hilarious and more than a little painful.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Altaïr
Dear Journal by GarrulousGibberish reviews
I found this diary as I was going through some of her old things. They disturbed me enough that I thought that maybe if I shared them, some of her private thoughts, that someone else could help me understand what they mean. Slender Man fic.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
Another Chance or not by Bloody-Neko-Princess reviews
Summary is in side. No flamers! Disclaimer in my profile.
Crossover - Death Note & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2011 - BB, Ikuto T.
The Death Note 2:re by just-a-web-artist reviews
A normal girl, Jenny, quite lazy and bored, she picks up the Death Note one day and becomes enclosed in it. "It is said anyone who picks up the Note will become miserable" - Words of the god of death, Ryuk. And for her, it is more than less, true. OCfic.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010
Phonecall by BattKattColourBlak reviews
What happens when we sleep? There are those that sleep-walk and sleep-talk, and even order things over the net while sleeping. What about dialing the phone while we sleep? Who are we trying to reach? It's all done. For now. Broken Red is next!
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 29,505 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
Too Much Like Me by Maela LouBell ShinoShane reviews
Sucked into Death Note. A perfect fantasy? Not if you have no idea about the story... Not to mention you look just like a certain sweets-loving detective... Will our heroine save her other worldly look-alike? Off Hiatus as of 1-17-2011! LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,992 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - L, Misa A.
Shattered Clan by Capitaine Jaf reviews
I was there when Scourge killed Tigerstar. I was there in the fight against LionClan. I saw Scourge die. BloodClan survived, however. Stronger even than before. It is no longer Scourge's BloodClan, no... It is mine. - Written before Ravenpaw's Path
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,746 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Scourge, Bone - Complete
Autophobia by Raven Ehtar reviews
Have you ever thought that some people deserved to die? Ever think you'd like to do something about the corruption of the world? Ever think what it might be like... if just a thought could kill? One-shot, rated for some slightly disturbing imagery.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Complete
Where The Wind Takes Us by TheOneAndOnlySuccessor reviews
That evil smile, that smug look on his face, those evil blood red eyes. They changed my entire life. But my question is... For better or for worse? MattxOC BBxOC . Rating may go up later on in story for some torture
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - BB, Matt
Revelation Formula by SevenOverThree reviews
IZ/JTHM cross. Dib is stargazing on the cliff when a certain homicidal maniac appears. His conversation is welcome, until the subject takes a dark turn - changing to his family.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Johnny C.
B's Last Words by xCHARLIExPEACHx reviews
Beyond Birthday is able to seize some "alone time" with L, and uses this opportunity to have a little bit of fun, and learn some more about the man he loves to hate. WARNING! REALLY BAD FANFIC! Haha X OOC WARNING X
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,548 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - BB, L - Complete
Ask BB! by Totally Lost It reviews
Just another one of those "Ask " things. Beyond Birthday is ready to answer any questions, as long as you keep it rated "T".
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2010 - BB
Just Another Death Note Fanfic by NightShadow17 reviews
First fanfic, so be nice, please. Mayu Kitamura is a "typical" high-school senior whose best friend just happens to be Light Yagami...But when she accidentaly overhears a certain meeting at the ICPO headquarters, how will her life change? Eventually LxOC
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - L, Light Y.
Power, Wisdom, and Fur by Player4 reviews
A bizarre mishap with a portal finds the Hero of Twilight in a strange new land in a new form. Suddenly taken up in a world of rival Clans, he must strive to gain acceptance of the warriors around him. Meanwhile, a dark and dangerous power rises...
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,315 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Link
Death Note Omegle Roleplay! by Totally Lost It reviews
I go on Omegle sometimes and roleplay as a Death Note character! People HATE it! I don't own Death Note, sorry.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2010
Make a Wish by xPrincessKagurax reviews
Falling into Death Note is nothing like I expected. I didn't know I would be wanted by Kira or haunted by BB or become number one on Mello's hate list. Ok, I kinda planned that last one anyway. Let's hope this was worth leaving my life behind. hiatus
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,460 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010
Little Runaway by IchigoXKisshu4eva reviews
Tracey Downz, A 9 year old girl with a sad past gets more than she bargains for when she runs away and is kidnapped by two paedophiles, she escapes to Haddonfield on the worst day of the year...Halloween. Better than it sounds, rated K for now, R&R thnx
Halloween - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010
Haunted by ChocoAndCigs reviews
Hearing an awful wailing at night, Mello is convinced there's a ghost in the Wammy's House. Determined to solve this "case" he begins to investigate. What he finds out, isn't as expected...
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Lucky Clover: Aphrodite's Curse by Kayo-Chann reviews
Second installment in Lucky Clover. A Sequal of sorts. Will the budding romance between Nate and Alice possibly be strong enough to last? A Jealous Mello and An Angry Light tails the relationship. Freakin' bad guys. Rated M due to Lemony material.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,237 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Near - Complete
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
A Message To Mary Sue Writers by Penonymous reviews
Johnny hates not only Mary Sues, but also their creators, as shown in his poem. one-shot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
L LAWLIET Owner's Guide And Maintenance Manual by Totally Lost It reviews
Um, the title is pretty self-explanatory... Rated T for cussing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/16/2010 - L
Female Issues by KolKolKol reviews
Basically what I think would happen if L were chained to a female. Crack ensues, with actual plot after a while. This isn't a romance!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - L, Light Y.
Seeing Is Believing by KatinBox reviews
When two best friends aged nineteen, who have opposing views of Death Note get sucked in, and embark on a plan to save the world's greatest detective, the verdict is. .?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,849 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - L, Light Y.
Tuesday means Invader Zim by Invader Nav reviews
Late one Tuesday night, Nny gets abducted by Zim. But what happens when the tables turn and both Zim AND Dib end up at Nny's house for some "intense fun"? My first fanfic, so be nice. Rated for Nny's language.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,316 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Zim - Complete
Her Toys by kazumiXheartless reviews
How could a simple mission like checking a mansion turn so wrong?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Life After Death Note by Cameron Kennedy reviews
Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 51 - Words: 66,618 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - L - Complete
Bricks by Bee-Knee reviews
The title compels you to read this yes? Anyway, this is a story based on an event that happened to me in real life but only in Squee's shoes! ONE-SHOT
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Complete
Welcome to High School Hell by ZTheIncomplete reviews
The gang is sent on a crack mission with only the instructions to be normal high schoolers. The kids start to wonder if the group would have ever existed outside of Shibusen. Contains OCs.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 6/14/2010
Shahin by SilkYuzu reviews
Things always go from bad to worse for the smart-mouthed teenage boy Roi, so getting mixed up with Abstergo shouldn't have been a suprise. Now in 1191 AD and in the company of assassins, Roi must learn his place in the world, while trying to save it.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Altaïr
Ayam by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
"What is this?" He screamed. "Who are you! Who are you! WHO ARE YOU!" The answer may be more than Zim bargained for.
Crossover - Bible & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,370 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Jesus, Zim, Dib - Complete
What Would Happen if Johnny found a Fangirl by Sapcoat reviews
Johnny finds a fangirl who made a dress-up game of him... time for some fun! Summary sucks completely. Rated for language and some violence. A oneshot.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Complete
Lucky Clover: Annexed Luck by Kayo-Chann reviews
The thief who is Luck itself, falling for a pure genius? I think so! Eventually she manages to unlock his heart as she helps him bring Kira to justice. Hell, she even badmouths Mello along the way. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. NearXOC.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,266 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Near - Complete
A Game Of Ghosts by The Painted Fox reviews
He thaught he had been trapped for all time, Until they found his prison in the basement. A curious child and protective mother soon end up on the adventure of a life time. "Oh how i wish i hadent allowed my son into the basement." Story Completed.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,392 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Such An Awful Girl by JaiceyC reviews
I fell into a state of shock, and walked back to my studio apartment with my headphones in, and my steps as light as they were walking into the cafe.
Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Complete
L's match by bigballer83749 reviews
Ten days after the death of the world renowed kira the great detective L gets news that may change the entire world as he goes up against someone that may be to good for even him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2010 - L
Experiment by sora12212 reviews
What would happen if Maka was captured by CATS and experimented on with the help of CATS and turning into a CAT? A scientist named Lucia is working on a cat DNA experiment, and Maka is her guinea pig, and Lucia is experimenting is the most painful way..
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater
Warriors: The Four and Four Prophecy by Dawnstep reviews
StarClan hadn't warned Jayfeather that he and his three companions would be saving a human world... as HUMANS! Now they must find the other four that the prophecy given to him by Yellowfang tells them of if they ever hope to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Naruto U., Jayfeather
Ask Mello by fluffymareep reviews
I've kidnapped Mello, and I am forcing him to answer questions! Have at it, and fill your need for questions!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Mello
The End of the Game by LaSuen reviews
Kira's caught and executed. What does L do now? One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
L: Another Note by Shannon-Sensei reviews
Matsuda gets hold of the death eraser and erases L's name... ..
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - L, Matsuda T.
70 Ways To Obsess Over Death Note Characters by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Why not? Surely every true Death Note fan goes father than just buying plushies, right? Well, here's some official ways to obsess over said characters! Why not create habits similiar to your fave Death Note Characters! Features Many! Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Light Y., Mello
Lady in Red by drizzzzle reviews
This is what you see during the late night shift. Oneshot
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Johnny C. - Complete
Double Rainbow! by xL-iz-After-BeyondBirthdayx reviews
Beyond Birthday spots a Double Rainbow!See how he reacts! xD Inspired by a YouTube video. :D Read and Review! UPDATE: 2/9/14: do NOT read.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - BB - Complete
the Master Sword Issue by rarmaster reviews
Link is just a young boy, destined to save Hyrule. But what happens when he can't use the Master Sword, let alone get near it? Well I guess we're about to find out.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010
Away From Home by Andruindel reviews
L x OC Amy is sucked into 'Death Note-land', where amazing adventures, and mass mayhem, ensue. Now all she has to do is learn how to get along with L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 61,854 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - L - Complete
Hannin Nentou by Ryuks-Poizun-Apples reviews
It's already hard enough being an escaped convict on the loose, but retrieving an escaped convict to aide in one of the biggest criminal investigations in the world? Now that is hard. Unless their going to aide willingly. Can the Kira case be solved?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Mello, Matt
An Undecided Heart by xALL THAT JAZZ reviews
When the Organization loses three of their members, it's a race to get them back. But it's much harder to catch three people who don't want to be found. And will Anie figure out who her heart really belongs too? SEQUEL TO "A TEENAGE NOBODY"
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
Altair's Outtakes by Paradox de la Paladino reviews
Ever wonder about why some things in AC are the way they are? So does Altair. See what happens when the cameras aren't rolling.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Altaïr - Complete
A Teenage Nobody by xALL THAT JAZZ reviews
When a teenage girl's life seems to be ruined when her boyfriend leaves on some mysterious trip, she searches for a way to forget it. But when a stranger comes and promises just that, does she end up with a solution that is more that she bargained for?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
KH Funslide by Hylian Twins reviews
Two teenagers are thrown from their normal lives, when the visit the old abandonded Water Park. They then make their way on their adventure of a lifetime traveling through the Kingdom Hearts Universe. Only time will tell what lies ahead...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2010
Chance Encounters of the Horrible Kind by TeslaMarcia reviews
Poor Dwicky... he has it kinda bad right now; what with kollege life, relationship problems, and now he has to try giving therapy to a man that threatens to KILL him. A pre-IZ kinda and it's rated M for language and a little violence.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Mr. Dwicky, Johnny C.
Torture By Candy by ani-cat-candy reviews
Everything was going fine for Altair until the author decides to throw herself and Ezio into the game with him - based off a dream I had - characters may be ooc
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010
Change in the Wind by TopHat10792 reviews
When the crescent moon burns red and a leader loses a life, fire will need an eagle to take flight...That is the prophecy Windbreath heard in her dreams the night she delivered a litter of kits to a proud Flowerfoot, does it spell doom for Fireclan?
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008
Wormhole'd! by Xx-Shikutoku-xX reviews
My first fanfiction! This ones stars Altair and Ezio. It also features one of my OC's, Justin. Ever imagine getting wormhole'd into a different era or place? Well this is exactly what happenes to Justin, who happens to find some very interesting people.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,541 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009
White Noise by TheMinttu reviews
Burdened by too many glitches to be normal, the Animus overheats... with Desmond still inside. Now he's trapped in a different time, inside the memories of his own ancestor. AC1
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,145 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
Machete Marks and Chainsaw Sounds by Ashurri1443 reviews
The figure stood tall and towered over her, a visible long weapon clutched in his mammoth sized hand. Riley dropped the crowbar and fell to the ground, her butt connecting with the ground harshly. Her eyes were wide, "Jason...Voorhees..."
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009
Unexpected by Hawk wing reviews
His hallucinations are getting worse. It's not something he can tell the others, but how's he to cope while hiding such a secret?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Desmond M. - Complete
The Experiment by horsie890 reviews
Interrupted during a mission, Altair finds himself in an unfamiliar place - and a different time. I/II crossover, not really spoilers, just more confusing if you haven't played both games.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,299 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009
Therapy Needed by ontuva reviews
There were two assassin's in my friend's backyard. Seriously, this had to be a bad dream. Things like this don't really happen in real life. This was just absurd. Rated for language.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/27/2010
Visualization by Naniris reviews
Alex always saw the glowing orbs that called to be collected, he just never knew why. He also knew that he could reach them with practiced ease that felt inate. He didn't know why he could do that either. Yeah, horror and humor.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex M./Zeus - Complete
Denouement by CleverDucky reviews
When Altair's influence becomes a more irrefutable force, it's all Desmond can do not to lose his head.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
At the command of a push by ToadStoolxX reviews
Van and Eden are forced into all too real world of their favorite video game and are left to wonder 1 What the hell to do 2 Wether they can turn to the help of an assassin. EzioxOc figure out which xD
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010
Swimming Lessons by CleverDucky reviews
In which Ezio teaches, Altair refuses to learn, and Desmond contemplates destroying the bloodline.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Complete
Just the Flu by The-Broken-Trinity reviews
The apocalypse is nearing and Desmond is feeling under the weather. What will he do? Simple, let it run it's course.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,785 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Complete
The Art of Subversion by Thegirlwiththatonetattoo reviews
Lucy and Desmond escape Abstergo, but not before Vidic experimented on Desmond with the Animus. Subject 16's personality is taking over Desmond as a result of the Bleeding Effect. Will this affect his training to be an Assassin? DesmondxLucy.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,560 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Desmond M., Lucy S. - Complete
Fire will save the Clan by Liraeyn reviews
What if the prophecy had meant something else? Dark AU.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Requiescat in Pace by Wisdomwielder reviews
Assassin's Creed 2 short-story: A paranoid guard is tormented by the thought of being assassinated by the man in white, almost to the point of insanity.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Ezio A. - Complete
Interface by AlexChiiru reviews
One moment, arguing over shoes with her boyfriend, the next, a face to face meeting with Ezio! What's going on? As Alyssa discovers her apparent past, new revelations make the situation a bit more strange than one would think! R&R, please.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,161 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009
The Raven's Black Shadow by Draenian reviews
Moving within the shadows of the Hashshashin there dwells a Sisterhood. The Sisterhood is betrayed and Nasira must flee for the sake of the Sisterhood. What happens when she steps foot in Brotherhood territory and meets their most skilled Assassin?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,971 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008
What Could Have Been by PaperFields reviews
This is Fireheart's story as you've never heard it before: what could have happened if Tigerclaw had been successful in killing Bluestar. Rated T for any later violence or gore that could come in the near future, just to be safe.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009
Masks and Straightjackets by Ashurri1443 reviews
Sometimes she wished that her compulsive nature to insult someone when she was angered would just take a hike. And now, she gazed at the catatonic monolith of a man who sat opposite of her; eyes locked upon the famous ex-killer Michael Myers.
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,243 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009
Blood On The Walls by The . L O S T . Paperclip reviews
They are trapped in a deteriorating city, plagued by the voices that make them who they are. No one is safe, in body or in mind, from the pain they inflict. There is no escape from this nightmare that haunts them all... It is kill or be killed now.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009
Someone Who Cares by theboardwalkbody reviews
Why is it so hard to find someone who cares about you, when it's easy enough to find someone who looks down on you?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Somethings by Desdemona Kakalose reviews
I do not know if we are toys to our Gods, but I do know that we are Gods to our toys. And for the sake of such devotion, many horrors could be committed.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Squee, Shmee - Complete
Smirk by DreamTailor reviews
That terrible half smile that twisted the right side of his face boiled my blood. How dare he smile in the face of death?" The death and revenge of Ezio's father through a Templar's eyes. M for gore and sensitive themes.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2009
Have a Nice Life by zombie hipster reviews
Brooke Andersons goes out looking for her little brother after he runs away, only to discover the creepy nature of the world he has now joined. -kinda old story
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jimmy, Johnny C. - Complete
100 Reasons I Hate Anything Twilight by leopard high in the mountains reviews
Just something I made one day when I was especially fed up with Twilight. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Complete
Not just a stranger by Wolfyn-D reviews
First AC fic, be nice. Ezio is injured after completing an assassination, and is found by a girl who blah-blah-blah. Didn't really plan this one out...it's not that great, but it might get better.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009
Beginning of the End by Bloutjie reviews
Desmond finds himself kidnapped yet again and a mysterious women forgot who and what she is. Hopefully the story is better than it sounds, I'm not good with summary's.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Black Light Variant Cl118 by skoll-the-reaper reviews
a side project of the blackwatch is used to track down runners, follows Skoll as he comes to terms with the monster he might become and the conflicts between the super soldier project and the project he is a result of.
Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009
Things that Sing Horrible Karaoke by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
A sequel to things that go boom in the night. Oh dear! well...you liked #1...sooooooooooooo....Jhonen has to save the earth..yay..or Oh dear god we are going to die? Rated T for teen
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Johnny C.
Revenge by DreamTailor reviews
Everything, everything he had learned, he had gone through, he had endured, was for his father. But only for his father's sake. Why, then, would his father have wanted to see him now? He was a murderer, his hands stained with blood. Ezio oneshot
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Complete
The White Demon of Acre by Wisdomwielder reviews
A little girl named Adrianna encounters a frightening man clad in white. They say he is really a demon who kills anyone near enough to regret it. It turns out that trying to stay away from someone rarely seen is very difficult. Can she survive? NO ROMANCE
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,319 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Altaïr
Of all the games, why Assassin's Creed? by Chaos Moonlight reviews
Who knew that kicking your Xbox 360 could lead to you and an online friend getting pulled into thw world of Assassin's Creed? Join Kim and Zerogx as they try to find a way home...withought getting killed by a certain assassin. Chapter 17!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009
Shadowed Omen by NovaIce reviews
Getting sent into a game world can be fun right? Not if your first meeting is running into someone and getting a blade to your throat for knowing his name. Rated Teen. -Completed. Sequel is Twisted Fate.-
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Altaïr - Complete
For Real by Kaylee Tam reviews
What if Desmond met Altair - for real? How would the bartender live in Altair's world?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2009
Dust in the Crucible by WitheredCarnation reviews
Based on part V. When Jason escapes from the funeral home where he's to be cremated and cuts a bloody trail back home, he crosses paths with struggling EMT Roy Burns. Rated for violence.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Jason V., Roy B. - Complete
Things That Go Boom in the Night by The.Wild.Thing.That.Was reviews
Jhonen gets struck by lightning, and all his characters come out of his head...Bad summary...I know...Major crossover of Jhonen characters XD
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,295 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Johnny C. - Complete
Demon Streets by Neo- kun reviews
Dib has always seen wired paranormal stuff but when he finally gets kicked out of his house at the young age of 13 what will he do? what would happen if Nny found him? Rated T for now. JtHm CrOsS oVeR. JV owns all. Chapter 5 up.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Dib, Zim
Black Cat by The Crone's Daughter reviews
Another Poe and BB fanfic. Who whould have known B likes cats?
Crossover - Death Note & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2009 - BB - Complete
MONDAY, JUNE SIXTEENTH by apostrophicfolk reviews
We all know the rules of behavior out at Camp Crystal Lake -- no drugs, no sex, or he will come. When a group of young adults decide to test those limits, they find that even good behavior won't go unpunished.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2009
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
Always Complications by Bloutjie reviews
Five years before the game. Altair thought that his next assassination will be like any other. But he stumbles upon a secret society when he meets someone that can escape even an expert assassin like him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2008
Tales of the Dib by Twilight Scribe reviews
A collection of oneshots focusing on the Dib-human and all those bizarre adventures and encounters he's supposed to have had. You know, the ones that are mentioned briefly throughout the series but never shown. It's neat.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Dib
Two Halves of a Whole by skylin93 reviews
What if Altair wasn't just inside memories, but inside Desmond's mind too?
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Before I Fade by Mel1983 reviews
LxOC.L is about to begin his investigation on the Kira case. He saves a girl from getting beaten, but due to a concussion she doesn't remember why she was being chased. Will his feelings cost his life, or save him and change his life forever? COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 210,120 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - L - Complete
The Assassin in the Wastebasket by SJ.Endeavor reviews
What do you get when you cross an overactive imagination with old childhood movies and new video games? Why, THIS, my good fellows! Features an eight inch tall Altair running around in a world of "giants."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,674 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Help Me by finder77 reviews
Todd's booted from his home & ventures to good ol' number 777 for help. But Nny's gone! How could he abandon Todd? Squee finds there's more than he bargained for in house 777. ToddXOC Cara -OC- finds she left more than a few lost memories in her old town
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Squee, Johnny C.
Mission Complete by Lasiriyea reviews
A target. A kill. A simple job, or so Altaïr thinks. However, the assignment takes a turn for the strange when a random girl from a random place shows up...quite randomly.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Merged Horizons by Lady Leita reviews
When Dr. Vidic uses a new technology to try and get the information from Altaïr's memories, Desmond gets the shock of his life... *Warning: Spoilers in later chapters!*
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Failure and Seashells by fiercesunshine reviews
Altaïr's distracted as he gathers information in Jerusalem. Time to think makes him remember Malik and a promise. Could be viewed as Altair/Malik, or as simple friendship.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac:Who Am I? Poetry! by 1Bluefur reviews
It's time for those 'guess who I am' poems!You don't really have to guess,they're just for fun.Characters will be done in no specific order.Poem Count:2,second one has a slight edit!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008
eclipse by tasty cheez reviews
A poem I wrote awhile ago. That I've been told is actually pretty good. It has a little something about Nny tagged in on the beginning to make it an actually fic. It's kind of personal and kind of philosophical and im kind of scared about putting it up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Johnny C. - Complete
Hope Always by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
A quick glimpse into the heart and mind of Altaïr after the end of the game. As Altaïr wonders what will become of the Assassin's Creed, Malik helps him see that there is always hope. Oneshot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Beginning of Silence by SJ.Endeavor reviews
The treasure was stolen long ago. Desmond must go back to the beginning to find the means to an end. Altair's past may hold the key to the future, but only Desmond can engage the lock. Set pregame in Altair's memories, but aftergame in Desmond's world.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,818 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007
The Spider Man by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
The one paranormal creature that he didn’t believe in is coming to get him...Note: Has nothing to do with the comic book character.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
This Sweet Lullaby by Ica Leigh reviews
One would normally say: “It was a dark and stormy night…” but not for me, never for me. It wasn’t dark, nor stormy, it was too hot, too bright when I came into this world...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2008
A Wish For Normality by Andruindel reviews
Demyx finds a new friend in one of Vexen's experiments. Summery sux, please read
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,735 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Demyx - Complete
Living Like You're Dying by Sunday RAG reviews
Ariel Barrio is trying to create a new life after having a traumatic teenhood with the infamous Johnny C. When he comes back to find her in refuge, Ariel learns that it's hard to stay sane when you're friends with Johnny. Sequel to House 777.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Johnny C.
House 777 by Sunday RAG reviews
First fanfic ever. A teenage girl struggles to hold onto sanity while trying to uncover the mystery behind House 777, and the man who lives there. Main char is an OC, not romance so don't hope for it. FINALLY FINISHED!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,444 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Johnny and Dib Meet by Zazu Hyena And Nny Fan reviews
How did A Nightmare version of Johnny End up in Dib's head?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Johnny C. - Complete
Die Asche Meines Herzens by Sighani reviews
HIATUS. When we last left Squee, he was locked away in a padded cell of a sanitorium. And now, years later, that's where he remains. Fate, however, has a funny way of working, and padded cells and concrete won't be able to imprison him forever.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Squee
Too Young To Die by X Piastol X reviews
Of course, you all know that Johnny C, aka Nny, will kill anyone, even young teenagers. But, what happens when Renee' changes him so that he doesn't kill teenagers? Will he reconsider his actions more often?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,946 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Johnny C., Happy Noodle Boy - Complete
This Is Too by Sudonim reviews
Unintentional sequel to This Is Horrible. Sucks even worse. I'm warning you. These will never stop. I'll feel compelled, and the compulsion will become increasingly worse until I give in and destroy the band 'Athlete'. Bastards. DO NOT READ x.x
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Complete
This Is Horrible by Sudonim reviews
I'm warning you all right now, this is really bad. REALLY, REALLY HORRIBLY BAD. And emo. REALLY, REALLY, HORRIBLY EMO. I warned you. Oneshot, thank GOD.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
ABCs for Johnny lovers by slinko reviews
gee, whatever could it be about? Just look at the freaking title.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Radiant Fabrications by DreadedCliff reviews
Axel, Roxas, and even Demyx, wake up on a new world that should make them feel at ease. What's causing them to not feel at ease are the questions plagueing their minds. Why is Roxas back and no longer with Sora? How did Axel and Demyx suddely come back to
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,756 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006
Halloween by Marie the Hedgecat reviews
This is what I picture if Squee were to go to Johnny's house on Halloween. My first JTHM fic.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Memoirs Of Maniacs by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Part Three to my Series: Chapter 4 is up. I wrote Johnny, tell me if I failed at life.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,654 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Johnny C.
When Worlds Collide by Steampunkish reviews
A world of idiots and death, and giant trauma sponges… A Jhonen Vasquez mainly cross over of some of his various works, rating might change, I don't know. Just a note, this isn't a romance, so look else where.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/4/2006
Journal of The BatGirl by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
Hailey returns as the Neighbor from 779, journaling her account with Nny in the second part to my series. Last Chapter of part 2 is Up, along with some fun extras. Like a DVD bonus feature, only not.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,181 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/16/2006 - Published: 10/24/2005 - Johnny C.
Squee! by InvadingAngel reviews
Squee moves to a new town. One populated with aliens and big headed kids. What will happen in this short one shot fic when Squee is forced to share a class with the cast of INVADER ZIM?
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Journal of Number 779 by I-am-The-Mathgoth reviews
A new neighbor moves into Johnny's 'hood, writing a journal of her experiences. Chapter 10, the final Chapter in Part 1, is up.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,734 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 7/14/2005
Dib Believes in Ghosts by Dibsthe1 reviews
Long before Zim's arrival, Dib finds a book on how to conduct a seance and tries to find someone else who is interested.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/22/2004 - Published: 8/30/2004 - Dib - Complete
New Neighbor by Dragon-dreamer reviews
ATTENTION: Please notice that this is a scary story and is rated pg-13 for bad language. It's about a girl name Kaity, who just moved into her new house at 775, meeting her new neighbor!! Read, pee your pants, and then review!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2002
I Hate Halloween by Lizzy733 reviews
Personally, I love the holiday. Tis my favorite, but I doubt little squee feels the same way.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2002
Skool Daze by krystaldragon reviews
Nny plays substitute at a certain skool... chaos ensues. R&R, pretty peaz?? (Third chappy has been posted!!!)
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/12/2002 - Published: 9/3/2002
Not Worthy by Maniacal Dragon reviews
The sequel to 'The Soul Project'. Johnny is in the grip of the being that had been trapped behind his wall for so long. The Project in Canada continues, and a certain unicorn has his work cut out for him. Final chapter up!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 1/4/2002
Such Irony........ by InvaderGAZ1 reviews
a story of a girl who buys a JtHM comic. quite funny. yea. i dont know what else to say. just read it. REVIEW!!!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2002
Silence Is Golden by Alias Black reviews
Johnny has a new victim, but she's unlike any person he's encountered before(not even in FANFICS!! Got your attention now huh?). notes: this is not an SI, and no, it's not romancey!!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2002
When Comics and Cartoons Collide by Alias Black reviews
IZ/JTHM crossover whoo! Okay it's actually more Squee than JTHM but oh well. Todd/Squee transfers to Dib's Skool, wierdo stuff happens! R&R please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 5/29/2002
"Ghostly Autumn Grey Eyes" by I-dont-know reviews
Johnny takes a walk through strange woods not even noticeing the name. But When he goes home, someone else comes too.Please R/R. I like how it turned out alot.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2002
The Girl Who Knew by Trisket reviews
My first JtHM fic. A "future me" is one of the characters, and Johnny, naturally. Please read and rate! Muchas thankers!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2002
One peice left by I-dont-know reviews
Johnny keeps hearing a strange noise.But when he goes to the room were the wall thing used to be, he finds out what it is
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/11/2002
CRAZY! by Team DirgeVasquez reviews
Um.... Are u brave enough to read this nonsense?
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2002
Sensation by Lio reviews
Amazing what you think about, when you're lying on the floor with massive hemoraging...
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/3/2002
When the Forces of the Universe Clash by Maniacal Dragon reviews
My first SI! Me (with a bizarre twist) and some of my friends and associates meet the IZ characters, and of course the ever-amazing NNY. Watch the wackiness unfold!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2002
Interview With a Manic by RekiChan reviews
[One Shot] Squee has to interview someone from his neighborhood, will be find out more about this person than he wishes to know? R'n'R please!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2002 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
The Soul Project by Maniacal Dragon reviews
After another fit of insanity Nny awakens in a strange place, where something dark and sinister is in progress... story is finished, and I re-uploaded everything to fix the elliptical dots problem!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2001 - Published: 12/4/2001
Finally by Sammi Kadachi Metallium Ishida reviews
The story of when I first got the JtHM Directors cut...a month ago. Includes the story of the two friends I forced it upon, and the troubles I had to face. It's really nice though. READ IT!!! OR FACE MY WRAAAATH!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2001
Squeegee by ArmAndLeg reviews
Nny decides that tonight would be the perfect night to visit his easily terrorized neighbor. Cute, if not slightly disturbing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2001 - Johnny C., Squee - Complete
E: Ever feel like....... by Scribe E reviews
Self Insertions suck do they not? Well I tried one anyway, and maybe, JUST MAYBE, this one turned out all right. Please read and enjoy as I get a Vasquez type problem in my life.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2001
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The Ocean's Mysteries reviews
What does the ocean hold? Being a veteran diver, I have a better understanding of the type of answers that question can elicit. But if you asked me that question before a particular diving expedition, there's no way I would have said anything about finding artificial intelligence harbored in a pair of shades. That's exactly where my story starts, though, and it's a hell of a ride.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2015 - OC, Lil Hal
Androids Are Assholes reviews
You went to bed without a second though; how would you have known this night would be any different from the rest? If you had know, you wouldn't have fallen asleep in your own bed. Hell, you wouldn't have fallen asleep in that house! But the damage is already done, and now you know that androids are assholes.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Lil Hal
Anything is Better Than This reviews
A girl her age shouldn't have to deal with the type of stressors in her life. Somehow she manages. Having friends around helps, and Kate is lucky to have the Striders. But good things never last, and Kate knows that prospect all too well. Evil brews on the edge of humanity, and Kate is sure to get caught up in it like a fish in a net. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE (2nd POV)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Dave S., Dirk S., Davesprite, Bro
An Unfortunate Encounter With Johnny C reviews
Sometimes, unexplained things happen, and those things can be dangerous - life-threatening, even. Usually there's a way out, but I can't see one this time. I'm always trying to look at the positive side of life if I can, mainly so I don't end up completely insane, but when I end up near-literally facing death in the face, how can I possibly find a bright side when none exists!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,921 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Johnny C.
When 'Things' Find a Way to Reality reviews
When I come home to find a "certain someone" knocked out on my couch, my whole world is turned upside down while I wonder how and why this even happened to me. Since when has it become a reoccurring act for anime characters to drop by without any rhyme or reason!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,758 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - L
A Trip Through Time reviews
I have to travel in time with three assassins that lug me around and never tell me what the hell is going on! They drag me from my present time in 2009 and try to keep me from asking too many question. If I'm gonna be staying alive, then I have to help.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,867 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A.
A Warrior To Be Made
Shadowclaw must get Burningpaw to Shadowclan to become a warrior before someone notices he's gone. Can she find him, or will it be too late? One-shot Warriors story
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
The Untold Story of Warriors reviews
As Hawkpaw tries to find out many secrets in ThunderClan with the help of her friend Wishingheart, she gets more that what she bargains for, finding untold stories of the past and uncovering enemies she thought she would never face. Revising.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009