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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, go do... something really stupid. Like writing an overused vamp-fic plot. Thats productive, go do that.


OiiiIii!!! To all flamers, get bent!!! This is purely for lulz and the majority is taken from Uncyclopedia! Sasuke lovers should not come here unless they have a good sense of humor, and the same goes for Sakura lovers and anyone in the article who gets the short end of the stick. Now...

Uncyclopedia: The funniest thing since the banana dance


Naruto: The ultimate character of all time, he is the son of the Fourth Hokage, the brother of Asakura Yoh, Kurosaki Ichigo, Son Goku, The old man down the Street, and the Kool-aid man. He's a total babe magnet, and on several occasions has proven to be increasingly powerful over those other types (Sasuke). Kishimoto, the creator of the series fucking loves this guy, which is why he made him a genius at the age of zero, and had everyone in the village love him and shower him with praise while getting a harem of beautiful women since he was three years old and gave him the most useful powerups in the entire series that make everyone wonder, "What about Sasuke?"

He is modest and love able, with a fluffy tail and fox like ears that make his girls squeal in joy. His current women (subject to change mind you) are Hinata Hyuuga, Tenten, Temari, Haku (Sexy Spirit), his own fox Demon, Chloe Sullivan, Mary-Jane Watson, Anko Mitarashi, Tayuya, Tsuchi Kin, and Supergirl. He has no qualms about lost teammates that left the village for pedophiles and knows when someone doesn't like him, even though that is not very likely, as we can all see that from the loving looks the villagers give him.

Sasuke "The Boy in the Closet" Uchiha

Naruto's first team-mate. Sasuke was originally named Sasugay but due to copyright issues of the real fans of Naruto, caused his family to replace his named with a much more iless insult prone title like the one he has now. He wants to have revenge against his brother Itachi for killing his whole family except for him, even though he's jealous of Itachi being the awesome character he will never, ever, ever, ever be - making Sasuke a true role model for 12-year-old children like him everywhere. Seeing everyone he loved murdered before his eyes has also caused him to act all dark and angsty. He possesses a magic eyeball that can steal any move and impress the ladies, even though he has no interest in them. In addition to all of this, he swallowed the series' main villain, Orochimaru whole. HIS DARKNESS IS TOO STRONG!

Sakura Haruno

entirely useless, Sakura has no skills will Suck For ever in Naruto.

In the early part of the series, she created a world record of 13.2 Sausage-Kun per Minute (SKpM), which made her believe that she was stronger than Naruto. This belief was broken when Naruto created his own record of 31.2 Sausage per Minute (SpM). Though she did beat him with her great vocabulary

Her main point in the entire series is to well and rant about everything the others characters do, even if they are doing it right, and thats why she is useless. It doesn't matter if any of them save the world, she will keep bitching and say it's wrong. For this, and her annoying ass voice, everyone has irrational hatred for her .Seriously, when does she die?

Kakashi Hatake

The leader of Team 7, who spends most of his time protecting his students and keeping them unified. However, he was not a good enough leader to keep a 12-year-old Sasuke from defecting to one of the major villains' side. It also might have been because of that one technique he often used... and he already told you, he's NOT David Bowie!


Sasuke's replacement. Unlike angsty teenagers who merely whine about how they have no social skills, Sai really does not, in fact, have any social skills, as instead of actual experience his Umbridgian superiors forced him to get acquainted with the subject through a series of educational videos (this is not said outright, but heavily implied). Sai's main weapon is the deadly art of insultery, as seen in the following example.

Sai: You're weak. Do you even have a penis?
Guybrush: Why? Did you want to borrow one? (Guybrush wins).

Jiraiya: A perverted old hermit. His story involvement is "small" at first but gets "larger" as the "plot" progresses. His story eventually reaches its "climax" when he enters the Akatsuki "hideout".

Orochimaru: Black-haired, pale, and noseless, Orochimaru is a major antagonist. He was the source of many of the events of the series until he died unexpectedly on June 25th, 2009. Many servants of Orochimaru flocked to his hideout to pay their respects. And then they turned into snake food.

Tsunade: The 5th Hokage, whose most distinctive feature is her large, round, eyes. Before she became Hokage, she was known as "The Legendary Sucker". She had a maid named Shizune, however she was killed by some guy named Pain. Tsunade was in a coma after seeing Naruto strip in front of her, however she woke up and now wants to fuck his life forever. You read that right, don't bother trying to read again, you'll only laugh.

Itachi Uchiha: Sasuke's older brother, who killed the entire Uchiha family (except for Sasuke). Actually, the whole family was plotting to boycott him by taking away his allowance. One of the Akatsuki's most prominant members and the one with the potential to overtake Deidara in both popularity and fan-girls. Once was a bad-ass bad guy, but after later being revealed to have been protecting Sasuke all along, he became a not-so-bad-ass tragic hero, but a mighty popular one never the less. Oxymorons look kickass because they know how to multitask.

Kisame Hoshigaki :A half man, half shark ninja whom is a member of Akatsuki. He is the son of well known shark Jaws. He fights with a giant popsicle stick and has a tendency to ask his opponents before hand if they heard of him. If they respond yes, regardless of their gender he will want to get "acquainted" with them later. Should they respond no, he cuts them to ribbons. And then he sells them to the Girl Scouts to tie knots with.

Deidara: The flamboyant and arrogant terrorist of Akatsuki and bastard brother of Ino. He has more than one mouth (two on his hand, one on his face, one on his chest, and one elsewhere). He had a tendency to blow shit up to compensate for the fact that he had a ridiculously low amount of self-esteem. He met his end when he ever so childishly blew himself up when Fagsuke didn't appreciate his artwork.

Hidan: Probably the only white character in the show whom acts blacker than The Raikage, his brother, and most of the Hidden Cloud Village's population. He is the Akatsuki's resident foul-mouthed, overly-religious, gangster/vampire/religious zealot. It is heavily implied that he took anarchy and laughing classes from the Joker himself and it is evidently shown whenever he enters his psycho-clown mode. His only real accomplishment on the show was killing Konoha's resident gangster jonin, Asuma. Although he is said to be immortal, he was blown to bits and then buried alive by Shikamaru. To this day, Hidan resides in that said pit where he makes his living eating worms, humming old rap tunes, and shouting praise to his god, Jashin. Unfortunately, Jashin is deaf.

Kakuzu: Akatsuki's money obsessed, arrogant, and self-absorbed member with no real love for anything, but money; as evident of his Jewish heritage. He is Hidan's far more intelligent partner and seems to be the only logical person of the two. Because he is very paranoid of people stealing his vast amounts of money, he had them stiched into his back under the protection of four animal masks. He is a master sticher and his greatest work is himself.

Sasori: Akatsuki's angsty member and Pinnochio's older brother. He was Deidara's first partner and a self proclaimed artist with a knack for puppets and necrophilia. He has the unfortunate stigma of being the only villain in the show to be downed by Sakura (ouch!). Sasori, epic FAIL!!!

Zetsu: Akatsuki's international member of mystery and the "plant guy" of the organization. Once worked in the Mushroom Kingdom under Boswer, he quit after his many defeats at the hands of Mario and went on to work for Akatsuki. He is a well known cannibal and was said to have been trained by Hannibal Lecter himself. He suffers from Two-Face complex having a good side (white) and a bad side (black).

Konan: The only woman hired by Akatsuki in an attempt to show the outside world that they are indeed NOT a homosexual villian group. Her abilities are fashioned around origami; making her the Sakura of Akatsuki.

Pain/Nagato: Self-proclaimed god, and the leader of Akatsuki, an evil organization who wants to capture all of the giant animals in the world. Possesses another overly powerful occular power that allows him to use the force and to practially tear apart whatever comes his way. Don't let his six scary looking bodies and his overly zealous attitude fool you; in truth he's actually a skinny, push-over, ginger boy who just wants peace; at the cost of all those around him. Awww...

Tobi: The founder of Akatsuki and the resident "good boy" of the group. When not showing his dark, and aroggant true personality as Madara Uchiha, he acts as a goofy, sexually confused, and functionally retarded pumpkin masked idiot called Tobi. Is very fond of Deidara and it's because of him that Youtube is now plauged with thousands of Yaoi videos staring him and Deidara.

The Jackson Five: Sold to Orochimaru by their money-grubbing parents, they were renamed the "Sound Five" because in the Shinobi World, "Jackson" is an offensive word. Orochimaru soon got tired of their performances, and sent them off to get killed by Leaf Genin for kicks. Michael was the only survivor, and was so traumatized by the slaughter of his family that he turned white and became an insomniac, needing to have a small boy with him to protect him while he slept.

That Person: Yet another claimant to the That Person throne. A mysterious Person about which nothing is known, except that he/she/it caused "That Incident" by using "That Technique". Many people, including most of Akatsuki, have claimed to be That Person, but none of them have ever been able to prove it.

Kiba Inuzaka & Akamaru: His fighting style is closely related to the "Dog Chasing It's Tail" martial art. This style of martial art requires the use of a dog, in this case Akamaru, to distract the enemy by being so cute, where upon Kiba would consequently piss on them, thus humiliating the enemy to the point of killing themselves to regain their honor. He is defeated when Naruto uses "Ninja Rip-Ass no Jutsu" on his face.

Hinata Hyuuga: Hinata is to awesome to make fun of. She wants to have birthday parties with Naruto. Move along now... I said MOVE ALONG! *Pulls out kunai*

Shino Aburame: Also known as the Bug Guy or Bug Man. He wears his large coat to illegally sell DVDs to people, although most the DVDs are about bugs ironically. Shino keeps bugs in his body, to make him all wiggly and jiggly.

Asuma Sarutobi: Third strongest right behind Naruto and Iruka, he is the man that died heroically with honor, unlike that guy we saw get swallowed by the duckbutt. He is the most normal looking jounin (as opposed to Kakashi and Guy whom are both freaks) and his cool cigarettes. He also has these super, special, awesome brass knuckles with a blade at the end which he can add a wind element too. His girlfriend, Kurenai, is a sweet piece of ass. Sadly, he was killed by a rival gang member, Hidan.

Kurenai Yuhi: Kurenai is one of the hottest ninjas in Naruto. She's talented in genjutsu (a ninjutsu that involved illusions). She was dating her pimp Asuma Sarutobi and soon after got pregnant with his child. Sadly, she fell into a deep depression following his death at Akatsuki's resident gangster, Hidan.

Shikamaru Nara: The genius with an IQ of over 200. He is badass. The "smart" Chuck Norris

Ino Yamanaka: A blonde who is superior to Sakura in every way possible. She made friends with Sakura in the past, but Sakura then broke up the friendship to try and pursue Sasuke. Ino soon realises that she herself is a clone of Sakura, even cutting her hair to match her. Posers. Sasuke, just send them to hell!

Choji Akimichi: A fat guy. He has a bottomless stomach and eats endless amounts of crisps. Choji dislikes being called fat and literally crushes anyone who insults him. When fighting one of the Gay Four, Choji transforms into a butterfly and kills the enemy with pollen and everybody loves him cause he's "cool" like that. Also, he recently became the pimp of Ino, and is now residing in the nearest house getting a job done.

Rock Lee: Rock Lee is a clone of his teacher, Might Gai. Also known as Brushy Brow, Rock Lee is an awesome fighter. He destroyed his body during an incredible and well choreographed fight with Gaara, and spent half of the series doing nothing.

Neji Hyuuga: Neji is the cool cousin of Hinata. He has cool moves such as 'Gentle Fist' which is a move with involves no fists whatsoever but rather two fingers. Neji at first seemed to hate Hinata because she wasn't cool, but he later learnt to respect her and considered her to be cool too.

In reality, he is the snooty and slightly less gay version of Sasuke who remained loyal to the village (Craphole) and refuses to announce his feelings with the imaginary girl of his team that still remains to be more popular than he, or Sasuke could ever imagine until Naruto whupped his arse for hurting his main squeeze, Hinata. Now he remains awesome and will find out how to claim Tenten as his.

Tenten: Yet another mystery character that appears to be a figment of ones imagination. She wields a sword made of mud and armor out of heello kitty corpses and secretly plans to use the blood of Hinata Hyuuga to become real and then speak to Naruto afterward.

Anko Mitarashi: The single hottest woman in the series next to Hinata in a bikini and Tsunade in a... well nothing, she is rarely seen as she makes frequent visits to Naruto's apartment for... stuff.

Gaara: Gaara is a ninja from the Sand Village. He is nicknamed Gaara of the Desert. He uses sand to attack. He usually spends his time walking round beaches stomping on children’s sand castles, to show people he’s hardcore. He is possibly one of the only characters in Naruto to not yell the names of his attacks before executing them, possibly not wanting to draw attention to his conspicuous hand gesture. Also, he really likes to kill people, making him even worse than that guy who likes to melt stuff.

Kankorou: After living for over ten years with his psychopathic kill-crazy brother, Gaara, Kankorou’s psyche has been driven to breaking point, causing him to develop strong romantic feelings for wooden puppets, which he keeps on his person at all times. His habit of constantly talking to them has eventually driven him to marry and divorce each one of them in turn. He says he hates children, though ironically his most powerful attack is a somewhat less child-friendly version of pop-up-pirate.

Temari: One of the hottest women in the series by Anko, and Hinata, she is Naruto's main third squeeze and loves to play with her fan she used in the chuunin exams when she can't play with his humongous one. Temari although she is famed for being able to censor out any shots under her skirt with Anti-Perv no Jutsu. She seems to be even more of a violent gal than Sakura, though this may be attributed to having an enraged killing machine for a brother. She fights using a giant iron fan and is the currently ranking #1 Arm Wrestler.

Baki: The only sane Sand Shinobi in Sunagakure, Baki fights by using the power of wind.

Killer Bee: Naruto's adopted brother, he is currently teaching him in the ways of rap, hip-hop, and everything else that does not utilize correct grammar. Originally a giant squid or something, he got covered in chocolate and srunk down before being captured by a wanna-be japanese person who tried to make sushi, lost four of hhis appendages, and became apart of the Village Hidden in the Clouds.

Kabuto: Orochimaru's queer sidekick. He has his own Naruto trading card game and he wishes to become either James Bond or Orochimaru, he then becomes the latter. He has grey hair despite his young age.

Dosu: His most powerful technique is the legendary head-tilt. He was sent by Orochimaru to kick Sasuke's ass for being too emo to join the Sound Village, unfortunately, he was owned by Gaara for no particular reason. Similarly to Shino, Temari and Tenten (?), little is know about him or his background.

Zabuza: One of the very few true ninjas in the series, Zabuza was the first major villian of the series and had a compelling background. Although it was once believed that his sword could not be broken, this has since been proven false. He still remains awesome, and in actuallity he's banging that hot chick you saw on the way to the store right now.

Haku: A girl that served as Zabuza's servant after being picked up from the streets. She too was one of the few real nijas in the series, but she was fortunate enough to have died with her dignity intact. When nobody is around, she fondles Naruto's fan like Temari does. She is also the most wanted woman in terms of beauty, and if Tenten is not able to catch Hinata, she will come after her next.

Iruka: The second strongest character ever, Iruka is Naruto's bodyguard, and the one assigned to get all of his ramen loving fetishes. He gest all of the MILFS including, but not limited to Kurenai and Tsunade, and Tsunami. Also, he is Zabuza's long lost brother.

The Third Hokage: An old man who used to be in charge of Konoha, and the teacher of Orochimaru, Jiraiya and Tsunade. He grows senile with every episode that passes until he doesn't even know his own gender. He fights Orochimaru but dies in the Monkey King's arms, but not before having paralyzed Orochimaru's arms. He was totallly icapable of ruining Naruto's life and giving that "arrogant Uzumaki what he deserved" while everyone looked down on poor Sasuke. He was also one of the very few to side with Orochimaru on who should get the brand new and never before seen ultra super Superman like power-ups for Sasuke. Essentially, he is a lying Sasuke-fanman.

Danzo: A grumpy, old, and corrupt geezer whom always dreamed of becoming hokage. Having since become Hokage in the most ridiculous debate ever held, Danzo has made what is considered to be the most logical choice ever made: To have Sasuke killed. However, the series fans don't feel that this is a good idea...but he died of a heart attack anyway, so who gives a fuck: TSUNADE'S BACK WHOO HOO!!!!^_^

Suigetsu: One of the members that makes up Sasuke's group, Team Emo. A former toy for Orochimaru to play with, Suigetsu is the character who has abnormal white hair and serrated teeth, courtesy of Jaws. He can turn himself into orange juice and steals Zabuza's big ass sword to fight with.

Jughead: A tall, animal-loving guy who can turn into a scary freak.

Karin: A spectacled girl with weird red hair. She is obsessed with Sasuke and plans to rape him at some point in the future she is expected to be what Sakura would if she never fell into a vat of annoyance and dyed her hair strawberry pink and wore nerdy glasses that still somehow made her look hot. She claims she can see Sasuke's 'chakra', but it is really the shrunken sausage he carries in his pants for good luck that she is extremely excited in tasting. *Shudder*



~ A true Fan on Naruto

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I'm... not sure if this is qokay to copy but... This was just too darn funny!


Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.

Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.

After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 1 billion words.

When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

When Ranma Saotome killed the Phoenix God King Saffron, Chuck Norris, being a half a world away, looked up in pride, smiled and said “that’s my boy!”

Chuck Norris has a Chance in Hell.

Originally the Joker was Chuck’s arch-foe, but one roundhouse kick later, his skin turned white, his hair green and he headed for Gotham.

You really want to know how Joker got those scars? Chuck roundhouse kicked him in the face.

The reason why Outworld hadn’t went for their tenth win against Earth realm is because Raiden threatened to get Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can defeat Darkside’s optic blasts with a roundhouse kick. (There os a pic of this on )

Chuck got Sparda, Dante’s father, out of hell.

Master Chief is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was sent ten thousand years to the past, met and married a goddess who in turn gave him a daughter. We know the child as: Sailor Moon.

Chuck doesn’t wash his dishes, they get clean out of fear.

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If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, NaruHinaFanboy, Arsao Tome, One Time Dancer

Because several of us suffer from the great deities now known as 'plot bunnies', we can't help but write. I am no exception. This is a sneek peek of my story, Reality Check. It takes place during the chuunin exams. Two red heads make their appearance.

You have been warned.

Intro Dialog: "Kukukuku... So what they say is true... The heirsssss of the Uzumaki Clan does live. Interesting... very interesting..."

His luck hadn't been good today. That was all he could think of to put it in words. It hadn't. Plain and simple. If he were to make it more complicated and robust, he would say it was 'troublesome' like Shikamaru always did. But to say it sucked sound much more... meaningful.

He looked around for any sign of his teammates, but there wasn't any. Just trees and forests and more trees. He could hear screams and frantic yells hundreds of feet away like a yell at the end of a hall, and every single vibration in the ground as if it were him stomping it. He had no idea what to do or where to go. They were trapped. They all were. In this hell, this stupid forest where they were supposed to just sit and die! And for what?! Because of the Sha-

No, he calmed himself, feeling his breathing increase and the air crackle around him. Now wasn't the time.

His stomach grumbled hungrily and he frowned. He could have gone for a couch full of ramen right now, it seemed. To be back at Ichiraku's with the old man and Ayame felt like a kiss of heaven right now. He wondered if they were okay. He wasn't sure if the village was under attack at the moment or not. The explosions seemed to end hours ago but he could still hear the phantom echoes of them, and see the smoke as well. He didn't want to jump to conclusions, considering what was going on, but they couldn't be in trouble anyway, right? It was the exams, if they had any inkling to what was going on they'd shut the whole thing down, right?

Tch, why should he care? Was the thought that ran through him as he uncharacteristically spit at the ground. After all, they outright argued his being in this event in the first place. They didn't believe him or the others when he warned them of a possible attack, so if they died, they died. It was as simple... as that.

He felt his resolve weaken ever so slightly and the crackle getting louder. "You reap what you sow, correct?"

Before he was granted a chance to tell the booming voice in his mind to shut the hell up for the thousandth time, there was a snap in the bushes. Not just a snap, but a whisper, a hiss. He shivered. He hated hisses from now on. Thatgrunted about being found out creepy snake bastard and his 'pets' ruined a word that he was sure he would never like anyway for the future.

His ears twitched. They did that now. Every small sound or large, echoing scream they did and it was so annoying he couldn't stand it. The snap came again and the bush twitched. There were two, maybe three people in it. They weren't frieendly either. If they were any of the rookie nine then they would have come out by now and thats what worried him. He had a ton of chakra left for some kage bunshin but that didn't seem like it would help him here. A distraction for him to run would be the only thing. Maybe sending one for help was a good idea?

He didn't like that either. Maybe was such a sucky word.

His voice was sore from the screaming he did at the snake bastard. His throat hurt and he could barely speak if he wanted to. Not because of pain, but because he was so depraved of food and drink that his sweat started tasting good right now. So instead, he decided to listen in on the 'hisses' and boy was he surprised.

There were two of them alright. Girls, both of them. But from his place it looked like three. Maybe one of them was just fat, he thought as he shifted his position on the ground. Maybe it was a henge or a kage bunshin to be used as a spy? No, he was one of the few in the whole village that could do that, and these were too young sounding to be any older than chuunin, but then again Kurenai-sensei sounded pretty young to him for the handful of times he saw her.

He furrowed his eyebrows after a second hhiss came from the bush, muffled by the leaves. One of them just said something about his chakra, that it looked evil. Well, no shit dumbass! He wanted to yell out. Look who I have in my fucking stomach! Its the thing that can crush this place with a paw!

Another hiss. Something laced with curse words even he didn't know and about escaping. That sounded pretty appealing right now. He would have tried if he were with everyone else. He couldn't leave without them now. It was too risky.

Then another. The same voice, tired and painful being found out and that they should just rob him of whatever he had on hand and get out while they still could. He grinned a little. He had nothing, but he doubted that that would stop them from taking trying to kill him. It was a classic move, the old man hokage had told him all about it. Then tthere was another hiss. 'But' they needed his help. Or that was what he heard. This hearing thing was a little iffy sometimes.

"You might as well come out now. All that hiding in that bush is going to give you is a bad rash." he grinned wider when he heard a high pitched scream of poison ivy from the one that cursed and watched as she jumped out, and his grin instantly deflated. The other one had come out too, but she wasn't what caught his attention.

"You..." He muttered, his blue eyes wide at the side of the strawberry red headed girl. A cracked helmet hung limply on her head and her clothes were barely intact. She whipped around and snarled at him in the best fierce look she could provide, but all it looked to him was a pitiful whimper as she grabbed her shoulder in pain.

She fell to the ground in a heap and tried to catch herself by using her hands to keep her up but the only thing she succeeded in was eliciting a crack from her elbow and screaming out loud. The other girl walked forward in a nervous heap of which he had only seen in Hinata and knelt down beside her. She turned to him and frowned. "Please... You have to help us!"

He didn't pay attention to the fact that she had blood red hair, or the way half of it was missing on the right side like it had been burnt a cinder. He didn't listen to his inner perversions that the knee socks that weren't of shinobi attire stretched up to her nether regions, or they way they were basically hanging on by a thread before falling off, or the way her glasses had been poorly repaired by a vine. His eyes were on the girl on the ground, and they were starting to become clouded with red.

"You... Tayuya..."

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Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
At the Valley of the End, Sasuke nearly kills Naruto and it affects everyone in many ways. See a vastly different direction after this battle to the Naruto story, than what the Canon did. There will be action, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, and Sakura takes a beating in the early chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 80 - Words: 989,756 - Reviews: 7144 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 4,848 - Updated: 7/29/2022 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Inuyasha Meets Devil May Cry by Goshhhgabby reviews
Inuyasha meets Dante, Kagome meets Lady, Miroku hits on Trish&Lady, Sango hits Miroku. What will happen? idk what to say for the summary but enjoy this crossover! R&R please!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/8/2020 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Inuyasha, Dante
Playing the Four Devils by Reign A.G.E reviews
Lust, Envy, Hate, and Jealousy are the four devils that define the world, but for Naruto, its a new way of life, especially due to his ancestors, the three Sparda sons that is. Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover, Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 342,069 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 2,021 - Updated: 12/27/2019 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto the Silver Fox by swords of twilight reviews
Legends told of a legendary Silver Fox that holds great power. What if a boy named Naruto, a boy shunned his entire life from his village, was the next silver fox. NarutoxHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,025 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 3,905 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 308,824 - Reviews: 4736 - Favs: 7,687 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 3/14/2019 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dead or Alive 4: The Devil Factor by Damon Black reviews
DOAxDMC crossover. Chp 41 up. Rated M because that's what the DMC and DOA games are rated. SPOILERS for all games inside. R&R if you would please.
Crossover - Dead or Alive & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 302,348 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/5/2018 - Published: 1/20/2006
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,441 - Reviews: 2332 - Favs: 4,762 - Follows: 4,509 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Sinister Chakra by williams5505 reviews
The night the Nine-Tails appeared, Madara led the attack, hoping to destroy the Leaf Village once and for all. However, the Fourth's jutsu sealed Madara and the demon into a newborn baby. Naruto, cursed with a chakra even more sinister than the Nine Tail's, will now challenge a rising Akatsuki under new leadership, and determine which path to justice he will take.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 481,938 - Reviews: 2199 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Shinigami Phantom by inukagome15 reviews
When a hollow attack sends Danny and his friends to a world that hasn't heard of ghosts before, they know they're sunk. When it turns out that only Danny can see the spirits of this world, he knows he's doomed. And when those spirits start trying to send him to the afterlife, Danny knows he needs to figure this out fast. And then there's Ichigo.
Crossover - Bleach & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,462 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 6/10/2017 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Ichigo K., Danny F.
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Tsunade's Heir by funkmasterjo reviews
Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,946 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 4,324 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Naruto U.
Colors of Life and Death, Book 2: Truth in Dreams by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto's new chakra may be killing him... NaruHina, SakuLee, SasuTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 129,640 - Reviews: 2876 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16023 - Favs: 25,299 - Follows: 22,102 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Melody of the Fox by Jetslinger reviews
Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,773 - Reviews: 4336 - Favs: 5,213 - Follows: 4,413 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Symbiotic Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,398 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,907 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Death's Pride by Paladeus reviews
Harry dies, again, and his Death Angel is NOT happy. Sent back for the last time with his memories intact, he tries to do it right. And his Death Angel won't leave him or his soul mates alone. Challenge by Reptilia28; H/Hr/L Nev/Sus B/Han A
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 630,526 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 7,794 - Follows: 8,074 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.
a legend, a myth, tracending the binds of time and space, tells the tale of a knight, one of the three, wielder of wind, none tames him, none can stop his rampage, none shall be left unchanged by him, this is naruto, this is his story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 146,729 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 12/28/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Beauty and the Kyubi: A NaruHina Love Story by dragonbeast99 reviews
Hinata is depreesed that she didn't get a chance to tell Naruto how she felt about him before he left the village. But 3 years later she has now found the courage to and Naruto is about to feel something he never dreamed he would. But a new threat is born
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 536,659 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
feelings for you by patriots12 reviews
Gwen finally expresses her feelings for Ben, question is how will Ben react? BxG
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,757 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T.
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 2,521 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Make Us Whole Again by MatrixExplosion reviews
"I will make a utopia, not of brick and mortar, but of flesh and blood."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Back to the Unknown by darkflyer531 reviews
After the collapse of the ninja world, Naruto uses the Kyuubi's ability to travel back in time to the day of his birth. Watch how he transforms the course of history with the help of his knowledge and family. NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 123,258 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto of the Force by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased by a mob only to be saved by two people no one would beleive would save him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 1,410 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Complete
A Dog's Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Summary inside. Will have quick crossover with Inuyasha, but nothing too bad. Will be some slight Kagome bashing and quick InuyashaxSango. It sound better once you read it. Trust me!
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 186,682 - Reviews: 1000 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,465 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Naruto U.
The Accidental Bond by kb0 reviews
Harry finds that his "saving people thing" is a power of its own, capable of bonding single witches to him if their life is in mortal danger, with unusual results. H/multi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 415,017 - Reviews: 4587 - Favs: 9,489 - Follows: 6,617 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6411 - Favs: 7,842 - Follows: 5,001 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Sucuubi King by King of the Fallen reviews
Up For Adoption.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,006 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Naruto U.
Tangled Up In Evolution by Rider Paladin reviews
Title changed. A splinter faction of S.H.I.E.L.D. enlists Norman Osborn, superstar of the superhuman arms race, to lead the Thunderbolts Initiative against the X-Men. Fortunately for the X-Men, a figure from Osborn's past comes to help out against him.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,291 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Norman O./Green Goblin, X23, Nick Fury
Escalating Affections by Veneficus21 reviews
What if Hayate had met Hinagiku instead of Nagi on that fateful day? An HayatexHina fic. As of chapter 7 Upgraded to a light novel.
Hayate the Combat Butler - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,606 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Hinagiku, Hayate
TUAOA: Naruto: Rise to Glory by ChoujiDude reviews
This is the Story of Naruto and how he will rise to glory. Through help of his friends will he make it? or will he be stopped short of becoming what he always wanted. only Time will tell. NaruxHarem Set Pairings already. mature and lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,853 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Heir of the Throne by MadHat886 reviews
Naruto not only finds out that his father was the 4th Hokage but his mother is from a royal house. Now he finds himself the only heir to the throne with an army of female ninjas behind him. NarutoXHarem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 129,718 - Reviews: 1646 - Favs: 2,733 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Naruto U.
TUAOA: The Runaway Blond Knucklehead by Rav3r reviews
Naruto runs away because his village treats him wrong even though he brought back Sasuke. Sakura pulls the final blow so he vows to become strong and be respected and change everyone’s viewpoints of him. Naru/Harem later chptrs. rated M for adult action.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,201 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto of the Apocalypse by VFSNAKE reviews
Title says it all. Crossover with X-Men Evolution, but only paritally. JUST READ!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Four Dojutsu by dracohalo117 reviews
What if the Kyuubi's chakra unleashed something long thought impossible...behold Naruto of the four Dojutsu, NaruHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,756 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 1,754 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3224 - Favs: 4,632 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
My new path by BluCourage reviews
Right after season1. Tai cant take being around ppl who don't want/like him anymore. After a big fight he leaves. 7 yrs later hes back just in time for the ultimate battle. But is he anything like the old Tai? They better hope he is, or they are all doome
Crossover - Pokémon & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Taichi Y./Tai K.
Bleach May Cry by RisingPhoenix7 reviews
Dante and some of his fellow Devil Hunters fall into another universe...the universe of Bleach. Chapter 1 of the pretentiously-titled "Dimensional Devil Saga".
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,377 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Complete
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 3,056 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
The Creature by DisMinded reviews
Peter Parker missed that fateful field trip. He was never bitten by the spider and thus never became Spider-man. But Peter was never destined to lead a normal life, and one way or another Parker luck will have its say...
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,444 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Reforging The Past by Paladeus reviews
Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 197,147 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,303 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Legend of the Blond Aburame by Sonson-Sensei reviews
Naruto had been taken in by the Aburame clan now see what effects this will have on his life major one's I can say that now NaruHina AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 302,465 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 2,614 - Follows: 2,119 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Hero Dies Under Amber Skies by Slayer End reviews
AU Naruto/Star Wars: Clone Wars unlike any other... Naruto, on a mission that would decide the fate of the Shinobi world, is supposedly drowned in tree sap. 100 million years later, an Amber fossil is discovered by the Republic. Who is this dark, odd man?
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,307 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Naruto U.
Tuaoa: I'm Your What? by Fester0662 reviews
On what seems like a relatively easy mission to Wave, Naruto encounters someone that causes a profound change in him, and his life is turned upside down. NarutoXMinor Harem 2 females Adult were warned. Timeline: After Pein. Naru/Haku/Hina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,015 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 910 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Panther King of the Shinigami by PanteraIchigo reviews
What if Grimmjow had died after his 3rd fight with Ichigo? What if his zanpakutou had picked Ichigo as it's new owner? IchiHarem.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 180,946 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 2,552 - Follows: 2,086 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Kitsune on Campus by Asha'man of Fire reviews
Naruto finds himself in a strange city, Mahora Acadamy. Unable to return to Konoha he begins a new life, but having to take take of a 10 year old mage and his class will prove difficult, even for him. Pairings undecided. Naruto/Negima crossover.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 242,522 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 1,845 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Naruto U.
A Ninja's Guide to Surviving High School by wecangetbetter reviews
Romance! Action! Dating! Deception! Sexual tension! It would be a typical high school experience if not for one thing: all your friends are ninjas and an evil group of renegade ninjas want you dead. Slightly AU UPDATED: 01.05.2011. COMPLETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 79 - Words: 261,112 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Unchained by voider reviews
Kyuubi gets tired of healing Naruto and decides to make a deal with him. She will become his teacher and Naruto will make her sentence more pleasant. Harem: NarutoXFemKyuubiXHinataXAnkoXFemHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,491 - Reviews: 1054 - Favs: 3,114 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Avatar: The Last Airbender and The First Shinobi by SaiyanShinobi reviews
What if Katara and Sokka found two Avatars that day; one air nomad frozen for a hundred years and one hyperactive ninja from the future. What would be different? An Avatar/Naruto crossover. Discontinued. A rewrite is up.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,778 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Aang - Complete
Salutary Neglect by Thundereaper reviews
The Weak Man Writes the Stories. The Free Man Decides their Place in it. The Wise Man Knows How it will End. But it is the Strong Man who Writes the Epilogue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,551 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 6,076 - Follows: 3,979 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Kawaii no Jutsu by Takara-Myatsu reviews
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,882 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Naruto U.
The Ultimate Shinobi by soundless steps reviews
A highly detailed story on the rebirth of the Ultimate Shinobi and the deciding events and individuals that lead to this. Heavily Hinata-centric, insane OC, and use of aspects from other anime. SEQUEL ANNOUNCEMENT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 253,716 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto of the Immortal Clan by Apex Soldier reviews
Naruto is saved from an angry mob by a mysterious person. Not much is known about him except that he is an Immortal. He takes Naruto with him on a year trip to train him. The outcome, just read and find out. Naruhina and other pairs, still pending though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,802 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Why Peter Parker Should Not Meet the X Men! by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
As soon as Peter gets his powers, he does three things to change his life: 1. Uses it to steal super villain money, 2. Uses this money to support his family, 3. Moves to Bayville. Things start to look up...until he meets the X-Men.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,309 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 349 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Advent of Midnight by Rider Paladin reviews
Darkstalkers Crossover, A/U of Season 2: M3 High School gets a new student and Spider-Man finds himself in a heap of trouble not necessarily solely of the girl or super-villain variety. Of course, it may just turn out better than he thinks.
Crossover - Darkstalkers & Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,002 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Morrigan Aensland, Lilith, Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Rumors of a Shadow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
There are rumors of a man known as the Shadow Fox. Konoha wants him, but does he want to be with Konoha? And if long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Daddy! by Nerjin reviews
During an easy mission a young girl decides that Naruto would make a great "Daddy" for her. Chapter 18 up. Chapter 1 revised.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 34,681 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
TUAOA: Walk by lulamaemobster reviews
What did you say? Are you talking to me? No way, Punk! Walk on home, boy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,610 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Wandering Fox by Florentine Quill reviews
AU. When Naruto leaves Konoha on a sudden note, nobody knows what to say. But who is this mysterious "Wandering Fox" who has suddenly appeared to help with Konoha's enemies? Future NaruHina and side IruKaka shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,414 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 769 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto Uzumaki,The Hybrid: The Return by Da 4th Born reviews
Continuation of the story that began in part 1. Naruto returns after 2 years of training to save his friend and face his enemies. Has he developed enough to utilize and control his powers to do just this? Or will he become as destructive as his nature?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 161,322 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Kyuubi Predator by VFSNAKE reviews
No real summary. Title says it all. Naruto become a Predator, but that's all I will say.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
They are related? by INaraC reviews
Dante,as always, is only good at doing stupid things.This time, the unfortunate soul that is dragged to the mess,is his brother Vergil, who ends up at Karakura town and is accused of being the father of the tenth division captain.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,572 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Vergil, T. Hitsugaya
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 2,383 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Inadequate Spiderman by Badaching reviews
Nick Fury wanted Spider-Man but he not top dog anymore. Carol Danvers wants not just Peter but all of his friends working for Shield so she proposes a deal. It seems like a good idea but is Peter ready to lead or will he lead his friends to their deaths?
Ultimate Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,314 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 19684 - Favs: 11,555 - Follows: 8,824 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
What You See Isn't Always What You Get by werewolfluvr147 reviews
What if Hinata didn't know she was talking to Naruto and her real personality came out and they became best friends? But as soon as she went to school she was the same old wall flower? Written half in Instant Message, half in real world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,208 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
And She Gets Discouraged by NewEraSenpai reviews
OH MY STARS IT'S CHAPTER X! After making a mistake and lying to Jazmine Dubois about his true feelings, Jazmine loses all faith in being with Huey Freeman and decides to move on. As time progresses, Huey notices he's made the biggest mistake of his life
Boondocks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,323 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Huey F., Jazmine D.
Love and Strength, Orange and Blue by Basstard09 reviews
Doom falls over Naruto and Hinata, and they leave the Leaf Village in search of peace... and a lot more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,965 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3638 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,299 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
What If by Indiana Joanna reviews
Identity Crisis Would've Occurred Differently?
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,437 - Reviews: 5740 - Favs: 10,061 - Follows: 5,445 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Minerva M., Padma P. - Complete
Mutant Web by DrkMgcn reviews
Spider-Man, X-Men:Evo crossover. The Xavier Institute gets a new student with some 'amazing' abilities. Rating is just in case. R&R. Takes place in an altered Evolution Season 2.
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,000 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Rogue/Anna Marie
ID by Keajo reviews
Spider-man is hurt and Jamison is the only one around to help. What's going to happen now? Will Jamison help? Will Peter be able to keep his mask? Read and find out. Sorry bad summery. Please read and review. Rated T for a little language/bit of blood.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,665 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Peter P./Spider-Man, J.J. Jameson
One and the Same by Anthony1 reviews
AU. Naruto just wanted to become a shinobi like the rest of his friends. Training and doing missions didn't seem like too much to ask. However, something happens that changes all that. Only time will tell if he can handle it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 280,059 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto Hatake by Agent-G reviews
AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 315,249 - Reviews: 3702 - Favs: 7,782 - Follows: 4,582 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Simple Wish by Altrict reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, unpopular and quirky in school, you'll be hard pressed to find anyone more unique than him. But for reasons unknown, Naruto is sucked into the Naruto anime with no way back. Will he find the way back, and if he does will he take it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 127,000 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Folded Paper by Fates-Horizon reviews
After returning from his 3 year training, Naruto saves Hinata, the girl who's always loved him, and in return, begins a romance beyond his wildest dreams. Rated T for some language and themes. I dont own Naruto. Plz review, this is my first fan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 109,246 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4480 - Favs: 7,573 - Follows: 7,597 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Four Man Squads by 109th Star reviews
What if in the Naruto universe, the powers that be decided that Four Man Teams were to be the norm instead of Three Man Teams, how would things change? Rating upped from T to M for language also lemons may be appearing in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 204,345 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Operation : Chlark by othspnluver reviews
The Justice League is back in town ... and they're set on getting Clark and Chloe together! But ... could someone tear their plan apart? Chlark of course!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman
I Thought I Saw a Rainbow by Virgo Writer reviews
Ash wants to confess his feelings, but fears rejection, and when he finally finds the courage to tell Misty how he feels she mistakes his romantic confession for something else completely. Now Ash has two things he needs to confess and the words 'I love you Myst and BTW I'm not gay' just won't cut it. AAML
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,331 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Robins Dilemma by Monkey D Hancock reviews
Chapter 5 Posted: Take places right after Thriller bark, Luffy learns of what Zoro had done for him and the crew, leaving both women in doubt about their lovers. Robin and Nami are set in making sure they get what they want. Read and review if you like it
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,914 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Robin, Luffy
The Best I Have Been by HeroTime26 reviews
Since the beginning of college, Ben has been separated from Gwen. When something shows up in his doorstep at night, he finds something amiss. BxG. CHAPPY 2 IS UP!
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Look towards the future by IceKitsune107 reviews
What happens after everything Pein and 4th Hokage said to Naruto... will his resolve crumble or will he rise to the challenge based on chapter 444 naruxharem Lemons. Others relations pls suggest. CHAPTER 34 out.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 95,674 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Anakin by fixingahole reviews
Darth Vader strikes Obi-Wan down, from the least likely spectator.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Altered Reality by Hiroki-The Darkness reviews
This is a collaboration between myself, Koji Ryuzaki, and the one known as Senji. I can't write a summery to save my life, so just take a look inside. It's Bwen, enough said. I own nothing, and all that.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T.
Devil Fox by Abandoned Account Moved to Ao3 reviews
Trained for four years by the son of Sparda, Naruto returns to Konoha to become a gennin of the leaf. Super Powerful Naruto. Abandoned.
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,450 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Dante, Naruto U.
What did Hinata just do! by Romez reviews
A story about Hinata, but in this case. She's as bad as ero sennin! Maybe even worse! Who knew Hinata was such a closet perv? Wait...what did Hinata just do to Naruto! Our sweet, innocent...ah, who we kiding, she's far from Innocent! NaruHina, ch. 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,172 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,203 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Always in Motion: If You Love Me by jmsbndgrl reviews
Sequel to Always in Motion. ObiWan Kenobi has fallen to the dark side and become Darth Avarik. Can he be saved? How will the galaxy fair with him as the Emperor's second in command?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 99,118 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Konoha's Black Spider by Foxcomm reviews
A symbiont has arrived in Konoha. It and a boy, Naruto, will become Hokage and protect it from evil. X-over comic book Venom from Spiderman. Rating changed due to violence
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,499 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,032 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3933 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 6,362 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Assimilation by dingchavez1984 reviews
Times are hard on everyone, but with the Empire on the brink of crushing Rabasnastre to the ground. A hero will be chosen, changed by the glow of a mysterious stone. Vaan Harem
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,820 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Vaan, Fran
We Hate the Internet by OnePieceisGod reviews
The world of One Piece and the real world collide as Zoro and Sanji discover the internet... and all the fan yaois of them. Outraged, the two unlikely team up to stop the yaois at the source: The ZoroxSanji fan club headquarters. NO romance. AT ALL.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Never Thought it would Happen by OnePieceisGod reviews
Nami decided to tell Luffy how she feels, but it doesn't go how she thought. Now Luffy has to make up for the misunderstaning. LuffyxNami oneshot. M for *Lemon* as they say.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,104 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki,The Hybrid: The Beginning by Da 4th Born reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, born of two former great clans, has the potential to be a great and revered shinobi of his time, but the attack of the Kyuubi Nine-tails changed all of this. What does the future have in store for our favorite hyper-active knuckle-headed
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 300,320 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1910 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,639 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Staying the Night by Grinja reviews
What if early in the Arrancar arc Rangiku didn't stay at Orihime's? What if instead she showed up late at night to Ichigo's house with a bottle of Sake? No longer a 1 shot! Ichiku or Kuromoto, Ichigo x Rangiku. Rated M for strong sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,653 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Ichigo K., R. Matsumoto
Naruto's Popularity on the Rise by zigawits reviews
Everyone starts to realize how much they miss Naruto while he is training with Jiraiya and they show him how much when he returns. NaruXHarem with Hinata focus. Lemons in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,204 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Meant To Be by Lincoln Six Echo reviews
A ROTS AU. What if Obi-Wan was wounded on Utapau and unable to leave the planet? What if he was helped in his fight against Sidious and Vader by the most unlikely of allies?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,293 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 4,367 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
One Path by Lionchilde reviews
COMPLETE. The story begins during TPM with an unexpected but welcome friendship. When friendship turns to something more, an entire galaxy will be changed, for better and for worse. Obidala.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 240 - Words: 581,480 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Obi-Wan K., Padmé Amidala - Complete
Bound By Your Word by Tenchi Knight reviews
What happens when you mix magic with Truth or Dare? Read and find out. BenXGwen. Rated T because of the subject matter.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Opposing Sides by AnathemaProxy reviews
Ben is now twelve years old, he has come a long way since his first summer with the omnitrix. However he still has a long way to go, especialy when a new enemy appears, someone he has never met before... Gwen. AU
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,579 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
The Fox, The Raccoon & The Avatar by grasshopper named octavias reviews
NarutoXAvatar Xover. The normal Avatar storyline, but how will Gaara and Naruto affect it? Will it be for better or for worse? Read and find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,706 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U.
Venom of Konoha by Uncle Joe reviews
What if Naruto combined with a ancient creature which not only gave him great strength and speed but other abilties which would make him the most powerful ninja the world had ever seen. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO wish i did but gotta say this for legal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,991 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Life after death by dasonone reviews
Naruto dies by Kakashi's hands. As he stands and watches his body a shinigami comes and offers him guidance, Naruto starts a new life as a shinigami. Naruto x Bleach crossover Harem ADOPTED BY Minor Disaster
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,498 - Reviews: 1517 - Favs: 1,727 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Naruto U., Haku
Sugar and Spice by femmefatale2 reviews
Gwen is having a hard time sorting out her emotions. Finally, a dream helps her put her finger in the right place.... She has fallen in love with Ben...Will she voice her feelings through to her cousin? And how does Ben feel about it? Oneshot. BXG.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Kyuubi N: Son of the Demon King by VFSNAKE reviews
Full Summary inside. Don't own Naruto and all that stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,794 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Two Halves by Spirit of the Abyss reviews
This is a NaruHina fic. What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya,Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? More than you can imagine. Originally authored by DameWren.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,209 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Spider Man: A Different Path by John S Augustine reviews
An alternative course of events in which Peter becomes a more aggressive Spider Man after a failure to separate from the alien entity.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
Hinata's New Life by Awesomoisawesome reviews
Hinata's father disowns her, with no place left to go she moves in with Naruto. However problems arise once Hinata's little sister Hanabi comes to live with them and falls in love with Naruto. NaruHina with slight NaruHana
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Brothers by ChaosGhidorah reviews
AU. What would have happened if Goku and Raditz hadn't died that day when Raditz came to Earth? Would they have had the chance to actually become true brothers?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,589 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Raditz, Goku
You don’t deserve me by dasonone reviews
Naruto snaps. Naruto and Sasuke fought at the Valley of the End and Naruto won, bringing back Sasuke he expected a warm welcome…but it wasn’t how he wanted, trying to run away he is accompanied by someone he would have never expected. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,792 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Elseworlds: Book One by CosmicPotato2016 reviews
When Chloe is transported to an alternate version of Smallville...will Clark be able to save her? Let me know what you think.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Chloe S., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Naruto The Kitsune Hanyō by Dragon Man 180 reviews
AU Kyuubi never attacked Konoha and instead fell in love with the Fourth Hokage and married him. She soon gives birth to a hanyou son named Naruto. Watch Naruto on his journey to become the first hanyou Hokage. Pairings: NaruHina, SasuHakufemale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 293,537 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 2,759 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Colors of Life and Death: Book 1 by Songbird21 reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are honorary brothers, but Naruto is taken by Orochimaru. Through Oro's gruesome torture, Naruto's chakra will begin to change into something only ever heard legends. NaruHina, SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,143 - Reviews: 2430 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
One Man Alone cannot be a Pirate by Zephyire reviews
After his battle with Baron, Luffy is left without his nakama. What happens when a person eats TWO Devil Fruits? Back in Time Fic. Serious, Powerful Luffy. Gomu, Kaze abilities? A 2nd chance to become Pirate King. Read n’Review! Gets better in later chaps
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,399 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Luffy
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2970 - Favs: 2,061 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mating Season by Serac reviews
[Complete] Every several thousand years, the NineTailed Fox lets off an aura irresistible to women, and mates. But now that it's trapped inside Naruto, things are a little more complicated..... [Harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,794 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Naruto U., Lee R. - Complete
Always in Motion by jmsbndgrl reviews
A series of events will lead ObiWan Kenobi down a path that will change the future of the GFFA. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 115 - Words: 231,232 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Hokage Monument by Thelow reviews
Future oneshot. A jounin teacher is taking her students up to see the faces of the Hokage on the mountains. But some people the class dont expect arrive to help with the lesson. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
When They Know the Truth by cellorocksmyworld reviews
What will Peter's life be like when his identity is revealed? Moderately AU. CHAPTER 12 UP!
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,280 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006
Married With Princess by Hawk reviews
Prince Su Keitaro? What's this? Hinata Sou is an embassy because of the Princess living there? Making it foreign soil? Soil in which a certain law states that living under the same roof with a woman for a year means that you're married? Poor Keitaro!
Love Hina - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 2/1/2004
The Truth About Prince Charming by S-Michael reviews
At fourteen, Tootie is still in love with Timmy, though she hides it now. Then she catches him with someone else...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,909 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
Comédie Noir by S-Michael reviews
[formerly untitled]Vicky quit babysitting? Yay! But then after spending too much time at the Learnatorium, Timmy decides to try to get Vicky to come back, and is shocked to dicover the real reason she quit...and the truth about her feelings for him.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Vicki, Timmy - Complete
Kyuubis Gou by UrufuKiba22 reviews
He woke up in the middle of the night, the Ichiraku was closed, and he was alone. This was the very least of his problems because the villagers see something he dosen't. NaruHina most likely
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 184,406 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Justice League: The Spider by Agent-G reviews
The Justice League get a new surprising member, SpiderMan from the Ultimate Marvel universe. Please R&R. Title image by user Jonn Wolfe.
Crossover - Ultimate Marvel & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 178,385 - Reviews: 1994 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 9/25/2004 - Complete
Anime Vs Manga by General Grievous reviews
Manga x Anime What happens when the characters of the manga meet the characters of the anime? Chaos, destruction and Melons! Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Complete
Awakenings by kanamemoka reviews
NarutoxHinata. FINISHED but BEING REVISED. This fanfic is a quantum universe, one possible direction the story could go, that branches off after the the big Naru Sasu fight. There's lots of NaruHina fluff and martial arts action. SEQUEL All the Difference will be revised too.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,036 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Forbidden Fruit by soulful-sin reviews
VickyxTimmy Vicky's treatment of Timmy may have another reason than hatred...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,847 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Timmy, Vicki - Complete
SpiderX by Agent-G reviews
SpiderMan, XMen crossover. After their meeting with Warren, Rogue and Scott have another encounter while in New York. Please R&R Complete
Crossover - Spider-Man & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 151,214 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 1,639 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/20/2005 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2835 - Favs: 7,175 - Follows: 612 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
This Never Happened to Superman by Jason Thompson reviews
Peter's having Girl Trouble
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 153 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Felicia H./Black Cat - Complete
Spider Man: Reborn by The Hammer reviews
Peter Parker must wrestle with his newfound power and responsibility in the New and Radical Vision of the Spider-Man mythos while facing merciless enemies each more deadly than the last. Critically Praised! Finished!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 130 - Words: 258,438 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/28/2003
Romantic Comedies It Was Just A Game by ap gato reviews
AU fic. Tai and Sora meet by chance at a party, and what starts out as a joke ends up becoming someting much more complicated. The summary is bad, but I promise the story is better. CHAPTER 8! FINISHED!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,793 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2004 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
From the Abyss by Ruskbyte reviews
Three years ago he was wrongfully sent to Azkaban. Now something has happened. Something that has placed the power of a god into the hands of a man that's half insane. A man who wants revenge. The question now is; who's Harry going to kill first?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,870 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 1,194 - Updated: 11/26/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Harry P.
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Reality Check reviews
Let me tell you a story about two of the greatest heroes ever. You'll love it. Starting from the beginning, it started with these exiles, you see. And a spider bite and some living tar. Put in some ninjas and demons and we have a regular Friday night.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Naruto U.
Gene Pool reviews
A certain spider stumbles on the village of Konoha. Bloodied, beaten and no memory of his past even a day prior, his presence will shake the foundation of normalcy we all know too well with the help of Konoha's resident predators. Full summary inside.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,680 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010
Welcome back Ben 10 reviews
after two years of high school in new york Ben is back, and has he lost all feelings to a certain auburn haired girl who wants nothing more but for him to have her heart? Hopefully not. BenxGwen
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,506 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Gwen T., Ben T.
Wanting reviews
Gwen Tennyson has never wanted a selfish thing in her life. But, when she does, can she get it? mentions of benlie and one sided Bwen ? pfft nah. i wouldn't do that in the end. COMPLETE
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,199 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Gwen T., Ben T. - Complete