Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Outsiders, Animorphs, Lord of the Rings, Holes, Treasure Planet, and CSI.
Hello, I'm 16 and I like to write fanfiction...NOW TO THE FUN PART!
~Birdy, Birdy in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap...OH MY GOD! it's BIRDY CRAP!
~Dying is just nature's way of saying "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
Snape: Ghosts, on the other hand, are imprints of departed souls or as Potter puts it, transparent.
Ron: Well, if we come across one in a dark alley we're gonna be looking for if they're solid or not, right? We're not going to go around asking "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?"
Harry Potter: Half-Blood Prince (a paraphrased version)
~Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!
Me: Well, the only reason I took the Pine-sol was because Dad was like "Ack, there's cat throw up everywhere!"
Mom: Well there's supposed to becat throw up--I mean...Pine-sol in every bathroom!
Bob: OOH YOU TOUCH MY TRA LA LA!
Ron: Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow! (Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone)
Ron: Bless you
"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir."
"Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." --Dumbledore
"I take my hat off to you--or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you with spiders." --Dumbledore
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation!