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My name's Sylvia, just call me Sis. I like everithing that makes me laugh. Here are some info about me:

Name: Sylvia Locsmandi (you say the "cs" part like ch: chat, chapter, etc.)

Age: 14

I like: Everithing fun, especially drawing and play on my violin (I go to a music school)

I dislike: Being a "girlish" girl, do really emberrassing things, get up early, be bored

Fav colour(s): blue, green

Last fav colour: pink

Fav movies: Ice Age, Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar, Finding Nemo, and other movies full with funny parts.

Fav caracters: From IA: Buck, Crash and Eddie, Peaches. From Madagascar: King Julien, Maurice, Mort, the penguins (they are sooooo awesome XD), Alex.

Pet: Don't have.

Interests: drawing comics for my classmates, music, computer animated movies, writing fanfiction (XD)

Well... This is me. :D Hope you all will enjoy my stories.

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

(This made me cry... TT_TT)

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A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you grow up you're white,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

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Fav lines of IA:

1. From Buck: "It's time to get... Buckwild!" "Ahh... No... Broccoli!" "...Leaving the broccoli... a vegetable."

2. From Crash and Eddie: "(Eddie:) Whoah... He gave you that pach? (Crash:) For FREE?! That's soooo cool! (Eddie:) Hey! Maybe he'll give us one too! (both:) ~weird dance~ WOOT! WOOT!" "(Crash:) ~catapults from a tree~ I believe i can flyyyyyyy! ~hits another tree~" "(Eddie:) How do you know, oh wise and weasely one?" "(Crash says to Buck about keeping watch:) Don't worry, we'll do it! Night time is opossum time! (Eddie:) Yeah! We own the night, baby! (A few minutes later, both:) ~snoring~"

These guys are hilarious! XD

My OCs:

Layla:

Species: opossum

Appearance: eyes: brown, fur: dark brown with grayish brown stripes, hair: long, dark brown (darker than her fur), pony tail (she has a wooden hairpin in it), face: has a brown stripe between the eyes, but it doesn't reach her nose

Personality: big-mouthed, always doing something crazy, easely gets angry, childish

Nikol:

Species: opossum

Appearance: eyes: green, fur: dark brown with grayish brown stripes, hair: shoulder length, dark reddish brown

Personality: extremly shy, helpful, friendly, easely gets nervious, especially if some other girls are trying to hit on Eddie (usually she switches into "Layla mode" (she acts like Layla when this happens, she shouts very loud, grabs a stick and chases after who angered her etc.) and chases away the girls from Eddie), always switches into "very-very shy mode" when she sees Eddie and runs away from him

Peter:

Species: opossum

Appearance: eyes: green, he looks like Crash and Eddie, except he has the same stripe on his nose as Layla

Personality: corious abot his life (because of his amnesia), always calm, except when Sarah gets hungry or bored

Sarah:

Species: bat, false vampire

Appearance: eyes: yellow, fur (or skin if we talk about her wings): dark gray, dark grayish brown, hair: shoulder length, but a little longer than Nikol's, black

Personality: talkative, gets hungry every 10 minutes, easely gets bored, snores when she sleeps, loves to fly around, childish (because she IS a child after all, right? XD), she hates all kind of bugs except fireflies (she ate a dung beetle when she was very little and when she looks at bugs she remembers the bad taste of it and almost pukes, but fireflies don't remind her that dung beetle), always talks about her family, especially about her twinbrothers, Kenny and Danny, we know that all of her siblings (except a cousin who told her how to handle amnesia (grab a stick and hit the person's (who got amnesia) head with it)) are alive, but why did she leave them is unclear

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Buck's Beginning by bluebubbleschica reviews
my take on who he is,where he came from and how he got to be where he is today. Rated T to be safe
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,300 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Buck
Natural Instinct by Kari Gilmore reviews
It's hard to go against instinct. That's what Timon's daughter Shani learned. She decides to journey to the Pride Lands to learn how meerkats outside the oasis live. Spoilers to Out of the Blue within.
Lion King - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Timon, Pumbaa
Rise of the Darkpunks by AnarchyGunRage reviews
formerly titled Falling Right Through. 7 discovers she has a twin sister named 7.5, but 7.5 has a dark secret. Things tense up when 10, a Stitchpunk with extraordinary abilites comes along, followed by a face from the past... 9X7. 5XOC10. 6XOC13. 1XOCZero
9 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete
Crash and Eddie's Girls by Megan937 reviews
What happens when Crash and Eddie meet two girl possums? Will they fall for the feminine duo? Read and find out! R&R
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,062 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Crash, Eddie - Complete
Rudy's Beginning by kenyizsu reviews
He was the king, the alpha and the omega in Dinotopia. He had the power and the rigth to form others life and death. There was noone bigger and stronger than him. But everything has a beginning. And his was very simple. It began with an egg.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Rudy - Complete
Little Miracle by Funkywatermelon reviews
Manny gets to spend some alone quality time with his new little girl, what fun!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - [Manny, Ellie] Diego, Peaches - Complete
Out of the Blue by Kari Gilmore reviews
Timon's son Kito leads Pumbaa's son Bango on a journey to the Pride Lands in hopes that Rafiki can uncover the truth: is Timon's brother still alive?
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 55 - Words: 111,321 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Timon, Pumbaa - Complete
Remember When? by Kari Gilmore reviews
To help Pumbaa's nerves about becoming a father, the meerkats decided to share memories.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Timon, Pumbaa - Complete
An Old Fight by Kari Gilmore reviews
Having no one to do nothing with, Pumbaa goes to Ma to learn what the colony's life was like before Timon was born and the battle with Shomari's colony.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 4/28/2004 - Pumbaa, Ma - Complete
Someone Like You by Kari Gilmore reviews
Timon stumbles upon a new meerkat colony and attracts the attention of a young female meerkat... can Timon finally find love?
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,174 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Timon, Pumbaa - Complete
Son of Fearless Buzz by Kari Gilmore reviews
When Timon realizes his praise song was recycled from another's, he suddenly feels an ache in his heart he had fogotten when he took on Hakuna Matata... his father, Fearless Buzz.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,887 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/18/2004 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Timon, Pumbaa - Complete
More troublemakers reviews
Crash and Eddie thinks that girls are just in the way of their antics, but they forgot about their two "childhood friends". Layla and Nikol are two female opossums and always rivalising with the twins. Bad summary. R&R! Rated T to be safe.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,615 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Crash, Eddie