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Author has written 10 stories for Underland Chronicles, Harry Potter, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Glee.

“What you believe in should be stronger than what other people may condemn it to be.”
-Julia Albain

“Impossible is trying to connect in this world, trying to hold onto others while things are blowing up around you, knowing that while you're speaking, they aren't just waiting for their turn to talk -- they hear you. They feel exactly what you feel at the same time that you feel it. It's what I strive for every time I open my mouth -- that impossible connection.”
–Sarah Kay

“Whether you’re gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur, I don’t care.”
-Darren Criss

Please check out The Shadows On Our Walls! (This is a Narcissa and Bellatrix fic co-written by Catching the Lexicon and I. It can be found here: http://archiveofourown.org/works/614805/chapters/1108724)

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7573 - Favs: 7,928 - Follows: 7,488 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Remus Lupin: BAMF by Sasparilla123 reviews
He's slightly insane, addicted to chocolate and allergic to jam. This is the story of the real Remus Lupin. Marauders-era, eventual slash. ("Are we talking midget rabbits? Are those even real?" asked Sirius. Remus fixed him with an exasperated look. "The term is 'vertically challenged'," he said reprovingly. "We've been over this.")
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,990 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Scars by WinterGarden reviews
Everyone knows that Sheldon's life as a child was less than perfect, but how much can they really tell just by looking at him? No one truly knows what scars lie in a person's past, but Sheldon's friends are about to find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,150 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sheldon C.
Dalton Oneshots by whateverbro reviews
Based off CP Coulter's Dalton. Title says all.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,301 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Never really got over it by Bellerophone reviews
SPOILER: Rowling said George "never really got over" Fred's death. This fic explores exactly what that means, following George as he struggles with life without his twin. Rated T to be safe for some dark scenes and thoughts of death. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,155 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
100 Days of Jogan by I'mJustCrazyEnough17 reviews
100 Jogan Drabbles all compiled into a nice little place, just for you!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,446 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers
Hating You, Loving You by PurpleSummer reviews
DALTONVERSE. There are times when Logan thinks he actually hates Julian. But deep down, he knows he will never be able to truly hate him, "not even close... not even a bit... not even at all." JOGAN
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dalton Academy Warblers - Complete
Learning to Dance by Karri Justina reviews
A/N: Thank you to everyone who has supported this story here and on Tumblr. I am excited to announce that the ebook version is now available to download for free at karrijustinashea DOT wordpress DOT com SLASH learning-to-dance - hope you enjoy!
Starship - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 74,971 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Taz, Up - Complete
Could he Forgive Me by Gamma Orionis reviews
Andromeda is engaged to Ted, but she questions whether it's fair for her to marry him. Written for Writing Challenge #35 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Andromeda T., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Seven Shades by Gamma Orionis reviews
Seven drabbles, each for a different shade of love. Written for Louise Foxhall's "Skittles" Challenge on the HPFC forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
The Guest by Fishielicious reviews
Spring cleaning gets even more agonizing when Remus goes to clean out the flat he had shared with Sirius before the events of Halloween 1981 and is forced to revisit some painful memories and moldy perishables.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Full Circle by Gwaeros reviews
Because Sirius was born into madness. Oneshot. Can be taken as slash or just close friendship. Please read & review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
A New Direction Drabbles by onceuponapurpleplatypus reviews
An idea for a Glee spinoff show after Season Three has been floating around the fandom, where Rachel, Kurt, and Blaine move to New York after they graduate. This is a collection of my one-shots for the spinoff. The drabbles fall in chronological order.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Little White Lie: Season Two by onceuponapurpleplatypus reviews
I couldn't stand the cliffhanger for the incomplete web series Little White Lie, so I decided to finish it. This starts right where Little White Lie left off, taking place a day after the last scene of Season One. I do not own LWL; Team Starkid does.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Complete
Whiskey & Despair by Gwaeros reviews
Oneshot. Sirius is alone at Grimauld Place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Sirius B. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4442 - Favs: 10,344 - Follows: 1,027 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Written In The Stars by beedivine reviews
Freeverse Collection. All different pairings. Latest pairings: Remus/Sirius. Pansy/Lavender. Ron/Hermione/Fred. Alice/Frank. Emmeline/Tonks. Tom Riddle Jr./OC. Olive/Myrtle. Lucius/Narcissa. Lavender/Oliver. Draco/Luna. Sirius/Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B.
Enough is Enough by Pawprints In The Snow reviews
"Won't what?" She fought bravely, but the tears spilling down her cheeks told the truth. She knew what Remus meant. "Won't stay with you, Dora. Songfic, just a little though...Hints at RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Bent A SiriLu by Pawprints In The Snow reviews
All I wanted to do was read. Read, then go to bed. But, that's not exactly possible, is it, when you have a scared, whimpering, vulnerable Sirius in your dorm room. Right? Or is this just me. Set in the Marauder's sixth year. Just a short little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hunger by DanceswithHippogriffs reviews
Crabbe seems to be really hungry whenever Goyle is around. VCGG Slash! A bit of fun I decided to write!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Vincent C., Gregory G. - Complete
Love&Art by Bendleshnitz reviews
Dean visits Luna's house and discovers they have more things in common than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Luna L., Dean T. - Complete
A Pick Up Line a Day Keeps Lily Evans Away by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
James Potter's pick-up lines annoy Lily, but they provide amusement for the rest of us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Moments In Time by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
One hundred moments in Harry and Ginny's relationship. Some fluff, humour, silliness, angst and most importantly, romance. Will eventually be 100 oneshots. HP/GW galore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 33,355 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Dear Sirius by Hel-Lokisdotter reviews
After Sirius fell through the veil, Remus sits down to write him a letter. One-shot, thought-tracking. Written quite a while ago. Slight puppyshipping, if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Power of Three by fairytalefantasistx3 reviews
Three days. Three dares. Three lessons of torture for Lily Evans; in the shape of James Potter, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Sanity by Acajou Amarth reviews
The water is calm. There's a girl holding a boy and a silent admission of-... Dramione Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore's Army and the Year of Darkness by Thanfiction reviews
Originally posted as the Dumbledore's Army Series: A novel following Neville and the D.A. through the 7th year at Hogwarts under the reign of Snape and the Carrows. Contains ALL previously posted sections.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 256,506 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 2,317 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Lightning by Acajou Amarth reviews
Draco is making his way through the battlefield, wounded, confused, half-dead. And what was the exact color of her eyes again? Oneshot. Dramione implied.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,818 - Follows: 253 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
What It Means by xxanglophilexx reviews
They always tell themselves it doesn’t mean anything. Truthfully, though, they suspect that maybe, just maybe, it does. Maybe it means something. Maybe it means everything. RLSB. SLASH. ONESHOT. Angsty. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Illusions of Invincibility by xxanglophilexx reviews
During warm summer days beneath their tree and in the field behind the Lupins', Sirius realizes feelings that he's been trying to hide, and feelings someone else just may have for him. RLSB. SLASH. MWPP. ONESHOT. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Puzzling Proposals by B.C Daily reviews
She sat at our kitchen table doing those stupid word puzzles in The Daily Prophet.She'd be doing this tomorrow, and the next day, and probably every day for the rest of her life.I wanted to be there to see her do them all. [HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Gold and Grey reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black are not supposed to be together. They are supposed to be friends, and that is all. But Remus Lupin and Sirius Black have never been very good at following rules. A series of drabbles and oneshots. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,811 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Snippets reviews
100 stories, each 30 words or less, each completely random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011
The Boy Who Never reviews
Logan overhears Julian singing and begins to wonder what is going on with the other boy. When he asks, he finds out more than he anticipated. A Jogan fic based off CP Coulter's Dalton. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Complete
To Find Yourself Standing Up reviews
An Inherit the Wind fanfiction venturing into Bert's head as he deals with the trial.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011
Freeverse Collection reviews
Freeverse poetry for twenty prompts. From dancing with tragedies's challenge "Freeverse Collection"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Regretting reviews
Myrtle returns to her family one last time after her death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Myrtle, Olive H. - Complete
His Absence Was Always Cold reviews
Tonks finally got up the courage to ask Lupin out, and he said no. Now she has to deal with the misery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
One of Those Girls reviews
After Ron fell for Rosmerta Hermione started to realize that she may have feelings for him. Takes place in Ron and Hermione's third year, Freeverse poetry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bits and Pieces reviews
Scattered bits of failed Harry Potter love stories. Includes Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, James/Lily, and a small amount of Dean/Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,815 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gregor and the Prophecy of Peace reviews
Gregor is called back to the Underland "just for a little while", but when he gets there he finds that "a little while" could mean a whole new quest. In the meantime his relationship with Luxa grows more complicated than ever... Gluxa galore
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Gregor, Luxa - Complete
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