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J'aime


Unicorns, or "licornes" in la français, though I already mentioned this fact above. These majestic beings barf the rainbow, ejaculate glitter, and shit lasers. Is there anything else in this world that could possibly compare? Chuck Norris has nothing on these babies. Honestly. He can't fly, can he? He doesn't have mystical powers. Are his cells psychedelic? I didn't think so.


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If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover by EarlGengar @ Deviantart
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 197,478 - Reviews: 775 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 10/29 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
The Long Road Ahead by Dozhd reviews
The adventures of Sasha. She arrived one night at the castle in Meric fief, half starved and terrified. A year later on the Choosing day, Gilan's surprising choice of an apprentice will forever change both their fates.
Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Gilan
Darkmask: Johto Chronicles by Zaru reviews
A young boy loses everything to him. 8 years later, Lyra Goldstein stumbles across a man who's alter ego is feared by criminals everywhere. Rating subject to change as is the pairings. Read and Review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,297 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
Lifeline by swkaioshin reviews
A realistic approach to the main events of Sapphire/Ruby. May realizes that there are major consequences to being a hero, both mentally and physically. And through this, a hero and villain must rely on each other to survive the aftermath.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - May/Haruka, Maxie/Matsubusa
Silver Souls, Hearts of Gold and Legends Untold by GrayKat144 reviews
Lyra was just a young innocent girl from a small town with a broken family and two delightfully irritating loyal best friends. When Professor Elm comes up with the win-win solution of giving her a Pokemon to help with his research and her coping, she's tossed into an adventure with wonder, mystery and danger in company of a feisty Cyndaquil. Will be shippings! (Multi x Lyra.)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,130 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Lyra/Kotone
The City: First Semester by akihiko-senpai reviews
AU. After four years away, Lillian moves back to the town that hosts her best friends. Her senior year in high school, however, is filled with surprises regarding two rival clubs every senior is forced to decide between. Pulled in opposite directions by the two boys she thought would be friends forever, Lillian is faced with several decisions she never anticipated.
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,155 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lillian
Hope Springs Eternal by Liz Hollow reviews
May hopes, more than anything, to find true love. It's too bad, according to Steven Stone, that it doesn't exist at all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2012 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] - Complete
HISHE: Legend Of Korra by UltimatePanda reviews
How It Should Have Ended: Legend of Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Reacquainted by midnightmockingjay reviews
On a trip to visit his family in the South Pole after the war in Republic City is over, Tahno gets something back.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
The Evils Of Cactus Juice by Wolph reviews
picture prompt over on tumbler Korra's drunk, stumbles around Republic City and finds Amon. Poor Amon. Smutty. Short Drabble with a humor-ish Amon.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,578 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
concave by fawny reviews
This is the first time he's heard her say so much. And that's when he realizes that maybe she's the one humoring him. Maybe she always has been. — lyra tells silver exactly what he lacks.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Synonyms by Kuruk reviews
She has learned how to let him find his own way to her. — Lyra/Silver, Ethan.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,678 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival - Complete
How Cyrus Got His Groove Back by Flameboo reviews
Cyrus becomes a fry cook at a fast food chain called Fatty Burger. Through this he will find friendship, luchadores, lint, and maybe even love, but there seems to be something sinister lurking beneath the jolly, caloric exterior of Fatty Burger...and whatever it is, it isn't pretty.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,397 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Cyrus/Akagi, Cheryl/Momi - Complete
Goodbye Again by endless.conflict reviews
The girl dying in his arms.. was his Father. How many times did he make himself see Aang in her place? How many times did he look into her eyes, searching for a glimpse of the child-like bliss of a humble Avatar and his penguin sledding?
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Korra, Tenzin - Complete
Naraka by Lee Savage reviews
Admittedly, this isn't quite what anyone means when they say that they want Amon and Korra bondage involving chains.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Secondhand Hero by Windflicker reviews
Armed with a snooty Cyndaquil, a mysterious Egg, and the best wishes of her best friend Ethan, Lyra sets out from New Bark Town to escape the shadow of her friend, town hero Kris. Adventuring has always been her dream, so it should be easy, right? Right?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,744 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Lyra/Kotone, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki
Stray Italian Greyhound by Kuruk reviews
This feeling calls for everything that Silver is not, so he gradually learns to become what he isn't. — Silver, Lyra, Ethan.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone, Gold/Ethan/Hibiki - Complete
Daddy Dearest by Liz Hollow reviews
May and Steven Stone have one thing in common: their fathers weren't around to watch them grow up. As May sets off on her adventure, she finds comfort in the only person who understands what it's like to be forgotten.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/20/2011 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] - Complete
Legend of the Red Gyarados by ChaosAngel4us reviews
He'd searched for it for years; he'd come all the way to Johto from Sinnoh in search of it, but when he found it, the challenge was much fiercer than he expected. On the lake, the Red Gyarados rampages. Can anyone sooth its terror?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival] Gyarados, Barry/Jun - Complete
end is near by thunder mark reviews
AU. what would you do if the virus spread? -Kotone, Kris, Silver, Hibiki, Team Rocket. Part one of two.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Lyra/Kotone
Nothing but a Minion by HannahAsphodelLumos reviews
The upcoming election is enough to make any champion stressed, but when Lyra hears, and feels, that Team Rocket is back its up to her to stop them, while juggling her relationships at the same time. Rated M for future chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,145 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival
The Unovan Dream by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
White, Bianca, and Cheren– three misguided youths– dream of impossible things. Juniper has a solution. "I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. How can I know when I don't know anything at all?" "Hm... Don't worry. Anything is possible in Unova."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,669 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Cheren
Replaced by Duosharp reviews
Pokemon were meant to be replaced with stronger, newer ones. Friends, too, as Ethan would find out. One-sided HeartsoulShipping, implied SoulSilverShipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
lucifer by Kuruk reviews
She cleans the taint from your hands and brings you redemption - a supernova to herald your rebirth. — Giratina, Dawn.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Giratina, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Babysitting for the Boss by AnonOrange-FFA reviews
Grunts have to prove themselves before they can become Executives. Only the best are assigned to the most important job of all.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Silver/Rival, Giovanni/Sakaki - Complete
monsters by Kuruk reviews
Silver accepts his inheritance and follows in his father's footsteps, leaving him and Lyra on opposite sides of a battlefield. — Silver/Lyra.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
dark fortune by Artenight reviews
Team Rocket was everything to him and now he had nothing. radio tower
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Proton/Lance - Complete
Awkward Confession by SeEmYaWeSoMeNeSs reviews
Her expression went from amused to thoughtful. "You know, back when I was eleven, I totally would've been swooning all over you. Funny, huh?" SoulSilverShipping. T for Silver's language.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 71 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Silver/Rival, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Wants and Needs by fooboo24 reviews
They thought the knew what they needed, they thought they had what they wanted - but neither of them really did. Lyra/Lance. Lyra/Silver. Lance/Cynthia. One-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Lyra/Kotone, Lance/Wataru - Complete
Things That Bind by Solitary Shadow reviews
All she wanted to do after breaking them was to fix them again, good as new. But she didn't count on there being a bond between the two that she couldn't do anything about. Archie x May x Maxie in a way.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,562 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Maxie/Matsubusa, Archie/Aogiri - Complete
All Dolled Up by Haine-chan reviews
Petrel loses his make-up kit one day and has reason to think that one of his fellow Executives has stolen it. It's his life, his pride and joy: so why does no one know where it is? He has a very interesting strategy to find the perpetrator...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Petrel/Lambda - Complete