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Joined 09-12-09, id: 2081490, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 9 stories for Mortal Instruments, Merlin, and Sherlock.

Hello! I live in Sydney and I'm obsessed with books, rugby union, Merlin and so many more BBC shows. My favourite Wallabies player is James O'Connor. I'm extremely weird and of course the Pineapple people Spokesman.

Find me on livejournal: Pineapplepeople

Books:

Mortal Instruments, Artemis Fowl, House of Night, Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, CHERUB, Henderson's Boys, anything by Eoin Colfer, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trio, Harry Potter, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Mists of Avalon.

TV shows:

Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Torchwood, IT Crowd, Whitechapel.

Movies:

X-men: First Class, Sherlock Holmes, The Green Hornet.

My favourite parings in no particular order:

Charles/Erik
Magnus/Alec
Simon/Isabelle
Merlin/Arthur (and sometimes Lancelot or Gwaine...or all of them)
Gwen/Lancelot
Gaius/Uther (it's like an older version of methur)
Sherlock/John ('cause it's canon.)
Rory/11 (I don't even know how this happened...)
Arthur/Ford
Jack/Ianto
Harry/Draco
Hermoine/Ron
Luna/Neville (it's been said before but how is this not canon?)
Vlad/Robin

I tend to like pairings and latch onto them. I'm adding a disclaimer now, because I tend to forget to put them in fics. Sadly, I don't own anything in my fanfictions.

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Back In My Day by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Arthur and Merlin's relationship takes a drastic change when another prince takes an interest in the wizard. Prince Aldwin is an original character. Prince Aldwin/Merlin, will be Arthur/Merlin. Rated M.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1521 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 1,504 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Past Sins by Gatergirl79 reviews
Set during season one. Told from Joe's POV. When Joe arrived at the scene of Kathy Lane's murder he finds himself not only put in charge of a rebellious team but a young man he's met before. CHANDLER/KENT SLASH.
Whitechapel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,358 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Complete
Ain't No Party Like A Moriparty by Breathing Space reviews
Chandler x Kent: In which there is a Sherlock party, Buchan accidentally makes an innuendo and Joe wears a deerstalker.
Whitechapel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Complete
Malfunctions of the Heart by Whitechapelfangirl reviews
ITV Whitechapel - SLASH - Chandler and Kent trapped in a lift
Whitechapel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Complete
Wicked Game by WinterStorrm reviews
Arthur's the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A bit of rain never hurt anyone by Whitechapelfangirl reviews
ITV Whitechapel - SLASH - Kent hates the rain
Whitechapel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Intricate Desires by Exaggerated Truth reviews
Robin tries to come to terms with his feelings for a unknowing Vlad but a certain young slayer cloud's his judgement.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Vladimir D., Robin B.
The Fame by Yugilina Babyblue reviews
AU. After tragedy befalls during his first years in college Merlin's perfectly planned life takes a turn for the worst. Years later he runs into an old mate who introduces him to the Prince, and possibly a new future. Merlin/Arthur
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,896 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Fast Fashion by JaneDoeishere reviews
Alec receives a letter from the Clave requesting his presence for a meeting but going to his first Clave meeting alone may prove problematic... Rated for later chapters. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,519 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Sartorial Elegance by Gasara reviews
Whitechapel. Chandler doesn't understand the implications of insisting on a more professional dress code. Chandler/Kent. One Shot.
Whitechapel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Complete
They don't know anything by Whitechapelfangirl reviews
ITV Whitechapel - SLASH - The team think they know what's going on between Joe and Kent!
Whitechapel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
Not Paranoid by thelittlebluepencil reviews
Sherlock has a perfectly good excuse to interrupt John's shower.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious fanservicing by kauri-blume reviews
Why is Arthur always shirtless? how is this affecting Merlin? A slash drabble Alex's birthday present
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Honey Bee by Zico reviews
Arthur is trying to avoid getting married and Merlin finds himself stuck in a new body. Eventually slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Accusations Fly by WinterStorrm reviews
New in town, relationship shy Arthur Pendragon meets Merlin Emrys and gets more than he bargained for. Is he setting himself up for a fall; or will the course of true love run smooth for once? Age difference. Modern AU.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,782 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Unending Passion by JulieGee reviews
Merlin and Arthur - Best friends from the start! Follow along as they go through their first time, their adolescence, their growth and their pursuit of destiny. Please see note in Chapter 1. Arthur/Merlin slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,566 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Simon Says by FreezeDryedGorgeous reviews
Nathan's a lover, not a fighter, so when he does have to fight, he strikes for the erogenous zones. Nathan/Simon
Misfits, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Nathan Y., Simon B. - Complete
Mating Ritual by Twilight Fang reviews
SLASH Watson/Holmes Frustrated with Holmes' seemingly cold nature, Watson ventures into the realm of black magic to force Holmes into submitting to him. But, Watson doesn't fully understand the powers that he's messing with.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,411 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Unexpected by Cynth19 reviews
This is an alternate scene of episode 2x05 "The Beauty and the Beast Part One" when Merlin goes to Arthur's chambers to spy on Catrina. In this version Arthur doesn't wake up. I do not own anything, all belong to the BBC
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Inside the Pendragon Institute by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Arthur is Assistant Director at a museum of medieval art. Morgana's the senior curator. Lance is the armour specialist, Gwen works with tapestries and textiles. Merlin is a new employee with a reputation for quirky brilliance. My first AU, please review.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
What I go to school for by Koby J reviews
Merthur AU: High school is terribly boring for Arthur until he meets certain raven-haired strange boy who seems to make school just that much more interesting. D: Summaries are not my forte.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,630 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
All Bets Off by Lassroyale reviews
When Arthur is tricked into a bet and loses, too late he realizes that he has just lost the most precious thing to him: Merlin
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,437 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
A Different Secret by LadyGuhGah reviews
Merlin has a different secret, and he's hiding it under his favorite fashion statement. Arthur get's to the bottom of it. ONESHOT, slash, M/A
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Fanboys And Idol Stars by RoseRosa reviews
Merlin is a fanboy, currently idolising over his old friend Lancelot. Arthur is another idol. When they meet at a CD signing they're bound to conflict but do they really hate each other as much as they claim? Merlin/Arthur. Gwen/Lancelot. AU
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,733 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
A Complex Malfoy by Billie Hart reviews
Draco Malfoy has never claimed to be the Hogwarts Sex God, but letting rumors circulate never hurt anyone. At least, not until he gets some rather strange news...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Because, Guinevere, He’s a Prat” by Merthurtilidie reviews
Modern day AU Arthur/Merlin. Merlin gets paired up with a certain someone for a science project and gets more than he bargained for. Slash! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,381 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Prefects' Bathroom by VendettaX reviews
When Cedric tells Harry to go to the Prefects' Bathroom on the 5th floor, he has alot more than figuring out the clue in the egg on his mind. How will their relationship evolve as the triwizard tournament continues? Pure smut. Harry/Cedric SLASH fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,378 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Four times by BecsX reviews
Four times Merlin and Arthur nearly kiss. And the one time they do... Merlin/Arthur slash. Fluffy fluff fluff! :D
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Ultimate Sin Couple by Vampir Liebhaber reviews
I HAVE RE-DONE THIS STORY, HEIDI IS GONE! i think i was drunk when i thought up that character...any who, a Dhampir/Dhampir, Mentor/Novice relationship, will this be a Dimitri/Rose remake or something different?
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 29,108 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
Unmasked by Hinkypunks reviews
Sick of Dudley's taunting, Harry flees Privet Drive and, as usual, trouble seems to find him. Who will help him out this time? A certain blonde haired Slytherin of course. Disregards Sirius's death. Warning, some strong language. SLASH HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,568 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's the Neckerchief by boshrocks reviews
Morgana, Gwen and a certain prince are all enamoured with a certain neckerchief wearing manservant. Only Morgana knows the whole truth, but even she doesn't know who Merlin is in love with. light and fluffy. will be MERTHUR eventually.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
They say the prince likes his servant by Koby J reviews
Eugh,don't read this yet. It's really bad quality, wait till I rewrite it first D;
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,452 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
We Belong In The Sea by Hazel Oakleigh reviews
CHAPTER 5 NOW UP! Vlad is being made to sit through more annoying "vampire lessons" with the Count so its Robin and Chloe to the rescue. Vlad is then invited on a Branaugh camping trip; what will happen in the middle of the English forest? Vlad/Robin.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,946 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Vladimir D., Robin B.
You Think You Know Someone by SarcasmMyAntidrug reviews
Arthur's got a sneaking suspicion about his manservant. But as we all know, what Arthur thinks is hardly ever the case... Luckily for him.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Changing by Kironomi reviews
When Draco returns to his sixth year at Hogwarts, everything seems to have changed.Why doesn't he enjoy his friends company anymore?And why have his feelings for Harry changed?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Myrlinna by BloodredCrimsonhands reviews
What is Merlin was a woman? Arthur/femMerlin.Some Gwen/Lancelot and Morgana/oc in later chapters.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,261 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Torchwood High by ILoveHim91 reviews
AU The Torchwood team at Torchwood High. Not as cheesey as it sounds, and gets better the more you read. They're around the age of 15-16. Chapter 22 M rated.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 31,176 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Complete
Unwanted Plans by Leelu's skittles reviews
Chloe has a plan to get Vlad and Robin together. To bad Vlad had one to.
Young Dracula - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Vladimir D., Robin B. - Complete
Wicked Spirits! X Cut by Lovely Grifter reviews
A slightly perverted version of the brilliant Spirited Away movie. Set in the movie verse, HxC are adults when they first meet, after Chihiro's family stumbles into the realm.Incorporates hentai interpretations and added scenes. ON HIATUS.
Spirited Away - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,097 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
A Toast by murderofonerose reviews
Includes two cons, three different kinds of alcohol, Ford in a sink, and one very simple answer. Oh, and lots of fooling around. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
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An Empty Bed reviews
Gaius wonders why Merlin always has an empty bed. Awkward confrontations ensue. Merlin/Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Gaius, Merlin - Complete
Marriage is a Complicted Thing reviews
When innocently drinking his tea, Sherlock tells John about their marriage. Sherlock/John. R&R.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Games in the Forest reviews
Merlin and Arthur play tag in the forest. Arthur find out Merlin's secret and fluffines follows. M/A Rated T for kissing.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
Canoodle reviews
Magnus, Alec, Jace and Clary discover the wonders of canoodling. Sort of fluffy.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Magnus B., Alec L.
Swordplay reviews
It's just a normal summer's morning in Camelot, so Merlin and Arthur are behaving in a an equally normal way. Rated M for suggestiveness. M/A R&R!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Alec Learns the Internet reviews
Sequel to Jace learns the internet! Jace is a hopeless teacher so Alec needs a new one. That new teacher is Magnus Bane. Watch as a whole new character tries learning about the internet. Slight M/A may get bigger in later chapters.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Drunken Tales reviews
After getting annoyed by Uther, Arthur decides to take himself and Merlin to a pub to get incredibly drunk. Rated M for the next chapter. Two-shot, but maybe longer M/A. R&R please!
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur
The Test reviews
In which Arthur walks in on Merlin in his room doing something seemingly innocent if a little strange. And Arthur does the polite thing in helping Merlin in a test he was doing. M/A & implied Morg/G.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Jace learns the internet reviews
In City of Bones jace says he doesn't know what eBay is...just a one off story i wrote my first one . Think about it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete