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Author has written 43 stories for Naruto, and Death Note.
Hello Peoples =D I ish Woolfy and I live in Western Australia (specifically Perth)!! If I sound familiar then you might of seen my deviant art stuff >>- And if you haven't heard of me...Well, you have now - I also have an account on Youtube.
How ish life treating ya? Whats that? BE A BIT MORE SPECIFIC!! ... WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? ... Really? Woah, I was way off XD
IT'S WOOLFY!!! NOT WOOFLY!!! (it needed to be said)
I do not, repeat, do not, read stories on Demand. So please don't ask me to read your stories (even if they are SasoDei), or anyone else's stories. I really do not have the time =.=" Sozzy
I don't do requests, Sozzy, but I take commissions. Stories cost 50 deviantart points.
Im mostly immune to Writers Block, but I am a procrastinator and I'll sometimes go through phases where I don't feel like writing
My hands occasionally become possessed by an Angst Demon and I will write something completely out of my planned plot though I'm not a real fan of angst.
Beware: I love writing cliff hangers.
I hate all my stories written before Two Strikes and a Spare, so don't judge my work on any before that, even if you think it is good I still think that they are absolute crud and please don't try to tell me that they aren't because I won't change my mind. It isn't the story/plot I hate, more so the style of writing *shrug*
Become a best selling author
Write Sasori's life story (OMG I actually wrote it!! )
Name- Akatsuki Member Woolfy, my real name is Karis =3
Age- 18 and I've been writing since I was 14
BDay- 19th December =3 YaY Sagittarius
Fave Pairings- SasoDei, MattMello, KuroFai, SasoDei, RannMaru, AkuRoku, and did I mention SasoDei?
For Your Information- I am a complete musical buff =D My fave musicals are Spring Awakening, Next to Normal, Bat Boy, Into the Woods and Evil Dead the Musical, so don't be surprised if you find quotes from them in my stories.
About my Stories- If you have been reading my stories, you may have noticed that I enjoy irony and looking at how the characters slowly change over the course of the story, such as in The Blonde and the Bandit and The Short Unhappy Life of Mail Jeevas (also in As White as Blood). I like focusing on psychological changes, and though I do try to write good smut I would much rather write plot. Sorry in advance if you find any plotholes and/or spelling errors.
Extra Information- Believe it or not, I am not extremely popular, I am not a goddess, and I am not a b*tch. I am just a normal Australian girl who is absolutely obsessed with SasoDei and who lacks a social life. I don't usually reply to reviews, though I do always read them and I love getting reviews, and if you have any questions then you can always just Private Message me and most of the time I will respond to that (just no writing requests thanks)
"The last vampire is the mother of all vampires, and that is the Vampire of Despair. It'll wake you up at 4am to say things like 'Who do you think your kidding?', 'You look like a fool', 'No matter how much you try you will never be good enough'. Why is it that if some dude walked up to me on the subway platform and said these things, I would think that he was a mentally ill asshole. But if the vampire inside of my head says it...It's the Voice of Reason...?" -Susan Blackwell ([Title of Show])
"There are some people in the world who say that writing stories, or composing music or dancing sparkly dances is easy for them. Nothing interferes with their ability to create. While I celebrate their creative freedom, a little part of me just wants to punch those motherf*rs in the teeth." -Susan Blackwell ([Title of Show])
"Some people are inspired by Dreams, Some Dreams are inspired by People." -Me
"Read, Write, Revise and Never Give Up." -Garth Nix (He told me it himself =3 )
"An Entire Book came from a single moment." -Garth Nix about Shade's Children
"SasoDei is the Sweetest thing since Candy!!" -Me
"There's Gotta be thousands of stories in that head of yours, Tom, just pick one and write it down!!" -Alvin from Story of my Life
"Aim first and always to Express, not Impress." -English Essentials, The Wouldn't-be-without-it guide to writing well
"Tease your readers into continuing to read your story."
"The dreadfully incorrect things will remain obvious" -English Essentials, The Wouldn't-be-without-it guide to writing well
"What do you do when you blow out a tire? Trash it, some holes you'll never patch!! And who do you save when your house is on fire? Don't bring the guy who lit the match!!" -Three Bedroom House from the musical Bat Boy
I read ALL reviews, even if I don't reply back. Reviews make me happy as well, and I get a low self esteem when I dont get reviews *emo corner* It's sad but true...
If I randomly stop updating a story without any reason whatsoever for an extended period of time without any notice, assume that I'm either Dead, away on holiday in another country, in a Coma, Dead, or currently experiencing technical difficulties. Just remember that stories take time to write and I usually like to write the entire story before I begin to post it. You might think I am not doing any writing, but I am always writing. Thank you. But I am currently working on an original piece so I might not be posting anything new for a while.
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