Mysteriouslyabsent
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Joined 09-12-09, id: 2081710, Profile Updated: 02-27-13
Author has written 18 stories for Final Fantasy VII, X-overs, Mortal Engines Quartet, Pokémon, Twilight, and Shakespeare.

Hey,

To get right to the point, I doubt I'll be writing fanfic for a while. I'm leaving my fics up here for the time being because, although I'm not too keen on my ol' writing, my fics aren't the heartfelt variety, so they don't make me cringe as much as the original, NEVER TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC nonsense on my old XP harddrive, and I appreciate that other people may like 'em a lot better than I do. So they're up here for other people to peruse, enjoy, despise, whatever, which I reckon is the whole point of fanfic. On the other hand, it's reached a stage where I COMPLETELY WANT TO REWORK EVERYTHING ROAR, but I don't have the time or the inclination to do it, and I think it would be pretty disingenuous of me to pretend that I'm going to put up new chapters 'soon'. If I start writing fics again, I think I'll either take the stuff down from here first, or I'll use a different pseudonym; both approaches have their merits and flaws. (I don't think it's fair to leave never-to-be-finished multichapter fics up unless I put a great big 'THIS ACCOUNT IS A WHISPERING HUSK OF ITS FORMER SELF' on the profile page, but then that's problematic if I choose to write new fics :P). I could do a list of the fics which will never be updated, but from what I've seen on my travels to others' accounts, such lists frequently get ignored... SO HMMM.

So there you have it. I'm contemplating possible solutions to what I perceive as the greatest dilemma of the age, and I hope to discover a good one, but knowing me, it'll take a while.

Tschüss! :)

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The Jenova Project by Mr. Ite reviews
This is a novelization of Final Fantasy VII. It was originally written before the Compilation existed, this is the second draft written fifteen years later. It still does not follow Compilation canon, so some may consider this AU.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,824 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Cloud S.
Somewhere in Midgar Two Children by redcherryamber reviews
Reno and Rufus are growing up in very different parts of Midgar, in very different circumstances. How will their lives become entangled?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,420 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Reno, Rufus
A Tale of Midgar by Clement Rage reviews
One of Corneo's thugs fights to survive in Midgar during FF7 as the Don's empire comes under atttack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008
Chauffeur by Licoriceallsorts reviews
Yuffie wouldn't have made the grade as a Turk, but maybe that's no bad thing. Rude, Yuffie; suggestions of Yuffentine. Giftfic for Pen Against Sword.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Rude, Yuffie K. - Complete
If William Shakespeare had written Advent Children by Licoriceallsorts reviews
If Shakespeare had been working for Square Enix, AC might have turned out something like this.... I am not Square Enix and make no claim to ownership of anything related to FFVII. I am also, obviously, not Shakespeare.
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Cloud S.
The Sandcastle by Goopy Sentimentalist reviews
Rufus builds a sandcastle.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Rufus, Tseng - Complete
Rules of Play by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Oh he was a sick bastard indeed. He was really going out of his way to rub it in her face. Yes, there was no doubt that Rufus Shinra was chuckling away to himself as Tifa read that obscenely placed, handwritten note.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Tifa L., Rufus
Lance o' Love! by Cat In My Fridge reviews
OMG! edward and bella have sex for the first time, first lemon, rly romantic and sexy and the BESTEST fic ever written. r & r or else! EdwardBella forever!1!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend, Foe, or Fatuous by CornCob reviews
Insults are traded. Things happen and the Bosses are dragged in. There's no turning back now. Zack, Reno, Seph, Tseng, and Vincent. PreNibelhiem
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,997 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Zack F., Reno - Complete
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Liar! reviews
Yuffie's been kidnapped by the Shinra company, and she's not too keen on her company. Scheming afoot. Secret Santa giftfic for the wonderful Pen Against Sword; slightly edited compared the the version that went up on the Genesis Awards forums.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Yuffie K., Tseng - Complete
Shakespeare Wrote the Original Draft of Pokemon reviews
And I was lucky enough to discover a verse of it.
Crossover - Pokémon & Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Snorlax/Kabigon - Complete
7 Days AKA Untitled Secret Santa Fic reviews
The Highwind is not the most conducive environment for great writing, so it's fortunate that our friend is probably just dreaming his tale. Vicious sarcasm, irony and dark humour ahoy, along with misunderstandings aplenty and an overuse of adverbs.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Vincent V. - Complete
Bleed or Cry reviews
My terrible attempt at a Rufti, as well as a sort of photo album of the events of FF7... Chapter 4 is now up.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Tifa L., Rufus
One Minute in the Mind of Lucrecia reviews
She's cheerful, as always. Set in the run-up to the Nibelheim incident.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Lucrecia C., Vincent V. - Complete
Rubbish? Rubbish! reviews
It's here. The fic I have wanted to write for years. I can't promise that it'll be any good, but I hope it gets a couple of laughs... If you've read the books, you'll know what this is about, so away we go!
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010
FF7's Most Famous Death Scene reviews
A retelling of one of the most iconic moments of Final Fantasy 7. Drabble, exactly 100 words.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
The Rejection Letter reviews
Pennyroyal once applied to be a member of London's Historians' Guild. Pennyroyal was turned down. Hence this drabble. Hopefully dry.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Complete
An Overpowering Love reviews
My first Vincent and Lucrecia! Retells the events leading up to Sephiroth's birth- yeah, I'm original. COMPLETELY IGNORES DIRGE OF CERBERUS, for reasons outlined in the Author's Note... I'm planning to completely rewrite this, as I'm not happy with it.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Vincent V., Lucrecia C.
Nail Polish reviews
A drabble of exactly 100 words! Reno and Elena have a conversation.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Board Meetings at Shinra Inc reviews
Ramblings with a bad title. Exactly what it says on the tin; hopefully funny.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Rufus - Complete
Reeve's Epic Quest reviews
Zara's usual crackfic fare. Concerns Reeve and a whole bunch of people out to get him. Set in the original game timeline, as always. Again, rather cracky...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Reeve T.
Edward Cullen Is A Zebrafish reviews
Tis true! This is for the people at the GA, who SAID they'd read it. And for anyone else who likes my strange musings. Prepare for an epic tale of horror and bloodlust. CHAPTER FOUR IS HERE AT LAST!
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/18/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella
A sort of Reti reviews
Slightly better than the title would suggest- hopefully . The surreal fic I wrote for a joke on a caffeine high between 2am and 6am.Involves Reno, Tifa and a few other familiar faces.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Reno, Tifa L. - Complete
Valentines reviews
Thaddeus V and Pandora R a few years before Hester's birth. Just my musings on their relationship dynamics, really. FF7 crossoverness, but only if you squint.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Romantic Love reviews
Aeris/Sephiroth- ZOMG, aren't they THE world's CUTEst couple! XD My first evah romance fic...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Vincent and Aeris have an unusual Conversation reviews
And THIS is why you shouldn't let me anywhere near a keyboard when I get the urge to do something strange. They don't have the genre option 'dark humor', but that's what this is, of course. :P The title says exactly what's going on, so that's it from me!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Aerith G., Vincent V. - Complete
Twilight: A new Threat! reviews
With this fic, I shall attempt to do the impossible- unite the twihards and the twihaters. Love Twilight? Read this fic! Hate Twilight? Read this fic!
Crossover - X-overs & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Complete