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Joined 09-12-09, id: 2082174, Profile Updated: 02-08-10
Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

I'm far from what people call normal. Though this is just a part of my charm.

I also over analyse things and have a scatter brain. You'll see this in my stories and how some of them seem to change slightly during the plot. I apologise for this.

Check me out and if you like what you read, leave reviews please

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GYNAZOLE by Mrs.TheKing reviews
Bella has to fill an embarrassing prescription. Mr. Cullen is the pharmacist there to greet her. Rated M for every reason my twisted mind can come up with. ExB God help us if there is a lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 10378 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 2,379 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Your True Colors by BettiGefecht reviews
Annie is a single woman, fetching, lucky and mildly obsessed with Twilight. She doesn't miss a thing in her life. Until one day she sees her own personal Edward. Her fantasy starts running wild about a beautiful boy, way too young to even think about it. - - - AH, ExB kind of , rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,317 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2009
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1603 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4538 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Apocalypse reviews
Everyone thought the end of the world would never happen...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Bella, Edward