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The Eye Test
Can you find the B
(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip or your wish won't come True...

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Copy And Paste this on your page or you go Blind Within An Hour

save the children

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

NO CHEATING!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Favorite Tv Show

1-I'm in the Band

2-Smalville

A True Boyfriend =

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Things that get on my last nerve.

1). People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2). People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3). When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4). When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've found it?

5). When people say, while watching a film, 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid 7 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6). People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7). When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, it couldn't be new.

8). When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9). When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing here? I don't think so.

copy and paste this

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

10 Ways To Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.

9. Picture yourself naked.

8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.

7. Paint his room pink.

6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.

5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."

4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.

3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.

2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.

1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.

10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black

10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.

9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.

8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.

7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.

6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.

5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.

4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"

3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"

2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"

1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.

Oh so cute! Bunny!

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and
come join the dark side, we've got cookies.

Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Two women friends had
gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving
wives,
however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and
walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One
of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
her panties
and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair
of
panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat
down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
decided to
wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded
to go
home.
The next day one of the
woman's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent
wife was
still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said:
"These
girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
My wife came home with no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said
the other husband "Mind came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said... .. ... ... ... ...
"From all of us at the
Fire Station. We'll never forget
you." (HAHAHAHAHA!)

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.Now... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISHYour wish has just been recieved.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Edward vs Normal guys.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
“Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
Edward Cullen buys you a car.

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've never had "The Talk", but instead learned everything you needed to know from television or fanfic, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (HELL YEA!!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

In my mind...
Edward Cullen is my lover.
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter;;and PROUD!

Proud to be a brunette

Edward prefers brunettes.
Take that Blondes

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
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The Education of Professor Cullen by sheviking reviews
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I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3302 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
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Maybe Something More by Bookworm143 reviews
Charlie is tired of dealing with Bella's troublemaking additude. When she is sent to Boot Camp will she learn to behave? And what happenes when she meets the camp's prime trouble makers?
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Unknown Caller by AlwaysMyBella reviews
Seven year old Bella is home alone and hurts her finger. Having no one to call she dials a random number. Enter 8 year old Edward. Ten years of laughs, tears and friendship later, can it ever evolve into love? & is Edward closer then Bella thinks? AH/AU
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All The Right Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
He's the player. She's the dancer. When Bella arrives at her new school she quickly finds out it's like no other. But what happens when two totally different people are forced together? This would be something they would never forget... ALL-HUMAN COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 80,647 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7670 - Favs: 5,227 - Follows: 3,573 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Girl of my Dreams by JessElyse reviews
Edward Cullen and Jacob Black team up to help each other conquer their dream girl. Seems perfect,right? But what happens when Edward realizes his dream girl wasn’t out of reach? That she had always been there for him in the form of his best friend?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,584 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6057 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 4,387 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson Outtakes by Stephaniiie reviews
As the title suggests, a collection of outtakes from THWTLAL. Contains spoilers, obviously. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,245 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Online Offline by lgmrkm reviews
Bella is being forced into a future she doesn't want. Her only true friend and confidante is a boy online whose name she doesn't even know. When she moves from San Francisco to Forks her online and offline world collide. Better sum inside. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 292,424 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
shh Bella! by heath luck.edward cullen lover reviews
When Edward sees Bella masterbating it turns into lould lemon sex, but what happens when Charlie heres it ,and sees,and when Edward tells his family. Well Emmett will be Emmett. No real polt, just a bit of sex for entertainment. *The ending is abrupt*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher by ericastwilight reviews
Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. "Yeah, but do you think we should've told him that she's the police chief's daughter?" One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 91,439 - Reviews: 3977 - Favs: 3,315 - Follows: 2,455 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chancing Fate by JMCullen09 reviews
After relocating to Forks with her parents to take ownership of the family store, Bella Swan meets an angry Edward Cullen - who happens to work at her parent's store, but not by choice. Both have secrets and pain. Is their meeting coincidence or fate? OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,770 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9490 - Favs: 8,508 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Attitude Original Version by MysticIce24 reviews
Isabella is shipped off to Forks by her parents. Can her cousin and his friends get her to drop her tough exterior and reveal the sweet girl underneath?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,880 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8175 - Favs: 8,332 - Follows: 8,487 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Midnight Train by cass189 reviews
A midnight train. A one night stand. A series of events pulling them together. EXB AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,744 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13514 - Favs: 8,269 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Art Of Love by cass189 reviews
A decided and shamelessly romantic gallery owner. A stubborn and reluctant artist. Will Edward be able to break Bella and make her surrender not only her art but also herself to him? EXB, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,861 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
Our Fantasies by cass189 reviews
Bella decides to fulfill one of Edward's fantasies. All-Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,940 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Edward, Bella
Red by Oxygen.and.Cucumber reviews
Bella hated Edward, and Edward hated Bella. Or so she thought. Forced to work with him for the money, there's no escaping his anger, his resentment, and... his love. AH/AU EDITING IN PROGRESS: CHAPTER 1-4 DONE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,721 - Reviews: 3728 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
New Beginning by don'teatmycookie reviews
Bella uses Edward's laptop to start a journal.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 128,459 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 1/31/2008
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Bella by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen needs to pass Statistics. Bella Swan is his tutor. She thinks he's a flighty, arrogant albeit sexy asshole, and he thinks she's Bipolar, but tries to win her over, anyway. Can he change her mind, or do first impressions really last?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 261,788 - Reviews: 4681 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 3,648 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Smell the Roses by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
FBI Agent Swan needs to catch the culprit behind the murders in NYC, even if she has to go undercover as Edward's - the man she hates - fiancee. NOW COMPLETE! Sequel is called Finding the Roses
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,817 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing The Part by Lauraaaaa reviews
AU/ AH Collab. He’s a famous actor and she’s an English teacher. Apart from being best friends in high school, and unknowingly talking to each other online, what could they possibly have in common?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,569 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 4,698 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Traffic Spotting by chrisso reviews
Bella is stuck in traffic when she spots a hot guy in the car next to her and decides to have a little fun. Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
Sonny with a Chance of Blogs by Fly Raven. Fly reviews
Chad's blogs are mostly lies. Anything that doesn't involve me hating him, being irritated, or wishing he would shove his stupid head in a toilet are lies. Ah, the joys of blogging.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Sonny M.
All The Wrong Moves by laughdancebelieve reviews
Bad grammar. Horrific spelling. Bad plot lines. Boy, am I glad I didn't put these in the story. Exerts from my story "All The Right Moves" SPOILERS if you haven't read it. Oh, and you are allowed to tell me how bad these are 'cause I know.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of Silly Bella by JulesSC reviews
A companion to Bella Hale. The stories about little Bella that wasn't told in BH. Just mindless fluff, with very little plot. BxE friendship, as well as Cullen family bonding.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,210 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bella, Edward
Crossing The Line by cass189 reviews
Written for the Beyond The Pale contest. She knew some lines weren't meant to be crossed, especially considering what she did for a living, but she crossed them anyway. And he… He just crossed those lines alongside her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,089 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Happiest Place on Earth by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella finds out her boyfriend is cheating on her, she goes to the one person she can talk to, Edward. He decides that Bella needs to get away for a few days, and he suggests a mini-road trip to 'The Happiest Place on Earth.' One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beauty is Only Skin Deep by Lauraaaaa reviews
Successful Bella Swan is sure that she will never find someone to love her for who she is, rather than her money. But then she hires nerd Edward Cullen. Can he win her over, and prove that behind every geek is a prince just waiting to shine?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,593 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Maiden Swan and the Cullen Domain by Kriskahn reviews
The not-so-virgin Bella Swan is moving out of Forks and into Seattle with her beautiful tattooed fiance, Edward. When their perfect bubble pops, how will the maiden Swan fair in the Cullen's domain? Rated for Language and Lemons. **Sequel**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 181,141 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 771 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roadmap to Irritation by Mk Marie reviews
Three super hot but annoying guys, one cramped car, 3,000 miles of open highway, and me, Bella Swan... No good can come from this. All human. OOC. Read if you liked truck-napper!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Bella, Paul
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5698 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Standing Ovations and IOUs by Stephaniiie reviews
Entry for pic is worth 1000 words. One-shot. AU/AH Chart-topping rivals Bella and Edward find that they can put their 'hatred' to good use; sometimes the best things in life are unplanned. Dirty but not explicit. I suppose you could call it lemon rind..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,924 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Scrumptious Morning Delight by cass189 reviews
Written for the Lovin In The Oven Contest. A morning spent in the kitchen to help a friend turns into something more... EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Trip for a Walk by AlkalineLeigh reviews
When Bella's best friend,Alice,enters her into America's Next TopModel, life may change for the better or worse. While Bella fights to be on top and actually get something out of life, she finds herself falling for one of the judges,Edward Masen.All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,631 - Reviews: 1065 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007
The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 279,341 - Reviews: 16022 - Favs: 7,243 - Follows: 3,312 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5880 - Favs: 6,159 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blinding Lights by Sovoyita reviews
Bella Swan was in an accident that rendered her blind. When she moves to Forks with her father and brother, she gains friends and meets Edward, the school boy charm. Will she let down her walls and will Edward change his charmer ways? And how? BXE; AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,063 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Benefits Of Being Friends by cass189 reviews
Things take a different course than that expected after Bella makes one late night booty call. EXB, All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,672 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Edward, Bella
Extended Family THWTLAL spinoffsequel by Stephaniiie reviews
The spin-off/sequel of 'The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson'. Summary inside because of spoilers. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,904 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Jane
The Dare by Consulting Centurion reviews
Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Safe With You by sheviking reviews
One-shot birthday present for my beta, Melanie. Bella takes a nanny job for the summer with a rich family. When she meets Edward, the incredibly hot gardener, she is sure that he will break her heart if she isn't careful. Lemons and the usual stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 230 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twilight Parody Lyrics by little-miss-twilighter reviews
Artists include; Katy Perry, MCR, Muse, AAR, 30h!3, Evanescence, Taylor Swift, Snow Patrol, Paramore, RJA, Mayday Parade, Maroon 5 and many more. Sure to be something you like : Multiple POVs and story settings.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 66 - Words: 24,288 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009
One Kiss by the-glory-days reviews
When the Forks High dance committee concocts a crazy theme for the Seniors Valentine's Day dance, Bella finds herself dressing like Nancy and dancing with her dream Sid. A prompted, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,361 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Endlessly by beautifulmoment reviews
Summary unavailable. Being Rewritten.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Taken by rippnercullen reviews
Bella is kidnapped one night to become a 'slave present' for Edward Cullen, a boy who seems to just abuse her. But Bella is sure that underneath he must love her.....right? WARNINGS: Pain, language, lemons, spanking and rippnercullenness! Ed/Be NO JACOB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,730 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
I hate you, you hate me let's keep it that way by lovsummergirl94 reviews
Bella hates Edward. Edward hates Bella. Or does he? Too bad he's her annoying, gorgeous boss....all human EXB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,334 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Bella, Edward
Frustration by Ditzgirl123 reviews
What happens when Jasper and Emmett decide to help take care of Bella's sexual frustration, since Edward won't.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Emmett
Decision's Fate by Lemonade Ninja reviews
COMPLETE::Sequal to Hard Descisions. When Bella receives the news she's pregnant again, she couldn't be more happier. However, someone she hoped she would never see again comes back. ExB AxJ EmxR CxE R&R, please! ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 85,104 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hard Descisions by Lemonade Ninja reviews
Bella moves back to Forks after something terrible happens to her. Five weeks later, she receives the news that she's pregnant. Along with her best friend Alice Cullen, will she be able to overcome her past and...still find love? ExB All Human. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 91,691 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Complete
The Expression Of Hate by cass189 reviews
Written for the Best Domination Ever Contest. Bella really hated Edward, despite how much she loved it when he did really bad things to her. EXB Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10036 - Favs: 7,452 - Follows: 6,123 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
The Adventures of Stalkerella by JMCullen09 reviews
A series of crackfic o/s of Stalkerella and her unrequited love, Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/18/2010
Visiting Ms Swan by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's son has a new teacher, one that he'd love to get to know better. Gift for Quietruby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11444 - Favs: 11,378 - Follows: 5,861 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Flirting Lessons by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH One Shot. “His voice was low and husky and delicious. “You can spill coffee on me whenever you want.” “I might take you up on that,” I said. “But your flirting is outrageously terrible.” "Do you want to teach me, then?"" Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Preperation by penny1940 reviews
Bella makes a list of things she wants to do before her transformation and she will do anything she can to make sure every last thing on her list gets done.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 7/15/2007
Love by Luckey707 reviews
Short Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dark Angel by cookiemonster4always reviews
I was completely broken when I was human, but now its worse because I will be broken for eternity. I am not a vampire, no I am something darker and I will be broken and alone forever. Set during NM.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4830 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's All Emmett's Fault! by CMN-marie reviews
It's one week before the wedding, & there's no time for messing around. Emmett & Jasper take Edward on a little 'adventure' for a sort of bachelor party before the wedding, while the girls come up with a plan to get them back for messing with the plans.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,084 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/11/2008
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Bella's letter to Edward by charlottied95 reviews
Is Bella and Edwards love all that it seems?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cullen Confessions by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
A list of 100 Twilight Confessions!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,378 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward - Complete
Sex Lessons by sixeightshuffle reviews
Edward Cullen lacks one essential thing: Good bedroom skills. Enter Isabella Swan, hired sex-therapist-turned-teacher. In her quest to remedy his problem, will their undeniable chemistry and sexual tension affect her 100 percent success rate?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,524 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Love Hate Game by Libra9213 reviews
Edward and Bella have hated each other since the moment they met. Out of nowhere, Edward says their an item. When threatened by a secret kept from her mother, Bella unwillingly agrees. But Bella is bent on getting revenge. Will she find love? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Up to Speed by ericastwilight reviews
Race car driver Edward Cullen has wrecked his car again. In desperate need of sponsors his team take on a brilliant engineer, Bella Swan. Besides trying to win the Sprint Cup, Edward finds himself racing for Bella's heart. Editing in process.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 145,663 - Reviews: 3296 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Get Physical by gemmabobella reviews
Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,433 - Reviews: 584 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
A Night At The Cullen's by Death-Of-Angel reviews
These are the stories about the Cullens when its night and have nothing to do. Each night there is drama and humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
My heart, my soul, my love by MioneJeanSnape reviews
Carlisle's reply to Esme. Read For you my dear, my love... first
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
For you my dear, my love, by MioneJeanSnape reviews
I love Carlisle. It is that simple. I need to make sure he loves me too... A poem written by Esme to Carlisle, before they were married.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
Stay Away by RebelAngel2011 reviews
Bella's a shy. She's friends with Angela and Rachael. Jessica & Lauren are Queen Bees. The Queen Bees get what they want and they want Edward and nobody else can have him. But then the Cullens start talking to Bella. What do Jessica and Lauren do. IM BACK
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,136 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 7/7/2007
A Drunken Heart Speaks a Sober Mind by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For Vixen1836, happy birthday! A teensy tiny bit of a crack fic. AU, rated M for all the right reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
The Virgin Swan and the Cullen Intuition by Kriskahn reviews
Edward over hears a very juicy secret regarding his younger sister, Alice. The plot to blackmail Alice in order to get closer to her best friend, Bella, forms in his mind, but doesn’t exactly pane out the way he wants it to. Rated: language & lemonade
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 125,131 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Whats Sex? by chrisso reviews
One-Shot Renesmee asks Carlisle about sex
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Carlisle, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2320 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3655 - Favs: 5,486 - Follows: 1,327 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
You Can't Be Serious by Libra9213 reviews
Bella starts a new year a Forks High. Town player Edward changes when he falls for Bella. But will his complicated past separate them? All Human COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,012 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Again by pinkiepoo04 reviews
Edward breaks up with Bella. A few days later Bella goes out with a new attitude. She shows Edward how to move on.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bella - Complete
Officer Goodbody by Kambria Rain reviews
Fresh out of rehab, Nessie decides to reconnect with her big sister Bella. Staying out of trouble isn’t so easy, especially with a cop living next door. Companion piece to Bella Swan: Kidnapper. The missing moments of Jake and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,572 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Bella and Edwards First Time by ColeyMarieSwan reviews
Bella finally gets all of her Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward
LOL by Frankee92 reviews
A comedy one-shot of when Bella met Edward. Very OOC for Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pleasuring Edward by little-nessieC reviews
Bella gives Edward a favor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Complete
The Dares! by Rocker-Chick-12345 reviews
Everyone plays a game of truth or dare. //In Progress//
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,713 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 11/28/2008
Rock 'em Sock 'em Cowboys by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A bad break up, a night of drinking and a bull operating cowboy all lead up to one beautiful thing. Bella and Jasper, AH, MATURE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,776 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Bad, Bad Girlfriend by ericastwilight reviews
A gift for Emerald-Rosalie, using her Bella and Edward from The Wicked Game. Edward bored at home is called away to tame his girlfriend Bella while she's out with her friends, little does he know, she's looking for trouble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 80 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Friends, Right? by truetwilighter13 reviews
Edward is Bella's best guy friend. But what happens when Bella goes on vacation with the Cullen's and starts to have feelins for Edward? Does he feel the same way? Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,443 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
TUTORING EDWARD CULLEN by CindeBella reviews
Edward is the captain of the basketball team and is always with a different girl, he's about to fail Literature when the teacher decides that Bella is gonna tutor him, there's just one problem: they hate each other. Is there love hidden somewhere?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,970 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 11/23/2007
Bella's Curse by PIRATEatNIGHT reviews
Edward learns about Bella's curse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rivalry and Attraction by Dreamiing-Agaain reviews
Three Girls with bad attitudes practically rule Forks High. What happens when some new students come and challenge them..?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Geeks Get the Girls “Off the Page” Contest by the-glory-days reviews
Valedictorian Edward Cullen finally works up the nerve to tell Isabella Swan that he loves her. Unfortunately, he’s picked the wrong stage. What ensues may be the best day of his life.-- WON FIRST PLACE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,963 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Passion by Kianna Sheen reviews
Bella and Edward lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Elevators, Blackouts, and Strangers by Emmeline Rose reviews
Bella Swan is a successful editor at The New York Times, and her life is only getting better. But when she gets stuck in an elevator during a summer blackout with a mysterious stanger, everything gets complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,034 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Bella, Alice
Truth or Dare Cullen Style by jldarling83 reviews
Truth or Dare Cullen Style
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,867 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Shadow! 2 by Sk8rpunk2560 reviews
This is the rest of ForeverTopaz303's fan fiction 'Shadow' Thank you ForeverTopaz303 for letting me take over! Read the first one before this one!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009
Cullen's pranks by twilightfan33 reviews
cullen's playing pranks in a library
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2009
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8929 - Favs: 15,061 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One of the Guys by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella Swan had always been secretly in love with her best friend, Edward Masen. Will he ever stop seeing her as "one of the guys" from the gang? Won first place in the Epic T-Rated Contest. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight SmutVent Calendar 2008 by BritishBitches reviews
25 days of smut! The best smut authors on FanFic have come together to create the ultimate advent calendar! Each day leading up to Christmas we will be posting a new chapter, each written by a guest author! Lot's of lemons! Enjoy! x Outtakes now posted!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,830 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 680 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Serve and Protect by Gasaway Alley reviews
Rosalie gets into trouble with her bad attitude when she is pulled over by Forks' Finest. Canon lemons not for young eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Bella to Edward by Creative Heart 1997 reviews
A poam from Bella to Edward (please ignore the 3's they were supposed to be hearts)
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Bella Gets Schooled by FICS8ED reviews
Edward catches Bella by surprise and teaches her a lesson or two. Alice makes a cameo. Bella's POV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward And Bella's Trip To The Zoo by Renesmee-Luvr reviews
Edward and Bella go to the zoo.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Docta' Docta' by Rosette-Cullen reviews
An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5271 - Favs: 4,808 - Follows: 4,125 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Esme to Carlisle by MioneJeanSnape reviews
This is a song I wrote from Esme to Carlisle Just showin a little love to Caroline S. she know's why.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Esme, Carlisle - Complete
The List by therecordwontstopskipping reviews
Thirty items on the List. Three best friends. The adventure of a lifetime. BellaxEdward, AlicexJasper, EmmettxRosalie As much as it hurts to say it.... *HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Superhero by Lolavella reviews
Bella and Edward talk. Bella is sleepy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Promises of a Meyerpier by Baconaise-Light reviews
Edward's sincere promises to Bella. Not a serious fic- comedy. SPOILERS for all books. E/B
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hotel by CeeDen reviews
One shot. B/E/A - AHAU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by klarinetgrrl reviews
Several One Shots of Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Weekend of Fun! by twilightfan201 reviews
The Cullens and Bella have a prank weekend! Alice's clothes are in shreds, Carlisle's library burnt to ashes, and the Union flag painted on Jasper's ceiling! More chapters to come soon! NOW FINISHED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Complete
And a Happy New Year by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The boring festivities of a traditional New Years party become more entertaining for Edward and Bella. One-shot, smut, Happy New Year!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Status Quo REWRITE by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
I rewrote it because I didn't like the first one. Popular. Dork. Gorgeous. Plain. Athletic. Clumsy. Bella and Edward have many differences. Happily Ever After or High School Horror. HUMANS. OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Best Present of All by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Bella and Edward celebrate Christmas a little early. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Emmett From Rosalie by MioneJeanSnape reviews
The way Rosalie feels about Emmett in words.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
All Hours of the Night xox by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
BElla catches Edward cheating. I guess everyone can't have a happy ending, but let's see how close they'll get to one. // No flames Between New Moon and Eclipes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Last Call Of The Hour by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
SEQUEL TO: ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT Bella is FINALLY happy. She has her Sisters, and that's all that matters. But, baby, The Cullens are Back. I put it as Romance and Humor, but there's also drama!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
AIM: Forks' Style by xWon'tLetYouDown reviews
The Cullens, and some townspeople of Forks' have just downloaded AIM. Alot of humor, or at least my type fo humor. Check it out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
Roommates! by xWon'tLetYouDown reviews
Living with Alice, her two brothers, Alice's finace, and his twin sister? Shouldn't be to hard for Bella.. I hope. All human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008
All Hallows Eve by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward insists on a house party on Halloween, but he's in for a bit more than he can handle. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Showers by cass189 reviews
Written for the "Dirty Talking Edward Contest": Showers are always a good way of starting the day... All Human, AU. One Shot. EXB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Bella by Taliban reviews
A poem from Edward to Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Husband and Wife, Way of Life by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Sequel to Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice! Expect lemons. Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,920 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dualism by Isabel0329 reviews
Edward asks Bella series of questions that is soon followed by a night that she will never forget. All-Human, extremely OOC. Rated M for extreme lemons! Part of Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,383 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Pianists by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Jealousy is a glutton when it to comes to vampires. OOC lemon one-shot ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Assessment Parable by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For Jayeliwood's sexy Edward contest. Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Innocence by Isabel0329 reviews
Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Stay Beautiful, Edward by The Diamond in the Rocks reviews
Edward/Bella songfic, in Bella's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Games We Play by Isabel0329 reviews
When Bella plays games with Edward, he takes action to punish her. Rated M for domination, sex and language! AH, All-Human. Extremely OOC. Example for the Dirty Talking Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,078 - Follows: 215 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sick by simply.stacey reviews
Bella is sick. What is wrong with her? One-shot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Attitude by Salisper reviews
AU, all-human. Isabella Swan is the queen bee of Forks High School. Edward Mason is the newcomer. They have one thing in common. Huge attitudes. BxE, AxJ, RxEm Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/9/2008
Lovers in the Night by xMrs.Gregory.Housex reviews
ONE SHOT// SMUT // Bella and Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Night Bella by ronOReds reviews
Sequel to Good Morning Bella! Read first if you haven't! Alice throws Bella an unexpected Party. Emmett insists that Bella needs to loosen up to have fun, and he knows just what to give her to make it happen!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Complete
Battle of the Englishmen by TurtleWexler reviews
HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR, HUMOR... You get the idea. Edward and Emmett get into a fight, then one starts talking funny. Based on something my sister and I did. ONE SHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sugar and Spice, Everything but Nice by ANNEMARIECULLEN reviews
Badass Edward had the looks, the attitude, the bike, everything, except Bella Swan, the one girl who treated him as if he never existed. Can Edward dazzle her? And change? Summary sucks. ALL HUMAN! Read and review please.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,414 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Something by orsinoslady reviews
Little smutty one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
another highschool romance by ruckyrose reviews
He was a total gorgeous badass/player with an attitude to match & Bella? Well, she’s just Bella.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Meadow by orsinoslady reviews
What if Edward and Bella had consumated their relationship that fateful day in the meadow? My take on how it could have been.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 220 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Movies, Thunderstorms, and Lawnmowers by figlia di Atena reviews
One hot summer day, Bella is mowing the lawn. When she cant seem to get the lawn mower to work, Edward comes over to assist. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
Bella by Edward by R3M3MB3R reviews
A poem
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Time of the Month by Dinosaur Pixie reviews
One shot about bella and edward haha
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
From Bella to Edward by Vampire.Tenshi reviews
a peom from bella to edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward by figlia di Atena reviews
When Alice drags Bella to the mall, things get slightly awkward. One-shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Bella's Pleasure by chalkboard reviews
Bella's pleasure when Edward visits.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Complete
Unexpected Love by Luna October Wolf reviews
Edward and Bella
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Very Dirty by Rosette-Cullen reviews
After a long day of Edward related activity, Bella feels up to a shower. ExB Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Complete
Amusement by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Edward takes Bella to the local fair, but at the end of the night is a surprise she didn't expect. A fluffy one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Bouncing Balls by okaie reviews
Emmett wants to tell Bella about the fun he had with his bouncing balls. Rated T for Dirty Humor
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
A Game Of Truth Or Dare by Rosette-Cullen reviews
For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
Persuasion by Amabel reviews
Edward demonstrates the failings of headphones. One-shot, EB fluff.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Phys Ed by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While leaving her gym class, Bella comes across a great temptation. Lemon. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Fantasy by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Complete
Edward:Bella:Jacob: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's tired of Edward's excuses, so is Edward. When Jacob comes to visit, what will occur?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Alice, Bella, Edward and Jasper by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The sequal to Alice and Bella. After Edward and Jasper walk in on their woman, they're stunned at what they find. For mature viewers only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Alice and Bella by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The title explains it all. Alice and Bella are tired of being denied by their men, so they take it into their own hands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Working out by Rosette-Cullen reviews
The gym doesn't always have to be a place of serious work. Edward just can't control himself around a hot, sweaty Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Volvo by Rosette-Cullen reviews
While riding home, Edward is overcome by an urge of the most ungentalmanly manner.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Emmett and Rosalie: by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Jacob and Bella by Rosette-Cullen reviews
When Bella goes to visit Jacob, they both get something neither one expects. While Edward's away, Bella will play. JxB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Edward and Bella: Dreams by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Late at night, while Bella dreams, Edward watches her. What will come of this night? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Alice and Jasper: Fun time by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Experience the fun of Alice's scheming and plotting, that involves Jasper, pleather and lots of fun. AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Emmett's List by Lace168 reviews
What is the worst Emmett could do in an elevator? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
One Morning in Rio by Kalany reviews
One-shot. Spoilers for New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Stupid, stupid Bella by Signature.Hot.Chocolate reviews
Edward discovers the perfect way to curb Bella's reckless nature. BellaEdward. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare? New and Improved by ForeverTopaz303 reviews
This is the new and improved version of my other story, truth or dare. It has all the same things in it, just a little bit better writing I think , and different formatting. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2008
Broken by lindseyleprosy reviews
After Bella's mother dies, Bella goes crazy. Will Edward be able to rescue her from insanity, or will her new attitude run him off?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Bliss by A317 reviews
Oneshot. Edward and Bella fluff.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Sex Machine by chickymeg177 reviews
Bella is Edwards sex machine tonight! Yea!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Complete
Dress Code Violation by Rissohma reviews
Bella unknowingly breaks the dress code. Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,631 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
The Tree by Rissohma reviews
Edward does the unthinkable and runs into a tree! Humor OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Complete
The Riddle by Rissohma reviews
Will Edward finally be beaten by Bella when he can't solve a riddle? Humor one shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The List by magz88 reviews
Set after eclipse,Edward and Bella prepare for the wedding and their futures... with all the Cullen clan in tow. Will the list help them along their way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/4/2007
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Bella and Edward IM by tiffany.loves.mitch reviews
Read to see what Bella and Edward say on AIM.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Status Quo by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Edward is a popular jerk. Bella is a beautiful loser. they were the best of friends until he changed. he wants her, she hates him. How will things work out? OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Oops by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONE SHOT! Edward and Bella go swimming.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
Paint by brown-eyes27 reviews
ONESHOT! Edward and Bella paint Bella's room. Flufffff
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Just Like That by brown-eyes27 reviews
Bella is confused and thinks that Edward is mad at her even though we all know that that isn't possible. She is torn and has wedding to think about on top. R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2007
What not to do after reading twilight by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Things I came up with on what not to do.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007
Crazy One Shots! BAMMM! by PerfectPaperHearts reviews
Random One Shots!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007
A Rose Like No Other by Amiiix3 reviews
A series of oneshots 'behind the scenes' in Twilight. Contains: Humor, Humor, Romance, and an extra dose of humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,952 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007
Watching by bella cullen reviews
One shot. Who is watching Edward and Bella?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete